Bert Kreischer and Theo Von Remember Being with Girls Growing Up

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[@chrishura7245]

3:35 “that’s an old doctor move dude” 😂

[@gagewinthrop7586]

Dude I laughed so hard when he said this, such a sleeper diss hahaha

[@93Nfinite]

Bert aged 20 years in 5 years

[@Bruno-nd2zw]

Theo too

[@thefloridianbadger2594]

Alcohol does a body wonders

[@braedonmcknight154]

No he didn't he aged 20 years in 20 years

[@og3legs875]

Unhealthy that's why, punish your body punish your mind and health

[@zach3955]

@@Bruno-nd2zw nah bro Theo looks fantastic for his age

[@loriegivens3201]

Bert made me laugh hard twice 😂😂😂

[@jongerdes4504]

8:42 theo says ive looked everywhere and i died

[@alisonamiro2185]

Theo and bert together is amazing. I love watching them together

[@jaybrickman1094]

Bert gets on my f***ing nerves, just a spoiled rich kid..Theo is the funniest dude on Earth

[@mrwood7507]

You can tell Bert is self conscious about that horrible fake laugh finally 🙏🏼

[@frostedlambs]

Good

[@frostedlambs]

Thank god

[@jasonlee8478]

This shit has me dying in the gym

[@brittanysmith4661]

love your shirt, missing tennessee sm

[@aydc6740]

haunted house ride 😭

[@jjmulvihill5666]

Bert. The Dom Deliuise of his generation

[@constantravens4800]

😂😂😂

[@headstrong9166]

Seems like Bert sold his soul to get this movie

[@DayDream-RR]

Sold his soul and his body to his circus of beer chugging fans who love watching big boy take his shirt off for the 98th time and lie to them about a trip to Russia.

[@komamix]

Ohhh, youre one of the stupid people.... its literally a true story....

[@SaionjiWorld]

Lmfaaooooo Bert said he kissed with his eyes open 💀💀💀💀💀

[@chancebrown106]

11:46 LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭

[@josephjoestar995]

We gotta do it now 😂

[@cully4021]

This was F'N hilarious!

[@josephjoestar995]

Theo come to the UK again please 🙏

[@DayDream-RR]

God dang man I gotta watch Brent stumble around all the podcasts I usually love to watch. Absolute torture.

[@_NetPositive]

Chill boo ✌️🫶 he's just a regular guy

[@ogmickeydiamond]

lmao this clip is from 4 years ago and you don’t have to watch at all😂

[@mTs1978412]

At least movies out now so this forced fed media hype will be over soon

[@lerepjames4129]

I'm with you bro... I cannot stand his ass

[@_NetPositive]

@@lerepjames4129 then why did you actively choose to watch this video? 🤔😂

[@bulldawg71199]

We love u theoo

[@mr205live9]

I'm definitely getting a new Harp

[@Lizzy514]

Bert looks like Bert Lahr

[@Hail2Pitt212]

Bro that painting makes you look like the squidbillies son lol 😂 look at me daddy

[@mr.c.2888]

guys probably gay.

[@fishrsa9046]

My first kiss sucked. I knew she didn't like me anymore but we wanted to kiss anyway. My first sex was amazing, with someone I knew for 17 years and we were crazy about each other at the time. Was way more intimate

[@conorlange634]

that’s awesome man

[@vladimirgluten781]

how old were you

[@CometdownCat]

6:17 ive never related to anyone as much as bert when he says he just could never turn it off....but i still made it work, definitely didn't keep wide open bug eyed, and at least tried to do something with a finger back then lol.....but I absolutely kept cracking dumbass jokes that only i found funny.....

[@WahasLewey]

Wheres all the long videos

[@sholtodepuma]

That was hilarious 😂

[@dirrtbikekid7]

My first kiss was good too. Like I haven’t thought about it I’m a long time. Makes me kinda sad, but it’s easier since it was a good memory just sad bc it’s over.

[@ybblue2732]

ight, where this Emily Baumgartner at?

[@JasenHeffner]

The ones who know the secret, are vetted to ensure they CAN keep secrets. Looking forward to see Brian in a clown suit

[@DimMakTen]

Hey Bert imagine how bad it was for the chics

[@captainfirebird4993]

Dude that is her dad last name it is not cool I'm laughing my ass off

[@CometdownCat]

3:33 whats he saging when he pulls out, right before theo says thats an old doctor move?

[@AzraelSkinnerofficial]

If theo sees this bro I grew up the way you dress and act but I'm a death metal singer

[@jenniferb9506]

I wouldn't go back in time to repeat either one. First kiss nor first sex, both were eh. I'd rather go back and repeat all of high school in general. I'd get much better grades and be a nurse now. At the time I didn't have the confidence and didn't think it was possible.

[@SmokinPurple502]

Posted 10 hours ago ... think it means 10 years ago

[@CometdownCat]

Just Jillian it

[@dalelane1948]

barf looks about 70??? what happened to him?

[@s1imeball]

ever heard of the effects of excessive alcohol consumption?

[@dresinss]

And maybe get a new harp or somethin... I can't take credit but I once read a comment that said every sentence out of Theo Von's mouth is being uttered for the first time in human history.

[@jongerdes4504]

classic

[@brunodanner7777]

First reviews for berts movie are....2 out of 5 stars

[@anitahedgecock1968]

🌹🌿❤️

[@SCUFFEDAUSSIE]

I cant wait until bert actually starts reading comments and threads about how much people hate him and then watch him try to spin it like they're wrong 🤣

[@ivermectin1974]

I don’t believe any story Bert says. He lies about everything.

[@dresinss]

Pfffff. Want to talk about first kisses and lesbians. So I'm at a party not like a party party but like a watching movies party and we're watching rush hour and this girl was laying across my lap and I was just staring at her and when she noticed she said aren't you going to watch the movie and I said nope. And that was my first kiss and then we went back into one of the bedrooms and she started humping me and I was just like I didn't know what to do it was a total doctor move. Well she chalked me up is a dud and that never happened again. Cut to like eight years later she's on the news because she became a substitute teacher so that she could coach sports at the school we went to and then she got caught having sex with a girl in her car who was her student. So then she literally just cut her hair short and moved to California. Years later when Facebook became a thing I reached out to her once and she just instantly blocked me like that life is done lol.

[@Directory1]

Lol

[@TheMightyDevilLuis]

Bert is not funny, just cringe.

[@MoonshineBlack.]

Dude Bert can’t even know what the colour blue is. The guys done.

[@MoonshineBlack.]

Man. Stop drinking. You look like you’re about to die

[@callyamama5156]

Like Adonis😂😂😂😂# africanamericaninthapuss

[@robertwinter9028]

Never have I laughed at anything Bert has said…