Bert's Blow Up w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 191

[@jasonplougher5808]

Is it weird that I only watch the episodes with no Bart ?😂

[@solohans4740]

I do the same shit 😂😂😂😂

[@EverythingFizzy]

Same here 🎉

[@crowesz2662]

theres a lot of us lol

[@user-nb2gk6ef5d]

Funny and original

[@mrjones272]

Same

[@davidstenner3136]

Its nice of Tom to have one of the bankers from Harry Potter on the show

[@judeau9151]

you somehow managed to recycle two old jokes and make one double shitty one. Congrats.

[@GLo1991]

Ari works at Gringotts 😂

[@elijahr0ck730]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's so good

[@Ally.Cat.252]

Looks like a real life human rat person like the dude from ninja turtles

[@Bikewreck]

@@GLo1991 That's the joke he's making

[@MrChalac]

The "uuuhhundred percent" that Ari did after his Bert story when Tom wanted to asked to call him had me rolling. Such good timing on that lmao

[@Bekz00]

I’m glad he did that too!!! Someone should call Tracy Morgen next time Barnt tells the pcp story

[@salena2078]

💯%😅🤣😂

[@thestraydog]

Bert is that kid at every child's birthday party who tries to blow out the birthday boys candles

[@clevermissfox]

This is amazing. So true.

[@clicheguevara5282]

My youngest brother was one of them. He wanted to open the presents too.

[@caro1732]

@@clicheguevara5282 My youngest brother actually WANTED a present on my or our sibling's bdays. My parents shut that s**t down FAST. Lol

[@wavecatcher2360]

Too accurate

[@merrelmj]

Bert telling the story is like Rick James telling his side of Charlie Murphy story

[@erikanthes954]

Underrated comment

[@michaelklock422]

Bert at the bachelor party really paints him in the shittiest light and im all here for it.

[@jimysuave]

if you have a timestep I can watch this but otherwise @lezmuz4105 has scared me away

[@dhanks]

@@jimysuaveit’s at @33:38

[@reflection8578]

Yeah. I have heard a bunch of stories.

[@Cyxz666]

because he isn't there to twist the story and lie to make himself look good

[@chadchadchadchadchad]

Once he ate the pizza, I would have killed him

[@MattJavit]

Bert’s the guy that buys you something and then reminds you about it for the rest of your life.

[@takenbystorm]

He doesn't shut up. He's like a machine

[@Cyxz666]

kind of like Bobby Lee

[@josephst.george7841]

Bert can be annoying but he he seems like a decent guy

[@elizabethcosta5756]

.xaSWL?e LE

[@seraph6758]

I’m going to start assuming people that trash Bert are all vaccinated morons. I know I’ll sh*t and trash people online, WHAT AN AWESOME CONTRIBUTION! 🖕

[@BootlegLizard]

Ari hanging up on bert was gold

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Imagine Bert treating you like that, interrupting you constantly and then if you’re actually are having a good time cracking jokes-he hits you with the fake pig squeal laugh. All while sober like Joe List.

[@dirtyrandy2592]

Jew is legit a very good special. One of the best I’ve seen honestly.

[@ovechkin0831]

I want what you're smoking because that's a wild take lmao

[@ChewieOnTwoWheels]

Unless you're actually a jew and love to self-loathe...this makes no sense.

[@dirtyrandy2592]

@@ovechkin0831 Really ment one of the best specials I’ve seen recently, but I’ll stand by it.

[@dirtyrandy2592]

@@ChewieOnTwoWheels Who you calling a Jew you Jew!!

[@ssheeessh]

@@ChewieOnTwoWheels I disagree. I had to do 10 years of catholic school and I found the special to be amazing. Pretty much anyone disillusioned with religion and the upbringing that comes with it would find the special funny, not just self-loathing jews. Mongoloid take tbh

[@Techn9que]

Congrats on 6 million Ari! Some say it’s actually a lot less but I trust you

[@txtacos817-3]

So say the special never happened 😎

[@frakjohnson2494]

Hahahahahhaa

[@samosmond2375]

Hahahah

[@kurtstergar1042]

Lmao, that's funny. I guess not a lot of people got that.

[@chiefkeith5641]

Amazing comment

[@MassiveScore]

Bert saying "I self corrected" has the same energy as a kid with crumbs on his face saying "I didn't eat any cookies"

[@billboardbillbo8538]

More like “I’ll be the bigger person and come clean, I ate the cookies”

[@kjvmsc]

right? the only thing Bert has ever "self corrected" is his posture after he lifts his right ass cheek to fart

[@Sk8fordays123]

Pov everyone looking super annoyed when berts trying to justify a freakout over the phone

[@DannySullivanMusic]

totally dude. without a doubt true!!

[@jellojoe00]

The real top comment had 2700 likes. It said he only watches the non bart pods.

[@nicholasdallamora1806]

ari shutting bert up needs to be a recurring segment on this show

[@Last_Chance.]

Uh hundred percent

[@HeffewiezenDudeGuy]

Agreed, but don't forget ..Ari drugged Bert. They both suck. Ari is the better comedian though IMO

[@Last_Chance.]

@@HeffewiezenDudeGuy me and my college buddies used to drug each other all the time. No big deal

[@Sniperboy5551]

@Last_Chance. I agree, but I think that we’re in the minority who don’t care about it. I think we have too many morally upstanding people in their audience 🤷🏻‍♂️ I see people bitching about that to this day, even though it happened a while ago

[@Berry47867]

@@Last_Chance. good one😂

[@iblamegravity1]

Bert is literally Joe List's family accidentally bullying him in 4th Of July.

[@SnapsCFB]

40:14 Bert did not meltdown. 40:19 Bert admits to definitely melting down.

[@guyledouche6039]

Yeah we all heard it

[@braysway10]

50 year old man btw

[@1Chatty2Connie3]

Not even joking here, Ari's story telling of Bert is fucking incredible.

[@AdamThoba2]

thats why Ari quit the poscast. His is Incredible and hardly nobody cares anymore, no support no consistent loyality. I used too watch Skepitc tank until a few years ago

[@Sniperboy5551]

Ari is a better storyteller than Bart is, he doesn’t even have to exaggerate and outright lie (as much as Bart does) to be funny.

[@xndr_mrw]

​@@AdamThoba2why did you stop?

[@apatternedhorizon]

I like this premise. Tell a story then call bert and hear his version.

[@reflection8578]

Honestly, that would be a great show.

[@AndreySomov1]

I thought about the other way, bout then realised, that Bread would scream at phone and mic so no one could talk

[@Rattys]

It's actually the same story he told on 2 Bears the week after it happened.

[@mwdouglas3794]

​@@RattysNot really. They film multiple of these at a time. That's why there is never many current event conversations anymore.

[@Sniperboy5551]

It does seem that Bart is more honest over the phone, I guess that keeps him disconnected from the fact that he’s being filmed. He even finally admitted that he’s an alcoholic, we know how he really feels regardless of what he says in the podcast.

[@psytron939]

I like how Tom alot of times doesnt even finish his sentence and starts an other one immediately, almost as if.... He tries not to get interrupted.... He got so conditioned with Bart interrupting him all the time he actually changed his dialect to adapt.

[@michaelortiz2588]

It’s very unfortunate tbh

[@torstrasburg8289]

You should hear Paul Virzi on podcasts. He rarely finishes sentences, stops suddenly mid-sentence and moves on.

[@acikacika]

Woa, good catch. Man how obnoxious it gets when u have a Bert in your life

[@drayofchilastra]

Insightful

[@sambbk7203]

It's yes I agree the outcome of endlessly suffering a completely domineering relationship.

[@terriblepaulsey4904]

Having no Bert is like a snow day from school.

[@hwholmes9683]

As Paul Virzi would like to say, he’s the worst.

[@Cowpokehall8]

👎🏽

[@charliec2966]

SO ACCURATE. That made me Crack up.

[@KaiGuyy]

This is one of my favorite episodes, Ari checking Bert about the story killed me 😂😂

[@alang4190]

their chemistry is great. i like how they dont lol when they say something funny and just keep it going. makes it funnier. you can tell they’ve been friends for a while now

[@Ben-qg6rj]

Stop being stingy Christine, time to go to town on Tommy's scrum. Why would you refuse to comfort a war hero ?

[@commanderjonson2610]

Lauren Compton is gonna sweep that scrum clean 😅 Christina cant compete

[@JuanGameLeft]

I second this

[@tymoose8621]

Natural born leader,,,he deserves it

[@jessejamesbitch]

I guess she doesn't care about his happiness...

[@bryanmackey1690]

Yep time for Tims second wife Lauren to step up and show why she’s the new #1 wife

[@BennjkSyd]

Two bears one cave that doesn’t involve bert has to be the greatest podcast going round.

[@STSGuitar16]

I only ever watch when Bert isn’t on

[@kristiskinner8542]

Welp this one definately doesnt fit that category considering the amount of tine they spent talking about him+ on the phone with him

[@CoachTC23]

@@kristiskinner8542appreciate the warning ⚠️ time for 1.5 speed on

[@violentmeadow]

$180 worth of Thai food - Bert was just ordering for himself.

[@Cyxz666]

"I order 3 entrees because what if I don't like one of them?"

[@marcusvalle47]

Dude spent under $200 for thank yous Gross

[@user-iv5yk4nr4q]

Sounds like Bert is hitting peak addiction at this point, maybe Ari had a point with the whole Sober October argument...

[@Sniperboy5551]

@yttrxstein4192 Abso-fucking-lutely. I feel like Tom only keeps Bart on this show to laugh at how egotistical and fat Bart is. That would be in line with Tom’s alleged psychopathy, but I’m not complaining because this is the only time Bart can make me laugh, mostly at him though.

[@rickybizzness7364]

yes... absolutely admitted to cheating on, the guy has diarrhea of the mouth, and a chronic liar

[@18Callahan]

Bert acting like an drunken, loud-mouthed big shot for the “thank you’s”. What a man-child.

[@bluejams2834]

He sounds like an exhausting and annoying person to be friends with.

[@gators9570]

@@bluejams2834sounds like one of the worst people you could have at a bachelor party who would make it all about themselves

[@neptunium7121]

Relax, this is a comedy show.

[@DuffMan1024]

Bert getting the Thai food for everyone is more about everyone seeing that HE BOUGHT the Thai food for everyone. And when they get the pizza, it takes the light away from him and what he ‘did for his friends’.

[@impossiblegems]

Exactly and the fact that he took it upon himself to make the choice for grown men what they should eat- sorry but it’s why I like Joe- good for Joe for standing up to Bert - people underestimate Joe because he doesn’t seem like an alpha but he is

[@kalikiter1]

@@impossiblegems he’s alpha as fuck dawg. Joe shoulda triangled Burt when he got mouthy.

[@jasonoconner7863]

Yuck! You nailed it.

[@Rattys]

This wasn't a business meeting, it was a group of old guy friends. Rich old guy friends. They pay for each other's meals/vacations/cars regularly. When someone says they are treating everyone, that is who is paying that night. There's nothing wrong with not liking Thai and ordering your own food, but you don't order food for everyone. All guys understand this, unless they have no friends, or no money.

[@goobiiguy]

@@impossiblegemslose the alpha bullshit

[@davidfaustino4476]

Yes. He gets cranky when the booze starts wearing off. That's how alcoholics behave.

[@impossiblegems]

I knew I loved Joe list and this story confirms it

[@GoonsCove]

I like how what Bert took away from the phone call was that he was right/ won an argument. When the whole conversation makes him look like such an alcoholic dick.

[@Empresssss]

Bert saying he didn't yell at Ari, being corrected because he did has the same energy of Chappelle Show, the Rick James episode. 😂

[@lezmuz4105]

A one hour podcast without Bert almost entirely about Bert. He wins again

[@EvoMonsters]

But this time it’s actually funny lol

[@InspectorButters4]

​@@EvoMonstersand it's actually tolerable to listen to!! Bert is a giant manchild and he's sensitive like a pregnant chick, or a lil kid who missed his nap lol...... except the nap for him is just more booze

[@realMattGavin]

Barts reaction to Ari and Joe is exactly the way I imagine Bart in everyday life. 🤣🤣

[@RedBernie]

I hope to see Joe List on here or YMH now after this 🤘

[@cpreid]

List is awesome

[@elguapo4268]

I'm 100% with List lmao

[@kwais616]

Bert sounded like a 10 year old in that whole story.

[@goaway3717]

And these are his FRIENDS!

[@plebiansociety]

You figured out parenthood. Raising a toddler is like being the sober friend of that one really drunk asshole.

[@peds8345]

Bert REALLY needs Ari as a friend. He seems like the only guy that Bert can't fib with. lolllll

[@oGiezi]

Right? He calls him out immediately

[@leonabug619]

Oh sure, everyone needs a friend to drug them like Ari.

[@jennifermccollum6455]

And knock your shit out of your hands. And talk shit about you on your own podcast.

[@domingochavez2552]

Bart Christmas had a straight up Rick James moment... "I didn't melt down....I didn't melt down....OK I had a melt down" 😂

[@kaygee893]

The whispered ‘don’t you ever say you ordered Thai food’ after the ‘I love you’ is why I love Ari more than any of them.

[@davidfaustino4476]

Bert. Drinks 32oz of kool aid in the morning because its "juice". Calles ANYONE ELSES pallet that of a 12 year old.

[@alecpetsikas4985]

Joe list on two bears would be great!

[@firesidefire]

I can totally see Joe List in this situation lol it sounds hilarious. I’ve also seen Bert throw some shade at Joe on Matt and Shane’s pod and he definitely seems butt hurt that Joe is sober and can draw boundaries. Hilarious man baby

[@GoonsCove]

Watching episodes without Bert is like sitting at the grown up table at a family gathering, you still get to make fun of the kids but you dont have to listen to them.

[@teter9900]

Ari’s special is probably one of the best complete specials I’ve ever heard

[@redherring1963]

Hi Ari

[@Daveyjokes]

Dude this episode was recorded months ago 😂😂😂😂 they went deep in the vault for this one

[@Poopballss]

I thought the same thing because of Ari’s hair. What was good with that anyways?

[@sidinator3000]

Noticed that too.

[@jamesholeman7594]

Nadav probably lost the flash drive at poker and just now got it back

[@MikeH7186]

Ari's theory is totally accurate. I was sitting at a red light yesterday at 7:30 am. Car goes through the red light because no oncoming traffic. I go "huh, that was illegal". Moment later, another car makes an illegal left turn at the red. Moment after that, a third car runs the red light after watching the previous two. Point is, there is a limit to how many people will watch something happen before they go fuck it and do it themselves. I know this because if there hadn't been cars blocking my path, I was considering being #4.

[@Bittamin]

Stay strong king. There’s lots of cool guys out there, you don’t gotta join their club 🎉

[@papa_pt]

​@@Bittaminimagine you're at the country crossroads. High noon, no one around for miles in any direction. BUT you're stuck at a red light that hasn't changed in a while. What u gonna do?

[@neighborbruce]

​​@@papa_pti'd start checking for red light cams 😂

[@timothyalan34]

Fuck signs, we're human beings. Gauge the situation and do what makes the most sense. I watched a dude almost piss himself at Starbucks because there were two single-person bathrooms and the one with a men's sign was occupied. I asked why he wouldn't use the women's since it looked like an emergency and he couldn't even answer. "No turn on red." Says who, this inanimate object? Are there cars or cameras? Fuck you, turn anyway

[@robdubent]

@@neighborbrucethis

[@Freddy_v]

Every Monday begins anxiously hoping when I open KZbin that Bert’s face has been replaced by a thumbnail of quite literally anyone else…. Thank GOD

[@ripF5C]

Literally one of the best Episodes of 2 Bears I've ever seen

[@gerardbyrnes7529]

Bert has some serious Don Vito from Viva La Bam vibes when he gets excited.

[@eric7591]

For months I've thought Ari had a horrific burn scar on his head. My god.

[@TheCrowe420]

I came to the comments thinking the exact same thing and looking for answers

[@jmckasy85]

wtf is it from?

[@MassiveScore]

@@jmckasy85 watch the episode

[@solarfairyspirit]

I’ve never seen someone as in denial about hair loss as ari LOL

[@devinburns2535]

Hair dye

[@xlnyc77]

it's going to be nice to see the same guest on EVERY YMH show but staggered over a few weeks

[@rogaru]

Don't peel back the curtain man

[@HisHowliness]

Like Tarrantino, David Cross, Ryan Holliday and Huberman? Loved their YMH episodes.

[@FrameandGame]

@@HisHowliness Yeah but Ari is a piece of shit that most people don't want to see but Tom and Christina choose to remain friends with him even though he's an alcoholic narcissitic druggie abuser.

[@BobWeave]

Yeah it’s dope

[@cleepatron8billion210]

Dude Ari has the best laugh ever after Bert's like yeah I had a meltdown hahaha

[@delwincompton1178]

I would laugh so hard if Tom just had his drink covered the whole time 😂😂😂😂

[@marywyman6026]

I could feel Tom’s excitement when Bert answers the phone 😂

[@huemungus69]

Bert requiring that people thank him, only adds to why everyone hates him. The only reason anyone acts like they are his friend is because they feel sorry for him.

[@Cyxz666]

I think more people act like his friend for their own benefits, riding the coattails that ride the coattails of Rogan

[@pumpkinpie82]

Bert seems to be becoming a bigger tool by the day.

[@nunyahappy6940]

Duhhhhhhh

[@SunriseSocialClub]

its impressive to watch... money and booze are not great for mental health denial

[@rdp430]

He’s Looking pretty hypocritical the way jay mohr treated him

[@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy]

That phone call is easily one of the top 5 Bert Kreischer moments of all time

[@rolandroot8772]

CAN WE FINALLY GET JOE LIST ON YMH OR 2 BEARS!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[@muyspicypepper8258]

Tom Said to Ari about knocking things out of hands "there are some people you can't do it to" definitely referring to himself 😂😂

[@KevinBrown-zx6ti]

Anyone know who that story was about - the comic Derosa hit the notebook out of their hands? Maybe Joe List again b/c Ari said "who we were talking about earlier"

[@andrewodonnell8459]

​@@KevinBrown-zx6tiRick Glassman

[@sumquak]

Nice of Tom to have Ari on to talk about his recent brain surgery

[@foxooo]

Why is his hair like that

[@LimuEmu420]

​@@foxooohair??

[@traviswalmsley922]

@@LimuEmu420 yeah look at the side of his head

[@LimuEmu420]

@@traviswalmsley922 lol yea I know

[@LimuEmu420]

@@traviswalmsley922 I'm saying there's no hair in that one spot

[@johnroy7784]

I was really feeling down today but starting this podcast already cheered me up!

[@invaderjimm8422]

I love how honest Bert actually was about the situation, and Ari is always so great!

[@jaclynbrown7832]

Tom and Bert are Legit besties fr.

[@treignsinblood]

Joe List is the best comedian involved In this episode

[@michellelangstaff-tv6oc]

😅

[@cpreid]

Precisely. 🎯

[@Thomas88.]

I need a " dont ever say you wanted thai food" shirt.

[@jaycesimmons7785]

Hell yeah, a non-Bert episode. Only ones I can stand for more than 5 minutes

[@crazytomsgrom]

"Does Ari love me?" I died. lmfao

[@Joogsy4560]

Funniest part of Berts movie was the graffiti saying “Tom is fat” and when Bert references Tom as “my big fat friend Tom” 😂 S’good

[@rawpower12xu]

46:30 Hmmm This “Joe Guy” is one of the best comedians out there.

[@Jaypac1109]

They should do this every show, people come tell tom crazy Bert stories and we get to hear him justify them

[@brianchacon6208]

Bart hates when ari has the truth against him! Ari should have dosed bert AGAIN!!😂😂

[@Lethargiccharge]

Pleeeeeease upload these low key to Spotify with videos so us poors who don't have YTred have to suffer through ads from KZbin literally every 5 minutes. Do the right thing jeans and keep it high and tight! Much love, Jakob

[@stuartbratby316]

Tom sticking up for Bert is absolute friendship goals. Fart needs a Tom, I bet the eulogy will be great 😂

[@MooseMaunu]

Hey Bert...an alcoholic who says "I'm working on that" translates to "I'm gonna keep drinking myself into insanity, but all alone."

[@Dannyryan73]

Are you one as well?

[@MooseMaunu]

@@Dannyryan73 No. But I have extensive experience with people like that, and the only time there's been the tiniest amount of change is after something relatively, or full blown tragic occurs because of their behavior. And Bert has gone on record stating he's not going to change his drinking habits. I just hope he doesn't take anyone down with him.

[@hubes96]

Holy cow Tom is slimming down!!

[@desumpter4950]

O-O-O-Ozempic! YA KNOOOO

[@homebirther76]

Crackle🔥Crackle

[@kamc_yt]

​@@desumpter4950that's been stuck in my head for weeks lol

[@rawpower12xu]

Joe List rules. Team List.

[@zenaru1]

The self-correct part, was the perfect amount of richness num num num num.

[@VirginiaWolf88]

Bert ate pizza later. Lol. 😂

[@michaels.2936]

Susan Boyle looks like she could be Shane Gillis’s mom.

[@efrengonzalez8436]

Or fortune feimsters sister or something

[@baneshady]

The bachelor party story is so funny because I remember Bert talking about this specific incident on an earlier epsidoe but he didn't name the comic. All I remember is Bert complaining about an adult comic who is a super picky eater and making fun of him. Flash to this episode and Tom's face realizing Ari just outed the person they didn't want to name 😂😂

[@Cytc33]

Do you remember which episode?

[@baneshady]

@@Cytc33 not the exact episode. Mark got married in November '22 so it was between then and now.

[@timthornbury-sm6uv]

This is a great podcast!!! Tom and Ari work great together.

[@Shadow0Heir]

Tommy being proud of Ari on how to handle Bert while he is having a melt down was kind of heart warming... Lol

[@cinemasnitch3959]

im happy tom moved because i get a 2 bears episode every once in a while when berts bed ridden

[@scootly9345]

I'm 2 minutes in and can't figure out how we aren't already addressing Aries head 🤷‍♂️😳

[@PopCultureNihilist]

it's not a chapter and now i'm wondering if not addressing it is a bit.

[@MonstaTimDubstep]

26:00 they address it mommy

[@scootly9345]

@MonstaTimDubstep Thanks Jeans!

[@mrjones272]

Champs go to heaven!

[@shredderbarry]

It takes a while to understand why everyone loves Ari but when you understand him. He's absolutely golden

[@12Konst]

I feel like it's the opposite with Bert

[@terryhughes6248]

Let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!

[@ImsLoWsPoon]

This needed to be as long as a JRE episode.

[@seanoreilly1832]

Jew is legit. It's the best stand up special I have seen. Technically brilliant, and most importantly funny. Ari is one of the best stand ups on earth and i owe him an apology for criticizing him so much from his podcast appearances

[@gabrielquiroz1149]

These two dudes are a match made in comedy heaven

[@jerrysoares5462]

If Tom and Ari don't address Ari's hair by the end of the episode I'm gonna throw my TV out the window!

[@SimonSez83]

Why are you asking us? It's your fuckin tv

[@user-ep3bb9fk6n]

He was in Russia with Tom and was grazed by a RPG

[@mattsammi4143]

He’s an early test patient for neurolink, trying to work out how to be funny.

[@Rogerkonijntje]

omfg i didnt see it. a borked reverse mohawk ... 🤮... See thats what happens when you quit skeptic tank Ari 😢

[@lordfordification]

His hair has been like that for months. He dyed it pink/red to copy Big Jay when they were promoting his special on Joe Rogan. This is either an old recording or Ari's cells are so dead he's not growing any new hair.

[@trendybistro]

Ari dosing Bert is more likable than Bert drunkenly yelling at Joe List for ordering Pizzas to have around the party. What kind of a dbag gets mad about there being MORE food at a bachelor party?

[@benjamindunlop9057]

the ad read around the 17 minute mark really shows how much healthier Tom has gotten. good on him

[@jeffrycastro3850]

“ that’s because I’m a fukin alcoholic arry “ Fukin hilarious

[@kalikiter1]

The Joe list Bart beef was juicy

[@FanYarnla]

40:32 “That’s weird, by self corrected you mean I corrected you.” 😂

[@infin1ty850]

Holy shit, this was one of the best podcasts I've seen with both Tom and Ari. I never wanted to admit that Bert might be a problem, but he definitely is for this show.

[@j.a.r.family2576]

I truly appreciate when bert isnt on two bears.

[@OGunsalus]

I have known so many people like bert my brother is the big one .for a good 6 years he did nothing but party drink and do drugs. I could not imagine where he would be if he got successful from partying. Bert is relatively “normal” for someone who is essentially famous for being a college kid

[@patricktuorto]

"The Bert at Mark's bachelor party" fiasco is the number one reason why I "nope out" of almost any podcast with Bert in it, it's always "the Bert Show" where Bert talks and talks and then regales the listeners by 'effin talking some more. The only reason why I'm tuning in to Two Bears now is because Ari is taking Bert's place.

[@saultbauls]

Ari's special was incredible. I've watched it at least 4 times now.

[@buzzin-hornet]

Bert saying that he doesn't really think about other people's feelings, but he's "working on it", is basically saying that he doesn't care about other people's feelings, so he's going to actively have to learn how to act as if he cares about other people's feelings.