The Wildest Take On Soda w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@bpeps8288]

This episode was way deeper than I ever expected it to be...Whole new level of respect from Stavros.

[@troycassidy6177]

Stavy explaining poorness to Tom and Bert is funny

[@leogualtieri523]

Fr and Tom staying dead quiet

[@strewtherrolson862]

He force changed the subject 😂

[@Sonofgrievous]

Stavy calling Bert a drunk and then cutting to the Better Help cold read … I mean, classic

[@EliasLehtonen-z2n]

and bert reading it, obviously being hungover

[@rodolfoalmanza2199]

I laughed so hard when it cut to that

[@andrewflagler8729]

It was perfect

[@thewhitedread7572]

And better help is a scam, so many layers

[@roberttaylor5579]

Very cumtown-esque

[@landsurfin]

43:35 when Stavvy breaks down Bert in 7 sec and you think he has a breakthrough, but it was just the sight of incoming beverages 😂

[@18Callahan]

Bert tunes out the truth.

[@hettel_visual]

So rude to not even acknowledge what Stav said and just "oh shiny thing!"

[@eldaveo9356]

Janm​@@hettel_visual

[@Botamis]

4 words: Great heart. Fatty liver.

[@mazdiggle]

I loved this episode and how Tom was just completely zoned out the whole time, and of course Bert getting some of the best most accurate advice he could ask for ......and completely not hearing any of it!!! If Stavy takes his own advice (and gets in better shape) his life was end far more fulfilled and happy than Tom or Bert could dream of. As he was trying to tell them, they are racing after a prize that does not exist, while ignoring the true gifts they already have!

[@ChrisHuntisOn]

I like how Stavi gives Bert life advice and he's like 15 years younger than him.

[@NolieRavioli]

stavros is a learned gentleman beyond his years.

[@jessemercer5912]

@@NolieRavioli They dont call him Stavros "The Mind" Halkias for nothing

[@tshepherd8145]

Stavros fumbled Rachel Sennott because he wanted an open relationship. Him having a show where he gives callers relationship advice is a hilarious premise, second only to a show where he gives callers dietary advice

[@Wutaskier]

@@tshepherd8145 guy knows what he wants and doesn’t compromise. Seemes ok to me

[@nooneyouknow699]

​@tshepherd8145 she fumbled him by not allowing him to get his lil meat sucked on the side

[@aarondonald1611]

Stav dishing out legit great life advice that I feel just went right over Bert's head. I don't think Bert has ever been alone with his thoughts for longer than 5 minutes. He has no idea what he wants out of life or even who he is.

[@amybrennan42]

He just listens to whatever Leeann says and agrees with her because he knows Leeann has controlled his whole adult life.

[@inkonpaperhero]

Absolutely absurd take on Bert to say he doesn't know himself or what he wants out of life. It's hard for me to think of anyone who has more honestly embraced himself for all his strengths and flaws and absolutely succeeded at that, than Bert. The Bert hate is at insane levels right now if you think Bert doesn't know what he wants or how to get it. Bert lacks a lot of things but he's self-actualized as fuck.

[@michaeladams6847]

That fruity a s s drink he ordered showed up RIGHT when he was about to notice some of it 😂😂😂

[@elevenchuck2446]

Stavi did an amazing job in Tires. The dude can actually act.

[@christianscacchetti9178]

IMO he was the best actor in the series.

[@Rebma12]

He did great….i was so impressed

[@jnthnmchlslzr]

Better than Bert ever will be lol

[@welfaiewfb8802]

he has a spare tire thats why it came naturally

[@rossw5576]

Full size spare.

[@XanderTillou]

The way Stavros dismantled Bert in the nicest way possible, is my favorite podcast moment of June so far.

[@scott6368]

Nice of Tom and Stavy to interview Bert.

[@C0yf1sh]

They just need to “film” two or three episodes back to back with bret only and no one else, tell him these are gonna be the next big thing, then don’t post them. He’ll forget he did those immediately and just maybe he will get tired of talking for a few good guests.

[@heads_together_crypto2422]

​@C0yf1sh you're confusing the balloon for the air compressor lol.

[@YourScaryMother]

As tiring as you find it, people like you complaining about it every five minutes is worse

[@drewgoodman7932]

Bert only squealed a handful of times, much more enjoyable of a listen.

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

He made him stop his interruption right in the first few minutes... I think they had a pre show chat to let Bart know how things were gonna go lol

[@davidroos935]

Stavy with the unsettlingly good takes

[@largedome9057]

Stav ripping Bert is just chefs kiss

[@paolaplata722]

Bert is sooooooo annoying

[@sperez3275]

@@paolaplata722why do u watch 😂 how easy of a life u have, to complain about the content u still choose to watch 💀

[@aminr4281]

@@sperez3275it’s human behavior! We love to hate on others. 😂😂 it’s not that complex.

[@InspectorButters4]

​@@aminr4281its not that complex but its also not cool..... I should know bc I do the same thing! Lol loving the ep while also talking 💩 about Bert or Tom 🤣

[@gelliaramadis522]

I personally came here for stavros and a little bit of Tom. The thing about Bert is the low emotional intelligence, Stavros is trying to delicately lay down some of Bert's issues and Bert isn't willing to just take it in but just shift blame onto anything else, then tell about booze and then some more about himself.

[@VirginiaWolf88]

I really like Stavros. He’s so naturally fun.

[@makergaming2022]

43:30 Thought Bert was having an epiphany about Stavros talking about missing out on time with his family, but it was just about his drink showing up.

[@PabloDiablo16]

I thought the same thing. I was like, “damn, look at Bert taking in some insightful interpersonal advice that would help foster a healthy psychological mind…oh never mind it went right over his head”.

[@amberwilliams8240]

Bert in a nutshell

[@MTLV100]

Dead. 😂

[@hypokratesthehypocrite3513]

I do really like Stav I’ve called onto his live show once really encouraging and gave me solid advice about aiming high and working on myself for me. The way he’s open, about who he is his struggles and weight have helped me become more comfortable with myself and helped me make good strides in my own weight loss, I’m down 30 lbs now, and his open and honesty was very encouraging

[@jaysonblake4865]

Donell crushed it in his short appearance.

[@nuvourldorda6084]

almost as short as his appearance on kill tony...

[@amybrennan42]

@@nuvourldorda6084 I think we all only think of him in that light now 🤣

[@nuvourldorda6084]

@@amybrennan42 you mean that dark...

[@BoolyK]

Shout out to whoever left in the bit about Stab calling out Chris Delia

[@ophidslammish1368]

They did NOT pan to Tom at all during that, I bet he looked so uncomfortable

[@jesseleesamples]

@@ophidslammish1368why would Tom be uncomfortable?

[@beazyb]

The fact they never showed Tom and he went silent is hilarious

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Time code? Can't listen to Bert

[@Reclipsegaming]

Seriously, fuck that guy and the other clowns who still hang with him

[@neighborbruce]

Tom code switching as SOON as he talks to Donnell was classic Tommy

[@father3dollarbill]

It's normal.

[@neighborbruce]

​@father3dollarbill do you start talking with twang when you meet southerners too?

[@taia-b8f]

What up main!

[@father3dollarbill]

@@neighborbruce sure

[@father3dollarbill]

@@neighborbruce you thought it was exclusive for black people?

[@LA_i6]

You add stav to any duo and he elevates them to a new level. He's like great hockey center.

[@wal_pur_gis]

He’s been doing that for years before this, just listen to Cumtown

[@cdizzy42069]

I really like the format of having Bert and Tom with the guest together. It's definitely a move in a better direction after the months of solo episodes

[@supafun33]

"Everyone thinks of you as a f***ing drunk obviously..." in the first 10 minutes was gold!

[@JustaLocalLLC]

Then direct cut to Bart reading 'BetterHelp' ad. That's excellent editing

[@buckwildchild]

You can truly tell Stavvy was a philosophy major. Dudes dropping some serious life knowledge on the bears. Wise beyond his years.

[@tim.noonan]

There’s a reason that the greatest comics get the title of ‘philosopher’ thrown around with their names. Observation of the world around can tell you a lot, and both comics and philosophers make their living by communicating those observations. The only difference is the context, really.

[@megyskermike]

He just sounds like a normal mature adult to me, but I often give the general populace too much credit.

[@rileyandersen7346]

Tom is completely overpowered here. The laughs coming from the others are just simply to wild for him to get a word in.

[@Sunbakedhunter]

I’d love to see a show where Stav just calls out Burt’s bull shit the whole show id love it

[@zachhall3299]

​@BasedGod-ey5ee he had like 5mins of screen time total and was one of the best charters

[@Chlorophyll47]

The Greek humbling the Florida man

[@emilgustavsson7310]

Agreed. Would also love a reality where noone believed Stavroses bs about always beeing a pu55y magnet.

[@joshc3326]

​@BasedGod-ey5ee Great comeback argument, bud 👍🏼

[@Js-hu5cm]

@BasedGod-ey5eeBert’s only ok at comedy, and that’s a stretch. He is excellent at denial

[@sam_I_may_be]

Bert’s verbal gymnastics to describe how he’s not an alcoholic were in full effect on this one 😅 love Stavvy

[@kellyalbright1984]

“Let’s get into sodas, fellas” 😆 the voice of reason

[@89msantos]

I like how Stavros was saying some important shit that Bert should’ve been listening to but I can tell he didn’t hear a single word he said because alcohol walked into the room.

[@_voidofform_7772]

Bert is a loser.

[@cameronsnyder1246]

The possibility of Bert having a moment of introspection was ruined by booze.😅

[@DRlFTIN]

If 2 bears keep getting guests who shit on them in some capacity, I’ll continue to watch

[@MrSknottykid]

Stavros brings such a unique and frankly refreshing point of view to almost everything. Great episode!

[@CCitis]

Bringing up the Kirstie Alley clip was the funniest thing Bert has ever done

[@kylelewis9230]

You didn’t finish it, it’s 54 seconds? They absolutely need this kind of commentary every episode

[@jimmyconnelly6372]

Nobody: Bert at his friends funeral: “Everyone is looking at Bradley Cooper and not me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZaraiSantos]

😅 I was like wtffffffff

[@Clarkillustrations]

This is the best 2 Bears I've seen with Bert hands down. Everyone was hilarious. I've been tired of Bert the last few months, but you can tell he & Tom are listening & improving.

[@BobLazerMusic]

Glad Stavvy is here to ease to constant name dropping and narcissism, this is a man that truly doesnt give a feck, living his best life

[@TMarotti3366]

The whole episode is so bert can just say how much his life is “better” than everyone else’s. Love Stav just fucking calling Bert out on everything.

[@emilydavis-g3i]

Why doesn’t Bert have a moments cocktail book? Tell me what to drink in the moments of my life.

[@peds8345]

Stavvy just constantly cackling whenever Bert starts being Bert is great. lolll

[@jcmoore5819]

Stavi calling Bert a drunk and going straight to a Bert read for Better Help is amazing.

[@chandlerboone9843]

Stavi gave bert some good life insight and he tried dodging it like crazy lol

[@Sonofgrievous]

Bert IS the rich kid with the N64

[@user-nb2gk6ef5d]

So?

[@tylerlopez1879]

@@user-nb2gk6ef5d meaning the only reason reason people interact with on Pods is because of views and benefits to their personal career

[@watevatube]

Bert would beg his mom for a n64.. just to try and be the most privileged and popular kid on the block and tell everyone that he has one, just like Cartman from South Park would do 😂

[@BadAce67]

You’re the waste of space nobody invited. What’s your point?

[@jordanevo3]

You saying N64s were only owned by rich kids?

[@dentstowel4230]

I want to see Ryan Sickler and Stavy get into a tickle fight.

[@W_Sroth8621]

Best comment award

[@ChuckNasty961]

YMH and 2B tryna get their views back up with these banger guests

[@Betty-Boop809]

And fake thumbnails

[@giantturd5157]

​@Betty-Boop809 ...what is fake about it? Do you mean it's made with photoshop? Damn some people are seriously redacted

[@nickstockwell9148]

@@Betty-Boop809um what? Were you actually waiting for the moment they made those faces?

[@wyp8098]

Shane was in the thumb, whatever but using his face to get views​@@nickstockwell9148

[@ChuckNasty961]

@@nickstockwell9148 I’m guessing he meant because of Shane being on there. And they didn’t even mention him or the show.

[@andresmolina3000]

Stavy should replaced Bert

[@duyanjoy4984]

Bro be quiet 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@jonstark7106]

And Tom

[@tannernettles8696]

Bert’s, Heart…will replace Bert. Don’t worry, won’t be long.

[@acetate909]

Nah, Tom would just drag him down and try to turn him into a vapid sellout. Stav is doing just fine on his own and he even has a better understanding of Bert's issues than Tom. Stav masterfully called out Bert to his face without making it obvious and uncomfortable. I doubt Bert really appreciated or understood what Stav was trying to say though.

[@robwilkinson8547]

Stavy's harder to look at. ~Mrs. W

[@zuhgzuhg]

Two bears merch idea, a shirt that says "Shut the fck up, Bert" I'd buy two.

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

I’d buy a poster of Bert’s spread ass

[@notoriouslybratty]

Bert fan and I love this idea! If I saw that T-shirt, I would 100% know who they are talking about. 😂

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

@@notoriouslybratty I wanna see Bert spread his ass

[@Ozo_Violet23]

great idea

[@krickman88]

I was listening only and at 43:30 Stavy is therapizing Bart saying some deep shit and it sounded like he was having an “AH HA” moment but then i realized someone just brought him a drink and he was excited.

[@SpooksMcGhie]

Not feeling the bears lately but Stav is here

[@Alfonz22]

Stav going in on Bert is something I could tune into daily.

[@luisc2975]

Coke has Polar Bears, Pepsi has Black Bears😂😂

[@thacoolbean]

Polar Privilege dey call it

[@georgeprendergast8305]

😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@rossw5576]

Black bears are faster right?

[@BipityBopity93]

Black bears eat 68% of the berries but only makeup 13% of the bear population.

[@ETAisNOW]

Emojis are gay

[@LuisTorresD]

Stav is a really smart guy once you hear him. He has some good views on life and you can tell he has been working on himself a lot lately. Good for him.

[@McDugenberg]

Juxtaposition of Bert calling Donnell and the Mardi Gras conversation is excellent

[@michaelmongiovi5204]

Got excited to see Stavy and what a surprise Bart acted like he’s the guest for yet another week

[@ouyoungbae]

35 mins in and we’re still hearing about getting fired from Travel Channel 😂

[@mr.goldfish7473]

man i read this comment and forgot about it until bert dumped his purse right at 35min

[@joshuascout5549]

Finally, one of Bert's sidetracked thoughts brought us comedy gold!

[@rachelrodgers9814]

Bert accidentally saying “roast” instead of “funeral” haha

[@ophidslammish1368]

It was a roast funeral

[@JustaLocalLLC]

'Funeral Roast' Sounds pretty good depending what's on the menu😂

[@grabberblue12]

Stav is a true gem! He’s the definition of a rising tide!

[@Colin-Burke]

Tom went full Dave Attell outfit for this one

[@sailirish7]

That phone-a-friend to Darnell Rollings showed Burt finding his calling in life

[@terryhughes6248]

I'm loving the double bear interviews. :) let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!

[@mementomori013]

love the new episodes. I love having BOTH Bears AND a Guest, i think it really suits the show more. just want to appreciate the willingness to be self aware and make a change in format. #keepfeatherinitbrother #fullyloaded

[@koladeojo998]

Darnell has been representing the Black Brother Coalition since his days on Chapelle's Show, and now we know why. Name of the book is "The Real Pepsi Challenge" for those interested.

[@therobbrownchannel5079]

"Everybody thinks of you as a drunk." 10:42 Better Help advertisement.

[@dude3678]

Thanks for the Bert interview

[@jonathandiaz6675]

It's great that stavi is giving Bert life advice and telling him how happy he is

[@rkdrama2443]

Stavros was supposed to be the third bear that just sits in the corner stroking it Now look at him

[@fornhunkle]

He's on camera stroking it now

[@randyn1571]

And now he's in the middle of the room being stroked on!

[@LuisDiaz-ho2lh]

cumtown!

[@sperez3275]

Ew?

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

What are you talking about

[@jenniferwhite7386]

Stavy is great and so down to earth!!!!!!...great guest!!!!

[@joeverschoor9234]

The timing of the Better Help ad read was hilarious

[@BoinkrNanis]

It fuxking sent me

[@tannerray4162]

Bert discussing his idea of success really shows that he’s had a good life. No shade.

[@lukeyfresh]

Lets keep the interruptions to a minimum Bart

[@malcolmrichards7754]

After 2 min bart is unwatchable

[@MikeRotch2020]

Yeah, he's getting less and less likable as the episodes progress.

[@lordfordification]

I'm sure he'll read your comment and change his ways. Get real, kid.

[@father3dollarbill]

No chance, mate.

[@AlexLarkins-i8p]

he can't help it. Bert is an untalented narcissistic slob

[@Sleeve_that_rare]

I love both Stavros and soda so this was a particularly fantastic episode for me. Thanks

[@FatdogBlues]

I want Bert and Nick Mullen to switch bodies Freaky Friday style.

[@therivergiveth]

😂 the idea of mullen getting dropped in berts life and navigating it is hilarious.

[@proarcher46]

so nick would be an alcoholic again and save the pod?

[@CostaDoinBusiness]

Every once in a while the guest is good enough to make listening to Burt squeal at his own bad jokes worth it.

[@oliverskipper3509]

Bert should make a drinks recipe book ‘unraveling Bert’ it’s like a biography as well

[@ASSASSIN23007]

it’s absolutely incredible how long they’ve been able to talk in code for so long… every now and then i come back and check in on them

[@JayVorhees]

I’m 7 mins in and Bert has been wrong on every fact he tried to spew🤣🤦🏻 Gonna be a long one boys

[@kongvinter33]

Brent has 37 "little treats" a day. a treat is like going to Thailand once a year to get a ladyboy, not 37 times a day.

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Did you know you can take one of those home with you? The world nowadays...

[@kongvinter33]

@@Hjaelteomslag wouldnt be a treat then. dont shit where you eat, you know what I mean?...

[@snappy_.]

⁠​⁠@@kongvinter33 If you’re getting with a ladyboy you’re prolly eating where they shit too

[@stephenholmgren405]

At least be civilized and request a lady girl

[@davidaldridge5716]

No doubt I love these 16 year old convos about beer and buzzes etc

[@TheLoveInYourEar]

41:07 I watch your KZbin special so much and now tires!! Please never let it go you are a true comic and a awesome character in our world. Thank you for being here.

[@blairsmith3199]

The laughs in this one are gonna be diabolical

[@Ky_Mma]

Laughed out loud 😂

[@tylergatsby]

Bert and Stavros both sound like old diesel motors trying to start

[@SpooksMcGhie]

😅​@@tylergatsby

[@jzen1455]

I was gonna type "Let the annoying laugh off begin!"

[@tylergatsby]

@@jzen1455 don't worry, you literally did type that

[@jeffs_outside]

Bert was thinking about himself at Brody’s funeral the whole time

[@Heelturnkayfabe]

"He's sober now... We lost one"

[@damianrodarte7727]

To see the outta touch interact with the down to earth:

[@SinfulSeraph]

Love Stavy's mindset.

[@BoinkrNanis]

Nothing he said was wrong

[@schlagdog]

Diet Dew in the morning instead of coffee is how I’ve lived for the last 25 years.

[@Jawn..]

Only Bert could make someone else’s funeral about themselves

[@BadAce67]

Only you could be a waste of space in a comment section

[@brennanmcdonnell9343]

​@@BadAce67lmao all ur comments defending bert

[@xarievans7978]

@@brennanmcdonnell9343that's probably bert's burner account he stay dickriding and defending bert 💀

[@BadAce67]

@@brennanmcdonnell9343 lmao you’re still here watching. Go touch grass and waste space elsewhere

[@brennanmcdonnell9343]

@@BadAce67 do you have any other comebacks?

[@Nugz69]

Stavi’s next tour should be Stavi Halkias International Tour and then sell shirts w the acronym

[@flying_nimbus7852]

"There's nothing sadder than an aging hipster"- Dr. Evil

[@johnnyboy3846]

I could listen to these three talk about what’s ’not chill’ about history forever 😂

[@BucolicNightlife]

I had to go to the ER because my digestive system just stopped, gastroparesis, and I was in IMMENSE pain and had no idea what was happening to me. While they were doing all the tests, my mom saw that someone in the other room was watching some Zach Galifianakis special and I woke up from a labored pain nap to her trying to hold back snorts and chortles to that joke about him naming his balls Belle and Sebastian.

[@TheTurfDunedain]

You guys should look up Blizzard Beer system. The company is based in Orange County. It's probably what Bert was talking about. They have multiple patents on their tap systems. A keg can be in a regular fridge and it comes out the tap at 28 degrees. So cold it freezes the mug. Tom is rich enough to have one installed in the Cave.

[@tylergatsby]

Stavy stays being one of the only big comedians not afraid to call out Chris D'Elia

[@vivalaresistance148]

If there's one thing you can say about stavy it's that he's a really big comedian

[@TheOhAte]

Stavi getting deep and philosophical. LOVE IT!

[@Krunked]

night ice-cream is the absolute truth

[@Test-zn9rs]

He inspired me

[@PabloDiablo16]

Yup. Just had some last night. Didn’t need it but it was my little treat god damnit 😂

[@Test-zn9rs]

@@PabloDiablo16 Yes I definitely did not need it either 😂

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

Why'd you have to remind me?! My boss gave me churro ice cream which sounds horrific yet I'm gonna give it a go in 3 2 1 Pretty meh...

[@JustinDayIsAnExtraCoolGuy]

The most well placed betterhelp ad of all time

[@canesfan1526]

Oh hell yah the 3rd bear is in the building.

[@marissamariea1473]

The quietest Bert has ever been was during that facetime. Proud of you Bert!😂❤

[@ASAP-Uncut]

“It’s casual, it’s in my mouth, it’s familiar” 😂

[@falconeyes9668]

Dropping this @ around 5:30 AM Pacific time when dads are still hungover from a great Father's Day on Sunday! Waking up to see THIS, Stavros on 2 BEARS 1 CAVE!!! FUCK YES!!!

[@briand9634]

42 years sober and the first fifteen mins of the pod made me want to start drinking again🥸

[@theorangegoodness]

Stavros is an aware grounded dude. Smart business and artistic model. Good for him. I think he's teaching the 2 bears something

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

16:29 This is the episode where we found out how much of berts mental capacity is going to some kind of experience-associative autism relating to different types of alcoholic beverages. My man is going on skiing trips to get the right setting for his IPAs

[@aarondonald1611]

Is that an autism thing? I feel like my sense-memories are stronger than my regular memories sometimes.

[@TheCrawf28X15]

17:43 😂😂😂 good Lord, you would’ve thought Bert just tapped the vein with that close eyed sigh

[@obxchas]

I appreciate the 2 Bears episode with Jon Stewart more and more. Tom alone with a guest is so much better than having to listen to Bert speak over anyone. He is literally the worst.