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Is Squirting Real? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 190

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@evanprotsman9623
@evanprotsman9623 Жыл бұрын
Comparing the realness of woman squirting to the myth of cow tipping is the most “Bert” thing that Bert has ever said.
@SatansSimgma
@SatansSimgma Жыл бұрын
Another word for squirting is urination. So you REALLY just peed on that guy.
@H3H3HEE
@H3H3HEE Жыл бұрын
Sex with Bert sounds dusty 😭
@seanromanowski
@seanromanowski Жыл бұрын
They did a study where women who claimed to be squirters had blue dye injected into their bladders to determine if squirting was urine or something else. They all squirted blue. Squirting is just piss.
@greg1685
@greg1685 Жыл бұрын
I've never agreed with someone than instantly disagree so quickly
@wolvw
@wolvw Жыл бұрын
It's Bort
@parlapierrot
@parlapierrot Жыл бұрын
I would pay good money for Tom to try and engage with Charo about squirting “Ayyyy Tommi, why you tell me this?”
@brentbrooks3664
@brentbrooks3664 Жыл бұрын
I demand another Charo episode
@ctdieselnut
@ctdieselnut Жыл бұрын
You said the best part, the rest of the time id just be waiting for the topic to change lol
@ZennExile
@ZennExile Жыл бұрын
Yall need to leave Charo alone. That poor woman has had to deal with Tommi for 50 years. Let her rest. Seriously, yall are some animals out here trying to poke tired ole momma bear just to hear her startle fart herself into a rage.
@VinnieWilkins
@VinnieWilkins Жыл бұрын
I want to talk about Hawaii
@D.Jay..
@D.Jay.. Жыл бұрын
I juan tu dalk about hawaii
@thebrodyyy997
@thebrodyyy997 Жыл бұрын
I like this bit that Bert is doing… claim that it’s fake til someone proves it to you live in person😂😂
@RassGurmy92
@RassGurmy92 Жыл бұрын
Yeah just piss and you'll have done it. Lol
@Algorythmfpv
@Algorythmfpv Жыл бұрын
Except he's going to claim it's fake when it's done in person he's going to say "how can you prove you're not just pissing" lol
@MrBuketman
@MrBuketman Жыл бұрын
Burt is so dumb. Plus all they have to do is call Dr. Drew to confirm that squirting is real.
@KingCrypto25
@KingCrypto25 Жыл бұрын
Cow tipping may be a myth but squirting is real Bert 😂😂
@YRNKev999
@YRNKev999 Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Bert for not having experienced the glory’s of a squirter 🤦🏼‍♂️😂 it’s definitely real 😂
@The1SSGrant
@The1SSGrant Жыл бұрын
Squirt with Bert needs to be a segment. So he can learn 😂
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 Жыл бұрын
He just needs to watch some of those old Seymour Butts squirter videos from the 90s
@dtrainbcca
@dtrainbcca Жыл бұрын
You have won the internet today with this comment
@The1SSGrant
@The1SSGrant Жыл бұрын
@@dtrainbcca I will accept it graciously. Thank you
@kevincallaghan2705
@kevincallaghan2705 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised if this was something he already done on the travel channel lol
@tec5283
@tec5283 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@codycornwell5329
@codycornwell5329 Жыл бұрын
Bert with his 2 females he has slept with has made a conclusion like this 😂
@michael5654
@michael5654 Жыл бұрын
Right lmfao
@jaredpeck4815
@jaredpeck4815 Жыл бұрын
He's never made a woman cum 😂 kinda sad actually
@YuckNasty
@YuckNasty Жыл бұрын
Bert doesnt seem like a guy who gets ontop and puts in work.
@ryankelly5728
@ryankelly5728 Жыл бұрын
my thought exactly
@ethansleeper6952
@ethansleeper6952 Жыл бұрын
Facts lmao
@SupremeKingChampion
@SupremeKingChampion Жыл бұрын
6 minutes in and I've heard my annual quota of the word "squirting"
@carson911
@carson911 Жыл бұрын
Rogan miraculously made all these guys famous. I think the Rogan affect is wearing off before our eyes.
@newsrapper
@newsrapper Жыл бұрын
​@@carson911I think even Rogan is aware of that lately all his episodes have been doctors, politicians and scientist. Other than when people need their specials promoted he doesn't really have comics on anymore
@joshisajedi2461
@joshisajedi2461 Жыл бұрын
@@newsrapperHe just had Theo Von and Ali Saddiq on.
@chelseainman4285
@chelseainman4285 Жыл бұрын
Their dynamic is so fascinating- a case study in anxious (Bert) and avoidant (Tom) attachment and why it “works” but everyone else can see how unhealthy despite being “functional”/sustaining for a long time
@LonnieScott
@LonnieScott Жыл бұрын
It is beginning to look like Bert is heading for a bad mental break. Dude is manic as hell and all the booze talk lately is concerning. Bert, we love you! Please do like Kevin Smith suggested. Take time off. We will all still be here when you get back.
@Jabroni31
@Jabroni31 Жыл бұрын
Bert said “I knew Ramsey well, he died at 27” they look it up he lived to 47 😂 😆
@MrAberham33
@MrAberham33 Жыл бұрын
lol Bert will argue with Tom til he is purple, then another person steps in and says it's a real thing, and Bert does a 180 🤣🤣 every single time!
@AblinkinNA
@AblinkinNA Жыл бұрын
Burnt is close to purple as is.
@MrAberham33
@MrAberham33 Жыл бұрын
@@AblinkinNA 🤣🤣 true
@jazzyg530
@jazzyg530 Жыл бұрын
"let's pivot"
@JRY17
@JRY17 Жыл бұрын
I love how Tom just glances over completely lying about seeing cow tipping like a true sociopath.
@kev_vill
@kev_vill Жыл бұрын
I hate when he does that lol like you know he's never seen it
@ryandunnlives
@ryandunnlives Жыл бұрын
Exactly, like I’ve only known of it from Tommy Boy and of course that’s just a ridiculous comedy bit.
@HerculeSatan
@HerculeSatan Жыл бұрын
I don't think he was up to something. Lifetime WI, always an old wives tale like swallowing spiders in your sleep. But even I didn't know for sure it wasn't a thing until my 20s. He probably moved away and never thought about it again. You grew up just hearing that's what HS country kids did sometimes.
@semihazah0352
@semihazah0352 Жыл бұрын
​@kevenvillegas51 yeah its only a 1600lbs animal that knows you're there. You're not push that animal over even if it was sleeping
@xCLIPxGODx
@xCLIPxGODx Жыл бұрын
He's only doing it to go against Bart. It makes bart spiral out of control.
@Fly69
@Fly69 6 күн бұрын
The partying with Diddy part did not age well 🤣🤣🤣 59:45
@KazmaEXE
@KazmaEXE Ай бұрын
BAHAHAHA Bert saying he wants to party with Diddy 🤣🤣 WHOOPS
@jaybrown6011
@jaybrown6011 Жыл бұрын
I like how Bert’s like squirting is fake then Steph’s like you almost made Leanne squirt and Bert’s like oh it is real.
@jacobolsen6193
@jacobolsen6193 Жыл бұрын
Oh yay another episode of “Bert yelling at Tom” haha
@brianquadflieg5578
@brianquadflieg5578 Жыл бұрын
U forgot telling him how great he is to while laugh talking like a 3 year old
@S1X_Bucks
@S1X_Bucks Жыл бұрын
Oh yay another comment that bert talks a lot. We all know already dude.
@mikezmina5353
@mikezmina5353 Жыл бұрын
@@S1X_BucksI love these episodes! Nothing better then watching two buds shoot the sh*t in a real natural everyday way
@beercavetech
@beercavetech Жыл бұрын
@@S1X_Bucksyou must love this Brent guy
@S1X_Bucks
@S1X_Bucks Жыл бұрын
@@beercavetech why is that?
@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 Жыл бұрын
Bart has Chrissy D's habit of being absolutely certain about things they are completely wrong about.
@theetravisbailscomedy
@theetravisbailscomedy Жыл бұрын
"tub-a-ware"
@skizz0tty
@skizz0tty Жыл бұрын
Yep, I've been with squirters and there is definitely a difference in flavor versus pee. Cow Tipping = Urban Myth/Legends Squirting = VERY F**ING REAL BORT!!
@MlRAAK
@MlRAAK Жыл бұрын
At least Chris is smart enough to pretend to be dumb about shit like this.
@StevenLeeStudios
@StevenLeeStudios Жыл бұрын
lol but at least Chrissy is aware of being wrong just to be funny
@alideees
@alideees Жыл бұрын
@@skizz0ttyit’s pee. Albeit extremely fresh pee so it hasn’t been sitting in the bladder long enough to taste like pee that has, it’s still mostly pee.
@Spacetime_
@Spacetime_ Жыл бұрын
Bert's brain is like a porta pottie filled with cats trying to get out.
@jackstraw4129
@jackstraw4129 Жыл бұрын
And that is why Bert doesn't ever need to read social media.
@BigWahly23
@BigWahly23 Жыл бұрын
Bret Krinsler introduced goose the band last night at the Riviera theater in Chicago. He was on stage talking for about 10 seconds before he whipped his shirt off, and I finally realized it was him. I then proceeded to yell the first thing that came to my mind, “Koolaid!” What a great memory. And he actually looks fatter in person, looks like the camera does not add 10 pounds after all.
@InspectahReese
@InspectahReese Жыл бұрын
Making Bert do the betterhelp ads never gets old
@myoils
@myoils Жыл бұрын
IMAGINE and just IMAGINE, if they had a literal doctor in YMH to ask these questions to
@Clinton221087
@Clinton221087 Жыл бұрын
If only... 😂
@TheSeakr
@TheSeakr Жыл бұрын
Imagining that Drew an interesting picture in my mind, that's for sure
@YeeY5
@YeeY5 Жыл бұрын
@@Clinton221087if only, dr drew might know something about it
@GETmessedUPP
@GETmessedUPP Жыл бұрын
​@Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 2015 if only he was a doctor..
@MillionairX
@MillionairX Жыл бұрын
whos the doctor in ymh? just because he's called dr.drew doesn't mean he's a legit doctor... he got his start telling teen moms how to raise their babies on national TV. he's not the type you wanna ask real questions too.
@ProjektReaper
@ProjektReaper Жыл бұрын
How have both Tom and Bert forgotten about Adrianna Chechik? Not only did she confirm squirting is very real, she offered to show them both 💀💀💀
@newguy7860
@newguy7860 Жыл бұрын
@OneguyUnderTheSky It is just piss.
@crackthefoundation_
@crackthefoundation_ Жыл бұрын
@@newguy7860 Also Cowpers glands. Some women produce more of this fluid than others
@seanromanowski
@seanromanowski Жыл бұрын
They did a study where women who claimed to be squirters had blue dye injected into their bladders to determine if squirting was urine or something else. They all squirted blue. Squirting is just piss.
@AndreaPalmer-hi8xq
@AndreaPalmer-hi8xq Жыл бұрын
Squirting is real!! Buckets full!!
@maybeaspider3456
@maybeaspider3456 Жыл бұрын
​@@crackthefoundation_bro stop coping it's all piss
@andwill7145
@andwill7145 Жыл бұрын
Can we acknowledge the legendary laugh in the background everytime they speak 😂 🤣 😆
@Scoondog
@Scoondog Жыл бұрын
Bert’s face when he realizes squirting might be real 😂😂
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 Жыл бұрын
Tom is so patient.. Its legit like watching a social worker with a mentally challenged person, the looks on his face 😂 Dear god cherry faced asf lately.
@klippy2345
@klippy2345 Жыл бұрын
He's got high blood pressure Lol
@TrenbolognaSARMich
@TrenbolognaSARMich Жыл бұрын
And alcoholism
@jacobbackus5018
@jacobbackus5018 Жыл бұрын
Squirting is real. Lol. Just because you haven't experienced it doesn't mean it's not real. 😆
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 Жыл бұрын
@@jacobbackus5018 who tf are you even talking to
@WendiKoff
@WendiKoff Жыл бұрын
​@@jacobbackus5018You shouldn't talk too loud, virgin.
@kyley9768
@kyley9768 Жыл бұрын
God damn Bert, 10 minutes in and I need a brake, this manic energy today is out of control lmao😅😂
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
I take solace in knowing that his movie barely made back half of it's budget and is out of any theaters near me
@Siile_
@Siile_ Жыл бұрын
@@Cyxz666 and that's just the gross, without including the marketing budget. Let's say this movie had a 5 million marketing budget (very conservative estimate), with a net revenue that's around 33% of the gross, the movie has lost the studio about 22 million
@slump26
@slump26 Жыл бұрын
I got 4:12 in before tapping out for a breather Jesus fuck Bert 😅
@ukob
@ukob Жыл бұрын
@@Cyxz666 35 mil with marketing so the break even point will be 70 mil and it was what 11 mil
@CamdenEllisor
@CamdenEllisor Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a bunch of haters still watching😂
@ThunderboltMahoney
@ThunderboltMahoney Жыл бұрын
Did Bert do multiple rails before he arrived today? He looks as lit as a lighthouse!!!
@greatwhiteswag
@greatwhiteswag Жыл бұрын
Amphetamine salts.
@Smiley-Coyote
@Smiley-Coyote Жыл бұрын
No he's openly talked about how he's on testosterone recently, and he just might be doing too much, and he may have also been sober because he didn't laugh very much either. He was also sick with something which he also talked about towards the end.
@mikebrown8251
@mikebrown8251 Жыл бұрын
Bert dishes it out, but can’t take it. Classic!
@titustitandoomsdaytondc7311
@titustitandoomsdaytondc7311 Жыл бұрын
I gave a cow an extra 2 dollars for a glass a milk. Tipping a cow is definitely real.
@mictest12
@mictest12 Жыл бұрын
I told a cow to check the north pasture because the grass was really long. Cow took my advice. Cow tipping 100% real.
@titustitandoomsdaytondc7311
@titustitandoomsdaytondc7311 Жыл бұрын
@@mictest12 Hehehe!!!
@clicheguevara5282
@clicheguevara5282 Жыл бұрын
Ah man.. I know your heart is in the right place, but don't give them money. They'll just spend it on drugs.
@will2157
@will2157 Жыл бұрын
Squirting is real. It's the reason we bought a waterproof mattress cover after destroying the previous one 😂
@randybobandy9828
@randybobandy9828 Жыл бұрын
I don't think he's debating that the act of squirting isn't real but is it its own fluid and not just piss.
@will2157
@will2157 Жыл бұрын
At this point I don't even care what it is 😭 🤿
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
I like how when Tom brought up that Steph was a squirter, Bert immediately needed Nadav to Google it to see if she was hot or not without realizing he already knew her. As if only hot women squirt 🤣
@doomedrunfromme1
@doomedrunfromme1 Жыл бұрын
Bert is the funniest dumbest comic I know... not all can Bert, but it is absolutely real!!! 😂😂😂
@AblinkinNA
@AblinkinNA Жыл бұрын
The whole squirt debate can be ended in about 30 minutes with some asparagus.
@dsfgbsdgdgfd
@dsfgbsdgdgfd Жыл бұрын
you deserve an award for this one
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 Жыл бұрын
Boom 👊🏿😂
@Ragingmark
@Ragingmark Жыл бұрын
this
@kareemsakr41
@kareemsakr41 Жыл бұрын
Get this man a beer
@buckmclean8391
@buckmclean8391 Жыл бұрын
Possibly, although women claim that asparagus makes semen taste horrible. So possibly it doesn't only affect urine, in which case....back to the drawing board.
@marshallprotzman807
@marshallprotzman807 Жыл бұрын
Bert saying he has thick skin right after saying he can’t even read his own comments is the funniest shit on the podcast so far 😂
@michael5654
@michael5654 Жыл бұрын
And you know he reads them Hi Bert
@VinnieWilkins
@VinnieWilkins Жыл бұрын
I’m not fat, I just have thick skin 😂
@christianscacchetti9178
@christianscacchetti9178 Жыл бұрын
“She’s super funny and she squirts” - Tom 2023
@inwardpod
@inwardpod Жыл бұрын
Sounds like my ex… I hope she’s well 😭 Every time I pass a dog park I think of her stinky ass 😭
@anthonywutkowski199
@anthonywutkowski199 Жыл бұрын
The last 10 minutes is the definition of manic creative energy, and I love it.
@bluesing3082
@bluesing3082 Жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched this in a minute but bloody hell, Bart is way more aggressive these days! 😂
@1stFRIdiots
@1stFRIdiots Жыл бұрын
The moment Bert realized he may have made Leeann squirt once, he became an instant believer
@impossiblegems
@impossiblegems Жыл бұрын
I literally hate him
@augustkraus1389
@augustkraus1389 Жыл бұрын
Bert catching Tom and Steph in a kids lie is hilarious. Tom you're so cool, we believe you went cow tipping!!!
@jamesharris1094
@jamesharris1094 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Burt talking about Goose and his moment with them really warms my heart as I'm getting ready to see them at Electric Forest this week.
@dmw1306
@dmw1306 Жыл бұрын
Tom oh brother! Absolutely giggle my ass off when you are dealing with Bert. Lmao Bert is the best and he jumps around and you're right with him.
@BillyBoggle
@BillyBoggle Жыл бұрын
Me yelling at the tv : BRO THEY SQUIRT 😂 WHY ARE WE MAKING PHONE CALLS ISNT DR. DREW IN THE NEXT ROOM OVER!?!😂
@adamweger40
@adamweger40 Жыл бұрын
Bert has some real manic energy this episode
@greatwhiteswag
@greatwhiteswag Жыл бұрын
It's the Addys
@brandonball5971
@brandonball5971 Жыл бұрын
​@@greatwhiteswagthose made me quiet
@HardwiredZ06
@HardwiredZ06 Жыл бұрын
his resting heart beat is 110bpm after drinking heavily the previous night.
@kajabrill2404
@kajabrill2404 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@BillyBobThornt0n
@BillyBobThornt0n Жыл бұрын
Squirting is extremely real. Bert just isn't doing it right.
@SuperRockinRyan
@SuperRockinRyan Жыл бұрын
He has never lasted long enough to get them there.
@cascadeblue7268
@cascadeblue7268 Жыл бұрын
Yea, its really easy once you find the raspberry textured spot and go ham. Hard to believe most guys still haven't figured that one out yet
@Neverwas_one
@Neverwas_one Жыл бұрын
Squirting is real, they are just squirting piss.
@seanromanowski
@seanromanowski Жыл бұрын
They did a study where women who claimed to be squirters had blue dye injected into their bladders to determine if squirting was urine or something else. They all squirted blue. Squirting is just piss.
@impossiblegems
@impossiblegems Жыл бұрын
@@Neverwas_onenope
@suncat5160
@suncat5160 Жыл бұрын
1:30 - "Put it in the comments!".... Berts got some serious balls to even bring up the comment section💀
@taylordwatson
@taylordwatson Жыл бұрын
Bert sounds like he did this entire podcast with food hidden in his cheeks
@TendoTheDude
@TendoTheDude Жыл бұрын
Chipmunk mode
@blacktie2331
@blacktie2331 Жыл бұрын
He probably did.
@danichesney1876
@danichesney1876 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mr.AlrightGuy
@Mr.AlrightGuy Жыл бұрын
Leftover uncrustables for later
@robertreyes6613
@robertreyes6613 Жыл бұрын
Hamster BK
@Aven9er
@Aven9er Жыл бұрын
bart not believing in things is the same as him not believing he has an alcohol use disorder.
@impossiblegems
@impossiblegems Жыл бұрын
Or he is gonna die
@hoodratjkush
@hoodratjkush Жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more, he legitimately does think he's not an alcoholic which is adorable.. God bless his wet brain🙏
@franklinpembleton
@franklinpembleton Жыл бұрын
He says all the time that he's an alcoholic
@dilly_bones2147
@dilly_bones2147 Жыл бұрын
If you can make it through an entire episode, you can make it through anything. Stay strong.
@reidhansen7030
@reidhansen7030 Жыл бұрын
But the best thing about it is I dont have to.
@dimebagshane
@dimebagshane Жыл бұрын
Couldn't do it Brent was being a real cool guy
@prodbyklayne3758
@prodbyklayne3758 Жыл бұрын
if youve really dated a squirter.. you know that Waterproof bed sheets are a LIFE SAVER
@Marc_Davila
@Marc_Davila Жыл бұрын
First Tom reveals nascar is on board with 2 bears 🎉 and Bert being bert “listen here mother fucker, ima get to the bottom of this squirting business”😂❤ god I love these 2
@dianau7612
@dianau7612 Жыл бұрын
Well now I’m convinced Bert is R worded lol squirting is not a bit smh 😂
@drivehard2395
@drivehard2395 Жыл бұрын
Bert thinking he can learn another language is the funniest thing ever.
@andye9026
@andye9026 Жыл бұрын
Bert learning about geography and languages of different countries is both hilarious and insane.
@aaronzumbaum680
@aaronzumbaum680 Ай бұрын
Wonder if they still want to party with Puffy as they called him lol
@awhoot1
@awhoot1 Жыл бұрын
We love our Bert! Wrong, right. Just love. But yes I’ve worn drank enough squirt to know definitely it’s real 😂😂
@BroHooks
@BroHooks Жыл бұрын
I love everyone but Bert can hardly keep his eyes open from being so swollen. Please get healthy!!!
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 Жыл бұрын
They need to put him on the "William Montgomery" work out regiment.
@zenape619
@zenape619 Жыл бұрын
Looks like a shaved bear carved out of ham.
@ZennExile
@ZennExile Жыл бұрын
I love everyone but Bert too.
@jiehua5340
@jiehua5340 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was a Chinese guy
@danmalone116
@danmalone116 Жыл бұрын
Bert should never be allowed to ramble like the loser racist he is
@animalarmy
@animalarmy Жыл бұрын
Bert is like the opposite of a conspiracy theorist 😂 He only believes in things that have personally happened to him.
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын
Have a buddy the same way... Didn't believe in addiction, depression and the effects from it until he was miserable and depressed from trying to kick opiates on his own..
@robh467
@robh467 Жыл бұрын
This was a great comment
@bobbytampavilla8649
@bobbytampavilla8649 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has been with multiple squirters, it is 100% a real thing. I've also tried cow tipping and just watched a friend get trampled.
@TryingToDobetterTrey
@TryingToDobetterTrey Жыл бұрын
This
@kabizmasshadow7850
@kabizmasshadow7850 Жыл бұрын
Bert asks Steph when her squirting started like it was a canon event in her super hero origin story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@soundlysouth2962
@soundlysouth2962 11 ай бұрын
Hey.... keep up the good work, Bert. Keep chasing your hero, bro. That beast of a version of you. 🤜🤛 .......With that being said..... love how Tom just goes with all the ish Bert says .... "uh huh" ... "YEP" LOL
@AJ_Productions_
@AJ_Productions_ Жыл бұрын
The fact Bert didn’t know people in Saudi Arabia spoke Arabic 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s in the name man
@briefintroduction4995
@briefintroduction4995 Жыл бұрын
Wow he really never stops talking. Tom might as well take a nap.
@Lumberjack_69
@Lumberjack_69 Жыл бұрын
When Tim is in Bert's seat, the Pod is another level of funny
@tylergeorge733
@tylergeorge733 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone else find it ironic that they have Bert read the betterhelp ad? Like really, the one guy that is in denial about all of his problems tells listeners how much counseling helps because it helps him..
@TeaMer14
@TeaMer14 Жыл бұрын
10:06 OMG Bert she probably thought you were Louis 😂
@ukemisan1416
@ukemisan1416 Жыл бұрын
The look on Toms face was priceless 😂 only Bert has that special power!
@sa7ier
@sa7ier Жыл бұрын
In today's 2B1C Burnt admits that he's basically Cartman in the episode when PC Principal makes Butters or Kyle to go through his social media and pick out the good things for him to read about himself
@moviesinolywood
@moviesinolywood Жыл бұрын
Bert. It's real. It happens. It's not pee, but its adjacent. I've seen it several times. I've had it directly in my face. I promise you it's 110% absolutely real.
@andye9026
@andye9026 Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry he’s on board now that he learned Leanne can do it.
@deecee-EKOSI
@deecee-EKOSI Жыл бұрын
It's possible piss pal 😒
@YCWideawakeFinest252
@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын
"Adjacent" bein the keyword here😅 cuz its blasted in my mouth, and ive also accidentally sipped my own piss in a soda can before...not as strong as squirt, but ADJECENT😅
@reedusurrights2547
@reedusurrights2547 Жыл бұрын
@@YCWideawakeFinest252 why/how small is your duck if your pissing into a can in the first place
@YCWideawakeFinest252
@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын
@@reedusurrights2547 did they delete my comment and the "duck"?
@Askmeifigaf
@Askmeifigaf Жыл бұрын
It takes more than 3 seconds to make someone squirt Bert so you need to get passed that first 😂
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe Жыл бұрын
Bert was really close with Ramsey.. Thought he was 20 years younger than he was when he died 😂😂😂
@rickeyhailey2192
@rickeyhailey2192 Жыл бұрын
I didn't realize Bert was such an emotional person. That's good I appreciate that because I get the same way.❤❤❤
@RIPJohnny247
@RIPJohnny247 Жыл бұрын
Bret is doing his “trying to get cancelled bit” 🤣😂😂😂
@yannikakapralli
@yannikakapralli Жыл бұрын
Can you Guys do more Ads, pls? I love to hear them every 5 Minutes.
@YCWideawakeFinest252
@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын
Whattarya 98? Takes 5 seconds to skip em, get ur adderall filled😅
@aj200415
@aj200415 Жыл бұрын
@@YCWideawakeFinest252no, it is annoying as fuck. They keep adding more and more and more. And the fact we notice it is telling that it’s getting out of control…
@YCWideawakeFinest252
@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын
@@aj200415 i dont notice it, i dont buy shit from ads, thats a psycho thing to notice😅
@msakeeba
@msakeeba Жыл бұрын
Burt is just a lovable narcissist. Really cute friendship between Tom and Burt, great chemistry.
@michaelcampbell7904
@michaelcampbell7904 Жыл бұрын
Who is the background laughter every time I hear him I freaking die laughing 😂😂😂😂 literally tears
@scottobrien1289
@scottobrien1289 Жыл бұрын
Instead of one minute, Bert now last two minutes.😂
@casualwater698
@casualwater698 Жыл бұрын
I want someone to ask Drew how much therapy Bert's daughters would need if they listened to the first 9 min of this.
@sergiomeza5389
@sergiomeza5389 Жыл бұрын
She has a septum piercing, looks like Bert but acts like her mother. I’m sure she’s already losing her mind
@kristahullfish3988
@kristahullfish3988 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@ayyosteez8766
@ayyosteez8766 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Tom actually thought cow tipping was real blows my mind…. Is this Bert’s first two bears W?!!
@chicagobrs1992
@chicagobrs1992 Жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when Bert said, Let’s pivot 😂😂😂
@kikohome
@kikohome Жыл бұрын
Well Bertrud....Tell squirting ain`t real to Adriana Chechik and you´re gonna get a shot right to your face in a splitsecond !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@og-red3665
@og-red3665 Жыл бұрын
Bent crystals crying while saying he has thick skin, priceless.
@berke2336
@berke2336 Жыл бұрын
You guys might need a makeup team soon for Bart's Tomato hue
@Vizhtho23
@Vizhtho23 Жыл бұрын
Why do you think your grandparents or parents had that plastic cover on their furniture Bert 😂❤
@flyingman09101984
@flyingman09101984 Жыл бұрын
I'm only 5min in, and it's already my second favorite Bert moment, after Hitler's cup 😂😂
@FrostyJokerr
@FrostyJokerr Жыл бұрын
Bert coming in hot on this one. 😂😂😂
@evanprotsman9623
@evanprotsman9623 Жыл бұрын
Cow tipping is just Bert tripping.
@drewcookies
@drewcookies Жыл бұрын
Bert tipping is FAKE (too fat)
@Solafide.Podcast
@Solafide.Podcast Жыл бұрын
😂
@austinhyer
@austinhyer Жыл бұрын
Bert is cow
@GenuinelyCurious120
@GenuinelyCurious120 Жыл бұрын
Bert: proof that life isn't fair
@ivynmark09
@ivynmark09 Жыл бұрын
I squirt, and I shall now refer to it as “Martha Washington-ing” 😂💀🤣💀
@TryingToDobetterTrey
@TryingToDobetterTrey Жыл бұрын
The Martha Wash-ington
@scott_himself
@scott_himself 7 ай бұрын
59:44 this didn’t age well.. RIP P. DIDDY🪦 😂😂
@Algorythmfpv
@Algorythmfpv Жыл бұрын
Bert trying to rationalize anything is like watching a toddler get asked why the sky is blue. he just goes off and none of it makes any sense.
@cuttboy1985
@cuttboy1985 Жыл бұрын
Bert deserves everything he gets, he brings it onto his self
@tomrockwood851
@tomrockwood851 Жыл бұрын
Bert, as a Canadian living in Japan for 33 years and a professional simultaneous interpreter for most of them, I saw the joke too and laughed. But, I thought that Sugi-ura is actually pretty close to Segura. Sugiura is a Japanese surname. Japanese uses Kanji, which are also called Chinese characters because they originally come from China. The Japanese Hiragana and Katakana also stem from the Kanji. Japanese grammar is SOV, while Chinese and English are SVO. People say Japanese is tough, but it all comes down to learning the Kanji first (which is akin to the Latin in our English language). It's intuitive and also very abstract. A lot of left-brain stuff so I think you could do it well, Tom. Bert, maybe you can try to burp the alphabet while Tom learns Japanese.
@mclovinsmokes3366
@mclovinsmokes3366 Жыл бұрын
I love how Bert just says random shit that’s absolutely hilarious 😂😂
@jssytvrs
@jssytvrs Жыл бұрын
Bart just doesn't listen to his partner. He is sooo upset about squirting . He is just upset he can't give that good good. 😂
@redbar1mb
@redbar1mb Жыл бұрын
squirting is for sure real lol. Bert is hilariously naive
@goldhamz
@goldhamz Жыл бұрын
Bert’s stories are like 15% real 85% completely made up
@BranDonShowReal
@BranDonShowReal Жыл бұрын
That’s why he doesn’t believe in squirting
@MrNobody91
@MrNobody91 Жыл бұрын
1% real 99% made up.
@tmac9938
@tmac9938 Жыл бұрын
@@MrNobody91 .000001% real 99.999999% fake. I win
@samtavakoli6682
@samtavakoli6682 Жыл бұрын
I still don't think Bart's ever been on a train.
@samtavakoli6682
@samtavakoli6682 Жыл бұрын
@ButtPlugPacifier oh if you read the comments people care. Don't lash out at me because you have a IQ low enough to be a Bart fan, I didn't do that to you.....
@publub1142
@publub1142 Жыл бұрын
Tom saying cow tipping is real. Absolutely blows my mind. I grew up on a ranch Tom. It's not real. Lol
@tommylatham9868
@tommylatham9868 Жыл бұрын
I only tip the cows that are congenial and bring me my order in a timely fashion.
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 Жыл бұрын
Can you punch a horse in the face and knock him out like Blazing Saddles?
@cptnbustanut
@cptnbustanut Жыл бұрын
Yeah if you push cows they just walk away from you. They weigh so much you'd have to hit them with a car to tip them over
@cptnbustanut
@cptnbustanut Жыл бұрын
​@Toasted Joe yes, you can knock any animal out if you hit it hard enough in the head. Look up videos of bulls and goats charging each other. Deer too
@ToddsDiscGolf
@ToddsDiscGolf Жыл бұрын
I had no idea people didn’t really tip cows
@WakeandBlake_420
@WakeandBlake_420 Жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m watching Tom being restrained and patient with his child who thinks he knows more than an adult. You can tell he’s been friends with Bert for a long time because I’m getting irritated for Tom 😂
@gingerandthegiantpodcast9859
@gingerandthegiantpodcast9859 Жыл бұрын
Oh fuckin cry
@diceydie-c
@diceydie-c Жыл бұрын
I don't know how he does it
@daviddobarganes9115
@daviddobarganes9115 Жыл бұрын
You can tell Tom loves Bert and wanted to capture the spirit of their relationship for the world
@alanamcfarlane
@alanamcfarlane Жыл бұрын
Bert: search how to … on your fave corn site. Lianne you’re welcome 😂
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