Bertcast # 390 - Taylor Tomlinson & ME

[@billbrasky527]

Yo Bert, serious observation here...compare your arm rest and comfort level sitting on the couch to your guest chair... need to step up that guest comfort level bruh

[@MannyAguilarJr]

Yeah he can add a black leather couch in the corner for these interview.

[@justinsullivan5839]

Horrible chair.

[@craig2054]

Move that damn 98% nude picture in the back good god

[@katiegray4241]

I mean, she also has to pretend his jokes are funny, so it's fitting.

[@deannad9105]

At least get a chair with some arm rests, ffs. How uncomfortable to try and figure out what to do with your arms for 2 hours.

[@IndridCold00]

I really appreciate how down to earth she is about everything. She's very much a real person behind the fame.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

You know she's "real" bc of way she acted on a podcast??!! Just like Bert and Segura said on JRE, "nobody is ever their real selves, when on a podcast. Bc nobody could be 100% honest, when a mic and video camera is put in front of their face with million viewers watching"

[@spacemonkey6070]

Cody Sipsy i wish her act was more like this interview, i hate it when comedians sound completely different off stage and on. just talk bitch, were not 5 years old... we don’t need voices.

[@AtelierWong]

Loved her Netflix special. So Funny. What a great comedian.

[@spacemonkey6070]

Patrick Wong whats to love, the fake voice she uses, the way she talks down to the audience, 1985 called and wants it’s horribly cliche act back.

[@amandac4675]

@@spacemonkey6070 she's funnier than Rogan

[@spacemonkey6070]

amanda cHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU are funnier than both of them AHAHA

[@johnbienasz1079]

@@spacemonkey6070 .......WROOOOONG

[@lifeunderthestarstv]

She is one of the best of the new gen of comics. Bert is weird af.

[@chubbybehem0th]

Looooooved the special. Taylor is amazing.

[@erdemmemisyazici3950]

She definitely killed this one. Her first prime time seemed a little off in that she looked like she was struggling through a bit, but she brought it back. This one was 100% pro comedy. 💯

[@skyguy1313]

it was just refreshing hearing REAL JOKES. I was just getting tired of feminism pandering. And god damn I knew she'd do well but she legit is such a breath of fresh air.

[@rspigner8705]

Taylor is a really FUN comedian.. Her voice makes me smile. Loved the podcast

[@motzaikmuzik1657]

"Dustin N------son" "Wait what's his nane?" "Dustin Nickerson" And 😂

[@deonnelson7667]

Got a chance to see him open for her a couple weekends ago in Iowa!! He's very funny!!

[@alyssaferaci1133]

oh and not to leave Taylor Tomlinson out....I watched some clips from the Netflix special because I saw someone post a tiktok excerpt and one thing about Taylor is her excellent facial expressions lol...just her facial expressions makes me want to crack up!!!

[@tact1calflash977]

My favorite male and female comedians together why have I not seen this sooner?

[@mrbond4204]

I paused the video and watched her show. She is super funny! Loved it!

[@Ggollly]

I first saw her in Minneapolis on the "Conan and Friends" tour. She KILLED it and brought the house down. The only person on the tour to be funnier than Conan. Looking forward to her getting bigger in the scene.

[@lifeunderthestarstv]

Dude she's the best potential I've seen in comedy in over a decade. It's killing me that so many comics keep trying to use her and taint her. Conan is the best for her. Hope he protects her from the Whitney's and Bert's.

[@scottcroft9975]

Sam shot out of his league. She's amazing.

[@brodybeck4196]

Love her special! Thanks for having so many comics on your podcast. I throughly enjoy the exposure you bring to comedy.

[@logandowdy9887]

My favorite comedian ever.....right now lol so funny and gorgeous! Woman cracks me up!

[@Ramboskates85]

Taylor looks like she could definitely play a younger version of Elliot Reed (Sarah Chalke) from the show Scrubs

[@JB-ld1fl]

I cant do this aaaaaalll on myyyyyyy own Scrubs was the best

[@k_hack9441]

Damn, good call

[@xpledgeturnprestigex]

YES thank you that is totally who she reminds me of!

[@mione134]

Wow yes! I was trying to figure out who she reminds me of. She could be her daughter!

[@Figs3]

I like others want to say thank you. Because it's been annoying me for months.

[@itsmedreeeam]

I love her, she's so talented. Glad these two are friends!

[@Yonder.]

This podcast was actually really fucking solid! Really enjoyed listening to it

[@Chococat_Ariana]

i love love LOVE their rapport. can't believe two and a half hours went by (snaps) just like that.

[@nternetrat]

there is truly no shortage of podcasts taylor tomlinson has been on yayyyyyye :-)

[@CaesarSaladin7]

Honestly? Listening to this I’m just so straight up respectful of Bert being the kind of person who’s trying to constantly be a better person. He really seems like the kind of person who just want to be the best human he can be.

[@lifeunderthestarstv]

He seems like a ball of red flags to me. Kinda surprised he has fans who seem to just ignore the signs.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

@@lifeunderthestarstv . A ball of flags? That would be all spikey and angular, it could'nt be a ball. Bert is more like a bag of différent sized balls, and thé colours are irrelevant, cos you can't see them. Even his arms and legs don't look like flags and he's more pink than red...maybe even white...his face is thé only bit that seems a BIT red, but not much. Anyway, what's that got to do with anything ???🤔

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

You just can't have a "ball of flags", it doesn't make sense.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

@@lifeunderthestarstv . What do you mean?

[@ScottH.]

Love the guy but he interrupts people on his podcast too much to talk about himself. He probably doesn't even realize it but he must talk 70% of the time on these podcasts.

[@moontrack4625]

The Burt nude in background caused me to seek therapy

[@mimigiggles4199]

It reminds me of the scene from the Titanic but not the same at all.

[@totallybored5526]

It’s weird when homosexuality sneaks up on you like that isn’t it. I kid of course

[@moontrack4625]

Totally Bored - no homo! Oh wait .....does being a woman looking at a naked man indicate homosexuality? I supposed it does .

[@derNephelin]

ah yes, the pain of desires unfulfilled ;D

[@deannad9105]

I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out! Thanks a lot🙈 Apparently my brain was protecting me from seeing it. Lol

[@capnstewy55]

Which one, it doesn't matter. That happened to me almost exactly. I have been married to her for 14 years.

[@shawnc292]

Just found this. Two of my favorite comics in a podcast sign me up.

[@douglasfeeley5502]

The word of the day is... Aggressive. Taylor's new special is awesome! I'm going to watch Bert's today! Love you guys!

[@je__.]

i love how free flowing this podcast is 😂😂 really feel like a true hang out

[@DroppingDaMike]

Both new specials are amazing (Bert and Taylor)!

[@jmejnovotney8942]

Hope the pace-maker is doing you good bert! Get well soon! 🏥🚑💉

[@Colin5Meadow3]

I'm here watching because of Burt and Tom's special, began watching Burts podcast, heard him talking about when you were on the road with him and how much he respects you. Would have never watched your special if I wasn't binging stand-up specials.

[@larrycampbell5760]

When two of your favorite comics are on you tube together during a pandemic - PRICELESS! Too soon? Be well all

[@AlfredoLopez-fd8vl]

Notice how much bert touches his face.

[@benhorton4098]

1:34:35 bert heard exactly what we all heard

[@je__.]

😂😂😂

[@melanky01]

Big fan of Bert! Loved Taylor's special on Netflix! After this interview I took the initiative to check out Sam Morril... no disappointment. Sam is hilarious. Probably would not have checked him out if not for this interview. Can't wait for lockdown to be over and to catch some of your new material. Be safe!

[@2wayJ]

I heard the same thing when she first said “Dustin Nickerson”. she must of been thinking about the New York Knick’s lol

[@alphaomega9885]

I thought the same thing lol

[@rayserrano7402]

"Wait. What's his name??" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@steviesmiler]

JR Grande I came to the comment section to find this comment and it was the first comment. I heard the same thing too.

[@eddo00]

Bret heard it too and immediately stopped her and had her clarify.

[@DustinNickerson]

Welcome to my life

[@lalah9481]

Bert. Please, tell me you have your blood pressure controlled? Have you had a complete heart health check? At an actual heart/cardiovascular/lung clinic? The world needs you. Your beautiful family needs you. BTW: Can’t thank you enough for that ad testimonial on the cordless massager. My husband has horrible random pain from sciatica and blowing out his back while deployed to the desert. He actually had some relief and better mobility. Best of all he got some real sleep! So thank you!

[@mrgreen3002]

I really like how Bert's face keeps getting bigger. It makes his eyes look very tiny in comparison. Keep it high and tight.

[@erdemmemisyazici3950]

Dude Bert is like anti Whitney Cummings. He's a hoot.

[@totallybored5526]

Is he trying to be the first human bobble head?

[@jbirdcustoms86]

I can't believe it's been 2 years I just watched her 22 special last night

[@cptmuska]

Get well soon Bart.

[@melodybales2038]

I love their dynamic

[@MissAlexaKatherine]

Just saw Taylor's special shared it with all my friends. Its awesome!

[@atavax311]

I love Taylor Tomlinson. She's so talented!

[@strategicrecords]

Taylor said fuck yo couch Bert dug her shoes all in

[@robertthegamecat9548]

March line-up for stand-up, on Netflix, is killer!

[@HawgWyldFishing]

I just watched her Netflix special last night. She is o great.

[@rljensen3]

Big fan of Taylor. I try and watch everything online she's does. Her Netflix special is great. People leaving negative comments about Bert don't know his standup or that he has A.D.D. that's just part of his personality.

[@billiammontgomery720]

He also wears cool hats and doesn’t hit women

[@jessicalynn6896]

I binge watch Netflix specials all the time. It’s my favorite past time. 🤣😇😂

[@je__.]

dudee everytimee bert's bringing up ilaa i just get myself ready to laugh 😂

[@chadhoes606]

I'm already a fan of both of them. After this podcast I have immense respect for both of them. Bert is a way better guy than he gets credit for. And Taylor is exactly the person here as she is on stage. 2 of my absolute favorite comedians. Taylor, why do you have a bit of a Michigan accent?

[@SailorGreenTea]

7:06, jealous is fiercely protective and vigilant over people's rights and possessions

[@SailorGreenTea]

15:38, it creates a contrasting narrative to be explored.

[@John-ki7zn]

Great special, just watched it.

[@davenewgass5281]

"I jealous of that surfer guy".......classic! :)

[@mikeandstephanie198]

Almost funny how Bert never makes the connection that his drinking worsens his anxiety

[@johnnada5782]

Just watched her special. She should be famouser

[@jeffgries60]

More famous... Fyi, she needs to be more famous.

[@Ctrl_Alt_Oopsie]

Didn't know you guys knew each other. This is a fantastic podcast.

[@brandonlantier]

Seriously? Bert is one of the reasons she is where she is today, he took her on tour with him.

[@Ctrl_Alt_Oopsie]

Only knew about her from FB clips. I've listened and watched Bert for years, but never live. In North Dakota, doncha know. He doesn't come around here. Hoping his tour date in May holds for Fargo ND. 🤘🤘🤘

[@MrPenguinsfan66]

I only went scuba in the ocean once. It was grand cayman and it was incredible. The rest were Michigan and Ohio murky quarries.

[@meloysmusicstudio]

You both have such great energy

[@SadeMetsavirta]

Became a fan of Taylor after her being on Whitney Cummings's podcast, gonna go watch the special now!

[@isaac.anthony]

Taylor's set was the best I've seen on netflix in at least a year. so fucking funny!

[@johnteill_]

Dustin Nickerson...."Wait whats his name".....sounded fishy to me too hahahaha

[@ashmarro]

Smack dab at 1:00:00 oh man so problematic hahahahahaha I love Bert to death but -buddy, you do your entire set without a shirt 😂😭 YOU "don't have any idea of the appropriate amount of clothing's that should cover the body" I love this and you so much lmao

[@SailorGreenTea]

52:28, they were not all places.

[@technophile419]

Bert, your cast is refreshing af bro

[@NataliaLampraki]

taylor and sam makes so much sense

[@rawdoggingrealitywithrocky8094]

My 2 favorite comedies 🤩this is epic

[@austinlpeterson27]

Taylor’s special was great, I was there for the late show taping! #razitup

[@dankxng]

Ugh. This was beyond frustrating to watch/listen to. Taylor is one of my favorite comedians working today, but it's unbearable how much Bert interrupts her. I love Bert as a standup and as a person, but Jesus, dude!! She kept starting all these stories I wanted to listen to and then you'd interrupt her and ask her about something else.

[@elbeetlebeasto]

Welcome to every Bertcast ever. He does it to Burr too on the Bill Bert Podcast. So annoying! Also can't stand how many times he says "100 fucking percent!" in every podcast.

[@deannad9105]

Whitney Cummings interview with Taylor was more interactive and collaborative. You may want to check that out.

[@dankxng]

@@deannad9105 Yeah! It was really good!! Was cool to hear hee open up about her break up more too.

[@671oneblood]

FACTS!!!

[@inkonpaperhero]

"We're all just walking around being the people we thought we were when we were 12, that we never got out of."

[@AnalogueDigitalAD]

Shes amazing 🙌

[@sanbalestrini]

Hahaha, Bert having a minor aneurysm when she said Dustin's last name made my day...

[@completetotalgoodness4786]

Timestamp?

[@magnesiumboom99]

Ghosts say boo because its latin for "I alarm/ I'm alarming" or something along those lines

[@freerusty04]

Taylor's special killed me, watching it again today

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Hang in there, I've called thé police for you. They werent convinced she'd murdered you but they're on their way to get a statement. She's probably already in cuffs on the way to thé station. We can't have all thèse funny people going round killing people, it's just not right. Thankyou for speaking out against it. Fuckin' funny murderous people, just as Bad as thé ones who just Say weird stuff.

[@niklasgonzalezjonsson218]

you guys match so well, should do another podcast in a couple months!

[@xshawnx2312]

Love her she's one of my new favs for sure 👍❤️❤️❤️

[@ChapenRawr1]

I got to see Taylor and Dustin in Nashville last week 🙏🏻

[@busaj383]

These are two pretty funny people onstage 🎉 Also have to say Taylor T is just too adorable with that face 😊 ...ok thnx 👍

[@Its_Jess00]

Bert please give your guests better seats, you’re sitting on a couch and they’re on a decorative chair. Also, please wash your feet.

[@briggsb1]

1:34:39 Bert - "Wait... what's his name?"

[@dreainprogress]

I like how Taylor rewatching the last podcast with Bert came in handy right away, haha

[@krystleryan23]

@Bert - I found your redemption joke in this same episode... In the earlier part, where you talked about Joe Rogan telling you not to use the "I wonder what kind of wife I would've gotten without technology" joke because it puts you in a bad light, I feel that you can totally use that joke as long as you redeem yourself afterwards. Your redemption would be signing your wife up for Tinder to read what other guys would do to her.

[@Mungo031]

Love these podcasts!!

[@averageadventures9998]

Speaking as someone who definitely considers herself woke I love the shot out of both of y’all. I think it’s peoples learned snap reactions and hesitations about the intentions behind some jokes. And though you toe a line sometimes you don’t do it with bad intentions or malicious intent

[@averageadventures9998]

Or out of blatant willing ignorance

[@DanielHettenbach1]

This was great thank you!!!

[@HoldenTudiks81]

When you do commercials turn off your notifications, I am high on poppers and it’s fucking with me!!

[@strawmanfallacy]

Bert. Thank you. And your bees.

[@pressplay38733]

Loved Taylor's special 🤘🤘🤘 I swear my bucket list would be to party with Bert and Leanne. Such an amazing comedian never fails to make my family and I laugh. Keep k$lling it 🤘🤘 Bert you are one of the greatest

[@SailorGreenTea]

16:30, do you have any Nutcracker jokes?

[@FrozenFrames]

She is so cute

[@doozey365]

Susan Sarandon was in the Rocky Horror Picture show when she was around 18.

[@CharleyBach44024]

Bert, I think you are awesome. I don't think you are a racist at all. Last time you had Taylor on, you were telling a story about how when you would go to clubs, the comedy club seasoned guy (especially the black guys) would give you the hardest time because they were threatened and didn't think you deserved the spotlight. I am black and I completely understood what you were trying to say. I think that the way people skim, opine, then vomit criticism online has a way of reading you wrong primarily because it gives them the attention they seek. Don't read your critics my dude. You are an awesome comedian. Don't let them in your head. You sound like the type of person who is in your head enough, you don't need trolls shaking you down too.

[@flowupdesign]

what happenned to the glasses joke from the begginning.

[@LTJuggernaut]

49:40

[@kristianaudigier2204]

Keep the pillow on standby!!

[@jrdepew1]

She blew my mind when I watched her special! Eye-watering funny...Pause to breathe funny. So Refreshing!

[@ultraslo]

T aylor I ha v e watched every Nintendo that you have on line. You are an awesome talent. I am also happy to meet Burt thru you. You are both great here.

[@redspeck4043]

I’m not looking at that painting anymore. I’m leaving.

[@alyssaferaci1133]

she described Bert to a T....first time I saw him "The Machine" I was sold....and yes heis that kind of guy that you want to be around lol....must be a riot having drinks at the bar lol.

[@SailorGreenTea]

1:11:34, wow, what's that like?

[@RainOfFodderco]

"If you can get it done in four kisses." I'm on the floor.

[@homestoryvisuals]

I want Berts tshirt. anyone know how to find it?

[@tonychavez3704]

What’s the name of the app or website that he used to purchase his home? I can’t figure out what he’s saying. 51:45 of video.

[@psuallday123]

Tony ChavezCrossfitBPM Redfin

[@troygoodwater9347]

Why did it sound like Morris Day until he said BigBoy from outcast.

[@FistyClown]

O e o e o

[@troygoodwater9347]

@@FistyClown My jungle love...

[@DiegoG1618]

Lighting/thunder won't hit a boat because there is no "ground" factor lol.

[@MrsBungle78]

Ugh! I’m getting lost in all of the labels etc too. I don’t know why we need them, why can’t we just like who we like without labelling it? As for people’s gender, that’s different. I don’t know enough about that to deserve an opinion. I believe that everyone deserves to be happy & live their truth, but as for labels/pro nouns, that’s none of my business.