Bertcast # 470 - Taylor Tomlinson & ME

[@CalamityCannon]

I'm becoming obsessed with the dynamic between these two. Taylor is so patient and the dad energy is so strong in Bert

[@ScottH.]

If he would let her speak instead of making everything about him. Its brutal. She starts talking and he immediately interrupts her to talk about him. So annoying.

[@justbrowsing5279]

@@ScottH. I wouldn't go that far but you're not dead wrong. I've just watched the previous 2 episodes with her (they were great) and my immediate impression of this one is that he's super keyed up. Like maybe on coke. But it literally might just be him being nervous now that she is a huge success. Hard to say. He seems super nervous by comparison to the previous 2 episodes with her. Even the intro was uncomfortable. As a callback to a previous episode with her, he seems a little uncomfortable in his own skin. Maybe he's just giddy to be hangin out with her again.

[@ScottH.]

@@justbrowsing5279 yeah...im sure he's not doing it deliberately. He is super hyper and always seems to have a ton of energy. Whether its natural or enhanced is a question for another day. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@commonsense31]

Taylor is seriously the funniest female comedian of our generation! She is absolutely amazing!

[@Plague-wf6jp]

I like how much Taylor keeps Bert on point, He seems more calm around her.

[@lifeunderthestarstv]

This is the balance of left and right when the climate is moderate. Both sides can enjoy each other, exchange ideas and opinions with some judgement but never malice or spite. It's goooood

[@bronstet]

What a lovely, endearing and insightful conversation between these two. Nice to see the obvious mutual respect despite the large difference in age, experiences and outlooks on life. Best wishes to both of you, Bert and Taylor.

[@BuddybudreauxDorman]

I couldn't have summarized better. They're both humble comedians which makes them more likeable. (I think that's the only other thing to state.)

[@Josh-ie4hb]

I love Taylor. I like her comedic style and always enjoy watching her on podcasts. Bert tends to be all over the place when he is on podcasts but it seems like with her he was a lot calmer, which was great.

[@Mewse1203]

She has the best metaphors in the game

[@Angarato86]

I love comedian's theyre ussually so intelligent and also so emotionally intelligent and theyre so interesting to listen too. love you 2!

[@ps2ps2guy]

Bert is very endearing talking about his paternal feelings towards Taylor.

[@MrRuddog32]

He wants to hit that

[@bradsully6620]

@@MrRuddog32 who doesn't?

[@lisatayne]

@@MrRuddog32 no he doesn't.

[@michellecd4722]

LOVING both of these Taylor Tomlinson & ME, just opening my heart to comedy again, so much grief I've experienced the last couple of years for me, I know I'm at a turning point because even my own humor is getting me through the rough spots as always, but now I can watch comedians again it & allow the laughter, so thanks for that:)

[@daniellemcclelland3621]

Bert has to be the sweetest comedian in the world. He is kind funny warm and really intelligent. He respects women and he never shits all over people which is so refreshing.

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

I do find his choice of language a little odd. Like on the one hand, its true, he's really sweet and personable it seems, and always entertaining to listen to, but then he's constantly dropping F bombs in casual conversation. Call me old school, but that always rubs me the wrong way, especially when you're talking to a woman. I was raised to watch your language, and seeing a lot of these guys (not just comedians but men in general) just constantly saying F this and F that. . .. save that for the bedroom or something.

[@mtfan]

@@BattleBladeWarrior first day on the internet? Carlin taught this generation that the words mean nothing - it’s the intent and context that makes it good or bad.

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

@@mtfan True, but no one said Carlin was raised to be a gentleman either. I was raised that when you're constantly dropping F bombs, it shows a lack of education, because you don't have the words to speak properly. For example, "Thats f*cking incredible" instead of "thats absolutely incredible" and so on. And just speaking from my experience, most people I know that can't stop swearing are assholes. i'm not saying Bert is, or a lot of other people, I'm just saying so far, the guys I know who use that language in general conversation constantly are the most unhinged and self centered people I know. So, just going off first impressions, when someone talks like that, and its not for comedy, I uestion their character.

[@mtfan]

@@BattleBladeWarrior It's 2022, old man; get with the times. You may as well question everyone's character because nobody talks like it's 1950 anymore. Also, you said asshole. Shame on you for being such a pottymouth.

[@Kris10ten10M]

This conversation between you two just made me love and respect you both even more! ❤

[@KDavidMarple]

Taylor is definitely in my top 5 comedians & her observations on relationships actually taught me something about an old relationship I had...as in, 'Oh, that's what they were doing.'

[@Corborbin]

Bert drunkenly trying to say “genuinely overwhelming” as “jiminimly oberdwelling” during the Hello Fresh ad 🤣☠️

[@sliccnick1756]

I love listening to both of these comedians converse. It’s so light and refreshing and fun. I admit that I have watched just the episodes of these two non stop and you can see the growth in both and how the dynamics change over time. Love them so much

[@Delta-gr2gq]

i came back to this podcast almost year later after watching her bits over that window because Taylor Tomlinson is a great stand up comedian and continues to improve and the best part is how much more potential she has to tap into

[@papamikegolf]

I now can never not notice Burt wearing two watches. He mentioned it on stage once and now my brain *always* notices.

[@Vginoda]

Double wristing? one of them has to be a smartwatch 😄

[@indy90191]

Nice to see somebody being more endearing to Bert, i feel like he gets shit on too much.

[@yew2oob954]

To be fair...some of the shit on Bert is from him wiping his hand barehanded. 😁

[@michaelcomer1645]

@@yew2oob954 LOL

[@sisi5444]

shitting is easy

[@jhsrecordsentertainment4972]

Again, just seeing this now. You two do the best Real life Interviews & talks together. Love you both.

[@michealdionne5456]

Taylor is def one of my favorite guests on this show.

[@lnvestwithhenry8522]

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[@christiantacosstewart6532]

She's quickly become my favorite standup comedian

[@antsyhiker5675]

Damn Berts new studio looks awesome! Way to bumb up production quality through the roof! I haven't watched this podcast to much because of shitty video/audio. And have been getting my fix from Two bears. But now... This changes everything. Even though i make memes and joke around with Bert on socials. I freaking love this man and his personality. Real talk. I wish Bert was my friend. Such a perfect buddy. Gonna be watching this every week now! Love from Norway! Skål!

[@milesdorst7120]

1:42:03 Bert needs to have K. Trevor Wilson (Squirrelly Dan) from Letterkenny on the podcast, he's a hilarious comic and the two of them would uhh hundred percent get along

[@some_milo]

10-4 good buddy

[@anthonypassannante8682]

Diiiiiid yous EVERs notice?

[@a.k8069]

@@anthonypassannante8682 To be fair.....

[@wendigomt]

@@anthonypassannante8682 really makes a feller think...

[@FluffyMatzahBalls]

Those chairs look mad uncomfortable. Great podcast!

[@electrajones5462]

Bert has always been too much for me. I can't makeit through his specials. But these podcasts are really making me fall in love with him. 💚

[@MusicMissionary]

Getting to know him makes a difference. He's just gloriously f'd up. Seeing him turn that to success is inspiring.

[@ScottH.]

Seems like a wonderful guy but he doesn't let his guests speak. He's constantly interrupting people to talk about himself. I certainly don't think he does it on purpose but it makes it tough to watch sometimes.

[@MiniRap94]

You guys are honestly the best ❤ glad I found this

[@madmoony6]

Bert casually dabbling in witchcraft is my favorite thing ever

[@lnvestwithhenry8522]

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[@willray0415]

Taylor's so dope 💯💪🏿 1 of the greats...no hyperbole....loved this episode

[@madelinejeanantiquesrestor9074]

I loved this podcast! Listened to the entire thing. You guys kept me company tonight while I refinished a sideboard. I’m a fan of both your stand ups. You guys discussing TikTok was hilarious! From a real mom who’s feet probably stink 😉

[@ProgramKiraTV]

I think bill burr said it roughly like “im a comedian because I need attention so I give you comedy you give me attention. Even trade”

[@monopolythesecond]

Andrew Shultz

[@zyn2046]

Great podcast Bert, love the guests in these recent ones! Taylor is awesome, saw her on ymh and can't seem to get enough of her since. Great attitude. What you guys discussed about people feeling like they deserved something more but you got the chance, so they become resentful etc. I would say that definitively isn't just in comedy, but something that i've noticed in life overall. A lot of the times, at least in my experience, the people who become resentful and start trying to tear you down because of your success are people that would never have succeeded anyway. It's the complete opposite mentality of what is needed to succeed, in what ever field you're in. :) Again, great podcast guys!

[@TheStu9000]

she's been on Berts poddys a few times

[@rc4361]

I recently discovered Taylor, I think she’s awesome and am really glad I found your podcast

[@briannamontgomery3709]

Bert is right about politics. We don't want it!!! We all have our own opinions and don't need comedians or any entertainers (who we go to for an escape) to shove their opinions down own throats. We don't need the awareness when the entire internet is a political war zone. We know what's going on and we need a damn break.

[@user-cy3sk3yw3m]

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[@user-cy3sk3yw3m]

+1 two, four, eight, eight, three, eight nine, three, eight, six. Reach her there

[@michaeledward2518]

i love this lady her attitude , her outlook on life ,and her comedy ..... much love from hamilton ontario canada

[@chadhoes606]

Taylor is hilarious. This podcast was great. I enjoyed getting to know more about Taylor and Bert.

[@benjaminbertram7459]

"we're not auditioning for the same part", I think nailed it.

[@stevesteezy2628]

Bert just a FYI reversing the races on the real world was a Chappelles show sketch

[@gr8fakeh8monger]

When Taylor says "I didn't watch reality shows." I fell in love. That woman is a genuine diamond.

[@dawson1373]

Bert DEFINITELY called people out for the “stolen” safe sex joke hahahaha

[@RP-oo6wc]

I love Bert's podcast, but something isn't the same not having it at his house, where people just walk in, like his wife or daughters, or his dog roaming around... just made it seem so much more real and homie

[@bradsully6620]

Don't forget about the rats.

[@stuartstogdill2406]

It's at his new house, lol...

[@roachpole1]

Taylor is spot on, talks the truth

[@Damascus..]

hey bert you ever heard of this show called 2 bears 1 cave.

[@giovannig2278]

You damn well he feels some type of way for not being on there rn lol

[@FattyMateo]

Seriously wtf!

[@michaelclark7706]

He’s filming a movie right now. All the content he is releasing has been pre-recorded. He probably couldn’t pre-record a bunch of 2 bears 1 cave episodes because it didn’t fit with Tommy’s schedule

[@JoshuaBarrio]

All the 2 bears 1 Cave and for his wife's podcast are pre-recorded. Tom doesn't live in LA anymore. He doesn't have a studio yet in ATX.

[@archimusprime2400]

I think he’ll be back on July 6 or something very close to that, right? We’ll have another Tom/Bert episode soon enough. And when we do, it’ll be glorious.

[@joemcevoy2553]

Dude!!! We miss you! Get back to the states!!!

[@LouiePGallo]

I love how Bart talks more than the guest. LOL

[@MichaelLaFrance1]

Watch Bert's Whitney podcast. They compete to talk the most.

[@fluffy2004wrb]

You had it right: I'm a comedy fan. You two keep killing it. Edit: Annette Bening is at the top of my freebie list. Elegance is underrated.

[@Dogmilk235]

Anyone have a link to the podcast Bert was referring to at 18:52 ?

[@That1GuyBill]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWqQnnd7rb58qc0

[@marios23apoel]

52:15 she already is!

[@gamedevalien]

My two favorite comedians!!!

[@TheStu9000]

@Shawn Fikner WOW . . . . . .

[@bradsully6620]

@@TheStu9000 wow

[@findmeintime]

The colour of the jacket, chair, wall and Taylor’s face are all blending weirdly here.

[@lindamon5101]

SHE IS THE BEST EVER!

[@SailorGreenTea]

Taylor Tomlinson 😊

[@ehoyas311]

Always love Taylor!

[@aspektx]

These things need to be said because not everyone is as sane or concerned as Bert.

[@stoutoforder4637]

Taylor didn’t miss shit. As a 28 YO dude, her special was the funniest thing I’ve seen in the past three years - pandemic (and even bo) included.

[@Deafca7]

Wow shes really good looking for a 28yr old dude 😱

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Listen to cumtown

[@LindYatzy]

Damn! She a dude?

[@user-zb6lg1xj3k]

@@LindYatzy love that show

[@jeremyfortune7274]

No comment about the show, it was fine, and ole girl is legit. Funny as hell, smart, good looking.. she’s got it. My comment is for the Hello Fresh, that is the only way to go!! Been doing it for about 6 months! Meals are really good and the freshest produce or meat you can get. It’s great. Get it.. pick your meal, delivered, cook it up. It’s good shit

[@JaceRS3]

i love these, my 2 favorite comedians

[@macknickelson4866]

I love you bert... And tim segulara...

[@joshgrabekcrazygolferguy9302]

Just recently saw Taylor here in PHX and she is great. We had a blast keep up the great work.

[@Em91s]

LOVE YOU BOTH

[@vikrams8688]

This could have been a great pod...Legendary Bert

[@Sixbucks_on_pump3]

GF and I roadtipped from Michigan to Wisconsin this weekend to catch Taylor's late show Friday night. Plan on doing the same thing for Bert this fall and again for her until we get some Michigan dates!

[@lnvestwithhenry8522]

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[@farhawker1]

Both some of my favorite comedians

[@SailorGreenTea]

12:25, jealous is fiercely protective and vigilant over people's rights or possessions.

[@lnvestwithhenry8522]

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[@SailorGreenTea]

@@lnvestwithhenry8522 this spam?

[@JMarieBash]

I love her!

[@aspektx]

What you're saying about hard work and luck applies across multiple fields aside from comedy.

[@The_Russell]

I've been a fan of Taylor since last comic standing

[@mbarton1021]

haven't watched the channel in a bit, been listening instead. Those tour posters are awesome!

[@lnvestwithhenry8522]

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[@michellecd4722]

Also, In my opinion, if you're genuinely "woke", you understand that it's a path/journey that we're all on to learning, growing, expanding, and evolving & if you don't have the patience for others to be where they're at on their journey, which may involve a foot or two in the mouth then you're sort of a hypocrite because that's not being very compassionate or "woke"., but that's just my bold ass opinion, lol, but I'm a former psychotherapist so I was woke before woke was woke, lol.

[@indianasb59]

1:12:40 Who has worse Covid anxiety 😥

[@Banks4004]

Have you heard Doug Bell is back doing comedy after the self harm thing? He would be a great guest to have on for an ep!

[@user-cy3sk3yw3m]

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[@user-cy3sk3yw3m]

+1 two, four, eight, eight, three, eight nine, three, eight, six. Reach her there

[@nicholasnesaw5770]

Should see if you can get non glare glass for your pics love ya brother

[@codyg6574]

The Tushy sponsor had me fucking DYING!!! "Oh-ho-ho-ho, warm water on my asshole"

[@nternetrat]

35:00 love lol

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

This was another awesome podcast with 2 comedians I highly adore! Bert is the real deal and Taylor is hilarious as always. I will say though, having listened to this podcast and many other interviews documentaries, etc. . . I do find it very strange that comedians/rockstars/celebs can freely talk about personally using illegal drugs like cocaine, with no repercussions, where as a "normal" person would be arrested for doing drugs. If they're talking about it, they're admitting to having done drugs before, so I don't understand why no ones pressing charges on these guys??? Maybe they already have? I'm not sure. Nothing against them personally, but it just seems like, if we're going to have rules at all then we should all be treated equally when it comes to punishment. Especially when it comes to the rich. A crack addict off the street probably cant afford to pay for any charges relating to drug possession, whereas celebs could easily fines for it, and you already have video evidence of them admitting to doing drugs, so why doesnt anything ever happen???

[@loganlake4522]

I saw her live in Portland a few months ago and it was amazing!

[@lnvestwithhenry8522]

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[@tannernelson7439]

Austin Texas needs berty boy!

[@tonyoliver4920]

When is Taylor and Bert playing Glasgow Scotland. Glasgow, makes or brakes stage performers, be it bands or comedians.. There's a reason all the top comedians and bands love playing in Glasgow. The audience is brutal... I know of a comedian/actor that walked off stage because he was heckled so bad. It's apparently the funniest show of his tour. BBC did 2 days in London because they couldn't air the Glasgow show. The machine is my favourite story. I have some crazy stories not as mental as russian Mafia, train robberies. Uk police don't have guns. I've been stopped by armed response twice. Millitery police once Garda once Most British people have never seen a gun. I've been on the wrong end of one 3 times, before I was 20 and the 4th when I was 30(ish)

[@inoiz8395]

she is MASTERFUL

[@jamesdickey9427]

Taylor is great.

[@lnvestwithhenry8522]

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[@davidmays30]

I like the studio Bert

[@zachhorton5334]

Bert your killing it!!! old cast but a good one ☝️ I know your hard at work on that Machine movie for us💪🏻hell yeah brother this is your moment ! Your hard work over the years has been a honor to truly see.. congratulations Bert have yourself a lil treat tonight you earned it!!!

[@bradsully6620]

Jesus don't tell him to have another treat.

[@stoutoforder4637]

What a self aware person she is. I think that’s so cool, and so think that’s what she. Holds her comedy off of. And I think that’s obvious. Fuck… so down to earth and she’s funny. Good for her.

[@SailorGreenTea]

1:09:28, Liane.

[@lnvestwithhenry8522]

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[@TheEyesOffire]

Bert made me throw my Alexa across the room

[@user-cy3sk3yw3m]

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[@user-cy3sk3yw3m]

+1 two, four, eight, eight, three, eight nine, three, eight, six. Reach her there

[@shonz88]

87% percent of the time, when an old/married dude says he could never be attracted to a woman because she reminds him of his daughter, it’s his way of hitting on her to get her to make the first move

[@je__.]

greatttt episode

[@mheberling5939]

New favorite podcast or whatever the heck this is.

[@bjornconroy1769]

Never heard of any of the people who were on last comic standing, with Taylor.

[@jaymccarthy883]

Bert is da man! Party on

[@No5elfCTRL]

Love the Joe List shout out! Hes great

[@lnvestwithhenry8522]

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[@jodypowell342]

OMG, my dog did the same thing and she slammed in my ankle and rolled it and popped it. Still in a boot.

[@hypnosis4207]

Shout out to my home town! SLO!

[@swack7557]

Good messages from both

[@jellyTurfsJelly]

“People see me and think ‘this guy’s just an alcoholic who takes his shirt off’” Can you really blame them?

[@sleep_sounds]

Bert realize there is no wining with the mindset that keeps “lighting you up”. It’s not about justice or representation or any other virtuous idea. It’s about wanting to control what you are allowed to think and your obedience to their ideas.

[@MusicMissionary]

However young people are going to change society's values. Us old folks can't stop them because we'll be dead. We might as well accept that.

[@colinlung7523]

Love ya Bert

[@Jayg2420]

Did he have taylor on to talk about him?

[@je__.]

bring LA back to life bert, u can do it, make hollywood cool again... the first step is stop voting blue.. im just saying 😂

[@Andluth]

Love you Bert but the set and the lighting color temp are bad and hard to look at. Please fix the set

[@missfunkadilly]

Unless you were exaggerating, I think maybe her mom should at least get a peek of her shoulders. As someone that self-harmed, I definitely would have turned down money if I thought someone might see it and I purposely used spots other than my forearms to hide it. I know you have anxiety issues, if she does, she may use it to cope and hide it from you both. I hide my issues from everyone for years.

[@booshwilson8814]

Water is delicious Bert you should try it

[@nternetrat]

40:39 !!