Viking who converted to Christianity a week ago has got to be my favorite. *He doesn't quite get it yet but he is enthusiastic*
@konstantinpakhomov3910 Жыл бұрын
Bohemond
@elgostine Жыл бұрын
just remember that we have evidence that the norse saw christs ressurection as him beating death, which made him a bad ass in their eyes and they were , apparently known for doing artwork of him trampling death... which the rest of christendom may have seen as a bit odd...
@arandaran8624 Жыл бұрын
The viking heard there will be glorious battle ahead. He'd have worshipped a slice of bacon if he was promised combat
@FS-me8mj Жыл бұрын
They barbecued women and children and ate them. If you are curious, you can search up first crusade.
@MrJustonemorevoice Жыл бұрын
@@FS-me8mj Yes, I heard from a reliable Muslim source that a certain Christian leader was a blood sucking monster who could transform into a bat. We make movies about him now. Which are all totally true.
@PaulIsOpPlsNerf Жыл бұрын
What could be better than a crusader king? A Leper Teenager King
@Marechal_Dieu Жыл бұрын
Or Godefroy de Bouillon
@Chadius_Thundercock Жыл бұрын
Lion of lions, king of kings, Gigachad of gigachads
@Basedlocation Жыл бұрын
Larper
@sierra6280 Жыл бұрын
@@BillionsWillDiethe ones who committed cannibalism during the siege of Antioch?
@TheEldestSoulDrinker Жыл бұрын
I forgot about the leper king
@trygveplaustrum4634 Жыл бұрын
"5 gold. Final offer." I found that hilarious. But hey, it's still better than Judas. He settled for *silver* to betray our Lord and Savior!
@raphael7688 Жыл бұрын
What for do you sell yourself to the devil when you sin ?
@stereowired Жыл бұрын
He did it cause at the last supper Jesus had 5 margaritas and all Judas had was a salad, and Jesus still wanted to split the bill 13 ways.
@robertmiles1603 Жыл бұрын
dont worry, he got better after and flew into space
@Justin-pe9cl Жыл бұрын
@@stereowiredTaking your jokes from Family Guy is low.
@Thoregor Жыл бұрын
We all know that the Viking who just converted to Christianity a week ago has joined the Crusades because he isnt allowed to raid Christians anymore, so he had to settle for muslims.
@gabriel_brasil33 Жыл бұрын
At the time of the Crusades, the Norse had been Christians for decades. I think only Finland (which converted in the Crusades of St. Eric IX of Sweden) and some parts of Sweden were still pagan.
@marcus4046 Жыл бұрын
@@gabriel_brasil33 nah bro they did still have some pagan parts hell during the reign of King Sigurd the Jerusalem Traveler (or Crusader its either) that when he got back home some people in southern sweden converted back to the Old Gods and he had to lead a crusade there.
@gabriel_brasil33 Жыл бұрын
@@marcus4046As I said, some parts of Sweden and Finland still had pagans.
@MegaKnight2012 Жыл бұрын
Maybe it was so he didn't have to pay back the Muslims for all the slaves he'd bought from them
@TheTrueOtto Жыл бұрын
Aand quite a few Eastern Christians. Welp... It's only illegal raiding if it's your denomination!
@elijeffords5870 Жыл бұрын
You forgot God Himself.
@yellow_triad Жыл бұрын
*Himself
@elijeffords5870 Жыл бұрын
@@yellow_triad oh yeah you're right.
@codyraugh6599 Жыл бұрын
Are you trying to kill us all, no mortal can withstand such glory.
@youraveragetemplar5810 Жыл бұрын
*proceeds to great flood all the infidels then rains frogs on them to assert dominance*
@willfakaroni5808 Жыл бұрын
His name is Jehovah
@Marechal_Dieu Жыл бұрын
The Pope himself : infinite moral boost
@abdurrazzaqmumin1574 Жыл бұрын
You could get an actual goose to go crusading before you could get a pope to actually go is ownself
@thelonecrusader1800 Жыл бұрын
No he is not, for he too fell to the forces of Satan and like judas betrayed jesus he betrayed the templars. Both the pope and the king responsible for this treachery died within the year the king not producing any male heir and the pope suffering the same fate. (Also the pope was kinda a dick back then and he killed the templars on false charges of heresy for money)
@goofball5182 Жыл бұрын
@@abdurrazzaqmumin1574 well tbf bro had work to do at home
@OrthoKarter Жыл бұрын
God is Better, the pope isnt infallible
@bigchungus5065 Жыл бұрын
Who said that God isn't above the pope?@@OrthoKarter
@Michaels_sentientGrill Жыл бұрын
As a crusader i can confirm that this is accurate.
@umbralobserver Жыл бұрын
Based Norman knight appreciator and probable descendant.
@andrewfernie35285 ай бұрын
My family are descended from Norman knights. It's nice to know they were respected. We had land, a castle, duty by way of being made constables, and continued to be knights for centuries until politics lost us everything.
@mikelschoenfeld69782 ай бұрын
VIVE LA NORMANDÍE! ⚜️👑
@JudgeEomer Жыл бұрын
Really, the events of the "Norwegian Crusade" weren't all that different to, say, the voyages of Hastein.
@commonhooman2885 Жыл бұрын
Norman knight literally a Viking who convert to Christianity and at the same times, they're become French
@Justin-pe9cl Жыл бұрын
Decedents of Vikings* They were Christians from the start of Normandy.
@thibaultsardet739911 ай бұрын
@@Justin-pe9clDescendants of Vikings... But also the Franks. The Scandinavians weren't that numerous, with Marriage, they quickly mixed and assimilated with the Gallo-Frankish World, or French medieval speaking World.
@Justin-pe9cl11 ай бұрын
@@thibaultsardet7399 Yes
@gejota112 Жыл бұрын
Frederick the Redbeard has got to be one of the biggest chads in history.
@matttan8066 Жыл бұрын
Norman knights are something else
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh11 ай бұрын
0:19 I just noticed the rosary!
@bombidil3 Жыл бұрын
My brother in Christ, a soldier who runs away is called a deserter.
@jadentoney7906 Жыл бұрын
The viking didn’t care what god they fought for just that they could raid.
@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Жыл бұрын
SHADOW LEGENDS IS AN ONLINE FREE TO PLAY MOBILE GAME-
@sirp7394 Жыл бұрын
The raiding didn’t care what god they fought for just that they could raid
@kruggmichaels8958 Жыл бұрын
How do you know that? Stop spreading unfounded opinions about historical groups of people
@jadentoney7906 Жыл бұрын
@@kruggmichaels8958 first of all I was making a joke. Second even if I wasn’t there is a chance some (not all) of the crusaders who went with Sigurd the crusader were still pagan because in Sweden there was a pagan rebellion that Sigurd defeated on his way back from said crusade if I remember correctly.
@willfakaroni5808 Жыл бұрын
@@suicidalbastard1977🤓
@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Жыл бұрын
We should see this but on the saracen side that would be pretty cool
@Southern_Crusader Жыл бұрын
Half of their best troops were slave soldiers taken from former Christian territory.
@MasterAlberton5097 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@TheTrueOtto Жыл бұрын
on it.
@BARBARYAN. Жыл бұрын
0:47 big thumbs up for this 😌
@Menhir_Plaisir Жыл бұрын
What’s the music ? Thanks
@ЛаеПа Жыл бұрын
@@Menhir_Plaisir doom
@Valziris3 ай бұрын
Chosen undead
@adansilveira203111 ай бұрын
The saint and immaculate crusader king São Sebastião of Portugal is unbeatable.
@colinnaylor19007 ай бұрын
Your show LITERALLY gets me up and keep FIGHTING, THANK YOU
@rockstar450 Жыл бұрын
Bohemond I, easily the worst Crusader. If it'd failed he'd have been held responsible for abandoning his brothers
@luden764 Жыл бұрын
The assassins: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
@anonymouschad Жыл бұрын
Bro is speaking facts
@Justin-pe9cl Жыл бұрын
Mongols: I’m going to end THIS man’s whole career.
@deerspirit7560 Жыл бұрын
@@Justin-pe9cl horse archers go brrrrrr.
@ResearcherGhost Жыл бұрын
If Richard the Lionheart played chess he would have taken away the Queen piece (and probably put a man in her place) adopted all the powers of the Queen, and only use that piece to fight against all the other pieces. He wasn't a good king that is unquestionable. But he was a TRUE BEAST on the battlefield, going straightforward against the enemy being on the first line. Normally soldiers go first and the king is in the middle so in that order they can protect their majesty But Richard was a reckless bastard he was the one who protected his soldiers and positioned himself on the first line. That was also a negative aspect of his life but also his most cherished quality. The association with the Lion wasn't made up for anything and you have tho be a truly skillful fighter and a scary man for making someone as incredible as Saladin ran away from his base by just knowing that Richard was coming. He was a undefeatable opponent on the eyes of the Muslims. He was the devil on the Eyes of Filip II He was a loyal leader for the eyes of his friends and his soldiers a lot of them outlived him but stayed by his side until the end. He was a lovely son for the eyes of hid mother. He was a bad king for the eyes of the people of England. And maybe I think what he wanted more than anything was trusting someone, I think he forgive a lot of his rivals like William Marshall and his own brother for this reason. After Filip's betrayal he wanted to feel secure at someone's side. That is the reason why despite all the horrible things he did, a lot of his soldiers considered him more like a friend than a leader, a Mercenary named "Mercadier" I think got to know Richard over years and years and when he died cried deeply for the king, and his wife was also devastated, never married again after his death that tells you a lot about how you treat your people. We have to think that history isn't written on stone and I think Richard was a better man with his family and friends that he was as a king, but that's a part that has been forgotten about him.
@rockstar450 Жыл бұрын
I think, like the Normans, he had great writers. Richard started conflict at a whim for only himself, taxed heavily for only himself. His own father cursed him and he blatantly used the Crusades to bolster his reputation. As soon as he arrived at Acre he distributed bribes to fragment Philip's troops and threw his weight around so much Philip would have likely left even if he wanted to stay. Richard could have taken Jerusalem. There'd no way a logistician of his immense talent would have committed that far otherwise. He didn't care it couldn't be held, he was never going to stay for that. He did, however, realise it'd take too long so he abandoned his oath to go home. He was quote arguably the best general at that time, but he was a douche that needed a reform filled rule to turn around. We'll never know after he died, but things fell appart so easily we must question how good his reign was
@knockoutnorko7500 Жыл бұрын
The focken viking got me XD
@Thomas-v5r Жыл бұрын
Idk about the role of Jesters and their general position during the crusades but they were historically quite well of. Usually being allowed a living in the palace, saying stuff other people dare not to say in front of the king/queen, good wages etc.
@cruzaider5339 Жыл бұрын
A guy in a red and white gambeson with a halberd mad underrated
@shovel662 Жыл бұрын
The Norse followed King Sigurd to the Mediterranean, fought a bunch of dudes, partied, gave all the treasure they took to the Byzantines, then left. Chads.
@teutoniccrusader7974 Жыл бұрын
Longbowman and Pikmen are Soldiers on foot also caled Footsoldiers why are they sepred?
@RockmeHellsing Жыл бұрын
they also were not right in the timeframe, a longbowman never was in a crusade because longbow wasn´t a thing then but later
@shutit8949 Жыл бұрын
@@RockmeHellsing the oldest long bow is older than the crusades by a few thousand years.
@Justin-pe9cl Жыл бұрын
Because they are professionals.
@RajaIsThatGuy Жыл бұрын
The best role you got? Italian merchant
@armaholic5949 Жыл бұрын
Trust me if you were there you'd know the Crusader Kings were probably the worst! I was there bro, they were busy messing eachothers plans up while we were starving. Oh wait, wrong year
@Conan_the_BasedАй бұрын
I was not aware that Murdoch Murdoch and Doctor Murdoch were crusaders at one point.
@GBeegobeekobado97 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure there is overlap of between foot soldiers and farmers. Probably a lot them were farmers if we are being honest.
@renevalice30565 ай бұрын
The lion heart died supposedly by a kid and his crossbow. The holy Roman emperor drowned in the rhine (200000 troops really could have been the game changer of the king’s crusade). The templars and hospitallers were mysterious, yet remarkably skilled.
@gromhellscream4487 Жыл бұрын
The crusader emperor drowned before making it to this video.
@neroatlas91214 ай бұрын
The worst type: the one who has to fight against the lithuanians.
@PickleToothpaste Жыл бұрын
Here in Czechia we did have attempts to establish Templar order by Bohemians in later years but they didn't get to become significant here and were banned shortly which upsets me because I like Templars more than Hussites which are the most known knights here.
@Sir_Nutenzail21 күн бұрын
Richard The Lionheart was killed by one of his own dudes who was then flayed.
@cristhianferreyra1563 Жыл бұрын
And the most OP sentence: Deus Vult!!!! 😎
@sebastianpobletecarvalho5081 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the local cristians who knew the land and the nature of the terrain, without those there would have been 10 more Hattins
@Ajaws Жыл бұрын
Vikings be like “man this Jesus guy is cool, turns water into wine??? And you say Sampson leveled a temple with his bare hands because he prayed to your god? Fuck yeah let’s get in on that!” Priests: “uh actually that’s not- yknow what? Sure man good for you”
@rostdreadnorramus4936 Жыл бұрын
Byzantine Soldier: 🤏😎👍
@Goose21404 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I'm certainly the best
@Iminyourare12 Жыл бұрын
Bro you seriously need to comeback Britain is hell rn
@Goose21404 Жыл бұрын
@@Iminyourare12 You lost the knoife foight today?
@rethner11 ай бұрын
0:50 I don't know if that's a real fact or a made up thing. However I once saw a story about English soldiers fighting Scottish renegades that wanted to claim a castle for themself. The castle belonged to a Scottish Lord and he already lost a big majority of his men to the renegades (either dead or became renegades themself). The English lost first encounters and their commander died in the first one. They were getting ready for the final charge and they decided they will face the enemy with honour on the field rather than die behind walls. They were outnumbered and shit. Then a Drakar appeard on a nearby shore and the English begun to retreat out of new fear from Norwegian invaders, but the renegades didn't let them and surrounded them. Renegades didn't realize that there are vikings coming and English decided to fight to the last and die like men. Then when there were shortened to merely 20 or less men the viking appeared and CRUSHED the renegades shouting ,,IN THE NAME OF GOD".
@LoganWells-b9m8 ай бұрын
What did the foot soldier do my guy.
@AzureSymbiote Жыл бұрын
What is that final music piece?
@PurgeOnRecRoom7 ай бұрын
King Baldwin IV:✋😔
@jt34212 Жыл бұрын
Did you know there were Three Crusader Kings?
@DoofyGilmore1299 Жыл бұрын
as a traitor who converted to islam in anatolia and gave information about crusader army to seljuks I can approve
@nisibonum7634 Жыл бұрын
The crusader feats of the Norman Knights are crazy
@MyLittleRayMan-nm2gm4 ай бұрын
The last one is the ck2 experience
@waltvonkeisel5610 Жыл бұрын
What is the Crusader Kings theme?
@jayjaymosqueda Жыл бұрын
Its a theme from attack on titan season 4 Footsteps of Doom
@TheCrusaderReturns Жыл бұрын
Queen of the Monsters by Bear McCreary
@ERAA-on-YT Жыл бұрын
@@TheCrusaderReturnsI searched that but none of the search had a part as the crusader king in this video. Have you more specifications? _Anyways nice video_
@pikapika9405 Жыл бұрын
Footsteps of doom min 1:40
@solidsnake4655 Жыл бұрын
Footstep of doom - Shingeki no kyojin
@cheeseslice6264 Жыл бұрын
1:07 song?
@09stoneheart2 ай бұрын
You forget Monastic Warrior.
@killgora1 Жыл бұрын
Honestly being a Jester was actually a pretty good gig if you were good at it. A good Lord, Baron, Duke, and even King would take good care of their court Jester. Even if you weren't paid you had a good roof over your head, good food, and you could insult people and not get punished a lot of the time so long it was for a good joke. Basically as long as your boss was entertained you were well set. That's the jist of it anyways.
@elliottbaker201 Жыл бұрын
But the foot soldier, farmer, and pikeman are all the same guy. The archer even.
@tavernburner3066 Жыл бұрын
You forgot hospitler and crusader prince.
@BRICKJEDI79799 ай бұрын
You forgot holy divine blessed crusading British knights
@archlectoryarvi2873 Жыл бұрын
What's the name of the music at Crusader King?
@RenW69 Жыл бұрын
Queen of the Monsters by Bear McCreary
@janj6089 Жыл бұрын
what is the difference beetwen knight and normal knight? and foot soldier, pikeman, longbowman, soldier who fukinm run away, are knights where you learned history
@emmettrichardson4191 Жыл бұрын
Song on the last slide?
@doomdude4073 Жыл бұрын
I respect your choices brother.
@RDR2_GUYY5 ай бұрын
What is your opinion on Jacques de molay?
@paille-boy Жыл бұрын
You like to fight? Yes You wanna fight? Yes Ok just believe your god has a beard... Done Lets go battle then? Yes
@amandeepgill52067 ай бұрын
What is the song at the end?
@jamcalx8 ай бұрын
I need that last track name!
@yes-uc1kw Жыл бұрын
John Hunyadi was the best crusader
@sukaenacornelius9285 Жыл бұрын
Subscribed!
@PaladinofGod Жыл бұрын
I need title for song at 28 seconds
@conradshtock3039 Жыл бұрын
hate asking this question, but what's the song on the "longbowman" portion? ( 0:28 )
@arnavgill1702 Жыл бұрын
Whats the song for the crusader King?
@biggiemongusmemethief7714 Жыл бұрын
1:08 song name?
@solidsnake4655 Жыл бұрын
Footstep of doom - Shingeki no kyojin
@biggiemongusmemethief7714 Жыл бұрын
@@solidsnake4655 thanks, didn't notice it was from aot
@solidsnake4655 Жыл бұрын
@@biggiemongusmemethief7714 You're welcome mate
@bastait11 ай бұрын
the viking crusade is always one of my favorites the arabs what is that noise? is that singing are they riding on dragons?
@TheBeaverFiles5 ай бұрын
I somewhat relate to the Viking, since I converted about 3 months ago, God gave me a second chance, I’d be crazy not to take it ✝️
@mr.demonetized733 Жыл бұрын
men at arms
@ismailtaridi3285 Жыл бұрын
I don't think it's Queen Of the Monsters (music in Crusader king), it reminds me more of ost from Attack On Titan
@JerryJohnson-zi9wm Жыл бұрын
The last part of it is.
@uglymeez236 Жыл бұрын
Ngl this is definitely me when I Crusader Kings 3(tm) 😂💯
@vincentbj84 Жыл бұрын
dysentery enter the chat
@danielawesome369 ай бұрын
Serious: The worst Crusaders are either the cannibals or the 🍇ists. I'm pretty sure some of them were punished, but not all.
@joschmann2462 Жыл бұрын
Whats the Name of the last Song? Would apreciate it!
@jamcalx7 ай бұрын
Queen of the monsters from Godzilla king of the monsters.
@zan4336 Жыл бұрын
Forgot 4th Crusade 💀
@guts2186 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@MrIkaGeo Жыл бұрын
Bro forgor 💀
@rockstar450 Жыл бұрын
Catholics are good at that. The 4th Crusade doomed Outremer as it ended popular support for the stated and started crusades on fellow Christians instead
@Vctor892 ай бұрын
Where is balduin? Where is heee
@psalmas901111 ай бұрын
half of those are the same thing or not crusaders at all
@VenatariHendarian10 ай бұрын
Random angry Nord soldier: has the same attack and health boost as he did as normal, except is Christian, so gets religious moral boost.
@charleshogshead1350 Жыл бұрын
Didn't understood the joke of the jester
@DoctorDewgong Жыл бұрын
No priest? They needed someone to say mass for them
@crackedhammer4612 Жыл бұрын
Crusader King? I hear there’s 3 of them now hehehe
@Zeticx_10110 ай бұрын
0:47 is that dark souls?
@EnclaveStormXL10 ай бұрын
The first Tour de France XD
@AATT-r4m Жыл бұрын
You forgot templars and hospitallers
@klaojungwiwattanaporn6927Ай бұрын
Where are the Tafurs?
@ODrizzie Жыл бұрын
For The Emperor
@trollyguy3288 Жыл бұрын
outstanding larping
@chrishan5340 Жыл бұрын
What about the turcopoles?
@John-l4m8y Жыл бұрын
0:32 Cant blame them.
@RockmeHellsing Жыл бұрын
You have no idea of history or? Most depictions were from after the Crusaides...a Longbowman could not be in a Crusade as well as a Pikeman couldn´t they are later troop types that werent a thing in the HighMedival times from 1066 to 1300
@YaboiAwesome Жыл бұрын
Bro forgot Templar knights and the Teutonic Order
@corpchannel2523 Жыл бұрын
They are Knights,so yeah, they are mentioned
@ResearcherGhost Жыл бұрын
Sapper... Curious I think I know one, he is British from Birmingham exactly and he has served in France I also think he is the leader of a gang but a I can't remember the name... Blinders something gosh how much people change Mate hope you are alright Tommy
@oolooo10 ай бұрын
You forgot Saints literally descended from Heaven to give a helping hand .Saint James did it .