Taliban: “If we hide long enough they’ll just leave” US: *Leaves* Taliban: TOO EASY
@WaterdogOnPC3 ай бұрын
underrated strategy tbh
@theconfusedmexican7043 ай бұрын
Ay it worked well got bored and left
@huntertrum36583 ай бұрын
Taliban: *Sometimes my genius is almost frightening*
@GrubworldLinearMusicChannel3 ай бұрын
*Presses the surrender button and leaves game
@MikeHoncho-y3f3 ай бұрын
Shit worked in vietnam
@Opr9r4 ай бұрын
Hilarious how many US wars were other countries’ civil wars
@michamarkiewicz16424 ай бұрын
this is how politics work. Always in history the stronger countries took part in other countries civil wars and benefited from it. USA also benefits it
@ghofranelaouar11644 ай бұрын
I was about to say the same thing.. ☠️
@gmha23h4 ай бұрын
@@michamarkiewicz1642 да, когда речь идет о США, вы все так говорите. Но когда Россия влезла в Украину...
@RadioactiveAutism4 ай бұрын
Proxy wars make money and allies, unfortunately some of those allies turn into enemies. Cough* Taliban
@KAIIPIRA4 ай бұрын
Just the US moving its military-industrial complex, which is where its economy is based
@ShepherdGuyIsHere4 ай бұрын
"War is hell... my kinda hell." -Soldier TF2
@Shootahobo-z8Ай бұрын
Holy cringe
@shovel6624 ай бұрын
I’d argue that the war in Afghanistan was two wars in one. You have the initial invasion where the US nearly wiped out the Taliban, and you have the occupation that went nowhere.
@mustang82064 ай бұрын
Yeah I agree. It's really the War in Afghanistan and then the occupation of Afghanistan. But because the only Americans that were occupying it was the military, and we didn't actually get anything from Afghanistan people call it one war.
@أحمدعلي-و7ر5ع3 ай бұрын
CRY
@historyisawesome63993 ай бұрын
Okay did the ussr win in afghan when the ussr inavded the the defectors of the dra and the mujehedeen attempted to fight the ussr conventinaly they got massacred the soviet’s wiped out a entire airborne regiment in like a day and half yet they still lost the war eventually simmilar logic neither the ussr or usa got the long term political salution they wanted dispte preforming well militaraly
@tristansolso19203 ай бұрын
@@أحمدعلي-و7ر5ع that statement definitely contributed to the conversation
@midgetydeath3 ай бұрын
An occupation is not a war.
@elijahhamilton40974 ай бұрын
Holy fucking shit. The Somalia one. I’m there, like I’m literally there rn typing this watching this video. That shits insane
@stylianospapadopoulos61394 ай бұрын
God bless you
@timetogetfreakie4 ай бұрын
God damn. Upmost respect for our soldiers. God bless our USA
@MA_AIRSOFT4 ай бұрын
That’s actually pretty funny Thank you for your service
@Сасичлен666тотсамый4 ай бұрын
Надеюсь ты не вернёшься
@stylianospapadopoulos61394 ай бұрын
@@Сасичлен666тотсамый that's a very bad thing to say. He is a young man fighting for his country. Respect him even if he is an enemy.
@RealBadgerScrutiny4 ай бұрын
You forget the whiskey rebellion, arguably the first American civil war
@davidprice61723 ай бұрын
Or before that, Shay’s, however that was before the constitution, but arguably the reason the constitution was created.
@spanishroyalty12542 ай бұрын
The first American civil war was the revolutionary war.
@RealBadgerScrutinyАй бұрын
@@spanishroyalty1254 hail king George, who much error could we have avoided if only sons of western civilization had stayed true, republicanism is Liberal and gay
@teumisama3 ай бұрын
2:02 Thanks for American Army from South Korea
@hometownboy65373 ай бұрын
You're welcome, stay safe out there man!
@minilla38422 ай бұрын
Glad to help we’ll always have your back 🇺🇸🇰🇷
@glennyoungkindid91162 ай бұрын
Hey what happened on jeju island?
@Nothingeverhappens11522 күн бұрын
🇺🇸🤝🇰🇷
@jacobplaya89174 ай бұрын
As a Filipino, we studied about the Philippine-American war from elementary up until high school. We learned a great deal about the United States invasion, occupation, and administration of our country from 1901 up until 1946. A lot of streets and places here were named after US presidents such as Taft and McKinley.
@apollo46194 ай бұрын
Glad to see the ties between our nations mending as of late with Subic Bay planning to be reactivated should give the local area a nice boost to the economy (granted this is mainly because the PRC is trying to take all of yalls offshore territory) but regardless its good to see Filipino-U.S relations mending
@mustang82064 ай бұрын
It's funny because America doesn't even care about the Philippine-American war 😂. We've done so much more during our history, during that time was WWI, WWII, the Great Depression, the roaring 20s, and the Golden Age of Hollywood. All things that America cares more about
@AL-lh2ht4 ай бұрын
@@mustang8206 Also it was kinda the most imperialistic and needlessly evil war the US ever fought
@noco72433 ай бұрын
Based.
@gewishworm47243 ай бұрын
@@mustang8206 to be fair, American education sucks ass at doing anything good because of an over inflated bearuacracy and a board of educators who siphon all the millions of dollars that go into our education system.
@erfandixon62364 ай бұрын
Gulf war ❌ Persian gulf war ✅
@t.wcharles21714 ай бұрын
*2nd Persian Gulf War
@Man777723 ай бұрын
Gulf war:✅
@erfandixon62363 ай бұрын
@@Man77772 On the grave of American soldiers its also persian gulf war
@Man777723 ай бұрын
@@erfandixon6236 Gulf War:❌
@jdcp897624 күн бұрын
@Man77772 respectful Man who doesn't mind accepting other's arguments despite being agaisn't his What a Man.
@creepspilla4 ай бұрын
A beautiful take of early modern and modern history as always ❤
@eddychong94774 ай бұрын
Future: United States in Star Wars
@undertaker11473 ай бұрын
Cold War is undoubtedly an American victory considering the Soviet Union collapsed (thanks to Metallica)
@TuPanaColombia775492 ай бұрын
Nah el colapso soviético es gracias a Reagan
@onestopman58432 ай бұрын
No man, the soviet union collapsed due to Ronald Reagan telling Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin wall in 1991. That was the end of the soviet union!
@MetalFalcon99Ай бұрын
Metallica was the ultimate super weapon being arguably more effective than the Minute Man, B-52,F-15 M1A1 and any other machine produced during the cold war
@Damian-k1fАй бұрын
And Rocky’s victory over Drago
@АнтонКуко9 күн бұрын
How can the US be the winner in the Cold War? The US destroyed the USSR?
@feddyfazbrear4 ай бұрын
“Goodbye Maria! I’m Off To Korea!” That Was Actually Awesome
@dvs-n7e3 ай бұрын
That was my grandmother's name and that actually happened
@Voucher765Ай бұрын
Or Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy and In The Mood for WW2
@polackwizerd4 ай бұрын
Typically when you achieve your goal and the enemy signs a peace treaty (Paris Peace Accords) it means you won...
@rafaelalodio51163 ай бұрын
This is in reference to what, Vietnam? Because if so the US 100% didn’t won, since the peace treaty was signed but North Vietnam achieved it’s goal, not the US, that’s why Vietnam was unified into a communist country and the capital city is called Ho Chi Minh City, not Saigon anymore.
@braydenellis2109Ай бұрын
@@rafaelalodio5116 The U.S. forced North Vietnam to sign the Paris Peace Accords on January 27, 1973 . Then they re-invaded after the U.S. removed their forces in the fall of '73.
@Caped__Baldy9 күн бұрын
@@rafaelalodio5116so would Germany have won ww1 too if they won ww2? Because be your logic if a country signs a peace treaty but still inevitably accomplishes their goals of the war, even after their enemy pulls out, it’s a victory. If Germany won ww2 the only difference between that and the Vietnam war would be that Germany won 20 years later, and north Vietnam took over the south 2 years after their peace treaty. Yes, you can say the us lost the war by proxy, but the war between the north and the viet cong vs the US, not when they were fighting by proxy, was a US Victory. The us pulled their troops from Vietnam after a successful peace treaty that ended the same way the Korean War did. The only difference in those two is that nk didn’t take over South Korea 2 years later. I can fully agree to the sentiment that the war was inconclusive, but to say that the us lost the Vietnam war is to say that the us lost the Korean War too.
@rafaelalodio51168 күн бұрын
@ Germany didn’t achieved their goals, not in WWI neither in the second one. And the US didn’t won in Korea either.
@Caped__Baldy8 күн бұрын
@ that’s why I said “if” dawg. Also you kind of proved my point about the United States “winning” the Vietnam war although at the end of the day this is a an argument about semantics. You said the us didn’t win the Korean War, but did not say that they lost it. You can not win and not lose a war at the same time. Just like the Korean War was indecisive, the Vietnam war was the same way. They were both proxy wars in which the us did not win or lose. If you want to claim the us lost the Vietnam war then the Korean War has to be lose too, however, you’ll notice from both this video and any outlet online, no one is claiming the us lost the Korean War. The only reason there’s such a strong sentiment and preconceived notion around the world that the us lost in Vietnam is because of the political discourse the war caused in the 60s and 70s. Approval ratings of the war were horrendous even from the start, so of course people are going to bash it any way they can. It’s the same way how the invasion of Afghanistan went from 100% approval on 9/12, to most people being against the war in hindsight after the Kabul airport incident in 2021. What’s a “win” and what’s a “loss” will always be dictated by biases and propaganda at the end of the day. There’s no conclusive result to any war since there’s no universal framework for judging so
@belegthoron86034 ай бұрын
2:30 Why is there a chilean "huaso" (cowboy) in the US invasion of Panamá? Lol
@acodreanu2354 ай бұрын
I guess he confused with the 1885 Panama crisis.
@belegthoron86034 ай бұрын
@@acodreanu235 Yeah, I also thought about that.
@cristhianferreyra15634 ай бұрын
Is a random inmigrante. 🗿
@penalbaelprofanador40193 күн бұрын
Yo soy de Panamá y vi eso y dije que diablos? Esa no es la vestimenta tradicional
@MayBeSomething4 ай бұрын
By my count, the W-L-T scoreboard says "1776 - 0 - 1812." Your psychotic hat says, hello!
@dragonlord4984 ай бұрын
mwhahahahaahahahaha
@justindyches55104 ай бұрын
Easy there bud, no need for the war crimes eh?
@kirby40772 ай бұрын
Are you by chance familiar with the unsubscribe podcast, the fat electrician, and habitual linecrosser?
@JohnDoe-wv7ep4 ай бұрын
You forgot the US intervention against ISIS😣
@michamarkiewicz16424 ай бұрын
@@pyruvicsynthase5879 they invented devil himself maybe
@ian-Alex-20004 ай бұрын
@@pyruvicsynthase5879Blaming America for the crimes of ☪️. Did America make Mohammed r🦍 a 9 year old girl?
@ian-Alex-20004 ай бұрын
@@pyruvicsynthase5879ISIS is a product of☪️, did America make Mohammed r🦍 a 9 year old girl?
@Pigeon_z4 ай бұрын
@@pyruvicsynthase5879and fucked them up
@hahdgabfhbsjcnsncnnsdbbzbs4 ай бұрын
@@pyruvicsynthase5879 Nah
@brandonpuryear15434 ай бұрын
Forgot the war on drugs. Victory Drugs
@OperatorJackal4 ай бұрын
war on drugs is still going
@alexanderryan11764 ай бұрын
war on poverty. victory poverty.
@redrox3312Ай бұрын
@@alexanderryan1176 war on poverty is still going. It aint looking good
@V00doo1XimАй бұрын
@OperatorJackal no shit sherlock
@hanz15314 ай бұрын
I'm gonna be honest, but the Transition of Music from the Pig War to the American Civil War was smooth ngl. Edit: Just found out that the Music used for the Pig War and American Civil War was made by the same Band.
@ChaosRainsxbox4 ай бұрын
1:00 for anyone wondering
@ageofdarkness66284 ай бұрын
So weird to think of the USA losing a war to Algeria of all places
@steelwolf42594 ай бұрын
All because of a stupid diplomat
@TheyAreHere24 ай бұрын
Just taking advantage of the newborn nation, it was paid back in the Barbary Wars.
@Baconcatboy4 ай бұрын
The U.S wasn't exactly a military superpower yet to be fair and South America wasn't exactly what it is now. I guess it makes sense.
@Wopfgbcd4 ай бұрын
@@BaconcatboyAlgeria is in Africa tho? Don’t know the context of the war but why mention South America?
@therussianfurry4 ай бұрын
@@Baconcatboy Algeria isn'[t in south america? it's in north africa
@michamarkiewicz16424 ай бұрын
hello from Poland. We love U S and A in central europe for help that they gave us to get the independence from soviet russia
@ian-Alex-20004 ай бұрын
Thanks man!🇺🇸
@MrTibs-y3d4 ай бұрын
Hello from U.S.A. ! We also love the Poles and their histories unquenchable thirst for independence and freedom!
@seanwalters19774 ай бұрын
Poles are based, much love from USA
@Teo_August4 ай бұрын
From the Soviet Union, with love ❤
@gmha23h4 ай бұрын
First of all, Poland is Eastern Europe. Secondly, what "independence" are you talking about? At the moment Poland is a state dependent on the USA in NATO, just as it was dependent on the USSR in the Warsaw Pact.
@keonyang33324 ай бұрын
One correction Vietnam was a bit more inconclusive on who "won," a peace agreement was signed in 1973 in France and the war officially ended, the only US forces that were there in South Vietnam was the US embassy in 1975. You can't end a conflict that had all parties made peace and start a new one and say you won the last conflict because you won the one you started.
@gravygraves51124 ай бұрын
I agree with the technicality, the reason it's considered a loss for us though is we failed in our main objective to keep communism from spreading in Southern Asia and failed to come to the aid of Southern Vietnam when the north broke the treaty. Vietnam and the US are on pretty good terms now though and McDonalds has even opened up over there so in the end we really did win...
@keonyang33324 ай бұрын
@@gravygraves5112 In that sense yes, the US did fail to stop the spread of communism to Vietnam losing the war against the spread of communism, but the US did not lose the ground war in Vietnam because the US wasn't at war with Vietnam (US involvement was between 1965-1973) in 1975 when Saigon fell. In all we are both right in our respective points.
@enriqueperezarce54853 ай бұрын
@@keonyang3332It’s a U.S. long term political failure, BUT it was a U.S. political/military victory
@STOPDELETINGMYCOMMENTSFASCISTS3 ай бұрын
@gravygraves5112 a couple of these weren't quite accurate. Korean for example. The US and UN hit their goals in a complete south Korean state. In that regard it is a victory it was never the goal to unite all of Korea. Infact McArthur got sacked after he pushed to the yalu river and got China involved after he was told to not to.......then he wanted to drop 2 dozen nukes on China to make an irradiated "DMZ" in china......McArthur is the American monty....in love with his own legend and overated as hell. I would say the very famous photo of the Korean peninsula showing south Korea full of lights and life compared to an almost completely dark north Korea pretty much shows it was a victory. As far as Vietnam and afghanistan.......they were technically losses in the regard that we left.....even though we won all the battles. That's the problem with fighting irregular all you have to do is last longer then the stronger party till the opinions at home turn against the conflict (vietnam) or till you realize your goal will never happen and just decide to leave (afghanistan). Don't know how they ever planned to put democracy in place in a country where they literally ran into entire areas that thought they were still at war with the Russians 30 years after the Russians left......
@keonyang33323 ай бұрын
@@enriqueperezarce5485 When politicians don't meddle in the military the military gets shit done. Desert Storm was one example.
@greywolf72064 ай бұрын
2:25 Brazilian wojak spotted...
@bunnycaje81044 ай бұрын
Who?
@GlidingZephyr4 ай бұрын
-Mexican Border War United States: "Okay, fine. All of this land is under our direct jurisdiction, now." Mexico: "We're still going to move freely across the border, though. You know that right?" United States: "Fuck it. These were stupid wars, anyway." Mexico: "Yeah. Tequila?" United States: "Make it a double."
@Soul034 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@АнтонКуко9 күн бұрын
The US has occupied Mexican territories. Mexicans must return them
@whatever-it-takes3 ай бұрын
02:25 I liked the point that you put bark at the moon
@renevalice30564 ай бұрын
Adding up most of the us casualities, the American civil war would still exceed them combined 😬😞🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@paytondelaney83163 ай бұрын
The Afghanistan one hurt my soul. I best friend dead in that war and it felt like he died for nothing.
@arturoseguel1032 ай бұрын
Sorry brother 😔
@KingFreak-m8r2 ай бұрын
well its either that or we lose more lives, but cant win a war when your allies cant even fight for themselves
@alexdarkjoshАй бұрын
The United States won and ended Alqueda because the Taliban were not the objective  
@SaintsSpecOps4 ай бұрын
3:17 ayyy i conflict i participated in
@sonmaianh76864 ай бұрын
My father took part in the Vietnam war. He got many medals. Amongst them are 2 medals which each required you to kill at least 2 US soldiers.
@thesuperghost4 ай бұрын
Same bro
@Leatherhead12254 ай бұрын
2:30: Why does this actually fit very good for a reboot MWIII X X-Men crossover sequence?...
@PeppaSteppa444 ай бұрын
imagine someone breaks in your house and beats you up so you hide, and when they get tired of beating you up they leave and you come out. That is not winning lol
@Sleepycollegestudent3 ай бұрын
That’s how the Europeans beat the mongols
@pavelthefabulous56753 ай бұрын
I'm American, but that is 100% the definition of winning. The NVA won their war. Clausewitz: "War is continuation of policy by other means." The US Policy in Vietnam was to guard South Vietnam. The North Vietnamese took control of the whole country in 1975. Therefore, the USA failed to accomplish its goal in Vietnam. The treaty in 1973 would have ended the war as a U.S. Victory, but the USA failed to enforce its treaty when North Vietnam broke it. On the other hand, the occupation of Iraq is (at least so far) a victory for the USA and the current Iraqi government. The Iraqi Army is disciplined and skilled, and they have been successfully fighting ISIS and keeping them down.
@sgtroach15103 ай бұрын
@@pavelthefabulous5675as an American let me educate you the nva took control of south Vietnam in 1975 because there was no longer any U.S presents since 1973 when they left the war
@pavelthefabulous56753 ай бұрын
@@sgtroach1510 Yes. The US withdrawal was a strategic mistake, and it led to a total political defeat. The USA also withheld its aid and air support for South Vietnam, which sped up its defeat even faster. Victory is defined by political results, not casualties inflicted on the enemy or battles won against the enemy. Who do you think won the American Revolution?
@sgtroach15103 ай бұрын
@@pavelthefabulous5675 yeah but it wasn’t a political defeat on the other spectrum or strategic error they military withdrew from Vietnam because they were ordered too by U.S citizens and victory means if you can beat the other military completely not by waiting for them to leave
@kakenboltorcher3 ай бұрын
YANKEE DOOODLE CAME TO TOWN RIDING ON A PONYYYY STUCK A FEATHER ON HIS HAT AND CALLED IT MACARONIIIII
@PavloJupiter29 күн бұрын
this shit unironically make me feel so patriotic 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@hes_a_shooter2 ай бұрын
2:18 the Sargent from FMJ as a wojak got me dyin 💀💀
@JBTriple84 ай бұрын
1:24 the War that made us a Superpower a Blessing and Curse
@bellmane452 ай бұрын
Cursed, how?
@JBTriple82 ай бұрын
@@bellmane45 because were corrupt AF with both Parties and we act like being a Military Power we lost the Vietnam and Iraq War but pretend we didn't because of "Main Character" Energy.
@Xiacles2 ай бұрын
The Americans invaded the Philippines breaking their promise to help the Pilipinos to be independent@@bellmane45
@tharedpotatowwhale2 ай бұрын
@@bellmane45bro we did not want to be the world police,
@bellmane452 ай бұрын
@ Better us than the USSR.
@MaximusRequiem4 ай бұрын
bro pointed out the stupid Pig not War and not the fucking Souix. Custer, Crazy Horse and Sitting bull are spinning in their graves, along with Terry, Benteen and Reno
@scaryalbino88074 ай бұрын
Cry me a river... or a trail
@hunterkai64162 ай бұрын
Theres ways one @@scaryalbino8807
@SergioCheco254 ай бұрын
Forgot the war on drugs: 1968-Now. Winner, no one.
@joemichigan49453 ай бұрын
I would argue drugs are the winner
@Man777723 ай бұрын
Winner:CIA
@sabresergal89893 ай бұрын
*Inconclusive
@Hiro-dz9pq3 ай бұрын
Heisenberg
@terrypennington25192 ай бұрын
Winner: The cartels, since cutting into the supply of a product that's in demand, doesn't actually make the demand go away. It just makes the demand even higher, which increases the value of the product more, and thus, the cartel profits more off their products than had the government not declare a war on drugs. The caveat is the risk of the Law catching you, but that's not a problem for people who know how to hide from them, and have been doing this line of work for over half a century
@beatboxbuggi68844 ай бұрын
People who call America “the country that doesn’t win wars” really crack me up. Just cuz politicians starved our forces out of a few recent wars doesn’t mean we can’t whoop anyone anytime anywhere
@Sernival4 ай бұрын
the US can kill a lot of people but they've often failed succeeding in their objectives, is the problem, irl geopolitics are more complicated than the movies
@enriqueperezarce54853 ай бұрын
I’d rather people underestimate America then overestimate it
@gewishworm47243 ай бұрын
Better for everyone to be arrogant in their tiny understanding of history and assume little of us than understand the reality of the Military Industrial complex.
@IbnRushd-mv3fp3 ай бұрын
You need to get your own ass whooped buddy, you guys need to realize you've been blessed with very little hardship in your own lives if you guys had to balls you have online IRL you wouldn't be living in a clown show.
@_Sasori_-fk1gh2 ай бұрын
@@gewishworm4724 True I’m actually terrified by the USA. Nobody holds a candle to it when it comes to starting proxy wars, massacres or acting as a beacon of morality?
@someasiandude47973 ай бұрын
Ngl the marine hymn should be playing during the Barbary wars
@NinjaCuberr4 ай бұрын
This was very informational. Thank you!
@H_whit994 ай бұрын
I’m not saying right or wrong, but one thing people don’t understand about wars is, it’s really about being the global power. The world power is only the power because of there capacity to commit violence at a global scale. Besides money for the industrial complex, there’s some of it to show countries they are still the global power and you should follow us (accurate or not) some wars are fought to show the power is still the top military, some for strategic purposes, some for money. At the end of the day I think military power is what makes you the super power. Different things make your military strong like industrial base, population, technology, but at the end of the day global super power is decided by one thing. Military power.
@H_whit994 ай бұрын
WW3 will be fought for the new world order. It’s being laid out in front of us before our eyes. No matter the propaganda reasons each country involved tells their citizens imo it’s about the new world order vs the old.
@sirilluminarthevaliant28954 ай бұрын
Afghanistan was supposed to get rid of Al queda. The conflict with the Taliban was third party so technically U.S. victory. Victory being defined as accomplishing the set objectives
@justinjohanns48732 ай бұрын
Cope
@akiko3688Ай бұрын
Cope
@JamesthePigАй бұрын
Cope
@ToubYuАй бұрын
@@JamesthePigyour an idiot
@redrox3312Ай бұрын
Cope
@frederickkeeslar17614 ай бұрын
Pretty accurate, My degrees in history. We were involved in a all of these conflicts. The Russia one was kind of weird because we supported Nicolas. But I’ll tell you one he left out. The Michigan Ohio war, in the peace negotiations Michigan got the upper peninsula From the Wisconsin territory.
@commanderboom26262 ай бұрын
Those rat bastards. That’s our hat. Now Wisconsin has one mitten and no hat while Michigan has one mitten and a hat that isn’t on its head.
@ZeusAmun-pt9dc4 ай бұрын
Pretty sure we didn't fight in a few of those mentioned
@Rua-Bnuuy_the_Possessed4 ай бұрын
Yeah, was wondering why the Russian civil war was in here
@patrickdixon35124 ай бұрын
No we did send troops there
@thetoasterinyourbathtub10864 ай бұрын
The US actually was fairly involved in The Russian Civil War fighting The Red Army. They sent 5000 US servicemen over into Russia. Around 344 men were killed/died of disease.
@TheWarriorScholarTWS4 ай бұрын
@@thetoasterinyourbathtub1086yeah we totally got our asses kicked and hid it well.
@ian-Alex-20004 ай бұрын
@@TheWarriorScholarTWSReally? I seem to recall Gorbachev tearing down the soviet union after Ronald Reagan ordered him to.
@iantanner-nosker7552Ай бұрын
I deployed to Djibouti for 7.5 months because of Yemen. -_- "It's all so tiring."
@cokeluvr2 ай бұрын
This video taught about the Barbary and Utah wars and sent me on a nostalgia switchfoot binge
@cameroonkendrick63122 ай бұрын
It’s honestly a bad idea for America to be an isolationist because every time that happens, a giant war breaks out
@dan240p6Ай бұрын
well, despite my agreement with this statement, no matter what we do? it's never enough.
@GarrettCroslin2 ай бұрын
Seeing “Taliban victory” in the War in Afghanistan segment makes my blood absolutely boil.
@Sid04042 ай бұрын
Makes me happy to see you seethe.
@MitchellGustafson3 ай бұрын
My great-great grandfather fought in the Utah War to keep polygamy alive. His sons fought in the Mexican American border war to keep polygamy alive.
@gettyfanatic88604 ай бұрын
1:53 let’s keep it cool and spy on each other…and we both got atom bombs
@jables92294 ай бұрын
>US Wars >Uses theme song of British agent James Bond for Cold War Also, hot take: Run through the jungle is a better CCR Vietnam song than Fortunate Son
@King_Elliott2 ай бұрын
Teacher: leaves room Girls: get work done Boys: 0:32
@dawnzierleyn51314 ай бұрын
2:08 we would have won if the politicians didn’t makes us pull out cause we won like every single battle in Vietnam.
@deewillis21703 ай бұрын
*Technically*, the US did practically crush the NVA and VC during the Tet Offensive, and that was such a decisive victory that the North Vietnamese signed a treaty and stopped fighting for quite a while as they needed to rebuild and re-arm themselves. However, reporters at the time claimed the Tet Offensive was a major US defeat, with inflated casualty rates, and this, along with knowledge of the corruption in South Vietnamese government becoming more widespread, tainted public opinion about the war so much more than it already was that even a pro-war fellow like Nixon was over it. His "Vietnamisation" plan slowly but surely withdrew nearly all US troops by 1972, and by the time the North Vietnamese punched through to Saigon in 1975, America was busy dealing with what became a major energy crisis and in no way willing to intervene any further than evacuation.
@Man777723 ай бұрын
The NVA could barley hold onto their objectives for more than a day or two
@actionsonobj3 ай бұрын
Music choices on point
@yogeshkumar1024 ай бұрын
bro really forgot the Usa involvement in the 1971 indo pak war
@V00doo1XimАй бұрын
🤓☝
@BGMilsapАй бұрын
An almost unbroken chain of war since our founding. Wild once you look at it back to back.
@Coby0004 ай бұрын
0:14 Ottoman Algiers***
@ThatUtahRailfanАй бұрын
didn't think the utah war would be included in this, cool to see!
@rjlgml2 ай бұрын
1:03 based oversimplified reference
@RonaldDump_real2 ай бұрын
America absolutely locked in during the 1800s
@JT-bm8tq3 ай бұрын
Unpopular opinion: in the long run, the U.s. technically won Vietnam. Not only did the U.S. inflict 6x the causalities, but Vietnam is easily one of the top contributors to capitalism in 2024 in which their GDP relies 80% on the USD. I count that as a long term W
@AngryGrape13373 ай бұрын
Other countries: “This is my war.” USA: “What a coincidence, I was just about to say the same thing!”
@madcat789Ай бұрын
You can mark the last one as a US Victory. Bashar-Al Assad's Regime fell on December 8th\9th, 2024.
@ClaytonReich3 ай бұрын
2:55 I mean, we already was like there’s upside down
@ClaytonReich3 ай бұрын
Germany, World War one
@SirDandyGent70x74 ай бұрын
You forgot the beaver wars
@OperatorOper8tor2 ай бұрын
And Dakota Wars
@ernakurniawan9418Ай бұрын
So basically the cold war is a saga of wars
@SovietUnionz2 ай бұрын
1:50 it says it started in 1941, it actually started in 1939
@bford12222 ай бұрын
1941 is when the us intervened that's why
@chrisgalen93622 ай бұрын
For Europeans it started in 1939. But it REALLY started in 1941
@THERINGUS2 ай бұрын
@chrisgalen9362 while a lot of important things happened in 1941 (operation barbarossa, pearl harbor) dunkirk and the Battle of Britain still were extremely important events in ww2, but it did definitely ramp up in 1941.
@captainemerald7477Ай бұрын
The us joined in '41 after pedal harbour
@scapeagoat2520Ай бұрын
It started in 1937, not 39
@tr45hc4n63 ай бұрын
You also forgot all of times people touched our boats. . .
@St_Texas4 ай бұрын
What about the salvadoran civil war?
@tinman97384 ай бұрын
@@St_Texas Good question. It probably falls under the Cold War category. We didn’t really fight in the Salvadoran Civil war (so far as we know officially 😉). We provided the government with intelligence, all the money it wanted, and supplies. Only 1 American military personnel died from assassination. If we were to include them we would have to include every Latin American country we had a spy war or did a coup against. If you want to know more research operation Condor.
@kinocorner9762 ай бұрын
American-Algerian War Algerians: “Ha, victor- Why do I hear boss music?” Thomas Jefferson: “You touched our boats…”
@ssilent82024 ай бұрын
Wrong Mexican-American war was a victory for the Lone Star Republic of Texas
@Mauro_Calleros084 ай бұрын
Do you know why that war took place? The Mexican government wanted to populate Texas and California since almost no one lived there, so they allowed some Americans to work those lands.
@Mauro_Calleros084 ай бұрын
On the condition that they spoke Spanish and were Catholic. But the gringos did not care about these laws, they populated Texas without control and wanted to become independent. But it was already a plan of the United States.
@someboi45054 ай бұрын
Wouldn't that be the Texas revolution? Like this is a separate conflict
@Mauro_Calleros084 ай бұрын
@@someboi4505 It is not the same conflict, but it is related. The United States had wanted Texas and California for a long time, so it took advantage of the opportunity that the Mexican government had given to landowners to work those lands. It sent its own citizens to carry out its plan.
@someboi45054 ай бұрын
@@Mauro_Calleros08 Yeah but you’re forgetting about the nearly decade long independence of Texas. Sure they’re linked but it’s still not the same war
@Goldy1963Ай бұрын
yk I gotta hit the like for the Bond theme 😩
@CollinRezac4 ай бұрын
You forgot the war against isis which we won in like 1/2 of a year
@gmha23h4 ай бұрын
...just arriving when they had already been almost destroyed by Russian troops.
@GhostLink922 ай бұрын
The fact that I haven't even heard of half these wars is a bit of a failing on our education system.
@beaupiotrowski51924 ай бұрын
taliban only won because America got bored and dipped, and Iraq got demolished, tf you mean "inconclusive"
@keyboardcommando70004 ай бұрын
For real we did exactly what we said we were going to do in Iraq idk why they said inconclusive
@TheSublimeEmir4 ай бұрын
@@keyboardcommando7000idk man sure Saddam was toppled but it just created more terrorists, and in the end a bunch of Americans and Iraqis died in a bloodbath. Not really clear US victory
@seanwalters19774 ай бұрын
We just aren't good at nation building, is what it is.
@safwanaw-osman72344 ай бұрын
Ye, you won in the 2003 invasion, but the resulting insurgency was a clusterfuck.@@keyboardcommando7000
@justindyches55104 ай бұрын
We are fantastic at nation building. The problem is we choose to build Nations and Nations that do not want our help, Iraq never wanted democracy. Neither did Afghanistan. You were never going to build anything in those countries that was going to last@@seanwalters1977
@210Caveman263 ай бұрын
Korean War should *technically* be ongoing: ceasefire instead of 'inconclusive'.
@lanceleader1633 ай бұрын
Trillions of dollars and thousands of irreplaceable young men and women… 😢 War is Hell.
@MTF-ALPHA14 ай бұрын
I am an American Samoan, born in america and I never learned of the second Samoan civil war, thanks for this vid bro
@angbandsbane4 ай бұрын
You couldn't use any other song for Vietnam lol (though adding another CCR song for Laos was a easant surprise)
@zacpatproductions2052Ай бұрын
Well big news about that last one
@safwanaw-osman72344 ай бұрын
U forgot Op Gothic Serpent
@user-sbs20124 ай бұрын
You forgot about operation uphold democracy which was when the United States invaded Haiti.
@CapAusPlaysАй бұрын
I’m pretty sure the US were only in WW1 from 1917 just so u know
@varietywiarrior2 ай бұрын
War of 1812: "inconclusive" I dunno, man, I'm still drinking coffee instead of tea, sooooo...
@SoulsLink-k8x2 ай бұрын
are you stupid or something?
@jonathanoriley82604 ай бұрын
The Hillary Emails... on god 😂😂
@guesty96115 күн бұрын
Actually expedition to Pancho villa its not in the video but the test its so good
@tinman97384 ай бұрын
What about the Banana wars or the Rum War?
@hyperloop3992Ай бұрын
1:49 US victory🤭The same guy in group work who sharpened pencils - tells his parents that he did all the work
@warhawk44944 ай бұрын
Every war we lost was because of politicians.
@tristansolso19204 ай бұрын
Mainly because insurgency wars are not really possible to win
Every war you won was because of politicians too this is the biggest nothing statement you could have possibly made on this topic
@callsigndisciple6264 ай бұрын
insurgency wars are very difficult to win. Even the Soviet Union lost in Afghanistan.
@DarkBowserr4 ай бұрын
or it wasn’t any of our business
@PorscheJon2 ай бұрын
Switchfoot...damn nostalgic!
@magesalmanac64244 ай бұрын
Why am I just now learning About the invasion of Panama? I swear they don’t teach anything in school 😰
@Reiner5474 ай бұрын
Yeah not learning our military history is bad Especially since we won
@callsigndisciple6264 ай бұрын
we did learn it in school. You are either an idiot or went to a terrible school.
@Oldundead94914 ай бұрын
Theres like 7 wars here i never heard of, but thats prob my fault for skipping classes every day.
@someboi45054 ай бұрын
Too modern and too hyper specific. I mean the point of most of these classes is to teach you about historical politics and it gets murky in the modern era. I barely remember a thing past Vietnam in school
@someboi45054 ай бұрын
@@Oldundead9491 Nope, just seven wars you'd only learn online. Trust me, the internet'll teach you better than the school system ever will
@iam16bitsАй бұрын
So here's the totals: Number of Wars: 37 Wins: 19 Losses: 6 Inconclusive: 7 Compromises: 2 Ongoing: 3
@borisslavk01nolastname914 ай бұрын
3:13 I don't get the "war crimes" and "wholesome" emails
@1gomes3074 ай бұрын
Assad sent love emails to his wife and refuse to cheat on her.
@elijahtiemens55324 ай бұрын
Hillary Clinton’s emails documented all her sus shit during her time as Sec of State. Assad’s leaked emails were very dry, and included him sending stuff like “I ♥️ U” messages to his wife.
@badart32044 ай бұрын
There’s a Hillary email where it describes that she proposed doing illegal things to people in a meeting of which the military guys laughed until they realized she was serious.
@somedude93834 ай бұрын
Assad's emails where full of love letters and memes he was sending to his wife
@billclinton56614 ай бұрын
And Hillary emails were full of corruption and her betrayel of American troops in Syria and how her inaction led to multiple US deaths
@ejmazzi14992 ай бұрын
I love how the only ones I had heard of (besides Afghanistan and Iraq) were relatively successful.
@German-Empire-mapping3004 ай бұрын
What about the war of drugs in Mexico
@follower18124 ай бұрын
Where not sending ground troops in Mexico ...... yet
@German-Empire-mapping3004 ай бұрын
@@follower1812 say your trump voter without saying your trump voter no insult
@matthewjones394 ай бұрын
@@German-Empire-mapping300what?
@Reiner5474 ай бұрын
Is still on Or just inconclusive wich ever you want
@seanwalters19774 ай бұрын
Still ongoing
@matthewplunk49284 ай бұрын
3:00 Switchfoot = mission accomplished
@emanuel36174 ай бұрын
False advertisement! Petition to change the name Cold War to just "cold" no "slightly refreshing event"
@Dogeairsoft124 ай бұрын
2:41 music ?
@Dogeairsoft12Ай бұрын
Nevermind I know what it is now
@Chunkysealvr21 күн бұрын
@@Dogeairsoft12 what is it??
@Dogeairsoft1220 күн бұрын
@@ChunkysealvrMeet her at the loveparty I found out with Shazam or whatever
@FantasticfelixxАй бұрын
Isn’t it crazy how we used to be farmers who won against a whole empire
@Apache32DАй бұрын
Feel like we won Iraq
@dan27129116 күн бұрын
there sure was a lot of planning in 1899
@TXN3OSАй бұрын
Whas da song at 1:10
@Amir_Ubereats_on_topАй бұрын
Samoan chant
@MilbertandOliverАй бұрын
It's "Laulau siva" it's a Light Blue Thumbnail or "Vi'i o Solosolo (Upolu)" which has the same audio as "Laulau Siva"