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Phelan “Phelous” Porteous

Phelan “Phelous” Porteous

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@AmishParadise27
@AmishParadise27 4 ай бұрын
Hercules saying "no" with that awkward silence should be a meme.
@nightcrawler8277
@nightcrawler8277 4 ай бұрын
No….
@OnDavidsBrain
@OnDavidsBrain 4 ай бұрын
Kratos: No.
@thing1thing2themediamaniac43
@thing1thing2themediamaniac43 4 ай бұрын
Phelous should have followed Hercules telling Ayleus NO with a clip from Rudolph The RedNosed Reindeer where Rudolph's Mom and Clarice want to go look for Rudolph when he runs away. And Donner Rudolph's Father says NO THIS IS MAN'S WORK!
@Menjoood
@Menjoood 4 ай бұрын
That. was. a. mistake.
@BagOfMagicFood
@BagOfMagicFood 4 ай бұрын
Combine it with the "Do you have the right time, old man?" scene from The Town With No Name.
@1Thunderfire
@1Thunderfire 4 ай бұрын
"Will you... marry me?" Even the Beast wasn't this quick to propose marriage.
@limalepakko6074
@limalepakko6074 3 ай бұрын
If these movies are to be believed marriage propositions were the flirting of the olden times
@Nionivek
@Nionivek 4 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, this video has probably been one of the few where I seriously couldn't tell the difference between Phelan's edits and the actual movie.
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 4 ай бұрын
That's easy; Phelous covers the movie's butts and knows how to write eyebrows the same color as the hair so Zeus and Hera don't look like they dyed their hair themselves in their bathroom.
@heidifedor
@heidifedor 4 ай бұрын
How could Phoenix games be so unfaithful to Dingo Pictures?
@Triff3599
@Triff3599 4 ай бұрын
They like to fuck up around, I guess 💀
@ArendAlphaEagle
@ArendAlphaEagle 4 ай бұрын
To be fair, Dingo Pictures was being unfaithful to Midas Interactive BECAUSE of Phoenix Games
@ramondiamond6152
@ramondiamond6152 4 ай бұрын
This is my favorite comment in the entire whole ass web
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 4 ай бұрын
Don't hate the player. Hate the game. Or something. I guess.
@kirbyofthestarsfan
@kirbyofthestarsfan 4 ай бұрын
Well, Hercules *was* born from an affair after all, haha
@wstine79
@wstine79 4 ай бұрын
"Phelous possessed a sarcasm the world had never seen. A sarcasm surpassed only by the power of his boredom. He journeyed the Bootleg Zone battling the minions of his wicked mascot Wabuu, the all-powerful king of the Dingos."
@Commanderziff
@Commanderziff 4 ай бұрын
"But wherever there was mediocrity, wherever there was a chance to suffer, there would be... PHELOUS."
@DianaGohan
@DianaGohan 4 ай бұрын
@@Commanderziff OLD MAN: Oh I'm the side kick Oldelolias, but there's no lesbian sexual tension between us like Allison and Stephanie Holden so I'm compltely useless now. PHELOUS: That is a mistake!
@mikekz4489
@mikekz4489 4 ай бұрын
I can hear the theme music.
@Acidfrog475
@Acidfrog475 3 ай бұрын
I read Phelus as Poseidon for some reason, which means I was very confused why you were talking about the ugly design in the movie with such high regard.
@TheRoflcer
@TheRoflcer 4 ай бұрын
Phil: "Get up on the Hydra's Back! Get up on the Hydra's Back! Get up on the Hydra's Back!" Herc: "No." .....
@superzilla784
@superzilla784 4 ай бұрын
Wait... Poseidon is the god of the sea... Is he the god of making things completely useless now?
@TheKpa11
@TheKpa11 4 ай бұрын
Helped out in the video game Hades so yes
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 4 ай бұрын
​@@TheKpa11 "Yes...yes!"
@FrankNFurter1000
@FrankNFurter1000 4 ай бұрын
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@sboinkthelegday3892
@sboinkthelegday3892 4 ай бұрын
And, he dies....
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 4 ай бұрын
@@TheKpa11 I love that game!
@geardog24
@geardog24 4 ай бұрын
Zeus: My boy, this legend is what all true warriors strive for! Hercules: I just wonder what Hades is up to.
@jlev1028
@jlev1028 4 ай бұрын
Hades: Join me, Hercules, and I'll make you the greatest god in Olympus, or else you will DIE...us.
@jonathancunningham8739
@jonathancunningham8739 4 ай бұрын
@@jlev1028 Hercules then says "No........................" lol.
@koichidignitythief7429
@koichidignitythief7429 4 ай бұрын
Hermes (in nasally voice):Your majesty! Hades and his minions have seized the island of Ithica.
@Dalehan
@Dalehan 4 ай бұрын
Getting some huge "Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time" vibes here.
@MWaser
@MWaser 4 ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking of. The digitalized shit, some character designs and style of comedy.
@ShayLaLaLooHoo
@ShayLaLaLooHoo 4 ай бұрын
If Phelous didn't talk about the backgrounds of these flicks, I would've thought these could be from the same companies.
@koichidignitythief7429
@koichidignitythief7429 4 ай бұрын
same
@alexanderfix3629
@alexanderfix3629 4 ай бұрын
With all the awkwardly looping animation, it looks like someone tried to make a movie by stitching a series of gifs together.
@havenm6181
@havenm6181 4 ай бұрын
The fast paced jazz amidst an action scene is more ed edd n eddy than greek mythology
@graverobbingcleric2745
@graverobbingcleric2745 4 ай бұрын
Whooo boy. I really hope "That was a Mistake" Joins the roster of Jokes that get pulled out on a regular basis.
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 4 ай бұрын
"Thank you for that." "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
@graverobbingcleric2745
@graverobbingcleric2745 4 ай бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 "Henry! My God!"
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 4 ай бұрын
@graverobbingcleric2745 "The diamonds! Mah Gawd!"
@VincentMariethe4th
@VincentMariethe4th 4 ай бұрын
"Then again,😏maybe not."
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 4 ай бұрын
@@VincentMariethe4th "No, I think we should be enemies."
@curleyqreviews9793
@curleyqreviews9793 4 ай бұрын
I gotta admit, Hera making Aphrodite's son impotent is really funny. It's literally a slight to Aphrodite since that kind of thing was in her department.
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 4 ай бұрын
His dong is also huge, but that was not considered a plus back then.
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 4 ай бұрын
Also, the fact that Priapus's name would become an adjective describing the exact opposite of his condition is hilarious.
@ToHoldNothing
@ToHoldNothing 4 ай бұрын
@@yudithcaron8053 Unless he had the persistent erection UNTIL it came time for sex, in which case both could be true. Still weird, but yeah...
@LaNoLaCola
@LaNoLaCola 4 ай бұрын
New videos about bootlegs from Phelous are always pure magic
@BlueMaelstrom
@BlueMaelstrom 4 ай бұрын
I was genuined a bit amused when you mentioned this is a Pulse movie so I really appreciate that you then actually did make the extremely ancient callback joke lmao
@Amitlu
@Amitlu 4 ай бұрын
Indeed Get out the tape! Pulse has been mentioned!
@garrettcarter5622
@garrettcarter5622 4 ай бұрын
Break out the red tape.
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 4 ай бұрын
I still remember thinking "ANOTHER ONE?!" just when I thought we were done with pulse in the before times. Also still can't get "triangle, triangle" out of my head tbh.
@AtariYeo
@AtariYeo 2 күн бұрын
​@@AmitluAt least this time it's not FATAL!
@JomasterTheSecond
@JomasterTheSecond 4 ай бұрын
I'm so bummed that PS2 compatibility was dropped from later Playstation consoles so I can't watch this glorious piece of cinema in 4K.
@That_One_Xatu
@That_One_Xatu 4 ай бұрын
Well cult classic PS2 game Mr. Mosquito got ported to PS4/PS5 via Playstation Plus, so who knows... Maybe they'll port this hidden gem too!
@TheLastPhoen1x
@TheLastPhoen1x 4 ай бұрын
Mother: No WWF. Vince McMahon: *renames it to WWE* Checkmate, mom.
@brianhebert6152
@brianhebert6152 4 ай бұрын
*The World Wildlife Fund's lawyers
@spaghethenoodle
@spaghethenoodle 4 ай бұрын
a Hedra sounds like if old man was a Hydra
@alanthekazdra7586
@alanthekazdra7586 4 ай бұрын
> Rewatches the pulse videos the last few days > New phelan video > Pulse reference at the start If that's not scary coincidence, then i don't know.
@ShadeMeadows
@ShadeMeadows 4 ай бұрын
*"I know what I know, boy, but I'm not telling it!"*
@limalepakko6074
@limalepakko6074 3 ай бұрын
not that scary
@WolfJarl
@WolfJarl 4 ай бұрын
Ares, god of war, as in the aspects of brutality, bloodshed and inflicting fear, saying "War is hell". I could maybe picture Athena saying that on account she was the god of war in regards to tactics and cleverness, but also diplomacy. If anything Ares would be going all Soldier from TF2; "This is war, and I LOVE IT!" Indeed in some later iterations Aphrodite and Zeus did bang to create the god Eros. In an older version Eros was the son of Aphrodite and Ares, while in Hesiod's Theogyny, which I consider the definitive take on Greek mythology, Eros is a Primordial, meaning he predated the Titans, and Aphrodite in that myth was created when the Titan Cronus (Zeus' father) castrated his father, the Primordial Uranus, and tossed his severed genitals into the sea where Aphrodite arose from foam they created. So I guess in that iteration Aphrodite was more like Zeus' aunt.
@otakunthevegan4206
@otakunthevegan4206 4 ай бұрын
"YOU CAN NOT BURN ME! I AM ALREADY ABLAZE WITH PASSION! FOR WAR!"-Soldier Ares in this actually reminds me of Zurg from Toy Story 2.
@limalepakko6074
@limalepakko6074 3 ай бұрын
It's irony
@CandiedStars
@CandiedStars 4 ай бұрын
Oh God, PLEASE do Bevenfield Peter Pan! I had that on VHS, and the Pirates taking offense to the lemonade cracks me up
@StarSnowGhost
@StarSnowGhost 4 ай бұрын
Persephone and Hades down below: "Well, at least he didn't come for our dog this time." Cerberus: "Shut up you EESShooles!"
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot 4 ай бұрын
LOL! Yeah, they also did not have him die and come back from the dead after taking on Nessus" poisoned shirt.
@LadyDiskette
@LadyDiskette 4 ай бұрын
Iolalus monotone voice saying "Yes" when Herc asks if he destroyed the city during his poison freak out is a hidden jewel in this movie, like he gives no fucks at all.
@brentparker7359
@brentparker7359 4 ай бұрын
The magic they used was so pure, they didn't have any left over for any more movies.
@taylorsin9452
@taylorsin9452 3 ай бұрын
"Dam that's some good magic" (hands over 50 drachma)
@GleeChan
@GleeChan 4 ай бұрын
The only one who hates Hercules/Heracles more than Phelan/Phelous is Juno/Hera herself.
@koshavinka2995
@koshavinka2995 4 ай бұрын
/Hear-a
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 3 күн бұрын
*Juno McGuff:* Quite frankly, this looks a little stupid. (Holds up a copy of Pure Magic's Hercules)
@jonathancunningham8739
@jonathancunningham8739 4 ай бұрын
Phelan Porteous Greek god of sarcasm has sacrifice his sanity yet again for our entertainment thank oh wise one.
@23Tuv
@23Tuv 4 ай бұрын
Hera putting on the sunglasses should be a gif
@Hewylewis
@Hewylewis 4 ай бұрын
You've done Jetlag, Dingo Pictures, and Pure Magic Hercules, now all that's left are the UAV and Golden Films' versions! Can't wait to see you review those!!
@arilumani6194
@arilumani6194 4 ай бұрын
Don't forget Burbank's version which I actually watched on my grandparents' apartment on Greece when I was a kid. To be fair, I did grow up with a lot of Burbank cartoons. I could actually tell they were made by the same studio because of the intro. I watched their adaptations of King Arthur's legend and Goldilocks and the Three Bears on my birthplace of Greece first before they aired on my home country of Albania. The latter is where I watched watched most of the Burbank cartoons.
@brandonlyon730
@brandonlyon730 4 ай бұрын
There is also the “Hercules and Xena Battle for mount Olympus” animated movie.
@arilumani6194
@arilumani6194 4 ай бұрын
@@brandonlyon730 I remember watching that movie when I was a kid in the 2000s. I didn't even know it was based on Hercules: Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess and now looking at the character designs it is blatantly obvious. My parents were into these shows and I did watch one episode of Hercules and one episode of Xena on my grandparents' apartment and by the time I turned 14 I watched a few episodes of the letter. Even as a kid I new the Kevin Sorbo show was based on Hercules as I was literally told to. However I didn't recognize him on Meet the Spartans, Never Cry Werewolf or God of War III. When I looked into Wikipedia I finally figured it out. I did learn Lucy Lawless' name in the opening credits of Xena: Warrior Princess. I also remember seeing her name in an episode of TMNT 2012 where she voiced Queen Hiidrala of the Daagon.
@SolInvictusLeatherWorks
@SolInvictusLeatherWorks 4 ай бұрын
Fun and ironic fact: the medical term “priapism” is referring to a neurological condition that causes an uncontrollable erection as a result of nerve damage. The term comes from the god Priapus. The irony stems from the fact that he was cursed to be flaccid when trying to make love and the condition causes an uncontrollable erection. 😄
@s.nifrum4580
@s.nifrum4580 4 ай бұрын
To be fair priapus was cursed to have an erection at all times that would immediately die down whenever he tried to use it.
@suicune690
@suicune690 3 ай бұрын
There's also an entire phylum of animals named after him, the priapulids, due to their phallic shape.
@SolInvictusLeatherWorks
@SolInvictusLeatherWorks 3 ай бұрын
@@suicune690 nice! I didn’t know that! 👍🏼
@Sarahonwheels
@Sarahonwheels 4 ай бұрын
I’m imagining bad laugh track in all the pauses.
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 4 ай бұрын
What is this, the Big Bang Theory?
@TheKpa11
@TheKpa11 4 ай бұрын
@@crimsondynamo615 *LOL laugh track*
@jemofthe80s18
@jemofthe80s18 4 ай бұрын
Man, Iolaus is pretty cute when the animation is just right;) As for Hercules, now I know what happens when Disney's Hercules and Tarzan are combined but NOT by Disney...
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 4 ай бұрын
Maybe they gave him the woman voice to make him a femboy. lol
@PlanetZoidstar
@PlanetZoidstar 4 ай бұрын
*Phelous checks out the Best Hercules movie.* "That. Was. A. Mistake."
@vgtrp
@vgtrp 4 ай бұрын
Still better than Dingo.
@jesuscobra3636
@jesuscobra3636 4 ай бұрын
😂
@Loungesugar
@Loungesugar 4 ай бұрын
THAT wuzamistake
@cameronstone4495
@cameronstone4495 4 ай бұрын
"I saved you from the He-dra! I WON!!!"
@TheSomewareMan
@TheSomewareMan 4 ай бұрын
"You did not."
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 4 ай бұрын
"NO!"
@koichidignitythief7429
@koichidignitythief7429 4 ай бұрын
"You did not"
@annaolson4828
@annaolson4828 2 ай бұрын
Ares is like a Scooby Doo villain who has the slowed-down voice of Jimmy Stewart.
@eduardopena5893
@eduardopena5893 4 ай бұрын
"I think we should be friends." "No............................................."
@andreasnickmann370
@andreasnickmann370 4 ай бұрын
Robin: I don't know. I think we should be enemies.
@cheezemonkeyeater
@cheezemonkeyeater 4 ай бұрын
Honestly, if you've read up on Greek myths, especially the stuff as written by the Athenians, this might be the most accurate adaptation of Ares. Dude got no respect. Both his parents hated him, a fact Athena never stopped reminding him of. He once got his (old man's head) handed to him by a mortal (in the Iliad, not God of War). One time, some giants stuffed him in a jar and not a single other god even noticed that he was missing for seven months and even after that, they clearly weren't trying very hard to find him because they only did after the giants' neighbors filed a noise complaint. Yeah, that last one is real.
@Keznen
@Keznen 4 ай бұрын
But he wasn't a mute with a weird full-face helmet and glowing red eyes.
@cheezemonkeyeater
@cheezemonkeyeater 3 ай бұрын
@@Keznen Details, details!
@CalliopePony
@CalliopePony 4 ай бұрын
So Hera wanted the throne... the throne she already had... because she's the Queen of the Gods.
@eduardopena5893
@eduardopena5893 4 ай бұрын
A Hedra is the second most powerful version of a Hydra, second only to its cousin, the YEEEEEEEEdra!
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 4 ай бұрын
'That was a mistake' New meme discovered!
@QuinnthePrincess
@QuinnthePrincess 4 ай бұрын
I kept thinking the Ares voice was just Phelous doing a bit 😂
@michellecoleman5577
@michellecoleman5577 4 ай бұрын
"Nectar of the ... well, nectar of me." aaaaaaaaaaaaah, eeeeew! that line deserved way more of a response.
@TheKpa11
@TheKpa11 4 ай бұрын
@@michellecoleman5577 I must consult with the elder gods
@TankHardcheese
@TankHardcheese 4 ай бұрын
My god, this bootleg Playstation animated movie rabbit hole never ends, does it?
@Maswartz226
@Maswartz226 4 ай бұрын
There are so many times I can't tell if you're just repeating the scenes for comedic effect or if they actually go on that long.
@SmeddyTooBestChannel
@SmeddyTooBestChannel 4 ай бұрын
I was pretty mixed on my opinions of this movie until I saw it was 100% Vore Certified! Thank you, Phelan!
@diegobareno5820
@diegobareno5820 2 ай бұрын
21:37 A certain line from one of Phelous’s reviews comes to mind. “Nailed my line for sure Yesssssssss……..”
@CarozQH
@CarozQH 4 ай бұрын
If you think the awkward pauses and wonky animation seem familiar... this shares staff with Bevanfield Films, including director Timothy Forder (imdb making him into 2 different people and listing this movie's release date as 1988(!) isn't helping in this case)
@brianhebert6152
@brianhebert6152 4 ай бұрын
So it's basically a Bevanfield/Golden Films crossover
@SongbirdAlom
@SongbirdAlom 2 ай бұрын
I got a genuine chuckle out of Hera's "yeah, yeah, war is hell, take a seat."
@Account_Not_Applicable
@Account_Not_Applicable 4 ай бұрын
If you go by Homer, then Aphrodite is Zeus's daughter. But according to Hesiod, which is the version of her story I've seen referenced the most, Aphrodite is the one God that isn't directly related to any of them. Aphrodite was born from seafoam and the severed testes of Ouranos, who is the father of Cronus, the father of Zeus. So she's more like Ouranos's homumculus child than a legit relative to Zeus and the other Gods Edit: spelling
@AnnoyingSquib
@AnnoyingSquib 4 ай бұрын
Wouldn't that make her a cousin or half first cousin, since she was conceived out of the baby batter of Zeus's grandpa?
@Account_Not_Applicable
@Account_Not_Applicable 4 ай бұрын
​@@AnnoyingSquib technically, but I don't think it's that significant of a relation to be as questionable as Zeus banging his sisters
@Nionivek
@Nionivek 4 ай бұрын
Honestly just ONCE I'd like to see a piece of media take Hera's side a LITTLE... Not so far as to justify her revenge schemes (I get it... she cannot touch Zeus so she punishes others. Except the one time she really did manage a revenge plot on Zeus) but in so far that Zeus' adultery should be questioned. . The CLOSEST has been Blood of Zeus. She is still the villain but it does a much better job of making you understand her feelings and at LEAST acknowledges that Zeus kind of did her dirty.
@1Thunderfire
@1Thunderfire 4 ай бұрын
I would love to see this because the concept is even more rare than making Hades a decent chap who's simply doing his job.
@ToHoldNothing
@ToHoldNothing 4 ай бұрын
And season 2 barely seems to give her much progress, but we have 1 more season left, she might develop more than what we got from season 1 and that unexpected conclusion
@MegaAnimazing
@MegaAnimazing 4 ай бұрын
Finally, we've discover the origin of Best Hercules.
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 4 ай бұрын
There's no way he's better than the one from the Fate series.
@smashboybrawl
@smashboybrawl 4 ай бұрын
This Hercules actually became a character in the Frollo's show, so by that reason this Hercules is indeed the actually "Best Hercules"!
@benjaminfischer3229
@benjaminfischer3229 2 ай бұрын
You mean chincherrinas’ YT series?
@BioGoji-zm5ph
@BioGoji-zm5ph 4 ай бұрын
I can only imagine how much of Phelan's life has been nothing but having the ability to feel joy sucked out of him by these mockbusters.
@avalontheeldritchwhorror8212
@avalontheeldritchwhorror8212 4 ай бұрын
The animation reminds me of that "movie" (If we have to call it that) you reviewed years ago called "Aladdin and the Adventure of all Time". Also, your reviews brings a smile to my face every time. Keep it up!
@cameronstone4495
@cameronstone4495 4 ай бұрын
Don't worry Phelan, I remember Pulse and I got my red tape out just for the occasion! Hope you don't get your face downloaded by internet ghost again!
@scottylewis8124
@scottylewis8124 4 ай бұрын
For the Grudge ghosts, Newspapers were there weakness.
@Amitlu
@Amitlu 4 ай бұрын
@@scottylewis8124 Between this, the Jekyll/Hydecallback and the RAMPAGE CROC clip, I feel like a teenager again.
@CthulhuianBunny
@CthulhuianBunny 4 ай бұрын
At least Hera is an antagonist in this. Most other adaptations she's either set dressing on Olympus, or plays the doting mother to Heracles/Hercules because they omit Zeus's adultery.
@ToHoldNothing
@ToHoldNothing 4 ай бұрын
Blood of Zeus is a solid one in that regard, though sadly, we're only getting one more season and then it's done. Damn Netflix!
@easolinas1233
@easolinas1233 4 ай бұрын
Of course, she's only seen as an antagonist in the original stories because HOW DARE the goddess of marriage have a problem with her husband boinking everything that holds still. The "doting mother" thing amuses me, because it means that they are unwilling to depict infidelity... but are okay with incest.
@ToHoldNothing
@ToHoldNothing 4 ай бұрын
@@easolinas1233 I mean, she's not a villain exactly, especially when you bring up that point, but she skirts the boundary at times in trying to kill a baby in the original myth There's so many levels of incest depending on which source you use for the Greek pantheon
@Maswartz226
@Maswartz226 4 ай бұрын
I do kind of like the take of him not just slaughtering everything for once. Wish it was done in a better movie though.
@_hello_yellow9825
@_hello_yellow9825 4 ай бұрын
I am so glad you are still on KZbin.
@SabreMau
@SabreMau 4 ай бұрын
The jazzy battle music is rather reminiscent of the catfight scene from Manos the Hands of Fate, actually.
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 4 ай бұрын
I thought Phelan slipped that track in there at first.
@O5-XIV
@O5-XIV 4 ай бұрын
Man... i would pay good Money for a full dub of this, Re-written and Voiced by Phelous and his friends
@jankarieben1071
@jankarieben1071 4 ай бұрын
Best Phelan. ❤
@DeathofInk
@DeathofInk 4 ай бұрын
Pushy guys who don't take no for an answer the first time are SUCH good catches....why are we supposed to like Hercules again?
@ShayLaLaLooHoo
@ShayLaLaLooHoo 4 ай бұрын
"Wow, your madness-induced destruction of an entire city and penchant for violence really won me over! And you saved me!...from the coma you put me in. So of _course_ I'll marry you. I'm so well-written!"
@lunettasuziejewel2080
@lunettasuziejewel2080 3 ай бұрын
There's something oddly charming about the "I do read" / "It shows" exchange
@kitestar
@kitestar 4 ай бұрын
It always comes back to goodtimes… you ever hear that goodtimes once published video games? The “current” iteration of Atari bought out infogrames who bought out the goodtimes game division (insert old man here, probably wearing a gamer headset)
@ExtremeWreck
@ExtremeWreck 4 ай бұрын
That video game division also meant that Duke Nukem & Beavis And Butthead would end up in GoodTimes' hands once.
@SolInvictusLeatherWorks
@SolInvictusLeatherWorks 4 ай бұрын
Man Phelous is back in true form! Had me laughing out loud the whole video! 😄
@garrettcarter5622
@garrettcarter5622 4 ай бұрын
The thing is, I DO remember the Jekyll and Hyde review with it's Henrys and it's OH MY GODs. So, I guess we've both been here for a while.
@ShadeMeadows
@ShadeMeadows 4 ай бұрын
Phelan's reviews always make my day!
@inconemay1441
@inconemay1441 4 ай бұрын
Perfect timing for Age of Mythology Retold's release Also this was the glitched CD Vinesauce Joel watched "duwangduwangduwangduwang"
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 4 ай бұрын
Link?
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 4 ай бұрын
by Jove!
@grishagornow6675
@grishagornow6675 4 ай бұрын
Finally you got to this cartoon! ) And by the way, happy belated birthday! )
@phelous
@phelous 4 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@AlbertHamik1
@AlbertHamik1 4 ай бұрын
The "EPIC BATTLE MUSIC" is giving off major Manos: The Hands of Fate vibes.
@shwahgamer
@shwahgamer 19 күн бұрын
The Master would approve!
@aumazing
@aumazing 4 ай бұрын
If this company made “The Odyssey”, they’d call him by his Roman name, Useles.
@matthewmccoyd2578
@matthewmccoyd2578 2 ай бұрын
Ares: I was trying to make you a great warrior... Kratos: You succeeded. *stabs him* Hercules: No. *wind blows*
@gracekim1998
@gracekim1998 4 ай бұрын
This was a fun one :D the Jekyll and Hyde video is one of my many faves 😎 only saw that 8 years ago XD
@peterang78
@peterang78 4 ай бұрын
"Why must I be stuck with you losers for all eternity". I'm sure this is everyone thought process of having to exist in this quality of animation.
@sboinkthelegday3892
@sboinkthelegday3892 4 ай бұрын
No, it's just the skibidi hydras.
@arilumani6194
@arilumani6194 4 ай бұрын
Fun fact: I actually own a Stardust VHS tape which contains an episode of the RoboCop cartoon titled A Robot's Revenge. It included promos for Leo the Lion: King of the Jungle and Goodtimes' Alice in Wonderland. Much like every other italian dub it had an italian intro which as far as I remember it's catchy as hell. I think I find it better than the original intro which all it does is just narrate Alex Murphy's origin story. My parents bought this VHS tape along with Peter Pan 2003 which unlike the RoboCop episode which was dubbed in italian that movie was dubbed in albanian. It would later air on TV this time with a new and improved dub. I was a kid back then and my family owned VHS tapes before I was even born. My older brother being a 90s kid did grow up with those tapes as well. I did watch RoboCop growing up along with every Disney movie during the 2000s, so, I knew exactly what Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland were. I also own Leo the Lion on VHS dubbed in greek along with the 3 Star Video VHS tapes which I mentioned in a reply on Phelous' review of Manga Sekai Mukashi Banashi's Beauty and the Beast episode. Much like every Disney movie released on greek VHS tapes Leo the Lion aired on TV dubbed in albanian.
@kdgmr97
@kdgmr97 4 ай бұрын
You are absolutely my favorite youtuber. It's kind of a shock that the Dr. jekyll video was 11 years ago. Almost as shocked as when Dr. Haste found HENREH!
@nekophilia9400
@nekophilia9400 3 ай бұрын
I don't know why I find the cyclops saying, "I do read!" In response to Hercules calling him intelligent so endearing.
@flufflewarrior
@flufflewarrior 4 ай бұрын
Can't wait to watch this one! 😍 Thanks for brighten our days Phelous! 💜
@JThom529
@JThom529 4 ай бұрын
False Pinhead vs Hercules in a “No” Off.
@KaiatoMoon
@KaiatoMoon 4 ай бұрын
The mention of the pulse movies made me giggle! Those were the first ever reviews I saw of Phelan ever and I haven’t gone back since!
@ToHoldNothing
@ToHoldNothing 4 ай бұрын
I think it was the Aladdin and his Magic Lamp one with the weird animated genie and a Masters of the Universe joke. Actually found the DVD for it this year, though I think I also have it on a compilation of other Goodtimes films, the Princess Collection (odd choice of name)
@Earthdemon1
@Earthdemon1 4 ай бұрын
Wow, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Between the shoddy animation, the missing sound effects, and scenes like the Hydra and Ares, this really IS the best Hercules movie ever!
@erinbaldwin7071
@erinbaldwin7071 4 ай бұрын
That pronunciation of "hydra" makes me want a Phelous universe version of Hercules with an Old Man "Hyeeee-drah"
@grantcole1898
@grantcole1898 4 ай бұрын
Do you think Phelous will ever do Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys?
@ZC-Infinity
@ZC-Infinity 4 ай бұрын
It's a seven minute cartoon, so if he does, it would have to be a compilation with other Phoenix Games non-Dingo movies, like Cinderella and Peter Pan.
@homecruz7743
@homecruz7743 4 ай бұрын
Zero to Hero in no time flat! Zero to Hero just like that!
@TheSomewareMan
@TheSomewareMan 4 ай бұрын
Wait, strike that. Reverse it.
@andreasnickmann370
@andreasnickmann370 4 ай бұрын
This movie is great when they know how to do animation and voice acting. You mean IF they know how to do animation and voice acting. If. If is good.
@collaterale1
@collaterale1 4 ай бұрын
More like Hero to Zero, am I right folks!?
@gracekim1998
@gracekim1998 4 ай бұрын
This week just became more EPIC :D
@andrewollmann304
@andrewollmann304 4 ай бұрын
9:20 As you said, Phelan, the Greek mythos is…complicated. A lot of it comes from lines of various oral traditions. For example, in one story, Aphrodite is not the daughter of Zeus, but was born when the blood of Ouranos’ castrated penis hit the ocean and the water started frothing and forming into Aphrodite. Another tradition states that she is the daughter of Zeus and the titaness Dione. Also, Priapus’ father is Zeus in one mythological strain, but Dionysus or Hermes in another.
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 4 ай бұрын
Athena, and Pegasus have wacky origin stories as well.
@andrewollmann304
@andrewollmann304 4 ай бұрын
@@caucasoidape8838 Well, Athena did technically have both a dad and a mom-Zeus and the titaness, Metis. Zeus jusr swallowed her, and Athena was born when Hephaestus split his head open. Come to think of it, Hephaestus has a unique birth as well. Some myths say that Hephaestus was born when Hera became pregnant through sheer force of will (to spite Zeus, of course).
@1Thunderfire
@1Thunderfire 4 ай бұрын
It makes one wonder why incest is so common in mythology to be honest.
@andrewollmann304
@andrewollmann304 4 ай бұрын
@@1Thunderfire Probably because people knew gods could get away with it
@blackkitty369
@blackkitty369 4 ай бұрын
I loved how she called out Hercules! That alone made this the Best Hercules movie EVER! 😂
@TheKpa11
@TheKpa11 4 ай бұрын
PURE MAGIC HERKULES!!!! THE GREATEST BEST HERCULES CHARACTERRRRRRR!!!!!! *Siro crumples the script* THAT’S IT!
@TangentX703
@TangentX703 4 ай бұрын
I love that you're still here doing this. Been watching on and off since TGWTG. Keep it up.
@windowcreeperbird9669
@windowcreeperbird9669 4 ай бұрын
I've been waiting for you to cover this.
@rvmaika5815
@rvmaika5815 4 ай бұрын
I gasped out loud when I saw this
@1Thunderfire
@1Thunderfire 4 ай бұрын
*Beauty gasp*
@blackgetter95
@blackgetter95 4 ай бұрын
Oh i had a lot of Stardust VHS as a kid, and yeah they used to make these bundles with crappy toys, but with The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Jetlag they tried REALLY HARD with the merchandise: not only they did a figure of Quasimodo and Esmeralda, but they also released a music tape with the song from the movie, a sticker album and POGS! The ads for all that stuff was insane as well, it was on A LOT of their VHS.
@arilumani6194
@arilumani6194 4 ай бұрын
I too own a Stardust VHS tape and it contains an episode of the RoboCop cartoon titled A Robot's Revenge. Not only that but own tons of VHS tapes of movies either live-action and Disney movies. the Disney movies are dubbed in greek while live-action movies are subbed. Except for the 101 Dalmatians movies starring Glenn Close which was dubbed in greek. I also own a VHS tape containing 3 episodes of the 80s TMNT.
@EpicJasonX9000
@EpicJasonX9000 4 ай бұрын
21:03 “Thank you for that!” 😆
@mr.mesogog3803
@mr.mesogog3803 4 ай бұрын
Phelous out here casually causing terrible flashbacks for all the Kingdom Hearts 2 players. XD Great video! I think this one of yours is going to be an instant classic for me!
@DarkfireTaimatsu
@DarkfireTaimatsu 4 ай бұрын
Honestly, a Greek mythology adaptation for kids that doesn't make Hades the villain? Maybe this *is* the best Hercules~
@ladydeath4437
@ladydeath4437 4 ай бұрын
Nice birthday present for my birthday Phelous😊🎉 Oh and Happy birthday to you too!😃🎉
@phelous
@phelous 4 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@ladydeath4437
@ladydeath4437 4 ай бұрын
@@phelous You're welcome!😊
@MrAlman8
@MrAlman8 4 ай бұрын
Now that's an interesting idea, Hercules befriending [some of] the monsters on his journeys & even helping him on later tasks, kind of like Pokemon. He dra I choose you! Use poison! Its super effective!
@shanavalkyria3438
@shanavalkyria3438 4 ай бұрын
how do these VAs find these jobs? i can totally nail this quality range
@thegreatveedramax4327
@thegreatveedramax4327 4 ай бұрын
Yet another absolute banger from phoenix game.
@LordQuadros
@LordQuadros 4 ай бұрын
This feels like somehow the exact quality midpoint between Goodtimes and Dingo.
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