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Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Phantom Blood
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond Is Unbreakable

[@kison7715]

u can even make the whole new storyscript according to the way Sato's rearrange those engrish *the story started with morning greetings from Morioh Cho Radio and they want to play a music (show) to start the day "Hey, baby!" "Naizu naizu berri naizu..." "Ohh berri, berri puretti!" "NAAAIZU" "Ok mastah, retsu kiru da hoe! *_BEEEEETCHE_* !" "Go hed, mister jostur." "DO YUU, *_ANDASTANNNND_* ???" "serect ur curr!" " _guddo_ " " _HAAIRR TUU YUUO!_ " *Cameo Stand disappears "OHH MAI GAAD!!!" "Mohamed ABUDURU!" "YES! I AM!" "Yes, yes yes. _Oh my god..._ " " _do yu andastand?_ " " *HErLL, TU YU* " "Oh! jhatta basebowll!" *OHH MY GOD!!!!* "Jagers!" *OO SHIIID!!* "Red dragen!" _oh my god..._ *Dio suddenly appears "ZA WAARUDO!!" *SANADABEECH!!!* the show is abt to end "Gudbai, jojo!"

[@hutchsgun]

*S A N A D A B E E C H*

[@granturismomarko2281]

The Thats a Baseball ones with Joseph. They fit

[@GeeztJeez]

gudbai jojoke, oof

[@navivan768]

When I’m about to die my last words are going to be “sunofabeetch

[@dameer___]

You forgot F-Mega

[@AnnaBattistella-c3o]

20% random villain phrases 80% Joseph's _oh my god_

[@bubuaction5837]

"villain phrases" Kono koichi da

[@joaopedrog.1465]

1% *D U W A N G*

[@unsubme2157]

Its 9% joseph's oh my god

[@jevilright4630]

GoOdByE jOjO

[@ul8532]

And no one mentions act 3 xD

[@Jaded_Jinx]

everyone else in the cast: pronounces Joestar properly despite the Engrish D'arby: *Mister JoEStUuR*

[@nichamyy2011]

Idk I think he did it pretty good

[@mattdunn4785]

It was on purpose to annoy joeseph

[@JoeOG]

@@mattdunn4785 You spelled Joseph wrong on purpose to annoy me.

[@326inminecraft]

Joseph Grant Jospet i think Ingot it

[@CashMonkeynaz]

It sounds like he's having a stroke

[@possiblyend5537]

Dio: “Goodbye JoJo” JoJo: *lego yoda death sounds*

[@Nibby5677]

DekuTheGamer whEeze

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

2:10

[@mommys4815]

Hi Deku

[@mommys4815]

@Kian Brent Palapus 886 hi little Izuku

[@onlyian]

My reaction in anime: 1:43

[@metalurgent]

"Let's kill da ho" "BEEETCH" My favorite line from the whole show

[@ICantWoofWoof]

less kill da ho, *_B E E T C H!_*

[@demonking3673]

0:37-0:42

[@jaxwarp8373]

Act 3 is the best character in the show S-H-I-T

[@summerjoy8223]

​@@jaxwarp8373hell yeah 🔥

[@zozonihon5683]

stan!

[@orphiuscarves4756]

*"go ahead, mister Jostëæør"*

[@falcon5178]

basically

[@Dracopyreofchaos]

Ministroke

[@joonaspenttila201]

I admit this made me laught

[@presentmic5233]

It's mister joestar, do you undastann?

[@justagny]

why does everyone want me to go ahead?

[@YaBoyJa0234]

I got the moves like *J A G A R S*

[@kentbautista6455]

XD

[@criticalmilk4877]

That is a very normal pfp my boy

[@tasertag7513]

Pfft, I go as fast as a *_R A D D R E G U R N_*

[@kirbking8074]

Jagwars

[@isis5169]

*jegers*

[@TheRevanchist9000]

"Oh, that's a baseball" is the greatest title for a sports game literally ever. Eat your heart out MLB The Show.

[@TheBrutalSax]

We all need that game. Especially for that announcer

[@SlabMangrave]

it's like the title itself is pleasantly surprised by the game's existence

[@jaxx_vibaya6670]

@@SlabMangrave underrated comment

[@destionancy_9258]

*oH, thATs a bASEbALl*

[@KOCChristian]

As baseball fan I agree we need that announcement in every time a game start

[@apertureemployee215]

“OH! THATS A BASEBALL!” Will forever be a classic

[@dragulia_venaro]

Lmao. I remember when I first time hearing that line, I was like "who the hell think it's a football!?"

[@jin_cotl]

Completely agree. It lives rent free in my head

[@cameron2900x]

Oh zats a baezburr

[@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon]

Why everyone is talking about "Go ahead, Mr Joestar" but no one is talking about "Serect your cr"

[@onler1562]

*surrect ur kurr*

[@vanelly5652]

*”Erect your car”*

[@marleystrange7558]

*"SHERECT UR CER."*

[@nootsuspicious]

*JAGERS*

[@snurky3478]

SERCT UT CUR

[@crypticsenseii]

1:41 English: “oh that’s a baseball” Eñgrîśh: “owhh jhats uh bæsboww”!!

[@shinariXD]

bæßbøww*

[@edisonuhicantthinkofanythi4697]

Base bow lol

[@charIiee]

Bæßbow

[@floweryyyy]

I cant unhear that now.

[@SwampySanchez]

To me is sounds like a British person saying "you schtewpid ame''ans call it a baseball innit bruv"

[@4feezyy]

joseph's "oh my god" "oh no" "oh shit" "holy shit" "son of a bitch" will always make me laugh

[@blameize]

Sanadabitch

[@IvansBandagess]

Same 😭

[@toe_licker8934]

Ok master lets kill da ho

[@revolutionsquared1]

FR THEY ARE SO FUNNY

[@lornaseamans1903]

BRO FR 💀💀

[@bababoey-li6kl]

1:40 i understand why joseph is so shocked by the fact that thats a baseball,truly a plot twist like no other

[@OscarTeeVee]

and then the “jaggers” came up, which made him expel “oh shit!” from his lungs - a double twist

[@MisoSioup985]

Polnareff: Avdol! He's not dead! Avdol, after about 18 episodes: 1:21

[@Scazoid]

YES IAM!

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

Crys in french

[@brittney6535]

“Surect yer cur” actually had me in tears for much longer than it should have when I first saw it.

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

Same. Mister Joesturr is also pretty good tho

[@zjoshuac4373]

I’m not liking this comment cause you know why

[@Az-pool]

Joseph is literally the only guy who knows how to pronounce English properly.

[@myasnotonfire]

it might be a va thing but maybe it's bc his character is a native English speaker 👀

[@teddytodd5403]

Jonathan and Dio reading this: Am I Joke to you?

[@Az-pool]

@@teddytodd5403 I forgot about them. So sorry.

[@LordSmallest]

"Sana da bitch"

[@hajimehinata5854]

Avdol said it correctly as well, and William's Hey Baby was also smooth af

[@ivorymagnus7347]

I actually interpreted Darby's mispronounciation as intentional, as a way to disrespect the Joestar name and also taunt Joseph because of how they tried mispronouncing Darby's name to distract him

[@romola7]

Saying someone's name wrong in public it's a well known technique to low their confidence when they brag too much, professional casino players are very familiar with it. Joseph uses it as well, calling Darby as Barbie and other similar names.

[@misterl1668]

True but Joseph Joestar didn't sound like he was having a brain aneurism while mispronouncing D'arby's name on purpose 😂

[@voli293]

The way they say "The World" will always be badass

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

It's Dark ZA WARUDO!!

[@Simon-wu1pd]

ok I have to know is he actually trying to say "the world" because it sounds nothing like it

[@brendondzhugashvili8855]

Simon no, it's just the world in japanese i believe

[@FairlyOddGamer]

Brendon Stuff the world is actually sekai in Japanese

[@endme344]

@@brendondzhugashvili8855 it's in english, but pronounced within the limitations of japanese characters

[@hokuto_no_ken]

When Dio says "Goodbye JoJo!" He sounds like a game show host.

[@shahidreza9706]

Your pfp is fishy

[@itz_lunaria_gachad6834]

bruh i thought the same 😭

[@olduhh]

Japanese speakers say that anime voices sound like they’re from a game show host

[@CobaltChono]

@aeon Well, Dio does put up a good show.

[@diobrando_and_giornogiovana]

Goodbye jojo!

[@catalinamontesss]

90% of the video: Joseph saying “OH MY GOD!”

[@rachelfarmer3722]

Cati yeah most of the engrish is Joseph yelling something

[@catalinamontesss]

Rachel Farmer haha yeah!😂

[@luki272]

@@rachelfarmer3722 really? "OH MY GOOOOD!"

[@belabordeaux1037]

Its all timed so well but I especially love the last bit "The World!" "Son of a bitch!" "Good bye JoJo!" Just so spot on

[@thatshogunyancat_6900]

legend has it D'arby is still waiting for mr joester to go ahead

[@justagny]

i can confirm that

[@StepokTimkrivonog]

my son, sono Giorno Govanna niwa yume g aru

[@bishdish2445]

Dude, I think the old Joseph voice actor speaking English actually just makes the character sound more realistic tbh.

[@yukikhan3367]

If you want to listen to that voice actor being on his craziest, to the level that even young Joseph seems like a little infant compared to that, watch Gintama. The voice actor is the same and I'm sure you'll love it

[@onixsage]

I was thinking the same lol

[@rottenborn2292]

@@yukikhan3367 Nooo what?!! No wonder it’s so funny. The guy is a legend.

[@notso_cody]

​@@yukikhan3367 which character

[@yukikhan3367]

@@notso_cody Gintoki

[@kosakukawajiri6752]

Cesarino was definitely the best way to translate cesar-chan

[@ChobinoftheFunk]

I'd have preferred a more literal "Little Cesar".

[@cristianandressanchezureta2666]

Chiiiiiiiza

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

@@ChobinoftheFunk They didn't wanna localize another name

[@ChobinoftheFunk]

@@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 Implying "Cesarino" isn't *already* a localisation? Cesar-chan literally means "Little Cesar" ("-chan" is an honorific in the same vein as the Little in "Little Johnny" or "Little Susie".). The joke would have required *less* localisation than what they went with.

[@DeeDolp]

Little Caesar would get them in trouble probably

[@XtraBlueBoy]

Are we not gonna talk about how 2:04 - 2:14 is well put together?? :0

[@RayTheCat-w2k]

What

[@ZaWarudo_TokiWoTomare]

​@@RayTheCat-w2k like how it went from Joseph warning Jotaro (JoJo) and then to Joseph mad because he stopped time. Then to Dio saying goodbye to JoJo could be seen as him saying it to Jotaro as well because he is also JoJo

[@harubutjojo]

"F-MEGA!" Ok that wasn't so bad "Serlct yur curr" Oh...

[@Otamatone69]

0:50 F - MEGA *SEREC YUR CUR* Lol

[@00wick2d]

*MEGA F-WORD!*

[@cyberextras8883]

Do you mean my kars?

[@GiornoGiovanna-ix3ij]

Stolen comment.

[@cyberextras8883]

@@GiornoGiovanna-ix3ij ikr

[@fangsabre]

"Goodbyyyye Jojooo" will always make me laugh

[@greenpeas57]

same here

[@elichu2237]

I don't find it funny Why it's funny like there's nothing wrong

[@fangsabre]

@@elichu2237 Its just extremely odd tone of voice for the delivery. Like it sounds like hes saying bye to a friend at a park or something

[@thebarbiter4644]

Where did you get thaf pfp?

[@fangsabre]

@@thebarbiter4644 idk, internet? I've had this Pfp since I was 15, that was 9 years ago so I forgot lol. All I know is that it's quite *SMASHING*

[@TheMan-oj6pl]

When you open the door for mister Joestur 0:42

[@okaytherebuddy6804]

Lol

[@bumblejuice1863]

I CANT BREATHE

[@thefakeandrealboblmaoaoao5132]

Bumble Juice O no

[@TheCrimsonCake]

Alabama accent

[@Final_unicorn]

Joeturd

[@jodyhogan5000]

0:25 "HEeY BaBYy" LMFAOO 0:43 "Go Ahead Mr JoeSTer"

[@RobsGaminworld1]

0:46 me, speaking English in a country that doesn't speak English.

[@soulsenthusiasts1015]

RobsGamingWorld so underrated lmao

[@lemex27gamesnshit]

Bruh same i went to a restaurant in france with my dad and the waitress said something to me and i was like.. OOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD

[@onlyian]

Do You UNDERSTAMMMMMMMMDUU?

[@toads8748]

@@soulsenthusiasts1015 yeahhaahahah

[@femto8578]

i once met american tourist at the pyramids he was asking for directions in broken arabic then finished his sentence speaking english slowly "Do you understand"

[@annoyedspy2173]

0:37 i laugh literally every time i hear this

[@annoyedspy2173]

A Pair of Wings do you mean... the S-H-I-T?

[@emimi1]

same i SCREAM

[@emdzhere]

Teacher: what are you laughing about? Me: nothing My brain:

[@fergy1835]

0:42

[@themichaels6862]

Im your 100th like

[@emdzhere]

Michael Sunartio thx

[@meoowowwmeoeomowmow]

0:51 me when I stub my toe

[@jpavano4484]

0:38

[@austinslicton6974]

1:09 This will always give me goosebumps

[@idosarts_and_krafts]

Joseph saw judgement spawn avdol from polnareff's wish and reacted appropriately

[@exzyyd392]

They really did an amazing job of capturing all of the emotions he must have been feeling in that face. Like "I'm gonna see my sister again... OH FUCK I'M GONNA SEE MY SISTER?"

[@Bellaccm]

@@exzyyd392 if he knew what was about to happen after lmao

[@Wooze100]

OH THATS A BASEBALL! J A G U R S R E D D R A G U N Z

[@1337rooster]

Definitely the best one

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

I believe it's pronounced "baseboe

[@NilsinhoMatheus]

Jagars X Redo duragons

[@zot93X]

Jaggers

[@VioletVaniaComposer]

I just die every time I hear “Go ahead, Mr Joster.”

[@swaps2655]

I Giorno Giovanna have a dream.

[@AcidicTaco]

Bamboozle Studios no

[@AcidicTaco]

No

[@kanakiakabane34]

Why

[@cranburrey]

@@AcidicTaco Hey, baby!

[@Pr0xy-Xiii]

"Okay Masta, Let's kill da ho, Beeetch!" - Reverb Act 3 has the best line, hands down

[@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088]

Echoes* not Reverb

[@matijakalezic1153]

@@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 well actually reverb is a musical effect which adds echo to the sound.

[@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088]

@@matijakalezic1153 he calls him Echoes Act 3, not Reverb.

[@Ilikecustardtarts-xl2oo]

Best scene lmao

[@mrisyy6796]

@@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 yeah but in the translation it's reverb. He might call It like that so dont be such a God among humans

[@ShinxBOOM247]

Gotta love how half of this video is just Joseph being Joseph. I wouldn't have it any other way

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

I can’t get over 0:24 I just can’t take Zeppeli saying to Dio “Hey Baieby”

[@flammebleue7658]

Oi Kakyoin

[@rokka6168]

IM SORRY BUT IM LAUGHING SM😭🤚

[@dontforget757]

Donut

[@deadbodydisco]

that's how I greet my bearded dragon in the morning, weird stance/gesture and all

[@medicgaming6317]

Lmao same

[@TheAlmightyGream]

*_S U R R E C T Y O R K U R R_*

[@Cirnein]

surrect yer Kars

[@luv.jylnhb]

This comment made me laugh more than I should have

[@skullkid1028]

Gooo-duh

[@cesarluisfallasgutierrez5384]

Ef mega serecyerker

[@turbo_killer347]

Erect yor cur

[@BeanieGoth]

dio: **is literally an immortal vampire with nothing to fear besides the sun** also dio: göõdbÿę jœjø

[@luongphamvan1411]

Hi abbachio

[@MichaelMcNay]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

[@natrazan]

444 likes

[@0f44]

Guido Mista 4

[@Shatterboxofficial]

“Goodbye JoJo” and “Hey Baby” are moments from pt 1 that no matter how hard I try I can’t it’s just too funny

[@animeator5580]

Polnareff after Vanilla Ice appears: Avdol!, Avdol isn't dead!! Avdol: YES, I AM!

[@karl139]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cries*

[@ResistancePasta]

1:46 What makes this all the better is that Jotaro, the Japanese kid, pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly, but the game that we can assume was made in an English-speaking country gives us "Jaggers."

[@caramelldansen2204]

pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly... assuming you're a yank

[@demdude3708]

Eren Jagger

[@ChadBenjamin]

Jotaro speaks fluent English. His mother, grandparents, wife and daughter are all American. And the other Crusaders like Polnareff would probably not understand Japanese, so they must have been communicating in English. Not to mention that he and Dio were able to understand each other, and Dio is British.

[@ResistancePasta]

@@ChadBenjamin Yeah, true, but the irony's still there

[@ps2bndled]

@@caramelldansen2204 Yeah...here in the UK we pronounce it "Jagyooer".

[@pyrolyte7690]

1:46 "Jaggers!" joseph: AUUUUGH SHEEIT!! "Red Dragurn!" joseph: ohh mai gaahd...

[@darxsaberzz]

Haha lol

[@pepsipurgatory5158]

Joseph is utterly dissapointed in that announcer's english

[@victoria.i.]

I will never stop laughing at “go ahead, mr josterrr”

[@mayka9845]

Joseph : It's a Stand that stops ti- DIO : *ZA WARUUDOO!* Joseph : *SANADABEECH*

[@SonNaruto5]

I was just thinking how that plays in tandem with each other, like DIO stopped Joseph before he could speak

[@macwill6645]

*GOODBYE JOJO*

[@itzsk8911]

• MAYKA • GUDBAI JOUJOU

[@BOTAllen]

• MAYKA • saterday beeech

[@opiniongiveth4839]

0:42 this is literally the best line ive heard in japanese

[@xykrondevil927]

mihstur jostuhr

[@fr22d]

Anderson Huber NANI

[@ryle5410]

Go ahead, Mr Joaster

[@joestone5167]

Go ahed, Mr. Jostur

[@exnyy9448]

Anderson Huber N-NAANNIII?!?

[@joblumi4507]

He attacc He protecc But most importantly: *H E Y B A B Y*

[@chai4412]

jotaro what happened to you

[@funko8543]

He protecc He atacc But most importantly he: let mista jostur go bacc

[@youtubecommenter4647]

*wheeze*

[@lintangadiwildanwirayudha]

0:24

[@random_biscuit3651]

he protecc first then he attacc

[@youraveragejoe3349]

The "Oh, that's a baseball!" Followed by the "OH MY GOOOD" got me

[@noshame5330]

The 1:40 transitions are fantastic *"Oh, thats a baseball!"* *"OHHH MHYYY GAAHHD!"*

[@probably_moonlight.]

IM GOING TO GET HIT

[@lysoness]

Jotaro: pick jaguars Game: *jagurs* Joseph: OH SHEEEET D'arby: pick red dragons Game: *red rdagurs* Joseph: oh my gooooud

[@nrggvrn5576]

When you're an old man and there's a baseball headed towards you but you need time to process that it could kill you

[@lpfan4491]

Dio:*stops time* Joseph:"son of a bitch!"

[@HoshikoBeat]

Dio: Goodbye, Jojo

[@Deadsphere]

2:10 When Joseph finds Dio a parking space in a crowded parking lot. "GOOD EYE, JOJO!"

[@Sonicfan640]

*Jonathan

[@paulmitchell8714]

Phenomenal

[@mech1x]

" *Oh, That's a B a s e b a l l* ".

[@pantsumarumie3561]

*"J A G U R Z"*

[@GMOPsyche]

@@pantsumarumie3561 *"OH S H I E E T"*

[@pantsumarumie3561]

@@GMOPsyche " *R E D D R A G O N S* "

[@felixargyle1285]

@@pantsumarumie3561 O H M Y G O D

[@kyubei9979]

JAGURS

[@mickeymute334]

Honestly, every time I watch that last few episodes of Stardust, I always change it to Japanese so I can hear that line delivery from Dio's VA. It's just too perfect.

[@diegoscoffeemug]

Literally same

[@Ronan.O]

4 versions of ceasar Ceasar Ceasar chan Ceasarino SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@rita-Shi-Mi]

SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(old Joseph version)

[@aggro_Fumo]

Same Profile pics

[@SporkyCraexy]

Salad

[@susand3430]

:( i miss him

[@arshgtm]

Seizure

[@bigblackcaulk69]

1:40 i love Joseph's reaction to "OH, ZATZ ZA BassBOLL", "JAGURS" and "RED DRAGUS"

[@epicminipekka251]

That fits perfectly

[@chandrashekaramenon9730]

It's like he's screaming at the way everyone says English (dios za warudo included)

[@Baised-_-Rin]

He was like. OMG it's in English

[@MatheusSantos-xp5lb]

*VeRy NiCeU,cEaSaR cHaN*

[@mr.paperbag771]

SHIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA

[@gyrozeppeli1211]

Ceasarino

[@cesar1667]

Thanks! ^_^

[@MojoTheCat12]

The “OH JZATS A BASEBOWLL” is making me laugh WAY too hard!

[@ravenfive3864]

*F - MEGA* me: "hey thats not too bad." *Surrect yurr curr* also me: "nvm"

[@aukun4992]

*BERRI PRIETTY*

[@catarathegato1240]

Mr.joestrer

[@pr1ckastley]

Copied

[@guhaniyer5601]

When a respected celebrity dies *F - MEGA*

[@neverhavingfun]

I literally cried

[@jazuii]

Jojo is the only anime that people who understand japanese need japanese subtitles to understand one of the main characters.

[@Shadow-lb4nj]

Why is there no reply?

[@rockhistoria2537]

@@Shadow-lb4nj hello there To memelord333: Cool! I am editing the comment so we don't ruin the number of comments

[@Memelord-kk9xh]

good question. Now there are 3

[@magnusprobus4777]

@@rockhistoria2537 general Kenobi

[@rockhistoria2537]

@@magnusprobus4777 reeeeeEEEE-

[@adankmeme651]

0:50 Damn this Guy's English actually sounds good, He must've been practicing hard. 0:55 Nevermind

[@gaxamillion_]

sErECt Ur kUrr

[@sweetdurt2143]

SeRekt yUR kuR

[@rrobin1111]

I drive a kur

[@TsukiNoMeBoy]

The thing about Japanese Engrish is that whenever they say anything that has an "L" in it, it sounds like an "R" cuz they don't really use their tongues to speak a lot

[@sweetdurt2143]

@@TsukiNoMeBoy SeRekt yUR kuR

[@ion_force]

HEY BABY will always be the goated engrish line. Followed closely by "OH THATS A BASEBALL"

[@brandonlon5378]

*OKAY MASTA, LET’S KIRU DA HO* *BEEEETCHE*

[@epowga1811]

BOOOOOOOOOY

[@virtualinsanity5623]

i lost it at that beeech

[@brandonlon5378]

Rainbow Gon DP(David Productions) did so much justice at that scene.

[@CharroArgentino]

Beechi*

[@VI-lo5zp]

Your next line is...”Omg thank you for all the likes I usually never get this many likes before!”

[@brasilball353]

Next up: Bezt Jojo Japawnese

[@crysisbai]

*puts* *up* *the* *whole* *jojo* *franchise*

[@aragon-sama7965]

Um br aki?OH MY GOD!!!!!!

[@PedroSantos-xp3lz]

It's brasileiro?

[@aragon-sama7965]

@@PedroSantos-xp3lz Ies,aki é brazilian

[@amapyr2021]

@@aragon-sama7965 sopa de macaco

[@leothehuman_9476]

0:33 I love that transition from "very pretty" to "nice", considering that joseph made josuke whit her

[@leothehuman_9476]

@Max Allcock aww I'm sorry bro, I really reccomend you to never watch jojo memes again until you watched to part 5. I spoiled myself (redacted), (redacted), and (redacted)'s death by memes!

[@K.Dayana]

@@leothehuman_9476 french fries are yellow

[@K.Dayana]

@@leothehuman_9476 donuts are not rectangular. They are circles

[@leothehuman_9476]

@@K.DayanaI Already know all of that. You're not funny, you aren't even an asshole. You're just a retarded 9 years old kid. What you earned? Ruined the whole series to someone? Will this give you anything useful? GTFO of youtube you autistic fuck

[@Sam-vz8pm]

@@K.Dayana I already knew that, but others didn't. You think you're funny but I actually feel bad for you, your parents never gave you attention so you're trying to get that attention by being a prick online. You're the human equivalent of a participation award.

[@emitoda]

i LOVE the "go ahead, mr joestr" always cracks me up

[@malevolenttyrantdongod]

“Go ahead, Mr. Joesturd, I have to stop by.” 0:42

[@Zexroz2]

joe turd LMAO

[@aoshi9254]

Nice kakyoin

[@alinaruby281]

I have to stub my toestur

[@daPvta]

"Joesturd", I'm dying

[@hippotripo6145]

When the Japanese part sounds more English than the English part

[@Ryanjakehenry]

Goodbye JoJo gets me every time, he’s somehow overacting and underacting.

[@altf1279]

Jaker The Snaker and then JoJo’s dramatic “AAAAAAAAAA” afterwords is just icing on the cake

[@sniclops15]

@@altf1279 It sounds like it should be in a perfectly cut screams compilation

[@wackwackwack]

gudbhaaa jio jio

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

Goodbye JOJO! *AAAAAAAHGGGGHHGHHH*

[@oof9285]

same

[@thatonemajin3578]

"Oh, That's a baseball!" Joseph: OOOOOOHH MAAAIIII GGGYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDDD

[@hutchsgun]

IM WHEEZING

[@kison7715]

"jaguasu" *Jagers!* OOH SHIIIEDD

[@mikehawkisb1g]

*JAGERRS*

[@justagny]

i was just so amazed

[@sitisarah826]

Teacher : why are you so smart in class?? Me : 1:21 yes i am

[@mlwarrior9112]

OH MY GOD and ZA WARUDO will always be the best examples of JoJo Engrish for me.

[@thejo-king972]

Yes, yes, yes, oh my god...

[@thecommunistloli1042]

Za warudo is romanji...

[@ahtung5795]

@@thecommunistloli1042 katakana*

[@virgil5813]

@@ahtung5795 za warudo is romanji, ザ・ワールド is katakana

[@GyroZeppel]

Goodbye JoJo!!

[@Dabuin]

The english in the video games here, always puts a smile on my face :D

[@sixteensixteen__]

omg

[@farai5539]

Open the game

[@kenzotenma1]

Jagers

[@lukeiseagar]

serect your curr

[@boldnbrash7028]

Dabu!!

[@destionancy_9258]

*spoilers* Stardust crusaders When everyone dies except Polnareff, Jotaro and Joseph 0:49

[@JJC314]

OH MY GOD!

[@justabiscuit1794]

Took me some time

[@nichamyy2011]

Thanks for the spoiler alert, you're a bit closer to heaven

[@Illusions_R6]

destionancy 2 sereckt ur crr

[@paulmitchell8714]

This is A1

[@cat_1810]

Nobody beats young Joseph's "oú, noù"

[@dirtdisrespector7077]

1:58 Basically that's what happens in order

[@Mo_Murda]

Lol if only he had said his stand stops time first

[@mooganify]

Sandabitch

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

Joseph saying "oh sh*t" gets me every time.

[@justagny]

OH SHIT

[@kunikuzushi693]

Mohammed Avdol has the coolest swag any JoJo side character has ever had.

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

1:22

[@appl_es9205]

1:22

[@azy02]

1:22

[@ginglee4199]

He is all might after all

[@nexusetmiaouss]

Polnareff: *sad french noises*

[@trafalgarlaura]

Serect your cr will never fail to make me die of laughter

[@ZenLxnn]

“Go ahed,mistur jostur” Best English in history

[@muhahac]

Ye

[@adolfsmith5191]

2:00 Joseph: jojo his stand is to stop time! Dio: *Za wardou!* Joseph: *dies* Joseph in heaven: *SON OF A BEETCH*

[@nona1748]

Lol

[@shalice7784]

We all know it’s sanadabich

[@unknownusername7313]

Don't you mean Sand on the beach?

[@PuteraNadim]

Excuse me. But it's ZA WARUDO!

[@kinnormax8759]

@@nona1748 dio: goodbye jojo

[@clasy5678]

00:37 Okey masta, les kill da ho BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCHI My absolute favorite line from literally anything

[@quitter7941]

Beach ❌ Bitch ❌ Beetch ✔️

[@dylanaguilar6099]

S-H-I-T

[@UKEDNHAT7]

Koichi has one of the most underrated stands

[@deseanpiercy1270]

IM CRYING LAGHING FROM THAT

[@imnumbnam]

And when you listen closely, he added a "chi" on the end because beeetch is only 1 syllable. So it was "Beeetchi!" Like the red dragon one which became "redo dragon". Hilarious

[@dekuisasimp]

“Oh that’s a baseball” Joseph: OHHH MY GYUADDD

[@masked9689]

I believe they learned all of this from *Mr. Johstur*

[@bonsai6792]

j o h s t u r

[@cantdeletemychannelonmobil4740]

holy fuckomoli 666 likes

[@chrishansenofficial5745]

When you want mistur jostur to go ahead 0:42

[@electric_creeper]

Anti meme

[@WUZ.r]

He said “mister” perfectly.

[@electric_creeper]

@monalisa shams No, this is literally called an anti meme.

[@MintMart]

@@WUZ.r It was more like "mistah" but whatever floats ya boat

[@SouMAxRIA]

Overused comment

[@k1ara632]

"Mr.Joestrer" The way Darby pronounced it has me crying😭 😂 Mr. Joester

[@hayacopter9309]

Mista Johstur best Engrish

[@tadakatsu14]

Besides Joseph’s son of a bitch I fucking love how Darby says that & that made me love him more

[@pink5296]

using "goodbye jojo" to end the video is simply perfect

[@artemis5071]

1:56 Kakyoin in the background like 🧍‍♂️ has me dead

[@ps2bndled]

B |

[@kaknorii9213]

Mans just vibin

[@migoolcool860]

Are you okay? Do you need an ambulance?

[@pughshipp]

😂😂😂

[@razu0034]

@@migoolcool860 *kira flashback*

[@moatazalaa5070]

0:42 " *gO ahEd miSTuR joSTəæöR* "

[@littleariaa]

Lmao😂

[@phoonster_]

I have to stop by.

[@youtubecommenter4647]

*wheeze*

[@allmight2795]

go ahead Mistur Justur

[@vitorbisogno6734]

0:32 Ooh, pe-pe-Perry the Platypus!

[@ANDREW-yp6eb]

Hoooo, be beri puritii

[@kizzardjoe3953]

*sudden brain cancer*

[@balls6996]

Niceee

[@daisy198]

*doo be do be do ba*

[@silentspirit8923]

CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!

[@janus-the-doubleheaded-sna1223]

"Hail To YoAÆ" 1:09

[@ZoYatic]

0:20 "Here's our first song of the morning" **weird wry sound**

[@shaqheeratul960]

*H E Y B A B Y*

[@Necrodzentelmenel1]

Y B A B Y E H

[@appl_es9205]

⅄ᙠ∀ᙠ ⅄ƎH

[@andygrvs]

*-Y B A B Y E H-*

[@andygrvs]

*Ooh, v-very* *P R E T T Y*

[@wallybrown1341]

To this day I still can't get over the "GOOD BYE JOJO" that Dio says. It's just too comical.

[@Mausyboi]

I know lol

[@demdude3708]

it sounds tooo much like king julien

[@conciliatoryexpressions3650]

@@demdude3708 Cannot unhear

[@someautisticguy5406]

Me neither

[@meisbigepiccoolstrongpro1365]

i feel bad for laughing

[@aaezero8606]

1:41 Me when I got hit in the head with a baseball once:

[@caesarzeppeli2589]

base BoWl

[@sydnee-y9z]

It’s 2am and I’m wheezing aggressively because of this

[@hunterbeatbilly9836]

Oh thats a baseball Joseph: OH MY GOD!!

[@aidengoates603]

Ohh, zats a baseboll!

[@Glacial7]

The concept of a baseball game called “oh, that’s a baseball” is so funny, cuz you’d think someone making a game based on baseball would understand what a baseball is lmao

[@lvdw3653]

1:41 when you see a baseball

[@lusian4758]

OH! Jhatta Baysbowl!

[@deltacora]

That's the one that always makes me laugh without fail 😂

[@ryanlima7800]

Oh THÅTSÆ BÄSĘBŒL

[@kelseyjaffer]

this made me laugh so hard

[@SphericalParagon]

0:51 When you finish typing up your essay and you exit without saving

[@wlcmtoricefieldsmf]

😂 Mega F

[@nahuelscc]

F-UCK! Select your car!

[@engineergaming1972]

@@nahuelscc *serekt yur kur*

[@reynardthesniperfoxxo8490]

Relatable

[@issacchannel1289]

That and 2:08 too

[@yuanchen5402]

2:04 perfect timing for parts lol

[@ryanlima7800]

Za Warudo SON OF A BITCH Goodbye JoJo

[@glowcloudwheatproducts495]

I'm pretty sure that the video game english pronunciations are bad on purpose in order to emulate how those old arcade videogames used to sound. For those of you who don't know, early videogames were notorious for bad translations or bad voice acting because those aspects of the game were usually an afterthought.

[@TheJRaff]

0:30 Joseph is so handsome

[@xxshimpyxx5056]

That's kinda gay dude bro.... and I respect that 🤘

[@vilkristproductions6772]

Verrrrrry pritttty you could say

[@sporttube69]

He also called himself *”Handsome guy”* while flirting with Suzie Q but in JoJo ENGRISH

[@quentoch]

YES

[@РусланПясецький-г7ф]

Lol I forgot he was young

[@pheraa7723]

nobody: Joseph: HOOOORER SHIIIIIIIYT Also Joseph: OOOOOOH MY GOOTS

[@ritstandog7815]

SANADABEETCH

[@littledischarge]

cockyoin

[@annoyedspy2173]

I love how they could perfectly use american voice actors but they make the Japanese voice actors say it

[@bitterjune]

You mean the videogames?

[@annoyedspy2173]

Axel Bronstein i mean every time a Japanese voice actor says something in English

[@Xodreev]

I immediately think of Kyoryu Cyan from Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger doing this.

[@aeunsan]

i guess it’s to make the dialogue more authentic lol i honestly kinda like it even if it’s not pronounced perfectly

[@soos4719]

@@annoyedspy2173 that would sound off