Karl Pilkington - Words of Wisdom (Complete)

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@chrisrobinson6712
@chrisrobinson6712 Жыл бұрын
This is helping my depression. I wonder if Karl knows how important he is to some people's lives
@emirozdemir2037
@emirozdemir2037 Жыл бұрын
same here, pilkington therapy
@Fleischmann773
@Fleischmann773 Жыл бұрын
Depression sucks! Kp has for some parts of my so far adult life been one of my best friend. Especially during tough periods of my life. I actually owe him more than anyone else.
@CrownprinceA2Z
@CrownprinceA2Z Жыл бұрын
Hope you get over it soon!
@rocky13m
@rocky13m Жыл бұрын
Same
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын
Same mate, I listen almost every night. Keep on trucking.
@papabird4425
@papabird4425 Жыл бұрын
"If the birds gone, the words gone." Brilliant Karl
@twinkieman237
@twinkieman237 5 ай бұрын
Just went through a terrible breakup, these compilations are keeping me sane. Thank you K. Dilkington
@MfJediKnight
@MfJediKnight 3 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that I've nearly listened to every one of their PC's. Absolutely HAS to be the BEST podcast to ever exist to date. Its so fucking good, ill listen to the same episode I've heard 3 times already.
@jeezuschryst
@jeezuschryst 3 жыл бұрын
Ive done the rounds 15+ times including the xfm sessions.. it still blows me away
@emilyhundl15
@emilyhundl15 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@leegoddard7565
@leegoddard7565 3 жыл бұрын
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@xkinsey3831
@xkinsey3831 3 жыл бұрын
been listening for nearly 3 years now. I don't watch in order so I've no clue how many times I've heard them all by now, but I can recite a majority of the conversations they have as they talk 😭😂
@84theviking
@84theviking 3 жыл бұрын
i have listened to all more than 3 times times 3 ..lol f norway
@TehCheese
@TehCheese 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm using me fables..." "Use your brains instead" Seriously underrated bit there. Ricky so quick on the draw!
@arniejohnson8012
@arniejohnson8012 3 жыл бұрын
not rly if u were gamer it would be insta answer in any im using thing
@TehCheese
@TehCheese 3 жыл бұрын
@@arniejohnson8012 Remember that theory you had where if you keep talking, eventually your brain will come up with something? It hasn't.
@ianinkster2261
@ianinkster2261 2 жыл бұрын
To this day I'm wondering what he thinks a fable is. He thinks an "analogy" is a "little story told quickly", so I'm guessing he thinks a fable is an analogy, given that the Jack Daniels guff is an analogy.
@jonsegerros
@jonsegerros 2 жыл бұрын
@@TehCheese really wasnt that clever
@DrLazerbeam
@DrLazerbeam 2 жыл бұрын
@Derek Knight it was Bozwallocks
@JoeLambden
@JoeLambden Жыл бұрын
I love how Karl predicts the Metaverse and Ricky just laughs at him haha
@unforgivable06
@unforgivable06 Жыл бұрын
Karl perfectly predicted augmented reality. Lmaooo
@mikeylestreets
@mikeylestreets Жыл бұрын
I've heard a couple of things now while listening to these before bed, he's said a few prescient things but they just laugh at him cos he doesn't actually know he's being profound
@jinstinky501
@jinstinky501 Жыл бұрын
FYI. He got it from watching Dr Who.
@Lindenrd25
@Lindenrd25 Жыл бұрын
Does the Metaverse exist anymore?
@GreenEyedDazzler
@GreenEyedDazzler Жыл бұрын
@@Lindenrd25no lmao
@marcfenwick7635
@marcfenwick7635 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who relates to Karl is a legend we are real people up in here
@widsy2012
@widsy2012 3 жыл бұрын
"Is this you or your brain"? "We're both listening"
@peewee4692
@peewee4692 7 күн бұрын
favorite one
@shiiche
@shiiche Жыл бұрын
To be fair, they all laugh at him for being dumb, but the moment he was asked “What superpower would you have,” his first thought was “Would this *really* make me happy?” A lot of people wouldn't think that far ahead.
@Deadman1000
@Deadman1000 7 ай бұрын
That's not a sign of intelligent thought though, Karl was neurotic. Him questioning things is one thing but he always asked the dumbest question one could think of
@GhostFaceReviews
@GhostFaceReviews 7 ай бұрын
The loose change falling out of Ricky's pocket and Karl questioning what the noise was in horror was brilliant 😂
@Ed-mu5or
@Ed-mu5or 2 жыл бұрын
57:00 Karl’s point about chewing is actually scientifically true. I read recently that one of the reasons we evolved so quickly is because we stopped spending so much of our time chewing (chimps chew 16 hours a day) once we discovered fire to cook food, which allowed us to devote more time to other things like crafting tools, which caused us to rapidly develop intellectually!
@callanbole6673
@callanbole6673 Жыл бұрын
@Bronson WWH shut up and appreciate the knowledge I never knew that
@callanbole6673
@callanbole6673 Жыл бұрын
@@Ed-mu5or thank u
@Ed-mu5or
@Ed-mu5or Жыл бұрын
@@kioshi1474 says the dude who uploads Skyrim videos to his 3 subscribers
@kioshi1474
@kioshi1474 Жыл бұрын
@@Ed-mu5or just realised I messaged the wrong dude lol, was meant to message the dude roasting you thst deleted his messages. Forgive me 😂
@enterpassword3313
@enterpassword3313 Жыл бұрын
Chimps chew 16 hours a day? Lol no
@dntnawall
@dntnawall 2 жыл бұрын
i like how karl just casually predicts augmented reality like 20 years ago
@Apexseal1
@Apexseal1 2 жыл бұрын
and Ricky just takes the piss out of him :/ sometimes karl is pretty smart and he's just swept off
@nickc247
@nickc247 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure some mental case thought up the cell phone 300 years ago too
@liamsnedden8278
@liamsnedden8278 2 жыл бұрын
Ar is kinda dumb tho 😂 vr is better and it can keep getting better but I’ve yet to see someone use any ar device in public
@dntnawall
@dntnawall 2 жыл бұрын
​@@liamsnedden8278 the two examples off the top of my head are pokemon go and plenty of snapchat filters using augmented reality. it might not reach the scale of vr in terms of completely reimagining the world but it definitely has its applications for an average consumer
@dbenz8632
@dbenz8632 2 жыл бұрын
This podcast is 20 years old?
@catatonicable
@catatonicable 2 жыл бұрын
Strangely relaxing and destressing...In these trying times...Thank You
@rationalbacon5872
@rationalbacon5872 Жыл бұрын
The fact they laugh and call Karl the idiot when he's right about almost everything is the real joke
@hiriqnu
@hiriqnu Жыл бұрын
Oh boy. You're not too bright huh?
@DuncanBerryman
@DuncanBerryman Жыл бұрын
​@@hiriqnuhe's right a lot more than they give him credit for. I love Ricky, but on these he sometimes jumps into berating Karl, and when pressed shows he has no idea what he's talking about. However, I'm not trying to say Karl is smart🤣
@darthos6257
@darthos6257 7 ай бұрын
Right about almost everything? He's wrong almost constantly 😂
@JamesBongo
@JamesBongo 2 жыл бұрын
Karl is just so honest about what he thinks. Say what you will about Karl but he is one of the most intellectually honest people ever and thats something more people should try to be. Instead of just faking intelligence by just simply repeating something someone else said. I think most people dont really do the work themselves they just kinda adopt other peoples perceptions on things because they are too afraid of looking stupid!
@garyskelly4677
@garyskelly4677 2 жыл бұрын
I love his honesty
@Deadman1000
@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын
Karl's world runs on his feelings which are never factually backed up by fact. He is dumber than a box of rocks because he doesn't use his brain, he uses his heart.
@JamesBongo
@JamesBongo Жыл бұрын
@@Deadman1000 I disagree
@JamesBongo
@JamesBongo Жыл бұрын
@@Deadman1000 what does his work runs of feeling even mean like an example
@DuncanBerryman
@DuncanBerryman Жыл бұрын
​@@JamesBongoyou disagree yet can't string a sentence together🙄
@thatmitchbey7907
@thatmitchbey7907 29 күн бұрын
Randomly stopped at 3.33.. tonight's meditation 🧘‍♂️ ✨️ need a good year to come 2025
@SewerTapes
@SewerTapes 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to play a Karl Pilkington videogame, based on his logic and the world as he describes it.
@BobbyTMF
@BobbyTMF 2 жыл бұрын
ones out there. it’s a interactive indie sandbox game where you live in a world with stories from karl like his childhood etc
@blackie75
@blackie75 2 жыл бұрын
you would just die automatically and it would give you a screen saying "what's the point"
@SewerTapes
@SewerTapes 2 жыл бұрын
@Derek Knight Probably just go have a look at a slug.
@zenmindstate110
@zenmindstate110 2 жыл бұрын
Damn you must be tripping hard
@SewerTapes
@SewerTapes 2 жыл бұрын
@@zenmindstate110 I probably smoked a bit of weed when I wrote that. Tripping hard is the time I was at a friend's house on synthetic mescaline, and became convinced Leonardo DiCaprio was spying on us from a hot air balloon concealed by a "cloud generator". The hardest I ever saw that same friend trip was the time he took a bunch of acid and started accusing me of stealing his face. Good times.
@williamray4512
@williamray4512 7 ай бұрын
I'm convinced that Karl Pilkington has invented everything ever before hand. Every genius thought are common thoughts to him.
@jackgold8321
@jackgold8321 3 жыл бұрын
My ideal dinner party guest is Karl.
@claudialudovice4790
@claudialudovice4790 3 жыл бұрын
He's amazing!!!
@tyroneaskew9057
@tyroneaskew9057 3 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️ how does anyone think that anyone could script what he says 😂😂😂
@kerstineksmo
@kerstineksmo 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@themayor6355
@themayor6355 2 жыл бұрын
If I hit the lottery I would seriously consider to pay just to hang out with him for a day and get his thoughts on different subjects.
@hankkingsley9183
@hankkingsley9183 2 жыл бұрын
You need Ricky there too. He brings out the Pilkington's best bits.
@vidiveniviciDCLXVI
@vidiveniviciDCLXVI 2 жыл бұрын
Analogy that sums up Karl Dilkington the best is "Even a broken clock is right twice a day".
@chattingesque372
@chattingesque372 Жыл бұрын
*Pilkington
@GreenEyedDazzler
@GreenEyedDazzler Жыл бұрын
@@chattingesque372fake fan
@chattingesque372
@chattingesque372 Жыл бұрын
@@GreenEyedDazzler well his name really isn't Mr. Dilkington, that was a misprint
@scorps192
@scorps192 6 ай бұрын
​@@chattingesque372well done sherlock
@prince-solomon
@prince-solomon 2 ай бұрын
That applies to every human...depending on who you ask.
@anon17472
@anon17472 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Karl describes AR and they dismiss it as 'bollocks will never work'
@philbecker4676
@philbecker4676 3 жыл бұрын
Well tbf it hasn't really caught on.
@onesaltie
@onesaltie 3 жыл бұрын
@@philbecker4676 was thinking the sane thing lol they we giving him shit and i was thinking but that is a thing thats happening now 20 years on
@anon17472
@anon17472 3 жыл бұрын
@@philbecker4676 it does exist though
@ugxrorke3190
@ugxrorke3190 3 жыл бұрын
just look at the vr headsets
@UsingGorillaLogic
@UsingGorillaLogic 3 жыл бұрын
He did describe it really really poorly
@malcolmguile9077
@malcolmguile9077 10 ай бұрын
You just made 2hr50 mins or work SO much better. Thank you! Great job cutting up all the audio and putting it all together too.
@IamKnucks
@IamKnucks 2 жыл бұрын
The bits without Ricky and Steve really make me realize just how much you need the counterpoint
@jimboardman9904
@jimboardman9904 3 жыл бұрын
Im shocked ricky hadn't heard of an elephant in the room. These podcasts and xfm are unreal never repeatedly listened to something b4 so many time and never get board of it!!! It gets better and better with age
@HaggardPillockHD
@HaggardPillockHD 3 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm....
@peterdemkiw3280
@peterdemkiw3280 3 жыл бұрын
No such saying as "an elephant in the room" it's "the elephant in the room" have a little think about what the difference is.
@ziggle5000
@ziggle5000 2 жыл бұрын
Is there something wrong with your thumb causing you to occasionally randomly hit the spacebar twice instead of once?
@hayleywright2966
@hayleywright2966 2 жыл бұрын
My turtle had a hysterectomy… they drilled through her shell… 4 years ago and she’s fit and healthy now! Karl makes a few valid points
@hayleywright2966
@hayleywright2966 2 жыл бұрын
@Derek Knight she was only 15 and her need live in captivity to up to 40 years. We rescued her from someone who was about to flush her down the toilet when she was about two years. We wasn’t giving up on her. Apart from being eggbound she was perfectly healthy and we love her
@hayleywright2966
@hayleywright2966 2 жыл бұрын
Breed not need
@temsedgwick9494
@temsedgwick9494 2 жыл бұрын
I’m now hooked…tell us more 🤗
@hayleywright2966
@hayleywright2966 2 жыл бұрын
@@temsedgwick9494 she suddenly went quiet, stopped eating and sunk the the bottom of the pond with lethargy. At egg laying season she only laid one egg but she’s never laid overly many so I didn’t think think much of it. But when she stopped eating and went lethargic I took her to my exotic vet who gave her a scan and found her stomach so full of trapped eggs that it was crushing her vital organs. Choice was euthanasia or attempt surgery with not a lot of hope because the sheer amount of eggs. So we tried surgery at a specialist. On the underside of the shell they cut out a square flap of shell so they can access the abdomen. Then they start removing the eggs one by one. When they are finished the wound is sealed and the shell flap is placed back into the hole and sealed with a water tight sealant. This gives time for the new shell to start growing and keeping deadly bacteria out at the same time. As terrapins/turtles are underwater she had to be dry docked for weeks to help stop bacteria getting in and we had to spray her multiple times a day to stop her dehydrating. She also had to have oral meds which is not fun to give a stubborn turtle! Also as turtles only eat under water she did have to be taken back to the specialist twice a week for tube feeds! I think there’s a video of the vet who did her surgery on Instagram under the name @markrowlandvet. In America apparently there’s a pioneering surgery now that doesn’t cut the shell but instead goes in behind the skin on the front leg? But I’m not too sure on this method
@jasonbourne4784
@jasonbourne4784 2 жыл бұрын
Was the shell easy to replace?
@mattgsm
@mattgsm 2 жыл бұрын
"If the bird's gone, the word's gone"
@cagasfcafsg7594
@cagasfcafsg7594 3 жыл бұрын
karl will sometimes actually bring up a good point he just ruins it with stupid examples
@slinkerdeer
@slinkerdeer 3 жыл бұрын
Karl might say some stupid or hilariously implausible things but he hit the nail *spot on the head* at 49:02
@kennethcrossan8469
@kennethcrossan8469 2 жыл бұрын
Bang on, exactly what I thought!!
@themountain3461
@themountain3461 2 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments section to say exactly this. Basically, he’s describing Deep State or The Elite or whatever name you use for permanent unelected people in charge
@jwsuicides8095
@jwsuicides8095 9 ай бұрын
Great to hear segments I've to heard before. Thanks!
@mortenosmann2213
@mortenosmann2213 9 ай бұрын
His brilliance is beyond understanding
@highspeed-374
@highspeed-374 Жыл бұрын
This man is an absolute legend.
@bubbledmango1373
@bubbledmango1373 Жыл бұрын
“One Size Fits All, And It-It Fucking Doesn’t” Holy Shit Man 😂
@trudymusgrave8734
@trudymusgrave8734 Ай бұрын
Bored is one of my favourite words, Trudy
@kgbdesignglobal2526
@kgbdesignglobal2526 8 ай бұрын
So nice to hear Karl speak without being interrupted by Steve
@nathanbird8213
@nathanbird8213 7 ай бұрын
Or Ricky yelling at Steve to shut up
@paulhaynes3688
@paulhaynes3688 Жыл бұрын
Fawlty Towers, Blackadder goes forth, and Karl Pilkington, funniest ever.
@KING7CANTONA
@KING7CANTONA 7 ай бұрын
League of gentlemen and peep show
@fortnitegamer1850
@fortnitegamer1850 2 жыл бұрын
I love Rickys reactions and his laugh 😂
@patrickbateman9850
@patrickbateman9850 3 жыл бұрын
Karl invented the metaverse
@pienjopienjo9297
@pienjopienjo9297 2 жыл бұрын
From Kenya.... pleasure, gents.🇰🇪
@ipleasenothing
@ipleasenothing 2 жыл бұрын
If the bird's gone, the word can, surely.
@RustCole01
@RustCole01 2 жыл бұрын
Ricky is a comedy legend but Karl saved this show. Ricky and Steve are pretty good but the unbelievable luck that Ricky caught here is amazing. Just by chance, Karl ends up in Ricky's orbit... think Karl was filling in for the producer or sound tech. It's like a Forrest Gump-type plot. But credit to Gervais for bringing KP onto the show and then recognizing that he struck gold. It's like the real life Joe Dirt.
@georgie535
@georgie535 Жыл бұрын
1:25:37 If only Karl knew how others can easily see his golden heart… ah Karl… we need people with heart of gold Karl. This world is less colourful without you!
@user-hj3sj2bc1r
@user-hj3sj2bc1r 2 ай бұрын
Watching while I’m in labour, Karl can make me laugh during anything
@ComeOnPeopleThink
@ComeOnPeopleThink 2 жыл бұрын
The world and it’s insanity has gotten me down lately, glad I came here, makes me feel better…
@carolinedenham5249
@carolinedenham5249 Жыл бұрын
I just love listening to Karl, he really makes me laugh 😂
@joeeyaura
@joeeyaura Жыл бұрын
"sick of it" one of his favorite words...
@drdyl4
@drdyl4 2 жыл бұрын
love these man
@apmac6723
@apmac6723 2 жыл бұрын
An ice cube the size of empire state into a glass of jack Daniels
@chunkybird1241
@chunkybird1241 9 ай бұрын
33:56 Instead of saying 'the problem with the moon is, dot dot dot', perfect opportunity to say 'the problem with the moon is, eclipsis' 😂❤
@zipgow
@zipgow 2 жыл бұрын
Karl's actually completely right about how brain-sized computer access would rob mankind of their own sense of intellectual agency and it's great how he uses his own personal weaknesses as an example of why. That said, whether he's right or wrong, these podcasts are much more entertaining when Ricky and Steve mock his opinions.
@MikailStoner
@MikailStoner 3 жыл бұрын
"Does the brain control you, or are you controlling the brain? ...I don't know if I'm in charge of mine"
@theottovanpagel
@theottovanpagel 3 жыл бұрын
Your consciousness controls your mind witch controls your body.
@OddChap87
@OddChap87 2 жыл бұрын
Does free will exist? Karl was asking a profound question here and they shot him down
@MikailStoner
@MikailStoner 2 жыл бұрын
@@OddChap87 Whenever Karl makes a good point or asks a good question, he's shot down and talked over.
@rickdonnelly3937
@rickdonnelly3937 Жыл бұрын
"what yeaar are we in?" 😂😂😂😂😂 No, matter how many times I hear it.
@EggFiesta
@EggFiesta Жыл бұрын
Image how brilliant it would be to sat in the snug of an old traditional pub with these 3 having a few pints.
@salami99
@salami99 2 жыл бұрын
Karl is no sheep say what u will
@tsiddig
@tsiddig 2 жыл бұрын
Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show, but with only one hit show, the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly? Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly? Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly? Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ? How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly? What spy agency does Gervais work for? Gervais just happens to be besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ? Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for? Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly? How Has Brand mysteriously re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly? Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly? Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly? Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly?
@ukzzmagic
@ukzzmagic 3 жыл бұрын
Probably my favourite human
@MrObiwan1
@MrObiwan1 2 жыл бұрын
They laugh at him but what he says actually makes sense !!!
@smasher248
@smasher248 2 жыл бұрын
If you think he makes sense, I have bad news for you
@MrObiwan1
@MrObiwan1 2 жыл бұрын
@@smasher248 dont make me come over there........
@smasher248
@smasher248 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrObiwan1 You're free to come wherever you want
@MrObiwan1
@MrObiwan1 2 жыл бұрын
@@smasher248 oohh kinky ;)
@nickiebanchou
@nickiebanchou 2 жыл бұрын
Karl: basically describes VR Goggles Ricky: "that's bollocks, why would anyone want that! "
@C-Jay7
@C-Jay7 3 жыл бұрын
‘play a record’
@djcammykooma
@djcammykooma 2 жыл бұрын
Never have I ever in all my years of listening to Karl have I ever heard him mention the Joe Rogan podcast. Crazy innit
@CJ_YT.
@CJ_YT. 2 жыл бұрын
Not really lol
@Smelliestnutz
@Smelliestnutz 2 күн бұрын
I’d love to see him on the joe rogan podcast
@jonntischnabel
@jonntischnabel Жыл бұрын
He's absolutely bang on with how voting is futile!
@Number-id8ld
@Number-id8ld 6 ай бұрын
"They only let us vote, so we feel like we're having a say in whats going on...the best thing you can do is look after yourself"
@tgdkls5891
@tgdkls5891 3 күн бұрын
I want to sample Karl's first, slightly aggressive "boswollocks" and make it my ringtone.
@lewisbradshaw4050
@lewisbradshaw4050 7 ай бұрын
Those rock busters he did for lockdown are shocking 😂😂
@Alexeiii420
@Alexeiii420 5 ай бұрын
Karl sometimes drops an insane bit of knowledge and I always loose my mind
@TheExiledTexan
@TheExiledTexan Жыл бұрын
That _Hilda!_ at 2:12:07 killed me.
@t_dubois
@t_dubois 2 жыл бұрын
Karl predicted the metaverse
@YorbaTheYounger
@YorbaTheYounger 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, Benjamin Franklin, the famous "American politician from the 1800s who's on the $10 bill." And they call Karl an idiot...
@theophrastusbombastus1359
@theophrastusbombastus1359 2 жыл бұрын
Not really "an idiot" if you don't memorise who's faces are on other nation''s currency. Can you name any faces on Sri Lankan money without looking it up? No? An easier one then: how about any of the Euro notes? Nope? You must be an idiot
@SirAreve
@SirAreve 2 жыл бұрын
Here I am 1am midweek... FML and my sleep patterns
@LukeFG
@LukeFG Жыл бұрын
Every step starts with a step
@keithm.404
@keithm.404 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Ricky gets so annoyed about the chimps and the typewriters lol
@PreservationEnthusiast
@PreservationEnthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
This series is where Ricky started to go wrong. His stupid laugh contributed nothing. He used it later on his solo film Brent on the road and the whole thing bombed.
@hpebackwards
@hpebackwards 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he's wrong as well. Given an infinite timespan, it's possible that occurences will never happen or will never happen again. It's possible that you could throw a basketball at a hoop and literally never get it in. In terms of randomness, it's possible that a computer could randomly select numbers from 1-100 infinitely, and never select 28. It's not something that can be measured with probability either. Randomness is random, infinity is infinite. The absoluteness of those concepts means that scale and probability have no bearing. Might be wrong, feel free to ackhually me if you're a mathematician.
@MrLOLsteveLOL
@MrLOLsteveLOL 2 жыл бұрын
@@hpebackwards not a maths guy, but infinity doesn't really exist, just a concept and even within math it is not liked. Within the concept of infinity (which our brains do not like), given an infinite amount of time anything that could happen will happen eventually, maybe only once but yeah. The randomness and chaos of the universe is unquantifiable, so I would say there could be no absolute answer in such thought experiments. Mainly because the rules are defined by us, changing the rules or rather the concept of such a thought removes any point to reach any meaninful conclusion, might be talking shite here twice, but I gave ere a go and I won't be coming back.
@hpebackwards
@hpebackwards 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrLOLsteveLOL yeah I agree it's just intellectual masturbation really, but it's funny when people are smug and angry in their assumptions which aren't actually correct. I think infinity can be understood as something that will never be caught up to, like the rate of expansion and increased complexity of the universe that can't be followed by any of the matter within it.
@Jbatley1
@Jbatley1 Жыл бұрын
Anybody else think it’s mad that the glasses that carl sugested developing is basically the apple vision pro or whatever it is lol.
@davismosby9808
@davismosby9808 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s a word that hasn’t been made up?”
@Jimbobthegreat90
@Jimbobthegreat90 8 ай бұрын
Scrimpton
@yankquinn9992
@yankquinn9992 Жыл бұрын
He's right about the prostate exam... are Steve and Ricky saying they prefer a digital exam lol
@davelordy
@davelordy Жыл бұрын
The thing about an infinite number of monkeys (or a single monkey given infinite attempts) being guaranteed to type out the works of Shakespeare is mistaken, there will be infinite chances, but infinite chances doesn't guarantee any particular outcome (and it certainly doesn't [can't] guarantee all outcomes), for example with a single monkey given infinite attempts, the monkey could type the letter 'd' on each attempt, forever.
@POVCAST_YT
@POVCAST_YT 8 ай бұрын
I'm with Karl...it wouldn't 'appen
@modusengineering6065
@modusengineering6065 2 жыл бұрын
It's a fascinating little objet d'art!
@sombody9471
@sombody9471 Күн бұрын
Some of Karl’s predictions actually came true
@MrBunghole666
@MrBunghole666 Жыл бұрын
Karl really is a wise man. Man.
@shmonn.
@shmonn. 2 жыл бұрын
59:10 Karl talking about VR is actually quite brilliant
@BarmyTwubble
@BarmyTwubble 2 жыл бұрын
Its similar to vr but isnt vr really
@JC-km5xw
@JC-km5xw 2 жыл бұрын
@@BarmyTwubble its AR really
@BarmyTwubble
@BarmyTwubble 2 жыл бұрын
@@JC-km5xw exactly, its augmented reality, so similar to vr but isnt vr.
@JC-km5xw
@JC-km5xw 2 жыл бұрын
@@BarmyTwubble yup
@slinkerdeer
@slinkerdeer 3 жыл бұрын
1:11:33 A cow just fell through the roof of a house and Karl is saying the biggest problem is getting a live cow to go down some stairs 🤣🤣 I just.. cant 😆😆
@Sporacle
@Sporacle Ай бұрын
Some times Karl is spot on, like voting being an illusion of choice etc But then he also says Freud meant "drink milk all your life, cos it's good for ya" like, man xD
@Simon-fr4ts
@Simon-fr4ts Жыл бұрын
Fish, mermaid, man. Nothing beats that. Dead.
@maxholtzman2653
@maxholtzman2653 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure when this was recorded but Karl predicted the meta verse just at about the 1 hour mark.
@SuperKauser
@SuperKauser 2 жыл бұрын
So true I was just thinking that to wow
@GreenEyedDazzler
@GreenEyedDazzler Жыл бұрын
Was not a new idea in 2006 ray bradbury wrote about AR in the 60’s
@Skrenja
@Skrenja 3 жыл бұрын
Where's the lockdown podcast from? Must be new I haven't heard it.
@howy5799
@howy5799 3 жыл бұрын
Hi, can a book a table? What’s the name? Socrates 😂 dunno if I spelt it right but Jesus that cracked me up
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 2 жыл бұрын
You did spell it correctly.
@paulhaynes3688
@paulhaynes3688 Жыл бұрын
My sides are hurting from laughing
@MrObiwan1
@MrObiwan1 2 жыл бұрын
Pure genius these 3
@ewanstewart6325
@ewanstewart6325 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Karl, what an absolute legend hahaha
@obliviouschipmunk6539
@obliviouschipmunk6539 6 ай бұрын
"What does beating a dead horse mean?" "There's no point, it's already dead." Me: Oh I think he has it! "Depends what the horse has done to you." Me: Well he HAD it.
@Jonathan-rk4uq
@Jonathan-rk4uq 5 ай бұрын
Truly a shaved chimp
@tmithoth8956
@tmithoth8956 Жыл бұрын
This should be called, "Karl Pilkington's take on "the bird is the word""
@michaeljordan5072
@michaeljordan5072 2 жыл бұрын
Would absolutely love Karl as a mate
@charliekennedy1857
@charliekennedy1857 Жыл бұрын
We need a video of Ricky apologising to Karl for the VR prediction that’s incredible
@Deadman1000
@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын
Apologize for thinking of a dumb invention that has no practical use?
@JohnDoe-yg2eu
@JohnDoe-yg2eu Жыл бұрын
31:20 Sneak into HMV just before it shuts and then have to stay there and wait until the shop owner comes back to reopen to get out😂😂
@TheLyonCrest
@TheLyonCrest 3 жыл бұрын
Ricky interrupts way too much
@mrpappageorgio8311
@mrpappageorgio8311 2 ай бұрын
No! He fans the flames
@lindatruderung9378
@lindatruderung9378 2 жыл бұрын
The more I hear Ricky put Karl down, the more I dislike Ricky. Karl is spot on with some of his comments. For instance, I know that I found some really neat places by accident, when getting 'lost' while heading somewhere else. I learn through my mistake. Ricky just comes across as an arse. Karl is brilliant with many of his observations.
@swayzeeeeeeeeee
@swayzeeeeeeeeee 11 ай бұрын
Karl's words at 1:07:05 really puts things into perspective.
@Satanatemyknob
@Satanatemyknob 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to Karl babble on about legs without being laughed at or told to shut up was challenging ...
@JWalks
@JWalks 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I hear this section I can't believe Ricky has never heard there's an elephant in the room... It's literally the only saying I've heard of that they use, proper baffles me 😂
@richardgullick1867
@richardgullick1867 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I've always thought that
@UsingGorillaLogic
@UsingGorillaLogic 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it is more common where you and me are at then where they are. Like I had elephant in the room because of that one Nostalgia critic bit I saw as a kid (I had poor taste back then).
@peterdemkiw3280
@peterdemkiw3280 3 жыл бұрын
But the saying is "the elephant in the room" not an elephant..
@tsiddig
@tsiddig 2 жыл бұрын
Karl Just another funny contrived well scripted paid shill acting in masonick joker role working with besties Gervais, allegedly Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show, but with only one hit show, the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly? Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly? Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly? Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ? How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly? What spy agency does Gervais work for? Gervais just happens to be besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ? Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for? Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly? How Has Brand mysteriously re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly? Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly? Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly? Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly? allegedly
@morethan3756
@morethan3756 2 жыл бұрын
Fish, mermaid, man.....LOL!!!
@dalemccarthy
@dalemccarthy 2 жыл бұрын
at 59:19... Karl bloody predicted Meta. Holy shit.
@conchurbar
@conchurbar 2 жыл бұрын
and somehow made it way more appealing
@plabcentral630
@plabcentral630 9 ай бұрын
The thing is he’s actually pretty smart. He just says everything that comes to mind instead of just the smart stuff. Also he’s quite blunt.
@hakz07
@hakz07 2 жыл бұрын
karl going through the scenario of a man dying from a cow falling through the ceiling 🤣🤣
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