Best Of Breaking And Entering | House M.D..

[@JubbyDubbis]

"if it was you'd be quoting, not summarizing." This is why we love Wilson. He knows.

[@abaddon5759]

You spend enough time with House something ought to rub off

[@pravinda333]

"I'm sure it looked easier on KZbin". My man, Wilson.

[@akly1379]

Savage

[@akaripond2768]

Gandalf the Grey ii

[@trumpstroll7438]

Gandalf the Grey Fucker I'm 11 months too late I knew that would get tons of likes.

[@TheseBitchesWantNikes]

*breaks window* OOPS

[@leepinlepin]

And now these clips are on KZbin....illuminati confirmed.

[@rawgabbit3514]

"I'm sure it looked easier on KZbin" As a locksmith, this line hits different

[@greentiger332]

I can't believe they didn't include the time the team went to House's former girlfriend and she'd left a plate of cookies and a note for them.

[@MrDeltoric]

greentiger332 what episode was this? i can’t find it

[@danbalares4818]

Season 1 Finale: Honeymoon

[@wobby1268]

"Dear 'House' Boys: A snack for your highly-illegal search. Hope you like oatmeal raisin. Love, Stacy." Classic. 😊

[@akamundi864]

Is there a clip on yt

[@bappojujubes981]

Stacy and House should've been together.

[@Ramza941]

"Be a do-er, not a me too-er." That line will go on my gravestone.

[@leafsuck88]

This means something completely different a year later

[@marcopalombit1486]

yeah me too

[@SerenityFeueropal]

The me too movement has completely changed what this means.

[@SamBrickell]

@@SerenityFeueropal That "movement" didn't change anything.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@SamBrickell It really did though - it had both positive and negative effects.

[@JohnJohn-hu8pk]

You know a series is good when it has enough break ins to have a compilation.

[@kels777able]

That’s why House didn’t want Wilson at his poker night. He knows him too well...can read him like a book.

[@RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers]

Too bad he can't read a poker hand - there's literally no way a single hole card can make a straight flush out of 2-4-6-8. Now, the cards that can barely be seen in the shots from behind House are actually different (2345c) and could, but the ones clearly shown in the shot of the hand itself are 2468c, which, again cannot possibly make a flush in five card stud (which, as a note, basically no one plays outside of TV shows anyway).

[@Emilie13love]

“It’s like some weird shrine.” “You’re kidding.” “Yes.”

[@ImNotFine44]

Yes

[@april211]

Yeah

[@kombaihound6199]

If the last clip didn't make sense to you, Wilson was the boyfriend

[@ayushmahajan9743]

but how did house figured that Wilson was doing her

[@nerd4dayz967]

then who was the guy at the door?

[@deletedgamer111]

a neighbour? maybe? idk

[@N0o0x0e0r]

can you also tell the ep to that clip please?

[@madlarkin8]

Ayush Mahajan how does house figure anything out? Illogical reduction.

[@p.atrick.]

"I'm not giving up on life, I'm giving up on you" OOF

[@willhull1084]

Man that bit when house bet them both 20 bucks he can get through the door in 20 secs holding his credit card then gets the spare key from under the plant pot hilarious 😂

[@cccubed8054]

Yep, the ole bait and switch. Gets em every time

[@kristophershepard2563]

Got to love Chase’s “That is cheating” look.

[@babayaga9102]

Which episode is that?

[@QixTheDS]

Thanks for describing the scene exactly as we just saw it

[@SamBrickell]

@@QixTheDS Hey kuckle, piss off. Nobody likes you.

[@xxDrain]

Idolizing house as a kid sure has made me just as miserable as him. Now if only I was actually good at something to balance that out.

[@TiffanyRay]

xxDrain you wanted to be a clinically depressed drug addict doctor who uses light hearted sarcasm?? Not a good combo my dude.

[@10bit25]

My intelligence does compensate for my cynical jokes and sarcasm.

[@TheOfficialOMMY]

xxDrain I have the miserable part and the drug addict part... Now all I need is to save lives and I am essentially House... but more end of season 6 House....

[@Frostbitten.]

@10 Bit You're likely not nearly as smart as you think you are

[@davisnicholas9123]

xxDrain yupp i am also a stupid house

[@erikwaterson361]

"I'll do the tests, You're stuck with your family." Damn alright Chase

[@linasayshush]

"You're kidding." "Yeah."

[@HikoSeijuroXIII]

House wouldn't be half as interesting without Wilson.

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

Hes the classic foil

[@analytixna6610]

What is sherlock without his watson?

[@datex8]

Verland Coker Was just about to say this

[@SurfingBOceanNesto22]

HikoSeijuroXIII It's like the funny-straight man routine lolo

[@shawnmarchyshyn1090]

Its based off sherlock homes, wilson is watson to houses sherlock.

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

On each breaking and entering - _if both Foreman and Chase are present_ - *pass the front door and gain $40 bucks.*

[@babayaga9102]

Which episode is that?

[@wobby1268]

@@babayaga9102 Season 2, Episode 3, "Humpty Dumpty."

[@sarizonana]

My favorite was definitely House at Cuddy's place with Chase and Foreman. It was his way of bonding with his teammates without calling that

[@MohammedAli-xs4xq]

Sara Zonana A

[@wobby1268]

@@matiaslopez9915 Season 2, Ep 3, "Humpty Dumpty," House breaks into Cuddy's with Chase and Foreman.

[@pragyamundra5756]

It was his way to satisfy his curiousity about Cuddy 😂

[@wobby1268]

"The honor of working for you is not worth a felony charge." Great line. Chase should have used that in his eulogy: "The honor of working for him was NOT worth a felony charge. Or a divorce. Or a murder. Or a punch in the face. Or a scalpel in the heart. Or paralysis. Or insults, ridicule, sexual harassment...so...yeah. I don't actually know why any of us wanted to work for this arsehole." 😁

[@goobins_jr]

Punch came first, then murder, then divorce, scalpel, temporary paralysis.

[@akashchhabra3251]

Also might not want to mention.the murder part😅

[@wobby1268]

@@akashchhabra3251 Good point! 😀

[@bluchickenstudios9957]

"It's like some weird shrine" "You're kidding?" "Yeah" Wow😂

[@mhafiz8803]

I love how his team was against it but then they steal some stuff later lol

[@giannisgx3645]

An absolute Legend

[@provalstar8037]

"it's not lupus" -House

[@PerfectAlibi1]

That too

[@slanderous.j]

"Its not a Tumah" -Arnold

[@gondametzger6146]

But it is

[@roninelenion4805]

It's never lupus.

[@laserbeam3836]

@@slanderous.j lol i never laughed this hard

[@amitabhakassap7339]

the betting thing was brilliant! He showed a plastic card while betting and found the key under the pot conveniently soon after. A master at work.

[@brianlam257]

Most doctors dun even bother to spend an extra min asking questions. I wish we have more "dedicated" doctors like this

[@namonaite]

Sometimes I forget this is a medical drama.

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

When cause went into that girls closet and started freaking about the boyfriend I immediately thought it was Wilson based on the clothes.

[@afroditiperis6536]

It was Wilson

[@SolZaer]

Hes a snappy dresser

[@trumpstroll7438]

"I'm sure it looked easier on KZbin."

[@caitlinlola8460]

I shipped Cameron and Chase. Disappointing they didn't work out. I mean i get y but i wish she would've just forgiven him.

[@lexusjova7203]

Caitlin Lola didn’t they get married

[@caitlinlola8460]

Lexus Jova Yeah but they got divorced after the african dictator thing i’m pretty sure

[@clevelandcbi]

She tells him he can tell her anything. He admits killing the dictator (James Earl Jones) that threatened her... And she leaves him.

[@kenziecarnes3074]

clevelandcbi WOAH I missed part of this show

[@caitlinlola8460]

Kenzie Carnes hahaha, season 6

[@ichangemynameregularly]

HOUSE:She got pictures of you CHASE:you kidding HOUSE:YEAH!

[@NFrk97]

And Wilson turns out to be that cancer patient's boyfriend. Shitty way for House's revenge against the poker game.

[@MorgaineRiddlePrince]

I'll do the test. You're stuck with your family.

[@mewmila]

i just can't believe this was posted today and already have all those views somehow this warm my heart, looks like people didn't forget about the show ❤

[@joriskemper5392]

"Omg, she got pictures of you in here... Just you... It's like some kind of weird shrine."

[@babayaga9102]

Which episode is that?

[@cunningsmile4166]

Cuddy's Thong

[@ImNotFine44]

Your kidding

[@automatagx3899]

@@ImNotFine44 are these episodes free on amazon prime ?

[@ImNotFine44]

Automata GX i don’t know. I don’t have amazon prime. Sucks that they took it off Netflix

[@khfan4life365]

What kills me is that they do it broad daylight with people around. 🤣

[@Figgy_Jub]

Netflix doesnt even provide this good of video quality. How the hell is it like this?

[@fhood2011]

Gregory House M.D it's was better in netflix

[@InfiniteVirusS]

Gregory House M.D Lupus

[@colinantink9094]

iTunes? DVD rip?

[@klillym1461]

Gregory House M.D there are other places to watch TV shows

[@gizira_leon]

Gregory House M.D there's more websites where you can watch TV shows... Just google House MD online and there you have it.

[@kimberlys8422]

House is the greatest tv character of all time!

[@sarizonana]

kimberly s i have to agree with this and the sexiest too

[@sarizonana]

kimberly s ohh those eyes are hypnotic and can't say enough about his voice whatever he says sounds sexy hehe

[@fanthomans2]

On a par with Cal Lightman. ;)

[@Eva_vg]

God they are two of my favorite tv characters. They're both great actors.

[@tdevil101]

kimberly s he's up there with Tony Soprano

[@asecretone]

Ah, yes the Pilot. When everyone was orange.

[@Alligator81]

INTROVERTOMEGA What was going on there? I always figured it was my jacked up television when the show premiered, but when I saw it a few years later I realized it was the show itself. How does that happen, a program going to air with the color screwed up?

[@afroditiperis6536]

@@Alligator81 the color was like that on purpose. They used a special camera that does that effect, which is really old and rare I think. I actually read about it somewhere but I can't remember

[@tracymurray6840]

House had a clinic patient whose skin was orange from either too many carrots or some sort of prescription drug.

[@Reborn666skull]

The best breaking was Season 4 Episode 1 when House simply broke the window saying "Oops!"

[@sravanthimagi3]

Tht key challenge omg.................

[@babayaga9102]

Which episode is that?

[@mystiqueufopirate218]

Sux Netflix took House away :(

[@haqtarar4594]

Mystique Ufo Pirate so did iflix

[@democratresistance7847]

PRIMEWIRE. AG

[@mamindhive]

TORRENTS

[@jonathanflores7951]

Netflix didn’t, i think fox did or abc.

[@love2dance146]

It’s on amazon prime

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

key, right next to the door. might as well take off the lock, the door, and the walls themselves.

[@TheJanitorIsIn]

Nighthawk Nah most of security is theater

[@alviemareguia3305]

The most fun of being with these pals is they always gamble,and house is always a winner.

[@radityapoerwanto7018]

Doctors: "We don't know what they're sick of. What should we do?" House: "Break into their home."

[@magm.9921]

You forget when they found the secret Bunker

[@gmkbelanger]

Wilson's McGill shirt. Yay Montreal!!!!

[@alexcaballo5014]

I prefer Chase with the haircut rather than the longer hair

[@JM-lh8rl]

alex caballo I do too. He cut it after season four, right? Because after rewatching some of the earlier episodes, it was so weird not seeing him with that new haircut; it felt more natural for him to have it short…

[@wobby1268]

@@JM-lh8rl He cut it in season six. I remember House asking him if Cameron got his hair in the divorce. :D

[@JM-lh8rl]

Wobby 1 Oh, I think I remember him saying that too. I just thought that, his hair was already short when House thinks he hallucinates Cameron and Chase in the hospital at the beginning of S4

[@wobby1268]

@@JM-lh8rl It was about end-of-season 3 length, just a tad longer, when House thought he was hallucinating him, but it was really long by the end of season 4. (And season 5 , forget it, he was all "shaving and haircuts are for fags, yo" surfer-boy scruffy the whole season.)

[@chrisbrouwer1439]

I miss this show so much

[@aileensengupta]

I love the starting music for this... where can I access it?

[@jaynerobinson5721]

omg, shes got pictures of you in here, like some sort of shrine. are you kidding YEAAAAA. lol

[@heyhoe168]

Chase has shrine issues.

[@kr-sd3ni]

man they do break in alot, if they ever get their medical licence suspended, they'd survive easily out there.

[@TheFilmsKaper]

"is there any other kind?" good point

[@agorist.boogaloo]

Geiger counters only detect ionizing, nuclear radiation, not EM radiation(it wouldn't be making that ticking sound when going near the tv, radio nor the chandelier.) I like House, but i needed to point out what's inaccurate.

[@HilbertXVI]

Thank you

[@afroditiperis6536]

I mean most of the show is highly inaccurate, especially the practice of medicine. But I personally think thats the fun of it

[@mitcholla]

2:02 easily a top moment.

[@burpie3258]

5:30 A McGill sweatshirt? Lol strange

[@andthatsondana]

My favorite is right before taub, foreman and chase get arrested 😂

[@XNKXWN]

2:05 best scene 😂

[@bardhilama5583]

I'm sure it looked easier on KZbin. Hahahahaha Wilson is the best!

[@lisabinhawaii]

It took that episode (wearing glasses) to figure out where I've Cameron before... Stir of Echoes

[@theo9743]

"you're kidding" "yeah."

[@GanonGhidorah]

5:14 - "Be a Doer, Not a 'Me-Too'er." Relevant now more than ever.

[@commander6546]

5:26 "I'll raise your raise". Apparently no one has ever played real poker. It's called a re-raise LOL

[@nikkiamee2560]

"I'm sure it looked easier on youtube" 😆 -Wilson

[@tigerninja25robot82]

1:49 Oops

[@peewoops86]

He's called House for a reason...

[@shadezgaming6209]

6:41 WILSON’S wearing a McGill shirt! McGill university in Montreal!

[@EdwardScissorhands.]

Sometimes I wish I was an avocado

[@alexandra_the_great]

Cool

[@saigyl9149]

Gotta ask yourself, why didn't they just ask the patient if they could examine their homes for sources of infection/contamination

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

Bc most of their patients are either comatose or belligerent, therefore not worth asking

[@jesussalazar1020]

Man this sucks I wanted to rewatch the series then I found out Netflix and Amazon Prime doesn't have it anymore

[@questions6776]

Jesus Salazar Amazon prime video has it again

[@ThenameisNiels]

They had it before?! Just another reason to cancel neflixt, before it costs money :p

[@whereamigoing777]

Sail the seas with a black flag my friend.

[@Noamalmoggg]

1 of the better house videos on youtube

[@claimofthrones4955]

"be a doer, not a me too-er"

[@JediMaster362]

A little trivia: House did NOT have a Straight Flush. Not every card was consecutive. However, he DID have five cards of the same suit (Clubs). He won with a Flush.

[@JediMaster362]

The highest card he has in the last round (in this video, anyway) is an 8. No way he could have the Straight Flush. The cards are: 2, 3, 4, 6 and 8. House is missing two cards for the requirement for the Straight Flush: the 5 and 7. Since Poker is a 5 card per hand game, House would need 2 extra cards for the Straight Flush.

[@LoveMyAnime1218]

I've been watching clips of this show and im starting to get pretty interested by it and house is a funny guy

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

He can't help it. His actor, Hugh Laurie, is a comedic genius.

[@evilskills]

Wait why did the bdsm guy have a box full of tic tacs

[@hectormorrison4235]

Pontus Eriksson that’s part of the plot. It’s a clue. House picks up on it and solves the case.

[@evilskills]

oh alright

[@chyndb]

If I recall correctly it was because his jaw was infected. Or something like that. And it caused a bad Taste in his mouth

[@juditterplan4712]

YOU MY HAPPYNESS DEAR,DEAR GREGORY HOUSEDR. I LOVE YOU EVEN LONG TIME

[@amymythen3744]

I legit just realised that Chase is Matthew Casey on Chicago Fire. How did I not notice this before?!

[@coolguy02536]

His surname truly is a pun.

[@deborahsheets2604]

The way house played them with that key 😂😂

[@JediMaster362]

Gotta love the clack of the cell phone.

[@HammerHeadGarage]

You break into my house like this, your gonna be looking at two large tubes and an angry dog.

[@Be_Khaos]

"Oh My God... She's Got Pictures Of You In Here?" Me: Hahahaha! Note To Self, Use That Line One Day XD

[@todd3143]

has house ever lost a bet?

[@samidtaek_]

Man getting dumped on someone's home

[@Neo2266.]

house entering a house

[@michaeldesanta220]

Entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house entering a house

[@Neo2266.]

Joaiah James kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWaYd4yqptmLjrc

[@edwardnygma8533]

4:34 Chase, gloves.

[@Jemalacane0]

Actually, old buildings are less toxic than new ones. New ones have yummy substances like V.O.C.s and formaldehyde.

[@jkm7983]

Do you work in construction

[@Chris_Cross]

The most unrealistic part of House. No doctors would go investigate the house.

[@mn815048]

1:50 the deadbolt was unlocked.

[@musical_lolu4811]

Be a DOer, not a METOOer. Okay, that is hilariously, prophetically weird in present-day 2018.

[@musical_lolu4811]

...or maybe it's 'be a DUEer'.

[@bookworm362]

"I'm sure it looked easier on KZbin." Wilson isn't impressed.

[@ultrarays6960]

1:51 LOL, everything looks easy on youtube

[@varrun05]

The graveyard digup was the best

[@Ksensei41]

Foreman and Thirteen... Breaking and entering Mkay

[@smurfyday]

2:01 Chase is so full of himself.

[@emilytaras7049]

I think he's just really gullible

[@shrekfan92]

Only ones missing from this are the hoarder, and the white fluffy alligators. 😂

[@MelonMafia1]

1:40 This represents me so well

[@apatheticAnxiety]

5:16 Hey its Vork!

[@happyglowworm2419]

A.k.a Torturing Foreman for 8 minutes.

[@mewmila]

omg cameron is so cute she deserved better

[@nihadasadli2642]

Meow Mila You are cuter actually

[@Snarfie]

+Nihad Asadli *tips fedora*

[@Jared-iq6ul]

Nihad Asadli r/niceguys

[@nihadasadli2642]

lol

[@callumclarke9384]

snarfadoodle slants le trilby "hello mlady"

[@CyanicCloud]

What episode is the one with House playing poker?

[@poganyful]

House Vs God, I think.

[@caitlinlola8460]

Wait House Vs. God or the one with the little kid with rectal bleeding and the party where Cuddy wore a revealing dress and House had a field day. Idk if he was playing poker in that one tho. She was.

[@zanetasmith9954]

not that one, it’s the one with the little boy Ian who almost dies because he proves that the old case “Esther” were his symptoms

[@caitlinlola8460]

Zaneta Smith That little boy had rectal bleeding at first tho. He was in the heart thing at the museum when the teacher went into labor or whatever and they realized he was having problems too

[@zanetasmith9954]

Caitlin Lola Yes !!! THATS THE EPISODE THIS IS FROM

[@michaelweston6083]

I only make bets like that, I know I will win.