BEST OF CORY BEING CRAZY

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@Alsshion
@Alsshion 2 жыл бұрын
It's insane that cory can somehow make both chris and zach become the straight man when he starts saying shit
@tuckernutter
@tuckernutter 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking right? One wants to boil milk; the other asked Tomar if he'd cry if a yellow glob came out of his penis: but Cory outranks them all as King of Cloudcuckoo Land
@youhaveayds8975
@youhaveayds8975 2 жыл бұрын
At the same time too its practically Cory's superpower
@tootsie_
@tootsie_ 2 жыл бұрын
literal cartoon characters of humans and they're forced to be the straight man when Cory goes big mode
@Bajigaloo
@Bajigaloo 2 жыл бұрын
@@tootsie_ big mode is an incredible decription. i love it
@HunterSentinel
@HunterSentinel 2 жыл бұрын
I know that Zach and Chris could be SOOOOO much more cursed than Corey if they tried... but they know that it’s funnier if they just be themselves... like Corey is doing.
@nopancakemix570
@nopancakemix570 2 жыл бұрын
Cory is everything we jokingly say Tomar is
@prohikikomo
@prohikikomo Жыл бұрын
You think it's a joke? Cute... your but a worm.
@robertanderson1690
@robertanderson1690 Жыл бұрын
I've never considered Tomar genuinely retarded and not funny.
@limecatcher1482
@limecatcher1482 Жыл бұрын
a good, honest law-abiding citizen?
@mister-zen8491
@mister-zen8491 Жыл бұрын
Someone with peak mental stability?
@ohthatsaj8293
@ohthatsaj8293 Жыл бұрын
Someone with a stable 401k?
@ohlordy4567
@ohlordy4567 2 жыл бұрын
Cory has a third eye, but it’s filled with cataracts
@Gobbygoblin
@Gobbygoblin 2 жыл бұрын
holy fuck this is amazing
@ellewis817
@ellewis817 2 жыл бұрын
DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE
@Sofnuuy
@Sofnuuy 2 жыл бұрын
Its all yellow and milky. Its can see into the future but only by one second so its not that cool.
@kapparill
@kapparill 2 жыл бұрын
This is so true
@Beunibster
@Beunibster 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sofnuuy but it makes him a god at Sonic
@Astro_Crunch
@Astro_Crunch 2 жыл бұрын
Cory can recite Chris Chan videos word-for-word without a second thought, but he can't remember if Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill were alive at the same time.
@twidgetron328
@twidgetron328 2 жыл бұрын
He forgot Darth Vader wields a Lightsaber but was otherwise able to draw him.
@timaeustestified3951
@timaeustestified3951 2 жыл бұрын
most normal christorian
@thefreelancequeen
@thefreelancequeen 2 жыл бұрын
That’s autism for ya lol
@humanitysfinest9795
@humanitysfinest9795 2 жыл бұрын
Tbf, Chris Chan is more documented then Jesus Christ, supposed savior of humanity, so do with that, what you will
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 2 жыл бұрын
@@twidgetron328”oh yeah, they don’t have AK-47s in Star Wars”
@purplesugar5265
@purplesugar5265 2 жыл бұрын
Cory's ability to consistently frustrate and/or confuse Zach is a testament to the depths of his quirkiness.
@pravkdey
@pravkdey 2 жыл бұрын
Drunken master vs sword saint, except with auts
@Bashuraptor
@Bashuraptor Жыл бұрын
Or his stupidity😊
@nicodelle7160
@nicodelle7160 Жыл бұрын
Silly crazy man vs crazy silly man
@mierardi88
@mierardi88 Жыл бұрын
"quirkiness" is a nice way of saying *gorilla noises*
@beenis9842
@beenis9842 Жыл бұрын
i don't think it's very hard to get zach to comment on your genuine social retardation he very clearly loves analyzing that out loud to make fun of said social retardation
@101kirbyfan
@101kirbyfan 2 жыл бұрын
Corey's ability to make Zach Hadel, co-creator of Smiling Friends, the grounded and normal one of any conversation without fail, is nothing short of a talent.
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 2 жыл бұрын
I’d love for Cory to be in a future Smiling Friends episode tbh
@iost5459
@iost5459 Жыл бұрын
Smiling Friends comes off as fairly normal to me. What really showcases Zachary and Christopher’s derangement is Hellbenders.
@101kirbyfan
@101kirbyfan Жыл бұрын
@@iost5459 now I wanna see an episode where Pim and Charlie interact with the Zach and Chris from Hellbenders
@iost5459
@iost5459 Жыл бұрын
@@101kirbyfan Chris and Zach’s characters haven’t smiled since their show got canned, that would be a brilliant episode.
@SS-op9wt
@SS-op9wt Жыл бұрын
​@@iost5459 it would be cool to see some spiritual successor characters from hellbenders tied into smiling friends, I go crazy for newgrounds throwbacks lol
@chadrose4078
@chadrose4078 2 жыл бұрын
“Let’s talk fat” is an S-tier conversation starter.
@bobwasdole
@bobwasdole 2 жыл бұрын
hey fat come on, man come on fat come on man
@orangejoe2147
@orangejoe2147 2 жыл бұрын
C’mon, fat let’s talk fat, fat
@thischannelisdecommissioned
@thischannelisdecommissioned 2 жыл бұрын
Campaign '22 "Let's talk fat" VS "Kill the fatstards" Which message will resonate with Voters?
@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith 2 жыл бұрын
Come on fat come on man come on Jack.
@colxn
@colxn 2 жыл бұрын
no FAT no FAT no FAT
@enthiegavoir5955
@enthiegavoir5955 2 жыл бұрын
25:16 "how would you feel if Cory was the one human who never died?" "...that would be so fucking typical of Cory..."
@videogameguy323
@videogameguy323 2 жыл бұрын
It would though! 😂😂
@DumbTomato
@DumbTomato Жыл бұрын
This is still one of my all time favorite oneyplays quotes.
@pickedceasar1216
@pickedceasar1216 Жыл бұрын
He probably will somehow knowing him
@SonuvaGun16
@SonuvaGun16 Ай бұрын
Would've loved to see Cory snd Julian interact on this channel
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints 8 күн бұрын
Fun fact: Corey is the only person Tomar hasn't murdered in his sleep because no one knows where Corey lives including corey
@xaviercaldwell2206
@xaviercaldwell2206 2 жыл бұрын
an hour of cory’s spectrum spectacles? count me braindead
@1810jeff
@1810jeff 2 жыл бұрын
It's been observed that those who spend a lot of time with a schizophrenic end up experiencing a mild form of it. This explains a lot of what we've seen with the gang.
@snowcloudshinobi
@snowcloudshinobi 2 жыл бұрын
an audaciously alluring alliteration, assuredly
@GregEV
@GregEV 2 жыл бұрын
tienes comida en casa?
@hotsaucehysteria
@hotsaucehysteria 2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest comment
@jsj0520
@jsj0520 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this comment killed me
@owenwilson5271
@owenwilson5271 2 жыл бұрын
Zack yelling “IT’S DONE!” when Cory messes up the bit for the 3rd time is my favorite part lol
@mTwJARhead
@mTwJARhead 2 жыл бұрын
Corey is the unstable coomer game lord that lives in all of us
@cervichthyoquine
@cervichthyoquine 2 жыл бұрын
He was half responsible for Gaper Mario
@pass_
@pass_ 2 жыл бұрын
I wear my cory on my sleeves
@Lambdaleth
@Lambdaleth 2 жыл бұрын
Corey is uninhibited Id
@FatherJosephofMomma
@FatherJosephofMomma 2 жыл бұрын
so peak male performance
@Hevymin
@Hevymin 2 жыл бұрын
@@cervichthyoquine and he gave us Punio wearing latex thigh-highs getting his ass eaten out. Bless him, truly.
@Sunshine-san
@Sunshine-san 2 жыл бұрын
"The three wise men." _"There's four people, Cory."_
@robotom6595
@robotom6595 2 жыл бұрын
10:37 I love this bit going wrong so much. It starts with Cory being confused and not sure what's going on, then it turns into him getting it but wanting to take the bit one direction that Zach and Chris don't get, so it devolves into anger and confusion about where to take the joke.
@caswillsaveme
@caswillsaveme 2 жыл бұрын
When Zach screams “ITS DEAD” it’s so funny he is never the person who kills the bit so u know it’s bad
@Dan-mo7fl
@Dan-mo7fl 2 жыл бұрын
would you liek to sharpen a pencil ?
@mikael_void5040
@mikael_void5040 2 жыл бұрын
When Corey instead of translating for the THIRD TIME said “Oh I’m the translat-“ I can’t even, dude is special
@HL_Eminence
@HL_Eminence 2 жыл бұрын
I think you're giving him too much credit.
@orangeismyfavoritecolor
@orangeismyfavoritecolor Жыл бұрын
@@HL_Eminence Not at all.
@jordythecat7181
@jordythecat7181 Жыл бұрын
“I have nothing against shit fetishes-“ “I do.” “I do.”
@randomweinerhole1649
@randomweinerhole1649 Жыл бұрын
That's what the nigga draws
@skorpanaxius4467
@skorpanaxius4467 Жыл бұрын
Best one in my opinion
@MitridatedCarbon
@MitridatedCarbon Жыл бұрын
I love how straight and jokeless Zach opinion is. "it's disgusting and unsanitary"
@randomweinerhole1649
@randomweinerhole1649 Жыл бұрын
@@MitridatedCarbon tbf most fetishes are
@targashsensei7900
@targashsensei7900 Жыл бұрын
@@randomweinerhole1649 tbf it's not changing that it's disgusting and unsanitary
@JacobVonRoker
@JacobVonRoker 2 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING love cory so much because he'll mispronounce some entire phrase, hear the corrected version, and not repeat it, so it'll never stay retained in his vocab
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
He's just like Rich Evans.
@peeeeeeeeeeaf
@peeeeeeeeeeaf 8 ай бұрын
mother bearing hips
@dr.aisaitl7439
@dr.aisaitl7439 4 ай бұрын
Thomas the train engine, ecscape
@aidencrawford9704
@aidencrawford9704 4 ай бұрын
​@@peeeeeeeeeeafBut Zach originally said that...
@jeniskindof
@jeniskindof 7 ай бұрын
Cory walks a fine line between needing Velcro shoes and omnipotent being
@thecaptain6520
@thecaptain6520 4 ай бұрын
And the line grows thinner by the day
@lilexistentialcrisis2197
@lilexistentialcrisis2197 2 жыл бұрын
‘Would you like to sharpen a pencil’ has got me literally fucking crying
@gugu5285
@gugu5285 2 жыл бұрын
ITS DOOOONE
@LN997-i8x
@LN997-i8x 2 жыл бұрын
The fact Cory said it without a hint of hesitation makes it so much better.
@menialbee
@menialbee 2 жыл бұрын
@@gugu5285 "Yyyyes!" LOOK THEYRE CELEBRATING AT OUR FAILURE
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Жыл бұрын
That was great !
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 10 ай бұрын
I have no idea what he thinks the bit even is.
@RustySauceCartoons
@RustySauceCartoons 2 жыл бұрын
Cory is disturbingly similar to Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he'll randomly make up a word and instantly expect everyone to know what it means without any context whatsoever
@alyssamcfarland4747
@alyssamcfarland4747 2 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
@josephikrakowski1137
@josephikrakowski1137 2 жыл бұрын
You know damn well Cory’s favorite food is milksteak
@splash_067
@splash_067 2 жыл бұрын
@@josephikrakowski1137 with a side of the finest jellybeans!
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 2 жыл бұрын
“He’s doing the wingle dance.” “What the fuck did you just say, Cory? Was that even English?”
@bennyhath1789
@bennyhath1789 Жыл бұрын
Denim chicken?
@draugadrottin
@draugadrottin 2 жыл бұрын
To Cory, crazy frog is just normal frog
@TimeTravelingFetus
@TimeTravelingFetus 2 жыл бұрын
frog
@MrMisterTrip6
@MrMisterTrip6 2 жыл бұрын
fro
@me-lz7jb
@me-lz7jb Жыл бұрын
Fr
@FakeItemBoxLetsPlays
@FakeItemBoxLetsPlays 11 ай бұрын
F
@fluffythecloudguy
@fluffythecloudguy 6 ай бұрын
@Natalie_Toshino
@Natalie_Toshino Жыл бұрын
35:35 "Cory, I'm scared of you, sometimes, when you say things like that." just kind of sums up the whole video.
@happytownworld2742
@happytownworld2742 2 жыл бұрын
17:38 “What’s Ancient Philosophy?” It couldn’t be more literal Cory
@marcopivetta7796
@marcopivetta7796 2 жыл бұрын
He wants to know if you mean Hellenistic, classical or pre-socratic. Obviously.
@ilovenovels
@ilovenovels 5 ай бұрын
Cory is literally Aristotle (edit: i meant diogenes)
@pickedceasar1216
@pickedceasar1216 3 ай бұрын
Cory is immortal and the purest form of confusion personified
@LawDraws
@LawDraws 2 жыл бұрын
Cory calling hexagons the Star of Joseph and the biohazard symbol the Star of Bishop will never not make me laugh
@donet0death240
@donet0death240 Жыл бұрын
It’s the same fuckin thiiiing 😂😂😂
@AzayBae
@AzayBae 6 ай бұрын
Him having no clue who David and Goliath are also just killed me man. He thought it was a Jack Black movie 😂
@Thereal67P
@Thereal67P 5 ай бұрын
Don't forget calling Jimmy Neutron "Jimmy Amadeus Helperman"
@telepath1890
@telepath1890 2 жыл бұрын
7:55 Zach's iconic Ding dong impression
@bakedbeans7879
@bakedbeans7879 Жыл бұрын
Real.
@donet0death240
@donet0death240 Жыл бұрын
“Where did you hear that”😭😭😭😭
@Adagm
@Adagm Жыл бұрын
Oh god.
@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575
@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575 Жыл бұрын
He never said that.
@goblin3794
@goblin3794 8 ай бұрын
this entire bit is fucking lost on me, what is it supposed to mean
@TheGreenarrow88
@TheGreenarrow88 Жыл бұрын
"Brustel sprouts" this is by far the most unforgivable cory-ism
@bulletbill5977
@bulletbill5977 Жыл бұрын
The best part is that I think he arrived at that spelling by confusing Brussels with rustle, as in to rustle up some grub. Both words entered into the black hole of Cory's mind and became twisted and mutated.
@Degorth
@Degorth Жыл бұрын
You forgot the silent Q
@pickedceasar1216
@pickedceasar1216 Жыл бұрын
Nah definitely forgetting what a lightsaber is and forgetting Jimmy neutrons name twice
@Slowbunaga
@Slowbunaga Жыл бұрын
Coh-log-knee.
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy 7 ай бұрын
​@@SlowbunagaWHAT THE HELL IS A "CHABB LISS?!"
@dabesy123454
@dabesy123454 2 жыл бұрын
Cory being censored even after being allowed to say such monstrous things is frightening.
@chuckmcluckin6082
@chuckmcluckin6082 2 жыл бұрын
"What's the need?" Zach sounds disgusted AND disappointed
@joshknollenberg7334
@joshknollenberg7334 2 жыл бұрын
What dude say
@Corkoth55
@Corkoth55 2 жыл бұрын
??
@chuckmcluckin6082
@chuckmcluckin6082 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshknollenberg7334 Whatever you want it to be, I doubt it was as funny as the reactions
@_G.C
@_G.C 2 жыл бұрын
You even got to hear the forbidden 4th sound effect they hardly ever use for bleeps, and what a treat it is
@Croc21000
@Croc21000 Жыл бұрын
Whoever came up with the Donkey Kong sounds as a censor is a fucking genius.
@Shlankyman545
@Shlankyman545 Жыл бұрын
Most likely Chris considering he adores chimps and apes.
@Kirodev
@Kirodev Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@yujiruffhanma3095
@yujiruffhanma3095 Жыл бұрын
They should put it over other famous moments of foulness, like Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory
@elementa7463
@elementa7463 2 жыл бұрын
Cory really knows how to unbuckle my seatbelt
@boojersey13
@boojersey13 2 жыл бұрын
Cory told me if I didn't keep my seatbelt off while going 80 on the freeway he'd put nail polish remover in my eyes
@mannmctrash
@mannmctrash 2 жыл бұрын
Cory told me if I needed to pee while he was driving just to do it into his mouth
@springydingy1
@springydingy1 4 ай бұрын
Cory told me to replace the airbags with whoopee cushions.
@IamLucky-l7d
@IamLucky-l7d 25 күн бұрын
Cory told me that if I turn on the light in the car he will put a match right on my eye
@Smilephile
@Smilephile 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love that no one has corrected Corey's terminology when he says "Mother-bearing hips"
@ShinoAburame37
@ShinoAburame37 Жыл бұрын
It's his signature
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
It's become an accepted and welcomed Cory-exclusive idiosyncrasy. A "Spazm", if you will.
@HieHie72
@HieHie72 Жыл бұрын
I love when Cory has an idea and it’s just 5 uninterrupted seconds of censoring
@greggggggggg
@greggggggggg 2 жыл бұрын
my favorite cory moments where when he forgot jimmy neutrons name on two separate occasions
@aniquinstark4347
@aniquinstark4347 2 жыл бұрын
He said James Isaac Neutron 😂
@Knapperoni
@Knapperoni 2 жыл бұрын
@@aniquinstark4347 Erm that's actually his full name
@scream-beam3519
@scream-beam3519 2 жыл бұрын
@@aniquinstark4347 that’s literally what Jimmy’s mom says when he gets in trouble
@FunnyStarRunner
@FunnyStarRunner 2 жыл бұрын
Not only did he forget Jimmy's name, but he was somehow able to remember the name of the kid from Teacher's Pet.
@donet0death240
@donet0death240 2 жыл бұрын
@@aniquinstark4347 *Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman
@levferno483
@levferno483 8 ай бұрын
This never gets old. It’s so hard to pin down my favorite bit, but Zach getting furious over Cory being unable to understand the translator bit is a gem.
@varicosevaynes
@varicosevaynes 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad they still draw cory with his iconic blue striped hoodie from the sleepycabin days
@ParappatheRapper
@ParappatheRapper 2 жыл бұрын
It feels like forever ago, yet at the same time like it was yesterday.
@daltonbecker4494
@daltonbecker4494 2 жыл бұрын
Cory does seem like the kind of guy to wear clothes that he has owned for decades.
@Gobbygoblin
@Gobbygoblin 2 жыл бұрын
@@daltonbecker4494 hes like a cartoon character who wears the same clothes
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gobbygoblinhe has a closet full of them like SpongeBob
@varicosevaynes
@varicosevaynes Жыл бұрын
@@daltonbecker4494 like Chris Chan’s striped long sleeve
@gulpispulp
@gulpispulp 2 жыл бұрын
Zach’s little “yes” at 14:08 fucking gets me every time
@seansmith6255
@seansmith6255 Жыл бұрын
Eyes
@SprDrumio64
@SprDrumio64 2 жыл бұрын
Cory 100% could have become Chris Chan, if not for the water people in his early life
@alyssamcfarland4747
@alyssamcfarland4747 2 жыл бұрын
They set him straight
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 2 жыл бұрын
I like how it’s all because of the water people and not his art skills
@lucasottens8506
@lucasottens8506 2 жыл бұрын
@@henrynelson9301 "Art Skills" Translation: Diaper, fart fetish and scat porn.
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 2 жыл бұрын
@@lucasottens8506 what are you talking about
@Kirodev
@Kirodev Жыл бұрын
Sleepycast fan spotted
@trajanfidelis
@trajanfidelis 2 жыл бұрын
Cory's brain only has 3 wrinkles in it, but they're deeper than average.
@massivive
@massivive 2 жыл бұрын
his wrinkles are colored blue, red, and yellow
@Romero_m8
@Romero_m8 Жыл бұрын
His brain is in the shape of a star of Joseph
@yujiruffhanma3095
@yujiruffhanma3095 Жыл бұрын
​​@Study Anon Tomar emeralds man
@patrickmcelrath4962
@patrickmcelrath4962 10 ай бұрын
@@Romero_m8 the same shape as mother bearing hips
@Mr.SpicyIce
@Mr.SpicyIce 2 жыл бұрын
there is way more than an hour worth of Cory man.
@Agripapost
@Agripapost 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but could you handle more?
@AdahnFlorence
@AdahnFlorence 2 жыл бұрын
They weren't prepared to reupload the entirety of their Resident Evil 3 playthrough.
@A_Black_Sheep94
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
God help us all
@FungIsSquish
@FungIsSquish 2 жыл бұрын
@@Agripapost I was dizzy from lack of oxygen, I would drop dead if there was any more
@geothepoly
@geothepoly 2 жыл бұрын
Studies show that an hour is the most an average human can handle before reaching a critical condition resulting in hospitalization
@dalleme5656
@dalleme5656 2 жыл бұрын
12:05 the way cory says "there's more" breaks my dang heart man
@senpai7101
@senpai7101 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t he ZANY? Isn’t he CRAZY? Isn’t he JUST A LITTLE OFF?
@mannmctrash
@mannmctrash 2 жыл бұрын
He's NUTS of some sort.
@franmeske
@franmeske 2 жыл бұрын
Zany Hadel and Crazy O'Neal
@makutas-v261
@makutas-v261 2 жыл бұрын
ISN'T HE A BIT OUT OF LEFT FIELD, SO TO SPEAK?
@NotCthulhu
@NotCthulhu 2 жыл бұрын
erm his brain damage is a little cringe my darling
@thesaviorofsouls5210
@thesaviorofsouls5210 2 жыл бұрын
Hes pushing a grandma of a cliff! There he goes! What tomfoolery!
@Kids_Scissors
@Kids_Scissors 2 жыл бұрын
Cory's brilliant power to cast a distortion field on the people around him whenever he talks is nothing short of amazing
@kapnkoi4410
@kapnkoi4410 2 жыл бұрын
I go back just to listen to Chris tell the "Mario walks into a bar" joke and hear the pure sadness that is Zach 2 seconds after.
@saucysacrilegious
@saucysacrilegious 2 жыл бұрын
they emulated pure dingdong and julian energy with that one, cory wheezing like he can't breathe and zach disappointedly saying "chris..."
@YamiFrankc
@YamiFrankc Жыл бұрын
I don't even understand why he got sad
@charliehigginson7990
@charliehigginson7990 Жыл бұрын
What’s the time stamp?
@kapnkoi4410
@kapnkoi4410 Жыл бұрын
​@@charliehigginson7990 7:55
@br3akstuff
@br3akstuff Жыл бұрын
​@@YamiFrankc It just isn't funny that's all 😭
@blondie2978
@blondie2978 2 жыл бұрын
52:41 "Sometimes my brain works faster than I can think" I fucking love our Dan Quayle of Internet Guys
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
We need to get him on a podcast with Gavin Free and Rich Evans and just see what happens. It'll be like that time James IV put two babies on a remote island with a deaf and mute lady to see if they could develop their own language without any outside cultural influence.
@RozKounelakion
@RozKounelakion 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all the bits in this video Cory having a girlfriend is the most insane one
@Corkoth55
@Corkoth55 2 жыл бұрын
For a long time now too
@amoralexandria3071
@amoralexandria3071 2 жыл бұрын
@@Corkoth55 yeah he’s been with Lexi for like a decade at this point, Cory was a chad all along
@christiangleason122
@christiangleason122 2 жыл бұрын
@Radigan Sounds pretty Chad to me
@christiangleason122
@christiangleason122 2 жыл бұрын
@Radigan It's been that way for a long time now buddy.
@Dark0neone
@Dark0neone 2 жыл бұрын
@Radigan except that those people really do exist, even if they're rare.
@sporovid5856
@sporovid5856 2 жыл бұрын
I was able to watch the whole thing, but him calling Big Ben “Ben Drowned tower” at 34:45 is what finally broke me.
@jerrysmith8814
@jerrysmith8814 8 ай бұрын
This one truly proved to me that Cory is an ascended being
@ToastedSwitch2
@ToastedSwitch2 5 ай бұрын
@@jerrysmith8814TATSUYA PFP SPOTTED!!
@jerrysmith8814
@jerrysmith8814 4 ай бұрын
@@ToastedSwitch2 damn straight fellow man of culture
@ToastedSwitch2
@ToastedSwitch2 4 ай бұрын
@@jerrysmith8814 real shit
@thebuddah1253
@thebuddah1253 3 ай бұрын
​@@ToastedSwitch2 literally the most boring games ever made
@qnteban
@qnteban 2 жыл бұрын
The entire Sonic Heroes playthrough is just one big tangent
@prof.vonspooky4562
@prof.vonspooky4562 2 жыл бұрын
Where am I?
@shanemiller1182
@shanemiller1182 2 жыл бұрын
It’s more of a cosine imo
@AuroraLabsScientistID12521
@AuroraLabsScientistID12521 7 ай бұрын
A 9 hour fever dream
@Profile__1
@Profile__1 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Cory is the only thing that can get Zach to "break character" and just react in shock. Normally he can kinda go toe-to-toe with the others and their silliness, but with Cory, Zach sounds so distraught and confused.
@Koalalover70
@Koalalover70 2 жыл бұрын
Cory is on the fun side of the spectrum
@dylanreeves7320
@dylanreeves7320 Жыл бұрын
The kinds of things Zach says for comedic effect, Cory says as a genuine thought
@screamy_
@screamy_ 2 жыл бұрын
ITS TIME. years ago i saw a compilation called “best of cory being fucking crazy” and now its finally canon.
@c2HitsButtons
@c2HitsButtons 2 жыл бұрын
That's an Otto one right?
@Yaksoup98
@Yaksoup98 2 жыл бұрын
I watched it recently again but it seems to be gone now Very sad Oh nvm it's unlisted. Found it in a playlist
@ducky-iu2pu
@ducky-iu2pu 2 жыл бұрын
@@Yaksoup98 i literally watched that yesterday wow
@mr.bungaloo6177
@mr.bungaloo6177 2 жыл бұрын
@@Yaksoup98 which playlist?
@gugu5285
@gugu5285 2 жыл бұрын
@@Yaksoup98 u gotta share the playlist brah
@thefappingfapster8644
@thefappingfapster8644 2 жыл бұрын
38:40 I never realized how many times Cory has said "mother bearing hips". Is he okay?
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 2 жыл бұрын
You’ve never heard of bearing and giving birth to a mother?
@AwesomeMooseSmile
@AwesomeMooseSmile Жыл бұрын
I think he means that they are hips that birth and belong to mothers, but he just doesn't understand how retarded it sounds
@ihateroads7926
@ihateroads7926 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, one of the times he says “mother bearing herms”
@donet0death240
@donet0death240 Жыл бұрын
Mother birthing hips 😂
@peeeeeeeeeeaf
@peeeeeeeeeeaf 8 ай бұрын
@@henrynelson9301completely unrelated but this is actually a real things some bugs do where they give birth to a baby thats already pregnant
@Mtv-get-off-thee-air
@Mtv-get-off-thee-air 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Zach poses the most complicated and intelligent questions
@alexneufeld6952
@alexneufeld6952 2 жыл бұрын
"Tomar would you get a cybernetic upgrade so that everyone can see how much piss is inside of you" - Zach, avengers 2020 playthrough
@geothepoly
@geothepoly 2 жыл бұрын
"Tomar would you get metal bolts in your head if it increased your IQ by 10 points"
@alexneufeld6952
@alexneufeld6952 Жыл бұрын
Im a moron its the noita play through
@the_bob_squad
@the_bob_squad 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the thumbnail is of Cory having a 'tism tantrum, but most of this is just him saying stuff that would get most people thrown in a padded cell
@AcidicMentality
@AcidicMentality 2 жыл бұрын
12:32 omfg the legit rage is hilarious
@theequalizer694
@theequalizer694 2 жыл бұрын
Cory is the only person who can make zach genuinely angry lmfao
@TheSquash3
@TheSquash3 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the mini super cut of every time he says “mother bearing hips”
@videonmode8649
@videonmode8649 2 жыл бұрын
Cory's brainwaves are so strong they can influence and damper the viewers brain cells
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 2 жыл бұрын
Can conform
@No_Life_Alex
@No_Life_Alex 11 ай бұрын
"i'm gonna have second hand embarrasment" "corey, it's first hand, you're doing it"
@nomoremike3075
@nomoremike3075 2 жыл бұрын
Cory is from some alternate dimension where things are named slightly differently.
@TheBanMan
@TheBanMan 2 жыл бұрын
He's from the Mandela dimension
@johannesschmeckelbauer5826
@johannesschmeckelbauer5826 2 жыл бұрын
They should bless us with an official comp of cory spelling things differently
@patrickmcelrath4962
@patrickmcelrath4962 10 ай бұрын
The man delailah
@peeeeeeeeeeaf
@peeeeeeeeeeaf 8 ай бұрын
theres also two different versions of judaism in his dimension
@BodyheadPictures
@BodyheadPictures Ай бұрын
@@TheBanManThe Mandingo Dimension
@Zlarel
@Zlarel Жыл бұрын
25:33 I love the pause between Cory saying "Show her what for" and Zach calling him out on it. I'm just imagining Zach's expression as he mulls over what he just heard.
@idfrigginkman
@idfrigginkman 2 жыл бұрын
Anytime Cory's the focal point in a comp, you know it's gonna be good
@emersynth
@emersynth 2 жыл бұрын
the FECAL point, hrm?
@konrad6688
@konrad6688 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Zach’s reactions to Cory’s hypothetical nonsense is the exact same as DingDong’s reactions to Chris’ hypothetical nonsense
@robbieboydudeguy
@robbieboydudeguy 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the fraternal twin bit is that it’s literally the only time Cory didn’t fuck up a fact and pronunciation. Everyone thought he was saying PATERNAL wrong, when fraternal refers to brothers lmao
@TheBanMan
@TheBanMan 2 жыл бұрын
I think Cory accidentally invented a word that already exists, because he doesn't even sound like he knows what he's saying
@johannesschmeckelbauer5826
@johannesschmeckelbauer5826 2 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing him pronouncing it "ferternal" or "furtetnal" or something
@Fuges
@Fuges 2 жыл бұрын
What’s even better is that instead of explaining what it meant he just kept repeating it as if they would suddenly understand
@big_manny
@big_manny 2 жыл бұрын
i love how at 35:10 cory says "fraternal twin" and since nobody had heard of that phrase they just assume its cory being crazy lmfao
@tahutoa
@tahutoa 2 жыл бұрын
Bizarre how he's the only one to have heard of it
@Fuges
@Fuges 2 жыл бұрын
the best part is that "fraternal twin" is a real thing, but instead of explaining it to them he just keeps repeating it as if that would make them understand
@lborlet5204
@lborlet5204 2 жыл бұрын
Mainly because he’s using it completely wrong, I’m pretty sure he meant Siamese twin
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure Cory was just accidentally correct that time
@reverbthevocal421
@reverbthevocal421 Жыл бұрын
@@lborlet5204 No, he's using it correctly. A fraternal twin is when two egg cells are fertilized, while an identical twin is when a single egg cell creates two babies.
@DeffVsTheWorld
@DeffVsTheWorld 2 жыл бұрын
We NEED Cory and Adam episodes. A true meeting of the minds.
@chaaseisstupid2036
@chaaseisstupid2036 2 жыл бұрын
Cory Adam and Zach just don't include chris
@androocomo1859
@androocomo1859 2 жыл бұрын
Cory is the sane one between him and Adam 💀💀💀
@GusanitoXYZ
@GusanitoXYZ Жыл бұрын
It already happen but let’s pretend that boring Maple Story gameplay doesn’t exist
@DeffVsTheWorld
@DeffVsTheWorld Жыл бұрын
way ahead of you buddy
@pyrogreg8
@pyrogreg8 Жыл бұрын
you have Dark Souls 1 and 2 now
@elocfreidon
@elocfreidon 2 жыл бұрын
Cory's sharpen pencil translation is fucking genius.
@Sunshine-san
@Sunshine-san 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how else to describe it but everytime Chris and Cory are together it feels like watching a mother struggle to control her kid on a leash and harness in public
@McDoinky
@McDoinky 2 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that he’s yelling “SPHERICAL!” at them in the thumbnail
@Madness200
@Madness200 2 жыл бұрын
I see it as him yelling that "MY BRAIN! NO! WOOOOOOORK!" he yelled in Indivisible.
@TheBanMan
@TheBanMan 2 жыл бұрын
And then Niall falls on his face
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
_"But Doctor Insano... _*_Doctor Insano... DOCTOR INSANO...!"_*
@JennyHugg
@JennyHugg 2 жыл бұрын
“First of all I’m taken ladies.” “Cory dude, nobody wanted you.”
@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith 2 жыл бұрын
“Let’s talk fat, come on man….” Zach’s little pocket Joe Biden clawing its way to freedom for another brief moment.
@saladparfait
@saladparfait 2 жыл бұрын
35:10 Fraternal twins are twins that are still genetically distinct from each other. Score 1 for Cory.
@Stick_gun
@Stick_gun 2 жыл бұрын
9:35 " I will pretend to bwe a mouf bwever" I think about this every day
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 2 жыл бұрын
“You guys were both alive when the USSR was still a country, and you’re getting Sonic toys!”
@kingmob2716
@kingmob2716 Жыл бұрын
Cory: "I don't even know what the USSR is!"
@TheBfutgreg
@TheBfutgreg 8 ай бұрын
@@kingmob2716*USR
@enthiegavoir5955
@enthiegavoir5955 2 жыл бұрын
Loving how he out-crazy's Zach
@Kirodev
@Kirodev Жыл бұрын
The difference is Zach is intentionally crazy for the sake of the show while Cory 80% of the time is just legitimately clinically insane
@br3akstuff
@br3akstuff Жыл бұрын
"Cory no one wanted you dude...anyway, go on" is so fucking funny
@nono-xm8yl
@nono-xm8yl 2 жыл бұрын
I like that in the Happy Meal story, Zach asks whether the Sonic toys are cool, at least. Like he could imagine himself doing the same thing if McDonalds had cool toys pertaining to his own interests.
@Kirodev
@Kirodev Жыл бұрын
Donald Trump toy.
@adamruiz3683
@adamruiz3683 7 ай бұрын
There's nothing funnier than Corey saying something so unhinged that Chris and Zach both yell at him like disappointed parents.
@xersilusftw3245
@xersilusftw3245 Жыл бұрын
Every single sentence cory says is like getting flashbanged in a dark room
@LimeDeB
@LimeDeB 2 жыл бұрын
The way the comp goes from 40 minutes of Cory being this simple, unhinged weirdo to like a 10 minute segment of him completely amazing and impressing the group with his ability to outsmart the Zelda game, and making himself look like a genius just makes him so much more fascinating.
@KidaPak
@KidaPak 2 жыл бұрын
10 years later and I'm still listening to these guys. Will never forget😂🙌🏼
@alexbange6308
@alexbange6308 2 жыл бұрын
been following these boys since newgrounds
@Abysalss
@Abysalss 2 жыл бұрын
The hardest thing about deciphering Cory is that he’s both a pathological liar and his brain also works in a crazy way with making nonsensical connections, I genuinely don’t think he can even help it when he makes something up
@GlueTubb
@GlueTubb 7 ай бұрын
My favourite quirk of Cory is that he is a complete blithering man baby, but he perfectly uses slang from the 1920's almost perfectly.
@caswillsaveme
@caswillsaveme 2 жыл бұрын
Cory going from collecting ugly little figures and being mad as shit about it, to him saying he wants a giant porn collection 😭😭
@peeeeeeeeeeaf
@peeeeeeeeeeaf 8 ай бұрын
hes my spirit animal
@ChibiBoxing
@ChibiBoxing 2 жыл бұрын
37:00 doesn't matter what day itnis, I find Cory's answer to his sexual curiosity as a teen amazing. Also the reaction is priceless, no one expected that.
@OCTAMAN
@OCTAMAN Жыл бұрын
The fact that Jeff was sitting there in deadpan silence just makes it that much more hilarious.
@Hank..
@Hank.. 2 жыл бұрын
the confusion over the translator bit was way funnier than the actual bit wouldve been
@captainred7844
@captainred7844 2 жыл бұрын
Chris losing his shit at the bees bit after 10 fucking seconds always gives me life
@KUPSMusic
@KUPSMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Cory, the sonic loving manbaby for an hour? Count me in
@dandy-jack
@dandy-jack 2 жыл бұрын
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARPEN A PENCIL" "WHAT ARE YOU *_TALKING_* ABOUT???"
@mistertwister2000
@mistertwister2000 Жыл бұрын
Cory can go to depths that no one else can. He can frustrate even Zach, he can tire out Chris, he is the final boss of OneyPlays
@dr.buttholebigstacks3916
@dr.buttholebigstacks3916 Жыл бұрын
Ll
@masonr.powers7196
@masonr.powers7196 7 ай бұрын
I wanna say the only one he has yet to break is Tomar
@nutzeeber
@nutzeeber 5 ай бұрын
"i think cory should translate" immediately crafted a pair of cement boots on Corey's feet and teleport him to the pacific
@patrinizer346
@patrinizer346 4 ай бұрын
18:29 Cory: "I've got nothing against shit fetishes." Chris: "I do." Zach: "I do!"
@PudgySasquatch
@PudgySasquatch Жыл бұрын
i think we should force Cory and Adam to live together for a year in a padded room just having conversations and record it, pretty sure we'd solve all the world's problems deciphering what nonsense they blather out
@ragdollinballin
@ragdollinballin 10 ай бұрын
trying to understand that would force humanity's brains to evolve and become more intelligent just to figure it out so that would probably actually work lmao
@BlissfulFishe
@BlissfulFishe 6 ай бұрын
5:22 Zach talking about a porcelain mini me makes a lot of sense now after Smiling Friends
@vrakathen9332
@vrakathen9332 Жыл бұрын
0:58 the disappointment in Zach’s voice when he says “Cory.” is unmeasurable and my day has been made.
@seshjuan42069
@seshjuan42069 2 жыл бұрын
i bet just being around Cory when he obtains a happy meal is an absolute christmas treat on it's own :)
@nikkifish
@nikkifish 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting seeing Midori on OneyPlays
@awsomewolfman124
@awsomewolfman124 2 жыл бұрын
Including the part where you need to drive him to four other McDonald's because he didn't get the right toy.
@voids4818
@voids4818 2 жыл бұрын
@@awsomewolfman124 and you needing to order for him because he’s too socially anxious to ask for the proper toy
@hibikiazuma
@hibikiazuma 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Corey compilations is like getting a Fallout perk. You may be having fun, but something gets lost in your brain in exchange for it
@JRBDWD
@JRBDWD Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shailune
@shailune 6 ай бұрын
its amazing how much of an actual grounding force cory is to zach. anything zach could do or say is just blown out of the water by corys 'tism
@Profile__1
@Profile__1 Жыл бұрын
If Cory ever becomes senile, he'll actually start making more sense than before.
@stydermmb
@stydermmb 2 жыл бұрын
CIA interrogators could not get out of me some of the things Cory says for free
@TheMagus1234
@TheMagus1234 2 жыл бұрын
36:33 One of my favorite Cory moments, it caught me so off guard
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
I’m not even sure if that would be a good way to make her come towards him
@TheMagus1234
@TheMagus1234 Жыл бұрын
@@henrynelson9301 it would be a great way to make run away.
@fartsmella2008
@fartsmella2008 11 ай бұрын
Fr smile dropped instantly
@halocray
@halocray 2 жыл бұрын
To be honest that translator bit wasn't Cory's fault. He was trying to be a bad translator but they didn't understand it lmao
@johnstevenson5084
@johnstevenson5084 2 жыл бұрын
No, he thinks a translator is an app which teaches you a language like duolingo.
@halocray
@halocray 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnstevenson5084 no he was trying to mimic those videos where its just common English sentences you need while traveling to help learn the language. And he was trying to be a translator that is just really shitty and only knows a couple things.
@pickedceasar1216
@pickedceasar1216 2 жыл бұрын
@@halocray yeah but everytime they tried to start a new question with the bit he kept getting confused
@Polveria
@Polveria 2 жыл бұрын
@@pickedceasar1216 I feel that was also a bit, too.
@pickedceasar1216
@pickedceasar1216 2 жыл бұрын
@@Polveria I don't think so. It was genuinely a moment of confusion and frustration that ends up being funny in the long run Your basically saying they planned out Cory flubbing which is not possible to predict 😂😂
@kingmullet4and20
@kingmullet4and20 7 ай бұрын
9:38 “I will pretend to be a mouth breather!” Pretend?
@WarpxD
@WarpxD Жыл бұрын
39:30 Never saw Chris laugh this hard holy shit
@lavans5721
@lavans5721 Жыл бұрын
Maybe the Ash Redfield bit? 47:48
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