BEST OF CORY BEING CRAZY

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[@nopancakemix570]

Cory is everything we jokingly say Tomar is

[@prohikikomo]

You think it's a joke? Cute... your but a worm.

[@robertanderson1690]

I've never considered Tomar genuinely retarded and not funny.

[@limecatcher1482]

a good, honest law-abiding citizen?

[@mister-zen8491]

Someone with peak mental stability?

[@ohthatsaj8293]

Someone with a stable 401k?

[@kingdranosx]

It's insane that cory can somehow make both chris and zach become the straight man when he starts saying shit

[@tuckernutter]

Fucking right? One wants to boil milk; the other asked Tomar if he'd cry if a yellow glob came out of his penis: but Cory outranks them all as King of Cloudcuckoo Land

[@youhaveayds8975]

At the same time too its practically Cory's superpower

[@tootsie_]

literal cartoon characters of humans and they're forced to be the straight man when Cory goes big mode

[@Bajigaloo]

@@tootsie_ big mode is an incredible decription. i love it

[@hunter5822]

I know that Zach and Chris could be SOOOOO much more cursed than Corey if they tried... but they know that it’s funnier if they just be themselves... like Corey is doing.

[@Astro_Crunch]

Cory can recite Chris Chan videos word-for-word without a second thought, but he can't remember if Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill were alive at the same time.

[@twidgetron328]

He forgot Darth Vader wields a Lightsaber but was otherwise able to draw him.

[@timaeustestified3951]

most normal christorian

[@thefreelancequeen]

That’s autism for ya lol

[@humanitysfinest9795]

Tbf, Chris Chan is more documented then Jesus Christ, supposed savior of humanity, so do with that, what you will

[@henrynelson9301]

@@twidgetron328”oh yeah, they don’t have AK-47s in Star Wars”

[@purplesugar5265]

Cory's ability to consistently frustrate and/or confuse Zach is a testament to the depths of his quirkiness.

[@pravkdey]

Drunken master vs sword saint, except with auts

[@Bashuraptor]

Or his stupidity😊

[@nicodelle7160]

Silly crazy man vs crazy silly man

[@mierardi88]

"quirkiness" is a nice way of saying *gorilla noises*

[@beenis9842]

i don't think it's very hard to get zach to comment on your genuine social retardation he very clearly loves analyzing that out loud to make fun of said social retardation

[@ohlordy4567]

Cory has a third eye, but it’s filled with cataracts

[@Gobbygoblin]

holy fuck this is amazing

[@ellewis817]

DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE

[@YurrWhat]

Its all yellow and milky. Its can see into the future but only by one second so its not that cool.

[@kapparill]

This is so true

[@Neimonster]

@@YurrWhat but it makes him a god at Sonic

[@chadrose4078]

“Let’s talk fat” is an S-tier conversation starter.

[@bobwasdole]

hey fat come on, man come on fat come on man

[@orangejoe2147]

C’mon, fat let’s talk fat, fat

[@ColeMacho]

Campaign '22 "Let's talk fat" VS "Kill the fatstards" Which message will resonate with Voters?

[@Circuitssmith]

Come on fat come on man come on Jack.

[@colxn]

no FAT no FAT no FAT

[@jordythecat7181]

“I have nothing against shit fetishes-“ “I do.” “I do.”

[@randomweinerhole1649]

That's what the nigga draws

[@skorpanaxius4467]

Best one in my opinion

[@MitridatedCarbon]

I love how straight and jokeless Zach opinion is. "it's disgusting and unsanitary"

[@randomweinerhole1649]

@@MitridatedCarbon tbf most fetishes are

[@targashsensei7900]

@@randomweinerhole1649 tbf it's not changing that it's disgusting and unsanitary

[@101kirbyfan]

Corey's ability to make Zach Hadel, co-creator of Smiling Friends, the grounded and normal one of any conversation without fail, is nothing short of a talent.

[@henrynelson9301]

I’d love for Cory to be in a future Smiling Friends episode tbh

[@iost5459]

Smiling Friends comes off as fairly normal to me. What really showcases Zachary and Christopher’s derangement is Hellbenders.

[@101kirbyfan]

@@iost5459 now I wanna see an episode where Pim and Charlie interact with the Zach and Chris from Hellbenders

[@iost5459]

@@101kirbyfan Chris and Zach’s characters haven’t smiled since their show got canned, that would be a brilliant episode.

[@SS-op9wt]

​@@iost5459 it would be cool to see some spiritual successor characters from hellbenders tied into smiling friends, I go crazy for newgrounds throwbacks lol

[@xaviercaldwell2206]

an hour of cory’s spectrum spectacles? count me braindead

[@1810jeff]

It's been observed that those who spend a lot of time with a schizophrenic end up experiencing a mild form of it. This explains a lot of what we've seen with the gang.

[@snowcloudshinobi]

an audaciously alluring alliteration, assuredly

[@GregEV]

tienes comida en casa?

[@hotsaucehysteria]

This is the greatest comment

[@jsj0520]

Holy shit this comment killed me

[@enthiegavoir5955]

25:16 "how would you feel if Cory was the one human who never died?" "...that would be so fucking typical of Cory..."

[@videogameguy323]

It would though! 😂😂

[@DumbTomato]

This is still one of my all time favorite oneyplays quotes.

[@pickedceasar1216]

He probably will somehow knowing him

[@lilexistentialcrisis2197]

‘Would you like to sharpen a pencil’ has got me literally fucking crying

[@gugu5285]

ITS DOOOONE

[@kw9849]

The fact Cory said it without a hint of hesitation makes it so much better.

[@menialbee]

@@gugu5285 "Yyyyes!" LOOK THEYRE CELEBRATING AT OUR FAILURE

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

That was great !

[@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow]

I have no idea what he thinks the bit even is.

[@happytownworld2742]

17:38 “What’s Ancient Philosophy?” It couldn’t be more literal Cory

[@marcopivetta7796]

He wants to know if you mean Hellenistic, classical or pre-socratic. Obviously.

[@ilovenovels]

Cory is literally Aristotle

[@mTwJARhead]

Corey is the unstable coomer game lord that lives in all of us

[@cervichthyoquine]

He was half responsible for Gaper Mario

[@pass_]

I wear my cory on my sleeves

[@Lambdaleth]

Corey is uninhibited Id

[@IamAJoe]

so peak male performance

[@Hevymin]

@@cervichthyoquine and he gave us Punio wearing latex thigh-highs getting his ass eaten out. Bless him, truly.

[@draugadrottin]

To Cory, crazy frog is just normal frog

[@nattesnovgrel5172]

Boring Frog

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

frog

[@MrMisterTrip6]

fro

[@me-lz7jb]

Fr

[@FakeItemBoxLetsPlays]

F

[@RustySauceCartoons]

Cory is disturbingly similar to Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he'll randomly make up a word and instantly expect everyone to know what it means without any context whatsoever

[@alyssamcfarland4747]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT

[@josephikrakowski1137]

You know damn well Cory’s favorite food is milksteak

[@splash_067]

@@josephikrakowski1137 with a side of the finest jellybeans!

[@henrynelson9301]

“He’s doing the wingle dance.” “What the fuck did you just say, Cory? Was that even English?”

[@bennyhath1789]

Denim chicken?

[@owenwilson5271]

Zack yelling “IT’S DONE!” when Cory messes up the bit for the 3rd time is my favorite part lol

[@robotom6595]

10:37 I love this bit going wrong so much. It starts with Cory being confused and not sure what's going on, then it turns into him getting it but wanting to take the bit one direction that Zach and Chris don't get, so it devolves into anger and confusion about where to take the joke.

[@caswillsaveme]

When Zach screams “ITS DEAD” it’s so funny he is never the person who kills the bit so u know it’s bad

[@Dan-mo7fl]

would you liek to sharpen a pencil ?

[@mikael_void5040]

When Corey instead of translating for the THIRD TIME said “Oh I’m the translat-“ I can’t even, dude is special

[@HL_Eminence]

I think you're giving him too much credit.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@HL_Eminence Not at all.

[@RayPlaysGameswithPals]

Cory sticking a cd case up his butt will forever be one of my favorite moments.

[@Hevymin]

A cylindrical CD holder, you mean. A bit less crazy, but still unhinged.

[@stevensmith8914]

Chris that's so cringey...

[@Profile__1]

A CD holder using a trash bag as a "condom"

[@Bessux]

It's still there.

[@AnuxeL]

The thing that gets me isn't that he shoved it up his ass, but how open he was about doing it. You have to respect that level of shamelessness

[@JacobVonRoker]

I FUCKING love cory so much because he'll mispronounce some entire phrase, hear the corrected version, and not repeat it, so it'll never stay retained in his vocab

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

He's just like Rich Evans.

[@peeeeeeeeeeaf]

mother bearing hips

[@Sunshine-san]

"The three wise men." _"There's four people, Cory."_

[@dabesy123454]

Cory being censored even after being allowed to say such monstrous things is frightening.

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

"What's the need?" Zach sounds disgusted AND disappointed

[@joshknollenberg7334]

What dude say

[@Corkoth55]

??

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

@@joshknollenberg7334 Whatever you want it to be, I doubt it was as funny as the reactions

[@_G.C]

You even got to hear the forbidden 4th sound effect they hardly ever use for bleeps, and what a treat it is

[@LawDraws]

Cory calling hexagons the Star of Joseph and the biohazard symbol the Star of Bishop will never not make me laugh

[@donet0death240]

It’s the same fuckin thiiiing 😂😂😂

[@AzayBae]

Him having no clue who David and Goliath are also just killed me man. He thought it was a Jack Black movie 😂

[@67Pgame]

Don't forget calling Jimmy Neutron "Jimmy Amadeus Helperman"

[@telepath1890]

7:55 Zach's iconic Ding dong impression

[@bakedbeans7879]

Real.

[@donet0death240]

“Where did you hear that”😭😭😭😭

[@Adagm]

Oh god.

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

He never said that.

[@goblin3794]

this entire bit is fucking lost on me, what is it supposed to mean

[@Natalie_Toshino]

35:35 "Cory, I'm scared of you, sometimes, when you say things like that." just kind of sums up the whole video.

[@elementa7463]

Cory really knows how to unbuckle my seatbelt

[@boojersey13]

Cory told me if I didn't keep my seatbelt off while going 80 on the freeway he'd put nail polish remover in my eyes

[@mannmctrash]

Cory told me if I needed to pee while he was driving just to do it into his mouth

[@SprDrumio64]

Cory 100% could have become Chris Chan, if not for the water people in his early life

[@alyssamcfarland4747]

They set him straight

[@henrynelson9301]

I like how it’s all because of the water people and not his art skills

[@lucasottens8506]

@@henrynelson9301 "Art Skills" Translation: Diaper, fart fetish and scat porn.

[@henrynelson9301]

@@lucasottens8506 what are you talking about

[@Kirodev]

Sleepycast fan spotted

[@Croc21000]

Whoever came up with the Donkey Kong sounds as a censor is a fucking genius.

[@Shlankyman545]

Most likely Chris considering he adores chimps and apes.

[@Kirodev]

Thanks

[@yujiruffhanma3095]

They should put it over other famous moments of foulness, like Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory

[@RozKounelakion]

Out of all the bits in this video Cory having a girlfriend is the most insane one

[@Corkoth55]

For a long time now too

[@amoralexandria3071]

@@Corkoth55 yeah he’s been with Lexi for like a decade at this point, Cory was a chad all along

[@christiangleason122]

@Radigan Sounds pretty Chad to me

[@christiangleason122]

@Radigan It's been that way for a long time now buddy.

[@Dark0neone]

@Radigan except that those people really do exist, even if they're rare.

[@Smilephile]

I absolutely love that no one has corrected Corey's terminology when he says "Mother-bearing hips"

[@ShinoAburame37]

It's his signature

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

It's become an accepted and welcomed Cory-exclusive idiosyncrasy. A "Spazm", if you will.

[@TheGreenarrow88]

"Brustel sprouts" this is by far the most unforgivable cory-ism

[@bulletbill5977]

The best part is that I think he arrived at that spelling by confusing Brussels with rustle, as in to rustle up some grub. Both words entered into the black hole of Cory's mind and became twisted and mutated.

[@Degorth]

You forgot the silent Q

[@pickedceasar1216]

Nah definitely forgetting what a lightsaber is and forgetting Jimmy neutrons name twice

[@Slowbunaga]

Coh-log-knee.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

​@@SlowbunagaWHAT THE HELL IS A "CHABB LISS?!"

[@trajanfidelis1532]

Cory's brain only has 3 wrinkles in it, but they're deeper than average.

[@massivive]

his wrinkles are colored blue, red, and yellow

[@Romero_m8]

His brain is in the shape of a star of Joseph

[@yujiruffhanma3095]

​​@Study Anon Tomar emeralds man

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

@@Romero_m8 the same shape as mother bearing hips

[@greggggggggg]

my favorite cory moments where when he forgot jimmy neutrons name on two separate occasions

[@aniquinstark4347]

He said James Isaac Neutron 😂

[@Knapperoni]

@@aniquinstark4347 Erm that's actually his full name

[@scream-beam3519]

@@aniquinstark4347 that’s literally what Jimmy’s mom says when he gets in trouble

[@FunnyStarRunner]

Not only did he forget Jimmy's name, but he was somehow able to remember the name of the kid from Teacher's Pet.

[@donet0death240]

@@aniquinstark4347 *Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman

[@Koalalover70]

Cory is on the fun side of the spectrum

[@HieHie72]

I love when Cory has an idea and it’s just 5 uninterrupted seconds of censoring

[@sporovid5856]

I was able to watch the whole thing, but him calling Big Ben “Ben Drowned tower” at 34:45 is what finally broke me.

[@jerrysmith8814]

This one truly proved to me that Cory is an ascended being

[@ToastedSwitch2]

@@jerrysmith8814TATSUYA PFP SPOTTED!!

[@senpai7101]

Isn’t he ZANY? Isn’t he CRAZY? Isn’t he JUST A LITTLE OFF?

[@mannmctrash]

He's NUTS of some sort.

[@franmeske]

Zany Hadel and Crazy O'Neal

[@makutas-v261]

ISN'T HE A BIT OUT OF LEFT FIELD, SO TO SPEAK?

[@NotCthulhu]

erm his brain damage is a little cringe my darling

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Hes pushing a grandma of a cliff! There he goes! What tomfoolery!

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

there is way more than an hour worth of Cory man.

[@Agripapost]

Yes, but could you handle more?

[@Thenameless1]

They weren't prepared to reupload the entirety of their Resident Evil 3 playthrough.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

God help us all

[@FungIsSquish]

@@Agripapost I was dizzy from lack of oxygen, I would drop dead if there was any more

[@geothepoly]

Studies show that an hour is the most an average human can handle before reaching a critical condition resulting in hospitalization

[@gulpispulp]

Zach’s little “yes” at 14:08 fucking gets me every time

[@seansmith6255]

Eyes

[@kapnkoi4410]

I go back just to listen to Chris tell the "Mario walks into a bar" joke and hear the pure sadness that is Zach 2 seconds after.

[@saucysacrilegious]

they emulated pure dingdong and julian energy with that one, cory wheezing like he can't breathe and zach disappointedly saying "chris..."

[@YamiFrankc]

I don't even understand why he got sad

[@charliehigginson7990]

What’s the time stamp?

[@kapnkoi4410]

​@@charliehigginson7990 7:55

[@br3akstuff]

​@@YamiFrankc It just isn't funny that's all 😭

[@varicosevaynes]

I’m so glad they still draw cory with his iconic blue striped hoodie from the sleepycabin days

[@ParappatheRapper]

It feels like forever ago, yet at the same time like it was yesterday.

[@daltonbecker4494]

Cory does seem like the kind of guy to wear clothes that he has owned for decades.

[@Gobbygoblin]

@@daltonbecker4494 hes like a cartoon character who wears the same clothes

[@henrynelson9301]

@@Gobbygoblinhe has a closet full of them like SpongeBob

[@varicosevaynes]

@@daltonbecker4494 like Chris Chan’s striped long sleeve

[@qnteban]

The entire Sonic Heroes playthrough is just one big tangent

[@prof.vonspooky4562]

Where am I?

[@shanemiller1182]

It’s more of a cosine imo

[@ogkappaty]

A 9 hour fever dream

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

I like how Zach poses the most complicated and intelligent questions

[@alexneufeld6952]

"Tomar would you get a cybernetic upgrade so that everyone can see how much piss is inside of you" - Zach, avengers 2020 playthrough

[@geothepoly]

"Tomar would you get metal bolts in your head if it increased your IQ by 10 points"

[@alexneufeld6952]

Im a moron its the noita play through

[@Kids_Scissors]

Cory's brilliant power to cast a distortion field on the people around him whenever he talks is nothing short of amazing

[@AcidicMentality]

12:32 omfg the legit rage is hilarious

[@theequalizer694]

Cory is the only person who can make zach genuinely angry lmfao

[@nomoremike3075]

Cory is from some alternate dimension where things are named slightly differently.

[@TheBanMan]

He's from the Mandela dimension

[@johannesschmeckelbauer5826]

They should bless us with an official comp of cory spelling things differently

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

The man delailah

[@peeeeeeeeeeaf]

theres also two different versions of judaism in his dimension

[@BlissfulFishe]

5:22 Zach talking about a porcelain mini me makes a lot of sense now after Smiling Friends

[@Profile__1]

I'm pretty sure Cory is the only thing that can get Zach to "break character" and just react in shock. Normally he can kinda go toe-to-toe with the others and their silliness, but with Cory, Zach sounds so distraught and confused.

[@videonmode8649]

Cory's brainwaves are so strong they can influence and damper the viewers brain cells

[@JayTohab]

Can conform

[@screamy_]

ITS TIME. years ago i saw a compilation called “best of cory being fucking crazy” and now its finally canon.

[@c2HitsButtons]

That's an Otto one right?

[@beansoup8171]

I watched it recently again but it seems to be gone now Very sad Oh nvm it's unlisted. Found it in a playlist

[@ducky-iu2pu]

@@beansoup8171 i literally watched that yesterday wow

[@mr.bungaloo6177]

@@beansoup8171 which playlist?

[@gugu5285]

@@beansoup8171 u gotta share the playlist brah

[@elocfreidon]

Cory's sharpen pencil translation is fucking genius.

[@dalleme5656]

12:05 the way cory says "there's more" breaks my dang heart man

[@idfrigginkman]

Anytime Cory's the focal point in a comp, you know it's gonna be good

[@emersynth]

the FECAL point, hrm?

[@blondie2978]

52:41 "Sometimes my brain works faster than I can think" I fucking love our Dan Quayle of Internet Guys

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

We need to get him on a podcast with Gavin Free and Rich Evans and just see what happens. It'll be like that time James IV put two babies on a remote island with a deaf and mute lady to see if they could develop their own language without any outside cultural influence.

[@robbieboydudeguy]

My favorite part of the fraternal twin bit is that it’s literally the only time Cory didn’t fuck up a fact and pronunciation. Everyone thought he was saying PATERNAL wrong, when fraternal refers to brothers lmao

[@TheBanMan]

I think Cory accidentally invented a word that already exists, because he doesn't even sound like he knows what he's saying

[@johannesschmeckelbauer5826]

I remember hearing him pronouncing it "ferternal" or "furtetnal" or something

[@Fuges]

What’s even better is that instead of explaining what it meant he just kept repeating it as if they would suddenly understand

[@thefappingfapster8644]

38:40 I never realized how many times Cory has said "mother bearing hips". Is he okay?

[@henrynelson9301]

You’ve never heard of bearing and giving birth to a mother?

[@AwesomeMooseSmile]

I think he means that they are hips that birth and belong to mothers, but he just doesn't understand how retarded it sounds

[@ihateroads7926]

To be fair, one of the times he says “mother bearing herms”

[@donet0death240]

Mother birthing hips 😂

[@peeeeeeeeeeaf]

@@henrynelson9301completely unrelated but this is actually a real things some bugs do where they give birth to a baby thats already pregnant

[@Circuitssmith]

“Let’s talk fat, come on man….” Zach’s little pocket Joe Biden clawing its way to freedom for another brief moment.

[@googleisaterroristorganizan]

Cory truly has a bone in his brain 😂

[@the_bob_squad]

I love how the thumbnail is of Cory having a 'tism tantrum, but most of this is just him saying stuff that would get most people thrown in a padded cell

[@big_manny]

i love how at 35:10 cory says "fraternal twin" and since nobody had heard of that phrase they just assume its cory being crazy lmfao

[@tahutoa]

Bizarre how he's the only one to have heard of it

[@Fuges]

the best part is that "fraternal twin" is a real thing, but instead of explaining it to them he just keeps repeating it as if that would make them understand

[@lborlet5204]

Mainly because he’s using it completely wrong, I’m pretty sure he meant Siamese twin

[@henrynelson9301]

I’m pretty sure Cory was just accidentally correct that time

[@reverbthevocal421]

@@lborlet5204 No, he's using it correctly. A fraternal twin is when two egg cells are fertilized, while an identical twin is when a single egg cell creates two babies.

[@McDoinky]

I like to imagine that he’s yelling “SPHERICAL!” at them in the thumbnail

[@Madness200]

I see it as him yelling that "MY BRAIN! NO! WOOOOOOORK!" he yelled in Indivisible.

[@TheBanMan]

And then Niall falls on his face

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

_"But Doctor Insano... _*_Doctor Insano... DOCTOR INSANO...!"_*

[@thechadator5435]

19:55 Cory goes gamer mode

[@gabrieldinix]

The legitimate shock is what really gets me “Jesus Christ, Cory! Wh-what’s the need?”

[@JenniferH977]

“First of all I’m taken ladies.” “Cory dude, nobody wanted you.”

[@DeffVsTheWorld]

We NEED Cory and Adam episodes. A true meeting of the minds.

[@chaaseisstupid2036]

Cory Adam and Zach just don't include chris

[@androocomo1859]

Cory is the sane one between him and Adam 💀💀💀

[@GusanitoXYZ]

It already happen but let’s pretend that boring Maple Story gameplay doesn’t exist

[@DeffVsTheWorld]

way ahead of you buddy

[@pyrogreg8]

you have Dark Souls 1 and 2 now

[@Sunshine-san]

I don't know how else to describe it but everytime Chris and Cory are together it feels like watching a mother struggle to control her kid on a leash and harness in public

[@enthiegavoir5955]

Loving how he out-crazy's Zach

[@Kirodev]

The difference is Zach is intentionally crazy for the sake of the show while Cory 80% of the time is just legitimately clinically insane

[@henrynelson9301]

“You guys were both alive when the USSR was still a country, and you’re getting Sonic toys!”

[@kingmob2716]

Cory: "I don't even know what the USSR is!"

[@TheBfutgreg]

@@kingmob2716*USR

[@Dreamfillah]

Genuinely, unironically, wouldn't let Cory stand near my kids.

[@GreatJinjonator]

I wouldn’t let him stand near me or any of my loved ones

[@JRBDWD]

I wouldn't let Cory stand in McDonald's

[@konrad6688]

I like how Zach’s reactions to Cory’s hypothetical nonsense is the exact same as DingDong’s reactions to Chris’ hypothetical nonsense

[@dylanreeves7320]

The kinds of things Zach says for comedic effect, Cory says as a genuine thought

[@levferno483]

This never gets old. It’s so hard to pin down my favorite bit, but Zach getting furious over Cory being unable to understand the translator bit is a gem.

[@adamruiz3683]

There's nothing funnier than Corey saying something so unhinged that Chris and Zach both yell at him like disappointed parents.

[@No_Life_Alex]

"i'm gonna have second hand embarrasment" "corey, it's first hand, you're doing it"

[@WarpxD]

39:30 Never saw Chris laugh this hard holy shit

[@lavans5721]

Maybe the Ash Redfield bit? 47:48

[@caswillsaveme]

Cory going from collecting ugly little figures and being mad as shit about it, to him saying he wants a giant porn collection 😭😭

[@peeeeeeeeeeaf]

hes my spirit animal

[@TheSquash3]

Loved the mini super cut of every time he says “mother bearing hips”

[@nono-xm8yl]

I like that in the Happy Meal story, Zach asks whether the Sonic toys are cool, at least. Like he could imagine himself doing the same thing if McDonalds had cool toys pertaining to his own interests.

[@Kirodev]

Donald Trump toy.

[@br3akstuff]

"Cory no one wanted you dude...anyway, go on" is so fucking funny

[@lunebadru5997]

Cory is so my type. Unhinged. No filter. Peak man

[@Zlarel]

25:33 I love the pause between Cory saying "Show her what for" and Zach calling him out on it. I'm just imagining Zach's expression as he mulls over what he just heard.

[@mistertwister2000]

Cory can go to depths that no one else can. He can frustrate even Zach, he can tire out Chris, he is the final boss of OneyPlays

[@dr.buttholebigstacks3916]

Ll

[@masonr.powers7196]

I wanna say the only one he has yet to break is Tomar

[@Abysalss]

The hardest thing about deciphering Cory is that he’s both a pathological liar and his brain also works in a crazy way with making nonsensical connections, I genuinely don’t think he can even help it when he makes something up

[@Hank..]

the confusion over the translator bit was way funnier than the actual bit wouldve been

[@Stick_gun]

9:35 " I will pretend to bwe a mouf bwever" I think about this every day

[@halocray]

To be honest that translator bit wasn't Cory's fault. He was trying to be a bad translator but they didn't understand it lmao

[@johnstevenson5084]

No, he thinks a translator is an app which teaches you a language like duolingo.

[@halocray]

@@johnstevenson5084 no he was trying to mimic those videos where its just common English sentences you need while traveling to help learn the language. And he was trying to be a translator that is just really shitty and only knows a couple things.

[@pickedceasar1216]

@@halocray yeah but everytime they tried to start a new question with the bit he kept getting confused

[@Polveria]

@@pickedceasar1216 I feel that was also a bit, too.

[@pickedceasar1216]

@@Polveria I don't think so. It was genuinely a moment of confusion and frustration that ends up being funny in the long run Your basically saying they planned out Cory flubbing which is not possible to predict 😂😂

[@dandy-jack]

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARPEN A PENCIL" "WHAT ARE YOU *_TALKING_* ABOUT???"

[@eatshytforlife8751]

My favourite Cory quotes: -You can't excape i will r**e you - referring to sonic toys "they're not good they're epic"

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

_"Hello, sir, would you like to sharpen a pencil?"_

[@Profile__1]

If Cory ever becomes senile, he'll actually start making more sense than before.

[@xersilusftw3245]

Every single sentence cory says is like getting flashbanged in a dark room

[@ChibiBoxing]

37:00 doesn't matter what day itnis, I find Cory's answer to his sexual curiosity as a teen amazing. Also the reaction is priceless, no one expected that.

[@OCTAMAN]

The fact that Jeff was sitting there in deadpan silence just makes it that much more hilarious.

[@nigelketchumberry5709]

i think we should force Cory and Adam to live together for a year in a padded room just having conversations and record it, pretty sure we'd solve all the world's problems deciphering what nonsense they blather out

[@ragdollinballin]

trying to understand that would force humanity's brains to evolve and become more intelligent just to figure it out so that would probably actually work lmao

[@saladparfait]

35:10 Fraternal twins are twins that are still genetically distinct from each other. Score 1 for Cory.

[@jeniskindof]

Cory walks a fine line between needing Velcro shoes and omnipotent being

[@mcfearsun]

Cory mistaking Jimmy Neutron for “Isaac Cumfrey” will always make me laugh

[@seshjuan42069]

i bet just being around Cory when he obtains a happy meal is an absolute christmas treat on it's own :)

[@nikkifish]

I wasn’t expecting seeing Midori on OneyPlays

[@awsomewolfman124]

Including the part where you need to drive him to four other McDonald's because he didn't get the right toy.

[@voids4818]

@@awsomewolfman124 and you needing to order for him because he’s too socially anxious to ask for the proper toy

[@xgum]

23:48 went WAY over my head lmfao bear grills

[@KUPSMusic]

Cory, the sonic loving manbaby for an hour? Count me in

[@LimeDeB]

The way the comp goes from 40 minutes of Cory being this simple, unhinged weirdo to like a 10 minute segment of him completely amazing and impressing the group with his ability to outsmart the Zelda game, and making himself look like a genius just makes him so much more fascinating.

[@stydermmb]

CIA interrogators could not get out of me some of the things Cory says for free

[@Gh0st3009]

This implies that Cory, from now on, will be sane

[@komodotheism8519]

Its not a complete series tho

[@captainred7844]

Chris losing his shit at the bees bit after 10 fucking seconds always gives me life