It's insane that cory can somehow make both chris and zach become the straight man when he starts saying shit
@tuckernutter2 жыл бұрын
Fucking right? One wants to boil milk; the other asked Tomar if he'd cry if a yellow glob came out of his penis: but Cory outranks them all as King of Cloudcuckoo Land
@youhaveayds89752 жыл бұрын
At the same time too its practically Cory's superpower
@tootsie_2 жыл бұрын
literal cartoon characters of humans and they're forced to be the straight man when Cory goes big mode
@Bajigaloo2 жыл бұрын
@@tootsie_ big mode is an incredible decription. i love it
@HunterSentinel2 жыл бұрын
I know that Zach and Chris could be SOOOOO much more cursed than Corey if they tried... but they know that it’s funnier if they just be themselves... like Corey is doing.
@Astro_Crunch2 жыл бұрын
Cory can recite Chris Chan videos word-for-word without a second thought, but he can't remember if Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill were alive at the same time.
@twidgetron3282 жыл бұрын
He forgot Darth Vader wields a Lightsaber but was otherwise able to draw him.
@timaeustestified39512 жыл бұрын
most normal christorian
@thefreelancequeen2 жыл бұрын
That’s autism for ya lol
@humanitysfinest9795 Жыл бұрын
Tbf, Chris Chan is more documented then Jesus Christ, supposed savior of humanity, so do with that, what you will
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
@@twidgetron328”oh yeah, they don’t have AK-47s in Star Wars”
@ohlordy45672 жыл бұрын
Cory has a third eye, but it’s filled with cataracts
@Gobbygoblin2 жыл бұрын
holy fuck this is amazing
@ellewis8172 жыл бұрын
DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE
@Sofnuuy2 жыл бұрын
Its all yellow and milky. Its can see into the future but only by one second so its not that cool.
@kapparill2 жыл бұрын
This is so true
@Beunibster2 жыл бұрын
@@Sofnuuy but it makes him a god at Sonic
@nopancakemix570 Жыл бұрын
Cory is everything we jokingly say Tomar is
@prohikikomo Жыл бұрын
You think it's a joke? Cute... your but a worm.
@robertanderson1690 Жыл бұрын
I've never considered Tomar genuinely retarded and not funny.
@limecatcher1482 Жыл бұрын
a good, honest law-abiding citizen?
@mister-zen8491 Жыл бұрын
Someone with peak mental stability?
@ohthatsaj8293 Жыл бұрын
Someone with a stable 401k?
@purplesugar52652 жыл бұрын
Cory's ability to consistently frustrate and/or confuse Zach is a testament to the depths of his quirkiness.
@pravkdey2 жыл бұрын
Drunken master vs sword saint, except with auts
@Bashuraptor Жыл бұрын
Or his stupidity😊
@nicodelle7160 Жыл бұрын
Silly crazy man vs crazy silly man
@mierardi88 Жыл бұрын
"quirkiness" is a nice way of saying *gorilla noises*
@beenis9842 Жыл бұрын
i don't think it's very hard to get zach to comment on your genuine social retardation he very clearly loves analyzing that out loud to make fun of said social retardation
@101kirbyfan2 жыл бұрын
Corey's ability to make Zach Hadel, co-creator of Smiling Friends, the grounded and normal one of any conversation without fail, is nothing short of a talent.
@henrynelson93012 жыл бұрын
I’d love for Cory to be in a future Smiling Friends episode tbh
@iost5459 Жыл бұрын
Smiling Friends comes off as fairly normal to me. What really showcases Zachary and Christopher’s derangement is Hellbenders.
@101kirbyfan Жыл бұрын
@@iost5459 now I wanna see an episode where Pim and Charlie interact with the Zach and Chris from Hellbenders
@iost5459 Жыл бұрын
@@101kirbyfan Chris and Zach’s characters haven’t smiled since their show got canned, that would be a brilliant episode.
@SS-op9wt Жыл бұрын
@@iost5459 it would be cool to see some spiritual successor characters from hellbenders tied into smiling friends, I go crazy for newgrounds throwbacks lol
@chadrose40782 жыл бұрын
“Let’s talk fat” is an S-tier conversation starter.
@bobwasdole2 жыл бұрын
hey fat come on, man come on fat come on man
@orangejoe21472 жыл бұрын
C’mon, fat let’s talk fat, fat
@thischannelisdecommissioned2 жыл бұрын
Campaign '22 "Let's talk fat" VS "Kill the fatstards" Which message will resonate with Voters?
@Circuitssmith2 жыл бұрын
Come on fat come on man come on Jack.
@colxn2 жыл бұрын
no FAT no FAT no FAT
@owenwilson52712 жыл бұрын
Zack yelling “IT’S DONE!” when Cory messes up the bit for the 3rd time is my favorite part lol
@mTwJARhead2 жыл бұрын
Corey is the unstable coomer game lord that lives in all of us
@cervichthyoquine2 жыл бұрын
He was half responsible for Gaper Mario
@pass_2 жыл бұрын
I wear my cory on my sleeves
@Lambdaleth2 жыл бұрын
Corey is uninhibited Id
@IamAJoe2 жыл бұрын
so peak male performance
@Hevymin2 жыл бұрын
@@cervichthyoquine and he gave us Punio wearing latex thigh-highs getting his ass eaten out. Bless him, truly.
@RustySauceCartoons2 жыл бұрын
Cory is disturbingly similar to Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he'll randomly make up a word and instantly expect everyone to know what it means without any context whatsoever
@alyssamcfarland47472 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
@josephikrakowski11372 жыл бұрын
You know damn well Cory’s favorite food is milksteak
@splash_0672 жыл бұрын
@@josephikrakowski1137 with a side of the finest jellybeans!
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
“He’s doing the wingle dance.” “What the fuck did you just say, Cory? Was that even English?”
@bennyhath1789 Жыл бұрын
Denim chicken?
@robotom65952 жыл бұрын
10:37 I love this bit going wrong so much. It starts with Cory being confused and not sure what's going on, then it turns into him getting it but wanting to take the bit one direction that Zach and Chris don't get, so it devolves into anger and confusion about where to take the joke.
@caswillsaveme2 жыл бұрын
When Zach screams “ITS DEAD” it’s so funny he is never the person who kills the bit so u know it’s bad
@Dan-mo7fl2 жыл бұрын
would you liek to sharpen a pencil ?
@mikael_void50402 жыл бұрын
When Corey instead of translating for the THIRD TIME said “Oh I’m the translat-“ I can’t even, dude is special
@HL_Eminence2 жыл бұрын
I think you're giving him too much credit.
@orangeismyfavoritecolor Жыл бұрын
@@HL_Eminence Not at all.
@enthiegavoir59552 жыл бұрын
25:16 "how would you feel if Cory was the one human who never died?" "...that would be so fucking typical of Cory..."
@videogameguy3232 жыл бұрын
It would though! 😂😂
@DumbTomato Жыл бұрын
This is still one of my all time favorite oneyplays quotes.
@pickedceasar1216 Жыл бұрын
He probably will somehow knowing him
@SonuvaGun1623 күн бұрын
Would've loved to see Cory snd Julian interact on this channel
@lilexistentialcrisis21972 жыл бұрын
‘Would you like to sharpen a pencil’ has got me literally fucking crying
@gugu52852 жыл бұрын
ITS DOOOONE
@LN997-i8x2 жыл бұрын
The fact Cory said it without a hint of hesitation makes it so much better.
@menialbee Жыл бұрын
@@gugu5285 "Yyyyes!" LOOK THEYRE CELEBRATING AT OUR FAILURE
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Жыл бұрын
That was great !
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow10 ай бұрын
I have no idea what he thinks the bit even is.
@Sunshine-san2 жыл бұрын
"The three wise men." _"There's four people, Cory."_
@xaviercaldwell22062 жыл бұрын
an hour of cory’s spectrum spectacles? count me braindead
@1810jeff2 жыл бұрын
It's been observed that those who spend a lot of time with a schizophrenic end up experiencing a mild form of it. This explains a lot of what we've seen with the gang.
@snowcloudshinobi2 жыл бұрын
an audaciously alluring alliteration, assuredly
@GregEV2 жыл бұрын
tienes comida en casa?
@hotsaucehysteria2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest comment
@jsj05202 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this comment killed me
@Natalie_Toshino Жыл бұрын
35:35 "Cory, I'm scared of you, sometimes, when you say things like that." just kind of sums up the whole video.
@JacobVonRoker2 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING love cory so much because he'll mispronounce some entire phrase, hear the corrected version, and not repeat it, so it'll never stay retained in his vocab
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
He's just like Rich Evans.
@peeeeeeeeeeaf7 ай бұрын
mother bearing hips
@dr.aisaitl74393 ай бұрын
Thomas the train engine, ecscape
@aidencrawford97043 ай бұрын
@@peeeeeeeeeeafBut Zach originally said that...
@jordythecat7181 Жыл бұрын
“I have nothing against shit fetishes-“ “I do.” “I do.”
@randomweinerhole1649 Жыл бұрын
That's what the nigga draws
@skorpanaxius4467 Жыл бұрын
Best one in my opinion
@MitridatedCarbon Жыл бұрын
I love how straight and jokeless Zach opinion is. "it's disgusting and unsanitary"
@randomweinerhole1649 Жыл бұрын
@@MitridatedCarbon tbf most fetishes are
@targashsensei7900 Жыл бұрын
@@randomweinerhole1649 tbf it's not changing that it's disgusting and unsanitary
@happytownworld27422 жыл бұрын
17:38 “What’s Ancient Philosophy?” It couldn’t be more literal Cory
@marcopivetta77962 жыл бұрын
He wants to know if you mean Hellenistic, classical or pre-socratic. Obviously.
@ilovenovels4 ай бұрын
Cory is literally Aristotle (edit: i meant diogenes)
@pickedceasar12162 ай бұрын
Cory is immortal and the purest form of confusion personified
@LawDraws2 жыл бұрын
Cory calling hexagons the Star of Joseph and the biohazard symbol the Star of Bishop will never not make me laugh
@donet0death240 Жыл бұрын
It’s the same fuckin thiiiing 😂😂😂
@AzayBae5 ай бұрын
Him having no clue who David and Goliath are also just killed me man. He thought it was a Jack Black movie 😂
@Thereal67P5 ай бұрын
Don't forget calling Jimmy Neutron "Jimmy Amadeus Helperman"
@draugadrottin2 жыл бұрын
To Cory, crazy frog is just normal frog
@TimeTravelingFetus2 жыл бұрын
frog
@MrMisterTrip62 жыл бұрын
fro
@me-lz7jb Жыл бұрын
Fr
@FakeItemBoxLetsPlays10 ай бұрын
F
@fluffythecloudguy5 ай бұрын
@Smilephile2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love that no one has corrected Corey's terminology when he says "Mother-bearing hips"
@ShinoAburame37 Жыл бұрын
It's his signature
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
It's become an accepted and welcomed Cory-exclusive idiosyncrasy. A "Spazm", if you will.
@dabesy1234542 жыл бұрын
Cory being censored even after being allowed to say such monstrous things is frightening.
@chuckmcluckin60822 жыл бұрын
"What's the need?" Zach sounds disgusted AND disappointed
@joshknollenberg73342 жыл бұрын
What dude say
@Corkoth552 жыл бұрын
??
@chuckmcluckin60822 жыл бұрын
@@joshknollenberg7334 Whatever you want it to be, I doubt it was as funny as the reactions
@_G.C2 жыл бұрын
You even got to hear the forbidden 4th sound effect they hardly ever use for bleeps, and what a treat it is
@Croc21000 Жыл бұрын
Whoever came up with the Donkey Kong sounds as a censor is a fucking genius.
@Shlankyman545 Жыл бұрын
Most likely Chris considering he adores chimps and apes.
@Kirodev Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@yujiruffhanma3095 Жыл бұрын
They should put it over other famous moments of foulness, like Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory
@elementa74632 жыл бұрын
Cory really knows how to unbuckle my seatbelt
@boojersey132 жыл бұрын
Cory told me if I didn't keep my seatbelt off while going 80 on the freeway he'd put nail polish remover in my eyes
@mannmctrash2 жыл бұрын
Cory told me if I needed to pee while he was driving just to do it into his mouth
@springydingy13 ай бұрын
Cory told me to replace the airbags with whoopee cushions.
@IamLucky-l7d4 күн бұрын
Cory told me that if I turn on the light in the car he will put a match right on my eye
@TheGreenarrow88 Жыл бұрын
"Brustel sprouts" this is by far the most unforgivable cory-ism
@bulletbill5977 Жыл бұрын
The best part is that I think he arrived at that spelling by confusing Brussels with rustle, as in to rustle up some grub. Both words entered into the black hole of Cory's mind and became twisted and mutated.
@Degorth Жыл бұрын
You forgot the silent Q
@pickedceasar1216 Жыл бұрын
Nah definitely forgetting what a lightsaber is and forgetting Jimmy neutrons name twice
@Slowbunaga Жыл бұрын
Coh-log-knee.
@DistractedGlobeGuy6 ай бұрын
@@SlowbunagaWHAT THE HELL IS A "CHABB LISS?!"
@telepath18902 жыл бұрын
7:55 Zach's iconic Ding dong impression
@bakedbeans7879 Жыл бұрын
Real.
@donet0death240 Жыл бұрын
“Where did you hear that”😭😭😭😭
@Adagm Жыл бұрын
Oh god.
@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575 Жыл бұрын
He never said that.
@goblin37947 ай бұрын
this entire bit is fucking lost on me, what is it supposed to mean
@varicosevaynes2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad they still draw cory with his iconic blue striped hoodie from the sleepycabin days
@ParappatheRapper2 жыл бұрын
It feels like forever ago, yet at the same time like it was yesterday.
@daltonbecker44942 жыл бұрын
Cory does seem like the kind of guy to wear clothes that he has owned for decades.
@Gobbygoblin2 жыл бұрын
@@daltonbecker4494 hes like a cartoon character who wears the same clothes
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
@@Gobbygoblinhe has a closet full of them like SpongeBob
@varicosevaynes Жыл бұрын
@@daltonbecker4494 like Chris Chan’s striped long sleeve
@HieHie72 Жыл бұрын
I love when Cory has an idea and it’s just 5 uninterrupted seconds of censoring
@greggggggggg2 жыл бұрын
my favorite cory moments where when he forgot jimmy neutrons name on two separate occasions
@aniquinstark43472 жыл бұрын
He said James Isaac Neutron 😂
@Knapperoni2 жыл бұрын
@@aniquinstark4347 Erm that's actually his full name
@scream-beam35192 жыл бұрын
@@aniquinstark4347 that’s literally what Jimmy’s mom says when he gets in trouble
@FunnyStarRunner2 жыл бұрын
Not only did he forget Jimmy's name, but he was somehow able to remember the name of the kid from Teacher's Pet.
@donet0death2402 жыл бұрын
@@aniquinstark4347 *Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman
@Kids_Scissors2 жыл бұрын
Cory's brilliant power to cast a distortion field on the people around him whenever he talks is nothing short of amazing
@Mr.SpicyIce2 жыл бұрын
there is way more than an hour worth of Cory man.
@Agripapost2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but could you handle more?
@AdahnFlorence2 жыл бұрын
They weren't prepared to reupload the entirety of their Resident Evil 3 playthrough.
@A_Black_Sheep942 жыл бұрын
God help us all
@FungIsSquish2 жыл бұрын
@@Agripapost I was dizzy from lack of oxygen, I would drop dead if there was any more
@geothepoly2 жыл бұрын
Studies show that an hour is the most an average human can handle before reaching a critical condition resulting in hospitalization
@Profile__1 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Cory is the only thing that can get Zach to "break character" and just react in shock. Normally he can kinda go toe-to-toe with the others and their silliness, but with Cory, Zach sounds so distraught and confused.
@kapnkoi44102 жыл бұрын
I go back just to listen to Chris tell the "Mario walks into a bar" joke and hear the pure sadness that is Zach 2 seconds after.
@saucysacrilegious2 жыл бұрын
they emulated pure dingdong and julian energy with that one, cory wheezing like he can't breathe and zach disappointedly saying "chris..."
@YamiFrankc Жыл бұрын
I don't even understand why he got sad
@charliehigginson7990 Жыл бұрын
What’s the time stamp?
@kapnkoi4410 Жыл бұрын
@@charliehigginson7990 7:55
@br3akstuff Жыл бұрын
@@YamiFrankc It just isn't funny that's all 😭
@jeniskindof7 ай бұрын
Cory walks a fine line between needing Velcro shoes and omnipotent being
@thecaptain65204 ай бұрын
And the line grows thinner by the day
@SprDrumio642 жыл бұрын
Cory 100% could have become Chris Chan, if not for the water people in his early life
@alyssamcfarland47472 жыл бұрын
They set him straight
@henrynelson93012 жыл бұрын
I like how it’s all because of the water people and not his art skills
@lucasottens8506 Жыл бұрын
@@henrynelson9301 "Art Skills" Translation: Diaper, fart fetish and scat porn.
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
@@lucasottens8506 what are you talking about
@Kirodev Жыл бұрын
Sleepycast fan spotted
@dalleme56562 жыл бұрын
12:05 the way cory says "there's more" breaks my dang heart man
@Koalalover702 жыл бұрын
Cory is on the fun side of the spectrum
@Mtv-get-off-thee-air2 жыл бұрын
I like how Zach poses the most complicated and intelligent questions
@alexneufeld69522 жыл бұрын
"Tomar would you get a cybernetic upgrade so that everyone can see how much piss is inside of you" - Zach, avengers 2020 playthrough
@geothepoly2 жыл бұрын
"Tomar would you get metal bolts in your head if it increased your IQ by 10 points"
@alexneufeld6952 Жыл бұрын
Im a moron its the noita play through
@qnteban2 жыл бұрын
The entire Sonic Heroes playthrough is just one big tangent
@prof.vonspooky45622 жыл бұрын
Where am I?
@shanemiller11822 жыл бұрын
It’s more of a cosine imo
@AuroraLabsScientistID125217 ай бұрын
A 9 hour fever dream
@gulpispulp2 жыл бұрын
Zach’s little “yes” at 14:08 fucking gets me every time
@seansmith6255 Жыл бұрын
Eyes
@screamy_2 жыл бұрын
ITS TIME. years ago i saw a compilation called “best of cory being fucking crazy” and now its finally canon.
@c2HitsButtons2 жыл бұрын
That's an Otto one right?
@Yaksoup982 жыл бұрын
I watched it recently again but it seems to be gone now Very sad Oh nvm it's unlisted. Found it in a playlist
@ducky-iu2pu2 жыл бұрын
@@Yaksoup98 i literally watched that yesterday wow
@mr.bungaloo61772 жыл бұрын
@@Yaksoup98 which playlist?
@gugu52852 жыл бұрын
@@Yaksoup98 u gotta share the playlist brah
@trajanfidelis15322 жыл бұрын
Cory's brain only has 3 wrinkles in it, but they're deeper than average.
@massivive2 жыл бұрын
his wrinkles are colored blue, red, and yellow
@Romero_m8 Жыл бұрын
His brain is in the shape of a star of Joseph
@yujiruffhanma3095 Жыл бұрын
@Study Anon Tomar emeralds man
@patrickmcelrath49629 ай бұрын
@@Romero_m8 the same shape as mother bearing hips
@RozKounelakion2 жыл бұрын
Out of all the bits in this video Cory having a girlfriend is the most insane one
@Corkoth552 жыл бұрын
For a long time now too
@amoralexandria30712 жыл бұрын
@@Corkoth55 yeah he’s been with Lexi for like a decade at this point, Cory was a chad all along
@christiangleason1222 жыл бұрын
@Radigan Sounds pretty Chad to me
@christiangleason1222 жыл бұрын
@Radigan It's been that way for a long time now buddy.
@Dark0neone2 жыл бұрын
@Radigan except that those people really do exist, even if they're rare.
@levferno4837 ай бұрын
This never gets old. It’s so hard to pin down my favorite bit, but Zach getting furious over Cory being unable to understand the translator bit is a gem.
@robbieboydudeguy2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the fraternal twin bit is that it’s literally the only time Cory didn’t fuck up a fact and pronunciation. Everyone thought he was saying PATERNAL wrong, when fraternal refers to brothers lmao
@TheBanMan2 жыл бұрын
I think Cory accidentally invented a word that already exists, because he doesn't even sound like he knows what he's saying
@johannesschmeckelbauer58262 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing him pronouncing it "ferternal" or "furtetnal" or something
@Fuges2 жыл бұрын
What’s even better is that instead of explaining what it meant he just kept repeating it as if they would suddenly understand
@blondie29782 жыл бұрын
52:41 "Sometimes my brain works faster than I can think" I fucking love our Dan Quayle of Internet Guys
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
We need to get him on a podcast with Gavin Free and Rich Evans and just see what happens. It'll be like that time James IV put two babies on a remote island with a deaf and mute lady to see if they could develop their own language without any outside cultural influence.
@nomoremike30752 жыл бұрын
Cory is from some alternate dimension where things are named slightly differently.
@TheBanMan2 жыл бұрын
He's from the Mandela dimension
@johannesschmeckelbauer58262 жыл бұрын
They should bless us with an official comp of cory spelling things differently
@patrickmcelrath49629 ай бұрын
The man delailah
@peeeeeeeeeeaf7 ай бұрын
theres also two different versions of judaism in his dimension
@BodyheadPicturesАй бұрын
@@TheBanManThe Mandingo Dimension
@the_bob_squad2 жыл бұрын
I love how the thumbnail is of Cory having a 'tism tantrum, but most of this is just him saying stuff that would get most people thrown in a padded cell
@videonmode86492 жыл бұрын
Cory's brainwaves are so strong they can influence and damper the viewers brain cells
@JayTohab2 жыл бұрын
Can conform
@Sunshine-san2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how else to describe it but everytime Chris and Cory are together it feels like watching a mother struggle to control her kid on a leash and harness in public
@senpai71012 жыл бұрын
Isn’t he ZANY? Isn’t he CRAZY? Isn’t he JUST A LITTLE OFF?
@mannmctrash2 жыл бұрын
He's NUTS of some sort.
@franmeske2 жыл бұрын
Zany Hadel and Crazy O'Neal
@makutas-v2612 жыл бұрын
ISN'T HE A BIT OUT OF LEFT FIELD, SO TO SPEAK?
@NotCthulhu2 жыл бұрын
erm his brain damage is a little cringe my darling
@thesaviorofsouls52102 жыл бұрын
Hes pushing a grandma of a cliff! There he goes! What tomfoolery!
@dylanreeves7320 Жыл бұрын
The kinds of things Zach says for comedic effect, Cory says as a genuine thought
@idfrigginkman2 жыл бұрын
Anytime Cory's the focal point in a comp, you know it's gonna be good
@emersynth2 жыл бұрын
the FECAL point, hrm?
@DeffVsTheWorld2 жыл бұрын
We NEED Cory and Adam episodes. A true meeting of the minds.
@chaaseisstupid20362 жыл бұрын
Cory Adam and Zach just don't include chris
@androocomo1859 Жыл бұрын
Cory is the sane one between him and Adam 💀💀💀
@GusanitoXYZ Жыл бұрын
It already happen but let’s pretend that boring Maple Story gameplay doesn’t exist
@DeffVsTheWorld Жыл бұрын
way ahead of you buddy
@pyrogreg8 Жыл бұрын
you have Dark Souls 1 and 2 now
@elocfreidon2 жыл бұрын
Cory's sharpen pencil translation is fucking genius.
@konrad66882 жыл бұрын
I like how Zach’s reactions to Cory’s hypothetical nonsense is the exact same as DingDong’s reactions to Chris’ hypothetical nonsense
@AcidicMentality2 жыл бұрын
12:32 omfg the legit rage is hilarious
@theequalizer6942 жыл бұрын
Cory is the only person who can make zach genuinely angry lmfao
@big_manny2 жыл бұрын
i love how at 35:10 cory says "fraternal twin" and since nobody had heard of that phrase they just assume its cory being crazy lmfao
@tahutoa2 жыл бұрын
Bizarre how he's the only one to have heard of it
@Fuges2 жыл бұрын
the best part is that "fraternal twin" is a real thing, but instead of explaining it to them he just keeps repeating it as if that would make them understand
@lborlet52042 жыл бұрын
Mainly because he’s using it completely wrong, I’m pretty sure he meant Siamese twin
@henrynelson93012 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure Cory was just accidentally correct that time
@reverbthevocal421 Жыл бұрын
@@lborlet5204 No, he's using it correctly. A fraternal twin is when two egg cells are fertilized, while an identical twin is when a single egg cell creates two babies.
@Zlarel Жыл бұрын
25:33 I love the pause between Cory saying "Show her what for" and Zach calling him out on it. I'm just imagining Zach's expression as he mulls over what he just heard.
@McDoinky2 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that he’s yelling “SPHERICAL!” at them in the thumbnail
@Madness2002 жыл бұрын
I see it as him yelling that "MY BRAIN! NO! WOOOOOOORK!" he yelled in Indivisible.
@TheBanMan2 жыл бұрын
And then Niall falls on his face
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
_"But Doctor Insano... _*_Doctor Insano... DOCTOR INSANO...!"_*
@sporovid58562 жыл бұрын
I was able to watch the whole thing, but him calling Big Ben “Ben Drowned tower” at 34:45 is what finally broke me.
@jerrysmith88148 ай бұрын
This one truly proved to me that Cory is an ascended being
@ToastedSwitch24 ай бұрын
@@jerrysmith8814TATSUYA PFP SPOTTED!!
@jerrysmith88143 ай бұрын
@@ToastedSwitch2 damn straight fellow man of culture
@ToastedSwitch23 ай бұрын
@@jerrysmith8814 real shit
@thebuddah12533 ай бұрын
@@ToastedSwitch2 literally the most boring games ever made
@Circuitssmith2 жыл бұрын
“Let’s talk fat, come on man….” Zach’s little pocket Joe Biden clawing its way to freedom for another brief moment.
@TheSquash32 жыл бұрын
Loved the mini super cut of every time he says “mother bearing hips”
@thefappingfapster86442 жыл бұрын
38:40 I never realized how many times Cory has said "mother bearing hips". Is he okay?
@henrynelson93012 жыл бұрын
You’ve never heard of bearing and giving birth to a mother?
@AwesomeMooseSmile Жыл бұрын
I think he means that they are hips that birth and belong to mothers, but he just doesn't understand how retarded it sounds
@ihateroads7926 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, one of the times he says “mother bearing herms”
@donet0death240 Жыл бұрын
Mother birthing hips 😂
@peeeeeeeeeeaf7 ай бұрын
@@henrynelson9301completely unrelated but this is actually a real things some bugs do where they give birth to a baby thats already pregnant
@Abysalss2 жыл бұрын
The hardest thing about deciphering Cory is that he’s both a pathological liar and his brain also works in a crazy way with making nonsensical connections, I genuinely don’t think he can even help it when he makes something up
@nono-xm8yl2 жыл бұрын
I like that in the Happy Meal story, Zach asks whether the Sonic toys are cool, at least. Like he could imagine himself doing the same thing if McDonalds had cool toys pertaining to his own interests.
@Kirodev Жыл бұрын
Donald Trump toy.
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
“You guys were both alive when the USSR was still a country, and you’re getting Sonic toys!”
@kingmob2716 Жыл бұрын
Cory: "I don't even know what the USSR is!"
@TheBfutgreg7 ай бұрын
@@kingmob2716*USR
@mistertwister2000 Жыл бұрын
Cory can go to depths that no one else can. He can frustrate even Zach, he can tire out Chris, he is the final boss of OneyPlays
@dr.buttholebigstacks391611 ай бұрын
Ll
@masonr.powers71966 ай бұрын
I wanna say the only one he has yet to break is Tomar
@adamruiz36836 ай бұрын
There's nothing funnier than Corey saying something so unhinged that Chris and Zach both yell at him like disappointed parents.
@enthiegavoir59552 жыл бұрын
Loving how he out-crazy's Zach
@Kirodev Жыл бұрын
The difference is Zach is intentionally crazy for the sake of the show while Cory 80% of the time is just legitimately clinically insane
@LimeDeB2 жыл бұрын
The way the comp goes from 40 minutes of Cory being this simple, unhinged weirdo to like a 10 minute segment of him completely amazing and impressing the group with his ability to outsmart the Zelda game, and making himself look like a genius just makes him so much more fascinating.
@GlueTubb6 ай бұрын
My favourite quirk of Cory is that he is a complete blithering man baby, but he perfectly uses slang from the 1920's almost perfectly.
@No_Life_Alex11 ай бұрын
"i'm gonna have second hand embarrasment" "corey, it's first hand, you're doing it"
@Hank..2 жыл бұрын
the confusion over the translator bit was way funnier than the actual bit wouldve been
@KidaPak2 жыл бұрын
10 years later and I'm still listening to these guys. Will never forget😂🙌🏼
@alexbange63082 жыл бұрын
been following these boys since newgrounds
@caswillsaveme2 жыл бұрын
Cory going from collecting ugly little figures and being mad as shit about it, to him saying he wants a giant porn collection 😭😭
@peeeeeeeeeeaf7 ай бұрын
hes my spirit animal
@PudgySasquatch Жыл бұрын
i think we should force Cory and Adam to live together for a year in a padded room just having conversations and record it, pretty sure we'd solve all the world's problems deciphering what nonsense they blather out
@ragdollinballin10 ай бұрын
trying to understand that would force humanity's brains to evolve and become more intelligent just to figure it out so that would probably actually work lmao
@saladparfait2 жыл бұрын
35:10 Fraternal twins are twins that are still genetically distinct from each other. Score 1 for Cory.
@xersilusftw3245 Жыл бұрын
Every single sentence cory says is like getting flashbanged in a dark room
@captainred78442 жыл бұрын
Chris losing his shit at the bees bit after 10 fucking seconds always gives me life
@ChibiBoxing2 жыл бұрын
37:00 doesn't matter what day itnis, I find Cory's answer to his sexual curiosity as a teen amazing. Also the reaction is priceless, no one expected that.
@OCTAMAN Жыл бұрын
The fact that Jeff was sitting there in deadpan silence just makes it that much more hilarious.
@Stick_gun2 жыл бұрын
9:35 " I will pretend to bwe a mouf bwever" I think about this every day
@thechadator54352 жыл бұрын
19:55 Cory goes gamer mode
@gabrieldinix5 ай бұрын
The legitimate shock is what really gets me “Jesus Christ, Cory! Wh-what’s the need?”
@shailune5 ай бұрын
its amazing how much of an actual grounding force cory is to zach. anything zach could do or say is just blown out of the water by corys 'tism
@seshjuan420692 жыл бұрын
i bet just being around Cory when he obtains a happy meal is an absolute christmas treat on it's own :)
@nikkifish2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting seeing Midori on OneyPlays
@awsomewolfman1242 жыл бұрын
Including the part where you need to drive him to four other McDonald's because he didn't get the right toy.
@voids48182 жыл бұрын
@@awsomewolfman124 and you needing to order for him because he’s too socially anxious to ask for the proper toy
@br3akstuff Жыл бұрын
"Cory no one wanted you dude...anyway, go on" is so fucking funny
@KUPSMusic2 жыл бұрын
Cory, the sonic loving manbaby for an hour? Count me in
@Profile__1 Жыл бұрын
If Cory ever becomes senile, he'll actually start making more sense than before.
@hibikiazuma2 жыл бұрын
Watching Corey compilations is like getting a Fallout perk. You may be having fun, but something gets lost in your brain in exchange for it
@JRBDWD Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shnorkeythefourth45722 жыл бұрын
Early on I was convinced Cory was just Chris changing his voice slightly because they’d never talk at the same time
@nutzeeber5 ай бұрын
"i think cory should translate" immediately crafted a pair of cement boots on Corey's feet and teleport him to the pacific
@dandy-jack Жыл бұрын
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARPEN A PENCIL" "WHAT ARE YOU *_TALKING_* ABOUT???"
@thedeathchimera2 жыл бұрын
There is no price I wouldn't pay to hear what Corey says when being censored.
@vrakathen9332 Жыл бұрын
0:58 the disappointment in Zach’s voice when he says “Cory.” is unmeasurable and my day has been made.
@halocray2 жыл бұрын
To be honest that translator bit wasn't Cory's fault. He was trying to be a bad translator but they didn't understand it lmao
@johnstevenson50842 жыл бұрын
No, he thinks a translator is an app which teaches you a language like duolingo.
@halocray2 жыл бұрын
@@johnstevenson5084 no he was trying to mimic those videos where its just common English sentences you need while traveling to help learn the language. And he was trying to be a translator that is just really shitty and only knows a couple things.
@pickedceasar12162 жыл бұрын
@@halocray yeah but everytime they tried to start a new question with the bit he kept getting confused
@Polveria2 жыл бұрын
@@pickedceasar1216 I feel that was also a bit, too.
@pickedceasar12162 жыл бұрын
@@Polveria I don't think so. It was genuinely a moment of confusion and frustration that ends up being funny in the long run Your basically saying they planned out Cory flubbing which is not possible to predict 😂😂
@patrinizer3463 ай бұрын
18:29 Cory: "I've got nothing against shit fetishes." Chris: "I do." Zach: "I do!"
@Gh0st30092 жыл бұрын
This implies that Cory, from now on, will be sane
@komodotheism85192 жыл бұрын
Its not a complete series tho
@RibeyeJohnny2 жыл бұрын
Cory's grasp on the English language is quite unique
@pyrotechnick4202 жыл бұрын
Every time that Zach jokingly, yet aggressively, talks over his friends to shut them up triggers something deep down inside of me. It's weird bc he's my favorite along with Ding Dong