Best of House Season 5 | House M.D.

Relive the best moments from House Season 5.
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00:00-09:46 : S5, E5, Lucky Thirteen
09:47-20:03: S5, E7, The Itch
20:04-29:43 : S5, E10, Let Them Eat Cake
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[@adityachaudhry7566]

“Who can pick a lock?” Taub and Kurtner immediately stand up 😂

[@annemsoutherland]

And as foreman days he'll go so taub and kurtner doing steel any underwear! 😂

[@FidemObduro]

Hallelujah to whoever is running this channel

[@Jayden-he6up]

It’s house

[@novemberbravo6194]

Seriously, whoever you are, we can't thank you enough. You're an absolute hero.

[@mkuehn5450]

21:52 punchline to the "have you seen my balls" exchange clipped. inexcusable.

[@indchang958]

I like to watch.

[@libra3655]

Whoever it is, they are a god among men

[@user-eo1hd2xr5q]

Cameron being the almighty gotta be the most ethical goddess as always, like why did you even have to wake up the guy from sedation, tell him he is outside when she knows it will result in a disaster, and then argue that it was right to tell him because ethics. She is worse than house without vicodin and in pain.

[@thunderlighting2006]

It's all because SHE feels guilty not because she wants to do the right thing or do the best thing for the patient

[@classedupraven3991]

She said "calm down" yo that's a big help now he's gonna calm down for sure👍

[@heidikickhouse-]

​@@thunderlighting2006 I think it's neither of those. She cares only about appearing ethical to others. She's happy to inflict harm on patients as long as doing so makes her look ethical to others. I think that's built into her character as written, because she does it so often: loudly proclaiming her moralistic positions while acting immoraly herself - like persuading Chase into s*x, instead of monitoring the patient, giving her patient a mickey so he falls apart after discharge etc. Great scriptwriters! They understand the problem with moralistic people is that they never question their own judgments or ethics.

[@cassandro9445]

​@@heidikickhouse-ehm I don't think so, some moralistic people constantly question their ethics, some do not, it's not black or white. It's not a well written character, it's oversimplified and unidimensional, kind of like how "immoral" people want to think "moralistic" people are...

[@kkuwura]

She actually did have a reason if you listen to her. She said the shock from waking up outside of his home during the post-op is gonna lead to complications in recovery. Now, you can argue that for her that was a rationalization but it still is a legitimate medical reason

[@GopaiCheems]

22:43 "Her EEG's flatlined" I did not expect that would mean the patient has fucking disappeared

[@hinagikugamesnstuff2452]

Well most times it doesn't xD

[@mikeyisbombable]

"I like to watch" 😂House had a field day in that episode

[@NilRacing]

"You're Dr. House? I assume my name come out last night in form of a moan" And "You're just upset, because the whole time she was with you she was thinking about my huge, throbbing... diagnostic skills" Having a field day is a understatement... haha

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

I like to watch to💀💀🤣🤣

[@taheraafshin188]

Still can't believe THIS is the guy who played a sweet dad in stuart little... such a good actor!! 👏🏻

[@derrickstorm6976]

I swear I can't believe Hugh Laurie doesn't have an American accent

[@feefee10ish]

Throbbing diagnostic skills 😂😂😂

[@Mac-sb5lj]

"Huge, throbbing diagnostic skills" is what he actually said.

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

I like to watch💀

[@Soul_Alpha]

​@@SaraMorgan-ym6ueNAHHH that profile pic is beyond foul😭

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

@@Soul_Alpha why what's wrong with a pic of drinking gasoline from a gas pump it's yummy💀💀

[@jasonpadgettCodm]

4:45 😂😂😂😂

[@angryhedgehoglee6363]

I just adore 13. Her character is my favorite except for House himself. I have such intense nostalgia for this series.

[@namehere973]

10:50 Americans when they realise they are being taken to hospital in a ambulance (Its too expensive)

[@PoipoleBoi]

Can comfirm. I only went in the ambulance for a car crash when I wouldn't have to pay for it

[@derrickstorm6976]

​@@PoipoleBoi "can confirm statistical fact, it happened to me"

[@PoipoleBoi]

@@derrickstorm6976 ?

[@kevinoneil5120]

The combined medical bills of every patient in this show could make a serious dent in the national debt.

[@paulofelipebbraga9634]

Would be millions! You can imagine how many people actually die because the insurances don't cover and they don't have the $$$. This would make a nice episode.

[@TimEagle77]

The cake diagnosis was definitely one of the best.

[@starcrafter13terran]

I heard about the illness as well as the drug treatment. Is the high carb thing for real or was it because it shocked her system to not have it?

[@every116]

@@starcrafter13terran It's a real treatment (although not in cake form, more in glucose-rich IV form), but some quick research shows that it's a smaller part of a larger treatment plan involving a lot of things like eliminating other medications that might trigger attacks and injecting more important medications like hematin.

[@TheDendran]

House: "10 points for doing what I said" :D Also House: "...-10 points for doing it badly"

[@talpa6969]

>brings cake "it's not a lie" i love this man (it is not unintentional - the reference is from 2007 and the ep is from 2008)

[@Box-O-Soldier]

To quote House: *"OH. MY. GOD."*

[@HereButNotPresent]

Not Cameron acting surprised and frustrated when she was taken off the case. Nearly killed a guy for literally no reason

[@yisus1434]

I think he was surprised and frustrated because House wasn't arguing with Cuddy over that case. Later she was jealous when she find the truth about what happen recently with House and Cuddy :)

[@VickyNewland-ds1zr]

House is the best medical drama ever

[@Rebel-dz9hd]

the way he goes "have you seen my balls?"

[@thegameplayer125]

house after hearing the patient came from thirteens house: i've got a golden ticket

[@canalboating]

" Go find the carpet"

[@somerandomguy2205]

Hell yeah i've been binging house md content on youtube for the last weeks thanks for my long due fix

[@nicolelala10]

Best part of me being unemployed in 2011 was spending Wednesdays binging House.

[@annemsoutherland]

My husband one year for Christmas got me the complete series of house on DVD!

[@bigtimebop]

Throbbing diagnostic skills 💀💀

[@thekingsownkid]

So Cameron genuinely believes that she did the right thing? What if he had died? Would she still feel good?

[@tootsierollpatrol7812]

" i get better reception when you re not here" 😂😂

[@NekoLavender1987]

House: "I could run down the hall" Cuddy: "No, you couldn't." [Looks at leg]

[@GuitarHeroRocks99]

in no medical situation ever would a doctor go to a patient's house and go through their stuff

[@biancasview1980]

It’s in the script…lol

[@dinosaurkin5093]

That's probably why doctors fail to save so many people.

[@JayP7.62]

They did when a friend of mine got anthrax from doing taxidermy. But it wasn't the doctors treating him in the hospital and the police escorted them. But of course that's not your usual medical problem lol.

[@cassandro9445]

​@@biancasview1980thanks ❤

[@reinmarren9959]

Clearly you aren't Dr House then

[@SkyFall-hk1eh]

After Season 2, Season 5 is my favorite. It has my favorite season finale easily.

[@Aegon1]

15:58 love how Cameron now can fire back with the same ammo as house

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

18:52 She just had to open her mouth they couldn't just do the surgery.

[@hazardgoose2352]

it pisses me off despite being a scripted sequence

[@ChazzZimmermanMedia]

She was annoying

[@napalmballwipes]

man really pulled an "was this your number" and it actually worked wonder how many times hes tried and it hasnt

[@xcaliber4141]

He makes more and more sense as the season's go on

[@KNOTTYBUDS]

Being a (pretty mild) hypochondriac and person with OCD about anything health related, idk why i keep watching these 🤣🤣 I always get to a part where I think, "Oh, God! What if I have that?? 😨" and then end up switching to something else to not freak myself out lmao

[@donmichael5360]

I think the floating duck reference was from Monty pythons

[@unclegreybeard3969]

Yep, life of Brian 'Burn the witch'.

[@graydenday3760]

​@@unclegreybeard3969 *Holy Grail

[@oxtailspider7677]

wake up babe new house content

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Only House could make Sexual Harassment be this Hilarious.

[@hollyb6885]

4:35- the writers on this show were fantastic! House mentioning his huge diagnostic skills here is pure GOLD!!

[@phantomy2034]

​@@hollyb6885That was a brilliant word swap I must admit! 😆😆😆😆

[@theodorebarton4256]

22:13 a DUCK! 22:18 called it!

[@jaydentrujillo9598]

Oh men feels good to see another video of house md ❤

[@unclegreybeard3969]

Men feels good?

[@bombbunnie]

omg babe wake up the best of house season 5 video just came out

[@peaceman97amd97]

I'm learning so much 😂

[@Sniperboy5551]

Prion disease is universally fatal, the only thing you can get is supportive therapy that only prolongs the suffering

[@professionalinsomniac8338]

That’s why he said treatment, not cure. 😢

[@paulofelipebbraga9634]

Basically anything that is bad and involve the DNA will get you killed.

[@cassandro9445]

22:11 and what else floats in water? 😂😍 Genius

[@a.s.405]

Najbolja serija ikada.

[@ethanp2236]

24:48 Special apperance by CaseOh

[@GizmoBeach]

Season 5 was my favorite until Season 7 came along. I’d rank Season 4 pretty highly (despite the shifting cast) if not for the Writers’ Strike making it a shorter season, NOT their faults for that necessary stoppage. Ain’t no shows w/o their work. My favorite ending to any of House’s series. After that door closed behind House, I literally counted the days until I could see the resolution.

[@unwilling1873]

the goat

[@PJOZeus]

Notice how many less 'Best of' there are as the seasons go foward Media past 2008 degrades, and past season 4 it does drop off, shocker

[@rosariodagosto6484]

THIS WAS A CLASSIC EPISODE LOVED IT 😊

[@pyrpleflower7]

I wish my doctor can come to my home to treat me instead of staying at a hospital. After having major surgery I was glad I was sent home the same day. My home is cleaner than a hospital. 😂

[@paulofelipebbraga9634]

Hospitals are some of the most filthy places in the world, an old shack in the woods can be safer.

[@danielbarker2522]

​@paulofelipebbraga9634 what an idiotic take. Maybe the patients sick room isn't sterile, but treatment is always supposed to be done with lots of sanitary preparations

[@Helenaeverafterhigh]

2:49😅

[@dianawatton7570]

I disagree with saying you don't heal with kindness I think kindness has a great deal to do with healing.

[@thecrudelab3204]

wouldnt excess acid increase potassium levels? coz to balance the ions in and out of the cell potassium would come out and hydrogen would go in, making pseudohyperkalaemia?

[@Grunthor17]

God I ALWAYS hated Cameron and even in later seasons that didn't change. Her bleeding fucking heart caused so many friggin issues.

[@moonxstarssss]

i need a new season rn re make the show

[@coolbreeze5683]

The 1st patient with the lung cysts ended up having Sjogrens. If they would have just ran a simple ANA then ENA blood tests to rule out autoimmune conditions, they would have noticed she had it instead of doing more complicated testing. Reminds me of the episode where Foreman took on the case with the kid whose brother gave him too many children's vitamins and he ended up with high iron levels that made him sick. Wouldn't the ER have ran a basic panel of blood work, since that would have included iron levels. Some cases seem like they could be solved by simpler methods but they purposely make it more complicated.

[@shawnryan2197]

I can pick locks pretty well.

[@user-rw3gr9yr4t]

9/10, missed #9

[@stilesRTS]

7:24 now thats a boss move

[@ssuuss539]

25:13 what is this💀

[@user-vg6ym5xy2r]

The patient made exercise videos but she previously took a shortcut by having gastric bypass surgery. She was just having a nightmare where her obese clients were attacking her.

[@PhillipWattay]

hallucination actually

[@SaltySeattleCyclist]

25:22 A+ acting right there 🙄

[@qendresashillova]

Do you wanna save yourself or do you wanna not to save yourself?

[@Dru_Stephan]

I just realized Cameron and Thirteen aren't the same person.

[@mattgilbert7347]

Took me a while as well

[@Sniperboy5551]

Are you serious? 13 is gorgeous, Cameron is mid.

[@kaerligheden]

What???? 😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@roguetrooper5401]

Great game lots of fun I hope you have fired clarence the crappy mortar

[@pizzafire6666]

19:10 her waking him up was stupid

[@drewskiwest5284]

haven't said it yet but binge watching these and they still can't play massive attack's song that made the show's intro extremely popular? unreal... even for the channel that is "House M.D." with a checkmark....

[@ChernorizecHrabyr]

Oh yeah! ❤😀

[@konrad94886]

"maybe there is a god!"

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

25:00 most skinny family in Texas

[@kathleenbieker2987]

And I believe he was a dog napper for Cuvilla, on 100 or 102 dalmatians.

[@89Keith]

So close, 101

[@danbrennan7348]

13 could have done better.

[@brometheusthefirstbro4302]

I thought she was pretty cute

[@drewskiwest5284]

26:16 pryon disease isn't exactly "treatable" - its a death sentence...

[@avakinsquad8625]

Oop 👀 😂 8:23

[@johnferlauto-zf7lk]

Hugh Lorie is such🎉 a fine actor! I wish he found 12:32 another worthy acting job after House!!

[@mihalique3899]

RELAX....... then she say she is going to break in front of the patient ... lmao

[@bostontowny4life744]

Cameron is such a moron for waking the guy up like that. Probably just costed him his life @18:40

[@jacintaokoye5291]

17:54

[@AbdullahKhan-jo6og]

In any organization an employee #1 telling the employer the boss that the employer can't ask another employer 2 anything since it's his subordinate, must be the boss of the real task being done in that organization....

[@thatchick2265]

She needs actual food wtf

[@AmosMantyla]

That dude Stewart was stupid as hell.

[@OnlineStarRR]

Its on Netflix now, Im gonne bing watch it, so I skip this one!

[@JoshuaG]

Skip what one ?

[@thomasbullins]

What country?

[@OnlineStarRR]

Im living in Serbia@@thomasbullins

[@thomasbullins]

@@OnlineStarRR it ain't in the states Might have to get Nord VPN

[@stephenhoward4471]

The monty python reference 22:19 had me in stitches 🤣

[@cassandro9445]

I wonder why they decided to make Cameron's character so insufferable. Quite unfair.

[@jadedcarton]

yo

[@samb8996]

Never felt 13’s sexuality added much to the plot line …

[@rachelmb417]

As a bisexual woman, it doesn't tend to "add much" to the plotline of my life...I just...am bisexual and I have hook ups/relationships/situations with people of all genders - just as 13 does in the show so....what's your point exactly?

[@flickcentergaming680]

It doesn't have to. It's more realistic (and less pandering) for a character to just happen to be LGBTQ without it being a major plot line in the show that character appears in.

[@vincentboon4719]

Irritating

[@johnflaherty810]

@@flickcentergaming680when someone’s sexuality is vital to the plot, it comes across as more forced. The fewer times the writers say “how do we get from a to b… I know, let’s make her bisexual” the more organic it becomes

[@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo]

ofc not, it just adds diversity to the show and an interesting detail to her character. also another thing house can mock her for

[@caidyc]

Why are the female voices altered to sound like children?

[@AJ-ql6dz]

Drama shows are annoying bruh

[@projektkobra2247]

13's lame lesbianism was for a tawdry ratings boost..truly beneath this show...right up there with the addition of Seven-Of-Nine on Voyager.

[@johndoe70770]

Daddy chill

[@projektkobra2247]

@@johndoe70770 -Stop masturbating to TV shows...get a real girl.

[@niceboi6364]

I actually find it amusing. It's not like they're forcing her sexuality down your throat like most PR shows tend to do to make sure to transmit it has something to do with her character development. Just a "quirk", nothing else.

[@johnflaherty810]

Yea, women liking women, super lame bro.

[@projektkobra2247]

@@niceboi6364 -No it was lame...very lame..there was nothing to give you any indication she was "bisexual"..Foreman just came out and said it. It was for ratings/titillation of a crowd of hoi-polloi simps and white knight losers not among the core audience of this show.

[@dianawatton7570]

I disagree with saying you don't heal with kindness I think kindness has a great deal to do with healing.