If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many felonies until the 2 men meet in prison?
@queenboudicca31Ай бұрын
Thank you, friend. I hate word problems slightly less than I hate grifting, grasping, kvetching carpet baggers. And they know who they are.
@ROOKTABULAАй бұрын
That many spawn, especially the one he had with Melanoma, will not be good for society.
@LADYKAT...Ай бұрын
Al, please interview Dr Bandy Lee. She is a forensic psychiatrist. The danger of tRump.
@maijaliepa119Ай бұрын
🦅THANK YOU
@onepunch9203Ай бұрын
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@sallyr.6891Ай бұрын
Thank you. Love Martin. Wish you never left Senate but love your show.
@Mandrake591Ай бұрын
I’m glad Martin has been open about his politics, he knows about what he speaks!
@reka2591Ай бұрын
Good one. Thanks! Needed a chuckle.
@nitab1971Ай бұрын
I saw Martin and Steve live. I'd seen Steve before, many years ago. BUT, I was blown away by Martin Short in person!! What a performer!! What a joyous person!! Love him.
@leonarddolha3760Ай бұрын
I am as old as Martin Short. I am from the Province of BC, Canada, Western Canada of course. I loved this man from the East of Canada. Martin is short of just all out hilarious. Martin Short is one export to the USA we had no import to Canada in the free trade agreement. Thanks Martin for your comic wisdom.
@maijaliepa119Ай бұрын
💙🌏💙🌍💙🌎💙 Thank You Fellas = Genius, the Both of Ya 💙 Blessings 💙🙏💙
@andygonsalves2000Ай бұрын
Martin Short is a legend.
@horrido666Ай бұрын
Martin Short. Now there is guy I'd like to have a beer with.
@GrayPJalowАй бұрын
One of the great ones...for a change. ❤
@batgurrlАй бұрын
Old school comedian, screen and tv, star, sctv and SNL. What a delightful person😈♥️
@rcpmacАй бұрын
Except in fact he's an asshole dreaded by all talkshow hosts
@johnford7847Ай бұрын
Thank you for this lovely respite from the terrible reality of our current political situation. I enjoy your usual podcast topics but hearing this made me realize how much I needed a bit of a break.
@patriciamartinez-lx8dyАй бұрын
Great show, Al. Martin Short is hilarious.
@ToddDouglasFoxАй бұрын
Al, keep in mind that even some RED states are having huge surges in voter registration, it’s beginning to be a barn-buster! Keep on keeping on, we are going to be okay and better than okay but we got 2 months + to go before we can take our foot off the throttle for a minutia minute.
@ileneragland369Ай бұрын
VERY WELL SAID!
@pkb1647Ай бұрын
I saw martin at the dmv in LA....
@artpro5930Ай бұрын
Martin Short is the greatest talk show guest of all time. Glad this was reposted. I missed it the first time. And I agree with Al. The Nathan Thurm character s absolutely incredible. "It's not me. It's him, right? He's boring?" Regarding the debate,I have very little faith that the moderators in the next debate will fact check live. How wonderful would it be if they did?
@caroletomlinson5480Ай бұрын
That 77 joke brought a deep laugh and tears to my eyes, but perhaps only because I visualized Steve Martin saying it (I think).❤
@grugotubeАй бұрын
We need a Glick Trump interview
@macswanton9622Ай бұрын
At some point he'd be down for it, out of sheer desperation, knowing he'd be annihilated. What a way to go . . .
@YABBAHEY1Ай бұрын
Big M Short fan, guy knows his craft. On the debates, the frustrating thing is when the "moderators" let all the outright lies & distortion crap go, we the viewers have to sit & take it. You can't throw things at a LCD screen ; they don't stand up to the abuse like the ol' RCA tubes could. Slippers, TV dinner simulated mash potatoes.... just don't make em like they used to. Cronkite & Reasoner never would've taken it lying down.
@soonerdave22Ай бұрын
Everything Mr. Short does is a best of.
@macswanton9622Ай бұрын
When the 3 amigos sang 'Blue Shadows on the Trail', Marty's voice made the other amigos' eyes widen with admiration
@LaRomana59Ай бұрын
The Nichols and May routine set on the train is a classic! 😂
@macswanton9622Ай бұрын
I love their routines that were made into animated t.v. commercials
@LaRomana59Ай бұрын
@macswanton9622 I never saw them, but will seek them out now that I'm aware of their existence! Thank you.
@LaRomana59Ай бұрын
@@macswanton9622 Just saw some of those ads! So funny!
@Mandrake591Ай бұрын
The Queen Haters rocked! 🎶 🎵 ⚡️ And Billy McKay and his brother, Rocco!
@JohnRedshawАй бұрын
Martin Short is a very funny man.
@02bher1Ай бұрын
Hello Martin love from one Canadian🍁 to another. love your Ed Grimley character the best.❣
@Rachel-rv8dbАй бұрын
Shout out for the Leo Kotke music. It was great. Gosh, that's a name I'm sorry to say I haven't heard for a long time. Sorry if I spelled it wrong, but wanted to say thanks for playing it.
@daydream_believerАй бұрын
I'm typing this comment from Hamilton, Ontario Canada. Martin & I attended the same university, at different times. Hi Martin! (like he's going to read this) 🤣
@ravipeiris4388Ай бұрын
I was scarred for life after viewing the movie, 'Three Amigos'. Amazing piece of shit 😢.
@macswanton9622Ай бұрын
Flaherty. A classic comic actor in the vein of Bud Abbot and Art Carney
@oppenheim2Ай бұрын
The empty pants suit vs the 78 year old Pinocchio.
@LADYKAT...Ай бұрын
Al, please interview Dr Bandy Lee!
@deadalivemusic9681Ай бұрын
Long live Jimminy Glick
@chrisbaker4941Ай бұрын
Somehow, they listed the entire cast of SCTV, pausing to remark on a few, but failed to remember the biggest man on Canadian television: John Candy. How, you guys? How could you?
@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886Ай бұрын
Two “great ones” a week would be 100% an improvement, One of those “make it stick” moves.
@caroletomlinson5480Ай бұрын
Not long enough🤣❤
@Arbee1000Ай бұрын
Can we please figure out a way to trick JD Vance into sitting down for an interview with Jiminy Glick.
@leannevandekew1996Ай бұрын
Have you heard that Trump's new favorite food is hummus: he heard it was made of Russian chick pea.
@davegreene8588Ай бұрын
*Several*😂 Russian "chicks", so to speak. (Is that Steele Dossier a available anywhere?)
@Notso_Wild_BillАй бұрын
32:50 to 33:24 Mr. Short easily points out the cowards in the QOP.
@yowzephyrАй бұрын
Speaking of humor, I just found out by accident that Woody Allen was born exactly 100 years after Mark Twain was born. I don't understand why this isn't a famous fact.
@ileneragland369Ай бұрын
Because Martin Short is not even comparable to Mark Twain whose actual name is Samuel Clemens!
@ianmclaren9721Ай бұрын
Get help
@yowzephyrАй бұрын
@@ianmclaren9721 I think you need help.
@ianmclaren9721Ай бұрын
@@yowzephyr because woody Allen will never be as famous as Mark Twain.
@yowzephyrАй бұрын
@@ianmclaren9721 I concur. But Woody is very big nevertheless. Anyway I love Twain quotes and I love Woody quotes. Both men did great quotes. All that time I never knew they were exactly 100 years apart in age.
@davidwitzany5852Ай бұрын
2:44
@zeldasmith6154Ай бұрын
What's funny about Martin is his facial expressions. Sorry he's not visual here.
@andypanda514Ай бұрын
Sound?
@billostrowski685Ай бұрын
It takes a lot to interview Martin Short and make him less than hilarious.