Best of Pimento | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

[@Gtoonm]

Only Andrian Pimento could snort Cocaine thrice in front of two detectives and a NYPD captain with such confidence.

[@edekiller197]

He snorted 3 times

[@ITSFRICKENADAM]

3 fucking times asshole

[@asiantiger50]

@@ITSFRICKENADAM imagine unnecessarily being rude

[@rxbel11]

A 😂 omg your dumb as fuck he said thrice it’s a way of saying 3 you fucking preppy

[@oddball3039]

@@rxbel11 if this is a joke you got me, but the original comment is edited

[@jacobgarsson2447]

*knife held to Jake's throat* Terry's immediate thought: Don't be a DUM DUM!

[@Jimothyjohns]

Jacob Garsson that’s what happens when you have kids

[@babe6835]

Caleb Messinger Rosa says that all the time 😂

[@punishercastle5487]

And somehow he kinda still sounded and looked like a badass. Am I crazy?

[@sweetlifemoderato5397]

And Gina just chilling on her phone

[@punishercastle5487]

dd awsome exactly. Idk if it’s more impressive on the writers part or Terry Crews’ part lol

[@PhantomJavelin]

"No. That was embarrassing for you. A bond has been made" I love this man.

[@toneytorado5520]

Same!

[@camnunes8847]

Pimento is sort of like a Teddy bear, but it can maul you like an actual bear

[@skeltonslay8er781]

@@camnunes8847 a teddy bear with a bunch of razor blades sticking out of it?

[@mandreadfg]

The cyborg or jacket full of weapons line is hilarious

[@desireeslb9958]

kkkkjkkk​@@skeltonslay8er781jjjjj

[@mabeyashley1986]

"His Brain leaked out his eyes like he was crying his own mind" Genius 😂😂

[@OvSpP]

Mind Cryer, coming this summer to NBC.

[@jdhill770]

"My goodness."

[@OvSpP]

This man needs his own spin-off. Or at least a limited series.

[@davidreal1031]

Jade Nguyen You should see him in the show the legue as Raffy

[@Starach]

Pretty sure he basically had a cameo in Bad Grampa XD

[@JoshDUDEization]

I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT

[@stevehagen9804]

He’s the link between Brooklyn 99 and John Wick. Becoming Mr. Tick Tock is just the natural progression

[@nangke]

Jason Mantzoukas is also in The Good Place (from season 2 onwards).

[@nicolebuyakov]

how did you not name this 'pimentos momentos'

[@smoovegutierrez541]

Protect this human all costs

[@MegaBYSON]

@@smoovegutierrez541 loooool

[@MegaBYSON]

Nice

[@dalcowfan22]

You have won KZbin

[@Anzy.99]

if they don't rename it after this comment they are fricking dildos

[@ZacThaBarber]

Him hiding in nikolaj’s closet was the best hahahahaha

[@marcelobertoni2967]

"Nikolaj"

[@jordimelis4463]

It's actually "Nikolaj"

[@22gjreyes]

Say it right guys. It's "Nikolaj"

[@thoooma7129]

****nikolaj

[@Soulrapier1]

nikolaj! no nikolaj

[@kainholden2001]

I just love terry’s reactions to Rosa and pimento’s sexual tension. It’s hilarious

[@JackieMReacts]

that's how I react to ALL sexual tension!!!

[@ghendao]

Terry's reactions was actually the audience's reaction

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

My reactions were Pimento’s reactions. 😂😂😂

[@dishadham9565]

Can't even get a cup of coffee!

[@divelea]

I love Terry the dork 🥰

[@JokerThe91st]

"It's march man, shut up!!" 😂 Terry's reaction to Rosa's and Pimento's weird interactions get me every damn time!

[@jcout25]

That was a reaction to Hitchcock and Scully saying "Summer of love, baby".

[@katiebonser9712]

Hitchcock and Scully don't mind, because they're a Hitchcock and a Scully.

[@agustinrico3304]

I like how even when Terry is serious he tells pimento “don’t be a dumb dumb” like he’s talking to one of his kids

[@spencerjones2963]

"Actually, I have a very funny story about keeping my eyes moist!" Proceeds to beat mans head in with crazed eyes

[@gr8jason806]

That’s why it’s FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

[@saskruffriders8234]

I can't believe how dark and funny that entire 5 seconds was.

[@awesomepossum2598]

Adrian pimento: worlds greatest chaotic neutral

[@user-mh9dx7nz2r]

*Chaotic Neutral.

[@Vlugazoide]

Yeah...he' definitely a force of pure chaos, not a chaotic good

[@CarBroke.PhoneYes]

He is chaotic lawful

[@pigglesgoomshby7249]

Most if not all of Jason Mantzoukas roles are chaotic

[@craxnor]

I know its a short scene but I love everyones reactions when Pimento pulls the knife on Jake. Boyle reaches for his weapon, BUT doesn't pull it out. Holding his hands out in a placating gesture. Doing his best to stop and calm the situation without resorting to any sort of violence. Sarge and Rosa on the other hand immediately recognize the threat, see Jake in a possible fatal situation, and instantly pull out their weapons and train it on Pimento. Neither shoot their weapons, but both demand he lowers the knife and you know that if he moves in any wrong way they are blasting him straight to hell. Every other nameless cop does the same as Rosa and Sarge, but they keep back watching from the sideline and covering any blind spots, also voicing to stand down. Holt calmly walks out of his office. Raises his voice instantly setting a commanding tone and enforcing silence in order to explain the situation and save both Jake and Pimento. Gina is just on her phone because she knows who Pimento is, because Holt told her, and she didn't tell anyone else. Because she's Gina and shes literally the worst. And she knows that Holt will stop any hostilities and Jake will be fine. Jake is the most surprising because he is completely calm. He's startled but doesn't make any moves to free himself because he knows the danger he's in and is thinking a mile a minute before he actually talks. Its a near perfect scene where you get all of the characters personalities in 5 seconds.

[@WarioLandIV]

I'd also like to point out that sarge uses a combination of the way you deal with a criminal AND the way you deal with a child, having the physical actions of pointing his gun, but saying "Don't be a dumb dumb" like he's addressing a kid. Just like how he's physically imposing but very caring and calm

[@travelingspartan2035]

None of these responses are technically wrong in this situation despite the differences, either, just reflective of the roles they fill in the cast and as part of the 99. Everyone has a different logic for how best to handle shit suddenly going down that's probably worked in a bunch of other such incidents.

[@benjaminkingsley-jones7832]

craxnor In my opinion, Jake’s reaction is normal for him, as throughout the series the only times I can really remember him reacting suddenly is with Terry, the rest of the time (be it a gun, a knife, or just several people throat punching him) he keeps his cool and reacts calmly and cleverly in order to solve the situation in a similar way to Boyle - little to no violence. The only time we see him start overreacting or bringing in any unnecessary violence is when he doesn’t think the situation is serious (for instance, he’s never shot, nor killed someone as a police officer - which we can tell because the last time he had therapy was when he was a child, and shooting/killing in a police force leads to mandatory therapy sessions before you’re allowed back in the field. Contrast this with the federal hostage training seminar, in which he paintballs every person on sight.)

[@aviezerscop401]

Everyone's so good at analyzing I'm just wondering why they pulled out their guns cuz I assumed Pimento was good but nuts.

[@benjaminkingsley-jones7832]

Z-star * Regardless of what their instincts on pimento were, he pulled a knife on their friend.

[@valegames3496]

“A convicted pervert asked me if you guys could cool it” 5:50 hahahaha

[@416RG]

Nobody talks about that line its hilarious 🤣

[@mariperez5214]

Whoever wrote that was a genius 😂

[@Novakane78]

Adrian: "If I were there to kill him he would have never known I was there." Charles: "A thing you told him several times!" Adrian *gestures to everyone like he should be relate-able*

[@Soulrapier1]

Such a rich childhood

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

*relatable

[@Novakane78]

@@IfIHadMyTimeAgain my phone auto corrected and I figured it wasn't a big deal

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Beast Lee been there

[@carter2.005]

And then Jake just says Nikolaj is living such a rich childhood

[@jamesallen9325]

Pimento doing the coke had me rolling, “whoa!! I got so much that time.” Holt, Peralta and Diaz deadpanning it makes it even funnier.

[@camobash2462]

I love how he admits to having a taste for human tongues in front of everyone and they don’t even acknowledge it

[@dajoler]

I miss Adrian. I kinda wish they gave him his own arc of getting help for his obvious PTSD, especially since the series hasn't shied away from tackling other more serious issues. Yes, some of his funniest moments are very dark but B99 has always been able to make light out of even the darkest situations with aplomb. Hope he comes back for another stint.

[@Gaby-fb7gh]

Agreed.

[@Jimothyjohns]

I mean they did talk about him taking medication to help him forget

[@vicentecastillo8352]

He also has brain damaged by his memory lost

[@ComicCrossing]

@@vicentecastillo8352 The medication was given to him by the Doctor who was trying to make him forget the affair he discovered as a PI. I dont think he had actual brain damage.

[@trla6505]

The "I deserve that " line always stick with me, like he is a good guy that has done a lot of terrible things and believes he deserves to be punish

[@mgrax1902]

Pimento and Rosa's sexual tension scenes were the best of the best and I watch them over and over again lmao

[@benabraham3973]

yup they should have stuck up with that couple... instead of doubling down on the wokeness and turning her into a Bi... Now she only dates chicks it seems (inspite of the term being 'Bi')...

[@444.0l]

Dr.Ben Abraham oh my

[@444.0l]

her actress is bi that’s why they worked it in

[@benabraham3973]

@@444.0l maybe so... dont get me wrong, im alright with diversity and inclusion as long as they feel organic... hell, Captain Holt is one of my favourite characters in TV of all time (BTW, Andre Braugher is straight in real life and im curious why they didnt 'work that in'... oo i know, because its called acting)... All im saying is that Rosa's change midway at that point felt forced...

[@444.0l]

Dr.Ben Abraham does that completely change the flow of the full show ? does that make it unenjoyable ?

[@adebrysi]

i give this guy mad props for playing the same character for years and continually getting work

[@eldon2694]

POWERFUL dankwrasslin experience he probably learned from Adam Sandler

[@Gangerworld]

"Ah, Vitamin B: The second best vitamin." Oh Jake.....

[@Noon3rs]

The FIRST best are Flintstones gummies.

[@Gerryo52]

@@seancasey6472 Yeah, but with Jake's character he thinks Vitamin A is the best vitamin because the letter A lol

[@SarathKumar-bp2go]

I started wheezing when he said that XD

[@izziedias]

love how in the first scene Gina doesn't even react she just keeps on her phone

[@klillym1461]

She already knew, Holt told her.

[@ashleyshagenburgal1041]

Cause she’s a rascal

[@isabellasopo3555]

Probably because she trusts her precinct to handle it

[@alecchristiaen4856]

i love how he technically doesn't fit with the comedic tone of B99, but the jarring difference is played for laughs for some sweet sweet black comedy

[@Dr.Acula76]

Missed my favorite Pimento Line. "I lied, walking sucks, and Maryland, is a giant pile of garbage."

[@rissahagemann9670]

It is I'm from there

[@Kassiddy]

Just when you think a person can't be any more crazier, Pimento always delivers.

[@empyrealwonder]

Knowing that he's going to play Dionysus in the new Percy Jackson series heals my soul in ways you cannot imagine

[@chinwekeleizuzu9561]

0:20. "Don't be a dum dum". Classic Terry!

[@evstrevs]

'...they tortured us, made me eat my co-pilots tongue. Oof, now I've got a taste for it' 😂😂😂😂

[@Anonymos185]

God I miss Rosa and Pimento being a couple. Wildest chaotic energy in fiction history

[@Doge-lb8dq]

This could include clips of derek from the good place and I would never know the difference.

[@calliejohnston9489]

Doge 512 MAXIMUM DEREK!

[@TeamSukiyo]

What a derek idea

[@jordimelis4463]

He also plays a very similar character in The League

[@nuclear_wizard]

Dude does have a...very interesting typecast, doesn't he?

[@jordimelis4463]

@@nuclear_wizard Incredibly specific, but I ain't complaining

[@aureumursa1833]

After much consideration, I've decided Pimento is my favorite recurring character. Doug Judy is a very close second.

[@Morris2182]

I could not agree more

[@Mhxqu3]

"Loosen up Sarge... Summer of love baby" "It's March, shut up" 😂😂😂😂

[@KEVMAN7987]

I don't know how I didn't notice this before, but after Rosa says she wouldn't bone Gizmo, Jake says he would under his breath.

[@unfortunateanchor1717]

Jake is so bi

[@jimmysullivan6054]

Dude..

[@Aedon__]

Where and wich episode is that😭

[@jamiefletcher3186]

This character better return soon. Even better, in a episode with Doug Judy

[@ianstephenson9721]

He was in the S7 trailer

[@camnunes8847]

Okay take Jake, plus Doug, and Adrian all in one team. Best idea ever

[@mrghostmanghost5595]

dont forget caleb...

[@emmaray6215]

@@mrghostmanghost5595, the cannibal?

[@mrghostmanghost5595]

@@emmaray6215 yep...

[@JADE..........]

Pimento seriously needs his own spin off about his weird ass life and shenanigans

[@ant6inette]

PIMENTO DOING COCAINE IN FRONT OF HOLT IM SCREAMING

[@ninin3558]

the best thing about rosa and pimento’s flirting was terry having to witness it all 🤣🤣

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

4:47 Me walking into the kitchen to get a snack, but catching my sister flirting with her boyfriend instead.

[@plipplop3684]

Pimento is the best character and I still haven't forgiven Rosa for dumping him. 🎵🎶ROSA ROSA ROSA ROOSSAAA🎶🎵

[@asecretone]

"Well I'm not gonna bone Gizmo!" Golden Globe Winner *Great*

[@donalderickson5561]

I wish Pimento was a permanent character or had his own show with him as a P.I.

[@augustuskleinfeldt8158]

Love how in the first scene everyone is guns drawn and there is Gina in the background on her phone 😂😂😂

[@Will-nn3pb]

*8:19* *His face* 😂😂😂

[@nile.3219]

lol that cracked me up 😂😂😂

[@CalixtoErico]

Hahahahahhaahah

[@jen-dz8bq]

Terry's reaction to Rosa & Pimento b/c we all deserve it 4:42 5:04 5:22 5:40 6:12

[@DanteYewToob]

I love how Holt just casually ignores his very obvious declaration of cannibalism and his newfound taste for human flesh with a nice and casual "It's good to have you back." Is it? Is it, Holt?! The man has a taste for human flesh and the first place he went is into a child's closet and no one is even slightly concerned?! Holt is much more concerned with the hug duration than him "hinting" that he would like to eat him... jesus man. What will it take?! He attempts murder on your detectives many times, does cocaine, assaults people, and now he might eat someone. Literally what can't Pimento casually get away with?!

[@Jahstice]

"A convocted pervert asked if you could cool it!" lmao

[@anuragchoudhury365]

Nuclear Nadal from 'The Dictator'

[@pranavrao2188]

Supah observations

[@Rytonic69]

Wait.... Oh my God!

[@kuya3743]

Noooo

[@CalixtoErico]

Every one of his scenes is hillarious.

[@unlyricallyrics4152]

I literally laughed so hard I cried at the closet reveal.

[@evanblake5252]

Best part about that scene is how Pimento doesn't even seem to register it for a couple seconds, and then joins in screaming.

[@415bean]

"A convicted pervert asked me if you guys could cool it" i dont know why but that line kills me everytime.

[@kevinmcl29]

'anyone wanna listen to Jamiriquai right now?' 😂

[@nathanlewis8036]

Yes I do

[@joshberry6915]

Why is literally everything on this show so funny? Too many great characters.

[@lalankhan7910]

8:21 his reaction when he saw the drug is hilarious

[@yousefcanonizado1298]

0:21 I love how gina is still relax even jake is nearly killed

[@grimtopia4804]

My favorite moment 7:07 "Hey Chuck its me Pimento"

[@efuabondzie4361]

Terry: Don’t be a dumdum My mind: lollipops.

[@tonycee1670]

Love how Gina stayed on her phone while he had a knife to Jakes

[@mightbeahumanmaybe247]

Cause she knows who he is. Holt probably told her to tell the team and didn't for that exact situation. Overanalising the scene and repeating other comments but I love the on point character writing.

[@tonycee1670]

mightbeahuman ,maybe might be true

[@isabellasopo3555]

My guess is she trusts the precinct to take care of the situation, trusts they’ll save jake, and she probably doesn’t think that pimento is that big of a threat because holt told her about his being a detective

[@tonycee1670]

Isabella Sopo I mean that a better guess them mine 😂

[@franciscoluz8986]

I want there to be an episode where it shows pimemto before he went undercover 🤔

[@mightbeahumanmaybe247]

So do I random person I've never met. So do i

[@isabellasopo3555]

And pimento’s super happy and cheerful and an overall optimistic guy and then... :( :D

[@manchurianfool7968]

"I'm not gonna bone Gizmo!" "Well, I would..." Only B99.

[@sarah_oz]

The scene where pimento says “I’m just going to go in this bank and well see what happens” is honestly such an underrated hilarious scene

[@OvSpP]

I miss him and Rosa together. I hope her next GF is as cooky as him.

[@ianstephenson9721]

I really don't like her current GF

[@Warvvolf]

@@ianstephenson9721 Right! How do you go from a Zouks to an Ellen?

[@ianstephenson9721]

@@Warvvolf It doesn't fit her personality at all. She said once that she's only attracted to creeps.

[@Warvvolf]

@@ianstephenson9721 Maybe she's meant creep men. Or maybe she's a creepy Ellen and we just haven't seen that side of her yet.

[@shona5512]

@@ianstephenson9721 It's called Character progression, and Brooklyn Nine Nine is one of those shows that does progression better than damn near every other show out there.

[@patriciahall2774]

So this is basically just every line he has said in the hole show

[@avapritchard1470]

Terry's "dont be a dumb dumb" (20secs) had me laughing so loud

[@zuuupan11]

Caption Holt: "One bag of primo blow" Adrian: 👁👄👁

[@ArticalWolf]

Need more of him. Can't believe he didn't appear in a single episode last season.

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

1) Him and Rosa are great 2) I need someone to call me their little perogie

[@zaanredelinghuys191]

How is it that Pimento does so many illegal stuff, but no one does anything about it?

[@tomasmateus17]

Always wondered that

[@chriswheeler155]

Because he’s undercover...

[@zaanredelinghuys191]

@@chriswheeler155 For some of the stuff yes. But he wasn't undercover when he was snorting cocaine in front of 3 other cops one of which is a captain.

[@davecullins1606]

His experience as an undercover agent is so huge that they just can't afford to lose him as an asset and agent.

[@enjoi62137]

Because if they did, there wouldn't be any humor...

[@M12GProductions]

Pimento has been in the show WAY longer than 10 minutes.

[@tommygirsch9461]

I love how pimento is barely in any episodes and he still has so many good moments

[@ashlanwright9490]

I was waiting for “Look me in the eyes ... like the bear did”

[@TheFMHatter1986]

Jason Mantzoukas is such a great comedic actor and voice actor as he voices one of my favourite characters in Big Mouth and also some good voices in Invincible, Agent Elvis, Housebroken and many others

[@GiveMeAYesNo]

"WHO'S ADRIAN? YEAH! ALRIGHT!" I don't know why that line just makes me die every single time.

[@adamrosman7714]

Love when terry says dont be a dum dum in such a situation

[@DanteYewToob]

Terry is so wholesome! In a serious life or death situation... "Don't be a dum-dum!"

[@alionking1023]

Legend says that Adrian later became the CEO of a perfume company known as Dennis Feinstein... Oh and he has a employee named Eddie who keeps his crossbow.

[@xKardinal]

“Oookay I’m just gonna move this from your nose holes” Only Jake would say nose holes lmao

[@firefightergoggie]

"hey Chuck, it's Pimento" That scream was epic!

[@salmonp4205]

PERFECT MR. D CASTING!! cant wait

[@gedirojas]

Gina on her phone while Jake being held with a knife by Pimento. 😂😂😂

[@Mephistony]

Missing the two best moments! "Yeah Dino, get in here so you can watch me light your house on fire!!!" and the three cutaways when Rosa was tailing him saying he was doing normal things (swinging a sword while screaming, getting punched sparring while screaming, and playing hopscotch while screaming) XD

[@dlion1027]

How can you not love this guy, he's so perfect in this show.

[@etellemeyer5404]

I can't believe this man is gonna play Dionysos/Mr. D in the percy jackson show

[@gamingsaint6527]

Pimento literally snorting coke infront of 2 defectives and a frickin captain , with he himself being a cop😂😂😂

[@matthewdavid6134]

Pimento's expression @ 8:19

[@240hzGaming]

wow another best of pimento and gotta make sure to hit that 10 min mark

[@leahsmith1141]

0:21 There is a knife being held to her childhood friends throats and Gina is still on her phone

[@eryvac0074]

No, she pulled out her phone to take pictures

[@xcutionunknown9634]

I'm 1 min 33 secs in and he's already my #1 favorite. Dark humor is best humor.

[@billie3811]

4:52 Terry's reaction is the best part of that scene

[@jonathan_420]

😂😂😂

[@larrypoppins6273]

All comedy aside, the actor who plays adrian did an amazing job portraying someone with PTSD.

[@FBTM]

Finally !!! More Adrian clips please!

[@steezedwolf]

The fact that brooklyn 99 goes from sitcom camerawork to legit cinematics, like in the first scene when adrian held jake at knifepoint. Even charles looked awesome w those shots. Reasons why i love this show

[@OvSpP]

*Rosamento was hawt.* Fight me.

[@MalaikaCutii]

Dead in the eyes "Feels good again to trust brother"

[@akshaygarg_19]

I hope they bring him back in S7

[@MBrix-up2wi]

They do. He's in the trailer.

[@thereisa]

I love everything this actor does...

[@Sgtturtle22]

“Ya well I’m not gonna blow Gizmo” 😂😂😂😂

[@rhyswilliams1998]

Sgtturtle22 *bone

[@Sgtturtle22]

Oh that makes it funnier “BONE!!!!!!!”

[@scoobis7208]

Then Jake just whispers I would

[@marshmellowplush9594]

At the beginning Gina is still on her phone 0:23

[@sgtsnokeem1139]

Am I the only one to want a spin off show? PIMENTO P.I.

[@The-Dom]

"God, Nicolai's having SUCH a rich childhood..." lol

[@dracos0024]

"A convicted pervert asked if you two could cool it" "Well, I'm not gonna bone Gizmo!" "It's March, man. Shut up." This video is full of great quotes lol