"This is not a good idea." "Actual note from Stephenie Meyer's editor." LMAO BURNED
@strongsterrence7 жыл бұрын
"Change me." "Look, if you're old enough to ask to be changed, you're old enough to be pottytrained."
@nagaking077 жыл бұрын
The only thing about Twilight I support is Team Mustache Dad.
@naranciaisbestboi1257 жыл бұрын
#TeamMustacheDad
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin7 жыл бұрын
Slap it on a T-shirt!
@zacharythomas86173 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@Acmecaboose3 жыл бұрын
“Helicopter shots and crappy pop music, Twilight does not disappoint!” Lol
@TheNN7 жыл бұрын
"Team Mustache Dad! Woo hoo!"
@FrenchPaul19887 жыл бұрын
Somehow, this comment made me feel like Moustache Dad was like Doblone (AKA Toblerone) from Escape 2000 (MST3K experiment 705). In both cases, you have a movie following uninteresting/really bland characters (Trash from the Italian Mad Max ripoff emotes roughly as much as Bella from the worst love story ever) and this one character the riffers look forward to seeing again and cheer at.
@mfitzburger51377 жыл бұрын
If you ever have to watch the Twilight films again, make sure it's with these guys. Shit's hilarious.
@elafimilo81997 жыл бұрын
"There's no Rush." "Yes there is! They toured this year!" XD
@Seraphim41903 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately now there is no Rush touring ever again. :(
@MoyaBrennan68253 жыл бұрын
“Marriage is just a piece of paper” “So is the constitution. What is your point?” “Mmm hat so wolly.” 7:10
@DBSG19765 жыл бұрын
"The Mighty Boosh" was referenced, awesome!!!
@Folklor_Wonder2 жыл бұрын
1:52 " It's like he's willing to leap in front of you to take a bullet or something" I'd pay to see that I second it. XD XD XD XD
@JamesOhGoodie7 жыл бұрын
This is totally true: I went to go see Eclipse with my girlfriend at the time, and we winced in our seats when Edward and Bella almost made love. Never in my life had I wanted to see a sex scene less. It was like when two cars almost collide and time slows to a crawl and you think "Oh shit, is this really gonna happen?"
@GrumpyMeow-Meow Жыл бұрын
Yep. Totally cringy. Same with the Wolf kiss.
@vetterburns1048 Жыл бұрын
@@GrumpyMeow-Meow And don't forget the Digi-Baby! lol
@jayjooisland4 жыл бұрын
Jermabrekgowen kills me every time
@kaimln3 жыл бұрын
what does he actually say? (Googled Twilight: Eclipse script then searched on page for "goodbye" and found "Do you regret going?" wow that was mumbled!)
@jayjooisland3 жыл бұрын
@@kaimln “do you regret going?”
@kaimln3 жыл бұрын
@@jayjooisland thank you
@asygrimm89694 жыл бұрын
"some blame the vogons" YEAH
@arifakyuz76737 жыл бұрын
"Time for Emo SCUBA! And remember, try to drown!"
@patrickdrazen84112 жыл бұрын
"They're coming!" "Yeah, big revelation there Kreskin!" These guys make it too easy to laugh out loud!
@andrewdavis53867 жыл бұрын
Jeremibrikowen? Jeremibrikowen, sure.
@gabiluch872 жыл бұрын
"My abs get wifi" HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T
@zacharythomas86173 жыл бұрын
Never watched Twilight. Love this.
@jbvader7213 жыл бұрын
The Rifftrax commentary is the only way they become somewhat watchable. Get some booze and you have a party.
@monkeymouse6 жыл бұрын
"Twilight"--the franchise where all the characters either mutter or SCREAM! That's entertainment...
@jbvader7213 жыл бұрын
"Line?"
@teedup89952 жыл бұрын
@@jbvader721 😀
@vetterburns1048 Жыл бұрын
"I've seen better CGI kids from Pixar!"
@adrianlee34973 жыл бұрын
"I will be forever that douche from Twilight" Not always Now... he's Batman 😆😆
@kyon813 Жыл бұрын
*Vengeance
@UKISOCIETY7 жыл бұрын
.......line?.......
@UKISOCIETY7 жыл бұрын
........
@Chipotleadvisory Жыл бұрын
Jerminbrikgowen
@demareewheeler6394 жыл бұрын
1:56 I can't believe they didn't mention the thong.
@magus4201971 Жыл бұрын
"Housekeeping, b***h!"
@vtooky817 жыл бұрын
Ohh you're hat's so woolly! 😂😂😂
@Chipotleadvisory Жыл бұрын
Who knew Twilight had a tween friendly version of I Spit On Your Grave as a character back story
@Gloopyco7 жыл бұрын
I mean hell the mighty boosh had far more plausible effects and most of those were done with just projectors
@elafimilo81994 жыл бұрын
3:01 Mike's got a good point. What, is the audience supposed to assume that Bella and Jacob just walked awkwardly silently into the garage before Jacob responded?
@ramseydoon82772 жыл бұрын
"I'm like a chuck roast!" 😁
@NostalgiaCriticAnim15 жыл бұрын
And to think, people actually defend these movies
@elafimilo81994 жыл бұрын
Do they? Who? Even just from a technical standpoint, the two films I saw were dreadful.
@Jenifer_R_4 жыл бұрын
I'm in pain from laughing. Curse you all!
@lillyluvsJesus2 Жыл бұрын
"Marriage is just a piece of paper." So is the constitution, what's your point? /:( Lol 🤣🤣 this made me laugh so hard
@joshlawrence80912 жыл бұрын
Line?
@ElveeKaye2 жыл бұрын
Aren't these vampires supposed to glitter in the sunlight? It's full sunlight for most of these scenes, but they aren't glittery! I feel ripped off.
@jbvader7212 жыл бұрын
The sparkly bullsh** is insulting enough but the fact that they're inconsistent with it just makes it worse.
@shuttittuppitt93552 жыл бұрын
It's not on their extremities (read = hands, feet, head, & shlong). People don't have a full head of HAIR all over their bodies either, but you all ain't crying about that, so YOU'RE the ones that are being inconsistent.
@cagedcoco1681 Жыл бұрын
Just realized this is the compilation from that other channel lol
@icecreamwasabi7 жыл бұрын
Wait which movie is this? Crappy pop music, twilight doesn't disappoint
@jbvader7213 жыл бұрын
The third film "Eclipse". Aka the one where I spent a majority of the movie flipping off the screen and by the end, hated every single solitary character (especially Edward and Jacob) except Mustache Dad.
@bo0tsy12 жыл бұрын
They missed the dress shop screen, where to the you see giant high heels, you think perspective. She walks by them and they are the scale of her torso.
@vetterburns1048 Жыл бұрын
OMG! The Movie has become Self-Aware! 🤕
@tuckerbowen46266 жыл бұрын
i know that this series is otherwise a bunch of total bullcrap in every way, but 5:53 i actually get: vampires draw strength by _feeding_ on human blood, so still having some in you is like having a full tank of extra nutrients
@elafimilo81994 жыл бұрын
I always figured it was because it was still pervading the body instead of just being swallowed and metabolized or whatever happens in vampire digestive systems. But yeah, there's no point in thinking about it too hard; Stephenie Meyer probably didn't.
@heyitsthatmadhatterperson1173 жыл бұрын
Team Mustache Dad!
@joshnimmo8665 Жыл бұрын
So is the Constitution, whats your point? 😂😂😂
@asareubenwallace4032 Жыл бұрын
It blade
@vetterburns1048 Жыл бұрын
...Line? ...
@colleenclement474 Жыл бұрын
I'm team Edward...Elric.
@daddydavey3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I am a moustache dad. Where'd it all go wrong?