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Best Of RiffTrax --Twilight: Eclipse

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@jupiterrising887
@jupiterrising887 2 жыл бұрын
"This is not a good idea." "Actual note from Stephenie Meyer's editor." LMAO BURNED
@strongsterrence
@strongsterrence 7 жыл бұрын
"Change me." "Look, if you're old enough to ask to be changed, you're old enough to be pottytrained."
@nagaking07
@nagaking07 7 жыл бұрын
The only thing about Twilight I support is Team Mustache Dad.
@naranciaisbestboi125
@naranciaisbestboi125 7 жыл бұрын
#TeamMustacheDad
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin 7 жыл бұрын
Slap it on a T-shirt!
@zacharythomas8617
@zacharythomas8617 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@Acmecaboose
@Acmecaboose 3 жыл бұрын
“Helicopter shots and crappy pop music, Twilight does not disappoint!” Lol
@TheNN
@TheNN 7 жыл бұрын
"Team Mustache Dad! Woo hoo!"
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 7 жыл бұрын
Somehow, this comment made me feel like Moustache Dad was like Doblone (AKA Toblerone) from Escape 2000 (MST3K experiment 705). In both cases, you have a movie following uninteresting/really bland characters (Trash from the Italian Mad Max ripoff emotes roughly as much as Bella from the worst love story ever) and this one character the riffers look forward to seeing again and cheer at.
@mfitzburger5137
@mfitzburger5137 7 жыл бұрын
If you ever have to watch the Twilight films again, make sure it's with these guys. Shit's hilarious.
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 7 жыл бұрын
"There's no Rush." "Yes there is! They toured this year!" XD
@Seraphim4190
@Seraphim4190 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately now there is no Rush touring ever again. :(
@MoyaBrennan6825
@MoyaBrennan6825 3 жыл бұрын
“Marriage is just a piece of paper” “So is the constitution. What is your point?” “Mmm hat so wolly.” 7:10
@DBSG1976
@DBSG1976 5 жыл бұрын
"The Mighty Boosh" was referenced, awesome!!!
@Folklor_Wonder
@Folklor_Wonder 2 жыл бұрын
1:52 " It's like he's willing to leap in front of you to take a bullet or something" I'd pay to see that I second it. XD XD XD XD
@JamesOhGoodie
@JamesOhGoodie 7 жыл бұрын
This is totally true: I went to go see Eclipse with my girlfriend at the time, and we winced in our seats when Edward and Bella almost made love. Never in my life had I wanted to see a sex scene less. It was like when two cars almost collide and time slows to a crawl and you think "Oh shit, is this really gonna happen?"
@GrumpyMeow-Meow
@GrumpyMeow-Meow Жыл бұрын
Yep. Totally cringy. Same with the Wolf kiss.
@vetterburns1048
@vetterburns1048 Жыл бұрын
@@GrumpyMeow-Meow And don't forget the Digi-Baby! lol
@jayjooisland
@jayjooisland 4 жыл бұрын
Jermabrekgowen kills me every time
@kaimln
@kaimln 3 жыл бұрын
what does he actually say? (Googled Twilight: Eclipse script then searched on page for "goodbye" and found "Do you regret going?" wow that was mumbled!)
@jayjooisland
@jayjooisland 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaimln “do you regret going?”
@kaimln
@kaimln 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayjooisland thank you
@asygrimm8969
@asygrimm8969 4 жыл бұрын
"some blame the vogons" YEAH
@arifakyuz7673
@arifakyuz7673 7 жыл бұрын
"Time for Emo SCUBA! And remember, try to drown!"
@patrickdrazen8411
@patrickdrazen8411 2 жыл бұрын
"They're coming!" "Yeah, big revelation there Kreskin!" These guys make it too easy to laugh out loud!
@andrewdavis5386
@andrewdavis5386 7 жыл бұрын
Jeremibrikowen? Jeremibrikowen, sure.
@gabiluch87
@gabiluch87 2 жыл бұрын
"My abs get wifi" HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T
@zacharythomas8617
@zacharythomas8617 3 жыл бұрын
Never watched Twilight. Love this.
@jbvader721
@jbvader721 3 жыл бұрын
The Rifftrax commentary is the only way they become somewhat watchable. Get some booze and you have a party.
@monkeymouse
@monkeymouse 6 жыл бұрын
"Twilight"--the franchise where all the characters either mutter or SCREAM! That's entertainment...
@jbvader721
@jbvader721 3 жыл бұрын
"Line?"
@teedup8995
@teedup8995 2 жыл бұрын
@@jbvader721 😀
@vetterburns1048
@vetterburns1048 Жыл бұрын
"I've seen better CGI kids from Pixar!"
@adrianlee3497
@adrianlee3497 3 жыл бұрын
"I will be forever that douche from Twilight" Not always Now... he's Batman 😆😆
@kyon813
@kyon813 Жыл бұрын
*Vengeance
@UKISOCIETY
@UKISOCIETY 7 жыл бұрын
.......line?.......
@UKISOCIETY
@UKISOCIETY 7 жыл бұрын
........
@Chipotleadvisory
@Chipotleadvisory Жыл бұрын
Jerminbrikgowen
@demareewheeler639
@demareewheeler639 4 жыл бұрын
1:56 I can't believe they didn't mention the thong.
@magus4201971
@magus4201971 Жыл бұрын
"Housekeeping, b***h!"
@vtooky81
@vtooky81 7 жыл бұрын
Ohh you're hat's so woolly! 😂😂😂
@Chipotleadvisory
@Chipotleadvisory Жыл бұрын
Who knew Twilight had a tween friendly version of I Spit On Your Grave as a character back story
@Gloopyco
@Gloopyco 7 жыл бұрын
I mean hell the mighty boosh had far more plausible effects and most of those were done with just projectors
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 4 жыл бұрын
3:01 Mike's got a good point. What, is the audience supposed to assume that Bella and Jacob just walked awkwardly silently into the garage before Jacob responded?
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm like a chuck roast!" 😁
@NostalgiaCriticAnim1
@NostalgiaCriticAnim1 5 жыл бұрын
And to think, people actually defend these movies
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 4 жыл бұрын
Do they? Who? Even just from a technical standpoint, the two films I saw were dreadful.
@Jenifer_R_
@Jenifer_R_ 4 жыл бұрын
I'm in pain from laughing. Curse you all!
@lillyluvsJesus2
@lillyluvsJesus2 Жыл бұрын
"Marriage is just a piece of paper." So is the constitution, what's your point? /:( Lol 🤣🤣 this made me laugh so hard
@joshlawrence8091
@joshlawrence8091 2 жыл бұрын
Line?
@ElveeKaye
@ElveeKaye 2 жыл бұрын
Aren't these vampires supposed to glitter in the sunlight? It's full sunlight for most of these scenes, but they aren't glittery! I feel ripped off.
@jbvader721
@jbvader721 2 жыл бұрын
The sparkly bullsh** is insulting enough but the fact that they're inconsistent with it just makes it worse.
@shuttittuppitt9355
@shuttittuppitt9355 2 жыл бұрын
It's not on their extremities (read = hands, feet, head, & shlong). People don't have a full head of HAIR all over their bodies either, but you all ain't crying about that, so YOU'RE the ones that are being inconsistent.
@cagedcoco1681
@cagedcoco1681 Жыл бұрын
Just realized this is the compilation from that other channel lol
@icecreamwasabi
@icecreamwasabi 7 жыл бұрын
Wait which movie is this? Crappy pop music, twilight doesn't disappoint
@jbvader721
@jbvader721 3 жыл бұрын
The third film "Eclipse". Aka the one where I spent a majority of the movie flipping off the screen and by the end, hated every single solitary character (especially Edward and Jacob) except Mustache Dad.
@bo0tsy1
@bo0tsy1 2 жыл бұрын
They missed the dress shop screen, where to the you see giant high heels, you think perspective. She walks by them and they are the scale of her torso.
@vetterburns1048
@vetterburns1048 Жыл бұрын
OMG! The Movie has become Self-Aware! 🤕
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 6 жыл бұрын
i know that this series is otherwise a bunch of total bullcrap in every way, but 5:53 i actually get: vampires draw strength by _feeding_ on human blood, so still having some in you is like having a full tank of extra nutrients
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 4 жыл бұрын
I always figured it was because it was still pervading the body instead of just being swallowed and metabolized or whatever happens in vampire digestive systems. But yeah, there's no point in thinking about it too hard; Stephenie Meyer probably didn't.
@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117
@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117 3 жыл бұрын
Team Mustache Dad!
@joshnimmo8665
@joshnimmo8665 Жыл бұрын
So is the Constitution, whats your point? 😂😂😂
@asareubenwallace4032
@asareubenwallace4032 Жыл бұрын
It blade
@vetterburns1048
@vetterburns1048 Жыл бұрын
...Line? ...
@colleenclement474
@colleenclement474 Жыл бұрын
I'm team Edward...Elric.
@daddydavey
@daddydavey 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I am a moustache dad. Where'd it all go wrong?
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