Best Sales Lesson ever by Jeremy Piven in "The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard"

Don Ready (Jeremy's hero) as a real salesman sells to the stewardess his right to smoke in the plane.
Here is the text:
-Sir, there's no smoking on airplanes.
-I know. It's ridiculous, isn't it?Don't worry about it, I'll be quick.
-Sir, if you light that, I'll have to report you to the FAA.
-Stacey, do you know when the first commercial flight went smokeless?
No.
1973.
-And did you know that in 1969, when smoking was allowed on all flights, we put a man on the moon?
I had no idea.
-Look. You know what that is? That's a remnant of a better time, but they welded it shut.
And it starts with ashtrays, and it ends with all of our precious freedoms being stripped away.
I remember back in the day when you got on a plane and you knew you were in for a good time.
-A little smoking, a little drinking.
Yeah. And the stewardesses.-Stacey, you come from a proud tradition of blazing hot stewardesses.
And now you can't do one damn thing without someone reporting you to the Department of Homeland Security.
Am I right?
That's right.
You listen to Don.
I had to take my pants off and nibble my Old Spice down to three ounces just to get on the plane, Stacey.
-They made me throw out my mouthwash.
-I had to give up my bath jellies.
-They made me breastfeed some old man.
-That's what I'm talking about. But we don't have to take it, Stacey.
Like Henry David Thoreau and Rosa Parks and David Lee Roth when he left Van Halen,
we can say, "Enough. Enough injustice."
And when you and I are old and gray, we can look back on this and remember when we were 30,000 feet above God's green earth, and we smoked one, we smoked one for America.
-Yeah.
-You motherfucker.
-Nice work. Nice work.
-Who are you?
-I'm Don Ready, and I got the goods.
This is some killer kush.
-Nun pops her head out and says, "Shit. Guess I got to gargle."

[@jasontempleton2445]

He is one of the best actors to portray the " I'm full of shit, and that's how I get by in life" character I've ever seen.

[@sdawg4834]

How can you not admire that??

[@fobbitoperator3620]

Ari Gold!

[@NotSoLiberal]

He’s very underrated but a bit of a douche in real life

[@OGDailylama]

But yet there isn't a single thing that is not absolutely correct.

[@shervvoodband]

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[@mattmatt2096]

I was on a chartered 747 from Korea back to the States after doing a 15 month tour of duty... most people slept but there was a decent size party going on in the rear galley.. The Stu sold us all of the planes booze... we got into St. Louis late and missed all connecting flights so 600 or so GI's are stuck with nothing to do... the airport opened the bars all night... I woke up in a clark kent style phone booth... flying used to rock....

[@evm6177]

That was Fu*in hilarious man! 🍷

[@mulemule]

Flying still rocks ... on a *chartered 747.*

[@22steve5150]

Same here, once did a combined 45 hour flying trip for a mid-deployment submarine crew swap (Guam to Tokyo to Honolulu to Seattle to Los Angeles to San Diego....plus about 18 hours total downtime between connecting flights) and we just drank and smoked and drank and smoked (and played lots of poker in the airport terminals) and by the time we got to San Deigo half of us had to be carried or held upright by the other half, and my god we stunk of booze and smoke. Now THAT was travelling in style!

[@bradadam7127]

I remember those wonderful times 😢

[@AimForTheBushes908]

Fucking awesome. Thanks for sharing.

[@spencerphilip9546]

"They made me breast feed some old man" I lost it

[@freedomhonkhonk5169]

Cab confirm. Source: I was the old man

[@SolidTime]

Lucky man.

[@jesselejarzar5114]

I love that lady!

[@timrice65]

I'm sorry ma'am,we have an emergency situation here. This old man is severely malnourished and he forgot his"assure". I'm fraid we're going to have to ground this flight until we get a courier to hotshot one over.. unless.perhaps some.. one.. could.. breastfeed him.hmmm?old man slides other dude a twenty

[@joesimon2018]

I was confused by this joke but I think the idea was that she was carrying too much fluid onboard and her breasts could be filled with explosives.

[@sdawg4834]

One of Pivens best movies by far!! very underrated movie!!

[@shervvoodband]

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[@kellenbrent]

Remember when satire was funny because it was absurdly unrealistic? Man those were the days.

[@bozbozman1575]

I am convinced Billionaires are sitting around watching movies saying, YAH! Let's do that. That looks cool.

[@sloaiza81]

Best comment on KZbin

[@nickyjames1985]

Remember when we weren't living satire?

[@californiabaconbaseballclu5472]

@@bozbozman1575 It's not just billionaires who believe that "Freedom" means you can do whatever you want, whenever you want, without regard for anybody else. It's a specific type of person, which there are far too many of these days. But, I agree with the original comment, this is great satire because it is so ridiculous. The % of the population that sees it as absurdly unrealistic is shrinking. That's scary.

[@freedomhonkhonk5169]

@@californiabaconbaseballclu5472 you sound vaguely vaccinated. And like a Democrat...

[@MoneyIsSilver]

As long as there is soft, uplifting music while you're talking, you can say any shit and sound inspirational.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Thought the same. Making the connection between smoking on planes and the moon landing (a non-smoking flight, btw.) is nothing short of insane.

[@cubefarmerhkc9105]

Jeremy Piven is really underrated as an actor

[@OldmanCrypto100]

He's done. Been canceled. Won't see him no more

[@gadget00]

@@OldmanCrypto100 its a shame

[@mulemule]

Totally. They only let him headline eight seasons of "Entourage" out of pity.

[@nattyk3737]

@@OldmanCrypto100 He’s not done! He’s got a new movie out and is on tour doing stand up. Get your facts straight.

[@5PM-Enterprises]

I hope he makes a comeback…so talented!

[@kirkcockrell1881]

I own this movie and watch it when I need a good laugh, which is often in this world. Silly, but entertaining like the good old days. Jeremy Piven is awesome and has an exceptional supporting cast.

[@JozeeWalz]

That speach inspired me more than any Presidential speech ever! Jeremy Piven for president 🤘🇺🇸🤘

[@michaellovett8773]

Tulsi Gabbard at CPAC 2022. Let me know you are pumped.

[@hungsolow7090]

@@michaellovett8773 ..tulsi gabbard ?

[@michaellovett8773]

@@hungsolow7090 Yes, she gave a speech on 1st Amendment rights and how Tech companies are violating our rights by various forms of censorship. Hope you find and listen.

[@hungsolow7090]

@@michaellovett8773 ...are we talking presidential hope for ?

[@michaellovett8773]

@@hungsolow7090 Not President. No support there. Just like Kamala, minority and woman pick. What office? Undetermined at this time. But not on a Democrat ticket.

[@cameraman655]

This was a great and way underrated film. Put this in with the Kurt Russell hit, 'Used Cars' from 1980 and you have a winning combo.

[@freddyjohnson4768]

Came out in 09 so unfortunately it got overlooked because of The Hangover

[@Johnny.bar99]

yeah dying of lung cancer was great

[@cameraman655]

JonniesMusica My Grandfather was a chain smoker and lived to 95, my Grandmother also a chain smoker made it to 98. That said, I never picked up the habit, tried it once as a kid in HS and that was enough.

[@Johnny.bar99]

wow. it's almost like you don't understand my point.

[@arthursmith1181]

More likely he did and politely replied with a story about his life and family.

[@actionjackson9426]

We smoked one for America

[@christopherhanna5754]

Piven needs another great script he's almost always hilarious.

[@jimbosavage]

He did something to get canceled. I can't even remember what it was. Oh yeah now I remember, it's because he played "Ari Gold" on the series "Entourage". Apparently playing a character that the cult doesn't like can get you canceled now.

[@christopherhanna5754]

@@Ben-pd2bx sadly ben is right..

[@Skoora]

@@Ben-pd2bx bu...bu..but he's got the goods! Lol

[@Gl6619]

@@jimbosavage it’s what Ben said….you probably need to pay attention to the news a bit more…

[@jakublizon6375]

@@jimbosavage Wow, way to be completely disingenuous.

[@alexxxandder]

wolf of wall street on a serious budget lol

[@ayushvasurudragour427]

bwwwwwahahhahahah

[@TheWitchOvAgnesi]

Piven would have been AWESOME in that role. DiCaprio wasn't believable.

[@encryptedwolf7623]

I love that movie, man.

[@cryback37]

I love Ving's reaction. Ving Rhames is the kind of actor that can do any kind of role.

[@FrenchJae]

" yeaaah"

[@organismseven3700]

You have to be joking. Ving Rhames can't act. He simply plays the same role in every film. As himself, Ving Rhames.

[@mitchcarpenter4506]

That’s just your pride fuckin witch you

[@organismseven3700]

@@mitchcarpenter4506 😁

[@ClosedLoopMusic]

jason vanderbeek, my nigga!

[@SreeFromAfrica]

Kudos to Jeremy Piven!!!...that's an outstanding dialogue rendition...it's the way he built that tempo to a crescendo!!!

[@Opipop]

It's fantastic.

[@KaninTuzi]

That's mostly the music doing that

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

He's come a long way from his Cusack movie days Dare I say Entourage wouldn't have made it without him.

[@w.harrison7277]

It was inspired.

[@seankelly9447]

​@@KaninTuzi yep..and the director

[@tymr.t3645]

Ahh, remember those times. Smoking on the plane, walking around the cabin. Going to see the captain in the pit etc. 🤣🤣🤣

[@bradleymorris8875]

PSA flight from LAX to San Francisco we walked out onto the tarmac, into the back of the plane drunk and smoking cigarettes. I was sitting next to a pimp that shot up before take off. The whole front of the plane was a bunch of cheerleaders. I smelled weed in the back of the plane. The miniature bottles of Jim Beam were glass . I still have them. The black guy bought them for me. I was sore the next day from laughing. The pimps name was OT Mac. He had the longest fingers I’ve ever seen on a human.

[@kkchristy]

I remember being a kid and sitting in front of a guy smoking a cigar. Imagine being a kid, walking around with your clothes smelling like cigarettes because everyone smoked indoors. Eff that noise, good riddance to indoor smoking.

[@davebromwich5359]

A very underrated film, Kathryn Hahn is great in it!

[@esmereldavillalobos7814]

This is the role that made me fall in love with her

[@Alex_Off-Beat]

Can we talk about how adorable Kristen Schaal is!?

[@robertcooper6853]

So damn hot!

[@OGDailylama]

Hi Kristen. 😆

[@IslandMashup]

​@@robertcooper6853 Believe it or not, she was also the voice actress of Mabel Pines the Cartoon Mystery Series called *"Gravity Falls"* from Disney Channel.

[@timesize]

I just spent 30 seconds doing her face in the dark 🤓

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Kristen Schaal*

[@joe4tan]

Watching this in 2022. How the mighty have fallen.

[@jcr4698]

A most under-appreciated movie.

[@PittheadX]

"The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard" is the movie.

[@SK-bk3yh]

Jeremy Piven is brilliant

[@RocktCityTim]

I am now going to find that movie.

[@gerhardmoeller774]

That’s some damn good writing and acting right there!

[@alanmartin5119]

I met a Stewardess out in the Hamptons I’m 75 (the old man mentioned) LOL

[@gladiator1342]

had me at: " they made me breastfeed some old man." Lucky Bastard.

[@fubartotale3389]

Yeah, that was Jenny Slate (SNL, Marcell the shell, Parks and Rec. etc. Also Kristin Schall as the stewy, great cameos by really talented people.

[@sneakernickel]

@@fubartotale3389 That wasn't Jenny Slate, that was Kathryn Hahn.

[@fubartotale3389]

@@sneakernickel I stand corrected, the shot was so quick, and the whole SNL linked cast thing. There is quite a resemblance, IMO.

[@boricuadetorontocanada]

🤣😂🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼🤝🏼👌🏼

[@doktarr]

@@sneakernickel It was Agatha all along

[@aidrus3554]

I showed this in class. Got an F

[@justinchalmers3464]

An F for Freedom

[@sandlotscout6358]

Your teacher sucks

[@alexanderchapman1875]

It's about being considerate of others. kzbin.info/www/bejne/aofRZKCCftGkppY

[@johnoneill9902]

Aidrus And hopefully a beating.

[@1aezaz]

F for "Fair Enough"

[@In_The_80s]

Don Reddy is my spirit animal.

[@shamblesman]

Louise from Bob's Burgers finally got that Air Hostess Gig....well done Louise!

[@918kickinwing]

Before that she was stalking 2 New Zealanders in NYC.

[@keymaster430]

Hearing Ving say, "Yeah!" @ 0:51 made me smile.

[@cryback37]

I just realized the flight attendant is Louise from "Bob's Burgers".

[@ohyeah8224]

I've known her mainly as Mable from Gravity Falls.

[@aneurysm341]

She's Mel from Flight of the Conchords. Also she's extremely sexy

[@918kickinwing]

Wwwwowoooowowowowowo

[@Thor-Orion]

Kristen Schaal. There’s a woman on SNL who did a literal spot on impression of her, right down to her movements and mannerisms, Heidi Gardner is her name, so many people thought it was actually a cameo by Kristen Schaal. Hahahaha. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGrKopyCgah7l80si=Hp66N91K23rN7lXl It’s at the 1:43 mark.

[@dannelson6200]

You know I'm 42 years old and I just have to admit it. Jeremy Piven is funny as hell in literally everything he does.

[@theredreceivers]

I'm against security theater and pro having more spacious seats on airplanes, still opposed to smoking on said planes.

[@jhengleone]

I thought this will be a good sales lesson, I thought it will be a Glengarry Ross kind of scene.. it turn out to be an American Pie or Van Wilder kind of scene.. LOL

[@Cryofax]

+Leone Mendoza Cigarettes are for closers!

[@jthomas1687]

+Cryofax Remove the "c", and we agree

[@SuperChuckRaney]

+J Thomas Remove "c"?? What the ? what's your name? fuck you, that's my name. My watch is worth more than your house. the c is weak YOU'RE WEAK.

[@SuperChuckRaney]

I would like to hear teh whole joke to the last line "Nun pops her head out and says Shyt, I guess I gotta Gargle"

[@holamoco]

Leone Mendoza You want to learn the first rule? You'd know if you ever spent a day in your life: you never open your mouth until you know what the shot is.

[@hoodietiger2178]

“Nun pops her out and says ‘Shit! Guess I gotta gargle!” 😂😂😂😂😂 Jeremy Piven is hilarious

[@ibonlable1429]

Oh wow, so amazing. So much wow! He starts talking and magically the music starts playing. This guy is a pro. WOW

[@CatWith-AHat]

This is the most stable flight at 30,000 feet I've ever seen.

[@MikeB-jz5mh]

This is where Todd Packer learned how to sell.

[@ArchimedesPie]

What has two thumbs and thought your comment was funny as hell? This Guy!

[@MrWhite-pn7ui]

"A little smoking a little drinking..." "Yeah!"

[@CZRXCZR]

Mr. White why im here

[@rolandsj8880]

try that on russian airlines :D

[@243wayne1]

+Rolands J- They never stopped smoking or drinking on Russian airlines...

[@rolandsj8880]

Have you ever used Russian airlines? :D

[@briansullivan2664]

Then they commenced to get high ss fuck and play Mexican music 😂

[@DieselDoc78]

Phenomenal movie! Loved it.

[@elinoorani18]

"it starts with ash trays, and it ends with all of our precious freedoms being stripped away", this couldn't apply more nowadays than it ever has.

[@zepho100]

@Proper yet it’s true 😂

[@22steve5150]

@@zepho100 except it's NOT. And the politicians (read; hucksters and grifters) who spout that type of bullshit to support their dark populism agenda are just pitching a sales line, hooking people like you on a line of bullshit.

[@MrHarumakiSensei]

@@22steve5150 so you don't have to wear masks on flights now?

[@22steve5150]

@@MrHarumakiSensei what does that have to do with anything? You pitiful, overly entitled man-child.

[@kreek22]

@@22steve5150 Humorless, puritanical communist.

[@pyronmasters]

…”They made me breastfeed some old man”….😂😂😂😂😂

[@AGTsakumis]

This is so godamned good...soooo godamned good. God bless!

[@eeminchul]

"They made me breastfeed some old man"

[@georgiebungle2252]

Bill Lee who was that lucky bar steward !

[@quattro4468]

That was the least funny line and the one you posted.

[@KH4444444444N]

I love the mariachi band.

[@MondoRockable]

Underated movie. Needs to be a cult classic like Office Space.

[@-xirx-]

That's all well and good, however Stacey was fired from her job 33 minutes after this plane landed. The negative work review which unfortunately followed her firing, seriously hindered almost all her future attempts at employment for many years. She died young while employed as a topless waitress.

[@kenea3226]

Jeremy Piven is the antithesis of Kevin Spacey. He plays the obnoxious rolls so well. Spacey does the respectable roll equally well.

[@Gjoa1906]

Breakfast or dinner.., the rolls?

[@OGDailylama]

It is now my dream to buy out an entire flight with some freedom-loving friends & have everyone light up at the halfway point in our journey.

[@davidbondotcom]

You obviously haven’t seen the Glen Gary Glen Ross scene with Alec Baldwin. THAT is the greatest sales lesson ever.

[@stevevenn1]

4th Place you're shot.

[@chrishaughey648]

"Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ?!"

[@markbajek2541]

coffee is for closers

[@charlesg7926]

The entire movie of “the founder“ is the best business-lesson movie ever

[@keywestfan2503]

That scene in Glengarry Glenross is so difficult to watch. The tension just upsets me to this day. The emotional transferrance to the viewer is brilliant!

[@TurboLazer007]

Underrated movie

[@krishnanunnimadathil8142]

Better than Bill Pullman’s Independence Day speech!

[@charlesyoungblood9414]

We will not go quietly into that cramped lavoratory!!

[@haloed-hero]

Tied

[@goldschool9050]

Hola amigos! The mariachi gag kills me every time

[@danielhaney9992]

Man, this was back in the day when you were not free... but at least wanted to be.

[@cbmtrx]

Very funny! I remember drinking and smoking on long-haul flights. The cabin smelled like a dive bar.

[@beaniesigel4817]

She needed to breastfeed some old man? They really got serious about that "3oz of liquid or less" rule.

[@abdulazizal-thibaiti6517]

Beanie Sigel best comment ever

[@Spoons7414]

I was the lucky old man

[@alexanderbarroga1088]

😂😂😂

[@jjgreen5206]

Beautiful scene. Jeremy Piven is a perfect leader of the Everyman

[@nehmanator333]

How the "real life" sale would go: @00:20, "Do you know when the fir-" "sir, I don't care, put that cigarette out" *walks away.

[@thomasbeaulieu6230]

In the good old days we gave ourselves and everyone else around us lung cancer because forget how stale and recirculated the air is in a flying tin can, something something slippery slope fallacy about them taking muh freedums. 🤦‍♂️

[@viktorwallaby4231]

That guy would make an excellent George Costanza...

[@romangeneral23]

Looks like he remembered all his lines...

[@shervvoodband]

Chasing a beauty - lost the vehicle! Always relevant. Folk-rock ballad "Sly Joanna" is a breath of fresh air among the global dominance of monotonous plastic crafts, which are mistakenly called modern popular music. The ballad has a fascinating courtly plot. Leaving a horse - like any vehicle - unattended was already unsafe in the Middle Ages. Especially if the knight met a beautiful, but very sly village woman on the way. A magnificent interpretation of an old English folk song “Sweet Joan” in the Russian version. Soft, melodious beginning of the flute, which turns into driving riffs of the electric guitar. An amazing combination of medieval melody and modern rock. The recording used a drum kit, bass guitar, electric guitar, acoustic guitar and flute. Vocals - expressive baritone, ideal for performing old ballads. Shervvood is famous for having been invited five times by famous guitarist Ritchie Blackmore to open for his "Blackmore's Night" music.kzbin.info/door/HnY3qkncKgIkphtynDiIgw?si=y9bUbq3T_5iZtVw3

[@Nollaig1234]

The stewardess is played by Kristen Schaal who is one of the funniest actors ever. Take a look at her playing Arwen of the Lord of the Rings in an episode of Flight of the Conchords to see her genius in action.

[@ShaunHensley]

Hi guys

[@1SqueakyWheel]

I've always found her to be so adorably cute that it makes her actually hot. And yes... she's very funny too. ;-)

[@DigitalSamTV]

Arwen was played by Liv Tyler... What are I talking about??

[@serpentinefire921]

@@DigitalSamTV Jesus read the whole thing before you try speaking Copernicus...

[@alexbaum2204]

She really is so funny and actually a great actress. She does great justice to Louise on Bob’s Burgers.

[@Jesusexplains]

Ha … that attitude reminds me of the guy who got to the Pearly Gates after he got hit by a Mack truck in a pedestrian crossing. He claimed, “That truck should have stopped! I was in the right!” St. Peter replied, “Yep … you’re DEAD right!”

[@mikegarst6715]

Unbelievable that airlines are still using seats from the seventies and earlier. But then again Aeroflot still brings out lawn chairs whenever they overbook seats!

[@j.k.ravshanovich]

I am glad to see Tod Packer again. What a buddy!

[@FreddiePinheiro]

My name is Cliff "Elvis" Wolcott, I'll be your pilot this afternoon, federal regulations determine this a non-smoking blackhawk helicopter...

[@19MichaelDixon]

0:51 Ving Rhames: "Yeah!" 😆

[@Stalicone]

In real life…he’d be tazed and duct taped to his seat by the bald “kush” guy. And THAT would be the YT video we’d be watching.

[@leoray1234]

I would help him

[@nealg3546]

The Grapes of Wrath reference was gold!

[@ericcoleson7410]

The only good thing about smoking on commercial flights was that tar deposits on the paint made it easier for maintenance to locate the source of pressurization leaks. The airplanes would arrive after a long flight smelling like a big ash tray, and those "hot stewardess" would board the crew bus to the hotel smelling like they'd been wallowing in one. Yep; those were the good old days.

[@kneecaps2000]

Yup...was frankly disgusting...and also hotel rooms smell fine now..lol

[@michaelcrawford678]

Your right...they were the good old days...tobacco and leather....my favorite smells... as a people we were tougher and stronger then.... truly it was the best of times...

[@ericcoleson7410]

@@michaelcrawford678 I was being facetious, Michael. You can't stop progress, but you can isolate yourself from it. You can smell all the tobacco and leather you care to, at least in the comfort of your own home. At the same time, try un‐plugging or removing the batteries from everything that's come into your life since about 1960 and tell us how good it is. Oh, wait... how you gonna do that?

[@ramanvk5523]

I have been in a flight in 2001 from Trinidad to London in a British West Indian flight which allowed smoking in the rear section.

[@cymbolic_space1832]

@@ericcoleson7410 i hope you are doing better now 🙏❤️

[@Thinkyafunnyhuh]

I saw this movie awhile back i am surprised nobody knows about this film much it's fkin awesome

[@williamweiss6128]

Love Jeremy Piven!! So hilarious.

[@GizmoBeach]

She went back to college, married a professor, enjoyed going to concerts by acts from New Zealand. Interesting life.

[@chrismelton4418]

when you laugh at the scene, but its actually pretty true reflection of what's happened

[@Bubbles99718]

And everyone who lived that way looks 60 when they're 40

[@Rufusdos]

Tobacco companies were free to make as much profit as they could! Women were free to be objectified! Good times!

[@keithklassen5320]

Yeah jeez I sure miss the days when I was a kid and couldn't see across the restaurant cuz of all the reeking smoke in the air, now *that* freedom has been snatched away, next they'll be outlawing punching women or something, who knows where it'll end?!?!

[@1rotbed]

Tobacco increases testosterone. That’s a big reason they had to get rid of it.

[@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239]

chris melton ... yeah actually made me sad for the world we live in today. What a fucking tyrannical society we live in. There is no freedom. Freedom is dead. Democracy is dead.

[@charlesaverett2669]

Good Sales people love the pressure and there is an endless supply

[@shervvoodband]

We invite you to listen to our new release - Lukavaya Joanna/Sly Joan. Chased a beauty - lost a vehicle! Always relevant. A breath of fresh air among the global dominance of monotonous plastic crafts, which by mistake are called modern popular music. A gripping courtly plot: a knight meets a beautiful, but very sly peasant woman on his way. A magnificent interpretation of an old English folk song Sweet Joan in a Russian-language version. music.kzbin.info/door/HnY3qkncKgIkphtynDiIgw?si=y9bUbq3T_5iZtVw3

[@CZRXCZR]

I wish I was that old man. 👨🏼‍🦳

[@sdw2is]

Pining for the good old days of cancer from secondhand smoke and defiance that the smoker caused any of it.

[@justinrowe7869]

Who the fuck would downvote this? It’s epic!

[@dweller6065]

Me. The speech is ridiculous.

[@charlesg7926]

Commies, lefties and the poors

[@fan4life345]

Epic move line....I'M Don Ready, and I got the goods!

[@chad1254]

Kathryn hahn! Wow this movie has some big time actors!

[@Spoons7414]

Chad Pasma She’s so fucking sexy

[@rohan750]

Im a heavy smoker so I hate airports and some flights so once I saw this scene I was like ok this movies gonna be a classic and it was!

[@HansumRob100]

love this guy... always funny

[@markhouck5258]

If Only We Had The Balls To FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS??? "LoL At Us All" 😜

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

Damn, I have my right hand over my heart right now standing.

[@stoots1000]

Chest pains? You may want to see a Dr about that, instead of watching youtube videos!

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

@@stoots1000 Your wrong and Trump Won and Bringing this country back to being Free AGAIN>

[@matthewmaguire3554]

That Mariachi Band was hiding in the bathroom…No wonder I had to wait so long to get in to smoke my cigarette.🪿🙀🐲

[@biesys]

This video made my morning, my day, my month and made year lmao 👏👏👏👏

[@jackcapell8471]

"They made me breastfeed some old man" made me burst out laughing haha

[@lorddiosliving]

It was me..I needed milk

[@npvols4321]

It's a shame how they blacklisted Jeremy piven. Massive talent

[@AliensAnonymous]

He was blacklisted because he got old, like 99.9% of working actors.

[@AimForTheBushes908]

I see a lot of old actors still working. Maybe he is "blacklisted" for another reason.

[@vitd5283]

@@AliensAnonymous He was me-tooed

[@AliensAnonymous]

@@AimForTheBushes908 When was the last time you saw John Cusack in a good -- hell decent -- movie?

[@AimForTheBushes908]

@@AliensAnonymous Funny you should mention him.. ... Never Grow Old was actually a great movie and it came out in 2019 which to me is recently enough.

[@rh1507]

I remember paying $0.98 cents a gallon of gas. I... well then was in southern Illinois and the Land of Lincoln taxes the crap out of everything. Oh the day's when we had a President who gave a crap about the people seem long gone.

[@greyeyed123]

I love the Steinbeck reference. 1 million imaginary dollars to anyone who caught it.

[@greyeyed123]

@nametbd233 Two years later, and you make my lips come together and smile mysteriously...

[@esmereldavillalobos7814]

I think I watched the movie like 4 times before I realized it. 😂

[@godbluffvdgg]

I was flying in the early 80's...We could smoke on the planes then...Airlines SUCK now...

[@lohancindy5442]

Hes gained more hair as he gotten older. How lucky can one guy be.

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

So true. Every word. Thanks for posting.

[@TheHecto35]

Now that was not a Plane ride from Hell , that is a plane Ride made in Heaven. Good times , smokes , drinks , pretty stewards what else do u want

[@jeanchristophe7159]

Ving Rhames w/ blue hat sitting behind, going to meet Ethan Hunt.

[@TheMidnightModder]

The funny thing is... look at the world right now... he was right...

[@Sanscripter]

Why do I keep coming back to this movie?

[@RicardoMontee]

1:18 Best day ever for that old man, best day ever.

[@danielstoddart]

I love how Norm Gunderson is sitting in the seat behind Don.