Wawa Theft Story - Best of SleepyCast

Jeff talks about the sandwich thief at Wawa. Stamper also tells a story about a guy stealing in a 7-Eleven in San Diego in the middle of Little Italy. Mick beat Jeff at arm wrestling because he's Chinese. There is no reason that triple XL police officer uniforms need to exist. New York pizza versus Chicago Pizza.
Audio is from SleepyCast Lost Episode - [Señor Treachery] (AGUA EDITION):
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[@IuvenisOfficial]

I work at Wawa. This happens alot...

[@spacepug1246]

do you still work at wawa

[@IuvenisOfficial]

@@spacepug1246 yeah Dawg. Almost 6 years.

[@Calyrekt]

@@IuvenisOfficial nigga

[@bakedcake7156]

My old bff e.x bffff been workin at a wawa for about same amount of time 6/7 years an ive taken so much god damn stuff at annny wawa its sad but im so broke i need to eat.

[@garybrown2039]

@@IuvenisOfficial sorry to here that. People in retail and fast food have to deal with the most stupid stuff and most of it is because of people higher up in the company.

[@SevenAsses]

I was just waiting for Stamper to go full Big Pun there for a moment. Dead in the middle of Little Italy, little did we know That we riddled two middlemen who didn't do diddly

[@Maxdemon98]

ITLL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL THE DAY I TAKE AN L

[@elverchavez5776]

Make no mistake for real I wouldn’t hesitate to kill

[@Redfoxx4eva]

big pun ryhmed italy with diddily lol? he was pretty funny.

[@antpaste]

Not a pun

[@TheCardBoard-Box]

Once i was 9 and went to my local 7/11 and i went and got my chips and as i came out and walked towards the back to walk home i saw 2 people shooting up and a half naked cracked out granny playing with an ant hill..

[@sudds3003]

TheCardBoardBox when I glanced at your comment the first 2 things that caught my attention were "2 people" and "naked" I was disappointed

[@TheCardBoard-Box]

Sudds how about when i was 10 i was playing at chuck e cheese in the crawl tubes because i was poor and there was a grown ass man with a camera at one of the dead end inclosed bubble things and i didnt realize that he was doing you know bad shit so i waved at him and he never smiled, next day boom he was on the news.

[@sudds3003]

TheCardBoardBox Much more interesting

[@Fitzy_Fitz]

TheCardBoardBox cooooooooool

[@ImGazu]

I was 9 before, too

[@PseudoWounds]

13:14 "Dead in the middle of Little Italy, little did we know that we riddled two middlemen who didn't do diddily"

[@Maxdemon98]

ITLL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL THE DAY I TAKE AN L

[@Puppy_Puppington]

damnnnnnnmmmmm

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

I’ll diddle your little Italy.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

bars nigga

[@DanXmas]

7/11 pizza only tastes good when you've been drinking

[@deformedlovetangerine789]

Dan Christmas or super high

[@micheilmancuso2377]

Miranda Damitz or both

[@YupCambodove]

@@micheilmancuso2377 that sounds ok

[@Puppy_Puppington]

I prefer heroin and vodka beforehand. hahaha

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

@@Puppy_Puppington wow due you're really funny and edgy

[@ghoulking7616]

My personal wawa story: about a month ago I went to wawa after work. I went to grab a case of soda and there was a guy in the aisle next to mine. I glanced at him before I went into grab Dr Pepper. I had my headphones in but I heard buzzing from the aisle over. It took 30 seconds before I looked up and it was the guy eyeing me down and I turned down my headphones only to hear him threatening to beat the fuck out of me. I ignored him out of fear and walked away to order my food. When I went to lay I found out he was stealing shit. I love ghetto wawa.

[@Skullkan6]

Sometimes the best way to avoid getting stabbed or beat is to not hear it.

[@LSDOvideos]

sandwiches "taken to the back" don't usually en up in the garbage. Places like McDonald's actually "recycle" uneaten or spoilt ingredients by collecting it in a bin and sending it to be processed as food for cattle such as pigs.

[@skezobruh]

nah fam we throw that shit in the trash lol

[@theboss3721]

Bro that’s like McDonald’s at Silicon Valley. Run of the mill down town McDonald’s 100% do not give a shit about that

[@BaeBunni]

Only places I know do that is in Vegas with buffets because they throw away literally tons of food.

[@GorpaDorpOrp]

Worked at a lot of fast food type places. Even grocery stores. And no. Never seen anything like that.

[@NeoDJDAN]

Lol. It becomes garbage. no cap.

[@JaylanxYT]

The thing about fat coaches and gym teachers is that they don’t necessarily have to do the same work you do, their job is to know the ins and outs of sports and teach it to kids and train athletes. Fat police officers on the other hand, how can you keep a job where you basically chase down criminals all day if you can’t run for more than 2 minutes at a time?

[@MorfsPrower]

You pick your battles. I've known police that spent their entire time harassing junkies until the got promoted to detective status. Shame they had little experience actually dealing with real crime; they wouldn't last a day in Detroit.

[@DJBroniXOfficial]

For $6 its not that bad

[@Dommbuscus]

For $6, you can get Little Caesar's which is a million times better than fucking 7-Eleven pizza

[@sucrosecranium454]

@@Dommbuscus is the price different everywhere? Because where I live it's just 5 dollars

[@hound6171]

Dude that's basically a big Mac combo COMBO!!!!!

[@dattos140]

@Lich thats your opinion, I've never done drugs but i think little ceasers is miles better the school cafeteria pizza which I still ate. Why do people hate little ceasers so much?

[@Greigames]

Lich little Caesar’s varies VASTLY from location to location- there’s one where I love that makes them anywhere from absolute dogshit to moderately okay and another location that at least make it decent every time

[@cracklasco]

"He can just go ibto the kitchen and throw cheese on the floor and I'll be like 'yo whyd you do that, Mick?' 'Oh I'm Chinese' and he'd just walk away!"

[@LegacyNesferatu]

This one is for Stamper. I actually work as an night shift petrol station attendant. The way that the lotto tickets work, is that yes, they do need to be activated. Just like those ApplePay cards you were talking about, they aren't just irredeemable, but will tell you whether or not they've been stolen. They all have codes that track them.

[@colinmallery50]

As someone who works for wawa I’m baffled with the amount of people that try to steal food

[@NMages20]

"can I come into your place and look around??!!" "All due respect officer, as much praise and honest respect as I can give the brothers and sisters in blue for putting your lives on the line every single day for us, fuck off until you get a warrant"

[@cherryblossom1460]

*New Jersey has entered the chat*

[@Dewmise]

I miss Sleepycabin. I think I might kill myself without it

[@BunbunCourier]

The Official Podcast, The H3 Podcast, and Schmucks is getting me through it. And if you start by watching the latest episode of The Official Podcast, you'd be missing out on a real humdinger of a joke.

[@batteriesnotincluded7635]

Just a Drifter board burgers

[@jacobjonesofmagna]

Good news for you bub

[@felres]

Nah man there's still avengers 4

[@granteason3863]

i already did. i’d just watch it again if i were you. reception in purgatory is pretty shit anyway

[@jok3r470]

13:16 RIP to Big Pun "Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know That we riddled some middlemen who didn't do diddly"

[@leaffinite3828]

Japanese 7/11s are practically mini Walmart’s in terms of utility and use

[@whosapickle]

Taiwanese as well

[@salt_liqueur]

We don't have them where I live, Wawa is like a mythical place to me

[@TheLastCakeGames]

This podcast made me want Wawa. Now that I'm in Florida. I can FINALLY eat Wawa. And I love it.

[@yellow538]

Praise be to wawa

[@Mickocarbomb]

The original Crow actor died that way. A blank went off and the barrel wasn't clear (or something. Either it wasn't a BLANK GUN or it was a blank gun and something was in the barrel) and he took something to the head. You can read about it online.

[@tootriggered802]

Sounds like a bunch of mobsters talking about stories they had before they had to go and wack somebody.

[@Yourname942]

I had a morbidly obese health teacher in High school, she was also the girls volleyball coach

[@rallyrailgun7310]

Speedway is similar. You can get a sandwich 24/7 too

[@mrlevinielsen]

Stamper talking about the cashier etching the license plate number into her arm made me cringe so hard

[@PartnershipsForYou]

I can’t cringe ngl If that was me id be just as mad, I’d do some shit like that too

[@voiceofgrima1179]

Wawa is delicious, but you need the right person there to make your sandwich

[@JokeDeity2]

For anyone curious about how the lottery works, we just keep track of whichever series is currently out on display or in stock, and if they get stolen we report the serial number and it gets taken offline. So I guess technically if someone stole one they'd have much better chances than someone stealing a whole pack since it's less noticeable.

[@HC-qc5rp]

That woman working at 7/11 sounds like she went into a barbarian battle rage over this dude. I respect that

[@heyfella5217]

For the lottery thing, the "activation" thing only works for packs of scratch offs. So like, basically PA Lottery sends us big stacks of scratch offs every week or so, and we have to activate each pack in the PA Lottery computer. After its scanned in, all those cards can technically be scratched off and cashed in. If you activate a pack of scratch offs, you MUST stow them away into a lotto machine or locked safe afterwards.

[@NoOne-vy1jr]

I remember recently I was visiting philly and hit the Wawa and completely forgot that you pay at the counter and told them i paid and walked out

[@TheFindertom]

24 hour subways though

[@davidwestover4321]

Mitchell Adams i worked at subway. Its people who go at 1am for a fuckin sub that are the reason WWII was started.

[@TheFindertom]

hey don't get me wrong I fell bad for those people ours is on water street and all the drunks go there after last call

[@lukel.6582]

subway is kind of shit

[@chegayvara1136]

You should look at a police officer with horniness

[@StephenMckeighen]

That's how Niall did it

[@sleshstamp]

MY COLLEGE IS IN GLENSIDE! I drive down easton all the time!

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

To anyone who thinks blanks guns aren’t lethal, one literally killed Bruce Lee’s son while he was filming on set.

[@anaguardado6548]

Im Chinese

[@MundaneMuser]

Cool😎

[@THEmeepmopmoop]

Hello Chinese

[@goblin6037]

I’m sorry Have they found a cure?

[@NinjaBusCow]

Good.

[@MarcoGarcia-lg5tl]

You play joke?

[@6cmcnc6]

As a gas station employee I can vouch that we all are miserable.

[@someguy779]

you know that 7-11 pizza isn't that bad...but, it is SO DUSTY on the bottom

[@limbolul]

its called flour my friend

[@EdgieAlias]

sockshop doesn't taste any better

[@msthecommentator2863]

The tickets would be valid if the store already scanned them in, but a stack of tickets like that would have a master number that's on a separate sticker that comes on the packet. The convenience store I worked at had to keep those for paperwork.

[@TheRobertR]

i never known that about blanks :[

[@Nateguy632]

WHAT please use more internet

[@Puppy_Puppington]

it's okay to be 4 years old. no worries franddd

[@nomoremandead3910]

@@Nateguy632 actually you'll be surprised most of ppl don't know that about blanks until they find out the hard way

[@Jirbolicious]

No more Man Dead people don’t realize that blanks are also a kind of bullet

[@SandEatur]

Its pretty good

[@cshimp10]

Every one of these involves the police in some matter ; even if it's just mentioned by them or someone in the story... I love these.

[@dogol284]

The middle of little italy

[@xXPowerSurgeXx]

I didn't know Wawa was an actual place, I thought they were talking about walmart

[@TheBoomersauce]

It's a gas station / convenient store like 7-11, but not all over USA

[@CloutKamui]

Power Surge I’ve only seen it once in my state and that was up north in Alexandria

[@MayaNormusAss]

They're usually in the tri state area (NY, PA, NJ) they're all over NJ and there's some in PA that I've seen. If you're in that area, it's either quickchek or wawa

[@OneHellOfASandwich]

East coast (mostly) store. I think I seen a few in the Midwest. There’s also an east coast store called Sheetz, and there’s a big debate which store has the best Made-To-Order food.

[@MayaNormusAss]

@@OneHellOfASandwich it's not a debate, Wawa is superior

[@roxas7418]

Even though I’ve listened to every episode of SleepyCast, with Lyle, Stamper and Jeff on the same podcast I easily get mixed up with who’s actually talking. They sound so fucking similar

[@superleekegshoondinovevo6998]

the only ones I ever got confused were stamper and niall

[@superleekegshoondinovevo6998]

or maybe it was jeff and niall

[@treygon11]

"im chines.... so i have chi powers". im fucking dead lol

[@GiggleFist720]

Some fat people are decently athletic enough honestly. I’ve gone on two mile runs with some tubby tubbies who were able to catch their breath much faster than myself.

[@fireflocs]

You can get a sandwich at 3AM at any Quikchek. And they're better than Subway sandwiches.

[@Estinus]

Where are these magical businesses located friend

[@fireflocs]

@@Estinus quickchek.com/locations-services-fuel/

[@trouser493]

7-11 pizza is really not that bad when it's "fresh". I always put hot sauce on mine.

[@Undeadking538]

Long time gas station guy here. When a new scratch off lottery bundle comes in, they aren’t valid until you active the bundle, usually coming in about 600 dollars worth of tickets per bundle. Once you active the whole bundle and put them in the plastic display case, they’re all activated. So he could have won on the tickets and cashed them, though I’m sure the State would have the barcode numbers recorded as stolen, and would arrest him once he went to the lottery office to claim his winnings. That’s how it is here in Michigan, at least.

[@Estinus]

As a gas station cashier. Granted, we don't have lottery in Utah. But shit is real. We're miserable. If I got robbed, I'd be fucking pumped.

[@cadedennis6383]

you know what? it's not that bad

[@zombiehalo9588]

Hell yeah wawa is awesome Pennsylvania babyyy

[@DredCthulhu]

Me want in, how apply for room and board

[@nickirmen6671]

5:10 Owen Wilson has entered the chat

[@octoNG]

That pizza is actually pretty ok

[@EmberLayne666]

Oh I'm Chinese 😂😂😂😂

[@OathPaczo]

Ive been to the 7/11 in little itay in san diego

[@survivearchive]

pohlEECE, OFFISORS...

[@jaspertrunks111]

San Diego hell yea

[@GreenVikeenArt]

He stole the lottery tickets to resale them, no to scratch them.

[@ZarHakkar]

Confession: For the longest time I thought Wa-wa was some kind of inside joke babytalk term for Wal-Mart.

[@maylabrown4584]

Wow

[@franzliszt8090]

Wait, are you guys in PA?

[@jonbaron1601]

Most of them moved to California recently, but Jeff and Cory are still in Pennsylvania.

[@fuzzyco.3336]

7-11 pizza is actually pretty good

[@TheHarimgrebduhl]

"I dont want a speeding ticket" Simple solution to that problem; Don't speed.

[@Tunkkis]

I'm not convinced their blank gun is loose than real handguns, save for .22s and pocket pistols. They're probably just not wearing earpro, which'll create that illusion.

[@Jacksmusicshack]

I want to go to a WaWa.. lolol

[@jimbogame6375]

It’s very good.

[@gaberosse8755]

7/11 pizza is so good

[@1through11]

Where I live we got Cumberland farms

[@bakedcake7156]

They print out the tickeys anyway on lottery so no way

[@roachdoggjr1]

5 dollars for a 711 pizza? In my country its 5 euros for a dominos pizza and give or take but conversion means yall getting ripped off

[@zacharywood9416]

5.99 for domino's here, I think we're good

[@frankcastle243]

Themiddleofliddleidaly

[@KamAroundTheWorld]

These people also don't tip.

[@rianwestling115]

I'm from Chicago... and yeah the 7/11 pizzas not that bad

[@LifeOutward]

I honestly thought "Wawa" was some funny name the bois used for "Walmart." We don't have them around here.

[@MuricanBearWarrior]

Wawa’s are a specific place in Pennsylvania and New Jersey and a couple other states in the North East US

[@LifeOutward]

@@MuricanBearWarrior Yeah, I know that now. Just wish it didnt take me as long as it did, hah

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

@@MuricanBearWarrior we have em all over here in Florida, they are nice. A coworker kept trying to get me to go to one, and I kept thinking "dude its just a gas station". But they are all super clean inside, and after ordering exactly what I wanted with the touch screens and getting my quesadilla, I was hooked ever since lol. I have since brought other coworkers and my family on to them too lol

[@MuricanBearWarrior]

@@SangheiliSpecOp yeah I forgot Florida too. Wawa is far superior to any sheets, 7-Eleven or any other convenient store/gas station combo

[@domkqshiddingspot6676]

I want pizza

[@JJoesphD3]

Mmm....you say you go to Wawa...you carry a gun....it's florida isn't it!

[@kellyshea92]

Use primer only blanks. Still get a nice pop

[@joecool2721]

Japanese 7-11’s are awesome. Puts American 711 to shame

[@Some_D0nkus]

7-11 pizza is better than 99% of pizza in general. $5 with real cheese, can't argue.

[@devilhunterradio8395]

Naw.

[@zacharywood9416]

That's like saying instant ramen is better than authentically hand made ramen, it may be true for you but it makes you sound like a simpleton that lacks a fine enough palate to tell the difference lol

[@yamilink03]

7-11 pizza is the worst

[@MokaDaRoka]

I think it’s not that bad

[@bakedcake7156]

How can you steal lottery

[@AAllen-br8it]

And here I was thinking they were referring to Walmart this whole time.

[@connor48880]

Bacon and onion. Change my mind.

[@ccda3324]

No need, its already perfect

[@connor48880]

YES! Thank you for agreeing!

[@Aodhan1990]

711 pizza aint that bad

[@julianrosado1592]

They predicted the Alec Baldwin incident

[@mikefortier7081]

New York isn’t the best pizza, New Haven CT is

[@theworstactionhero9186]

Foot lettuce

[@tommykarrick9130]

I work at a pharmacy that sells lottery, first of all if he stole tickets from behind the counter he could win on them, they’re activated by the pack not by the ticket. Second, I have no FUCKING idea how he did that, nobody would ever get away with even grabbing one ticket from behind the counter unless the cashier walked away from the counter, which I supposed is possible. And third, a stack of those tickets can be worth thousands of dollars. They make $20 and $30 ones which if I was gonna steal a lottery ticket, I’m going for those ones. That could be a devastating money loss for a store.

[@RemingtonRowland]

Cops

[@karpsiclemerp2639]

Wawa sounds a lot like Sheetz.

[@wacopaco2099]

Karpsicle Merp yeah sheetz is like wawa but, y’know, worse

[@scrombelloportabello7471]

You know what, its not that bad

[@peepeeboy_1014]

It ain’t that bad

[@DeandreSteven]

does niall really own a gun?

[@thaumly]

it would be fairly standard assuming he lives in america

[@UnwisePoppy]

Thaums ya but he's Irish, only half of americas own guns anyway

[@thaumly]

50% is still pretty big

[@Jose_Doe]

you mean you dont?

[@frostthefoxxo7192]

Deandre Chitay Its not uncommon. Like, at all.

[@paulgrace7843]

You know what? It's not that bad...

[@kiideva]

Yeah not bad if u want a stomach virus, And diarrhea.

[@kakashiroks]

I’m from new york, we do have the damn good pizza, but Stamper is right, 7/11 pizza isnt bad.

[@1800mexicano]

So it's a Sheetz

[@1800mexicano]

I've never seen a 7/11 There are ZERO in the city I've lived in

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

its a magical place

[@Jirbolicious]

Same here

[@jamesphillips3135]

Why can’t he say cop?

[@kharnifex]

Food from Japan's 7/11 is pretty good, conbini tsukemen supremacy