SleepyCast - Life Advice (Gone Down Syndrome)

[@rkovacs4190]

3:59 deep oneyplays lore: zach saying here in another language ‘can i sharpen a pencil’ and cory later saying that same thing during the alien translator bit in sonic heroes play through, and they clown him for it

[@edd.5169]

i remembered.

[@WriggleNightbug]

cory is an idiot savant

[@devildante9]

@@edd.5169 The funniest part is Cory not remembering where he got that joke from.

[@Self-Referential]

"I only remember how to count to five" But you counted to six.

[@XxWargrinderxX]

He remembered so little of Spanish that he thought "cinco-seis" was five

[@seantheguy1391]

XxWargrinderxX that’s even funnier

[@HumansFreshlyBorn]

Exactly he forgot

[@JackPorter]

Well, then it's useful! Six is basically adding 20% to his entire Spanish language! (100÷5)×6=120%

[@Rex_The_Mouse]

You still haven't learned *SHIT*

[@msthecommentator2863]

I wanted to see if I could find the story of the mom mummifying her disabled kid, and found an article about a Russian dude who robbed the graves of little girls and dressed them up as dolls. Thanks, Sleepycast!

[@shoeshiner9314]

I remember hearing about that story last year of the woman who kept her dead baby around in my English class. i was so fuckin confused.

[@mesotolioma5089]

Did he put them one inside the other like those Russians dolls?

[@Grayfox988]

My favorite part is Zach remembering everything wrong about that picture.

[@frankfurhter]

Corey "The Toolman" Tailor would be his wrestling name. No joke it fits so well.

[@Chibblechabble]

He should star in a show called House Upgrade or something like that

[@thundercockjackson]

but the tools are only saws and ones that double as murder implements

[@ForYourHealth744]

But his last name is Borealis

[@CadetGen]

@@ForYourHealth744 "alright kids and seniors, today ima show you how how to fix the borealis RGB lights up north with only a saw, a set of Christmas lights, and some Elmer's glue!"

[@eleckson]

I just found Sleepycast and had no idea it ended. I found TwoBestFriends play and it ended shortly after. I found GameGrumps and JonTron left within like a month. Fuck man.

[@Nate-ll4do]

You're ruining good things

[@orangejoe2147]

At least there’s oneyplays

[@bflorida3]

Did you start watching supermega recently by any chance?

[@eleckson]

@@bflorida3 I did not. Iol

[@devildante9]

I'm so blessed I managed to enjoy those shows for almost all their existence, same with achievement hunter before it went to shit. Now the only lets play I watch is oneyplays, and all their endless compilations, also Jerma compilations. JP vtubers now fill that hole.

[@Dakayto]

I like to imagine 20 years from now, their children are watching this.

[@kruel6645]

Damian Rice they won’t have kids

[@user-xq7vl4gs3x]

@@kruel6645 :(

[@Rodrigo-xd6wl]

And they all have down syndrome

[@ABRBD]

@@Rodrigo-xd6wl and autism

[@Necrosarioo]

"ich habe schreiben" I have write

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Tengo escribirse.

[@Azathoth409]

3:40 "Hi, would you like to sharpen a pencil?"

[@wildcamlmusic]

Zach planted the seed in Cory’s mind years ago

[@Nate-ll4do]

IT'S DOOOOOONE

[@moonbug7252]

Chris: "I can't even remmeber a word of it" *proceeds to ask how to go to the bathroom ✨flawlessly✨*

[@tahutoa]

the "get out of this stupid class" phrase barely counts. I betcha he doesn't remember which parts mean what.

[@moonbug7252]

@@tahutoa yeah I know, like I remmeber how to ask to take off my jacket in Spanish. God knows I can't speak anything else

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

_"Good day, sir-would you like to sharpen a pencil?"_

[@GrayD_Fox]

Chris’ memory is fudged

[@notmyrealname1999]

The 3 dislikes are probably people who can't pour a glass of milk themselves

[@ronaldmcnugs]

Not Myrealname probably some downys who couldn't tell the difference between like or dislike

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

@@ronaldmcnugs A man of culture, I see?

[@kingkane]

Apparently now 79 people can’t pour a glass of milk, this is becoming an epidemic

[@3spoons366]

Now [REDACTED] people can't pour milk themselves.

[@TheHooliganHouse]

What dislikes?

[@gagnorblu]

I love how funny Cory found the idea of a houseplant in a wheelchair.

[@Suchomimus65]

“Listen, this kid is a meme-spewing idiot from the future!” made me laugh so hard I was tearing up, and they just pass right over it.

[@tonys6620]

"I only know two German words" clever af

[@SamuraiPie8111]

took spanish for 4 years, all i know how to say is "Help" and "Bacon is good"

[@ChrisPBacon-xn9up]

Agent Bill Wilson Tocino es bueno :)

[@jesseking1403]

Imagine hearing someone say that in public. "PLEASE HELP ME! I THINK STRIPS OF PORCINE BELLY IS DELICIOUS AND I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!"

[@loplop019]

Bacon es muey bueno

[@mockingladmockery3860]

Which both sentences can be understood in English at 90 percent of the world population.

[@mrlevinielsen]

epic bacon

[@leocarioshiny]

Apparently infomercial products are meant for people with disabilities, but are marketed for a general audience for potential profit

[@RollaJones]

Cory's dad stories are largely the result of Cory being forced to do construction/handyman work by him. Still haunted by the night he told an entire Skype call the story of being locked in a rat infested shed by his dad.

[@BalsamicJeebs]

yo is there video of him telling this story?

[@Tom-jy6mc]

And Cory Beck Sr. is probably sitting there wondering why his son turned out to be a high functioning porn drawing sonic fan that hangs out with newgrounds people

[@Puppy_Puppington]

I couldn’t stop cracking up at the cartel capture scenario with Zach.

[@cameronkoontz6393]

Zach here becoming PsychicPeterson, telling me to clean my room

[@n0isyturtle]

The craziest thing about this entire clip is Cory was the only one who actually remembered what the question was.

[@guilcolino]

"There's a disability, and then there's a liability." - President Cory J. Beck Delamínguez

[@tsrenis]

in this episode the boys talk about and advocate for eugenics

[@3three3three3three]

nature advocates for eugenics. i guess its an inevitable conversation

[@Bearbytez]

There's a church by my house that plays absurdly long songs on the bells at random times. I was getting really frustrated that I had my headphones in and could still hear the stupid church bells until about 6:40 when I finally took my headphones out to figure out wtf was going on and realized it was just the piano track in the background of this recording.

[@zachanikwano]

Bear Mcleod Y'all reminded me of my Muslim mom who would play prayers at ear splitting noises instead of using headphones like a decent person.

[@fallenstudent1103]

Based church near your house

[@duncanproductions2k6]

your story reminds me of the fact I live near a university. for some reason, they make the band play at like, midnight. so sometimes when I'm trying to sleep, I just hear random faint orchestral music.

[@Jed.Blazer]

Hearing Zach saying he's gonna 'tread lightly' on any subject is such a bizarre thing me.

[@Ryu1ify]

Then two minutes later his tongue is lolling out and he's mumbling to roleplay as Jeff's down syndrome son

[@monononny3974]

oh, they're longer now. Thanks

[@Like_a_Bean]

“You know how to take a piss in Irish?!” - Zach

[@MrThemanofdoom]

It truly is ridiculous that public school doesn't teach you how to do your taxes, baffles me.

[@malikoniousjoe]

Gotta love lobbying so that they can invent a market that doesn’t need to exist. Other countries just ask for your tax money with a precise amount but we gotta keep Turbotax and H&R Block alive for no fucking reason besides they want money.

[@jesterbomb6763]

Where IS taxes class?

[@alwaystired9611]

JesterBomb the uk has one now but we get it once every month

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

Accounting teacher got us certified to do taxes but wasnt in school circumcision

[@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow]

It WAS called Home Economics, but most schools fazed that out a few decades ago

[@xeagaort]

I think a lot of US kids just don’t pay attention in class because I *did* have a taxes class in public high school. I don’t know how to do taxes either, my gf does my taxes every year, all I’m saying is our education system does teach us we just don’t give a fuck when we’re in HS.

[@Zaxamaphone]

@@sinsoftheswamp8346 lol I should hope not

[@rianwestling115]

"Glorified cat" and "house plant

[@BIacklce]

"a glorified cat", damn jeff

[@glitterboiii]

Oh my god I’m crying I just pissed myself at 11:52

[@Jed.Blazer]

Your a monster.

[@Jed.Blazer]

So am I, if not more, but still.

[@AnuxeL]

I love how no matter where you go, teachers that teach 2nd languages will always make you learn how to ask to go to the bathroom in their language. "Puedo ir al bano, por favor?" and some numbers are legit the only things I remember from Spanish class

[@mub51]

Never ever had to say puedo ir al bano because I would just leave teacher wouldn’t say nothing they didn’t want the smoke

[@brandonebelein1164]

Zach counted to 6 and said he can only count to 5

[@greywolf187]

chris would have had to learn irish even if he went to private school because in ireland you need to do irish to pass your leaving cert

[@MrLackinator]

Not if you have the auts

[@Mr74261000027]

How to evade taxes class

[@jormilos]

The most based and American of classes

[@ranieldale4842]

After 11 fucking years of Irish class all I can say is can I go to the bathroom and the word for sausage

[@Nostalgia_OST]

ispini

[@ubermaster134]

Same to me with french

[@yamilink03]

The problem with those genetic tests that determine if a fetus has a cognitive issue is that they're surprisingly inaccurate. Doctor told my mom there was a high chance I would be born with down syndrome. Turns out I didn't. This was pretty early into the pregnancy too.

[@flyde6521]

I doubt you'd have been tested. If your mother was older when she was pregnant then usually it gets brought up.

[@yamilink03]

@@flyde6521 no she was 17

[@billy6044]

Have you considered that you do have it?

[@yamilink03]

@@billy6044 no but your mom told me you're autistic

[@lmaolol9357]

You were lucky

[@fulmgusgrukini4727]

I love how Jeffs German isnt even accurate, he literally said "I have writing"

[@gregoryschreiter]

when they made the noises at 11:52 I have never laughed harder. Sometimes, simple humor is the best.

[@higginswalsan]

Dang the government requires you to send your children to the equivalent of a full time job to be told only what the government wants them to hear and during that time they refuse to teach them skills that will help them avoid paying the government too much? I can’t believe taht

[@edzim10]

man we're going to need that Easter story with the brownos carrying Jesus' dead body

[@Footwater]

I learned about water for 5 years in high school. Every fucking year I expected to learn something different but it was just WATER AND LAKES

[@arcaii1117]

That is the hardest I've ever heard Cory laugh, Jesus.

[@Kalslice]

The only thing I actually took away from this video was "Do your laundry on sundays"

[@wsg5920]

"I have write" -Jeff

[@uhjustsomeguy]

wait there is a best of sleepy cabin channel, so your just gonna reupload the whole thing. Best podcast ever.

[@taylorcarpenter3850]

THE MEXICAN CARTEL BIT NEEDS TO BE ANIMATED PLEASE

[@intothekey]

8:50 My friend's Mom had a baby and the Doc said it would be autistic and recommend abortion but he came out fine.

[@kingstonmrse4154]

intothekey Damn. Autism is not even a bad disability

[@cosmicXtropics]

Unless the baby had like a severe malformation, otherwise why tf would a doctor r e c o m m e n d abortion? Then again I'm not a doctor. Years from now, abortion might be the norm even when the child is healthy with the population and housing crisis and sorts. But don't listen to me I'm not a scientist.

[@ellabee4820]

I have a friend who had the doctors recommend abortion for each of their siblings because they would be disabled. Each of them came out perfectly normal.

[@smartfella7914]

@@cosmicXtropicsI’d say ur pretty right

[@cosmicXtropics]

@@smartfella7914 holy fucking shit how did I predict the absolutely insane modern female brain 4 years ago? Such a random comment to make istg 💀

[@epicbenstudios]

I definitely have the meme-gene.

[@BenjaminEarlMusic]

"johnny dicaprio" cory-isms sure are a hoot.

[@youhaveayds8975]

Now i have to go watch a trailer park boys rickyisms compilation fuck

[@schizoid_banshee]

12:33 have not laughed so hard as I did at that in a long ass time Zach's "You left me here" was the funniest shit

[@Superior123123Cool]

18:18 I'm crying!

[@Cooyy]

was half asleep listening to this then i hear cory say "its a house plant" and my eyes shot open lol

[@szewcu1492]

i'm against the oppression of vegetable people

[@FAPPERCRACKER]

Yeah they taste so good.

[@XxWargrinderxX]

I prefer free-range vegetable people

[@notanundesirable]

Thank you pajama sam

[@maxcheese382]

What about the oppression of progerians

[@dimsumboy22]

Let’s be honest. Even if there was a tax class in high school. You wouldn’t pay attention to

[@Tunkkis]

I've taken Swedish classes for six years (mandatory in Finland) and "Excuse me, where is the metro?" is nearly most of the Swedish I know. And I only remember that because I read it in a comic strip. I can string together clumsy sentences on the fly, but not competently in the least.

[@peterdinkler4950]

sides went into orbit at *"Meme gene"*

[@Ub3rGr00SS]

The bit where jeff talks about a twin looking at his dead twin slays me.

[@blaykerietman6965]

8:00 he’s also holding the tightening bit that spins , she the little guys wrist is just gonna sprain.

[@honeybutter000]

Fun fact in California as of 2018 if you make less than $1200 a year you don’t have to pay taxes but you are still entitled to a refund

[@PurpleFreezerPage]

I learned about taxes in highschool “Learned” It was a very poorly designed unit of an economics course, and the assessment was terrible

[@big924]

I just had to file my teachers taxes

[@brandoncacioppo]

They have those classes in college…. You have to be a business/accounting student if you're an accounting student you have to at least take Tax I and Tax II lol

[@Jaleco12618]

"They should teach how to do taxes in school" while i don't completely disagree, I feel like people that say that probably wouldn't pay attention in that class anyway.

[@malikoniousjoe]

Chris and Cory absolutely wouldn’t pay attention. That said it should still be taught. No reason to gimp education for the entire population because a few people refuse to learn

[@moonmannd7501]

Holy shit Zack narrating the baby's rolling, decapitated head fucking killed me.

[@kramkrum3672]

Makes me so happy to hear that Zach likes German. Feels like any time you see someone pretend to know what German sounds like, they spew random noises in a shriveled voice like the fucking pigs from Shrek. Real German is one of the hardest fucking sounding languages in existence.

[@devildante9]

"When he comes out dead, just act surprised!"

[@ZippyRagu]

Oh my GOD when 18:15 happened I pissed tears

[@SpellboundWolf]

I'm currently 31 & I still don't know how to do taxes!

[@_poopis_8945]

thanks for uploading those videos fam!

[@douglasdiggins8296]

Damn. Not the video to watch after my twins died just a few months ago.

[@michaelvalentin9136]

no yea schools are horrible at teaching languages

[@ryqaelmiles8879]

“No yea” I’m reading that to myself aloud and no yea

[@carkindozin]

Ryqael Miles no yea i agree with him though. In my spanish class i was more focused on getting every point on the rubric while working on my projects and homework than I spent actually practicing the material. American grading system is too easy to fail and everythings about the grade

[@lucasmckenzie5780]

Comparing a downy to a cat lmfao

[@Chibblechabble]

Fuggin Zach telling me to clean my room... bout time to clean my room

[@quantumecho2456]

Holy shit. Is that Clair De Luna in the background? This is the first time I noticed this!

[@MagmaLair13]

Most of the time you don't know until after we are born, and then it is too late to legally kill us :/

[@slozuVAghrsseghdtergtdhsrg]

It should be legal.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Not in Canada it isn't! Shit, for that matter, there are plenty of easy loopholes in the US and EU as well.

[@hunterchaney7197]

19:05 - 19:50 KILLS ME

[@ornetwork]

Its funny the FIRST 5 SECONDS They were alreafy listing off shit i do and REALLY need to fix ☹

[@RAPIDFIRE896]

We learnt taxes in math (went to school in Ireland)

[@Nate-ll4do]

WHAT THE FUCK? FUCK SCHOOL AND ITS FUCKING INCONCISTENCIES

[@CringelordJen]

18:18 fucking killed me.

[@SalmonellaSam]

Bro that policeman from the 2009 KZbin series

[@Drumtariano]

"I wouldn't want a kid who's like, a walking volcano" Cory, what the fuck

[@66LordLoss66]

Ga i fynd i'r ty bach, os gwelwch yn dda?

[@TheLargestProstateInTheWest]

cthulhu-ass language

[@southernfriedmedia3968]

it was Corky on Life goes on

[@bettya.k.abetty8259]

Honestly I wish I would've payed attention in school. I could be running a company instead of doing analytics but it is what it is. I don't mind my job but sometimes it's too much when people can't even understand excel. I get emails constantly from my boomer co-workers about "DERRRR how do I put in a formula?" I'll explain that you just have to type it in the appropriate field and they're like, Huh?

[@Bessux]

I don't have the time, Jeff. I really, really don't.

[@rocher4767]

"Ich habe schreiben" is wrong lmao

[@JP.710]

If you knew your child was gonna become Chris chan would you abort?

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

If you knew he was gonna become Chris Chan you could just….raise him to NOT be Chris chan. What a dumb hypothetical.

[@BrokeBot]

Who else is watching this with a bin full of laundry?

[@RollaJones]

@11:52 onward: HO-LEE SHIT.

[@chandler9638]

This is darker than hellraiser.

[@Jirbolicious]

Chandler 96 I thought that the lighting was appropriate.

[@zenrelaxation9940]

I’ll let you know I’m a senior in high school and they do have a class for doing taxes, learn to do checks, learn how to take out loans, learn to use a credit card. To be honest you guys prob didn’t have it back then. But now they have that as a class

[@furguts]

Could someone in the comments actually teach me how to do taxes

[@djepstein5735]

Don't pay anything and go on disability and take out loans and don't pay them

[@Shorteagle]

I'm Irish and I am forced to learn Irish, German and Religion. I am slowly becoming Chris involuntarily. *My dreams are coming true :D*

[@GmKaiser]

Parents used to teach their kids life advice and skills like how to do taxes. Now that's all been lumped on schools because parents are either too busy or lazy.

[@mub51]

Well to be fair schools should be doing that in the first place

[@sodiumraccoon991]

Whats the video compilation of all the 'do you have problems .....' called?

[@tdata545]

Can an Irish person answer this, is there parts of Ireland where they REFUSE to speak English and ONLY speak in Irish? Also, how's the quality of life in those areas? Probably not tourist hotspots. Our home-economics class taught us taxes and balancing checkbooks. BUT I was the only one in my family that had to take regular ECON. So I learned about stocks and dividends, don't remember a fucking thing about it. Just like I was the only one in my family forced to learn Spanish, then learned it wasn't a graduation requirement, both siblings took German, since my mother's german-scandanavian, JUST SUPER FUCKING WASP; and my father was German and Italian. But my Mom's side goes back to the late 1800s in the US, where even though my father's parents were 1st generation Americans, they weren't speaking italian or german in the house. My stepfather of like a decade (I'm 33) his family spoke italian in the home.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Not Irish, but the answer is not since WWI. Schools have been trying to bring back Irish Gælic as a lingua franca since like the eighties, but kids don't care enough to bother with it. They'd probably have a better chance of getting kids to learn at least _some_ form of Gælic if they just sent them across the channel for a mandatory one-year study in Wales or Scotland.

[@stuartherrera]

"time magazine will be knocking on your door..." lol, that's a boomer thing to say

[@biggrocc19]

What a zoomer thing to say.

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

What a Joomer thing to say.

[@Ub3rGr00SS]

@@SomeGuyHowGoesIt coomer

[@Daniel-bb9qj]

An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas, meas é do thoil é?

[@rockiestcornet0237]

i have to correct them i did learn how to wright a check but i dont know how to do fuck all else

[@kyra5136]

I’m learning German atm I’m in my second year 😂 eins zwei drei vier funf sechs etc.... Ich bin funfsehen. I know a little it’s just boringggg👎 and we can go to Germany for a couple of weeks but I don’t think I wanna go bc I’m not gonna know much bc I don’t pay attention 😂

[@bone-spoof6666]

Uno Dos Tres Cuatro Sinco sis 1 through 5 2:52