Detention & The Sponge Factory - Best of SleepyCast

[@purpleYamask]

A sponge factory legitimately burned down in St Louis in 2003, cory isnt lying.

[@liamerolduffy7738]

Did it truly burn down with all the retards in it?

[@squidyparty]

*WTF??*

[@bungbananaman]

I'm not surprised. Missouri is like Gravity Falls except greyer and realer. A bunch of weird shit happens over here. Cory also seems to be telling the truth all of the time in his stories. Because he's a really bad liar. Whenever he tries to lie you can audibly hear him trying not to laugh.

[@PinkManGuy]

@@bungbananaman I still think that story about him and his "friends" bullying some awkward guy who was a goofy dancer was in fact Cory getting bullied.

[@dastardlydingus]

​@@PinkManGuy What? When did he talk about that?

[@CS9_]

The Fucking moment when Corey just says “The factory burned down” is one of the funniest things in any SleepCast episode

[@orangejoe2147]

“Along with the retards in it” is a perfect follow up to that too

[@bingobongo321]

The best part of this isn't even the factory, it's the fact that Chris spent a whole year hammering a plank of wood

[@Doodle_Dud]

Good thing the nails didn't end up in his teacher's eye.

[@cmouse3415]

woodwork class is just like that i think?? i had one in high school and i did basically the same shit, there were other ppl in my class whod just go into the storeroom where the teacher couldnt see them and take turns on a juul pod for like the entire 70-minute period lol

[@rjmario2234]

@@cmouse3415 That is so accurate

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

That's not a very nice way to talk about the girl who got maggots all over their old apartment.

[@Tom-jy6mc]

Chris was Patrick in that one episode of SpongeBob where he had a plank stabbed onto his forehead with a nail

[@chubbernugg5841]

I once got in detention for sneezing during the national anthem and it was a wet sneeze and it made a fart noise

[@TurdFerguson884]

Chubber Nugg I got suspended for laughing at a kid when he started crying when “I’m proud to be an American” was being played by the school band at an assembly.

[@fiestylilwrangler9222]

I got kicked out of class for farting

[@hewhowatches5182]

I love your photo

[@marcpelletier2700]

@@TurdFerguson884 Good, you unpatriotic little shit.

[@Goblindeez935]

@@fiestylilwrangler9222 i got kicked out of math class when we were talking about graphs and I said "I thought graphs were in Africa why do we have to learn about them?" Pretty stupid pun but I thought it was funny

[@hilotakenaka]

Cory might have something wrong with him, but the fact that literally everyone else around him was even more insane whilst he was growing up just makes me feel bad for him

[@audiowithdrawl5948]

Some areas in Missouri can compete for 3rd world countries. He shows a ton of intelligence but in his own strange Missourian way. Glad he has built what he's got.

[@ARuiz-eu3hk]

I just laugh even harder.

[@edwinsolis5710]

He’s Bizarro living on Earth instead of Bizarro World

[@nowhereman6019]

You can FEEL the laughter and confusion start as soon as he mentions the sponge factory.

[@Sh4dowFawx]

WHAT?!?

[@Notoromus]

Yeah, feel it with my eardrums, cos they start laughing, moron.

[@vegavictoria6768]

When I was in preschool (like 4 years old) I got sent to the principal’s office for quoting the magic conch episode of spongebob and telling a kid to “shut your halfwit pie hole”. My parents took me to see a movie because they thought it was so funny.

[@jujujakub]

Poop 2

[@ps4fan794]

lia Manila spongerobert movie

[@pongo1342]

r/thathappened

[@Kelpflakes]

Evan Bubnick *starts to growl and bears teeth

[@pongo1342]

Electric Raiku wow you are a whole different kind of strange aren’t you

[@beetle7045]

oh my god the sponge factory i forgot about that

[@dismissyourself]

I didn't expect to see you here woah

[@beetle7045]

dismiss yourself i must ask where do you recognize me from

[@dismissyourself]

@@beetle7045 I don't know... I've just been subscribed to you for forever and love your videos

[@beetle7045]

dismiss yourself that’s really cool actually! i’m glad my dumb videos have made you happy (:

[@aidenp779]

That's cool

[@Corkoth55]

"Cory, it's actually a miracle you're as normal as you are"

[@melville7367]

The name of the factory is diversified foam products. They rebuilt after the fire and still operate today

[@glitch30k]

That is really Interesting. I thought Cory was acting like Zach and making shit up

[@Tom-jy6mc]

Those same r*****s still work there, because they never left the burning smolders of the last one and sat there while the new factory was built around them

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

Knowing Corey, he probably barged in during standardized state testing and stood there and argued for 15 minutes repeating that he “just got here” and so he shouldn’t have been prepared to enter the classroom quietly.

[@dr_yeet9399]

Jesus the sponge factory is still one of the funniest stories

[@xSmuggen]

I'd love to visit water people territory one of these days.

[@coh2conscript851]

go water people hunting

[@Buutaro]

I'd love to poach and mount a water person's head on my living room wall

[@3three3three3three]

Water people dissolve after being killed. If you tried mounting the head, it would disintegrate before your very eyes into a million amoebas

[@SlayClay117]

Water people taxidermy is viable enough. Ask me about my collection of water people jaw bones.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Dude go to Oniontown USA (Don’t actually though)

[@AfroNinja360]

NO, YA NEED TO MAKE A BIRDHOUSE

[@EdgieAlias]

Oh youre that good animator! Do you take commissions on art?

[@FluffyIronGolems]

Why's your icon a girl

[@brapboi8069]

@@FluffyIronGolems ;)

[@ReeseGhost]

I accidentally read this comment the fuckin second Chris said that, my god

[@jonnymora8062]

oney threw a niall

[@kaleb2810franklin]

In my eye

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

DETENTION

[@SquidHansen]

"I don't even know what to say..." -niall after being thrown

[@tabbyarts3670]

Jonny Mora Oney is in Denaill that he did it.

[@eagle0114]

@@tabbyarts3670 Yeah, he really is in deniall

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

I got put in detention once for saying “I’m gonna kick your ass”, while playing with crayons.

[@Crusader316]

I just hear Dude nukems voice

[@PinkManGuy]

@@Crusader316 I heard Hank Hill

[@aries200297457]

​@@PinkManGuyBWAH!

[@notarealperson9135]

I love Chris' "plank of wood with nails in it" story so much

[@jaygrizz63]

I love Chris's laugh at 6:30

[@cracklasco]

It’s the best feeling ever when you laugh that loud and hard.

[@CeraphineLuna]

One year in woodshop, I spent an entire hour hammering nails & drilling screws into this plank of wood. But when I went to pick it up before the bell, it didn't come off the table... I'm a dumm

[@Cybertitan129]

In high school, i once had a one day suspension. When i got back, I had missed a test. When it came time to redo the test, i studied my ass off, but the test was completely different and the teacher knew it. Still passed on what i knew and years later i found out she died.

[@SmipWhip]

bitch got fucked haahahahah

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

Nice

[@Zlarel]

Irish story

[@flamewave9935]

I think the sponge factory is Nickelodeon 2016

[@ebinecksdee9872]

DENGYOU

[@bedazzlebub967]

Ebin Ecks Dee Yurwelcom

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Thenku

[@Catgirl_Online]

deyough

[@jackmazeika5594]

Dinkyoo

[@SquidHansen]

[Does the wave] WAAAGH!

[@squegunison3221]

How is this not animated yet?

[@jimmyrustles3122]

The Biggest Boy it is

[@EvilEmperorKmuz]

Sponge factory is animated, look it up

[@ForestWizardLookingForPotion]

@@EvilEmperorKmuz lmao look when he wrote his comment, Einstein

[@warblenoise]

@@ForestWizardLookingForPotion Lmao, look when the first reply was written, Einstein

[@emmanuelrodriguez8148]

Einstein

[@TurdFerguson884]

I saw the school police chase a kid that stole a girl’s phone through the school. When the kid ran out the back gate and across the street, the school police officer ran into the street without looking and was instantly hit by a car. He went at least 10-12ft. in the air, landed on his neck and just laid there. The kid looked at him from across the street, then at us then just booked it while the woman driving the car was crying and screaming at the 911 operator on her phone. The other school staff was yelling at us to “get the fuck out of the way” and rushed over to help him. I could see him breathing weird short breaths and I thought I just watched someone die. He ended up breaking his neck, retiring and going on disability.

[@BlizzardofOze]

Did the kid get away?

[@karterstinton9101]

That's messed up

[@evanhamlett6350]

Jesus Christ, did the kid pawn the phone off?

[@poopyscoopy6984]

fuckin hell

[@steelingcable6350]

I laughed so fucking hard. great story

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

I remember this one time my science teacher heard me talking about a hunting trip and she really autisticly came up to me and said, "I've worked in hospitals and examined bullet entries and exits, guns aren't to be enjoyed, they cause horrible damage." I said back, "don't you drive a motorcycle? Aren't they the most dangerous vehicles ever?" She didn't answer, only gave me a detention.

[@mockingladmockery3860]

Lmao. I had a similar science teacher. She was good as a person but a horrible and rude as a teacher. Usually says "Can you?" when students ask with "can" in their requests. She got really mad at my friend once and asked him to "Can you go hang yourself on the cable for the projector" then my friend answered her with "I don't know, Can I?". She gave a really bitchy face afterwards. I hope nobody gives me r/thathappened on the reply cause it really happened when i was Grade 10~11, the teachers treated us like adults so we tend to joke around with them with edgy jokes for a lot of times. But yeah, was really shocking at that time to hear that from my teacher and was even more shocked when i heard my friend roasting her with her own come backs.

[@SkorMedia]

Off topic but about women and bikes, I saw a chick riding in fucking yoga tights today. I couldnt believe my eyes and it actually took a moment to sink in as to what the fuck I had witnessed. Tights on a bike. Good lord

[@LordLucario99]

epic

[@noob-master_69]

@@SkorMedia that sounds dangerous lmao

[@ComradeCrab93]

Cause that's a really fucking stupid false equivalency.

[@kiplingbassil]

The whole part about dreaming that youre failing school for years and still going is a reoccurring dream of mine where I keep missing classes and forgetting where they are and shit.... really personal and its crazy that other people who failed alot of classes in HS share this

[@grindcore124]

That is really odd. Maybe it is your subconsious mind manifesting a fear of failure? I know that I failed plenty of classes and have similar dreams like that.

[@JohnnyLes91]

Never failed a class, still have these dreams.

[@Vallnerik]

Never failed a class in highschool, undergraduate or graduate. Been out of school for over a decade and I still have these dreams. I think they're very common, probably something to do with our formative years and learning to fear consequences of not meeting our own expectations. Which is normal and healthy.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

​@@Vallnerik or just the irreversible scars inflicted by the school system's terror tactics permanently burnt into the personalities of students even years after they leave.

[@TheEternalClown]

Still have the high school and college nightmares. Lost parts of my soul back there

[@AceAttorny]

"I ditched college." Corey, you can't ditch college. You can literally never go to class ever for the whole year and as long as you show up and pass the exam it's fine.

[@Derptastification]

In 2 of my classes this semester, if you miss more than one class, excused or not, you get half a letter grade of your final grade taken off

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Bad Person that, and even if they don’t deduct points they know you don’t know enough to pass the last exam. So they let you show up and fail

[@adamyooz]

Chris Cooke depends on the professor, I’ve had professors that just want you to take exams, and if you pass you pass. It’s not a good idea to miss class though. Because of the whole learning thing.

[@TehSkullKid]

At my college we have a policy that you fail the class if you miss more than 1/4 of the class periods for a class. It’s basically to get people to keep going to class to increase the number of students who pass exams and graduation rates, which determines how much support they receive from the state.

[@HusbandofLois]

Not anymore, if you're not registered then they fuck you off

[@secondandonly8032]

My favorite sleepycast moment

[@adab1259]

Dude Chris's mom sound like she used to be a tomboy delinquent

[@DraphEnjoyer]

I've been having those college dreams for over 10 years now. Do not go to college

[@JRSanchez93]

It doesn't matter. I didn't go to college but still have high school nightmares 7 years after graduating.

[@HolyPetRel]

but i want more knowledge

[@Garbageday666]

@@HolyPetRel if you just want knowledge, the internet and evaluating sources is better and cheeper. If you want a degree, you gotta do a bunch of college bullshit and then not actually learn how to do your job until you get one.

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

@@Garbageday666 Adult life is so fun, I can't wait to kill myself.

[@Sofnuuy]

I dropped from college and still have those kinda dreams. don’t go to college

[@urpetdog]

4:55 nials laugh here is so genuine and contagious its beautiful, im pretty sure thats the hardest hes ever laughed in an episode

[@bigsmack21]

I got a detention for closing the door too “loudly”.

[@toonghost3]

Its your fault you couldn't close it properly since you were holding your NINTENDO SHITCUBE

[@zach_boi8872]

Unrelated but love your pfp

[@bigsmack21]

@@zach_boi8872 thanks, idk if you have every seen the original video but if you haven’t you should look up Nintendo shitcube on KZbin

[@zach_boi8872]

@@bigsmack21 >idk if you have ever seen the original video I've on and off been spending the past few months discovering more and more of his videos and lore about that guy -- i wish he got the kind of attention and infamy chris-chan did

[@bigsmack21]

@@zach_boi8872 perhaps it’s for the best

[@rubio6754]

Why can't I fucking stop coming back to this video

[@themanwiththegoldengooch9811]

my brother got an in school suspension because he was sitting at the table that some kid was also sitting in who poured pencil shavings into the teachers coffee and he didn't immediately jump up and tell the teacher when she found out. the suspension letter gave its reasoning as something like "conduct unbecoming for the moral character of the school"

[@B1G_D0G]

hahaha teachers suck dude

[@naranara1690]

That's like the school equivalent of county jail prisoners dying under mysterious circumstances and the cause always being labeled "excited delirium"

[@spun1930]

I knew a person who Spartan kicked his teacher.

[@Seantendo]

Was that the kid who got in trouble for putting the Bible in the fiction section at the library?

[@urpetdog]

3:05 it begins, the best sleepy cabin moment in history

[@cshimp10]

I remember this bully I had and one day I noticed him following me in the hallway so I tried to run away. I got to the staircase [our middle school was 3 stories] and got up one flight and he reached me by running up by 2 steps. I tried to grab around his legs so that [maybe] I could make him fall down the steps and continue running. Being the scrawny kid, I wasn't strong enough, so he was able to pick me off himself, pick me up, and slam my head against the 'fire alarm' switch on the wall. I wound up getting suspended for not fighting back and apparently his excuse for doing that to me was 'he followed me and started humping my leg'. I also had witnesses to this incident, to prove my innocence but it didn't matter...

[@dreadacide]

That's awful

[@arcaii1117]

Chris is absolutely losing his shit in this segment.

[@frankjohnson123]

School/college nightmares are the best. When I wake up and realize I don’t have to do any of that shit I just laugh.

[@friedgengarz]

Naughty children get sent to the sponge factory to laugh at the differently abled.

[@asthmaticpathic]

I wasted so much time growing up getting in trouble for drawing and writing stories when it's literally what I wanna do as my career someday.

[@evakarin21]

I remember when this was uploaded I had just come home from one of the worst days of my life, and i listened to it and laughed at the sponge factory

[@maylabrown4584]

Did you learn how to dab on the haters though?

[@evakarin21]

@@maylabrown4584 yes, yes I did

[@maylabrown4584]

@@evakarin21 :-D

[@66LordLoss66]

If anyone's familiar with the popular British panel show, Would I Lie To You, these sort of stories seem perfect for it.

[@bryanmartinez4714]

I got detention because two people in my group project were talking to each other

[@tylerlackey1175]

I got detention in elementary school because I saw the shitty kangaroo jack movie and started saying the lyrics to mama said knock you out. I guess a girl got really offended and thought I was actually threatening to beat her

[@crisptomato9495]

Wait, transition years are a thing in other countries? Damn I’m jealous.

[@newmoonlex]

I got detention for walking, for real, just me walking down the school hallway, I did absolutely nothing wrong.

[@Anti_Aaron21]

did you have a hall pass?

[@emrahalien2972]

man you should of acted like you were going somewhere.

[@Amero2323]

My mom was and my sister is a teacher. Believe me when I say some people take that job so they can fulfill their power fantasies.

[@Zanytiger6]

Power over the sponges

[@raidho5433]

Starting to love corey more and more

[@RagdollWraith]

thengyou

[@hamboigahs1589]

thank you, ive been looking for this forever

[@jakemayorquin5460]

*dangyoo

[@prohikikomo]

I got detention and I had to write a page about animals in Australia because in music class we were singing a song about an Australian squatter who lived in a house and when the police came he ran, jumped into a mud pit and died. I laughed at the word squatter. I was in 2nd grade.

[@Holdenheroofheroes]

Deyough

[@allosaurustime]

In middle school I had a psycho math teacher who called a kids parents for sneezing

[@steelingcable6350]

I got in detention for sneezing one time, the teacher said I was being too loud. Se was a fucking stupid bitch and I hate her

[@targettwentyone]

SpongeBob in the thumbnail is a great and funny touch

[@dongerdeng7060]

This is so much funnier in context because Cory all of a sudden fucking tells us about the sponge factory with retarded people in a normal conversation xD

[@Zlarel]

Cory understanding the necessity of clarifying "This is real" is unprecedented.

[@coollotion5884]

fuck is pretty much the only word chris says in an irish accent

[@JRSanchez93]

He says the letter R as or.

[@carterpewderschmitgaming]

*HOUAGH*

[@MegaDrain]

I guess my version of wood class was shop class. My school counted it as a foreign language class for some reason so i took that over spanish. And at first I liked it but then i basically realized it was just a class i could fuck around in because as long as I did the book work and payed attention every so often I was fine. Me and at least 3 other people in my class just didn't give a shit about it. Like I failed my finals for it every time but because I always got an A on the book work, I passed both years with at least a C+ or B-.

[@Kombatfaountain4]

I got detention once because i was late to school one too many times. At that point though, i had built such a good reputation with the teachers that they just let me go after like 5 minutes for a 2 hour detention.

[@Thereaperofcrows]

"Gezwo!" XD

[@lukemitchell7192]

The Reaper Of Crows I still can't tell he was trying to say.

[@cameronmills3599]

"Get your own!" (In reference to the pinheads eating sponges)

[@charlie1234500]

@@cameronmills3599 I thought it was casserole

[@aidanhammer6968]

Thot it was Ketchup

[@rickyp.martin3209]

We had in school suspension in highschool, so boring so pointless. Eventually the teacher stopped caring and let us do whatever. The school found out and went back to suspending people.

[@Liquid_Mike]

If I could go back to elementary/middle school I'd do every thing I've ever held myself back from. Every time I wanted to be a smart ass, or a dumb ass, or tell an adult figure around me to piss off.. JUST DO IT! Since I was already constantly in trouble while holding my tongue, be the asshole I was already destined to be

[@legoscrim6582]

I used to love school when I was middle school. My parents are ridiculously strict so I was never allowed to do anything, so the only to me I got to see my friends was school. We just had fun and fucked around every class and the best part was that our group was big enough that we could never really be fully separated, liked there was almost alway at least two of us in each class

[@FireballndChannel]

I literally laughed so hard I threw up on myself after choking on my Dr. Pepper

[@en4135]

I had a lot of teachers like this, it got so bad that my High School was basically Students Vs. Teachers because the administration wouldn't ever take the student's side until the police had to get involved because a teacher put hands on a kid.

[@cha_cha312]

i skipped something for marching band (i think taking a picture for the yearbook) and got chewed out by my parents for it (totally rightfully). then like a day later the principal called me in and asked about my “absence” for that day in band and i told him “yeah, i don’t like band so i skipped it” and he gave me the biggest, widest surprised eyes ever. and it dawned on me that i might’ve been the first ever student to be HONEST about skipping/missing a class because he went “oh. well, i appreciate the honesty. sunday school.” but that was the only time i ever got detention or sunday school in high school, I got in trouble way more as a little kid

[@ireaperslegend7426]

We had in school suspension. Instead of moving around to all of your classes you stayed in one class for like 3 weeks. Away from everyone in the school. It was basically jail lol you couldn’t say a word all day long

[@mrSlippinidiot]

Fockin love this story

[@JT-ho6rp]

I can't breath. My lungs hurt.

[@bigchinboisanimations9673]

Who knew a sponge factory would be so dam hilarious

[@lilcritic3260]

“Dangyu”

[@Soulraven2735]

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Cory had to do forced labor as a kid?

[@malikoniousjoe]

Welcome to the South also known as Shithole, USA

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

"Forced labor" lol, it's not a gulag, chill.

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@JimMilton-ej6zi Making children perform actual work for no pay is bullshit regardless of how menial or negligible the labour. It’s a sign of a failed business, a fucked economy, and a fucked school system. The kids shouldn’t be working for free, and a business has no right to use them as a source of underaged free labor nor should the school be handing off other people’s kids to third parties. That’s a massive breach of trust and security risk to the children’s safety. The US is supposed to be a proper first world nation, and any proper first world nations don’t need to run on Chinese sweatshop bullshit and child labor. If you don’t see a problem with someone effectively kidnapping your kids from school under bullshit pretense and most likely getting monetary kickbacks and having them work in a factory amongst potentially dangerous strangers I genuinely hope you refrain from staining and weakening your local genepool.

[@Xenochrist95]

Spit took at "they ate their sponges"

[@HC-qc5rp]

I got detention in middle school for accidentally busting my friend’s head on the stage in our gym while we were play fighting, and another in high school for telling someone to shut the hell up. I think one of those was deserved. Edit: I also got sent to the office in, like, first or second grade for verbally spelling out a-s-s.

[@tailnowag8753]

That edit reminds me how it was always the crappy kids that tried to get the "smarter kids" in trouble by betting they can't spell cuss words. Like dagnabit I fell for that crap in kindergarden and got in trouble for it but the other littlw twerp didn't.

[@musicforasoul.7158]

This is heaven but somebody is shaking the shit out of the vending machine in a spaz way forever!!!

[@3three3three3three]

YESSS. AT LAST

[@ClaireWitchProjekt]

Of all the outrageous fucking stories I've heard throughout dozens of fucking podcasts, THIS is the one I pray to God wasn't made up or exaggerated.

[@ProteinBlob]

Cory SpongeKid

[@3three3three3three]

4:17 for "dayou"

[@DirtCobaine]

I had never been suspended let alone sent to the principals office and the last week of my senior year I got suspended because the teacher thought I wasn’t paying attention and she had me recite what she just said and I did word for word and she didn’t like that I did and the whole class started standing up for me and she said I incited a riot and I got suspended for a day

[@Albania193]

I remember I got detention for my mom dropping me off 4 minutes late because for some reason, the teacher didn’t like me lmao

[@leatheryfoot6354]

Cory is real life Napoleon Dynamite.

[@urpetdog]

this is probably the best sleepycast moment imo. if not this, then what?

[@prohikikomo]

This is great, but I personally think the Rouge Fingerer story is more iconic and hilarious

[@crisismoon880]

Iconic Sleepycabin moment

[@deathhzrd]

Tank you

[@Estinus]

Bologna spongewiches

[@hectorcampos6691]

I remember one time they set a tent outside in school and I wanted to see if I can reach it so I jumped and hit the top of it and a teacher saw me and suspended me

[@skyleviathan9669]

home ecc known as "house wife: the class"

[@heartbrony]

Literally tho

[@SlayClay117]

Save my utter lack of a uterus, milkable teats and vagina I could be a phenomenal house wife.

[@heartbrony]

@@SlayClay117 *You're hired*

[@SlayClay117]

Oh boy!

[@Abdega]

@@SlayClay117 We can change that lack of “milkable teats”

[@NihilisticBallman]

I kinda of disagree with Chris. I'm currently in highschool and there's some kids who act like the teachers a bitch for not letting them text and vape in class. Some teachers are awful though.

[@prohikikomo]

Yes, but keep in mind that 1. He went to school in a different time in a (presumably) different country and 2. It's just his perspective. I've seen what Chris talked about, but I've also seen quite a bit of what your talking about. It's honestly just a case by case basis for the most part.

[@6A5T08WDIa]

@@prohikikomo Chris grew up in Ireland.

[@ape1099]

8:59 - GCSE choices are alright, but you barley get any choices (three or two isn't enough) and you're still forced to do stupid classes that mean fuck alt.

[@2fingacriminal]

a teacher told me to get out of the class for making a ruckus but it was my asshole friends who were at fault and i wouldnt go out, and she got the principal to come to my class and she made me go to the principal's office. 2 minutes later while he is screaming his eyes out, all my asshole friends came down and apologized and none of us got detention.

[@heroofslime9639]

When I was in 8th grade my 7th grade teacher kept pressing me about my personal life and was being noisey I caught on and acted like my life was boring it was really Annoying

[@N-i-L]

Each time I got suspended my parents were not even upset because each time it happened it was for self defense and once it was because I brought a dick-shaped pencil topper and threw it at my friend. My dad thought that was hilarious.

[@kieranbrain7765]

Chris is literally a man child

[@stutzinator8813]

I lived in in school suspension.

[@temshop5757]

just to add, the whole "in England you get to pick three subjects" is semi-bullshit as you need to be a certain "baccalaureate" or some goofy name shit like that and its entirely up to the teachers to pick if your on that and if your not your forced to learn German AND french. luckily i got to pick whatever my subject was but my sister wasn't so lucky and according to her the lessons were bullshit and never taught you anything

[@shadowfez3533]

I love it

[@SawyerJames80085]

I got suspended when 2 people who didn't like me lied about me threatening to kill them

[@Predz-xh5oj]

Who ya callin pinhead

[@pirate__crewman]

You’ve got the troll face as a pfp. You’re the pinhead

[@prohikikomo]

@@pirate__crewman bruh your subbed to Zach Choi don't even talk clown