Polishing Turds at Work - Best of SleepyCast

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Best of SleepyCast

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@Grayfox988
@Grayfox988 4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar what would you do if one day you came home and Jaxxy grew bird legs and tore up all your carpets with her talons?" "I guess I'd be pretty upset."
@vfxninja5503
@vfxninja5503 3 жыл бұрын
"Tomar what would you do if we all ritualistically murdered Jaxxy with serrated daggers?" "I'd call the police?"
@tdata545
@tdata545 3 жыл бұрын
Tomar is going to definitely have his Jack Torrence moment. Jaxxy's going to be picking up around the house, and see that Tomar left a compiler open and read the comments he left in the code that goes on for 1,000,000 lines; "All work and no play makes tomar a dull boy" Then Tomar slides into the door frame without ANY SOUND to confront Jaxxy, startling her.
@KuonilerariLoufanwald
@KuonilerariLoufanwald 2 жыл бұрын
@@tdata545 "Jaxxy, darling. Light of my life. I said I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash em right the fuck in." But read that in the Tomar voice
@tdata545
@tdata545 2 жыл бұрын
@@KuonilerariLoufanwald One of the hottest romances ever caught on film. Jake and Vicky aint got shit on Jack and Wendy.
@Tom-jy6mc
@Tom-jy6mc 7 ай бұрын
Tomar would be upset because his pee stains would be revealed
@sticklyboi
@sticklyboi 4 жыл бұрын
"anything can be a septic tank if youre smart enough" ~ zach hadel, professional gremlin creature
@Scallycowell
@Scallycowell 3 жыл бұрын
I know the pillows Tomar is talking about. It’s crazy that his dad invented those things. I got my second dog pregnant on one. Crazy trivia!
@OrangeYTT
@OrangeYTT 3 жыл бұрын
what's it called?
@joeygreen8091
@joeygreen8091 3 жыл бұрын
YOU got your dog pregnant?
@Scallycowell
@Scallycowell 3 жыл бұрын
@@OrangeYTT It's called a Liberator, I believe.
@IntegerOfDoom
@IntegerOfDoom 2 жыл бұрын
What about the first dog?
@KuonilerariLoufanwald
@KuonilerariLoufanwald 2 жыл бұрын
Dude really be bragging about how he fucked his dog on a pillow
@antijelly885
@antijelly885 7 жыл бұрын
I crave the peppery taste of an aluminum can
@Battlefieldfan146
@Battlefieldfan146 7 жыл бұрын
Butt Function Romance just a pepmint tea for me
@ccda3324
@ccda3324 5 жыл бұрын
I crave the delicious fruity taste of Fruity Pebbles™
@Estinus
@Estinus 5 жыл бұрын
The shredded cardboard flavor of multivitamins for me please.
@connor48880
@connor48880 6 жыл бұрын
“You know these were white when I bought ‘em”
@monononny3974
@monononny3974 7 жыл бұрын
"That is honestly like a Twilight Zone episode," It's honestly not Chris. It's honestly not at all.
@JarJarBinks4ever
@JarJarBinks4ever 6 жыл бұрын
ur wrong
@BubJeans
@BubJeans 4 жыл бұрын
No you
@skweezee
@skweezee 4 жыл бұрын
Then who is it?
@WanderingChin
@WanderingChin 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you will
@SpikesSpikesSpikes
@SpikesSpikesSpikes 2 жыл бұрын
@@JarJarBinks4ever ur gay
@AceAttorny
@AceAttorny 7 жыл бұрын
Zach fucking pounced on that tearing carpets up joke.
@dummyproductions4281
@dummyproductions4281 5 жыл бұрын
"To- to- tototoDAY junior, *_that's a little reference for you_* "
@borntopwnyou
@borntopwnyou 6 жыл бұрын
15:40 W E I M E R I C A
@dutchmountainsnake5379
@dutchmountainsnake5379 6 жыл бұрын
fuck it man
@ashersligh
@ashersligh 5 жыл бұрын
Why is it that Jacksie and Waffle always sound like they're in another area code away from their microphone?
@BubJeans
@BubJeans 4 жыл бұрын
Asher Sligh nerves?
@warblenoise
@warblenoise 4 жыл бұрын
@@BubJeans Yeah whenever I get nervous I'm immediately propelled backwards 2 - 3 miles form my original position by a mysterious force
@furfixer
@furfixer 3 жыл бұрын
They had to sit in a special cage away from the boys
@drumboarder1
@drumboarder1 2 жыл бұрын
Having googled tomar n jaxxie, I assume they have the mic at a height at head height and jaxxie is towering too far above
@diddlenfiddle7311
@diddlenfiddle7311 2 жыл бұрын
@@warblenoise I read that in Zach's voice.
@mockbadge5765
@mockbadge5765 6 жыл бұрын
Note to self: never eat to one of these ever again
@Lucaccino17
@Lucaccino17 6 жыл бұрын
Ah whatever, those curly fries are still delicious
@swf_buccellati2098
@swf_buccellati2098 4 жыл бұрын
Dang, these two other replies didn’t understand that you were talking about eating while listening to sleepy cast and thought you meant Arby’s lmao
@mockbadge5765
@mockbadge5765 4 жыл бұрын
@@swf_buccellati2098 holy shit this was two years ago yeah these mfs stupid as hell
@BanilyaGorilya
@BanilyaGorilya 5 жыл бұрын
6:55 Polished Turds Memories
@Mi_King24
@Mi_King24 4 жыл бұрын
I love how jax said “asshole”
@pyrotechnick420
@pyrotechnick420 4 ай бұрын
1:22 When Tomar says "no" here he sounds EXACTLY like Leo from The Darkness 2 "We're ready whenever you need us"
@Nisom630
@Nisom630 6 жыл бұрын
holy shit I live by that deja vu
@Kovac22
@Kovac22 6 жыл бұрын
I ALMOST FUCKING DIED DU*RING THE BUSINESSMEN CIGAR TURD THING
@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 4 жыл бұрын
What the fuck Tomar sounds so different when he talks at a regular pace
@PurpleFreezerPage
@PurpleFreezerPage 4 жыл бұрын
"So this stripper girl trapped herself in that job because she raised her cost of living so much. She couldn't go to college like she planned" "Well good for her for working so hard, I guess" What???? That shit's not good.
@PurpleFreezerPage
@PurpleFreezerPage 4 жыл бұрын
Mecha Sonic 1994 You’re should be more empathetic. It may help you be happier.
@sticklyboi
@sticklyboi 4 жыл бұрын
it is funne
@Y-two-K
@Y-two-K 2 жыл бұрын
i love hearing these guys tell stories and goof around without video games (but I do still love me some oneyplayly). too bad it's over :(
@ethyn1592
@ethyn1592 2 жыл бұрын
its coming back
@thepinkestghost
@thepinkestghost 5 жыл бұрын
Oh snap, I worked at Dream Girls SoDo and now Dream Girls Rick's in Washington inside taking admission. Security for both must have sucked because no one was ever given tasers.
@voids4818
@voids4818 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. I know what strip joint he’s talking about! I drive by that place every single day on my way to work.
@imded1934
@imded1934 5 жыл бұрын
oh hey an icelandic name
@MrPainkiller616
@MrPainkiller616 5 жыл бұрын
"Hardhat" jobs are just as bad. The people that can't get into retail because of their looks or mannerisms in public usually end up at "hardhat" jobs, AKA construction, tree work, public utilities, etc
@troubleinbound
@troubleinbound 4 жыл бұрын
I find those jobs more rewarding than retail tbh. Having worked both I can say that I'd rather be swinging a hammer all day instead of standing behind a counter getting fat.
@ZzShy
@ZzShy 4 жыл бұрын
Hard hat jobs usually pay pretty well though
@troubleinbound
@troubleinbound 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZzShy truth
@denaharbison1295
@denaharbison1295 4 жыл бұрын
You could operate a Crain at a construction site and make about 80 dollars an hour
@zentofroez
@zentofroez 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking had me dying in the first thirty seconds
@MrShedom8
@MrShedom8 4 жыл бұрын
Whelp you know what they say, Deja Vu: i've just been in this place before
@yosh9192
@yosh9192 3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that I know that exact Deja Vu he’s talking about Even weirder is that several people in the comments also know about it. Small world, huh?
@chgerhardt
@chgerhardt 6 жыл бұрын
AQUIFER...
@travismcnasty51
@travismcnasty51 7 жыл бұрын
WA strip clubs are terrible.
@Rangernewb5550
@Rangernewb5550 6 жыл бұрын
Travis McNasty Can confirm
@blueredbullbabyohyeah3179
@blueredbullbabyohyeah3179 4 жыл бұрын
Now this is a fact
@ZacharyWhittall
@ZacharyWhittall 5 жыл бұрын
also i understand what it's like being in a shitty job where you do the job of 3 in one stupid establishment, gross and feels so bad
@nothingforyouhere418
@nothingforyouhere418 5 жыл бұрын
Dont ignore the truth. Face it.
@bettya.k.abetty8259
@bettya.k.abetty8259 2 жыл бұрын
Mick was thinking about a trap. Its a layer of water that keeps the doo-doo and pee-pee smells from wafting into your home
@tdata545
@tdata545 3 жыл бұрын
Ia Deja Vu national? I just assumed that was like a local IL joint. Didn't know there were "stripclub" chains.
@hellxbabie764
@hellxbabie764 7 жыл бұрын
i love this
@diyahwilliams8008
@diyahwilliams8008 6 жыл бұрын
Plenty Sorrow q
@BigBrosFilms
@BigBrosFilms 4 жыл бұрын
Why does Chris pronounce Sybian so weird 😂
@ZacharyWhittall
@ZacharyWhittall 5 жыл бұрын
the girl sounds like corey but girl
@denaharbison1295
@denaharbison1295 4 жыл бұрын
It’s jaxxy I think
@joeygreen8091
@joeygreen8091 3 жыл бұрын
@@denaharbison1295 that poor poor woman living with “Him”
@puhskinti9358
@puhskinti9358 6 ай бұрын
That's Zach, dude
@drumboarder1
@drumboarder1 2 жыл бұрын
Ray Romano
@MoonMan1267
@MoonMan1267 2 ай бұрын
I now skip all the parts with Mick parts
@JimMilton-ej6zi
@JimMilton-ej6zi Жыл бұрын
Of course joshua "Ashkenazi" tomar's job involved being exposed to nsfw things as a minor.
@LinusBitchTits
@LinusBitchTits Жыл бұрын
man you should get out more
@JimMilton-ej6zi
@JimMilton-ej6zi Жыл бұрын
@@LinusBitchTits Maybe if you did you'd be able to understand what jokes are.
@p.l.6397
@p.l.6397 5 жыл бұрын
Aquafer
@chaisebearr.8552
@chaisebearr.8552 6 жыл бұрын
these comment sections...
@TheTrueNehme
@TheTrueNehme 5 жыл бұрын
"Good for her for working so hard." Was she not listening at all for that story. The chick literally blew all her fucking money, lost her house and car, making getting to college that much harder for herself. But yeah, good for her I guess.
@Gokee64
@Gokee64 3 жыл бұрын
I mean she did work hard, didn't say anything about her financial decision making afterward
@Josh-ml5bc
@Josh-ml5bc 7 жыл бұрын
Is that a girl???
@SpookNukem
@SpookNukem 7 жыл бұрын
no its zach
@Spidf
@Spidf 6 жыл бұрын
*breaths profusely*
@austinfaber2247
@austinfaber2247 4 жыл бұрын
Awooga
@blueblur9877
@blueblur9877 5 жыл бұрын
who’s the one that sounds like a lesbian woman who talked about the cat lady carpet?
@blueblur9877
@blueblur9877 5 жыл бұрын
Wosloy Waltrip the dead woman sounds like a lesbian?
@messitupmike8061
@messitupmike8061 5 жыл бұрын
Jaxxy. Tomar’s wife.
@ccda3324
@ccda3324 5 жыл бұрын
this is possibly one of the most buttfucked retarded comments I've ever laid eyes on.
@ccda3324
@ccda3324 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheFrenchmanCooks lol how? His comment makes no fucking sense
@ItsJustMilkISwear
@ItsJustMilkISwear 6 жыл бұрын
my mom had those sex pillow things when i was little, but i didn't know what they were for and i used to play on them a lot.
@videonmode8649
@videonmode8649 5 жыл бұрын
Name checks out
@coreytran7415
@coreytran7415 4 жыл бұрын
@@videonmode8649 jesus christ
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 4 жыл бұрын
So did she
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