Unintentional ASMR 💎 Crystal & Precious Stones Shop (soft-spoken consultations)

[@BestUnintentionalASMR]

I do not reeeally believe in the special powers of crystals or gemstones, still I find it admirable to know and care so much about one thing .. and Ive wanted to upload these for a while, as I really enjoy the Crystal Experts calm voice. I hope you enjoy this as the video & audio editing took me a few hours)

[@BanilyaGorilya]

I feel very strongly that the qualities of an astrological sign basically tell you what you want to hear. It also excuses any negative qualities or behaviors on predestination instead of people taking more responsibility over their actions and attitudes. It's very similar to modern religion. People would like to believe that we are more than we are so we embrace spirituality and the concept of a higher power. The body is mortal and finite, therefore our fragility and ability to die our ultimate gift. I agree with you as well.

[@MudkipzLuvr]

I’ll light candles and arrange crystals when I’m sick or in need of a pick me up, but you best your ass im in therapy and I’m seeing a doctor when shit goes south quick. Lol

[@RingZeroLabs]

I believe, that she believes, that we believe, she believes this works.

[@ilpatry]

I don't know how to contact you so I post an interesting unintentional asmr video that for me is really great, kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYiveY2Jg7B0ias

[@GrimRomanXIII]

You need to check out Sutats channel..idk what it is but this dudes unboxing vids are so meticulous and thorough I get triggered every time. Please check him out, he deserves more exposure. Love your vids btw.

[@sashajoliecoeurasmr8532]

I love how she covered the fact that if we think what she's saying is BS, we can still use the stones in fish tanks and reptile tanks x'DD

[@joaouchoa8122]

Well, go ahead and buy these gems for your fish tanks.

[@oe542]

What you don’t know is that the stones only work on fish.

[@lilithjade4363]

*ackshually* there are many crystals that break down and degrade in water.

[@themoon8321]

Well I think it’s BS but I just love geology. Like who cares about ‘eNeRgy’ or ‘ZodIaCs’. I just love rocks for what they are.

[@jefffawcett]

I store my uncut diamonds in my fish tank, ala Out of Sight

[@williamf.buckleyjr3227]

She's a crystal healer...and I didn't even know crystals got sick.

[@docscimanson]

That's because they don't. She's actually a scam artist.

[@screamindog8772]

@@docscimanson are you sure? I think my crystals are catching that cold going around town rn

[@thatguyfawkes2328]

She's working on her crystal doctorate but still has a few year's to go of schooling. Lol

[@kohinarec6580]

:D

[@AS-oj3cw]

Lol

[@Izzyhernandez_]

Put all those stones on a gauntlet and control the universe

[@romanlad2940]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@jackrobinson1073]

*Romanlad* I don’t think it’s balanced enough, I NEED MORE STONES!

[@JoshPlumridge]

I'm gonna go ahead and say you didn't mean to say the word gauntlet. Still a good idea, though.

[@JoshPlumridge]

oh man I'm the idiot. Gauntlet originally was a glove, not a series of obstacles.

[@MuskiewisAskiew69420]

Josh Plumridge it happens to the best of us my friend lol

[@thomme8539]

Just pretend she's doing a role play y'all

[@Discordia5]

Very meta

[@MayerEO]

lmao thanks! helps a lot!

[@ChrisEightyNine]

Why?

[@End-Result]

On the contrary, I find it totally refreshing to get a walkthrough on something I know nothing about as I relax.

[@stephendre2902]

Thomme duh

[@cambot1337]

My "crystal dealer" is a lot more twitchy than this one.

[@Doversola]

Cambot1337 Lolololol

[@terraliken]

Hahaha

[@EpsiIonEagle]

Lmao

[@MissWhispersASMRofficial]

😂😂😂

[@AvacadoChan]

ateb3 true that. Everyone saw what happened to Tuco Salamanca

[@acreaturecalledgreed]

i like how all the astrology recommendations are like "this one will help you stay calm : )" and then you get to cancer's moonstone and its like "this will make you fucking psychic"

[@willieduzit]

What a solid way to explain things it’s so crystal clear this rocks.

[@jacklantern7479]

A real gem of a video

[@Djlullaby22]

Still my best unintentional ASMR ever was my math teacher. She always made me sleep.

[@End-Result]

For me it was whichever class I happened to have on a thursday afternoon, assuming the vibe was right and the class involved independent study / reading (which often entailed the teacher walking up and down the aisles in between desks, something that almost always triggered me)

[@21stCenturyDub]

@@End-Result why a Thursday afternoon?

[@DavidB-rx3km]

Mine was my art teacher called Ms Young, this was about 1988. She had such a soft voice and used to demonstrate painting in class. The voice, brush strokes, etc I remember looking around and the majority of my fellow students were nearly asleep.

[@Trinity-zd5kq]

Same with my English teacher

[@chynnhowe]

Is there a crystal to help me stop farting?

[@deathmetalpotato]

Cheyanne Howe Damn Cheyanne

[@MrRazorblade999]

Anal beads

[@chynnhowe]

Joshua Rehaluk Hahahaha nice. I’m a Libra too. I guess Libras are serial farters.

[@cloneskiller]

I reccomend you eat less fast food and eat your veggies. Im not a doctor btw so i dont know what im talking about

[@rumfordc]

+cloneskiller god no, veggies give you the worst farts of all. mcdonalds doesn't give you any farts, because its precision-engineered for mass consumption, and its not real food lol

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

Doesn't matter if these don't work, they're gorgeous and I want them!

[@Bob.martens]

She's gorgeous too.

[@madmaniaq]

I feel tingling, but it's mostly my bullshit sensor.

[@madmaniaq]

Ozon Agreed; the underlying principles are extremely intricate, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the concepts will go over a typical viewers head.

[@lypanov]

Ozon I don't think you know what IQ stands for.

[@madmaniaq]

lypanov I don't think you watch Rick and Morty.

[@Sciencedgofood]

Ozon What a load of bullshit, grow up

[@Bxtskul1l]

No one cares if you don't believe.

[@hannaf.4107]

Bless you for putting this video. This Girl seems that she is very passionate about her work :)

[@andrewkost9138]

Her: I’m a crystal healer Me(trying to impress her): I believe in complete horseshit too

[@LampLoungeLive]

Andrew Kost lmao

[@isntshelovely5823]

Dont be a bitch. If u dont believe it then shh. Other people do. You probably believe in some shit that others don't agree with.

[@Bingbangboompowwham]

@@isntshelovely5823 dont be a bummer, people are into making fun of crystal healers. if its not your type of humor you can move on

[@AL-SH]

@@isntshelovely5823 lol do you honestly believe in a piece of stone to magically change your personality and improve your life?

[@vincent1782]

@@AL-SH why of course, the infinity stones are a clear example of that, right? ... wait

[@t3kkstasy74]

Very helpful are always big sharp stones. They help if you have trouble with your neighbour or teacher. the perfect spot for this stone is your hand and try to aim for the eyes.

[@laughingoctopus8556]

no stones that doubles xp gain. or gold?

[@Korock36]

The stones I use are for +strength and +crit

[@kvglenn1]

This video is SO SO good. Sometimes the unintentional asmr is better than the staged videos. Love this.

[@polter5195]

She's very talented. There's no way I could talk about this shit without laughing.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

When you get paid for it, you'll do anything to be believable.

[@steinblitz1506]

People have believed this for basically as long as humanity has existed. Astrology is old as fuck.

[@Theproclaimed]

@@steinblitz1506 and some people still believe the earth is flat

[@Medellin31]

@@Theproclaimed and a lot still believe there is a god

[@Bob.martens]

@@Medellin31 I believe she is simply cute.

[@aurenugeth]

Holy Christ. I could use that auto-focus to change my tires.

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

Lol good one

[@noobsandwich4598]

Crystal healer... "Doctor doctor help I've been shot!" "This is serious. Better get my shinest rock!" * dies *

[@alienoddsasmr5492]

Noob Sandwich i wonder if there’s a crystal that would help you with grammar

[@that1trashborb948]

You won't die if you just stick a whole diamond in the wound to stop the bleeding!

[@MVPUnlucky]

ASMR BBLUE Unsure. Clearly based on the uncapitalized I and the missing period you haven’t found it either. Let us know if you find it though.

[@Sankis]

Not quite the same, but close.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn6qepWFfNprp5I

[@Dean4471]

She may be talking utter nonsense but all the better for tingles. This video certainly triggered me.

[@deeta7014]

Dean4471 I felt the same way when I had to sit through a lecture at church when I was a kid...

[@clivemossmoon3611]

Classic projection.

[@ambitiousamerikaner9861]

@@deeta7014 *tips fedora*

[@mt4592]

Triggered me everytime she used the word science in this nonsence

[@tadpolegaming4510]

@@deeta7014 Haha yes, I too am a woke, enlightened atheist centrist. Wanna watch MLP together sometime?

[@ButchersNailsEnjoyer]

Is there a crystal to fix my marriage

[@zaquan5553]

Diamonds my man

[@j.s.8905]

@@zaquan5553 best comment I’ve seen in a while

[@j74s98]

Well, there are crystal "wands"...

[@elliotwalker3080]

meth

[@jefffawcett]

No but there’s always a Crystal at the strip club to help end it 😇

[@Peevesmeister]

Guys stop being so close minded, I bought a labradorite pendant to boost my psychic abilities, it allowed me to see into the future where her store went bankrupt and is now an apple store!

[@Nicckkkkkkkkk]

I know that store and that location. It’s been in business for a while. Gotta remember, this is the North Shore of Massachusetts. Home of Salem. Lotta these loonies around here.

[@johann3278]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@OnceWasRStrathfield]

and we wonder why Malls are dying.

[@Bxtskul1l]

We do?

[@KGcichlids]

Yeah because everyone is lazy as fuck and buy from amazon..

[@yerabbit]

the dying mall near my place has a few of these places hanging on somehow. kind of depressing that they've outlived the good shops

[@pmasss]

OnceWasRStrathfield try telling that to Northpark mall in Dallas

[@MrTeal-bt8dy]

@@pmasss Northpark has movie theatre built in, for just this reason.

[@JakTheLombax]

Sooooo, these stores and the malls they're located in are the safest and most positive places in the entire city right?

[@melodychest9020]

Good one, but they have a proviso which is called "intention" .. apparently they only work if you work with them!! Like God!

[@KRIGaming]

I mean that's what they feel like when you shop in them lol

[@docktordoom577]

I usually keep a few very large boulders placed around the house to absorb negitve energy and so I can do some indoor rock climbing if the notion should strike me.

[@eduardorivera508]

I still don't really believe in stone healing. But one time a couple had a kiosk at my uni selling these and offered a free healing session. The guy used a rose quartz and pointed it up and down my body, from bellybutton up to my forehead. I remember actually feeling some kind of heat emitting onto wherever the stone was pointing. Definitely got some awesome tingles.

[@jacebeleren2621]

Eduardo Rivera likely a placebo type effect.

[@debbiebesser9582]

Yes, that is called the placebo effect

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

@@debbiebesser9582 you have to believe in it for it to be placebo effect

[@twentytwo138]

Healing stones = placebo effect Holy water = real! Get the fck out..

[@BenjaminGoose]

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet No, you do not have to believe in it for the placebo effect to work.

[@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn]

Couldn't even say "I'm a Crystal Healer" with a straight face.

[@bluesummers5051]

Why are comments on these “unintentional ASMR” videos always the worst?

[@quinnlee-newbury9003]

On one hand I wanna say everyone has their own spiritual beliefs and there's no need to make fun of her for this being hers, on the other hand I really wanna join the roastfest lol

[@x11001]

imagine if someone makes fun of Christianity, everyone will hate

[@williamdripspeare741]

@@x11001 I’m irreligious, but cmon my guy u can’t compare a real religion with astrology it’s not the same.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

@@williamdripspeare741 astrology has been around longer than Christianity though. Either way, we can make fun of whomever we want, religious or not.

[@williamdripspeare741]

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet I not saying u can’t but still astrology is dumber than religion and not even closely comparable , furthermore there are more religions than christianity. Old religions like Hellenism had also astrology but it was just small part of a bigger picture.

[@ryanmahoney1456]

@@williamdripspeare741 my fairytale is alot more real than yours is all your saying dude...

[@idid69ok]

her voice and demeanor are so attractive

[@seanharris8419]

You have to grind up and snort the rocks to get the full effects.

[@jamiehughes5573]

I know your joking but if not, grinding up and snorting anything containing silica is a one way trap to the slow agonising death from silicosis aka asbestosis's little brother

[@highadmiraljt5853]

Jamie Hughes Not as bad as a crack overdose l

[@michaelspurk2051]

You can Cleanse the Crystal of a High vibrational Stone,in the rain, then put it in purified water for as long as u want....then drink the water.....Or rather if u want the full effect, go to a cactus area and smoke some Dmt as a desired Stone Will show u the way.........i recommend the Water,as it is just aS powerful and Healing,.

[@BenjaminGoose]

@@michaelspurk2051 XD

[@randalthor3919]

She says “do a little research”, I thought that was mucho funny.

[@jacebeleren2621]

Rand al'Thor yeah, sadly people believe in things like this. As good as it would be for things like this to be real, its just entirely false.

[@doubleburgerwithcheese9549]

Wheel of time!

[@MrRazorblade999]

1119diamondlord 171 Well, most people still believe there is a God... It's just as sad.

[@jacebeleren2621]

D'Ascoyne true

[@deadsoon]

Rand al'Thor *muy funny

[@diaz5292]

She's beautiful!!

[@dec13666]

Indeed 😎

[@shades4dogs]

yall are so negative here like... if someones belief in something isn't harming them, if it's making them happy n shit like, what's the problem. its not like she's saying you're in danger/you're wrong if you don't believe in this stuff, i don't believe in it myself, but if it's helping her and her customers feel happy What Is the Issue

[@newnamesameperson397]

The problem is it's retarded. I like to throw reality at people. Problem is that retards are so buried in this shit that reality only makes them spurg out

[@puppiekit]

@@newnamesameperson397 You sound like sad, negative, lonley person Do you want a hug

[@puppiekit]

I am here for you 😢

[@93blunts]

had a gay name, i changed it you gotta realize it is sometimes actually better to leave it than to put your nose in everywhere. No single individual asked for your 'reality lesson'. So you may stop bringing your cancerous dipshit that you might consider enlightening. Respect the difference and i am sure your life will be slightly easier.. Wake up :)

[@TheVectorSilver]

@@93blunts You need to wake up yourself if you believe this shit lol

[@Ezzcare]

Probably the best unintentional asmr video yet.

[@deathmetalpotato]

Nick Esquer Nah, the best is definitely that Australian lady teaching the Alexander technique, I watch that 3 times a night

[@refusefntk]

B. Jr. For sure. That one is wayyyyy better

[@plopperator]

It also helps to widen your back.

[@danielplainview4587]

If you're talking about the one with Diana Devitt-Dawson teaching the Alexander technique, I agree. it's my go-to asmr video right now and one of the best I've ever watched.

[@KutuluMike]

"What do these cost?" "Everything."

[@Squishito]

Criminally underrated comment.

[@treehouseapefeet5185]

Came for the ASMR. Stayed for the...stones...

[@timchiu501]

Treehouse Ape Feet i stayed for the comments lol

[@gwonkbinku309]

Ok thanos

[@heyalright_]

TOB's

[@bstarzmechanic7640]

MOLK

[@gregtestagent]

I’d like a geologist to discuss minerals with this person and how not everything can be categorized as a crystal.

[@CoCpurplecobras]

I was poopin a lot and a crystal up my keister fixed my problem. Thank you crystal goddess

[@Draedaja]

This is really nice, very realxing... if I'm not listeing too closely to what she's actually saying ^^;

[@Cobearzz]

Geez, all you people just freaking out over the fact she believes these stones have some sort of healing properties. Just enjoy the ASMR.

[@jacebeleren2621]

WeRiot4Cobearz what asmr though, I got nothing from the vid.

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

People believe this shit and try to replace real meds with fucking lattices.

[@Cobearzz]

"Real medicine" isn't always an answer either since it has properties that do help but also cause other side affects. In the end its up to the person what they want. If they believe a stone will heal them let them. Lessons will be learned. Regardless ASMR is ASMR and I love it.

[@TheMonteCarlo]

WeRiot4Cobearz "Lessons will be learned" Nigga, people hold off proven treatments and die bc they decided to put a green rock on their chest instead bc of some lady trying to make a quick buck off worthless rocks.

[@BevinEG]

When you remove bullshit, you get some pretty stones that are probably worth spending money on because they are visually more appealing than diamond or gold and a woman with tig ol' bitties.

[@theholyavenger]

That is one aggressive auto-focus. :P

[@DavidB-rx3km]

She’s gorgeous!!

[@melodychest9020]

That's what I thought .. could it be from all those stones?!

[@rodriqcc]

From which Highlights edition do I cut the coupon to become a certified crystal healer?

[@Topfblende]

*Certified Crystal Healer Oh, well praise Christ she's certified. Nothing worse than an unqualified spirit-rock doctor.

[@End-Result]

Arrogant Jerk 😂😂😂

[@adinfinitum2704]

And people wonder why we aren’t in space yet 😂

[@TheseBitchesWantNikes]

Ad Infinitum lmfao

[@JoshPlumridge]

We are in space, player.

[@TheDinaricOrtho]

Theres plenty of stones in space doe

[@TheMightyKinkle]

She's gorgeous!

[@8080pop]

People do believe in this. My girlfriend is hardcore into Crystal's and astrology. As an atheist and someone who prides themself on being a skeptic, obviously I dont think different colored rocks have healing effects. From my experience Crystal's and astrology are both perfect examples of the placebo affect. My girlfriend as an example, she used to be incredibly depressed, so much so to where she would regularly hurt herself. She began bringing Crystals with her wherever she went, and she began feeling better. Obviously she attributed this to the Crystals even though it could have been numerous other sources providing her with happiness. Same idea with astrology. You're assigned a specific sign. This sign supposedly describes your attributes. Like "outgoing" or "intelligent". All people have all of these characteristics, or atleast perceive themself to have had the characteristic at some point in their life, especially the negative ones. Although these things are clearly placebo, if people find the placebo affect provided by crystals to be beneficial, then who is to say it doesnt actually work? Sure theres no magical properties, but there are scientific explanations to why these objects benefit people.

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

You have more than just a sun sign, genius. Each planet has a placement in a sign at the time of your birth, as well as various mathematical points on the chart. For example, I'm a Capricorn so most people would assume I'm a boring workhorse who cultivates stability. But when people meet me and get to know me, the part of my chart they ACTUALLY pick up on is my Leo ascendant (one of the axes on the chart), my Vesta (an asteroid) placement in Cancer, and the vaguely disturbing combination of my moon and Venus in Scorpio. There's more to astrology than just a sun sign.

[@SemiPerfectDark]

The first rule of placebo is do not talk about placebo! ;-)

[@lelayna]

Thank you

[@creationlabsinc.189]

Atheism is hilarious if you really think about it. Your part of a group of “independent” thinkers but are still part of a collective of narcissistic self indulgers. You don’t believe in a higher power but you believe you are the higher power. In other words your whole being is a contradiction

[@Bob.martens]

The tingle is strong with this one.

[@benningsniper9516]

Even if everything she says is rubbish, she's incredibly attractive, and her passion makes her even more so.

[@brandyyolidio4213]

I purchased some crystala while on vacation in the Bahamas, sooo pretty to look at. I keep them in my room and I think it helps me sleep better

[@SuperShrooms]

Pokémon Crystal. Good for every sign that wants to be a Pokémon master.

[@jondabron5496]

Relaxing to listen to someone explain their passion or work Even if it's magical stones

[@hairykraken3541]

we... are the crystal gem !

[@christophermarshall6090]

"That why the people of this world believe in Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and STEVEN"

[@ambitiousamerikaner9861]

Space Rock Lesbians are why the WH40K Imperium of Man rises with a strict "crush the Xenos" policiy

[@SuperDougie89]

What’s this being recorded on, Johnny 5?

[@theark4568]

Bmw UK “Thiiiis video is reaaal bullshit. Johnny Five is out!”

[@benbendingrodriguez5572]

Johnny 5 alive!!!!

[@MrBoston987]

Ive been to this shop. Nice people with a great selection of jewelry.

[@Sii6X]

Ah i see why im failing life now, need to start buying some of these

[@Prime92]

The fact that this is an actual business blows my mind. I need to make up stuff about normal things and make some money.

[@playsauce]

1992 kid jelly?

[@Tubeytime]

Knowing that's a real job she has makes me depressed... but I'm using this video tonight anyway.

[@CS-nw9si]

The placebo effect is real, guys. Just don't replace a licensed medical professional with crystals.

[@criticalfayle7509]

If you live in England Whitby beach is a great place for fossil hunting and there's plenty of fancy ones in the shops too

[@thirdrailelectrocution]

Never doubt the power of the Baba Booey gemstone.

[@bwhite8187]

Earth type people are GROUNDED :D I'm dying over here laughing XD

[@frankjamesbonarrigo7162]

you got the stones I got the chisel

[@Diamon_Jade]

At 5:34 i heard mr.brightside and just started singing lol

[@ANGELSURS]

I love love her stones 😨

[@GnomeWagon]

I'll need a closer look at those stones.

[@houyeet]

This is a load of barnacles

[@alexanderx33]

Aww Tartar Sauce!

[@shades4dogs]

i already love this thank u and bless u i needed something to help calm down

[@turbotreehouse9780]

This rock helps with being realistic, because once you get one you just realized you've purchased a piece of rock with no powers

[@dinnercat28]

excited to learn i'm a fire-type pokemon but I'm not passionate, determined, or energetic. not exactly boosting my confidence in the power of astrology

[@DetBareMikkel]

Aquarius is an air-sign..? Aqua is literally in its name.

[@cutienerdgirl]

So? All the names are Grecian.

[@TheDinaricOrtho]

That bothered me as well...

[@dekudude8888]

These stones are good for Titans. They control elements of the universe and will be the strongest weapon if combined in a gauntlet

[@cutlass1234]

I live near the mall she is at. I might have to go see her some time.

[@Doversola]

Batman lolololol

[@enfenfenf]

If gems and stones actually had properties like this, the people that worked in the stores would be the healthiest, most powerful people on the planet lol

[@dec13666]

Wow, she's a gem herself 😳💓

[@Bob.martens]

Really and naturally cute indeed.

[@mariposamoreno]

ewww. get glasses

[@philipritter3642]

I fucking hate the new age BS around gems, stones, and minerals because they really are beautiful to own. I have several examples of labradorite that are absolutely stunning. It does shit for my chakra but look great on my desk. I picked them up from a no-nonsense gem store in Colorado.

[@Kaynos]

For those who believe crystals energy is a joke or a scam. I'll just remember yourself that the reason why your watch is accurate is because of a quartz crystal that vibrate at a precise frequency. Each crystals have different vibration frequency affecting everything around.

[@sierrasanders675]

everything has this frequency you ding dong. Crystals are just accurate and unchanging. They can be struck repeatedly and give a precise interval to keep time with. Its not a special property of crystals and vibrations do not affect anything. Crystals are a placebo at best and a scam at worst. Maybe learn about science as a whole and you won't be swayed by words like "frequency". Vibrations aren't magic.

[@HipixOFFICIAL]

@@sierrasanders675 no use in arguing with these people

[@Gostintheshadows]

Okay so

[@SqueakyBe]

I've eaten hundreds of these and never felt any different

[@WolfeTone66]

Thank you Francesca, you are very beautiful & have a lovely voice.

[@MrRazorblade999]

Tice nits too...

[@End-Result]

D'Ascoyne *yawn*

[@Nifava]

She's a certified crystal seller.

[@bananans811]

Crap.. i'm comfortable in my bed and my charger is in the living room. 🙄

[@dec13666]

What does that have to see with crystal dealing? 😐

[@ryanmahoney1456]

@@dec13666 he'll use the stones to teleport the charger

[@k3nzngtn]

these were the iphones of the stone age.

[@Mitri_the_teifling]

Enjoy your hobbies and all that but please acknowledge: this is rock collecting nothing more nothing less.

[@dec13666]

*IT'S MINERALS!" -Hunk.

[@BenjaminGoose]

@@dec13666 What is a rock if not minerals?

[@marchofrichter6247]

I learned a science. Woopy. Thank you talking lady .

[@6ecko]

The real power of these shiny stones is in extracting money. Scientific fact.

[@Nifava]

She doesn't blink.

[@whatonearth9809]

“I’m a crystal healer” Sure you are 😂😂😂

[@debbiebesser9582]

I know right, Who needs doctors when we have crystal healers? 😂

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

You know what, f*ck it, I'm going to suspend my disbelief in the name of unintentional ASMR

[@Yeahpuh]

Can I use these crystals in my time machine?

[@racatiwood]

why do people saying things I totally disagree with always give me the tingles? Seriously, can someone make a Pat Robertson ASMR channel?

[@Skunkwerx]

Unsure if worked. Put angelite stone in motorbike. Neck now broked.

[@melodychest9020]

Depends what you wished for I guess!!

[@TheDinaricOrtho]

I broke my back. It was spinal.

[@WhiteoutMonster]

Red jasper here is great for Aries. It helps with grounding being realistic......

[@wutheringheights01]

these comments are so negative

[@stephenmcallister2169]

i might come in and buy every piece of jewelry there so i can become captain planet!!!’

[@deathmetalpotato]

Tig 'ol bitties

[@deathmetalpotato]

Old me was a pig

[@freeckotreecko]

I dunno but I love stones, they're pretty to look at.

[@canturgan]

It's all make believe, like weather forecasting.

[@DylRush]

I put some in my snake’s terrarium and now he’s trying to get me to eat an apple

[@Blueskybuffalo]

I need a crystal to cleanse the comment section. Get rid of all that negative energy.