Beyond the Law (2019) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

The day has finally arrived. Steven Seagals most recent movie release is on the channel. For today we watch Beyond the Law
Starring: Steven Seagal, Johnny Messner. DMX, Bill Cobbs, Zack Ward, Jeff M Hill,
Director: James Cullen, Bressack,
Writer: Chad Law, Johnny Walters,
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[@JaystaNoobGamer]

Happy new years my brother 3month subscriber now and i havent regret it ever since ...pin me please

[@RedEyeReviews]

Happy New Year! Lol just for you. Why not

[@JaystaNoobGamer]

@@RedEyeReviews thanks man you made my day =]

[@thesuperskull]

@@RedEyeReviews enjoying your commentary !!very funny and true :) hny

[@JaystaNoobGamer]

@Jay M i know dude is awsome his videos are awsome

[@RedEyeReviews]

@Johnatan Aguilera So glad to hear it friend :) have a great start to your year. :)

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

Seagal says "I love you" with the expressivity and warmth of an iceberg.

[@ktheterkuceder6825]

Not true. The iceberg has more warmth than seagal.

[@freakyzed8467]

Should have had him saying it to a deli sandwich. Would have seen Oscar level delivery.

[@p101bgb9]

No way that was supposed to be " i Love you" 🤣. Their was a clear " blablub" at the beginning and a burb Sound in the middle and a " brghtought" at the end. But all Like realy fast forwarded from the soundguy. Maybe:" i don't believe you still *burb* look my movies" but bavkwards....🤡

[@playboymaxim]

@@freakyzed8467 🤣🤣🤣

[@playboymaxim]

@@p101bgb9 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@afroanimations8819]

Steven Seagal doesn't loose a fight even when he is the bad guy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@religionlol7323]

Loose and lose are two different words. I can't believe the amount of people that don't know this.

[@idkstuff7339]

@@religionlol7323 I mean his clothes doesn't get any loose when he is a bad guy either

[@bobgunter9608]

the perfect weapon He was the bad guy and died but not really because he has a twin played by seagal.

[@Mattastrophic1]

He did lose and die in Machete, but he didn't write or produce that one...which is why it did way better than his self produced movies.

[@davidjsaul]

@@Mattastrophic1 even in Machete he didn't properly lose, he got stabbed and then decided to kill himself.

[@dash4800]

The real question is, how do you film Seagal without laughing out loud at his delivery?

[@playboymaxim]

I'm sure the film crew was doing their best to hold it in lol

[@TheCrazyHedgehogLady]

Right?! 😆

[@georgebilly9112]

True that, Everyone that's part of the crew filming a Steven Seagal movie deserves awards for not laughing at loud.

[@Cwibacca]

"... listen to a little boy, when he's just a piece of shit wrapped in human skin." Is the line of the movie for me, had me crying. Edit: I lied. "Dude, why you shaking? Is it because you don't have a shirt on and you're skinny?" Is the best line in the movie.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol. He's shaky cause he's scary. Duh!

[@superfan931]

"Yall wanna be a gangster? [Shoots gun] That's part of the life bitch!" That's my favorite quote from this.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?!

[@TheRealPat316]

Seagal: "I just got rid of a lifelong supplier" Lady: "You know what you want" Seagal: "muhblahblah" That was hilarious, I think I watched it back 10 times and laughed at each and everyone.... especially with you adding your "what did you just say ??". You made my day, keep up the good work !

[@RedEyeReviews]

lol his voice makes me crack up every movie. so glad you liked it

[@jcohasset23]

@@RedEyeReviews Maybe they didn't have the budget this time to have someone dub his lines so it's comprehensible what he's saying.

[@schlobster3929]

6:24 this is my new favourite Seagal moment, the lack of social awareness is almost admirable

[@thetattooedpainter]

agreed. this shit had me on the fuckin floor

[@AztecUnshaven]

Lol he's playing a ruthless mob boss, he's not gonna worry about being Twitter friendly.

[@CombatVet-87]

Bravo 👏🏻! You’ve completed the Seagal movie marathon! Great vids, editing, and tons of laughter! Happy New Year RedEye!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you! Happy New Year!

[@MrPolicekarim]

@@RedEyeReviews You deserve a medal mate! The Order Of The SS= Steven Seagal, not the Nazis! LOL!

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

Nice to see our favorite marshmallowman return 3:42 OMG that looks so fake and low effort...its perfect for a seagal movie 3:56 look at the background something was moved out of the frame...

[@kman215]

Seagal barely stands up in his movies anymore. Literally spends ¾ of the films sitting down

[@SearchAndAnnoy]

Redeye, I just wanted to thank you for the quality content! I got covid just before Christmas and I live on my own, it was a pretty long 10 days but your videos helped me through especially after I lost my smell and taste (things were rough) Thank you, keep it up!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Im so glad I could help you out :) I hope you are feeling better now.

[@Hykje]

Those gravestones are the symbol for the whole movie -a still picture with two ridiculously small pieces of dirty styrofoam with the text badly photoshopped on them -that's cheap beyond imagination.

[@RedEyeReviews]

lol one screenshot to describe his entire career basically

[@chinomnsochinke238]

Yaaaaay!!!! The "Anacondas" have been "Marked for death" by getting some "Exit wounds" 😁😁😁 #RIP DMX. 😢

[@paulcowboy1967]

Father forgive me for i have a confession, i have every Seagal film and TV series. You have made me feel like i should be locked in an asylum now and throw the key away and Red Eye should be my jailer. As Brando said......the horror ...the horror. lol Cheers Red Eye bring on the rest brother, love the channel, Happy New Year.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha that should be celebrated. One day, I will have a large bookshelf and every Seagal movie will be on it. I envy you. Thanks for the support! Happy New Year

[@Dancock12]

It's been a wild 4 day binge of all these Seagal movie reviews. I'm not sure what I am going to watch from your channel next, but you are doing a great job. I have enjoyed everything I've seen so far. 🤘🤘

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you enjoyed it all! His TV show journey is next to come. But I also have many other stars of action on the channel. :) thanks for the support

[@AllThingsFilm1]

I've never heard an actor mumble so much in my life. As a filmmaker and someone who has recorded audio as well, I can tell you that the sound man for these Seagal movies must have been pulling his hair out. It's no wonder they probably dubbed his voice in post in most of his films, as you've mentioned. I've actually seen a couple episodes of Seagal's "Lawman", and I can tell you it was a struggle to finish watching them. I find it hard to believe any law enforcement agency would sign off on this kind of thing. The episodes came off as highly staged and were poorly edited to me. I'm surprised anyone green lighted Lawman. Anyway. I look forward to seeing you cover Seagal's movies that are in pre-production right now. Happy New Year. And thanks so much for your hilarious content. Your reviews are more entertaining than the movies themselves.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol his mumbling never ceases to amaze me. Thank you for your support :) so glad you have enjoyed the channel so far

[@ke6264]

Kinda sad we don't have any Seagal movies left, but the Seagal reality show reviews, especially Lawman, I CANT WAIT!!!!

[@josefbecher4790]

I say when he releases a new movie, we have a live watch along with Red Eye reacting the whole time! Who else is in?!

[@mruptheirons]

You deserve compensation from Steven Seagal for having to sit through his 50+ films and you deserve an award for your brilliant reviews which are funny and informative and are a great alternative to having to watch the actual films, I love your impressions of fat Seagal, as I said great reviews and great channel I must check the rest of your other reviews

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you very much Martin! I think he owes me too haha. But I appreciate the kind words. Great way to start the day.

[@Humongous420]

Fun fact Macho Man Randy Savage taught DMX how to rap

[@lukemcfarland8011]

Dear god that r word line had me absolutely howling with laughter. Seagal is basically a parody of himself at this point and it’s just so goddamn funny. Great content man, keep it up.

[@RedEyeReviews]

It killed me when I first watched it. So far out of left field. Thanks friend

[@Ricardo-cl3vs]

The word you mean is "retarded".

[@ricksgrandauditorium8790]

LMAO at that bla bla bla from Seagal....classic Seagal Latin.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?!

[@Oscirus]

start with above the law end with beyond the law, like poetry

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

Amazed that in 2019 there is financing for a Stephen Seagal movie. What is the business model? Direct to Asian flea market? You think you're getting a steal on a $1 DVD, but it legitimately came from the studio? Btw, reviewing the entire Seagal ouvre is an admirable achievement.

[@JoeR203]

So he started with "Above The Law" and ends with "Beyond The Law". Maybe the next one will be "Above and Beyond The Law". But which accent will he use? Southern? or New York Italian? EDIT: Holy crap! I just checked IMDB and he's making Above The Law 2. And he's credited as being the writer. lol

[@arndthwrld82]

Wait... was that shot of the tombstones actually in the movie? It's so bad! I thought it was something you added as a joke but after reading some of the comments apparently it's actually from the film. Mind = Blown!!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha oh no it's in there. Yeah it's pretty terrible

[@deathreconing2211]

Did you say 2005 with a zippo no no no my dear friend it would’ve been like 1993 then he would’ve been cool because cigarettes were so cool and cheap then they’re not cool at all I think they suck and I stink and they smell like shit and I can’t stand them but for most people I thought they were really cool if you had a joint but a cigarette no no no goodbye

[@RedEyeReviews]

Fair! I'm an early 90s baby. So I was late to the Zipper party haha.

[@csmadisun]

Those tombstones. Yeesh. Must have buried in Our Lady of Wordart Cemetery.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha for real! I was like. .man that text is awfully dark from such a distance

[@vesalampinen]

I just had to double check and yes... texts in those two gravestones are a very cheap looking CGI. Just like gun shot flames and disappearing bullet holes. No going beyond the budget. 😏

[@p101bgb9]

OK, i heard it Like 20 times. What did he say? "Hablublub" or "Harblurblub" this ist realy essiantial to me and May be a code for an upcoming prequell: Casey Raybacks Hells Kitchen with Gordon Ramsey as Antagonist🤔🤯

[@Mattastrophic1]

I'd hate to be the audio guy on one of Seagals movies. You'd have to crank the gain anytime he speaks since he mumbles so much. I mean, how can you tell if it's a good take? Seagal: bar bar bar motherfu bar bar gonna bar bar you boy and bah bar New Or-LEE-ans bar bar . Director: Umm, good take Steven, but one more for safety? Seagal: No. I'm going to my trailer for my snack. Director: We can bring your chili dogs to you. Seagal: OK, one more take.

[@a.nonymouse]

My only regret is that I can only subscribe to this channel once. Someone needs to do an Eric Cartman / Steven Seagal voice. Come on, they both sound alike right?

[@Phlip-ob8fe]

Fucking hilarious, u an old Segal make a great team 💯😂😂🙏🏽 btw Old Steven did alot of sitting in this flick. Every scene him seemed to be seated 😂😂

[@Kooq5]

First episode - 'Above the Law' (1988) Last episode - 'Beyond the Law' (2019)

[@bmjake]

Another awesome review. Keep up the good work brother. As Steven always says “jshadeck kajahsnh ahshd”

[@RedEyeReviews]

hahah thank you so much

[@currypablo]

I want a clip of Seagal talking in the accent ordering Chinese food!

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm sure we can find one lol

[@bigbob10118]

Finally got around to finishing the Seagal journey, and wow what an anticlimactic end with this dull piece of crap

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha. you know it was coming

[@doublep1980]

Dude, the grave stones @ 03:41 look like somebody made them with Adobe After Effects or something. Just look at the inscription on them!

[@almoszsigmond806]

Steven`s son is the guy who played the postal dude?? Also where does the story take place? Everybody speaks english, but the target Steve was shooting at clearly said Bucuresti on the top left corner...

[@parrottf-1180]

Are these movies somekind of tax write off for steven? There's no way a company make money of this.

[@Mattastrophic1]

My guess is it's some kind of money laundering front for some Eastern Europeans

[@skullyskaric7779]

HEY it's postal dude...from a shitty uwe bowl movie postal the movie 5:03

[@Kirkorama]

Me: Telling women I have the body of an action star but neglecting to tell them that action star is Steven Seagal.

[@dpp277]

This movie is pure cringe mate

[@RedEyeReviews]

And perfect for me lol. Thanks for all your support friend. You've been with the channel awhile and I am grateful for it :)

[@dpp277]

@@RedEyeReviews Your videos are really entertaining mate, and I am really impressed that you have seen so many Seagal movies, i'm sure it must been really tough at times lol

[@djcease1996]

I love that Seagal still speaks like it's the early 2000's with no filter. I was born in 96' we weren't raised to be soft it's saddening the way all this new age bs is. I remember renting this not long after it came out. Not a terrible film but certainly not a film DMX deserved to go out on. Rumor has it Seagal may be finished making films. I guess 2022 will tell.

[@naimina]

Gizmo is the main mogwai (or gremlin) so the dude wasn't wrong. Gizmo would also multiply with water.

[@alankohn6709]

Sad thing is I remember when seeing Segal's name on a movie meant it was worth a look hell there was a time when you'd hear of him being linked to big budget Hollywood movies fairly regularly.

[@armitagehawkshaw]

You, Sir, are a national treasure. And golden fried jesus these just get more unbelievably insane each time. "you know what you want? / imightbeablaalhahup"

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol Golden Fried Jesus is an amazing name. Thank you for this gift!!

[@TCFan25]

Before you mentioned Bill Cobbs, I thought it was Bill Cosby. Had to lol at the MS Word superimposed letters on the fake tombstones! (3:43), let alone the 'hidden' phone with the obvious bright screen in the dead kids apartment.

[@RedEyeReviews]

It was difficult to not say Bill Cosby. I had a couple of retakes this video lol

[@TCFan25]

@@RedEyeReviews Bill Cobbsy, Cobbsby...quite easily! On another note, I am surprised DMX remotely considered working with Steve again after he hated working with him on Exit Wounds. As for Lawman, I watched another channel 'Sketchorama' run commentary on the whole series - quite funny too!

[@spiritualanarchist8162]

Must have been hard work watching all these movies ! Thank you for your service.! ;))

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you!

[@tituspaar]

Man loved this one. Never thought I’d see Messner (lead in perfect weapon) and Seagal in the name movie. And the Above the law ride title is great too

[@Mybassgruvin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, it is hilarious when he comes up with these dumb accents.

[@leonardoflorentin]

13:48 funny enough i can clearly hear him say "habla bien" which means "speak properly"

[@NinusMaximus]

Dude, just do game movies, they're and endless supply of trash

[@miserychord11]

Hey man. Can you say in your Segal voice “I’m stuck in a ATM vestibule, with Jill Gooacre”. :-)

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahah, in that Chandler mumble and all

[@miserychord11]

The Segal mumble will totally suffice. Hahahaha.

[@thanktink4328]

"was he a sniper?" and Seagal's head pops up with his sniper garb with an expression like Obelix...

[@nebfreely317]

I think they did digitally add him in that limo, or they added the back window. Cause all the sudden a mailbox or sumthin pops up on the right outta nowhere. 🤔

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha oh no. Yeah maybe the window was added. Maybe the limo was on a sound studio or something

[@floydlooney6837]

@@RedEyeReviews his house with a blue screen maybe

[@jordancorley828]

First, RIP DMX. I can't wait for the videos on TV shows. Thanks for showing us the very interesting world of Seagal movies.

[@jasondennison1119]

Just recently subscribed, and took the entire Seagal MOVIE journey with you. And, Holy Moses! 🤣🤣🤣 First of all, I did not even realize he did so many movies! 😳 After the mid 90's, I stopped watching his stuff. Second, I had no idea the level of awful he was capable of. Like, he was never a great actor or anything. But man... what an achievement all of those movies were! The WORST/BEST films I've ever watched! 🤣 Thank you for the amazingly hilarious commentary 🤣 🤣🤣 I'll be hanging with you from this point on, my man! Keep up the good work! 🤜🤛

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you are enjoying everything! His movies are not an easy watch haha

[@jasondennison1119]

@@RedEyeReviews No. Not all. But, you make them hilarious 😂

[@jasondennison1119]

@RedEye Reviews Are you familiar with "Mystery Science Theater"? I mention it, because they do a similar thing. My wife has attempted to get me hooked on them for a long time, but it never stuck. I'm not entirely sure why that is. But, something about your approach is more appealing, and entertaining to me. Alright. I think I'm done. Lol Best of luck to you 🙌

[@tom0900060]

happy new year Seagal No.1 fan, hopefully he'll make some new movies this year so you'll have more materials to review

[@RedEyeReviews]

At his usually rate, we should have another 6 movies this year lol

[@Derek_Keenan]

why is seagal talking like some kind of jazzy blues singer in this movie

[@Dinco422]

14:40 really ? here in eu you can literally ask for the bottle, you pay for it and that's that... holy shit when you think about it america has no freedom at all but always spews out 'freeedom freeedom' ... bs

[@SnowmanTF2]

~4:00 I don't think I understood a word Seagal said in that whole scene

[@requiemagent3014]

The new year is starting great already

[@JaySmithAudioStoryteller]

I cannot see Seagal anymore without hearing the Redeye Reviews theme. Any time he walks on screen...flutes play. Well done.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha I've made it! I think I'm famous now

[@Gutek524]

wow, congrats on 8k subs ☺️ only 2 weeks ago I congratulated you on 5k subscribers, glad to see this channel growing so fast, keep up the good work 👊

[@RedEyeReviews]

I know right?! It's amazing

[@henrytheeightheist8091]

What i find bizarre is that some people actually LIKE his movies 🤣🤣🤣 A combination of weird plot, guns,mumbled dialogue,guns, OTT fight scenes using a not very effective martial art, more guns,strip club scenes ...... what a back catalogue of crap you have blessed us with Mr Seagal.

[@AztecUnshaven]

He mixes multiple martial arts.

[@fatthumbs2020]

I made it! All the way through the movies!! With your help redeye! It was a commitment, but wow can I say it was worth it. I am a changed person. He has changed me... made me wiser more tactical and more fat.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha what an epic journey

[@fatthumbs2020]

@RedEye Reviews the light grew dim in the long stretches ... but I cracked a redbull and kept going. Love it man! You make great content that is entertaining and you put a ton of it out!

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@fatthumbs2020 thank you! It's so fun making these. And it's been awesome to see how much people are enjoying them :)

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

Still wondering why Putin keeps him around. Real KGB guy and fake CIA guy, odd couple. And no, I will not watch this. I like to retain what is left of my sanity, thank you. And Happy New Year to all of you.

[@floydlooney6837]

As a pet?

[@11Salda]

I can imagine the Director throws the script book up in the air when Steven comes on set because Steven does what ever he wants lol

[@playboymaxim]

He's just going to mumble his way through the script anyway so what's the point lol

[@ryanoliver7829]

Do "Striking distance" 1994 ! The plot is that a mentally handicapped cop (bruces partner HAHAHAHAH !) fakes his suicide and becomes a mastermind serial killer, while bruce willis is blamed by the rest of the police department and has to become a boat cop, so he gets to be his favorite alcoholic character.

[@RedEyeReviews]

oh my god. of course he does. yeah thats on the list now

[@TimeForDunston]

Check out Steven Seagull’s “law man” it’s hilarious.

[@ralang999]

and there's also his failed action/drama series Fat Justice!

[@josefbecher4790]

Yes I would watch every episode if Redeye covered it !

[@everforward5561]

Of course Seagal's character can't die.

[@castortroy6588]

R.I.P. Dmx

[@rustom1981]

Happy New Year 🎉🥳🎉 , bro I hope you look into Bollywood knock-off movies of Hollywood movies , believe me you'll have fun 🤣👍🏼

[@RedEyeReviews]

Happy New Year! I have thought about some Bollywood stuff. I should take a look

[@oldstrawhat4193]

Throughout your whole Seagal series, I keep picturing Seagull himself watching your videos and laughing his ass off, especially when you imitate his voice. When I picture that, I do actually laugh out loud.

[@RedEyeReviews]

That would be amazing lol. I hope so too

[@lukewright9031]

I can never picture Steven Seagal laughing

[@kitbradley2689]

After finishing all the reviews for all these Seagal movies, the biggest sin is Orientalism. I'm gonna get really nerdy here and go academic. Orientalism is a condescending Western attitude towards "oriental" societies, which essentializes them into static, underdeveloped societies that are nevertheless mystical, mysterious, exotic, and alluring, but also essentially inferior to the flexible, rational, and superior Western societies. In narrative forms of art, like movies, the "perfect" character is Westerner who culturally appropriates "oriental" ways into their worldview, generally perfecting "oriental" traits better than any "oriental." Seagal does this all over the place, but he's hardly the only one. From Lawrence of Arabia to The Last Samurai, movies are littered with that orientalist racist crap, but Seagal is noteworthy that *most* of his movies have some form of it. And when that isn't there, there's often "noble savage" nonsense directed at First Nations people. Unsurprisingly, a lot of the worst perpetrators of Orientalism think they're not racist. They think their condescending "appreciation" of a limited range and narrow interpretation of Asian culture and art means they're racially progressive. This is *super* common in Japanese martial arts, IME. When I was doing martial arts, several of the people there thought they were learning Buddhism by showing up at jujitsu classes. While I'd never train with anyone doing it, I've met several teachers of Japanese styles who thought that they were teaching Buddhism because they were teaching aikido or karate or whatever. Pro tip: they weren't learning Buddhism (and, indeed, it is my experience when a martial arts teacher says they're also teaching philosophy, they're lousy martial arts teachers, but that's a different rant.) Anyway, Seagal is racist. I think we all knew that.

[@RedEyeReviews]

this is very well written. I view it in a similar way. Its one thing to use Chinese influence in a movie, in whatever makes sense. But when the character comes on screen and a flute starts playing, and everyone is bowing at them, and his character has nothing to do with China, other then he likes it...its like, ok. If those aspects are super important to the character thats one thing, but if he just wants to flex his "knowledge" of culture, its just not needed.

[@AztecUnshaven]

@Kit Bradley Respectfully, your opinion here is misguided on Seagal. Seagal is no doubt controversial, and may not be exactly a nice guy, but his embracing of Japanese culture isn't "pretending" in the least. He's 100 percent engulfed 16 years of his life in Japan and learned from world class Budo teachers, including Morihei Ueshiba's nephew and son, several of his black belt students like Hiroshi Isoyama, Koichi Tohei, etc, as well as dedicated Kenjutsu masters, and spiritual teachers that directly studied with Morihei like Abbe Sensei. This is documented and there are many photos of this in the 1970s. There are world class masters in Japan today that studied under Seagal when he was in Japan (Osaka). And Seagal speaks fluent Japanese, with Osaka accent. It's bizarre to me that people let their blind hatred of Seagal misconstrue his actual legitimate accomplishments.

[@kitbradley2689]

@@AztecUnshaven You should probably read about Orientalism, then. Most people who are Orientalists are quite sincere in their beliefs and legitimately love the culture in question (or, more exactly, love their very specific idea of what that culture "is".) I never said he was "pretending."

[@kitbradley2689]

@@AztecUnshaven And I certainly never said he wasn't an accomplished martial artist. He is a far more accomplished than I am, though I'm less mind-blowingly pretentious. Did you know he taught Anderson Silva the front kick Silva used to KO Vitor Belfort! *rolls eyes*

[@tommym7626]

Fun stuff

[@maximilianberkowitz4086]

Hey Redeye, are you going to review “Beyond the Law” with Charlie Sheen and Michael Madsen? It has a similar plot like Stone Cold, but the acting is way better ( as far as I can remember 😁). I wish you a happy new year, stay safe brother 😎🤙

[@user-sh3vz3ol3j]

Shit man, for a second there, I thought you were referring to Bill Cosby, blew my mind! LOL

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha. I did too for a few moments

[@gregorykizer5538]

I tried so hard not to laugh at the Bill Cobbs jokes. 😂😂

[@charlesbullghost5491]

Is this a remake from Charlie sheen movie. Because I rather watch that one. It has better story and acting roll. 👍👍👍👍 😎

[@charlesbullghost5491]

Thank 😊 you very much for Ayeon . The most attractive lady drummer from South Korea 🇰🇷 I also thank you too.

[@superchug2469]

Please do mk annihilation but kinda do it in a way similar to your street fighter quick review of the movie but rest of the video a detailed history of the making of the movie because it's really fascinating.

[@RedEyeReviews]

i will take a look for sure!

[@VonWenk]

What did Johnny Messner do to deserve playing second fiddle to Steven Seagal in two movies? I guess that line about stealing his own money does make some sense in retrospect.

[@djcease1996]

Maybe because Seagal has grossed over $2 billion worldwide at the box office.

[@playboymaxim]

@@djcease1996 Ayyy what's up Steve!

[@stevenhoughton7145]

Great vid just subscribed in liverpool England so funny do man vids to watch

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hey. Thank you so much!

[@rickastley2308]

"Abrghrabplebp" - Steven Seagal

[@nO_3Xcuses]

I think Steven Seagal should come out with some down to earth movies. Maybe, as a grandpa who’s granddaughter has been taken by gangsters, etc. and let someone professional well known in Hollywood do the editing and writing for this movie. No more of this ex CIA, FBI, US Marine stuff. Most importantly, he needs to show up everyday with a passion be in his own darn movie

[@MrPolicekarim]

That won't play well with the Asian markets though!

[@nO_3Xcuses]

@@MrPolicekarim I was thinking that Steven Seagal could do something similar to the Charles Bronson Death Wish movies, but with the helping hand of competent people in the industry to write, edit, and direct his movies. That said, most importantly Steven Seagal needs to have the passion to show up daily and be apart of his own movie. The main star shouldn’t be getting the least amount of air time on screen. If that passion isn’t in him, he should no longer be making movies.

[@MrPolicekarim]

@@nO_3Xcuses Maybe team up with a younger guy? Be like a wise old guru?

[@nignamedmutt7270]

The only way for these big action stars(from the 80-90's) to keep growing and maintain the public's respect is to hit a point where they just parody themselves, and take on the more family friendly roles. Think DeNiro, The Rock(not 90's but he's definitely realized this and is doing a good job imitating it for himself), Schwarzenegger(thank God autocorrect had his name for me already), Stallone, hell even Bruce Willis was doing this at one point(although more recently he's been fucking up trying to get back into really shitty scifi movies that are too serious) The newer generation just doesn't seem to care enough to take "big badass action stars" seriously, they're really better off just throwing a wrench in and taking the piss out of themselves.

[@mroctober3657]

Maybe a Seagal musical. Or a screwball comedic romp.

[@markula_4040]

I guess I didn't pay attention to the details very well. Segal was the antagonist? And he kills his protagonist son in seconds at the end because he 'can't lose a fight' in any of his movies?

[@RedEyeReviews]

Exactly

[@Humongous420]

Someone needs to make a compilation of all the accents of Steven Seagull cause this guy is a goldmine of bad accents

[@armitagehawkshaw]

Sorry, one more thing - I thought "I will snatch every mother f23ker birthday" was Seagal's greatest line ever, but the raw unexpected delivery, comedy, and power of his "R-word" line in this film almost made me pee the floor laughing. I still can't believe this is the same guy who did the bar-room fight scene (to include the dialogue) in "Out for Justice" aeons ago.

[@ftr58]

My first youtube video of the new year

[@tomsheppard378]

Does Bill Cobbs face say, 'dont blame me I'm only in this for the money'

[@RedEyeReviews]

It really does

[@tomsheppard378]

@@RedEyeReviews that would be my face if I ended up in a Seagal film

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@tomsheppard378 lol. I would probably have a shit eating grin the entire time

[@bobgunter9608]

The son is played by the actor who played the bully in Christmas story.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?! Someone told me this and it blew my mind. Once a bully always a bully

[@gazl7356]

Dude, check out African Kung-Fu Nazis if you dare

[@RedEyeReviews]

That sounds like a terrible(good?) time

[@tomterific390]

13:52--absolutely the best. Still laughing. "ahbrhabhabeh"

[@PaperlessWriter]

Funny stuff, thanks for this:)

[@d.carter4279]

How didn't you notice DMX was left handed and then right handed 😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm so used to Seagal swapping hands out just didn't even register lol

[@shadowwarrior7218]

Loved the series.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you!

[@ryanroznowski2263]

Great videos, gotta get ya more subscribers and spread the word of how terrible seagal os

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much!

[@thomascross8339]

Seagal is 1/4th Cherokee. He weighs 1/4th of a Jeep Cherokee.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha brilliant.