Cartels (2017) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

[@davesaints8023]

Yes, you can tell the difference in between firearms being fired. Rifles, handguns and shotguns make different sounds. Also, fun fact, U.S. Marshals do not answer to the DEA. U.S. Marshall’s do not answer to anyone when doing prisoner transport. That’s one of the main jobs of the Marshalls. I get it is a Seagal movie, so everything will be wrong 😆 Great video!!

[@WestMountainClunkers]

I suppose if someone cared enough to attempt to pay attention and differentiate the sound of a handgun vs rifle vs shotgun, they probably could. Although he said he heard m4s....he might be able to hear a rifle but it would be nearly impossible to tell the type of rifle that is being shot in a closed corridor or room. Lol not to mention, unless I missed it, I didnt see a single bad guy with an m4. They all had subguns that looked like Uzis and AKMs. So he was wrong either way.

[@fabianf.3347]

It‘s also possible to tell the diffrence between a 556 rifle and a 7.62 rifle when you heard both some times. :)

[@szasstam204]

Different calibers have distinct reports. So while you cant tell the difference between an M4 and M16, you can between an M4 and ak47 or M14

[@WestMountainClunkers]

@@szasstam204 maybe if they are shooting back to back, but this guy is in a parking garage. If he heard a rifle shot, its either going to be really muffled if its in a different part of the building or its going to be ridiculously loud by echoing and reverberating off the walls if its in the same room. If someone fired a single shot of a single gun, your not going to be able to tell if its 5.56 or 7.62.

[@aidensidk3273]

Exactly, the type of round is distinguishable not necessarily the firearm

[@alannurse7453]

This dude plays the same character in every movie. Pretty amazing that a great tactical man like Seagal needs a body double to do a breathing scene. And it's hilarious that all his love scenes involves him being fully clothed with his shades on.

[@Mark-uh4zd]

That’s friggin hilarious, the woman is always naked or pretty much naked and he has that stupid big ass black coat on, pants, and I think even those stupid yellow tinted sunglasses. Does he even get hit once in any of these movies? He completely wrecks every henchman and boss sent his way, but I don’t remember in any of these movies him getting hit once. He’s always some uber badass super special ops dude. I remember when they had a stunt double getting up from a bed in one movie, and in another, they had a stuntman climb stairs. What a fat POS

[@Dan-di9jd]

I think him having to wear his clothing is more so to protect the woman from seeing such horrible things.

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

One of the funniest things about Seagal is the fact that the expression on his face never changes. He's completely incapable of expressing any emotion. His "acting" is so terrible that he makes Chuck Norris look like Laurence Olivier by comparison.

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

I think that is his understanding of beeing masculine...

[@Angry-Lynx]

good point about Norris why he so popular hes pretty sshitty actor ;

[@hanchiman]

One thing for sure, Chuck Norris at least have genuine humour and did a pretty likeable side character in the movie Sidekick for children

[@nonapplicable8817]

Someone pointed out that if he had any shred of self awareness and humility, the guy could be a good comedian. He has that deadpan expression down. Imagine Leslie Nielsen except not even close.

[@MK-lk7nc]

Steven Seagal can actually SMELL a gun's caliber from 100 yards. It's amazing.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I believe it lol

[@BlackbeardArtStudio]

I have been watching your videos for a few months now. Just wanted to say that, your Seagal videos are pure gold. Really glad to see your channel get much deserved attention and grow at a steady rate. This channel is going to reach such great heights. It really has the potential to draw out huge following. Keep up the good work. 🙂

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! It has been so cool to see the growth this past month. I really hope we can continue this growth :) but I really appreciate your support and kind words

[@robertl426]

I really hope Sensei Seagal never stops making these terrible movies, just so I can watch your hilarious reviews. Also love your attention to detail, like the colour of his fingernails and the uncapped marker, you have a good eye!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! I try to scan every room when Seagals in it because somethings gonna be weird lol

[@mikehawkswollen5819]

Seems like the only time Steven Seagal doesn't use a stunt double is when he is sitting

[@MONO4608]

I’m actually surprised they let GSP land a blow on Seagal. In every movie he’s in he’s practically untouchable and unbeatable lmao

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?! It's rare to see him get hit. He has only ever died twice. And both times he killed himself lol

[@Tekisasubakani]

@@RedEyeReviews He's a Marty Stu.

[@michaelmyers3709]

Not so sure he did. The shot of Steven standing back up is just recycled footage from when they both went over the platform.

[@Mattastrophic1]

I think GSP and Tyson both got one hit on Seagal. That must be his narcissistic way of showing them respect

[@sandyn3384]

GSP will rip ol ' Seagull a new one. It'll be both sad and hilarious.

[@joshuafrohm921]

Man I just found your channel 2 days ago and I've been bingeing your seagall videos they're amazing I really enjoyed the best of the best reviews I loved that series as a kid. Keep up the awesome work!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! So glad you are enjoying the channel :)

[@doublep1980]

Couple of things: imagine being one of the greatest MMA fighters in UFC history and played a frikin' MCU villain that could throw it down with Capt. America and having to shoot a ''fight scene'' like this with Sensei Seagal (or rather his body double). Seriously, that was pathetic even for Seagal standards, as far as fight scenes go.... I hope Georges St. Pierre got at least a good pay check, he seems like a chill dude in real life and definetely deserves better that this. On the subject of differentiating firearms from how they sound: yes, that is possible if you have lots of experience with guns. A pistol sounds very different from a military type rifle for example. You can theoretically even tell an AK apart from a M4/M16, because the AK has a slower rate of fire in full-auto but a higher caliber.(well, the classic AK-47/AKM ) Why is Luke Goss' character a ''Major'' if he's supposed to be an US Marshall?! The US Marshall Service is a civilian, law enforcement agency *NOT* part of the US Military. They have ranks like ''Deputy Marshall'' for example. They do protect high profile witnesses though and are in charge of the Witness Protection Program, that is correct and like to recruit former Military guys (specially from Special Forces) because they also do protection for US Diplomats & diplomatic missions, overseas. Their main ''job'' though, is to hunt down federal fugitives. (Remember Tommy Lee Jones, hunting Harrison Ford in ''The Fugitive''?) Also, the bad guy just gets away in the end and that's it?! That's how the movie ends, WTF?!

[@RedEyeReviews]

I agree. I loved GSP during his fighting career. But thank you for all the notes and details. The gun thing is still crazy that people can tell the difference. But I guess when your job is being around gun fire alot it makes sense. Lol it didn't dawn on me the Manor thing. That is too funny.

[@doublep1980]

@@RedEyeReviews Also, if you look closely at the uniforms: Luke Goss' uniform has an ''US Marshalls'' patch, while the girl on the team has an ''US Army'' patch on hers, despite being supposedly the same unit! And in another scene, they have both ''US Army'' patches on their uniforms!

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@doublep1980 sooo they went to the Army Surplus store and just said "badges please" lol

[@doublep1980]

@@RedEyeReviews Oh for sure! These Seagal movies are unintentional comedy gold. Btw. if you run out, highly recommend to check out Bruce Willis' movies. I recently watched ''Apex'' and that crap makes even this here look like an action extravaganza!

[@firstandlastname6194]

He's doing pretty well I think in being cast as Batrok in the MCU movies Captain America etc. He really shines actually. In the second Captain America movie a normal dude quite convincingly challenges Captain America - the Cap being a super soldier with strength and speed that eclipses any human. GSP as Batrok actually forces him to slow down

[@bigbob10118]

Are we meant to believe that Seagal fell off a balcony and the floor remained intact?

[@losttribe3001]

I hope Ken McIntyre produces some more of those episodes in the future. They are hilarious. And I sure the film’s accountant was confused at the line item for the crane: “Is this for a shot or something?” “No. Seagal wants to stand up in a shot.” “Gotcha”

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahahaha. The crane came out of someone else's paycheck

[@losttribe3001]

@@RedEyeReviews It definitely wasn’t coming out of Steven’s food and his…um….er….uh….female “companionship” budget!

[@eduardopena5893]

Remember the stories about Catherine the Great and the horses....well, Steven Seagal is the horse and his female lead is...

[@obtuseonone3133]

@@RedEyeReviews as a long time mentor and combat advisor to s.s. i can confirm that "not only will s.s. KNOW what kind of weapon it is ,just by hearing one round go off" that also s.s. will also KNOW exactly what getting hit by that particular round will feel like as it unsuccessfully tries to enter his aura.

[@certifiedhoodclassic7833]

Im so glad this channel is getting the recognition it deserves. Been here from the start

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you friend!

[@dmisseri]

I was there. 2006. I forked over three of my hard-earned dollars on a Steven Seagal energy drink. I actually poured it down the drain.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol I would probably do the same

[@superchug2469]

Three dollars could have bought two dews with that.

[@applied.precision]

Second time I've thought I've heard the word "con-te-suer", instead of connesuir, but this is the same channel that credited Mr. Mick-intyre, so... Love it.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha. Hey that's what makes you all so great. I have the good ideas and you all have the words.

[@XavierAncarno]

Sicario day of the burritos Written, directed and nonchalantly played by Steven Seagal San

[@kennull3243]

My GF noticed that Steve is wearing two watches. He has one on each wrist.

[@dragonstormdipro1013]

You kinda can differentiate between the sounds of guns but there's a lots of ifs and buts. A pistol and a rifle's sound is fairly distinct, and you can "kinda" differentiate between an AK or an M4 by it’s report- I know that in US military they do emphasis on recognising on the sound of the weapon. However, in other places, like Indian military, this practice is looked down upon.

[@RedEyeReviews]

That's good to know. I knew it seemed far fetched

[@seamusperkins2526]

True. But hearing rifle fire, you're not gonna be able to pin down the rifle that specifically. An m4 sounds like an m16 sounds like an HK. Same with the AKs. If he just said "i think i heard rifles" or "i think i heard MGs" , it works.

[@canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68]

Hmm,You mean India? That sounds odd to my western sensibilities. What's their reasoning behind that,if you can elaborate? I just wouldn't have thought anyone, anywhere would not want to read those lips you know?

[@dragonstormdipro1013]

@@canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68 That's because I am Indian. And that tactic is frowned upon because we and the forces we fight against (Be it Pakistani armed forces or various terrorist or communist groups) often use same type of Kalashnikov pattern rifles or SLRs. Making battlefield assessments based on weapon report would lead to disaster here.

[@Tekisasubakani]

@@seamusperkins2526 Caliber, barrel length, the type of gunpowder in the rounds...there are a lot of factors, but I totally agree that you can tell the difference between a handgun, a rifle and a shotgun if you have spent any time around/handling firearms or on the range.

[@alexozarous]

Hey man, I’m a huge fan of your channel. I think that I watched most of your videos in a single week. These Seagal videos are the best thing I’ve watched on KZbin for a while now. I hope you get a huge following, just like you deserve.

[@snoo333]

the chess is bit was hilarious. love your work.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! I just don't understand why they always seem to struggle when it comes to playing chess on camera lol

[@Will-md1vo]

You can normally tell the difference between some calibers like .22lr and 9mm easily, but when you get into rifle calibers or larger pistol calibers it gets much more difficult. Pistol caliber=bang Rifle caliber =FUCKING BANG

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol. So if I ever hear a gun shot. I'll just report it as a "bang, Bang, Fucking BANG". Lol this is the best answer yet.

[@alannurse7453]

"I was not born on an f'n turnip truck......I was born on one that delivers cauliflower......"

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yah! Huge difference bro! Lol

[@alannurse7453]

@@RedEyeReviews hahahahahah

[@chefmike231]

Loving this channel's Seagal vids. Binging the playlist all morning

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yay! Thank you

[@justindunlap1235]

thank you for going through the pain and effort of watching Steven Seagals movies so we don't have to. I've been solidly addicted to your reviews since I saw my first one last week.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol my pleasure! Yay! I'm so glad you have been enjoying the channel :)

[@KwintiSolo]

Hey RedEye, love your reviews! Every single one of them is so on point! As for the gun sound thing, you can actually hear the difference between different firearms. Forgotten Weapons has a great video about the Colt Model 639, a gun that has a muzzle device specifically designed to make it sound more like a kalashnikov rather than an M16. Keep up the great work!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! This videos comments had taught me quiet a bit about guns haha. I appreciate the info :)

[@thedtvdigest4142]

That clip you show of Seagal standing up...he actually WOBBLES like he's made of jelly lol.

[@TinyTeaKettle]

To Stevens defense. He actually didn't take a picture. It's a camera with something like a DV cassette. They actually sound like that when you're playing or start recording stuff. Source: still have my trusty Canon camcorder with DV tapes around.

[@RedEyeReviews]

oh phooey! I thought I was on to something lol

[@TinyTeaKettle]

@@RedEyeReviews Our beloved waffle ninja has actually mastered the art of starting camcorders it seems.

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@TinyTeaKettle apparently. Ok fine! Points added back lol

[@QuickUnit]

15:15 "I was not born on a fucking turnip truck" i'm fucking dying :D

[@parisgreen4600]

Thanks RedEye - whoa, look at your numbers! Sweet! Georges St-Pierre in that cap looks exactly like the "Frankie Cheeks" character in Final Destination 3. I can't unsee it. 12:43 Hey, he had to clear space for the Super Size fries. 13:03 stairwell designed by M. C. Escher. 15:28 that f***in' supercut!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you! The channel is really growing its amazing! Lol I just can't resist with Redeye Reacts. It's too easy sometimes

[@broseffman]

As a second comment - Yes, anyone familiar enough with firing an AR platform rifle would be able to (circumstantially) tell the sound of it. Especially compared to the sound of an AK, which ironically seems to be the most commonly featured firearm in the movie.

[@broseffman]

The fact that so many of them have on MOLLE, but nothing webbed on it is hilarious. And the "US ARMY" stitched into the tshirts is fucking A+.

[@masungayongiro]

Pretty sure you are not gonna run out of seagal movies any time soon. But I do notice him trying to become a tactical sensei somehow. But geez that grip on the knife is tenous...I should know, almost got a self stab by holding a knife wrong

[@Smiteforce]

Seagal's military uniform had to be made from a camouflage beach tent

[@mikehawkswollen5819]

The body armor on the "special operators" looks so off. 😂 There are no plates in their plate carriers.

[@16rumpole]

12:40 why the hell is stevie wearing two watches? Oh, wait, I know, if he wore only one watch he might have to twist his body to look at one. That would just take too much energy.

[@davemeads859]

I just figured he'd gotten so big his left and right sides were in different time zones 🤨

[@Taytayflan]

I know the firearm thing kinda got beat to death, but a neat anecdote about identifying weapon sounds: Back in the Vietnam war, special units of US/Allied personnel would use specially modified M16's that were shortened down with a special flash hider that modulated the sound to mimick the sound of an AK, to confuse enemy forces if they had to fight. So not only can firearms be distinctly identifiable, but we've had sound spoofing in warfare.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh now THATS cool. Was this to trick them into thinking they were fighting against a more "capable" gun?

[@Taytayflan]

@@RedEyeReviews Less whether the gun was more capable or not, more "are those friendly forces that are shooting?" So if one of these units got in a gunfight with an enemy, the enemy force might think they accidentally started shooting at friendlies, or a patrolling force wouldn't immediately know who to go engage. The thought would come up "why didn't they just use AK's? for that," but militaries have supply chains to manage and manuals-of-arms to train their soldiers. Modified M16's made more sense for these special units to field since it's a system they're familiar with and an ammunition supply chain they were already using, so the official gun was the XM177. Of note, these units are always outnumbered, doing very dangerous and government denied black ops in enemy territory. The helicopters that would bring them into their target areas would do 4 fake landings for every real one and shit like that. This is why Steven Seagal steals these guys stories. There's a bunch of weird, contextually cool stuff special ops has done since WWII.

[@mollyanderson657]

2:11 I'd be smoking non-stop too if I was working in several of Seagal's films

[@puertoricanboy100]

You can even tell the difference between Russian or American torpedoes underwater. You can hear the difference on the weapons as well (depending on distance). Just like you can hear Steven Seagal walking up vs his slim body double

[@ethicalcheeze1407]

Seagals little knife flutter during the GSP fight is.... the funniest fuckin' thing in this video man, goddam

[@Lawlaliet]

Funny thing about the Cherry Charge can, if you actually left it un-opened from the day you bought till it should "expire", it'll apparently ferment itself into fruit wine.

[@RedEyeReviews]

That's insane lol. I guess if it actually is all juice that would work.

[@Lawlaliet]

@@RedEyeReviews Ye, I guess there's more juice in that than actual energy drink stuff. So, hey good job Steven, your crappy energy drink can be turned into rather a nice tasting fruit wine.

[@Giitzerland]

02:38 I love the notches on the side of the window implying how many people he's sniped through it :D I wish, SO MUCH that this was a multi season mega episodic show, it's an insanely funny animation!

[@andreidavid9281]

You know what's really funny? The movie said the hotel where they take Salsazar is in Mamaia, but the hotel where they actually took him is in Bucharest! I love segal movies

[@spiritualanarchist8162]

On the set : 'Does anyone knows anything about Chess '? No ? ....'Oh well, just make something up, no one will notice.'😅

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?!

[@michaelmyers3709]

Might as well have been playing Snakes and Ladders.

[@37Kilo2]

What's with the elbow pads? Are they the US Marshals Rollerblading team or something?

[@fmjmanarroyo1342]

Indoors is harder to tell what kind of report a gun makes. Sounds carry differently and the concussion can cause permanent hearing damage. In the field its easier to tell weapons apart so long as the enemie or friendlies are somewhat standardized in equipment. You won't be able to tell apart say the difference between a Vz58 and an AKM for example but the rate of fire could tell you that a weapon could be a general purpose machine gun like a PKM VS a DShK that is usually vehicle mounted.

[@canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68]

Oh Dude,China salesman! You in for a treat. Also acknowledging how you mispronounce word's cracks me up. The way you've been saying escape... It's a thing and you say it. But Never change and Keep the great content flowing

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol I know! Some words I just can't help it. I don't even notice until it's too late.

[@losttribe3001]

My wife makes fun of me for how I occasionally say “pillow”. It’s how I learned from my parents and it’s sort of like “pallow”. But I don’t mind and now we joke that I sleep on a pillow at home when she’s there and a pallow when I go camping by myself. And funny enough, my dad corrects me anytime I say my Scottish ancestral name “McKay”. “It’s McKiiiiiiiiiii”. So I hope Redeye doesn’t lose a second of sleep over that. The way the Scottish, Americans, Scottish-Americans and non Scottish-Americans who aren’t part of the clan, say names, is all different.

[@nauseous3925]

My fantasy is to watch Seagal watch these and do his own reviews 🤣🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh my God. Legendary

[@michaelmyers3709]

In the opening scene of Exit Wounds, I remember every time Seagal fires his pistol it sounds like a machine gun for some reason.

[@nsob8897]

I once walked by a car with a "macallister college" sticker in the rear window...and I stood there thinking "what the fuck is mack'uh'lister?" Haha You're not alone dude..

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you thank you!

[@benjaminolson7206]

Steven reaches over and "turns off" a camera that, back in the wide shot, is not actually within his reach. Thus he would have had to get up, thus he almost certainly had a stand in handle the camera.

[@Riko478]

i love how steven kept using most fit stunt double xD w/o trying make them looks more chubby like him

[@blytheguy7510]

I don't know how many times I've seen Seagal switch hands with guns so casually. It's very rare that you get an ambidextrous shooter. Probably why he pretends to do so on film. He handles his guns as good as his weight. Lol

[@j.tgrooms]

A double feature? I'm in.

[@Dan-di9jd]

That whole interview sequence at 15:15 is a perfect example of Seagal. He looks like someone who wants to leave so bad but at the same time gotta say all those things.

[@themilkman8554]

I feel like I've already seen this movie. I guess that's just how Seagal movies simply will always be!

[@mountainhun]

Yeah, absolutely. Like a lot of these guys at least experiment with other genres; Schwarzenegger did Conan, Van Damme did Mortal Combat. But every one of Seagal's movies are the same because he has no imagination. :P it's always Foreign Guys Doing Drugs and Terror, so middle-age guy needs to live out a power fantasy and kill indiscriminately, and also hook up with a 20-something girl who wouldn't touch him with a twenty-foot pole if she wasn't doing it for a movie gig.

[@themilkman8554]

@@mountainhun Holy moly... that was an insanely accurate description of Seagal. Everything you said I got those vibes too. Dude just seems like he wants to kill, be the hero, and get laid.

[@michaeldublg]

Hey! Redeye, these videos are awesome and to answer your question, can you tell the different types of guns by the sounds they make, yes and no .... For example, an AK-47 is very distinctive. Of course you can tell a shotgun from a rifle, that sort of thing.

[@gregwasserman2635]

I just discovered this channel and never knew Seagal had this many movies. Now I am binge watching. I am not so sure this is a good thing. Like driving by a bad accident slowly, you can't help but see what is going on. On the positive side of the ledger, at least I don't have to sit through the entire film.

[@CorvetteCaneCorso]

5:53 I thought a giant baked potato 🥔 was busting in 🤣

[@obychnyichelovek6757]

I watched it a while ago when it was called Killing Salazar, it was enjoyable, Seagal actually made the movie better with his presence, without him it would be boring, and weirdly enjoyed Florin Piersic Jr. who played Salazar ) Yes, and one quick note, Claudiu Bleont is actually good, i've read on imdb that he's pretty big in Romania so no wonder he's acting stands out despite being in one movie with Steven

[@Sinner987]

Yeah, they take their talent from those parts, i think this one was filmed in belgrade, but i know he filmed at least 2 of his movies in romania . Florin Piersic Sr is a class act, very well known actor in romania.

[@iwasanangryyoungman]

@@Sinner987 oops I thought that was the footballer

[@dustinedwardanderson]

"Nasty little ears" Hahaha...that was great.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol they just look.....nasty

[@nakamuraOtsuKai]

I have no idea what that Turnip truck quote is about but its funny as hell

[@philipenos2930]

You should do a review on the movie Gym Kata. Trust me, it is comedy gold.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Added to the list!

[@CombatVet-87]

Steven Seagut can’t clear rooms or corners for shit 😂! Can’t even hold a gun properly when engaging the enemy. So much for someone claiming to be everything lol. By the way, another great video Red Eye! Glad your channel is growing fast!

[@RedEyeReviews]

It's so funny to see him go around a corner. Thank you so much!

[@dasdeke]

Poor GSP not only does he have to do the job too big old Steven, he has to star in this after starring in the "Captain America:Winter Soldier", I guess you have to do something between that and "Falcon in the Winter Soldier". Fun review like always!

[@SnowmanTF2]

This sort of mostly out of the field high ranking officer seems like the type of roles that he should have pivoted to at least a decade earlier, they could even still work in a small number of action scenes with him when things go wrong either at HQ or in the field. Though he still seems stuck in wanting to be the master of everything point man, and unwilling to actually explore the space of not being able to do everything you could in the past.

[@gperrin9050]

13:46 Why does George St- Pierre's neck sound like it's filled with Lays Classic Chips when he is being stabbed?

[@lukfidel7427]

nice, just what i've been craving

[@halflifediehard]

I've been in the Army for some years and yes you can tell the difference between guns by gun fire. It is never an exact science but think of it like being able to tell the difference between string tunings on a guitar. A good example is different kinds of rifles use different caliber rounds, like an AK-47 (7.62 x 39mm) sounds a lot different a M4 carbine (5.56 x 45mm). Actually in field training the army teaches you to listen for certain kind of gun fire because that can help you understand what kind of fight force you are dealing with.

[@eduardopena5893]

Heh, you got the Owen Wilson "Oh Wow" in! Sounded great! You are crazier than a road lizard, Red Eye! If you ever need a Sean Connery/Bill Clinton/Matthew McCaughnehey (sp?)/Professor from Futurama/Kermit the Frog/Herbert the Pervert (Family Guy)/Bruce (Family Guy)/Roger (American Dad)...if you ever need just about any voice impersonated...hit me up.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I told you I would! Lol so glad you found it just snuck in at the end there. Oh my gosh I'm saving this comment and might take you up on it and some point in the future. Thank you!

[@i-Melika]

Nice one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂👌🏻💜 Btw you can add more short reaction clip like ice age u used,its very effective and comedic.👌🏻

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you! Good note! I love short little one offs like that. So I'll be sure to sprinkle I'm a few more. :)

[@dpp277]

mate these seagal animations are hilarious

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?! Ken does great work.

[@ScreechingPossum]

Been binge watching your videos; get recommended Ralph's video of Cartel's last night, and then yours comes out today...the algorithm never sleeps (his was more focused on...'dissecting' Seagal and I appreciate that I actually can understand what happened in the movie with yours) As for the firearm noises, someone may disagree, but the "M4" kind of seems generic; at least compared to something like an AK (fires slower; the receiver makes a distinct 'ka-chunk' as it cycles). It may be giving the movie too much credit, but maybe you could tell from the rate of fire versus something like a pistol, shotgun or other rifle...maybe?

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you found the channel. What weird timing with Ralph's channel as well lol. So glad you enjoyed the video though :)

[@dogmiagy]

Nice video , as always Luv from Portugal 🇵🇹

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you friend!

[@alannurse7453]

Some guns u are able to tell the make based on the sound. Or sometimes u can assume the caliber based on the sound the round makes when discharged.

[@NA-nf2vt]

13:43 Seagal does this move every time he cracks open the jar of peanut butter. He says to it things like "Peanut butter is a lot like life, brother. You have to be ready to spread. I'mma spread you all over this piece a bread, peanut BUTTA brotha... you gotta learn.....NO ONE beats me in the kitchen" ::nom nom nom:: then he does the knife move again and walks away.

[@eduardopena5893]

Yay, a new Red Eye joint! Can't wait to see even more!

[@diogeneslantern18]

Yes, why is it called "Red Eye" Reviews? Have you been smoking the 'marijuana cigarettes' again? 🤔🤨

[@eduardopena5893]

@@diogeneslantern18 Stick to your day job. Reading, comprehension, and humor aren't going to work out too well for you.

[@justindunlap1235]

you can tell the difference between guns by the sound of firing, for example an ak47 sounds way different than an ar15 you can really hear it if they're full auto.

[@kainblack2114]

The scene where the marker has the cap off, he's wearing two watches. 🤣

[@louiesomoza7254]

I will use the "turnip truck" line during the next argument with my wife

[@Yellow_Devil_]

Dude, you should totally review Seagal's commercial for his energy drink. Creepiest thing he's done so far and that's saying a lot!

[@RedEyeReviews]

oh damn! I have to find those

[@Yellow_Devil_]

@@RedEyeReviews I only know of one and it's on youtube on what appears to be Seagal's official channel... Pure gold!

[@diogeneslantern18]

Jesus Christos they are cringey. I love how the one chick straight up refuses to kiss him. It's so bizarre.

[@danelynch7171]

Holy Christ!! Just watched the commercial and it's so funny!!! We need a red-eye review of it! (And his fingernails are definitely painted in the promo! Everything about it is so strange!!)

[@chicosuave2966]

RedEye Reviews is that sergeant interview Segal the guy in the movie Interview with an assassin?

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hmmmm I am not sure to be honest.

[@chicosuave2966]

@@RedEyeReviews yeah I think the bald guy was definitely in that movie

[@mikehawkswollen5819]

Salazar is a Spanish name yet he has a Russian accent 🤣🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

lol why didn't this occur to me?!

[@chloeallen3858]

You can not only determine the size of the gun from the register, but also depending on the characteristics of the rate of fire and the echo, you can also tell family (AR, AK, FN, etc)

[@mortenhyvejle]

LOL that's one of the twins from UK's Bross "when will I be famous"...Luke Goss. Him and his twin brother were crazy popular back in the 80's.

[@Grumpy27n23]

I am proud of myself for not bringing up "x-cape," until now. But even with that, you have great content.

[@PowermadNavigator]

Guess I am late with this, yeah, you say that you don't know anything about guns, but you like chess so that's good enough. I mean, you know what a pump-action shotgun sounds like right? Well, there are lever actions and bolt actions too. Means you gotta pull and push stuff to load after firing and you can distinctly hear those things. Sure, you might not be able to tell some tiny differences, but prolly won't matter. If people are shooting at each other in the same room or large reception, you prolly won't tell the difference between an M4, AKM, Tavor, FAL etc, you'd prolly just go deaf. But you could tell the difference between a pistol that doesn't have an automatic fire setting, and if somebody has a pump shotgun. If that's what this guy in the movie meant, he was mostly right. If he meant that he can always tell the difference between an AK and an AR15 or a UMP and an MP5 or a Glock and a C96, yeah... yeah, I gotta see that. I really gotta.

[@bricekane3423]

Never thought that I need a youtube channel making fun of Steven Seagal 🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol I just can't seem to help myself.

[@bricekane3423]

@@RedEyeReviews well he is very memeable

[@WhoWantsToKnow81]

RER's dedication goes above and beyond 😉

[@uchidaoginome]

Narcos is a dramatization, not a documentary. Loved the video, though. I watch all of these! You're funny.

[@TomatoJoe11]

I know you’re not a military guy (and neither am I, but I know a thing or two) and one of the annoying parts of the movie just from these clips, is just how obviously fake the body armor is, and how little effort they put into the costume design. The Body armor in the movie (and real life) is a bullet proof/resistant plate loaded into a vest, called a plate carrier. On the plate carriers, there’s MOLLE webbing, onto which you can attach various items depending on the mission. But throughout the movie, the plate carriers are just bare. You mean to tell me no one wanted to attach spare magazines/radio/handcuffs/flashlights/medical kits to their body armor for escorting this “high value target”? Also they just look boring, add some flair to their costume.

[@maxpower5205]

Actually, the major difference between firearms sounds is their caliber. The bigger the bullet, the louder the bang. Barrel length can also change how loud a gun is. Shorter barreled guns tend to be louder as the bullet leaves the barrel while the powder combustion process is still ongoing. This usually happens on weapons equipped with a shorter barrel than the bullet they are firing was designed for.(Short barreled ARs or revolver) Some guns also have a mechanism that makes a very specific sound when cycling (M-60 machinegun) that you can actually still hear over the gunfire sound. Those kind of weapons could be identified just by listening to the sound they make yes. Semi or single shot weapon would be very hard to tell apart but when it comes to automatic weapons, because there is such a wide range of rates of fire, the very low or very high ones could be identified by sound since there are few weapons with a similar ROF and/or caliber.

[@ArizonaJoeHines]

To my ears, an M-16 goes "bang" when fired, an AK47 goes "crack."

[@MarioSratss]

The animated Episodes looks really hilarious. I will definitely watch them 😂 The movie looks solid. But your comments are the best. Love it ❤❤❤

[@mike1967sam]

Dude i put Fat Seagal on slo mo in your vids and it kills me I'm gonna have a heart attack laughing at this.

[@Dragewarrior]

The more I watch these reviews, the more I feel there needs to be a Top 10 Segal lines... and add the 3 from this movie and his 'I'll snatch every MF'er birfday' quote, this shiz is gold.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Ooo great idea. One day I'll do a Seagal top 10 episode. Lines, body doubles, voice overs, etc.

[@Mkpryor12]

I remember the I was not born at night line too funny.

[@stonewolf1980]

Different guns fire at different cyclic rates, with different ammo types, and yes, although loud, you can easily tell the difference between say, an m4 vs an ak, or mp5 or nearly any lmg is going to make an impression.

[@keeranimal8]

The detailed room was funny…but what really cracked me up was the hash marks on the wall next to the rifle of what I can only assume are “confirmed kills!” 🤣 Stunt doubles perhaps? After all, he can’t have them telling anyone that they stood in for the “Ultimate Sensei!”

[@WanArk86]

Damn, I've forgotten about 'The Steven Seagal Show'. I think I saw it at Newgrounds or KZbin, idk 🤔

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?! It was on Newgrounds as well. Ken is great

[@noahowenst]

Yes you can hear a different type of gun. In Vietnam the reason why MacVsog didn’t use the m16 is because it sounded very unique and different to the AK. They made the m633 (m16 carbine) to sound like an Ak but using m16 rounds (556)

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oooo that's crazy. I would have never known

[@alexanderkempf9828]

Correction: you can't differentiate between different guns, but you can somewhat differentiate between the type of ammunition they use.

[@seamusperkins2526]

@@alexanderkempf9828 this

[@noahowenst]

@@alexanderkempf9828 yeah that’s a good point, my bad about that.

[@therealdestructicus]

I'm not sure if through walls you'd be able to specifically tell an M4 apart from other NATO weapons, but some weapons are very unique in their sounds and cadence, specifically the AK47/AKM pattern rifles, they were so distinct, in Vietnam certain special forces units used devices to make their M16s sound like an AKM when operating behind enemy lines to not draw attention. But again, could you tell the difference between like an M4, Hk 416, or a G36? Probably not, they are 5.56, similar barrel length, similar muzzle devices, at a similar fire rate, then you get into the technicalities of say, an M16, M4, mark 18, bloc 2, SR 15, are all technically different military weapons, but all built on the base AR15 receiver type, same BCG, same gas system, etc.

[@Aubrey_Yates]

Why is Steven wearing two watches, one on each wrist? Is that something tacti-cool? (15:00) 🤔

[@RedEyeReviews]

Incase he wants to check the time..more than once