Bible Games 3 - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

For Episode 106, the Nerd goes back to games based on the bible. He already reviewed many of them in AVGN: Bible Games and AVGN: Bible Games 2, but this time he's finishing off all the rest of the religious themed games from the past. Games reviewed include King James Bible for Game Boy, King of Kings on NES, Adam & Eve on the rare NES Caltron 6 in 1 cart, as well as Spiritual Warfare, Exodus Joshua, & Bible Adventures on Sega Genesis. Tune in as the Nerd finishes off all these ungodly games!
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[@jlady89]

These are the games the Flanders' kids grew up with.

[@sebbenish]

True!

[@fenrir-art4742]

And they got more dull.

[@otakunthevegan4206]

There was an episode where they played shit like this lol. You had to convert normal people into brainwashed Christians with magic lasers.

[@JackOfHarts96]

@@otakunthevegan4206 They were shooting them with bibles.

[@otakunthevegan4206]

@@JackOfHarts96 There was an awful game a Christian put on steam valve thankfully pulled where you shot at LGBT people, it was made by a Christian and it was exactly what it sounds, disgusting and regressive.

[@SendyTheEndless]

Forbidden fruit gives you points... I don't think that's canon.

[@agatlingpea2232]

SquareWaveHeaven yeah

[@handsomebrick]

But points don't help in any way, so it's actually perfect.

[@manowar2748]

Subtle, I like that one...

[@ch3no2freak]

Forbidden fruit gives +10 to wisdom stats

[@TheTrueSpottedStripe]

Well they did gain infinite knowledge...downside is sin was born. now we're stuck with these shity controls.

[@HeadOfBucket]

The Gameboy had a battery life of approximately 30 hours. The King James Bible has 783,137 words. Assuming you read at approximately 200 words per minute (the human average), it would take 12 AA batteries to read the entire bible. As long as you asked.

[@janmeijer7763]

HeadOfBucket

[@jsn593]

😭😂

[@GD-iy8mb]

@@pfannkuchesindgeil5348 I'm pretty sure that information can be googled.

[@Sirrantsalot]

@@pfannkuchesindgeil5348 How can anyone have that much time?

[@Sirrantsalot]

@@ArrowHeadedSku11B0y I don't have MS word anymore. I have nothing Microsoft related ever since I converted over to Apple.

[@grimTales1]

People you don't fuck with: Chuck Norris Noah Chin

[@Aenygma_]

Chin is a killer machine

[@F0X_H0UND]

+grimTales1 Some say he's still killing fuckin' ugly reds to this day.

[@operatorchicken1081]

+LordAztahoth For the massacre of the reds, Chin is a Killer machine, killing 1.2 billion (I forgot the rest)

[@scottl8274]

+Galan L 1.2 billion of the Red Communists

[@operatorchicken1081]

ScottL8 I know that Chin is under my mouth

[@badoof7803]

avgn is the series on youtube where no matter how far back you go, you never feel outdated. you dont feel like youve gotten lost in some obscure corner in the internet. you're right where you belong.

[@marcosgin777]

It’s the nostalgia

[@DGGRevolution]

"Heh, it says dumb ass in the Bible." I don't know why that makes me laugh so hard.

[@megatronsroyalemissary382]

Open his sack to give his ass...

[@amirpourghoureiyan1637]

DGGRevolution it's an old word for donkey but is still hilarious to see in the Bible

[@CosmoBuggi]

Because Red Foreman was apparently in the bible.

[@Ratciclefan]

And sitting upon an ass And I laughed a lot at that too. lol

[@SleepyJ36]

How old are you idiots?

[@universebear4891]

The bible on the Gameboy was cool in that it predates the now popular kindle. Reading on the Gameboy would be really hard but it shows they where thinking about portable electronic books way back then.

[@Durynspokemon]

True but why would you read the bible in the first place? You don't that's why.

[@karitrista6047]

Durynspokemon Durynspokemon: Offending religion everywhere he goes.

[@Durynspokemon]

It's 2014 an all I am going to change that cuz it's bothering the hell out of my"True but why read it on the gameboy isn't that what the actual bible is for?" DONE! If I offended anyone sorry I was stressed and didn't take my meds which makes me forget what I was writing. Hope that clears it up.

[@francischabot1412]

He played The King of Kings multiple times to be sure he did not skip part of the ending. You got to admire the dedication.

[@MegamanNG]

The real truth about Caltron is that they're a part of NTDEC or Nintendo Electronic Company, a Taiwanese company that produced unlicensed NES games. You can tell that a lawsuit was bound to happen and when they did, they went out of business. It was around the time that the 6-in-1 was made and the Nerd explained that. Though with Myriad, after they released the 6-in-1, they went out of business for unknown reasons.

[@LeMonBLOCK]

*Buys caltron 6 in 1 , prints miryad sticker , sticks it on the cartridge , sells it for triple the price*

[@TheChubbyGhost]

That's true marketing lol

[@TechnoplasmProductions]

LeMon BLOCK YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS!!!

[@octoclown2417]

*Stonks*

[@ionman1761]

*S*T*O*N*K*S*

[@SavageGreywolf]

If someone hasn't seriously tried to forge one of those it's certain to happen at some point in the future.

[@NathanielBandy]

"Look at the cans on that Toucan" XD XD XD

[@iammegamanx]

Nathaniel Bandy hey man wassup

[@mrbrianthehedgehog3222]

Nathaniel Bandy AWSOME

[@littenthepokemoncat304]

Hey PINK GOLD PEACH IS DA BEST

[@texas.toasty]

Nathaniel Bandy is this were you got the triggered videos from

[@akieto2628]

Nathaniel Bandy boom Nathaniel bandy every time even four years back

[@Desticler]

"Part 3 is never as good" I actually found it the best one.

[@lukejason9047]

CalamityAce Like the bible.

[@songfulabyss1438]

Desticler

[@Ratciclefan]

Desticler yeah, it was great. XD

[@Jadez1207]

I never thought I'd see you here...

It's one of the best in ZA WARUDO!

[@tomscastle3757]

What about The Book of Genesis on the system Genesis while playing the band Genesis?

[@mrscat6234]

I can feel it coming in the air tonight... oh Lord

[@moichuisbo]

@@mrscat6234 That's not genesis, that's just phil collins

[@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277]

Playing the song "Jesus he knows me"

[@GlenLehane]

The Angry Video Game Nerd MUST do this!

[@htomerif]

Maybe people don't remember what the zelda save feature was? It was an actual battery backup with a custom SRAM chip. It would really difficult for third party developers to copy this as most of them sent their games to production companies to have the game data stuck in pre-built ROM boards. It would have required software companies to build their own hardware in-house and almost none of them were equipped for that. It wasn't until the 16 bit consoles came along that we started seeing EEPROM and flash ROM, and most of those were expensive enough that they were relegated to cards you had to buy that many games shared.

[@jadedheartsz]

Sonic 3 on Genesis had a save system so there's no excuse.

[@CoolPup98]

When he said,"Did the donkey stalk them in their sleep?" I cried of laughter

[@smallandersprod]

Stomp*

[@Nmason78]

Smallanders Production It sounded like stalk to me. Y'know, cause of the donkey's face.

[@SaihaljiSD]

Smallanders Production Stalk*

[@SankaJonesCreations]

It was because of this episode that I found out that it says "dumb ass" in the KJV Bible. When I shared that tidbit with one of my professors, he had to leave the room because it cracked him up so much. Thanks AVGN X'D

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

"Instead of Adam and Eve being a man and a woman, they're now asexual twins." NES Bible games predicted the plot of Nier: Automata.

[@jamesduncan6729]

Fuuuuck, mind blown 🤯

[@pmchad]

Brain explodes

[@tchitchouan]

Holy shit

[@henrybierman8431]

They must have been woke or something

[@LordRemiem]

I played that part literally a few hours ago 😂

[@padlock711]

Games the Nerd absolutely needs to review: Space Ace (SNES) Takeshi's Challenge (Famicom) Spider-Man (PS1) Nazo no Murasamejou (FDS) Sonic Adventure 7 (GBC hack)

[@padlock711]

So?

[@ZC-Infinity]

What's wrong with Spider-Man on the Playstation? It's one of the best superhero games out there, especially for its time.

[@padlock711]

I never said it was bad; it's not. But, it's glitchy beyond belief.

[@ZC-Infinity]

..Wait, what do you mean RIP Jontron?

[@ZC-Infinity]

***** If you bothered to look at the comments, you'd see I was asking Derpy what s/he meant by "R.I.P. Jontron."

[@DeliaESymbols]

Give your heart to Super Mecha Death Christ.

[@viridian9154]

FUCKEEEEEEER!!!

[@viridian9154]

WOT IS DOT SHIT

[@artbargra]

WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAAAAGE!!!

[@Curly4000]

I’m scared. Was that his real heart?

[@endefisto123]

Wonder if AVGN will soon start making reviews for PS1 games, because yeah he does review retro games, but since we are currently 2015 the ps1 is kinda old school and it does have it's fair share of terrible games.

[@IronOrePickaxe]

***** He did review Independance day and Pamela Anderson VIP for the PS1, but I also hope he does more.

[@endefisto123]

***** I know about those 2, but come on the Pamela Anderson game was well kinda you know not 100%. What i mean is he did this 12 days of shitmass and it felt like he didn't actually went all in on it, i felt kinda the same for the Independence day. I mean compare those two reviews to something like his castlevania series or dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. Those were some awesome reviews and i don't expect him to go all in and do amazing every episode (he is only human after all), but i have a feeling when it comes to PS1 games he is holding back a bit.

[@surenity766]

***** Well he did a Dreamcast game recently so maybe he'll get to slightly newer games soon

[@akaMyThought]

+IronOrePickaxe true

[@Hyperlink1337]

that aint old school nigga

[@nightbane2]

Donkey = Ass Donkey Kong = Ass Kong? That's my new name for Donkey-I mean Ass Kong.

[@Mick_92]

Expand Ass

[@ariandynas]

***** Well he got it wrong. Dumb refers to the state of being silent or mute (As in "I was struck dumb" or "Deaf, Dumb and Blind)

[@ariandynas]

***** Or one that couldn't bray.

[@wannathrustshigoku-san3550]

Nightbane = Nightass its just a joke ok.

[@nightbane2]

Shann Balansag Does this mean I get the chance to call you Shann Balanass? Because... honestly any name is hilarious when it ends with ass. Let's see here... arlandyass. Naked Ass... LOL! Mick Ass, Aiyetoro Metruass and Squareguy Mcass.

[@samuelrosenbalm]

AVGN has always been very neutral and respectful when it comes to religion and politics. Notice in the video he never attacks religion. He jokes but is never divisive about anything.

[@adeelin776]

I know right? I thought i was the only one that noticed it

[@1967rhino]

I mean I think James is a Christian, but I could be wrong. Idk much about him.

[@adeelin776]

@@1967rhino i was thinking about that as well but im not sure either

[@samuelrosenbalm]

@@adeelin776 I can pretty much guarantee that he is not a Christian. He might have been raised Christian and hold a nominally Christian worldview (my guess), but he is definitely not one of them "born again" types, for obvious reasons.

[@samji_art]

the ass part had me in stitches

[@AbomagooniosEntertainment]

*2011

[@gavins7334]

+Abomagoonios Entertainment 2012

[@gavins7334]

+Abomagoonios Entertainment oh ok

[@ZS05]

lmao I had no idea the Bible was so lewd and ghey.

[@DiamondCreeper78]

same here

[@jrtien]

Given the many types of stories and action in bible stories you would think there would be some actual fun games based on scripture.

[@DethGod187]

I agree. Although I'm not exactly religious, I believe that the Bible would make excellent video game material if pulled off properly.

[@godpower97]

Yeah, like a game where you got to play as Abraham trekking across the Middle East building a party of warriors...kind of like Civilization but you are constantly moving around. But if you actually put accurate content in there, like raping a girl and cutting her into 12 pieces, the soccer mom's get mad. So yeah.

[@DethGod187]

Wait, a girl got RAPED in the Bible?

[@jrtien]

There are several situations where this happened, and no it's not made to look like it's okay...

[@SuperMrDoctorwho]

DethGod187 yes though I don't think it says it's ok I would like to see where it says that slavery is bad since it says it is perfectly alright and raped yeah how was Mary impregnated by god? she didn't have much choice in the matter did she?

[@benthecat4345]

There's enough Bible games out there that could span 4, 5, or even 6 episodes

[@Bauglir100]

But how many of them came out before the year 2000? Because the AVGN rarely goes beyond the Dreamcast, PS2, Xbox, and Gamecube.

[@benthecat4345]

@@Bauglir100 Enough to span 4, 5, or even 6 episodes

[@krissi_sue4861]

I have to admit: The little duck and the sheep are adoreable.

[@Tronomics2000]

Krissi_Sue I love that little animation of the duck walking 😁

[@kaitlynr8340]

They’re the goodliest

[@BinglesP]

The polar bear enemy at 12:51 looks adorable too.

[@contrabasstrombonist]

That jacket is so freaking awesome

[@uncharted3958]

Part 3 here was the best one to me. "Goodliest?" "loose his ox or his ass* "Whose ass have I taken" "Ugh, I'm going to hell." Amazing!

[@machineofadream]

"Every pixel in this game is a sin" - classic!

[@LoremasterFoxBuster]

When you consider that all those games were unlicensed by the videogame's manufacturer, that statement could be taken literally, as a matter of fact.

[@MattvsEvil]

Why is there a Gundam in the 6 in 1 game?

[@RuruFIN]

"What airline is this, AssExpress?" that got me :D

[@skudzer1985]

Man those ass quotes from the bible had me laughing way too hard.

[@coltonpatterson5409]

Actually, the eggs dropping out of the bird would need to be fertilized in order to be more than yolk and stuff, so technically, it'll be more like a person running a marathon while having a period...

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Most birds have internal fertilization, meaning that the eggs are fertilized before they're laid.

[@crowthewicked8344]

Ew

[@rockertheagent2597]

Part 3 is never as good. Super Mario Bros. 3 Sonic 3 and Knuckles Megaman 3 Zelda: a link to the past Super Metroid Castlevania 3 Contra 3 Do I need to say more?

[@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy]

RokerFM_a3.4 with mega man I think 2 was the best but that's just me

[@jeremydmitrukjd]

i agree

[@MysticRixel]

It's says "as good", meaning it's good like the previous one. Not the best one. :)

[@smirgoose4534]

Super Mario bros 3 is the second one and it's good

[@rockertheagent2597]

Sevenshot619 The actual SMB 2 is the ball bastiling hard one that was only released in Japan because they thought we were too pussies to handle it even though we had games like Castlevania and Contra. Besides, if you think that SMB 3 is the second game in the series, then the 3rd game is Super Mario World which is even better than SMB3, in my opinion at least.

[@sarlaccstapeworm990]

1:40 "Goodliest?!".... Had me f*cking ROLLING!!🤣😭👍

[@SandwichGlitch]

Rocking and rolling?

[@sarlaccstapeworm990]

@@SandwichGlitch EXACTLY! 🤣👍

[@qunt100]

My favorite part of that is if you look at his last shot, he would have spelled noobliest lol. I thought that was funny.

[@SnarkyRC]

Rolling down a river?

[@sarlaccstapeworm990]

@@SnarkyRC Yep!!.... A river of laughter. A river of hilarium. A river of uncontrollable snickering. A river of accidental pig snort breathing. A river of goofy heaving. A river of... well,, you get the picture. 😂

[@mrc6032]

whoa..sweet atari jacket! i want one of those.

[@LadyCoyKoi]

+mr c eBay has them for $70.

[@jeremynelson5311]

Don't forget the Shasta

[@morshumantheshopkeeperrobo6270]

By the way there's a Bible game called Zoo Race.

[@caasinosral8748]

Oh my god Jontron

[@Thewolfguys.cartoons2000]

I heard there is a good bible game called Larry boy and the bad apple and it was based on a children bible show called VeggieTales

[@pingu4938]

No, it's called the Poo Race.

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

@@pingu4938 Hey, a Caddicarus reference on an AVGN episode! Now if only I could see a comment on an AVGN episode from Caddy himself, then it would've been a match made in Heaven. (No pun intended)

[@diegoqmp84]

7:34 except for DKC trilogy, those songs are masterpieces and sometimes you pause the game just to listen to the awesomeness :)

[@littlebigcomrade]

I really like the silver atari outfit for the nerd, looks like a rare cosmetic for a game

[@TheLarryburns84]

it's like a rare cosmetic for the Nerd too, he's only gone for it a small handful of times. makes it all the more special when it does make an appearance every once in a great while

[@nrmorales82]

AVGN is hilarious!! I love the channel, keep up the good work!!

[@nrmorales82]

Jonothan CaRon oh I didn't realize when you make a donation that is what happens. Thanks for that

[@goaliedave28]

The guy playing joust was amazing. Pulling off that last second jump before he left the screen with only a fraction of a second to do it is quite impressive

[@Beamo1080]

You should do a bible games 4 and look at The Zoo Race

[@tibsky]

he almost always does console games

[@Beamo1080]

He's done some C64 games before, and he looked at PC games for his episode on AVGN games

[@slumbum0241]

why? jontron already did that

[@Beamo1080]

Yes. Jontron and AVGN are absolutely the same, and there's nothing that the AVGN could do differently.

[@IslesGirl3]

Jontrons inspiration was actually AVGN lol

[@LongSlenderNeck]

That idea of walking around and up the mountain is pretty clever I think - certainly beats jumping vertically upwards.

[@LTJfan]

Okay... whether you're Christian or atheist, you gotta admit, that was funny in the end😄😁🤣😂

[@President_Starscream]

That's what we'll all say in a version of the afterlife that no one expected.

[@kenanlemener3861]

@@President_Starscream not really.the end where James gives his heart to Jesus kinda scares me

[@timesnewlogan2032]

Pretty sure Jesus would have found it hilarious.

[@erikasakura7721]

It's kinda funny that out of all the animals possible, the example he used for how to differentiate genders is probably the easiest irl. Toucans have pretty different color patterns especially on their beaks between males and females.

[@hmvd22]

you forgot to add the Mortal Kombat guy saying: "Jesus wins FATALITY"

[@ethankroll1801]

"Look at the cans on that Toucan" Such a funny quote to me

[@Donteatacowman]

I'm sure people have mentioned it before, but the flight to Egypt is a story in the Bible, of course. So when the angel appears to Joseph, you're probably meant to already know what happens next. (If you're curious, it's Matthew 2, presumably a few years after the actual journey to Egypt. The angel says to Joseph when he's already in Egypt, "Hey, Herod's dead, so you can come back home now." So they all trek back and move to Nazareth.) I guess it'd be a bummer to show the whole scene at the end of the game, since it would basically mean the journey to Egypt was pointless. Also, I'm impressed that they included the 7 animals thing, even if they didn't stick to the Biblical species exactly. A lot of Christians don't even know about it.

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

The last AVGN episode I consider classic. Before the Schwarzenegger Games episode.

[@s.lenderjay8607]

Imo episode 100 is what I call the last of the classic

[@Punkpsychobilly]

The physics involved in balancing that ark on the point of the rock, not even centered properly is blowing my mind. Like if one titmouse flew from one side of the ark to the other, the whole production would crash and capsize, ending in a watery death. As a Christian, I find these games hilarious.

[@danielOconahap]

still waiting for the Quran games.

[@mothslug4387]

lol no

[@Dcc357]

Any game where you blow up something

[@Browningate]

@Dcc Lol.

[@Komodo_Bebop]

We already have Quran game. Its called Hatred

[@danielOconahap]

Discorded nailed it.

[@AlvinFlang69420]

I remember when this was new. Man, now it’s almost a decade.

[@yarpen26]

Fun to realize that this one still looks relatively fresh because it was shot in Full HD, whereas BG1 was done in 360p and BG2 in 720p, so they both feel ancient by today's standards. Even though BG1 was only six years before BG3 and three years before BG2.

[@skullmunjaro]

lol so much ass. died laughing

[@WillEatForFood]

The bible is full of ass XD

[@spindalis79]

+Internet Anarchist™ and shit.

[@uncensorer]

I have a feeling that the AVGN purposefully searched "ass" because anyone with common knowledge knows that "ass" also means donkey. Regardless, it's still funny.

[@karaage1]

I looooove the hidden meanings to his jokes. Inappropriate most of the time, yet anybody smart can see what he was also going for.

[@feliperisseto9113]

Wait, serious?

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

I was scared for a moment that James hadn't heard of Balloon Fight. Nice save lol

[@Nbdestryer]

Does it make me a bad person if Iaughed when he searched the word "ass" in the gameboy Bible? (and I know that they meant Donkey when they said Ass)

[@KingOmega123]

Maybe or maybe not but we might find out if we die

[@whitexhorsepegasus]

Well I'm sure you've done worse.. If you went to hell for something like that, humanity would go extinct.

[@chrisconrad2735]

Aaron Jones except the afterlife has no effect on the living so....

[@BeBoBli]

Aaron Jones Humanity going extinct has to do with complete human death not a mythical hell.

[@MncDssctn]

bebobli Maybe Aaron means that if laughing over a few ass-jokes would send you to hell, humanity has done so much worse that God will eventually get fed up and just wipe out humanity... A lot of the ass-quotes comes from the old Testament, and back then, God would actively interfere and reward/punish humans for their virtues/sins. Supposedly, God stopped doing that after Jesus sacrificed himself, but it's only Christians who believes that. Jews (who lives by the old Testament) doesn't. And if the Jews has is right, God's fury may just strike upon us once again, and then we who laugh at ass-jokes may be doomed. Dooooooomed, I tell ya.

[@morshumantheshopkeeperrobo6270]

Why music in Flight to Egypt reminds me of musiic from Cloclwork Tower stage from "Chip n Dale 2"?

[@Adam-bb4cc]

7:52 Gotta love that subtle shift in tone.

[@demochannel4454]

Plot twist:at the end of noahs ark, the rainbow appears and then the LJN logo comes up

[@sunnysurfer101MA]

......I'm not trying to start an argument here, but as a Christian myself, all your Bible game reviews are really spot on. I also like how in all of them he's actually pretty tolerant of the Christian input. (Unlike most people in the comments of ALL the videos) My respect goes to you James.

[@FLOridany07]

Ah, that is where the holy shit comes from. Who knew.

[@shenloken2]

"oohhhh..I'm going to Hell." Don't worry James. More than half of your fan base will be joining you! ;D

[@WillEatForFood]

Can't wait

[@WillEatForFood]

xD

[@LadyCoyKoi]

+shenloken2 The other half will be close by in Purgatory. :)

[@thefappening4531]

Hell doesn't exist, God doesn't exist, religion is bullshit.

[@WillEatForFood]

The Fappening YOU QUESTION THE TEACHINGS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!?

[@Lt._Nut]

Let there be shit XD 2:13 also this part killed me XD

[@victoriaasenjo524]

6:47 So much for "Genesis does what Nintendon't."

[@lejacobins]

How about Jesus Christ 64??

[@chrisconrad2735]

what like collecting bits of wood to make a cross? The final boss could be dragging the finished cross up a massive hill... Or wait is that an actual game...?

[@lejacobins]

hawp reference

[@VladiSSius]

chris conrad I read that. I laugh. I'm going to hell.

[@Comment_User]

It's just an suitcase floating in the sewer

[@SpeedyEric1]

I'll stick with the suitcase from Pulp Fiction, thank you very much.

[@TrippyStefTV]

2:10 to 2:42 one of the funniest things I’ve seen I almost died laughing 😂

[@mandisaplaylist]

12:32 It would be Sahara (or some other desert) in night. Deserts are pretty freezing in the night. But have no idea where the ice comes from.

[@TheMMObro]

I love when he searches the word ass lol. it's so something you'd do as a kid and laugh your ass off. even in a goofy mood as an adult it's someone we would do outta boredom

[@axlbloom6067]

OMG! When you said god is taking a shit, it's holy shit; I was laughing so hard.

[@Oziji]

literaly a holy shit

[@scratchytowel8652]

I shouldn't of laughed so hard on that

[@grayareagames]

2:02 I just calculated it would take anywhere from 10 - 57 AA batteries to read the entire bible.

[@TheMMObro]

One of my avgn eps, i watch it way more often than is probably normal

[@neuerehrgeiz7816]

9:46 ... Why are only 2 of the things on that list actually animals? The rest are just plants?

[@jarkspore]

I mean, gotta have something for the herbivores to eat. Plants drown too, ya know.

[@lasseplatburk]

He should review ActRaiser next Christmas, thats a sort-of Bible game that's pretty damn good, in fact one of the best games in the SNES library IMO

[@lasseplatburk]

True, but how much do these games really have to do with the bible? In the japanese version of Actraiser, the Master is simply called God and Tanzra is Satan, that's enough to make it biblical if you consider these games biblical

[@AriochStarr]

"I like the sheep sound effect..." xD

[@darkspongebob11]

4:05 the carpet was kinda taken from mario 2

[@ZPS_STG]

2:08 is just awesome.

[@saber2802]

Ya know what I wonder? How did the word ass get used soo... curse like? I mean it is a word for donkey.

[@Mareepu]

I mean, I don't know. Looking at the bible search result for 'dumb ass', it did look like they were talking about a person, so maybe ass always had a second bad connotation. It could suggest some homophobic reasoning. I mean, the word for 'butt' became 'ass', because an ass was something you climbed and rode upon, and sodomy was very much a crime (still is in some places) back then, thought of as a dirty thing. But I could be overthinking it.

[@saber2802]

Mareepu True. I mean I've called a friend of mine quite some time ago an ass "You are an ass, you are an ass, Where is the ass, He's there THERE is the ass"

[@DellVanity]

***** Well, calling someone a donkey would be kinda offensive anyways so?

[@skylla7452]

Them anime references that no one got

[@thatguyiknewinrwanda342]

It's just a corruption of "arse." That's what pretty much every other English-speaking country uses/says. Look it up, it's pretty interesting--"ass" just sorta became the American spelling and pronunciation.

[@joeycommet45]

6:11 Remember what you said would happen if you talked out Cheetamen or Action 52 ever again?

[@greyknight9638]

For clarification, if I'm not mistaken, God commanded Moses to gather one pair of clean animals and seven pairs of unclean animals. Hence why you were gathering 14 animals (seven per gender) in the Noah's Ark game.

[@alexhollon7526]

Wow I feel like an idiot for forgetting that 😂

[@ichigo709]

Part 3 isn't always lacking, Metal Gear Solid 3, Persona 3, Super Mario Bros 3, Devil May Cry 3, Grand Theft Auto 3, and Far Cry 3 were all great, sometimes better

[@janehuskmann1914]

*Laughs at the insanity that happens when searching for profane words like "ass", then sighs.* Laughing my bucking ass off is definitely worth it.

[@CartoonHangout]

It's interesting learning that Wisdom Tree is still around.

[@Gammera2000]

Reading religious text out of context = Comedy.

[@noxion4625]

"Part 3 is never as good" Revenge of the Sith would like to have a word with you.

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

RotS was better than the other prequels but that’s still not saying much tbh...

[@enidesouzabarros8852]

South Park season 3 wants to know your location

[@MarthaRoseQuartz]

Sonic 3 wants to talk to you

[@Astolfo2001]

Arcana Heart 3, Digimon Tamers, Transformers: Cybertron, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS, After War Gundam X, Army of Darkness, and Ultimate Marvel VS. Capcom 3: "Are we jokes to you?"

[@midwestmonster9886]

4:45 No wonder Eve was fooled by the serpent. That is the friendliest looking snake I've ever seen.

[@ggtylerr]

"The 3rd part is never as good" Holy shit he predicted the new Ghostbusters

[@thoughtaddict2739]

Also predicted the third trilogy of Star Wars being horrible.

[@gengarzilla1685]

A brilliant callout to both Robocop and Terminator having terrible third films.

[@alanfike]

Noah knows the gender of the animals because the females have a pink bow on their head.

[@Wargulpartal]

I'm christian. But I'm truly not offended by the AVGN episode, as offensive is shitness of that games. Good job James :)

[@mitchcolburn1216]

Same here

[@erikasakura7721]

Can't say for sure but I'd bet Catholics in general would be more offended.

[@Nick-qf7vt]

@@erikasakura7721 nope

[@TheBigDynamo]

3:59 Those assholes ripped off my game!

[@TheBigDynamo]

***** Well, if you can find it that'd be a miracle. It's a bootleg also

[@SirKrigeon]

Damn smug bear.

[@TheBigDynamo]

Sir Krigeon Smug son of a bitch, that is.

[@sweeshaman]

look at dis smug son of a bitch hes all like what its fuckin boxes world what you expect

[@TheBigDynamo]

Mary fucking Poppins? You seen the rest of these??

[@calebrich225]

Angry Video Game Nerd - Bible Games 3 Air Date: December 11, 1996 Original Air Date: December 2011

[@BurntFaceMan]

did you give your heart to super mecha death christ? =P

[@johnclavis]

When Super Mecha Death Christ wants my heart, he'll extract it from my chest himself!

[@Kinnakeeter]

As long as Wisdom Tree is still around, we can have more of this pure gold

[@JoeyD82288]

Finally an AVGN episode I never saw before!!

[@anicca100]

"every pixel is a sin" lol

[@xsailor85]

I declare Exterminatus on these heretic games.

[@thexdude]

This damned creation shalt be cast into Hell on an ass

[@mod4629]

We ALL sinned asf

[@thexdude]

^ | |

[@BusinessZeus]

@@thexdude ^ ' ' '

[@charliehoss1614]

Not sure how I missed this review. Always fun to watch an old one after thinking I seen them all

[@KittyLitterYT]

"part 3 is never as good" Sonic 3 and knuckles has entered the chat

[@ethanboyd6885]

*Did you know:* King Herod commanded the death of all children in Bethlehem two years and younger ? Mathew 2:16

[@ECL28E]

Kill all babies?!

[@skforever0]

*Did you know*: The bible in whole is bullshit

[@skforever0]

***** Fuck outta here

[@BeanutPutter01]

+Sailor Sedna He's a troll because he has different beliefs than you?

[@Tyburn109]

*Did you know:* King Herod the Great actually died in 4 BCE, a couple of years before before Jesus was supposedly born?

[@jackburton3212]

These have the LJN curse all over them. LJN seems to prefer gimmick over story which is why Back to the Future doesn't feel like a Back to the Future game. To make David vs Goliath better you would need to have a relatively simple understanding/knowledge of the story. David was chosen by God, however, David did go through some trials that "trained" him for the main event. So, how would the game pan out? Basically collecting sheep, while fighting sheep's natural predators. The bible says that David fought and killed a lion and a bear so those could be bosses to fight at the end of the stages. The end boss would, of course, be Goliath. And in somewhat of a Mario vs Bowser fashion, you'd have to stun Goliath 3 times to then do additional damage. All while dodging attacks and, if you want to take certain liberties with the store, throw in some soldiers for added difficulty. There. Now someone who knows how to program make it happen lol I've actually tried to make games using Game Maker but I suck at drawing sprites (not to mention creating elaborate levels). So if I do end up making this game it'll probably look like an NES game. lol

[@voxalpha577]

*Meanwhile at Caltron studios circa 1990* Tom: "Hey Jimmy! What song should we use for that Adam and Eve Balloon fight game we're developing?" Jim:"uuuuuuuuuuuuuh...fucken uuuuh...Jamacia Farewell?" Tom:"...Ifuckingloveit"