Bible Jokes Part 2 - Don't Laugh Challenge Video!

[@avaryserpa]

How could the Son of Man afford to pay it all? Because Jesus saves.

[@KD-xx]

Ayoooooo

[@thetruedaoster8863]

Lol! Callback to 2 years ago!

[@Alettierrr]

😂😂😂😂

[@jesusinablackman2675]

His been saving since creation…

[@SailingDeadReckoning]

Hilarious my brothers! Thanks for the good wholesome laughs.

[@Kidawesome350]

You know I bet when Moses saw the burning bush he was like: 'No way!' And I bet God was like 'Yahweh!'

[@Joe-rz3fd]

I feel like that could work for any miracle

[@jcroxsoxoffpurified_imp4203]

That's so good! SOOO GOOOOODDDD!

[@gamer4christ654]

God can work any miracle so you are right my good person​@@Joe-rz3fd

[@amonnatamba9487]

My goodness 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bribriasmr4152]

😂

[@jimmyleavesacomment]

Jesus called Satan a snake. I always wondered why. I mean a snake has no arms or feet. So Satan was dis-armed and defeeted.

[@RinJackson]

🙄🙄

[@flsweetpea7754]

😂🤣😂 that's good!

[@yca13]

i love it

[@Radiance-r4q]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's tooooooo gooood

[@The_Garden10]

God bless you!!❤❤❤ That is beautiful

[@BirdieSparrow]

why didn't Jesus wear jewelry? because he breaks every chain

[@andybilgen]

That’s a good one

[@heatherlehmann7019]

Hahahahahah

[@joannmiller365]

Love that one 😂❤

[@flsweetpea7754]

Love it!

[@bribriasmr4152]

good one

[@Tim_ArtistName_Tallent]

Awesome 😂😂 - what did King Solomon hate most about his bathroom? The vanity

[@GogakuOtaku]

Ohh that’s BRILLIANT!!

[@Tim_ArtistName_Tallent]

@@GogakuOtaku haha thank u my friend

[@christianfreedom-seeker2025]

The fact that his newest woman from the south practically lived in there....if you didn't get that....then you aren't paying attention! 😄

[@kensawka]

What's the best evidence of everyone's fallen nature? We are born with an unbiblical cord!

[@adegokeoluwaferanmi1776]

😂😂😂

[@amonnatamba9487]

What??!😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jayngondi]

😂😂😂😂😂😊

[@davidpement]

Give this man a raise!

[@RinJackson]

Took me a bit to get it...

[@brandonzachary4117]

I just found their first bible jokes video about 7 hours ago. This video dropped 6 hours ago. God knows how to cheer people up best.

[@gracemaryajit5056]

That is sooo true! HE KNOWS US DEEPLY.

[@listeningservantsministries.]

praying for you!

[@FRN2013]

The wise men and their camels were exhausted. They entered Bethlehem and asked where they could water their beasts. The townspeople answered, "No well, no well, no well, no we-ell!"

[@AmbientClassical]

😂😂

[@listeningservantsministries.]

lol

[@JaredAnthony]

Who was the best runner in the bible? Aaron. That's why he had golden calves.

[@onodugosamuel1811]

I didn't see that one coming 😂

[@parpar8090]

Thats so good and unexpected! 😂 I think it could also work with Israel as the answer and modify the explanation a bit.

[@purinhart7766]

Adam! He was 1st in the human Race!

[@JaredAnthony]

@@purinhart7766 oh i like that that’s good too

[@piecesofstarlight]

Which honestly makes a good do you know who was second? All of Israel because they had dem golden calves. Which works on multiple levels 🤣

[@WiseLittleOwl]

“They fast” Good joke

[@k.o._scop]

In honor of David and Seth: David: So this sheep parable is about me? Nathan: Uriah bout that. (You're right about that.) What was so special about Seth? He was an Able replacement. (Gen. 4:25) Why was it good that David admitted to his affair with Bathsheba? Nathan didn't have to Harp at him for being a Lyre.

[@gamer4christ654]

😂🎉

[@benjaminkaptur2669]

I've decided to name my room Adam, because no matter how hard i try to clean it, to dust you will return. (Gen. 3:19) 😂🤣

[@checkmater7149]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@denverh3551]

When asked about the empty tomb, answer, “There’s no bones about it.”

[@Mmarjl]

A laughing game is the only game where losing is still a win, bc both people r joyful. Win for everyone. love you

[@Manda-zf3qi]

You guyz are priceless. You should totally do a part 3. Here's a joke for you: The guy was searching for a spesific Bible for his wife for a long time without any luck untill he stumbles into a small christian bookstore. He asks for that specific Bible and the young lady behind the counter says that she does actually have one. He's so excited and asks the young lady to wrap the Bible for him after he paid for it. She asks him if she should wrap it now and he says yes please. She then asks him the whole Bible? and he says of course yes. She clears her throat, makes some rapping sounds and says:"In the beginning....rap sounds...."😂🤣😅

[@CarnivorousCowMan]

😂😂😂😂😂 I might use this

[@soundpreacher]

That took me a minute.

[@soundpreacher]

@@Manda-zf3qi “There was dark everywhere, then God said ‘Light’ and the light was there. ‘I’ve done good, there’s no doubt.’ On the seventh day, He just chilled out. Genesis! Genesis! Beginning of dat, beginning of dis!”

[@bro.joseph7]

What did the Philistine priests say when they saw their god on the ground? "Oh no... his hands... da-gon!" (they gone)

[@heatherlehmann7019]

Lol

[@britterz483]

The "holy she cow" reaction was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂 i had to watch it a few time lolol

[@DhukelReze]

i dont get it help me out

[@FancyCat-jw2qz]

@@DhukelRezethe Israelites made an idol in the shape of a cow while Moses was on the mountain. Moses was, at the very least, VERY angry at the Israelites

[@Allen-L-Canada]

@@FancyCat-jw2qz but what is "she" mean?

[@FancyCat-jw2qz]

@@Allen-L-Canada I think it’s just for added affect

[@chazchoo99]

As one of Seth's first students, I can confirm that his jokes didn't always land! Love you guys!

[@listeningservantsministries.]

that's so cool!

[@carolbevis3376]

This is the British version of the Noah joke: Who was the first businessman in the Bible? Noah - He floated a limited company when the whole world was in liquidation!

[@nielsendavid9543]

His stocks were floating while others' were facing liquidity

[@systemnotes]

He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

[@curtisdrakesr4900]

Like the yeshua joke. My favorite still...how does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. Classic I know. Here's hoping for another million views.

[@Rebelcanningmom]

Unnamed writer named Christine 😂

[@stephendaniels4818]

Then the camera pan to her 😂

[@Rainbird-wb6sb]

Yay, Christine!!

[@calebrockstedt]

Have you heard of the tourist attraction replica of Jesus' tomb in New Orleans? It's called the house of the rising son.

[@nathanward3271]

[Christmas in Samaria] Ahab: Jezebel, honey, what do you think of my reign, dear? Jezebel: If you tell one more stupid pun, I'm going to totally baal on this relationship.

[@claryp1509]

The fact that David belted out “like a rock”! 🤣 Sing, David! (See what I did, there?)

[@raphaeljasi5517]

FINALLY SETH WINS!!! After waiting two years im genuinely so happy 😃😃😃😃😃

[@MaryKateWatch]

Would love another one of these videos! 😁

[@jaypaint4855]

“Oh whale” Jonah said shortly after jumping off a boat. Thusly the whale was named, mainly for Jonah’s American Bible belt accent, when he said “Oh well.”

[@dillonwagers2975]

Who was the most financially savvy person in the Bible? Pharaohs daughter: because she went down to The Bank of the Nile, and pulled out a little prophet.

[@Abe28Roz24]

😂

[@listeningservantsministries.]

hahaha

[@Medieval3395]

they did this one in the last video

[@Mmarjl]

Your laughs r contagious. Lovely. Lots of Gods love and joy.

[@janedoe4]

My favorite was the Puntheist one! Although I believe many of your jokes were leaning more Pundamentalist. I feel like the Holy Spirit has given me some good Puntacostal jokes, but I have to get together with someone who can interpret. ❤😂❤😂❤😂

[@Nans-bs9lm]

- who’s the fishiest character from the Bible? - Johna

[@hour4hope592]

Who was the teensie tiniest man in the Bible? Some say it was Nehemiah, and some say it was Bildad the Shuhite, but it wasn't. It was Peter. He slept on his watch!

[@bro.joseph7]

LOL!

[@GogakuOtaku]

We know Bildad was short because he was only a shoe height! Why do people do people say Nehemiah was short though?

[@gamer4christ654]

Knee-high 🤣

[@banjohappy]

@@GogakuOtaku Knee-high-miah. Get it?

[@banjohappy]

That is good. Never heard that one before.

[@josephbell3289]

Did you know there is baseball in the Bible? It's right there in the big inning... In the beg inning In the beginning ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂

[@thetruedaoster8863]

8:29 Holy. . . . ! That was funny as she-cow! XD

[@Alettierrr]

SCARED ME😂😂😂😂

[@YSNostalgia]

I was genuinely scared that I was go to have to turn off the video. XD

[@thetruedaoster8863]

@@YSNostalgia Clearly the joke worked 😂😂😂

[@GodLovesUs.LoveOurGod]

Ahh that scared me so much!!!!😢 I thought something else would be said😢

[@SarahWright-wg7wy]

From my 7 year old… When was Eve created? In the EVEning.

[@tunesmelodia]

The Obi-Wan joke was sooo funny

[@For_What_It-s_Worth]

And yet a prayer.

[@thetruedaoster8863]

12:19 Man, that joke is coming in a month and four days early, lol XD

[@DrSoftman]

I remember when I read the book of Obadiah, I remember it was about when he fought against Ironman. I never knew they made a Bible book spinoff of the 2008 Ironman movie 😂

[@rwbaira]

KJV-specific joke: Did you know John the Baptist was a robot? When he died, they put his head on the charger.

[@mottgirl13]

“Sho-far sho-good” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@enderixiusthegreat7376]

How does God make his coffee? Hebrews it 😆

[@Kongdannii]

When Simon was first called Peter, he couldn't help but stone-face. Joseph and Daniel were always slacking in school... no surprise, they were both day-dreamers

[@divyaruth3563]

I’m gonna use the May the 4th joke in little over a month from now. 😂

[@cara1997]

it is the 4th may and im watching for the first time, i groaned

[@bree-rose1885]

i was WAITING for part 2!!!!

[@damie2545]

What was Adam’s reaction when he saw his wife Eve for the first time? Wo-man (woah, man)

[@shortybarnesyanik]

My dad has told the wise men from a far joke for as long as I can remember. He’s from Kentucky. Lol

[@annwynpopp7757]

What was Boaz called before he got married? Ruthless

[@Radiance-r4q]

I can't with that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KeysoftheLord]

Classic. 😂😂 This was hilarious. 🤣🤣

[@shaunrictor2932]

I love these videos so much. Brings such a smile to my face to know I'm not the only one with bad jokes! God bless you guys!

[@richardsmith9605]

Ooh man... I'd have to say, the one at the "8:30 mark" was the funniest 🤣... even just the reaction of you all was very contagious, and was so great to see. You guys did an excellent job, and it helps shine a joyful light in God's word. 👍

[@davidchildofgod753]

Let's goooooo!!!! I'm so glad you came back with a pt. 2!

[@cjward_24]

I love how quickly y'all lose the "try not to laugh" part and just start telling jokes 🤣

[@montanalilac]

that’s what i was thinking too as i sit here wheezing 😂😂😂😂

[@katelynhumenik]

I was so happy when i saw that this was a new video! I love these! I used a lot of them to tell to my friends.

[@meesisatonmai]

What’s the Holy Spirit’s favorite sport? BODYbuilding!

[@adamt9050]

And Jesus's? CrossFit

[@marialascaibar6385]

Thank you. The jokes were Funny 😂

[@Sheryl929]

This so awesome! You two had some great riddles- and thank you, ‘she’’ll remain nameless’ Thank you ALL for a great moment of relaxing and laughing🤣🤣🤣

[@angies6789]

Moses was technically the first man to upload files from the cloud unto tablets

[@samuelanguala4826]

😂😂😂

[@VadimR4]

What comes before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.

[@AmuMawutoh]

so glad you did a part 2. looking for the next sess!

[@The_1_N_Only_MaxOutMagnus]

I bet Jesus would love those restoration videos... because He makes all things new.

[@gdcc1989]

Yes, please!! These were fantastic.

[@quintenmomberg1440]

Go on, give us another one😂🤣👍👍PART 3 PLEASE?

[@iAvize]

Please do another, I was smiling and laughing the whole time!

[@Deborahissaved]

This is straight up funny🤣

[@jamessm1554]

"Holy she cow" the only cursing word officially safe for kids ears 😂🤣😅💀👍🏻🧐😵‍💫🤦🏻🥸 (But kids, respectfully don't repeat that)

[@adamclarke1105]

May the 4th be with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Siewai7]

Which prophet had a wonky face? Isaiah - one eye’s (h)igher than the other😂😂

[@MaximilianoNoriega]

8:35 Let's be honest, no matter how far or how close you are from the Lord, this got all our hearts skip a beat like🙂😱😰😂

[@loveforthebrokenones]

My heart definitely skipped a beat and I held my breath in like wait what?! 😮 😅

[@squeezyosu10]

I got another Jericho joke 😁 What was Joshua's favorite pick up line? "If I walk around you 7 times, would you fall for me??? 😉"

[@ReanetseMokhejane]

Oooh, that's goood 😂😂

[@leomadera459]

😂 Good morning, Seth & David, the best joke, Christian 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️ Runner's. Thank you. God bless you and the crew.

[@malachistephenson1319]

Hahahaha sooo good!!! I discovered the first one earlier this year and was hoping they’d do a second! Btw, who’s the shortest man in the Bible? Knee-high-miah of course! (Nehemiah)

[@chavdk9662]

Who's even shorter? Bildad the shoe-height (Shuhite)

[@GogakuOtaku]

Another comment said that Peter was actually the shortest… Because he slept on his watch! ⌚️

[@ZigTad]

The shortest of them all was Jesus. He taught a parable on a mustard seed!

[@silverhairedgranny]

So awesome I needed to laugh today ❤

[@elizabethfeuerbach5006]

Great video! When does Jesus love giving high fives? Palm Sunday.

[@bro.joseph7]

Lol

[@janedoe4]

That's punny 😂 Also could work with "What holiday do Christians celebrate by giving high fives?"

[@clairen4584]

🌴🤦 ... 🤣🤣🤣

[@ninaballerina2807]

Palm Sunday is not from the Lord. It is from Catholicism. So, the high-five joke is on Catholics as is their hail-marys.

[@franceshynes9935]

I love these!!

[@mirelaalina4050]

Christ has Risen! ☦️❤️🫶🏻

[@LadyDecember]

Did you hear that the disciples opened their own dairy shop? Yeah, they called it Cheeses of Nazareth.

[@adathestoryteller]

Yasss!!! I've been looking forward to this since last year

[@Domithiccc]

80% Truth, Ruth. Is the only one that made me laugh. Nonetheless, great video.

[@tracydonalson8272]

These are great! 😂

[@cjward_24]

The Daniel thyme joke got me

[@JITKanno0]

Obi- Wan's "May the Fourth be with you!" - just perfect)))))

[@dulcelopez5454]

I love these videos, you should make more 😆

[@thetruedaoster8863]

I have noticed that Christians are generally alot more joyful during rainy moments, or at least they should be. . . . .right? Because they know the Lord raigns!

[@Vicky-h2x]

I love it

[@hermelyndapickleball]

I enjoyed second of Part 1 and Part 2! 😅 Thank youuuu!

[@nf.ingram]

The fact that I’m watching this ON May 4th 😂😂

[@danntima3877]

I’ve been waiting for Part 2!!!!🎉😂 This was hilarious! My favorite was the May the Fourth one. So good! I don’t get the pear on the ground joke though XD

[@jenniferwatson7118]

Read it as the 'pair' on the ground

[@danntima3877]

@@jenniferwatson7118 HAHA okay XD that makes sense!

[@cynamynstik]

Thanks guys! 😆

[@vlapine]

I enjoyed that so many of these jokes had Messianic refrences. loved them all.

[@nazeemsultan7325]

Love these Jokes. Great Christian Humor🤣❤️

[@SK-NJ-USA]

the last one "pantheist " was too too good. Love all your stuff.

[@NakaggwaGorretPatience-dc6pt]

Oh God this is harder than I thought 😂❤🥰

[@arkmusic8948]

I long awaited this.

[@mariusgherasim6793]

What meme line was most famous in Noah's time? Water those?!

[@noelthomas2732]

This was gold. 😂😂😂👑

[@alyssahannah8532]

If eating pork was against the rules, then why did Adam have a spare rib?

[@creativefun49brownkids81]

To be fair, I like that joke. Thanks for sharing

[@Jayngondi]

😂😂😂😂

[@AndeThompson-ex6sv]

Love these!🤣🤣🤣

[@Joshua-rc3zk]

Who is the shortest guy in the bible? Knee-high-amiah. 😂

[@tayothecoach]

Unnamed staff writer 😂😩

[@grace.n.godministries]

“Why didn’t Jesus wear jewelry ? Because he breaks every chain “😂😂

[@Bluekittykat8]

Levia”fat” instead of leviathan 😂

[@robertpease9834]

This is a joke that I came up with on the spot. Though it might need some explaining. According to Jewish history, though not in the Bible, Manasseh was hunting down Isaiah and trying to kill him. They found Isaiah hiding in a log with his feet sticking out. Instead of pulling him out, Manasseh ordered Isaiah to be sawed in half. But some time after that Manasseh repented and will be in heaven. So, with that info provided. What did Manasseh say to Isaiah when he first saw him in Heaven? I saw you. During a Bible study I told this to our Pastor, he started laughing, which caused me to laugh, and we couldn't stop for about a minute feeding off of each other's laughter.