Top 40 Jokes in the Bible - Don't Laugh Challenge Video!

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@looneyfarm1
@looneyfarm1 2 жыл бұрын
The oldest computer was in the garden of Eden. It was an Apple 🍎 with very limited capacity. Had only 1 byte and everything crashed 😂
@mariettaslabach6204
@mariettaslabach6204 2 жыл бұрын
Adam took a bite too. 2 bytes 😁
@ferzinhaN
@ferzinhaN 2 жыл бұрын
Wowww 😅😅👏👏
@ElenaLearningForeverToInfinity
@ElenaLearningForeverToInfinity 2 жыл бұрын
I need a share button on these comments today!
@sperrtechnik
@sperrtechnik 2 жыл бұрын
I´m from germany, not so Biebelsfest, but this one got me LOL... absolutly my favorit
@MartinLander
@MartinLander 2 жыл бұрын
After the Apple with a byte a MSDOS result. (a Mess Does result).
@fh1980ram
@fh1980ram 2 жыл бұрын
- Jesus, how do you like your steak? - Well done my faithful servant, Well done.
@LLCoolBeans86
@LLCoolBeans86 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@youngmufasa2782
@youngmufasa2782 2 жыл бұрын
Ah! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@godschica14
@godschica14 2 жыл бұрын
Yep... A classic! I almost typed that one. Lol
@markvinci4369
@markvinci4369 2 жыл бұрын
L.o.l.
@faithwithphoebe9156
@faithwithphoebe9156 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@simplyfragrances4453
@simplyfragrances4453 2 жыл бұрын
What was Boaz before he was married??…… ruthless 😂
@animatorFan74
@animatorFan74 2 жыл бұрын
ooooh this is a good one! :)
@Zhi_and_patterns
@Zhi_and_patterns 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jpsatre
@jpsatre 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@matthewgood9681
@matthewgood9681 2 жыл бұрын
Noiceeeee 😅😅😂😜😂
@Truthisstrangerthanfiction8
@Truthisstrangerthanfiction8 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@iluvBamMargera100
@iluvBamMargera100 11 ай бұрын
I am 73 years old and remember when a mouse was a little furry creature and a hard drive was when I went to see my mother-in-law
@respondtwome
@respondtwome 10 ай бұрын
Java was coffee and bytes were mouthfuls@stanleymuiga1203
@DejiAdegbite
@DejiAdegbite 10 ай бұрын
@stanleymuiga1203 When a keyboard was a musical instrument.
@nombaite2443
@nombaite2443 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@benjamin.schreiber
@benjamin.schreiber 6 ай бұрын
My mother-in-law lives just a few houses away but even as an IT guy I got this joke! 😂 #harddrive #motherinlaw #LOL
@TelepathShield
@TelepathShield 5 ай бұрын
Lol
@OptionParty
@OptionParty 2 жыл бұрын
Adam came home late again. Eve said "Is there another woman". Adam said "No dear, count my ribs".
@HENOC.S
@HENOC.S 2 жыл бұрын
This is a good one🤣🤣👌
@jeremygwoods
@jeremygwoods 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@saxmanjpr5092
@saxmanjpr5092 2 жыл бұрын
Git r done!
@manubishe
@manubishe 2 жыл бұрын
N0ice.
@dorayantz3649
@dorayantz3649 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣
@upschutt4842
@upschutt4842 2 жыл бұрын
Goliath's last thoughts: Nothing like this has ever entered my mind before
@maryadedokun2405
@maryadedokun2405 2 жыл бұрын
Lolll
@julesjune598
@julesjune598 2 жыл бұрын
stop this made me wheeze HAHAHHA
@abbanova8048
@abbanova8048 2 жыл бұрын
“Y’know, it just hit me ...”
@hnn7619
@hnn7619 2 жыл бұрын
😮🤣
@BornTimes2
@BornTimes2 2 жыл бұрын
Epic! 🤣
@valdez380
@valdez380 2 жыл бұрын
GOD: Cain, where is your brother? Cain: He wasn't Abel to make it. 🤣🤣🤣
@VioIetRamirez
@VioIetRamirez Жыл бұрын
😂
@Mrtartarsauce
@Mrtartarsauce Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@GbemisolaOluwasina
@GbemisolaOluwasina Жыл бұрын
OH NOOOOO
@aosgos
@aosgos Жыл бұрын
😂
@Axalior3
@Axalior3 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 no this one knock me out
@benjaminblack4345
@benjaminblack4345 Жыл бұрын
Did you know Moses was the first person to use a tablet to download data from the cloud? 😂
@beckyowens2586
@beckyowens2586 5 ай бұрын
Moses was the first pharmacist. He made two Sainai tablets.
@jaythemachine3845
@jaythemachine3845 2 ай бұрын
Jesus and the apostles walk into a tavern and sit at a table. The waiter ask what they’ll be having and Jesus says “we’ll just have waters” then 😉 at the apostles.
@osananda
@osananda 2 ай бұрын
@@jaythemachine3845😆
@andrewthomas8462
@andrewthomas8462 2 жыл бұрын
Do you think when Moses saw the burning bush he was all like "no way " and the bush was all like "yhwh"
@SpokenGospel
@SpokenGospel 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nanir8307
@nanir8307 2 жыл бұрын
This made me L,O.L!
@balaportejean7015
@balaportejean7015 2 жыл бұрын
This is by KirbyIsAboss
@theChristfollower2
@theChristfollower2 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jusappia1580
@jusappia1580 2 жыл бұрын
Nice one 😀
@upschutt4842
@upschutt4842 2 жыл бұрын
Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes Who? Dishes the day the Lord has made. Knock knock. Who's there? Lettus. Lettus who? Lettus rejoice and be glad in it.
@tregdas5142
@tregdas5142 10 ай бұрын
Hehe lul 🤣
@JohnGwan
@JohnGwan 10 ай бұрын
I'm gonna say this one in church today lol..
@upschutt4842
@upschutt4842 10 ай бұрын
@@JohnGwan do it
@rgra9434
@rgra9434 10 ай бұрын
😂
@ajdjjamison3023
@ajdjjamison3023 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hendrikfourie6030
@hendrikfourie6030 2 жыл бұрын
Who knew the most people in the Bible? I don’t know but Abraham knew a Lot😂
@maryadedokun2405
@maryadedokun2405 2 жыл бұрын
It took a good 7 seconds for my brain to calibrate that one 😂
@omarsantos947
@omarsantos947 2 жыл бұрын
@@maryadedokun2405 took me to read your comment to get it 🤣🤣
@gwendalynpeterson5739
@gwendalynpeterson5739 2 жыл бұрын
Ooh love that 😂
@TheMaskedThearpist
@TheMaskedThearpist 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@TheMaskedThearpist
@TheMaskedThearpist 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh okay
@NightinLarkMC
@NightinLarkMC 2 ай бұрын
What's great is that we don't even need jokes for the Bible to be hilarious. God 100% has a sense of humor.
@alliengoy2853
@alliengoy2853 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you need a boat? I NOAH guy. He's an ARKitecht" got me 🤣🤣
@Ngan.marianguyen
@Ngan.marianguyen 2 жыл бұрын
Dangg🤣
@MLeoM
@MLeoM 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, reading this from text sounded funniest, I read before the joke started. Thanks Allie.
@jennm3321
@jennm3321 2 жыл бұрын
What was the first US state mentioned in the Bible? Arkansas. (Noah looked out of the Ark-and-saw...)
@kindhearted3094
@kindhearted3094 2 жыл бұрын
I no ah
@raesour2806
@raesour2806 2 жыл бұрын
Where did Noah keep the bees? In the Ark-hives
@jamesajiduah2001
@jamesajiduah2001 2 жыл бұрын
Noah was good at finances: He kept his stock afloat.
@CuteSceneChic
@CuteSceneChic 2 жыл бұрын
The rest of the world fell into liquidation..hahahahaha
@alantate25
@alantate25 2 жыл бұрын
You left out alot of the joke
@lavenderflowers1075
@lavenderflowers1075 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Jen-tt9yx
@Jen-tt9yx 2 жыл бұрын
@@CuteSceneChic heyyy yoo-hoo 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@dara83000
@dara83000 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😭
@bre_aaralyn091
@bre_aaralyn091 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so thankful I’ve read my Bible enough to understand all of these 🤣
@obosjnr3026
@obosjnr3026 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@rayjay1543
@rayjay1543 2 жыл бұрын
Good job😇👍
@retrobro8233
@retrobro8233 Жыл бұрын
Heck Yeahhh!!! Hooray for Bible nerds!
@AnnaB22
@AnnaB22 Жыл бұрын
me too.
@Marie-Fey40
@Marie-Fey40 Жыл бұрын
Can you please explain the canon joke to me? I don't get it
@DrinkYourNailPolish
@DrinkYourNailPolish Жыл бұрын
There was a faithful elderly woman who lived in a duplex. Her next door neighbor was an angry atheist. He could hear the elderly woman praying everyday and he hated it. One day he heard her praying that she had no food and no money. So he went to the store and bought her a week's worth of groceries. He said to himself "this will prove there is no God because I did all the shopping!!" When he showed up at her doorstep with food she praised the Lord "thank you God for answering my prayers!" And the atheist said "God didn't do it I did!!" And she praised God again saying "and you made your hater pay for it!!"
@whitney9844
@whitney9844 10 ай бұрын
This made me laugh out loud. ROFL
@noahperkins2065
@noahperkins2065 10 ай бұрын
It’s hurts to laugh that hard 😂😂😂😂
@cozzyinternet4706
@cozzyinternet4706 10 ай бұрын
@@whitney9844 same here!! :D
@DejiAdegbite
@DejiAdegbite 10 ай бұрын
Nah, it's not that funny. I've seen other jokes in the comments, they're way better.
@1truth7788
@1truth7788 9 ай бұрын
It's and you made the devil pay for it
@reidamemer1
@reidamemer1 2 жыл бұрын
I don't have a joke but a pick up line. "If I march around you seven times... will you fall for me? 😏
@jg-reis
@jg-reis 10 ай бұрын
"No - you're so annoying, you keep blowing your own trumpet!"
@royanque8374
@royanque8374 10 ай бұрын
If you marched 6 more times, maybe
@kiplamachar
@kiplamachar 10 ай бұрын
actually it was thirteen times jericho circumnavigation 😅
@LightGesture
@LightGesture 10 ай бұрын
My wife did at our wedding, a Jewish custom that they'll walk about their husband. She was stunning
@cozzyinternet4706
@cozzyinternet4706 10 ай бұрын
@@LightGesture interesting!! :D glad to know. so Jewish men are considered Yericho at their own weddings?? 😄
@changegears7712
@changegears7712 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know the disciples actually traveled together by car? Yeah, they all came in one Accord. 🥁
@SpokenGospel
@SpokenGospel 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Love it!
@earlfultz1665
@earlfultz1665 2 жыл бұрын
And Joshua rode a motorcycle, because the sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land.
@missycolson4137
@missycolson4137 2 жыл бұрын
that's a good one
@BHIPHOP91
@BHIPHOP91 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that’s good!!😂
@mayaoktavia5709
@mayaoktavia5709 2 жыл бұрын
Ayeeeee 🥁🥁🥁
@unfathomablelove1189
@unfathomablelove1189 2 жыл бұрын
Why don't Jesus wear jewelries? Because He breaks every chain. 😏
@FREDAFMK
@FREDAFMK 2 жыл бұрын
now thats good
@angelika013
@angelika013 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Fantastic and hysterical!
@lavenderflowers1075
@lavenderflowers1075 2 жыл бұрын
LoL! Blasphemy 😂😂
@aliceviolet6000
@aliceviolet6000 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite one
@luranetee
@luranetee 2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ReallyReformed97
@ReallyReformed97 9 ай бұрын
Oh my word, this is my first time watching you guys and I'm cracking up! It's Monday, March 18, 2024. April 1st is my son's birthday. He died at age 11. If he were here he would be laughing so hard, because he had such a great sense of humor! Thanks for the joy this a.m.!
@jillebeling8237
@jillebeling8237 8 ай бұрын
Blessings as u know He is forever w Jesus
@ReallyReformed97
@ReallyReformed97 8 ай бұрын
@@jillebeling8237 Yes! And thank you! That has given me comfort for many years now!
@LydiaLivesForHim
@LydiaLivesForHim 7 ай бұрын
May God comfort you
@ReallyReformed97
@ReallyReformed97 7 ай бұрын
@@LydiaLivesForHim Thank you! It was many years ago but sometimes it's still like yesterday!
@mirelaalina4050
@mirelaalina4050 6 ай бұрын
God may rest his soul in peace. ☦️❤️🫶🏻
@markalleneaton
@markalleneaton 2 жыл бұрын
A man was praying, "Lord, I read in 2 Peter that to You a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years is like a day." "That's right," said the Lord, "he got that from Psalm 90." "Well, what are a million years like to You?" the man asked. "One second," said the Lord. "Wow," said the man, "well, what are a million dollars like to You?" "One penny," said the Lord. The man thought for a moment. "Lord...?" he asked, "could you spare me a penny?" The Lord said, "Sure, just a second."
@shouuche0419
@shouuche0419 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂, now he has to wait
@danielchristman3074
@danielchristman3074 9 ай бұрын
Wait on the Lord
@JadAngel
@JadAngel 5 ай бұрын
Lollll😂
@DaviLinhares-s3g
@DaviLinhares-s3g 16 күн бұрын
that's a good one
@ralvarez3558
@ralvarez3558 2 күн бұрын
😂
@sandraetubiebi6184
@sandraetubiebi6184 2 жыл бұрын
How could the Son of Man afford to pay it all? Because Jesus saves!!! That's my best🤣🤣🤣 Epic!
@mesarena5408
@mesarena5408 2 жыл бұрын
Dat one got me 😂
@petran4309
@petran4309 2 жыл бұрын
We should have utmost reverence for the gospel message. We wouldn't laugh on a joke created out of the tragic death of a loved one, would we?
@davidigbineweka7098
@davidigbineweka7098 2 жыл бұрын
Me too😂
@timekagilliam
@timekagilliam 2 жыл бұрын
That WAS epic
@lisashao2449
@lisashao2449 2 жыл бұрын
God is not mocked
@scottgalloway1819
@scottgalloway1819 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in hospital recovering from having my gallbladder removed, extreme abdominal pain, and I literally had to be given morphine for the joke, "Jesus is devine. We are debranches". I've paused the video at 2:18 for a time when I can proceed safely.
@FREDAFMK
@FREDAFMK 2 жыл бұрын
I know it hurts but laughter is good medicine...be loved
@fernandinajacobs5621
@fernandinajacobs5621 2 жыл бұрын
I pray that Jesus heals you tonight. Right there in your hospital bed. Be healed and be whole in Jesus name
@DreDanquah
@DreDanquah 2 жыл бұрын
Healing completely amen.
@PrincessFidelma
@PrincessFidelma 2 жыл бұрын
Ooof I felt that 😬Oh my Goodness, that shouldn't be so funny 😂 it's empathy mean laughter, I went through that nearly 16years ago... it gets better 😁 Painkillers are your friend (don't get addicted 🙏) I didn't need them much after 2weeks.
@jeffyap4615
@jeffyap4615 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you’re getting bladder… I mean better
@samuelcampos1411
@samuelcampos1411 2 ай бұрын
Father God , I pray that you Bless and cast a net of protection over anyone who sees this comment. Thank you Jesus! ❤
@inforceclips4399
@inforceclips4399 2 жыл бұрын
Not my jokes: 1. Moses was the first person to download information on a tablet from the cloud. 2. Noah sent out the world's first tweet. 3. Boaz was Ruth-less before he got married
@sgttim8617
@sgttim8617 Жыл бұрын
With Joke#1, Here, There Are Only "10" - types of people, in the World. . . . Those who Understand Binary. . . And Those Who Don't!
@hch2023
@hch2023 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant😂
@chrissteed8170
@chrissteed8170 11 ай бұрын
True.
@JeffreyCurl-f3n
@JeffreyCurl-f3n 11 ай бұрын
No.
@Jesus_is_GOD_nodoubt
@Jesus_is_GOD_nodoubt 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 good ones
@alinjohn5
@alinjohn5 2 жыл бұрын
A mom asked her boy, “What is your favorite hymn?” “The one about Andy,” he replied. “Andy? There’s no Andy in the Bible?” “Well,” he said, “I don’t know about the Bible, but we sing about Andy all the time.” “Are you sure?”the confused mom asked. “Sure! Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own!”
@zarocampo4572
@zarocampo4572 10 ай бұрын
I dont get it, can someone explain
@alinjohn5
@alinjohn5 10 ай бұрын
There’s an old gospel hymn called “In the Garden”. The lyrics are And He walks with me, And He talks with me, And He tells me I am His own. But it sounds like a common American name “Andy”.
@Jesus_is_GOD_nodoubt
@Jesus_is_GOD_nodoubt 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@TheJeraleeMaynard
@TheJeraleeMaynard 10 ай бұрын
It is a worship song....and he walks with and he talks with and he tells me I am His own@@zarocampo4572
@ResilientIzShe
@ResilientIzShe 10 ай бұрын
I don't know the song but I did get the joke 😂
@gary.h.turner
@gary.h.turner Жыл бұрын
Jesus (to Peter): Who do you say I am? Am I the Messiah? Peter: Yesh,-u-ah!
@yaakovbendovid8907
@yaakovbendovid8907 10 ай бұрын
Wow, this is actually working out :) Ha Mashiach.
@ajdjjamison3023
@ajdjjamison3023 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kalvinflowers6178
@kalvinflowers6178 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@valkyrieloki1991
@valkyrieloki1991 6 ай бұрын
🤣
@RustyandOnyx2468
@RustyandOnyx2468 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@dmitriymarushchak5497
@dmitriymarushchak5497 Жыл бұрын
Poor Nehemiah was nice and easygoing, but he began putting up walls later in life.
@SikiDlanga
@SikiDlanga 5 ай бұрын
🤣
@Allen-L-Canada
@Allen-L-Canada 4 ай бұрын
pun intended.
@terryleblanc6868
@terryleblanc6868 2 жыл бұрын
Who is most disappointed when The prodigal son came home? The fatted calf
@mordzielikplim1328
@mordzielikplim1328 2 жыл бұрын
It didn't see that coming🤣🤣🤣
@dailyStewie504
@dailyStewie504 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kindhearted3094
@kindhearted3094 2 жыл бұрын
nice one
@Vivi-ex4jb
@Vivi-ex4jb 2 жыл бұрын
OMG 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@dorayantz3649
@dorayantz3649 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha cool 🤣🤣
@MrBigGunT
@MrBigGunT 2 жыл бұрын
"What happened to the gods of the Philistines? Dagon".... THAT LAYED ME OUT!!! Great stuff guys, God Bless you
@SpokenGospel
@SpokenGospel 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@small6859
@small6859 2 жыл бұрын
Okokok
@HISChosenVessel
@HISChosenVessel 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite one! 😂
@timekagilliam
@timekagilliam 2 жыл бұрын
Loved this one too!!
@joehemphill9183
@joehemphill9183 2 жыл бұрын
Looked for this so I could give it a thumbs up!
@RPMMarch
@RPMMarch 2 жыл бұрын
Did You know that Noah was a financial wizard? Because while everyone else was in liquidation, he floated his stock.
@dei-gratiagratias-dei7810
@dei-gratiagratias-dei7810 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@priscilla6524
@priscilla6524 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhhhhh
@alycedodge1393
@alycedodge1393 9 ай бұрын
When my friend was a little girl, she came home from Sunday school and said her favorite part of the lesson was singing about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly ("Gladly, the cross I bear" is a line from the hymn, "Keep Thou My Way" by Fanny Crosby and Theodore E. Perkins).
@For_What_It-s_Worth
@For_What_It-s_Worth 4 ай бұрын
I’d (I would)
@noname-zd6wu
@noname-zd6wu 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@nicholasgeraldo8794
@nicholasgeraldo8794 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@osananda
@osananda 2 ай бұрын
😆😆😆
@paulmarin6380
@paulmarin6380 2 жыл бұрын
3:55 was my favorite! "The Pharos daughter went to the bank of the Niel and pulled out a profit" 🤣🤣
@kmbn1967
@kmbn1967 2 жыл бұрын
Yep .I agree!!!!
@bibleteachingsbygordonhave3716
@bibleteachingsbygordonhave3716 Жыл бұрын
This is a great one. What I heard years ago I think adds even more. She was the greatest business woman because she drew a profit from the rush on the bank.
@nikki_2.4
@nikki_2.4 Жыл бұрын
mine tooo
@garyfrancis6193
@garyfrancis6193 11 ай бұрын
Pharaoh. Nile.
@jeandiehl5074
@jeandiehl5074 11 ай бұрын
That's the only one I actually laughed at.
@brianbrewer2909
@brianbrewer2909 2 жыл бұрын
8thiest was my favorite one. This isn't exactly a Bible joke but... Before church a mom decided to test her daughter. She gave her a one dollar bill and a five dollar bill and told her daughter to give whichever one she wanted when the church takes up offering. After church the mom asks, "so which one did you decide to give? The one or the five?" The daughter replied, "well...I was going to give the five but what the pastor said changed my mind. He said God loves a cheerful giver and I knew I'd be more cheerful if I kept the five than the one!"
@giftij
@giftij 2 жыл бұрын
Pls explain to me how it's a joke, this is like my reality 🤭🤭🤭
@KumeOzoro
@KumeOzoro 2 жыл бұрын
The irony!! lol
@jopiewatdanook446
@jopiewatdanook446 2 жыл бұрын
that girl learned a valuable lesson : - D
@glennmchenry6198
@glennmchenry6198 2 жыл бұрын
An eighth-eist - Mine too....lol
@anonymousjohnson976
@anonymousjohnson976 2 жыл бұрын
Signs outside a church: "Do You Know What Hell Is? Come Hear Our Preacher". "Don't Let Worries Kill you. Let the Church Help".
@rayjay1543
@rayjay1543 2 жыл бұрын
I love how these are referring to lesser known Biblical things. Love that Christians can laugh and be funny especially if they know the Bible well. That's great. Ty
@jerryspidell2331
@jerryspidell2331 11 ай бұрын
SACRED SCRIPTURE IS NOT A JOKE BOOK.
@teeemm9456
@teeemm9456 10 ай бұрын
@@jerryspidell2331 Humor comes from God.
@RexDC
@RexDC 10 ай бұрын
This is sad
@jillebeling8237
@jillebeling8237 10 ай бұрын
Actually that thot saddens me. We should share w masses so they too can know JOY of Jesus
@jillebeling8237
@jillebeling8237 10 ай бұрын
@@jerryspidell2331very true but christians can laugh…its not a sin. Jesus was invited to a lot of parties. I don’t think they would have invited a frumpy head. I agree the Bible should be taken in the highest esteem but it’s OK to laugh. Jesus came that they might have the joy and joy in abundance. I am so so happy that Jesus calls me his own. I think they were very careful not to be inappropriate.
@mpd8633
@mpd8633 11 ай бұрын
Jeremiah opened a French candy store and named it La Ments. That set me laughing!!😅😅
@ResilientIzShe
@ResilientIzShe 10 ай бұрын
😂 didn't get it when he said it, now I get it.
@shanahodge144
@shanahodge144 9 ай бұрын
We went to that store on va- tations
@apoet-y6c
@apoet-y6c 3 ай бұрын
HOW did he do that?
@b.c.fields1310
@b.c.fields1310 Жыл бұрын
Adam and his sons were walking by the garden and they asked him, "What is that place?" and he said, "That's where your mother ate us out of house and home".
@ajdjjamison3023
@ajdjjamison3023 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnmwangi1779
@johnmwangi1779 8 ай бұрын
Or... "That's where we used to live till your mother's poor dietary choices got us kicked out."
@ninaballerina2807
@ninaballerina2807 7 ай бұрын
Still passing on the Great LIE?? Still blaming the ignorant fellowman to cover up one's own evil deeds?? Perhaps now you'll know why 'Adam' and his governing lies that governs his fallen descendants is called the 'Secret Power of Lawlessness' waiting to be fully exposed by the revelation of the last & the ultimate of all anti-Christs like Adam, their fallen first father, the very first man.
@AsifKhan-hf9zy
@AsifKhan-hf9zy 2 ай бұрын
"thats where we crashed out from after your mother tried to take a byte out of the Apple (computer)......."
@LavenderGardenia
@LavenderGardenia 2 ай бұрын
☠️ If that didn't start an argument..... "Yes dear, but why didn't you ask for forgiveness instead of eating it too? You knew I was beguiled by the serpent!". I can just hear it now. 🫠
@pettra1
@pettra1 Жыл бұрын
It wasn't the apple that caused all the trouble in the Garden of Eden. It was the pair on the ground!!! 😂😂
@fallen4rmabove
@fallen4rmabove Жыл бұрын
Pear
@pettra1
@pettra1 Жыл бұрын
@@fallen4rmabove Yes I know. That's the whole point!
@LightGesture
@LightGesture 10 ай бұрын
​@@pettra1so you should edit and spell it properly because i didn't get the joke until i read the pear reply.
@swirlyfry
@swirlyfry 9 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@LightGestureHe spelled it right. Adam and Eve were the "pair" on the ground. Pair rhymes with pear.
@ajdjjamison3023
@ajdjjamison3023 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamesegan8184
@jamesegan8184 2 жыл бұрын
A priest gets pulled over by a cop who says, "Father have you been drinking?" The priest slurs his speech and says "Only water, ossifer!" The cop says, "Well it sure smells like wine!" The priest says, "Oh, Jesus, he's done it again!"
@saraherwin416
@saraherwin416 Жыл бұрын
I got more of a kick watching how much fun they had doing these jokes 🤣 🥰🙏🤗
@eboronkay
@eboronkay 11 ай бұрын
I don’t know if I would say I got more of a kick out of watching them, but watching them was definitely a big part of what made this so good
@gracelynnolinger9749
@gracelynnolinger9749 2 жыл бұрын
The Lord said to John, “come forth and you shall receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and got a toaster. 😂😂 this was great, thank you guys!
@dara83000
@dara83000 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lauraguliano7012
@lauraguliano7012 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@vsilv489
@vsilv489 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@jerylduno3562
@jerylduno3562 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@josephzammit8483
@josephzammit8483 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqnUimSsqqlqmLs
@chuckw8391
@chuckw8391 Жыл бұрын
When Noah was unloading the animals off the ark, ….he said go forth and multiply!…..the two snakes 🐍🐍 shivered in the corner and said but we’re adders🥹.
@jamescox8978
@jamescox8978 10 ай бұрын
Then Noah said "Go over by that log table - because adders can multiply by log tables"
@brotherfredrick
@brotherfredrick 10 ай бұрын
But multiplication is technically a "repeated addition"😅. 5 times 3 = 3+3+3+3+3=15
@ajdjjamison3023
@ajdjjamison3023 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheGingerNinjaKnitsandJournals
@TheGingerNinjaKnitsandJournals 7 ай бұрын
Took me a second, but then it kicked in. 😊
@bosslady_sexton8171
@bosslady_sexton8171 6 ай бұрын
This was good 😂😂😂😂
@lebogangncongwane4298
@lebogangncongwane4298 2 жыл бұрын
This pushes me to learn the Bible more
@johntrojan9653
@johntrojan9653 2 жыл бұрын
Probably the biggest joke on all of us of all time: Jesus KNEW Judas Iscariot was a Slimmy, Lowlife Thief but still assigned him KEEPER of the freaking MONEY BAG ! Like; "WT Heck ?" !!!!!????????!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@awesomehawkins
@awesomehawkins 2 жыл бұрын
@@johntrojan9653 and he also knew he had to betray Him, but still let him eat the last supper
@johntrojan9653
@johntrojan9653 2 жыл бұрын
@@awesomehawkins That's right - he ""HAD"" to betray him otherwise GOD would be ""WRONG !"" and the Bible totally discredited. Cheezuz ! "G" f**ked up when he "MADE" Adam ...and Lucifer too 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡 ! ! ! (🔪)
@awesomehawkins
@awesomehawkins 2 жыл бұрын
@@johntrojan9653 uhhhh… ok then? Are you all good? 😅 How would that make the entire Bible wrong I’m so confused
@johntrojan9653
@johntrojan9653 2 жыл бұрын
@@awesomehawkins I should have said the TORAH which is MOSAIC LAW in Script rather than God's broken rock tablet, you know the rock was given to Moses on Mount Sinai ? The Torah address God's COMMANDMENTS and also speaks of the MESSIAH - even the DAY THAT HE WAS TO DIE ON !##. If Jesus missed that date THEN THE TORAH IS WRONG AND GOD SO IS GOD ! Do you understand where I'm coming from A H ?
@mikepounds8055
@mikepounds8055 9 ай бұрын
Why did Jesus go to the Japanese restaurant? Because he loves Miso.
@GogakuOtaku
@GogakuOtaku 8 ай бұрын
As a Japanese food enjoyer, I approve this joke
@Rich-b3s
@Rich-b3s 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@DarcyMitchell-e8k
@DarcyMitchell-e8k 4 ай бұрын
I love u too Jesus and this joke reminded me of lightning mck queen
@gabriellelovesJesus
@gabriellelovesJesus Ай бұрын
that’s the best one right there 😭
@firstlast9813
@firstlast9813 2 жыл бұрын
The Doctor that delivered Abram's baby had a lisp. "Is it a girl?" No, Ishmael.
@tenovee3446
@tenovee3446 10 ай бұрын
Is a male. 🙂
@LightGesture
@LightGesture 10 ай бұрын
That's a good one
@butterscotch7788
@butterscotch7788 10 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at this.
@theresafaialaga7326
@theresafaialaga7326 10 ай бұрын
Lol
@Daddysgirl11-um2ht
@Daddysgirl11-um2ht 9 ай бұрын
This one really got me😂😂🤣
@DharmarajG
@DharmarajG 2 жыл бұрын
Who is the tennis player in the Bible?? Joseph, because he served in pharaoh's court☺
@elizabethbowie9753
@elizabethbowie9753 2 жыл бұрын
Another OLD joke!!
@elenam9435
@elenam9435 2 жыл бұрын
@Dharmaraj 😆😆😆
@RaquelNavas
@RaquelNavas 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@maryadedokun2405
@maryadedokun2405 2 жыл бұрын
That was a nice one 😄
@anon6187
@anon6187 2 жыл бұрын
So it's Daniel too with many courts 😆
@vsrocha1989
@vsrocha1989 2 жыл бұрын
" believing only 12,5 % of the Bible makes you an eighth theist" Great one guys!! Love it
@sgttim8617
@sgttim8617 Жыл бұрын
I Didn't get this one, until you Spelled it out, for me... That is Definitely a "Geh-SchNUH" -- Huh Moment !
@holayutuberos
@holayutuberos Жыл бұрын
nop...
@iwishtobetexan6060
@iwishtobetexan6060 11 ай бұрын
This one was hard to understand. Does it mean like eightyish percentage?
@rebeccahowell9531
@rebeccahowell9531 11 ай бұрын
12.5% is equivalent to one eighth so pretty much yeah​@@iwishtobetexan6060
@jamesedwards6173
@jamesedwards6173 11 ай бұрын
@@iwishtobetexan6060 No. "Eighth theist" sounds like "atheist".
@iluvBamMargera100
@iluvBamMargera100 11 ай бұрын
After covid19 was over I told my wife we were like the Apostle Paul. She ask how so. We are on the road to Damascus.
@ajdjjamison3023
@ajdjjamison3023 9 ай бұрын
🤣
@keekers
@keekers 9 ай бұрын
🤣
@Revival_Channel
@Revival_Channel 7 ай бұрын
on the road to "de-mask" us.
@destinyrichards7079
@destinyrichards7079 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus is divine and we are de-branches 😂😂😂 absolutely love that one
@dandehner1409
@dandehner1409 9 ай бұрын
Keith Green used that one in his song "He'll Take Care of the Rest"! kzbin.info/www/bejne/moO0in6jYtemidE😁
@godschica14
@godschica14 2 жыл бұрын
How does Moses like His coffee?? - Hebrews it! 😂😂😂
@sonshinesingz1498
@sonshinesingz1498 2 жыл бұрын
😆 🤣
@angelika013
@angelika013 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 GOOD one!
@katethegreat4918
@katethegreat4918 2 жыл бұрын
Classic!
@MartinLander
@MartinLander 2 жыл бұрын
Using Holy Grounds
@robinhood480
@robinhood480 2 жыл бұрын
@@MartinLander And Holy Water ? Not funny to me. I get the jokes and like that type of word humour and wit ....but it just feels like it’s not the best thing to be doing.
@FREDAFMK
@FREDAFMK 2 жыл бұрын
scientists told God they didn't need Him because they figured out how to make a universe. We challenge you. God said ok I'm up for that challenge. the scientist reached down to pick up a handful of dirt. GOD said oh no. Youve got to get your own dirt.
@myriamsamuel6984
@myriamsamuel6984 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏
@dougleon5929
@dougleon5929 2 жыл бұрын
Love this one! ...have for years!!!
@godisgreat3014
@godisgreat3014 2 жыл бұрын
Good one
@caresse6568
@caresse6568 2 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@StiloNautica
@StiloNautica 2 жыл бұрын
I don´t get it..
@1kozmon
@1kozmon 10 ай бұрын
Moses observing Joshua talking to his dad ... Moses to Aaron: "Hey, who's that guy over there?" Aaron: "Why, there's Nun beside Joshua!" Moses, concerned: "Aaron, there's clearly two guys standing there. How much of that golden calf water did you drink?"
@adoringAdonai
@adoringAdonai 2 жыл бұрын
"how do you think Jacob's brother felt after his blessing was stolen?" I was so certain he was going to say "Esau red" !!
@jillebeling8237
@jillebeling8237 10 ай бұрын
I think he stewed about it
@GogakuOtaku
@GogakuOtaku 8 ай бұрын
That's actually better than what they did XD
@JamesEdwards8550
@JamesEdwards8550 2 жыл бұрын
After the Ark came to rest on Mt. Ararat, all the animals left the Ark (disemb-arked) except two snakes. Noah was making the rounds to make sure all the animals left and found them. He asked them why they had not left the Ark. The snake says, "You told us to go forth and multiply". "Yes, I did," Noah replied, "what's the problem". The snake answered, "We can't multiply, we're adders".
@paulokello5981
@paulokello5981 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@davedempster3405
@davedempster3405 2 жыл бұрын
upon hearing this Noah called over his sons and told them to cut down some trees and bring them to the ark. Once there he commanded his sons to construct tables. Curious, one snake asked Noah, "How will this help?" Noah replied, "you can now multiply for you now have log tables." (Log arithms ...)
@nunyabizness4892
@nunyabizness4892 2 жыл бұрын
@@davedempster3405 i was thinking the punchline for this one would do with boa-constructors :P
@matthewgood9681
@matthewgood9681 2 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious 😂😂🤣
@1newearth
@1newearth 2 жыл бұрын
Happy new week. Ellen White is a false prophetess and prophet Muhammad is a false prophet. Obey the Lord Jesus, not Ellen White who had the spirit of Jezebel. We are living at the time of the end. I love what pro-lifers have to say. They need to repent and attend church on the sabbath, new moons and holy days like our Lord Jesus Christ. *From one new moon to another, and from one sabbath to another, shall all flesh worship before me, saith the LORD.* No one will attend church on Christmas, Easter nor sunday in the new earth. I hate abortion just like him and we ought to choose life over death. Call no man reverend nor Father. Psalm 111:9 says "holy and reverend is his name" for the LORD. The Holy Ghost is our Comforter and part of the Godhead, not an angel. Pork (swine), chicken, turkey are unclean. We can eat doves, pigeon, quail, beef, grasshopper, etc. Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
@Nunyabizness2121
@Nunyabizness2121 Жыл бұрын
As a former stand up alot of these were clever puns but the one that got me was Sampson being a comedian because " he brought the house down" that one was well written
@Stewbie858
@Stewbie858 7 ай бұрын
Joke number two from me. There was a luncheon at the church Monday. It was a buffet. At the beginning at the table was a tray of apples. There was a sign on there that said only have one God is watching. At the end of the table there was a plate of cookies. And a little kid put a sign on there. Have all you want, God is watching the apples.
@angelinaquilimaco8105
@angelinaquilimaco8105 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laugh! I needed it so much! If you only know what I'm going through right now! If you ever see this, can you please pray for me
@Andrea-hi1dp
@Andrea-hi1dp 6 ай бұрын
​@@angelinaquilimaco8105I will pray for you❤️‍🩹🙏
@doloresdsmith
@doloresdsmith 17 күн бұрын
😂
@doloresdsmith
@doloresdsmith 17 күн бұрын
@@angelinaquilimaco8105praying for you🙏
@ljb9001
@ljb9001 2 жыл бұрын
Adam was discussing what kind of woman God was going to give him. Adam wanted one that would cheerfully treat him like a king, on top of caring for the kids, cleaning and cooking, and all without complaint. God said that that would cost him an arm and a leg. Adam asked what he could get for a rib.
@AsifKhan-hf9zy
@AsifKhan-hf9zy 2 ай бұрын
in real life ---------- adam asked for a bimbo ----------- eye roll
@tabitapaulet2864
@tabitapaulet2864 Ай бұрын
🤣😂
@doloresdsmith
@doloresdsmith 17 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jentsevanmiltenburg8577
@jentsevanmiltenburg8577 2 жыл бұрын
The one Christian joke that made me laugh 😏 An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” ” Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly. “OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?” The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know shit?”
@giftij
@giftij 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, I love this!! He don't know "shit"
@davidconway3891
@davidconway3891 2 жыл бұрын
This is definitely my favorite!! ...hahaha
@angelika013
@angelika013 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 *THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!* *...and SO TRUE and on point!!*
@elib.2302
@elib.2302 2 жыл бұрын
ladies and gentleman... we got'em
@godisgreat3014
@godisgreat3014 2 жыл бұрын
Wow
@estherolawuyi1687
@estherolawuyi1687 2 жыл бұрын
The silence after the Enoch joke was perfect....I laughed so hard. How did I miss it the first time??
@dulcelopez5454
@dulcelopez5454 9 ай бұрын
I couldnt believe he didnt get it... I was laughing so hard
@varianachiamaka7674
@varianachiamaka7674 Ай бұрын
Of all kitchen utensils, Judas chose *TO BE TRAY*😂
@creativity94874
@creativity94874 Ай бұрын
😂😂 nice
@debramokua4832
@debramokua4832 2 жыл бұрын
Several years ago at a prestigious university, a philosophy professor gave his students a one-question final exam. He picked up a chair, placed it on top of his desk, and wrote on the board, “Using what you have learned in class this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.” Most of the students dug deep and wrote like crazy for the entire hour. Some of them churned out more than 30 pages of heady philosophical debate and logic. One student, though, handed in his paper after less than a minute. As it turned out, he was the only one in the class who got an “A” on the test. His answer consisted of two words: “What chair?” Where to Take It from Here… Most atheists who believe they can disprove the existence of God using their philosophical and reasoning skills often unwittingly end up acknowledging his existence. God has made himself known in his creation and revealed himself in the lives of his people, leaving the atheist with the formidable task of trying to disprove the obvious. The story is told of an atheist who said to a believer, “I don’t believe God exists.” The believer thought for a minute and said, “Well, I don’t think God believes you exist, either.” The atheist blurted out, “What do you mean! He has to believe I exist because he created me!”
@giftfromyoutube
@giftfromyoutube 2 жыл бұрын
This one touched me
@arianejohn1831
@arianejohn1831 2 жыл бұрын
Gold 🏆
@goldstandardsilver555
@goldstandardsilver555 2 жыл бұрын
This isn't the zinger you think it is 🤣
@lionbolt2136
@lionbolt2136 2 жыл бұрын
Your Right most atheists try their hardest to disprove God but they sacrifice what it means to be an Atheist. There's nothing wrong with questioning things that you don't understand or even trying to disprove an idea or thought been when you blatantly are rude to people who hold that Belief or Thought and make it your mission to prove them wrong, then your not an Atheist in my book.
@AbidingHopeMentalHealthCoach
@AbidingHopeMentalHealthCoach 2 жыл бұрын
I have to ask… how can anyone write a page in 2 minutes? Type, perhaps, but unless they were writing in huge preschool-sized print, I can’t imagine writing that fast. I can hand write about 12 wpm.
@nathanhale7444
@nathanhale7444 2 жыл бұрын
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
@ambermac77
@ambermac77 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@michaelmontgomery3109
@michaelmontgomery3109 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@cherish0712
@cherish0712 11 ай бұрын
Funny but not Christian one haha
@peterdavis9403
@peterdavis9403 11 ай бұрын
When it's a full groan and it becomes apparent.
@mikerogers6136
@mikerogers6136 10 ай бұрын
When the finger gets pulled........? 🤔🤔
@robertalordagarcia9992
@robertalordagarcia9992 Жыл бұрын
In a relationship, do you know,it's the man's job to brew the coffee,you will find the command right in the book,of . . HEBREWS LOL😂
@nathanward3271
@nathanward3271 Жыл бұрын
Balaam was riding his donkey down a road when an angel appeared before them. The donkey, upon seeing the angel, bucked backward and threw Balaam onto the street, which he hit hard, skid, and rolled before coming to a stop. After inspecting his skinned knees and elbows, he looked up at the angel, who said, “Don’t blame me. It was the asphalt.”
@royanque8374
@royanque8374 10 ай бұрын
Nice
@HopeUnquenchable
@HopeUnquenchable 9 ай бұрын
😂😂🤣
@GogakuOtaku
@GogakuOtaku 8 ай бұрын
oh, that was good XD
@veronicakebuka2987
@veronicakebuka2987 2 жыл бұрын
Who does Joshua judge? Ruth. Joshua Judges Ruth
@SpokenGospel
@SpokenGospel 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, good one! 😂
@tpurifoy2756
@tpurifoy2756 2 жыл бұрын
Like that one😂
@cg0825
@cg0825 2 жыл бұрын
Before Boaz married he was a ruthless man
@FREDAFMK
@FREDAFMK 2 жыл бұрын
oh I get it..hahehohu
@charleslinley4288
@charleslinley4288 2 жыл бұрын
@@cg0825 That's the one right there!!!!
@Xktree72
@Xktree72 2 жыл бұрын
I know it's not technically a Bible joke, but... A man was hired to paint a church, he bought 20 gallons of paint when he needed 25. He figured- "oh well, I'll add some water to each bucket and no one will be the wiser." The man finishes the job late in the day and decided to come back the following day to collect his payment. The next day arrives, he shows up to the church to get paid only to find it had rained overnight and washed away all of the paint. Standing in front of the church, scratching his head he says "what's going on here? It wasn't supposed to rain!" As he's asking this an answer comes from above "you know what you've done, now you must repaint and thin no more."
@christopherahrens5361
@christopherahrens5361 2 жыл бұрын
I run a painting business loved that one will definetly use it in the future 🤣🤣
@Xktree72
@Xktree72 2 жыл бұрын
@@christopherahrens5361 It's always been one of my favorites 😁
@martinvanlaarhoven9726
@martinvanlaarhoven9726 2 жыл бұрын
I heard this with the punch line, "repaint you thinner"!
@jesusfreak1568
@jesusfreak1568 2 жыл бұрын
Omgoodness!!! 😂 I used to hear my Dad tell that one 😂 almost forgot it!!!
@AbidingHopeMentalHealthCoach
@AbidingHopeMentalHealthCoach 2 жыл бұрын
Totally a Bible joke! I mean, it has a Bible verse in it.
@its_davidserret
@its_davidserret 2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian who's all in for Jesus, these jokes make my bones rattle so much, I love this haha!!
@SeanBeatsMapson
@SeanBeatsMapson 2 жыл бұрын
So you enjoy the Word of God being mocked and joked about? Hmm suspect
@soloangel625
@soloangel625 2 жыл бұрын
God bless you all 🙏
@tama3442
@tama3442 2 жыл бұрын
@@SeanBeatsMapson in what way? can you explain politely asking
@paulbeahm3891
@paulbeahm3891 2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian who's all in for Jesus, This is more blasphemy than I hear from non believing God hating pagans.
@SeanBeatsMapson
@SeanBeatsMapson 2 жыл бұрын
@@tama3442 it’s self explanatory... if you can’t work it out you’re dumb.
@chazchoo99
@chazchoo99 11 ай бұрын
I know I'm super late to the party, but this just popped into my recommended today. Seth used to be my youth pastor! Good to see him still making terrible jokes 😂
@GraceSchmied
@GraceSchmied 10 ай бұрын
It just showed up on my youtube sidebar today as I was watching a totally unrelated video. This is the best!!!
@kitfisto6361
@kitfisto6361 2 жыл бұрын
I once told my pastor "i didnt know you liked video games too !" "What do you mean young man?" And i stood next to him, pointed at all the seating and went "pew pew pew"
@peaceandhope7043
@peaceandhope7043 10 ай бұрын
Huh?
@secretidagent
@secretidagent 10 ай бұрын
​@@peaceandhope7043 Solid rows of seats in a church are called pews.
@HawickSouth
@HawickSouth 10 ай бұрын
@@secretidagentyes, but what is "pew pew pew"?
@gary.h.turner
@gary.h.turner 10 ай бұрын
​@@HawickSouthIt's the sound made in "Space Invaders" when shooting at the aliens!
@ajdjjamison3023
@ajdjjamison3023 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Key3de
@Key3de 2 жыл бұрын
LOL this is the best day ever! Theology + dad jokes? Two of my best things. Thank you for making this such a long video too, so many gems. And s/o to Christine for those original jokes, absolutely hilarious.
@marvac-r7916
@marvac-r7916 Жыл бұрын
🤣👏🏼Hilarious! (with a neat mix of groaners and classics) "dew" time / "Balem" out / "dey gone"🤣🤣🤣 I thought it was going to be jokes *actually* in the Bible. Like when Elijah watched the prophets of Baal dancing feverishly and finally asked, Is he on vacation? Taking a nap maybe? ...Or when Samuel asked Saul, Soooo, if you killed 'em all, what is that bleating of sheep I hear? Eh, boy? ...Or my fav: Aaron when Moses finally came down, Hey, we just threw the gold in the fire, and BAM, there's a big ol' calf! What can I say?😁
@dmitriymarushchak5497
@dmitriymarushchak5497 Жыл бұрын
Did you hear Elijah’s prayer at Mt. Carmel? It was fire, yo.
@paulheimberger8406
@paulheimberger8406 2 жыл бұрын
My wife's name is Annette (named after OG Mousketeer, Annette Funicello of course!) - SO, I've always loved when someone preaches the scripture about Jesus telling them to "Throw Annette on the other side of the boat"...
@ehimendeba7314
@ehimendeba7314 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯✅
@kmbn1967
@kmbn1967 2 жыл бұрын
Being a married person myself, I say that terrible...... , terribly funny, that is, lol
@annak4314
@annak4314 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your wife, but this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@safiyabrown8616
@safiyabrown8616 Жыл бұрын
Cute
@fallen4rmabove
@fallen4rmabove Жыл бұрын
I bet you just look at her and smile when it happens lol
@tiquahbahttziyon8550
@tiquahbahttziyon8550 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know that Mary had a song about her after Jesus was born? I think you've heard of it. It goes, "Mary had a little lamb!"
@HunterWilliford777
@HunterWilliford777 2 жыл бұрын
Lol never thought of that! GOD Bless y'all!!!
@elizabethbowie9753
@elizabethbowie9753 2 жыл бұрын
My kids sang that in a church play, back in the 1970's !!! Seriously!
@queenlokilani
@queenlokilani 2 жыл бұрын
My daughter used to sing Mary had a little man 😆
@nolaparton-jones8932
@nolaparton-jones8932 2 жыл бұрын
I like this part of it. Mary had a little lamb, and He became our shepherd.
@kmbn1967
@kmbn1967 2 жыл бұрын
@@queenlokilani No!! I bet you laughed till you rolled!!!! Remind her when she gets older! That's one she's going to say, no Mom, let's not go there today.
@paulrosander1047
@paulrosander1047 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus is preparing many rooms in His Fathers house. What kind of tiles does he want in it? Gentiles
@moma5232
@moma5232 2 жыл бұрын
. The love of Jesus Christ 💝.
@dei-gratiagratias-dei7810
@dei-gratiagratias-dei7810 2 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing
@Khangel
@Khangel 2 жыл бұрын
❤️
@ameliac504
@ameliac504 2 жыл бұрын
That’s good
@LightGesture
@LightGesture 10 ай бұрын
I'm a tile artisan by trade... and Jewish convert... He says, "unless you don't convert, you will not enter the kingdom." And "no uncircumcised person will enter." But i get the joke..lol
@margaretjudson1170
@margaretjudson1170 10 ай бұрын
A 5 year old thought he was old enough to walk to school by himself, so his mom was supportive, but seceritly asked their elderly heigbur if she and her young granddaughter to fallow him to school everyday.a couple of weeks later, the 5 year old and a little girl he walked with noticed the grandmother Shurly Goodness and granddaughter Marcy always following them so the girl asked the 5 year old why. The 5 year old ponders for a few minutes the says " my mom reads me the 23ed Psalm which says "May Surely Goodness and Marcy fallow you all the days of your life" "
@stevengauthier1457
@stevengauthier1457 2 жыл бұрын
Who was the best DJ in the Bible Jesus he turned tables 😂😂😂😂
@de-daa
@de-daa 2 жыл бұрын
dj JC in the house!
@chinecheremnwafor8755
@chinecheremnwafor8755 2 жыл бұрын
David
@deannakay6607
@deannakay6607 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people under 30 got this joke.
@lauramarymoonlight
@lauramarymoonlight 2 жыл бұрын
@@deannakay6607 DJ's still exist
@ariannaangel7861
@ariannaangel7861 2 жыл бұрын
@@deannakay6607 I got the joke
@briankady1456
@briankady1456 Жыл бұрын
This thought keeps coming to my mind: Do you suppose that Moses ever got so mad at the Children of Israel that he was heard yelling, "If I have to pull this camel over..."? Speaking of the Children of Israel, I recall a story I heard about a kid who came home from Sunday School and was telling his mother what he was learning. "The Bible says, 'The Children of Israel did this, the Children of Israel did that'...didn't the grown-ups ever do anything?"
@gary.h.turner
@gary.h.turner 10 ай бұрын
Children of Israel to Moses (just after leaving Egypt): Are we nearly there yet? Children of Israel to Moses (40 years later): Are we nearly there yet?
@jenniferkenneth692
@jenniferkenneth692 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂, clever child
@ajdjjamison3023
@ajdjjamison3023 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@remylebeau4130
@remylebeau4130 2 жыл бұрын
My Dad-Joke vocabulary has just increased 12.5% God bless you all ❤️
@nickolasdavis4
@nickolasdavis4 2 жыл бұрын
Clever
@grmix3527
@grmix3527 2 жыл бұрын
God bless you brother
@jamesegan8184
@jamesegan8184 2 жыл бұрын
No way you tell these jokes to your kids. They repeat them in church. Does anyone laugh. Really.
@GlowingCross
@GlowingCross Жыл бұрын
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
@cherish0712
@cherish0712 11 ай бұрын
​@@GlowingCross SAME HAHA YOU TOOK A JOKE FROM THE VID HAHAHAHA
@siunkii
@siunkii 3 ай бұрын
i've been battling with depressive thoughts lately and this warmed my soul so much. Thank Jesus for you two
@dontlookatmyaccount5113
@dontlookatmyaccount5113 3 ай бұрын
You’re not alone, same here ❤️
@MrDavesguitar
@MrDavesguitar 2 жыл бұрын
What did Lot say to his wife as they were escaping Sodom? "Hey, are we being followed?"
@synyster_gaitas
@synyster_gaitas 9 ай бұрын
HAHAhahaha best one xD
@Yvola
@Yvola 9 ай бұрын
That's just cruel 🤦‍♂️😂
@laurachattin6037
@laurachattin6037 9 ай бұрын
This is the only one that brought tears to my eyes laughing!
@Xlentz0316
@Xlentz0316 9 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh! - 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 = Lotta good ones here but THAT one busted me up!
@VielofDarkness
@VielofDarkness 8 ай бұрын
That one is just wrong.
@cyriaqueabessolo152
@cyriaqueabessolo152 2 жыл бұрын
the best joke was definitely the not so anonymous source Christine whom they kept showing on camera lol. thanks Christine!!!!!
@kingjamesspeaks
@kingjamesspeaks 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus was so humble; He never even talked about His car. "I speak not of my own Accord." But in the Old Testament, they drove Dodge trucks to help liberate the Israelites. They weren't to approach the mountain Moses was on until they heard the Ram's horn sound a long blast.
@metzdupcounselor
@metzdupcounselor 8 ай бұрын
One year later exactly and I'm seeing this for the first time. Thank you, Providence!
@esther.1446
@esther.1446 2 жыл бұрын
Your anonymous source 'Not Christine' did a great job!
@SpokenGospel
@SpokenGospel 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, thank you! We’ll let her- I mean whomever- know 😆
@overcomingjeff
@overcomingjeff 2 жыл бұрын
“I wouldn’t think I’d laugh at a math joke.” Does that make David a …. Mathodist? 😂
@SpokenGospel
@SpokenGospel 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@WorldHarvestCO
@WorldHarvestCO 9 ай бұрын
@@SpokenGospelor a masochist, I guess it would greatly depend on if you like math or not.
@madeleineabenoja8780
@madeleineabenoja8780 2 жыл бұрын
This video is so funny. The contribution in the comments section made me laugh hard too. Thank you all. And I echo everyone's sentiment, please make this a yearly thing.
@GrimThreeper
@GrimThreeper Жыл бұрын
The first car is in the Bible as well…. It clearly says Jesus and his disciples came in one “accord”. How they all fit in such a small car is outstanding!!🤣🤣🤣
@HawickSouth
@HawickSouth 10 ай бұрын
Well before that, God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden.
@MD-tv5fp
@MD-tv5fp 9 ай бұрын
They had a motorcycle as well. The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard all over.
@haichewkhoo
@haichewkhoo 5 ай бұрын
The first car was in the Garden of Eden .... God drove adam and Eve out of the Garden.
@ariellebrowne
@ariellebrowne 2 жыл бұрын
I apreciate how deep these jokes were and some of them you really had to know your bible to get them 😂 😂 😂
@jayela5274
@jayela5274 2 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly!!! Good teasers fir Bible knowledge! 💯
@garyfrancis6193
@garyfrancis6193 11 ай бұрын
Yes they were profound.
@bellemusecore
@bellemusecore 10 ай бұрын
yes! i appreciated the depth of some of them. haha nice to know your word well, and encouraged me to know it better too! 😆😍
@upschutt4842
@upschutt4842 2 жыл бұрын
Esau's thoughts after Jacob's betrayal: Boy, have I been stew-pid.
@davidbrandt848
@davidbrandt848 2 жыл бұрын
When I used to teach Bible class to teens, I used to use the following for the story of the Israelites' defeat at Ai: And when God revealed the source of the disobedience they learned his name was Achan. So... they stoned him to death ... and then... one would have to truly say... he really was... truly... achin' (aching) Somehow, they never did find that joke as funny as I did ;) You could say it just didn't "rock" their world!
@dmitriymarushchak5497
@dmitriymarushchak5497 Жыл бұрын
I used to think the shortest person in the Bible was Job’s friend Bildad the shoe-height. But I forget it was the apostle Peter, who slept on his watch.
@nomustardcaptain
@nomustardcaptain 10 ай бұрын
That bumps Knee-high Miah (Nehemiah) to 3rd place!
@wilmalay32
@wilmalay32 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 .... while I'm imagining it really...!
@MalkaLand1996
@MalkaLand1996 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@IsraelOlamide-se6dj
@IsraelOlamide-se6dj 22 күн бұрын
Deep😂😂😂
@fromny2ponce
@fromny2ponce Жыл бұрын
Okay. Y’all got me with Jeremiah and his French candy store. La Mints (Laments). Hilarious yet brilliant. 😂
@Sunrise-hm5zb
@Sunrise-hm5zb 9 ай бұрын
thanks for the explanation😊
@cg0825
@cg0825 2 жыл бұрын
Jonah was called to go to Nineveh but instead boarded a ship in the opposite directions. The sailors should've known something fishy was going on.
@Nov_Net
@Nov_Net 2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@priscilla6524
@priscilla6524 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhhhhh
@johnmwangi1779
@johnmwangi1779 8 ай бұрын
If Jonah didn't smell fishy boarding the ship to Tarshish, he surely smelled fishy when he got to the shores of Nineveh. ... Probably smelled too fishy for them not to believe his words.
@Dudepatrol47
@Dudepatrol47 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus at the Last Supper: Hi, table for 26 please. Waiter: But there are only 13 of you? Jesus: Yeah, but we’re only going to sit on one side of the table.
@Jeremiah17910
@Jeremiah17910 2 жыл бұрын
Stupid joke, especially using the Lord's name, foolish
@MarcuustheMoose
@MarcuustheMoose 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@benmusic6093
@benmusic6093 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@MarcuustheMoose
@MarcuustheMoose 2 жыл бұрын
@@benmusic6093 There's a painting with Jesus and his disciples all on one side of the table.
@padswaggle
@padswaggle 10 ай бұрын
that's so that the guy who made the painting could see everyone
@debbiegulino
@debbiegulino 10 ай бұрын
What kind of lights were on the outside of Noah’s ark? Flood lights! You guys rock! TY!
@chachatruth3534
@chachatruth3534 2 жыл бұрын
The first pain relief in the Bible! Moses went up the mountain & got 2tablets!
@WorldHarvestCO
@WorldHarvestCO 9 ай бұрын
He had trouble at home, he had to watch over the children of Israel, what a headache!
@ajdjjamison3023
@ajdjjamison3023 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnmwangi1779
@johnmwangi1779 8 ай бұрын
Moses was having a great time in the mountain, until God told him what the Israelites were doing. God gave him two tablets to go coz he'd need them to handle the task ahead of him.
@livingpicture
@livingpicture 2 жыл бұрын
How do we know motorcycles have been around since Bible times? David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Does God like stick shift or manual transmission? No one knows, but we know He liked classic cars, because he drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in his Fury.
@kindhearted3094
@kindhearted3094 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Trump was back then
@deelower8163
@deelower8163 2 жыл бұрын
Hey - did you go to what was then PCB?
@Xlentz0316
@Xlentz0316 9 ай бұрын
A stick-shift "IS" a manual transmission 🤣😂🤣😂
@TraderMatt89
@TraderMatt89 2 жыл бұрын
It's a bit long but a good one, especially if you're in IT, like myself. :: Jesus vs Satan in Programming :: Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning struck taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?!" God chuckles, "Jesus saves."
@gobyrail
@gobyrail 2 жыл бұрын
It's a great way of opening the door to witnessing at work too! "OK take a deep breath are you ready to try this new code? No wait, I want to save a copy first, Jesus saves, and I seek to imitate my Lord and Master in everything" - quick, light hearted, and it just puts the idea out there ready for later.
@dei-gratiagratias-dei7810
@dei-gratiagratias-dei7810 2 жыл бұрын
Kudos
@simonewhite9848
@simonewhite9848 2 жыл бұрын
Boom tish
@davidfisher5140
@davidfisher5140 7 ай бұрын
I thought that would be lame. WELL DONE SIR!!!!
@KwabenaAgyekum-q3n
@KwabenaAgyekum-q3n Жыл бұрын
Oh, a blessing it is when we all Christians have fun like this Our Father God laughs too and is Heavenly 😊
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