Biden Chose This | Chapo Trap House

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CLIP from Episode 845 - We Need The Machines feat. Adam Friedland (6/28/24)
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[@jamesoquinn9168]

Trumps "knockout" was, " i dont know what he just said, and i dont think he does either." 💣

[@davidbates3057]

Yeah, that was pretty brutal, alongside, "Yeah, he beat Medicare all right. He beat it to death." It's sad, but it's hard to be sympathetic when so many brought this on themselves, ironically, because beating Trump was all that matter.

[@dianelipartito6654]

That, and playing it cool while Biden mumbled, bumbled and rambled on.

[@chadalpha7983]

The absolute death blow was Jill Biden saying "Who answered all the questions? You did!" In baby talk after the debate

[@dianelipartito6654]

@@chadalpha7983 LOL. Yeah, wow. Talk about some icing on a cake...

[@anarchistcop8239]

That was the moment I started texting friends about how badly we've been lied to. "OH, you don't see Biden behind the scenes!" "He's so knowledgeable, he runs circles around us!" Lying liars who lie.

[@suppersready]

appreciate Adam calling in from his shower to do this

[@Louie_The_Dago]

Yes, I love how a podcast taking in 70k a month of welfare from patreon still runs their show/production with the quality of a boomer starting their first KZbin channel in 2010

[@mortystraphouse5077]

why is he yelling?

[@itcouldbelupus2842]

​@@Louie_The_Dagowhy are you calling Patreon welfare?

[@Louie_The_Dago]

@@itcouldbelupus2842 I'm not. Just their patreon since they don't do any real work in exchange

[@airex12]

Nick trapped him in a glass like a spider

[@5508Vanderdekken]

Remember when all the libs got mad at Matt for saying, “if you really care, switch Biden out”

[@UnusuallyAwful]

Why is Adam trapped in a Pringles tube?

[@mpnothanks]

He’s a bug

[@LloydWaldo]

You mean cool Adam?

[@grantcooper948]

Nick never really let him out of the box.

[@sislater6334]

He's practicing voice in a box

[@fargoretro]

Adam sounds like hes calling in from an apartment lobby buzzer

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

You don't want to let him into your apartment, he might shit himself

[@fargoretro]

@@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf he's wearing his whitest pants

[@ellie3910]

The debate was better Schadenfreude than the election will be imo. We’ll all be pissed on election night, but seeing liberals freak out about what we all told them was preventable, chef’s kiss.

[@dianelipartito6654]

Yeah, and nothing will ever make me feel bad for Biden. Actually, his public demise along with what has become a fake party at this point--a party he helped destroy for the last 50 years (along with the country and people's lives)--seems quite fitting.

[@discountchocolate4577]

If a reckoning like this had happened four years ago, I'd have pretty much the same jokerfied response as you - but now? Now I'm just deflated.

[@purewhiteloverbizarrejelly]

“We finally beat Medicare”

[@edwardvasquez4968]

Blazing Saddles is funny AF! Lay off the drugs.

[@chasen47]

Yeah seriously, way funnier than anything Adam’s ever done or said.

[@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568]

Will said it best 4 years ago, "All our masters wear Pampers."

[@GrayMansEndlessIncite]

It's fitting since they're some of most pampered men in history

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

Joe Biden, *_wake up._*

[@alexpkeaton4471]

"They say... they say that, uh, 'Sleepy Joe is too woke' and [unintelligible]. I'm here to say that... One, I'm not too woke. Two, ...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...." - Ruth Biden Ginsberg

[@mitchhosking5599]

9/11

[@rwrunning1813]

Two yils

[@3dartxsi]

Now that's a reference I haven't heard in a long time.

[@joblow3748]

Wake up, Joe.

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

bugman broadcasting from his hive made out of bathroom tiles, 1990s soundinass speakerphone

[@AcolyteOfNone]

Wait you think Blazing Saddles isn't funny...gonna have to question every opinion now thanks

[@minamur]

humor doesn't keep fresh very long, and blazing saddles is old.

[@poopyoyo]

It's Adam what do you expect

[@princejellyfish3945]

@@minamuruhh what? Well constructed jokes that don’t lean on overt bigotry age just fine (or in Blazing Saddles case, humor which attacks bigotry). You’re telling me Cervantes isn’t still funny?

[@chasen47]

@@princejellyfish3945yeah, seriously, if anything, when I compare the best comedies of the 20s-40s vs the best today I’m actually of the opinion that comedy has seriously devolved as an art form. Keaton’s movies have legitimately beautiful cinematography with jaw dropping stunts, large, cinematic setpieces and plots and jokes that build together throughout the whole movie; The General is essentially 1920s Fury Road but a comedy. Judd Apatow movies by comparison, which were considered the height of comedy much more recently, is the most basic ass “just point the camera” and shoot movie. It’s barely cinema, barely directed, just lightly edited improv.

[@3dartxsi]

The thing is, there were other options in 2020. The establishment didnt HAVE to throw their weight behind him. I'm not even talking about Bernie. Any one the assorted ghouls and stuffed suits the shitlibs running the party could've chosen would've been a better choice. The only exception being Mayor Big Gulp.

[@fightthepowerman]

LOL imagine youe democratic system is set up so badly that you need the executive to choose to step down to be rid of them. Founding fathers be like "lol lets implement some chaos into this MF"

[@Pe37777]

I was shitting on the toilet listening to this

[@PurushaDesa]

You should run for President. I wish I was joking.

[@JoeSims1776]

bro you should be shitting in the toilet, not on the toilet

[@Pe37777]

@@JoeSims1776 I’d get all wet and icky if I was in the toilet silly

[@HollowGolem]

Hey, Blazing Saddles (mostly) holds up.

[@polemius01]

The US is doomed.

[@Paratet]

I was rolling when they started arguing about their golf handicaps.

[@DavidJackson-vj2oi]

When Biden said driving contest, all I could think of was no and the south park were old people were driving around a house like a horror movie

[@Paratet]

@@DavidJackson-vj2oi "OLD PEOPLE~~!" Is a quote that has permanent residence in my head. Lmao

I disagree with Felix if he's meaning to say the future is going to be the same as the past but just more boring. I think it's gonna be the same as the past but worse and less boring

[@fightthepowerman]

Depends on the timescale IMO.

[@ejws1575]

Very obviously yeah. I don’t trust his judgment whatsoever, he’s an idiot rich kid.

[@ejws1575]

Hiding my comments like a bitch Pfft

[@jj947]

Adam sounds like Nick sent him to the shower again

[@timothycaron2087]

Why do I always enjoy when Will says “rather”?

[@daraghokane4236]

Jill Stine won this debate

[@TCKaos]

Something something Gay Bug something something

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Guys be nice, it's not like they live very close and hang out all the time, they couldn't possibly record at the same location. Also speakerphone echo is now aesthetic.

[@Will_Moffett]

To Felix's point about Trump not going in for the knockout punch, that conforms to my theory about Trump's uniqueness being that he always somehow finds the series or behaviors which don't satisfy anyone, supporters and detractors alike. Trump is an artist when it comes to denial of satisfaction. If he ever by luck felt a woman he was with start having an orgasm he would pretend he finished and pull out immediately.

[@tonywords6713]

Lmao I was just thinking about that if you or anyone saw his insane videos earlier this year, that have been totally retconned now, where he's talking about building utopian new major cities in the US Midwest and flying cars... Like for a brief moment in those videos he accurately points out a lot of the problems in the US and I'm like, who the hell is this guy and what has he done with Trump? Then he pivots into some stupid scifi grifter bullshit and I'm like dammit you had me bro 😂

[@Will_Moffett]

@@tonywords6713 Yeah I mean, even losing the election in 2020 it's like he disappoints his followers by losing while also drawing out the total time those he disgusts his opps with another 4 years of the prospect of him coming back in 4 years, so by the end of his upcoming term it will be 12 years of this bitch. I have some legacy type friends who are Trump supporters and I tell them look, whatever you want from this guy, he will not deliver. Trump is a walking, talking champagne room.

[@taromadden2514]

Shrill politcal adam is off the leash and just soo excited to be part of the conversation

[@function0077]

As a U.S. citizen, after SCOTUS's POTUS immunity decision, I am filled with rage at both the incompetence and malice of the GOP and the incompetence of the DNC. I feel like we are slowly walking like zombies into a GOP fascist dictatorship and the DNC is completely not up for the challenge of stopping it!

[@ctreacts1537]

Did you ever stop and think maybe the DNC isn't incompetent, maybe this is deliberate because their donors are the same as the GOP

[@Paratet]

That's because the DNC is all about maintaining structures and institutions while not realizing the call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE. They still see unhinged lunatics like MTG as legitimately elected colleagues whose opinions carry the same weight as someone like AOC. This is why they let McConnell jam up Obama's SCOTUS appointment and ousted Bowman for a corrupt ghoul like Latimer.

[@PlatinumAltaria]

The democratic establishment would rather enable the rise of fascism that let progressives have one turn at the presidency.

[@alexanderjmihalich8525]

The united states has been fascist since king phillips war. The nazis wildest dreams were the reality we've taken for granted for centuries

[@TheBeeOBee]

Covfefe

[@deathmagneto-soy]

Remember Covfefe? Good times man. Good times.

[@mk-oc7mt]

Adam sounds like he’s trying to use a corded phone on speaker and he’s stretched it from the restaurant managers office to the dingy, floor to ceiling cracked tile 90’s bathroom

[@sislater6334]

This Adam's a cool guy

[@paulfroelich1024]

Keeeeewwwwwwllllll Adam!!!!!

[@wolvie_b]

Lol of course only Adam could conjure strong enough lil bro vibes to bait Felix into playing the grim dead ass serious older bro here😂

[@russlcorey]

I’m always hearing about how smart presidents are behind the scenes, all of them.

[@ronwatkins6252]

Lazy bug Adam using computer audio.

[@notrealy180217]

This guy can't afford a real microphone?

[@Joeljaboy]

Dude Adam’s audio quality is so bad it’s not even worth having him on the show wtf

[@jackbennett2269]

Every time i see adam and stavros i remember how funny they were on cumtown, and that im so glad they have their own things now.

[@berdyderg900]

????

[@robertmathews5239]

I like Felix embracing his heritage by constantly quoting Ecclesiastes lately.

[@bigDean636]

Man Adams audio is awful in this clip

[@MrSmothers69]

He's in the cool cocoon he spinned himself while talking; having nibbles of dust while yelling into his bugaphone.

[@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603]

: Already five seconds in and I'm doubled the fuck over - Felix's annoyance with Adam being on his bullshit is pretty great and I'd like to hear more of it.

[@user-kj9oz7lb8s]

These guys are dead wrong... Blazing Saddles is hilarious.

[@josephwallace202]

Blazing Saddles is old as shit and comedy has a shelf life. Only boomers who get emotionally invested in that movie as a kind of calling card of how irreverent and cool they are insist on defending it.

[@user-kj9oz7lb8s]

@@josephwallace202 ugh... guaranteed you have the worst taste in comedy. You're just Speaking in internet catch phrases, and cliches... you've probably never had an original thought in your life. You wouldn't know comedy, if your boyfriend Dane Cook invited you to one of his shows...

[@user-kj9oz7lb8s]

@@josephwallace202 it's a classic. Just because some no chin, chuckle head on the internet, can't think outside the Boomer/Millennial false internet dichotomy, doesn't mean it's not hilarious. Guaranteed you like Hannah Gatsby...

[@ponchowizard5182]

@@josephwallace202 I can't even find the words to iterate just how wrong and ignorant your take is.

[@josephwallace202]

@@user-kj9oz7lb8s nope, you're just a fossil whose idea of "bravery" is a musty, predictable, slow-paced comedy with extremely telegraphed delivery. The fact that you immediately try to console yourself by creating this mental image of me liking some gosh darn woke comedian just makes it undeniable.

[@Cenyon]

Trump was not feeling bad for Biden, that I am certain of. It was just a bad performance on his part.

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

im 31 and i stilk think blazing saddles is very very funny.... excuse me boys... i was just ... walking the, uh, parapet..... taking a look around.... anyway what can i do for you fine gentleman

[@joppishinsight]

🪳🪳🪳

[@tonywords6713]

Mel Brooks has some stinkers but Blazing Saddles is better than anything that annoying twerp has produced in his whole life 😂

[@greggasiorowski1326]

80s/90s babies.

[@ashsherod6321]

"Don't call it a grave, it's the future you chose."

[@greggasiorowski1326]

"If Biden loses"??? 🤣

[@jaydinledford6990]

Fellas, we're cooked, enjoy the omnicide

[@fabricated]

You could vote for the guy who won't try to declare himself president for life and will probably mercifully drop dead after inauguration

[@CoreyGolphenee]

@@fabricatedso then we get boots on the ground in Israel with Kamala Harris and younger more competent worse trump in 4 years anyways?

[@promark5317]

@@fabricated Being pompous and condescending doesn't help validate your naive and downright hysterical take. You're living in the land of make-believe, bud. It's sad. You're sad.

[@fabricated]

@@promark5317 whats hysterical about it, it's what they're literally saying they're gonna do. And yeah, I will be condescending to literal children

[@promark5317]

@@fabricated Wow, my comment was deleted. I guess calling out your hysterical doom-saying was too subversive for youtube.

[@ChaseMe2TheSky]

EDIM!!!

[@hyperionman420]

ADDY

[@Supadupanerd]

Grandpa's running for President again awww

[@grimmportents8951]

'74 Celica's still hold up.

[@fransingolf5314]

Biden is by far the best American president of all time. No one has done a better job at diminishing American global power than him, and this trend will only get even better if he's re-elected. It would be the best thing to happen in our lifetimes.

[@freakyzed8467]

Someone who is subbed to Judge Napolitano should not be allowed to post. Saying that, it's hard to disagree.

[@fransingolf5314]

​​@@freakyzed8467I disagree big time with Napolitano's right-wing ideology, but his frequent guests - Alastair Crooke, Jeffrey Sachs, Larry Johnson, Scott Ritter, etc. - provide top tier analysis of global affairs.

[@promark5317]

Wtf is up with Friedland? Rofl

[@Chris_Tinacan]

1:43 Adam manifesting

[@danieldinicola4605]

If Biden loses lmaooo come on now

[@anarchistcop8239]

Democrats say they can't think of a team that would beat Trump aside from Biden? Bernie Sanders with John Stewart as VP?

[@Baccanaso]

Lol

[@Baccanaso]

Lol

[@deathmagneto-soy]

Yeah man cool. And Trump can declare Tucker Carlson his VP and we get to watch Carlson and Stewart relitigate the bowtie affair during the vice presidential debates. Because this clown show isn't already funny enough.

[@anarchistcop8239]

@deathmagneto-soy The job of a president is primarily to communicate the things his experts are enacting. That's why Regan was so popular, and he was a Saturday morning cartoon villain. Stewart is a communicator (just look at his time defending veterans in Congress). Sanders has been correct in his positions for 40 years (something Segregation Joe can't say. If that's too long ago, it's something Genocide Joe can't say either - not that he's capable of saying much of anything once the sun sets these days.) Sanders has decades of government experience and is a good communicator in his own right. Is it so strange to imagine Bernie being the straight man talking policy while Stewart ruthlessly turns Trump's campaign into "The Producers"? (I want a full-on musical production of 'Spring Time In Manhattan'. That's a pipe dream, but so is saying we live in a democracy. Our owners (the 1,000 billionaires Joe mentioned) prefer the market stability of Biden, but they know they'll still make money under Trump. The only thing that MIGHT challenge their strangle hold would be an actual progressive. They have to block that at all costs. Just look at 2016 and 2020. They would risk losing rather than allow Bernie (the clear front runner during both primaries) to run.

[@deathmagneto-soy]

@@anarchistcop8239 - I'm not disagreeing with your assessment of Bernie, the role of the presidency, or how low the Democrats are willing to stoop to block a progressive. I just think Stewart would fatally undermine the candidacy. Cast your mind back to 'The Rally To Restore Sanity' and recall the shitlib undertones of that debacle.

[@MagicalSkyWizard]

1:43 ironic

[@theletterm1787]

M

[@510SPINESPLITTA]

😧

[@seanwhelan6960]

I think the most interesting thing was Biden actually remembered the questions the moderator asked, even if they got off topic, while Trump was probably not paying attention. But Biden needs to go!

[@HoratioMcAlge]

Whoever was on the phone was so hacky. Bad jokes, forced punchlines. Get him off.

[@jschnabes13]

Adam was absolutely awful in this episode.

[@dirrdevil]

First!

[@zenleeparadise]

These guys consistently have the worst film takes of anyone I've regularly heard discuss film.

[@5508Vanderdekken]

Damn, sorry to hear that dude

[@chasen47]

I think Will’s are pretty good but yeah Felix’s film takes fucking suck for the most part and Adam saying Blazing Saddles isn’t funny is hilarious because it’s way funnier than anything he’s ever done or said. Matt Christman baffles me in how such a smart guy can have so many wrong film takes.

[@greggasiorowski1326]

Due Dissidence pop culture takes are worse.

[@kylemitchell5301]

Adam is really groveling… imagine groveling and fake laughing for Felix

[@mommysmilkshake5779]

Felt kind of bad for Adam lol he kept saying things and the chapos kept disagreeing

[@brentoncarter4275]

You’re not laughing, I’m laughing.

[@KeithCopeland67]

Biden' face in that thumbnail matches most people when they listen to Trump's lies and BS: "WTF is this idiot talking about?"

[@josephwallace202]

Truly a statement from Copeland

[@grothd09]

Ok, fauxleft wokelib. None of us are interested in your TDS leftie cosplay.

[@KeithCopeland67]

​@@josephwallace202The only coping I'm doing is that I have to choose between two old men in their decline. Could I at least get a candidate who isn't statistically likely to die in the next 4 years?

[@josephwallace202]

@@KeithCopeland67 you don't have to choose at all because you could acknowledge that the elections of the bourgeoisie don't amount to any advantages for you. You could work on organizing outside of all this pointless nonsense.

[@KeithCopeland67]

@@josephwallace202 Too true. Politics has always benefited the rich and powerful foremost, with any benefit to the common folk an unintended afterthought. I still vote, though, in the hopes of electing someone who will do the least amount of damage while in office. A pointless hope, perhaps, but a guy can dream.

[@Louie_The_Dago]

God, Felix is so unfunny

[@fabricated]

Many such cases!

[@hannibalb8276]

lol your youtube channel lol

[@Louie_The_Dago]

@@hannibalb8276 penises

[@ejws1575]

Felix is the fake laugh expert and I remember him being nauseatingly pro Biden back when I used to listen to this show

[@nihluxler1890]

Pro-Biden !? The only time he was « pro-biden » was during the Afghanistan pull-out. Which he was right to.

[@JimmyJames10-k7v]

whooooo

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

Nah Chapo has always been the targets of the nauseating democratic shills since the beginning. They’ve been criticizing voter shaming and the “this is the most important election of our lives” bullshit since 2016

[@mrsoshadabaadman]

😂 This is some revisionism

[@jschnabes13]

Lmaooo are you okay sir??

[@michaeldeaton]

Why Biden shouldn't step down: 1. Biden has the name recognition 2. He has the incumbency 3. He has the fund raising no one else can do at this point except Kamala who would inherit his fundraising if he stepped down in favor of her (but you all hate her and we all know she has less a chance to win at the top of the ticket and is better as the back up in case Biden dies in office) 4. He has the Obama/Biden turnout machine and 5. Donald Trump turned his entire GOTV effort over to Charlie Kirk's Turning Points USA. As long as this election is within 5 or so points, Biden will win based on the ground game alone, especially against the unproven and incompetent Turning Points USA and Trump family led RNC. Unless Biden or Trump tank 10, 15 points below the other and stay there, which isn't happening in this electorate no matter how badly they look on stage, its a toss up down to turn out on and before election day and we all know the Dems dominate that position and have for years. They're winning special elections by double digits. The state by state level races will have a lifting effect on Biden on election day. Stay firm. Now is the time not for backbiting, but fighting. Fighting like hell. You may not like the candidate, but we are voting for an administration and to stop Trump stacking the Courts even more and to stop project 2025. So now is the time to fight for the administration you want, not the perfect mythical candidate you wish we had. Stop letting the perfect be the enemy of the sufficient. Biden kept alive by a feeding tube and an iron lung and the sacrifices of 1000 Psykers a day is preferable to a Trump re election. Next election cycle though, the Dems need to come with someone younger or they WILL lose to the next GOP candidate after Trump.

[@David-gr1do]

Why Biden shouldn’t run: he has the name recognition and incumbency

[@Rookilius]

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

[@OddOddFred]

"1,000 people dying a day is an acceptable price for a Biden victory" hmmm yes, very normal and sensible political opinions, please print them out and read them aloud to your family and co-workers

[@elen5871]

biden is a bumbling, geriatric genocidaire. if he's the best hope america has, that says a lot about america. i think i'm gonna write in jimmy carter. he may be senile too, but at least he can admit israel is an apartheid state.

[@ejws1575]

I actually read this - I can’t believe that people are this dumb (while being able to read and write at something like an adult level), it’s genuinely painful

[@mortystraphouse5077]

adams political opinions r so bad lmao

[@lilfilth5622]

He’s doing an avant-garde interpretation of anti imperialism that is too complex for u to understand leave it to me