Biden & Harris Vow Peaceful Transition & Trump’s Potential Cabinet Is a Motley Crew | The Daily Show

[@An097]

I can't believe the peaceful transition of power is even newsworthy these days! It is the bare minimum.

[@kingjamos2422]

"I promise to not fling sewage everywhere on my way out of this Chuck E Cheese!" "What? Did you really need to tell us that?" "Well..."

[@Zack-vi7is]

Reality that conservatism led us to. Now we have to praise people for doing the bare minimum knowing that the other side would throw a fit like a petulant child if they don't get their way. Sad state of affairs.

[@user-d32658]

Is Kamala going to do her funny dances again as part of the transition? I think that’s what she does best 😂

[@TessTearoe-zp5xv]

Canada, Great Britain,France, Germany,Finland , Sweden,Australia, New Zealand, Japan, India all have peaceful transitions of power! Insurrection was your gig last time with the Don. How soon you forget!

[@Newton-Reuther]

A peaceful transition to fascism. That's what you're praising

[@mattsmith1318]

Don Jr just basically said 'we won't make the same mistake as last time, this time will fill the cabinet with yes men.' 😳😭 That's what dictators do

[@mattragusa210]

With any luck, most of them will be just as incompetent as Trump, meaning they will have little to no qualifications, and thus be unable to do their jobs effectively. The obvious downside is that it will be even more chaotic than last time, and more dysfunctional.

[@CoreyAWalton]

@mattsmith1318 let it be funny. 🙏 let their voters see what they did. Just watch. And vote mid-term. 🍻

[@pancakemogul]

They thought they did that last time. The difference now is that there will be no legal avenues of pushback to the things they say and do.

[@mariolongtin8271]

All criminals 😂

[@RtimusCFrog]

Our only chance is that they are totally incompetent, because these are not the best of the best.

[@elvenkind6072]

Ronny Chieng is really a brilliant comedian. We all are going to need people like him in order to survive the next 4 years.

[@margaretwordnerd5210]

I hope they will be allowed to give us quality comedy. I don't think DJT will put any comedians in jail, but if he threatens networks with costly legal battles the networks will handle the censorship. Corporations always choose profit over ethics.

[@phyllisbrannagan5522]

I love your comedy. However, I don’t believe it’s proper to shoot your load all over your desk.

[@TruthShallSetYouFree2023]

And Kleenex 😂😂😂😂😂😂 cope

[@margaretwordnerd5210]

@TruthShallSetYouFree2023 would you believe how soft some MAGAs are? I have seen threads where people discuss the hardships some DJT voters have bought themselves and expressing an absence of sympathy for the day when they realize that. That's normal, but the weird thing is there are MAGAs who are *complaining* that this lack of sympathy is just cruel and wrong. How should the new regime deal with these snowflakes who complain about mean social media posts??? There's your enemy within: MAGAs who talk like cruelty is a bad thing. How y'all gonna cope with that?

[@kirtwilliamswilliams5280]

Really...you can.t laugh away what is to come ...this very artform may become extinct'

[@wintersbabyy]

If someone like Trump can win the IS Presidential seat twice, there’s no reason why I cannot be successful. I just need to lie a lot, tell people what they need to hear, have absolutely no morals and I too can do great things.

[@Fang.1]

Don't forget to commit crimes. He is above the law after all. Convicted felon President.

[@rjd3wine]

You need to inherit $400mil. too !

[@VOjeda-o5e]

You also need a lot of money, but don't let that stop you. Just follow in the footsteps of the illustrious George Santos.

[@spongeintheshoe]

Remember that Trump was born with enough money to buy successful businesses.

[@krisobrien2314]

It feel

[@ramtailthebattlertr2066]

Bold to assume he'll step down after 4 years

[@dan_hitchman007]

The GOP will rig it so only the GOP win.

[@lamontcranston3177]

I'm wondering if he'll live that long. He'll be 82.

[@palmislandfinancial]

Exactly especially since he told the church people vote for him and this will be the last time they will ever have to vote. Voting will be abolished.

[@ajwinberg]

This is what I've been saying. Everyone dismisses me.

[@flyrobin2544]

His dementia will not get him to 2028.

[@mariandenk1210]

If I ever hear the phrase, “No one’s above the law “ again, I’ll scream!

[@dumdumgarcia2830]

No one's above the law.

[@HawtNancy]

Yes. Imagine how many so called white and black help immigrants to get into america using nepotism.

[@nathanratermann9204]

No one is above the law

[@ammess2033]

It has been always: "No one poor above the law."

[@TruthShallSetYouFree2023]

Cope harder 😂😂😂😂

[@laalaa99stl]

Before the election: it's rigged! After the election: it's fair!

[@Hyperpandas]

Almost like both claims are from a thin skinned narcissist....

[@kito1san]

Exactly. Trump sent message to mobile at Pennsylvania. Yet, when it starts to lean their way.. just crickets.. guess that mobilization didn't go as planned to cite rigged. Lol

[@MsWarriordiva]

Exactly. 😢

[@LzyArt]

To his credit Trump has been consistent: The results are fair as long as he wins.

[@drunkin12Many]

It was a blow out. Congratulations! You are the problem. Keep watching your propaganda shows while they have enough ratings to stay on the air.

[@coomtothebroom778]

Elon Musk: “prepare for economic hardship under Trump…but don’t worry because I won’t be affected at all.”

[@ryonlyon]

Just think how much he cut when he took over Twitter. He fired nearly 80%.

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

Exactly. When people complain, he will find someone to blame being the “genius” leader that he is.

[@reprovedcandy]

"It will be hard, but luckily that's a price I'm willing to make you pay."

[@BigBoogookie]

The world's richest man telling us WE need to cut back.

[@kimberlys8422]

Rich people have nothing to worry about.

[@jamesonmagnus]

It's crazy to me how within 48 hours we are being asked, the one's whose rights are jeopardized, to yet again be the bigger person and "unify". No, absolutely not. This is a fight for basic human rights and I refuse to act like we were voting on which restaurant to order dinner from. You cannot say you love someone and vote to hurt them. We will not agree to disagree on human rights.

[@danthemankhan]

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

[@HawtNancy]

Basic human right? What human right you dont have there? The way your brain works is like, you can give away your country to any stranger in this world as long the person that you give your vote for is also embrace BLM - Bulls#¡t-ism. As an asian, i love america and American. Trump is best choice to remove illegal and legal african immigrants. And arabs and muslims

[@KerryNelson-d8d]

No worries! The guy who says hes' been given a mandate to restore common sense and will work to unify the country will show that he is not capable of either of those things, just like he always has.

[@aorihanazari524]

@@danthemankhan no that's the guys screaming about stolen elections and how women's bodies aren't their won and that immigrants eat dogs and cats.

[@HawtNancy]

​@KerryNelson-d8d thing has been proven that kamala is just a loser. She doesnt even ha this president looks 😊

[@spidey1795]

The bare minimum is wild. But so true.

[@portobellomushroom5764]

Peaceful transfer of the power to end peace

[@softwaremediaguru]

Joe Biden Vote for Trump ahahahaha

[@michgingras]

Do not become the monster you mean to eradicate, or their victory over you will be total. keep your peace of mind and do the just thing. Do not let them ruin your essance of goodness, because it is all America have left now. Everything passe, Trump will passe, the GOP will passe, America will pass But our actions remain forever. if only in our mind.

[@Debajyoti_P]

Lets just talk fact.. what did biden achieve in his tenure? Wasn’t USA economy on boom during trump administration?

[@AustrianPainter14]

Yeah end peace like in Lebanon, Ukraine and Gaza.

[@SeijanIcks]

don´t end peace!

[@kasondaleigh]

The classified documents should have kept him out of the race. This is the justice department’s failure to do its job properly. Shameful and disheartening. Why should ANYONE follow the rules?

[@immortalfrieza]

There's a number of cases that should have kept Trump Constitutionally incapable of running for office, but SCOTUS is in Trump's pocket along with dozens of judges and they kept him in the race.

[@joshyoung1440]

Stop. The Justice Department fought as hard as it could. "This" is not on them. "They" didn't vote to elect him. The American people did. Why would you pretend the JD did that?

[@joshyoung1440]

And EVERYONE should follow the rules, that's the point... we don't stoop to their level.

[@missdale8290]

@@joshyoung1440Bullshit. They couldn’t have been slower or more complacent.

[@immortalfrieza]

@@joshyoung1440 The Justice Department did not "fight as hard as they could." If they did, Trump would've been in jail years before the election. It's the fact that they didn't do jack to him and kept letting him stall that we're in this situation.

[@MsWarriordiva]

Unbelievable that there is NO ACCOUNTBILITY. I'm sick.

[@duramaxdad]

Feeling blue?

[@mariolongtin8271]

When has there ever been? Look at the Epstein list? Biden hiding all the names currently. Trump will too.

[@nairobi804]

Disgusted

[@arupguhathakurta1460]

Accountability? Patriot and army veteran Ashley Babbitt was shot dead. Where's the accountability? She wasn't even rioting.

[@vivigesso3756]

Accountability? This IS accountability. The majority has spoken.

[@robliston1283]

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

[@CocoBanana199]

Genius ❤

[@AustrianPainter14]

How many times are you bitter democrats gonna post this?

[@earodeafchild]

@@AustrianPainter14You're sick of it?

[@les0101s]

@@AustrianPainter14 As long as you keep reading it.

[@Fixorfish]

​@@AustrianPainter14until YOU GET ON BOARD WITH HONESTY !!!

[@dilara4130]

I hope we all know that it doesn't matter who is in the 'top job' because this is a systemic problem -- greed. We have allowed many of our economic sectors, to take advantage of the American people. It's disgusting and frightening for the future of our country. My husband and I will be retiring in the next two years n another country. We are absolutely worried that SS! will no longer be funded. we'll have to rely on his pension, a 403 (b) and a very prolific Investment account with Stephanie Janis Stiefel my FA. Our national debt is bloating and expanding every month. Our government needs to get spending under control and cut the federal budget.

[@KarencitaSacher]

I know this lady you just mentioned. Stephanie Janis Stiefel is a portfolio manager and investment advisor. She gained recognition as an employee of neuberger berman; a renowned investor she is. Stephanie Janis Stiefel has demonstrated expertise in investment strategies and has been involved in managing portfolios and providing guidance to clients.

[@JessieeAlmar]

I plan on moving to Thailand or Australia after 4 years. How about you?

[@emmabeyza6036]

I went from no money to Invest with to busting my A** off on Uber eats for four months to raise about $20k to start trading with Stephanie Janis Stiefel. I am at $128k right now and LOVING that you have to bring this up here

[@DhaliaKaimkhani]

Please stop gentrifying countries

[@YaxelBurone]

How can i reach Stephanie if you don't mind me asking? Heard she’s an IA for neuberger berman

[@Izzy-r9g3g]

They complain about FOOD prices while loaded down with trump "memorabilia" Go figure

[@timm5362]

"I can't afford eggs AND gas for my $100,000 diesel truck that only gets 13 mpg, so I'm gonna vote for the felon with the dictator fetish!"

[@VolcanixAquatix]

​@@timm5362 my question is, since they have made trump their ENTIRE personality, what will they have left when he leaves his last term. Or leaves this plane of existence 😂😂😂 I hope they cry about it. I'll bake a cake.

[@Reed-2big]

@@timm5362 Why do you need eggs for your truck. 😂😂 Yep, I looked back and see the caps but still …..

[@dominiquea.bryant-freeland628]

Lol right.

[@Nosferdamus]

@@Reed-2big you need eggs to eat my guy. groceries happen every week.

[@DwayneShaw1]

nepotism - another characteristic of fascism

[@duramaxdad]

The fascism talk was wildly popular this election. Keep going.

[@jasjfl]

@@duramaxdadpopularity = truth. Yet another characteristic of fascism.

[@TrxmpBrownNosersBgone]

MAGA banners are like swastikas to people that rely on social programs to survive. People with disabilities could literally die. The MAGA propagandists hate everything I love. They can and will be stopped.

[@adamdavis8743]

Hunter Biden ring any bells?

[@DwayneShaw1]

@@adamdavis8743 - Hunter Biden was never given a political occupation by his dad -- never had a job in politics -- nepotism in business is not the same thing shitforbrains

[@LillyP-xs5qe]

He doesn't deserve a peaceful transition, he doesn't deserve a transition, he deserves to be denied power.

[@Blackshadow164]

Stop crying; the people have spoken.😏 that’s democracy, baby

[@LillyP-xs5qe]

@Blackshadow164 it's not, you can't let undemocratic people get to power, it's called defensive democracy, if the majority called to harm you, would you allow it? No, and it shouldn't be allowed in the first place, all these racist, anti LGBTQ laws are undemocratic, the GOP is undemocratic, the democratic thing to do is deny them any access to democracy. That lesson was learned after the results of 1933 Germany elections...

[@chenzen1578]

@@Blackshadow164 would you say that if ttrump had lost?

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

He deserves to be in prison!

[@brianwhoreadsobjectiveinfo1122]

@@Blackshadow164 put your diaper back on your head, LOL!

[@taotravyuniversalist7747]

He deserves nothing. This country is disgustingly broken. Bleh

[@GrannieAnnieMB2024]

So why did so many voters give him the majority? Did they not learn from when he was #45?

[@wellthatgotweird]

​@@GrannieAnnieMB2024no they did not! and many don't know math either. they will feel hurt economically sooner than they expect

[@taotravyuniversalist7747]

@AnneMartens-u2l did you know that 52% of America can't read above a 6th grade level? The uneducated have been swarmed by nonsense... And even if they were educated, most of them made a choice not to support fascism

[@Newton-Reuther]

​@wellthatgotweird Most voters voted for Trump. As much as I, a member of the LGBT community wish it wasn't true, it is.

[@Theonetruegod-hw2ei]

He deserves the WH, that is why we voted for him.

[@Apoorva-f8e]

As Desi said, " I don't care why Kamala lost, I care why this orange balloon won!" Disappointing. 😢

[@tlgmc1908]

I think the opposite, dems have to learn from their mistakes or we will get a republican president in 2028 as well.

[@duramaxdad]

In a democratic republic the winner is chosen by the people and the electoral college. The Orange Baloon won both. U r disappointed cuz your media lied to you. Unmet expectations causes all issues.

[@WhoLetTheDogOut]

HA ha Ha! Did you see what happened? Harris lost the Electoral vote and the popular vote😂

[@FffFt-p7m]

America loves trump one of the best presidents in its history!

[@ChrisTopherBunnell]

​@@WhoLetTheDogOut don't worry, Biden's VA approved my veterans disability claim that you neglected, and fortunately, I can spend that money, YOUR TAXES, in another country where I can get the democracy you told me I was protecting. You are #NotWelcomeForMyService.

[@jennifermukhia2759]

All those people who were injured and even died on January 6th . This is an insult to them.

[@TruthShallSetYouFree2023]

Buy some kleenex

[@goldflo91]

​@@TruthShallSetYouFree2023MAGA cultist's schadenfreude Yeah, laugh while you still can. We'll also enjoy your whines and cries when your turn comes

[@plwadodveeefdv]

@@TruthShallSetYouFree2023 better get it now before the tariffs hit. and that "two years of suffering" elon wants

[@alro11]

Ronny is getting better and better- it’s been fun to watch him grow. He cracks me up! 🎉😂

[@BirdsNNVA]

He is a great talent.

[@HandleNameIsStupid]

Dude is straight hillarious...him and Kosta are comedy gold mines.

[@cynthiazonca5128]

Cheaters will pay!

[@freedom-t7n]

My soul is clean!! I didn't vote for a convict!!

[@kathyb.2111]

My conscious is clear too unfortunately we’re still going to suffer

[@arupguhathakurta1460]

You voted for a genocidal government 😅

[@МихайлоСєльський]

Well, how you put that doesn't clarify if you actually did vote against him)

[@7daimeHokage]

What about a war criminal?

[@trowawayacc]

Does not matter. At least now he is unelectable. Till he declares himself king.

[@ME2K23]

Bravo America! A convict as president... can't make any more sense! The world is surely going to respect the US even more now! 🙄

[@DeeGeeDeFi]

I think that was the plan all along, sadly. Isolationism at its ugliest. I mean, he wants to leave NATO.

[@PhillipBell]

To be fair, the other candidate was a qualified woman. And we couldn't have that in our mysogynistic society.

[@UnashamedCaliforniagirl]

Too bad I voted for her❤​@@PhillipBell

[@JCTiggs1]

How does Trump, who among other things started an insurrection in 2020 and had a 33% approval rating, get rewarded by being President again in 2024.

[@andrewgray573]

Voters suppression. Gerrymandering. Dark money and General corruption.

[@Damianweibler]

Waiting too late to dump the old man and putting in an unlikeable woman. The Democrats F'd up, and now everyone, globally, has to pay for it

[@MajorHenryL.]

1. TaliBiden and Camela🐪 were even worse 2. J6 was not an insurrection in the doctrinal sense. Trump had nothing to do with it. 3. People got tired of the meddling from government such as DEI and other woke policies.

[@MajorHenryL.]

@@andrewgray573 With the amount of early voting youre going with voter suppression?😅 There is no voter suppression in the US. None.

[@deehuntley1712]

Electoral and the Popular vote! HOW?????

[@mattsmith1318]

Don't forget nearly half the country is "the enemy from within"😠💙😭

[@michaelmeroyers5487]

that’s we democrats

[@Richard-ug4el]

Sadly, that part is true. They're the idiots that voted for Trump.

[@lamar3358]

he mentionned 3 or 4 people specifically. it was transformed in a broader generalized statement by spokespeople trying to confuse, deflect & muddy the waters on your side

[@Aaron.Thomas]

​@@lamar3358 right... because that makes it better... uh huh

[@dullahaut329]

​@lamar3358 yeah, he mentioned 3 people in a category that it's absurd to stops there. Like, with the way he says the phrase "the radical left", do you really think he only has three people on that list?

[@SilkyForestMoose]

Like many Americans, I'm deeply upset with the results of Tuesday's election. And I'm not going to sit here and pretend that it will be okay. Because for many people, it won't. The sad truth of the matter is that I am now looking at a future that is uncertain. I thought that I would have the privilege to work hard, be happy, and find success in this country. But because of demagogues like Trump and Vance, many people believe that there can be no way forward with the other side of the aisle. This is not the America I grew up in, it's not the America I loved. I'm saddened by the decision of over 70 million individuals in this country, but I won't let them ruin my life. If I need to leave, I will leave--- But this is a sworn promise: I will not miss a single chance to call out the unjust treatment of immigrants, LGBTQ+ citizens, women, people of color, non-Christians, or any other minority group done in the name of the far right movement that has taken over the republican party. I believe that America can one day see the end of this nightmare. And I wished it had been on Tuesday. My grandfather didn't fight in WWII to see fascism take over this country. For now, I'll take solace in the likes of The Daily Show, Stephen Colbert, John Stewart, and Seth Myers fighting back with humor. Remember: Fascists want you to think they won. Laughing at them proves they haven't.

[@youarepredictable]

And none of that will happen any more than it is already happening...which is next to nothing....

[@DBDdavid]

Congratulations, Adolph

[@kevinmartel2456]

She lost, didn’t you hear the news

[@someguyanonymous5171]

Yea if they didnt take 4 years to "investigate" and "prosecute" his very pbvious crimes with tons and tons of very apparent evidence and just actually put him in front of a judge and actually sentenced this guy ypu might not have to deal with him again. No one knows why it is taking four years to build such easy cases

[@eriotosama]

He is immune to all of it. Will pardon himself and thats that

[@duramaxdad]

Crimes that are passed expiration period and never were felonies. Or the, he lied on the application, crimes from an, all parties happy and paid in full claim. Pretty silly crimes. But your emotions are riled.

[@Zack-vi7is]

There's a reason you don't see CEOs and former presidents (or really any high ranking politician) go to prison. It's not because they aren't committing crimes, the laws simply don't apply to them.

[@mattragusa210]

History will look back at Merrick Garland with deep shame.

[@quinnholleman1547]

It's hard to send someone to prison when they can just pay off the court and prosecutor and threaten retaliation if they won't take the bribe

[@Bob_Lennart]

Just a reminder, Germany also had a peaceful transfer of power in 1933

[@billmago7991]

true, then they manufactured a crisis so they could dissolve parliament and Adolf could then claim to be Fuhrer......watch this space

[@natelecarde962]

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” -Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

[@2bunnies254]

He's not healthy, wish him luck!

[@alicefoster4428]

much respect to the person making a Futurama reference.

[@MsWarriordiva]

Just this country.

[@GrannieAnnieMB2024]

Consider the alternative ...

[@kittybluett8887]

@@MsWarriordivait won’t be safe anywhere

[@kungfuchief]

Why respect Mr orange he isn’t worth it. Respect is earned not given

[@altrag]

A peaceful transfer of power isn't about respecting the person, it's about respecting the office, the constitution and the country. That's something Trump either doesn't understand, doesn't care about, or both.

[@TomStarcevich-fb3qo]

Trump2024 🇺🇸 💪 🇺🇸 💪 🇺🇸

[@altrag]

@@TomStarcevich-fb3qo You already got that. Come back and see if you're still interested in Trump2028.

[@Rose-p5m1v]

I’m absolutely heartbroken 💔 and infuriated that Jack Smith is not moving forward. Trump was NOT in office when some of the crimes were committed! 😡Rich radical far right Republican terrorist Party ignore the constitution! 😢

[@goldflo91]

Maybe he's fearing for MAGA's revenge on him and his close ones

[@renen5315]

Well, if you were in his shoes, and have you and your family potentially harassed and retaliated against by Trump, would you still push forward?

[@sandrajones590]

Does he deserve a peaceful transition? That was really disrespectful what he did to Biden transition. It was an embarrassment. Really!

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

Does anyone "deserve" the protections of the Constitution? {:o:O:}

[@mr.joshua6818]

Yes, because he was elected by the people and we're not traitors.

[@MajorHenryL.]

That he did…or what some dumb idiots did? I recall Trump telling people to peacefully protest.

[@isocarboxazid]

@@mr.joshua6818Speak for yourself. No loyalty to the fascist regime here. None whatsoever.

[@almostnw155]

​@@mr.joshua6818This. It's better that we do what's right. It's why I like the left more than the right

[@davelester5839]

i'm going to enjoy my favorite late night comedians until they are taken away.

[@HandleNameIsStupid]

ehhh probably not going away....anything that keeps his name in the minds of others is a net gain for Trump. And it's four more years of late night going on and on about this guy as always.

[@ИванКожухов-щ3г]

Nobody is going to take them away because nobody gives a f.. k about them.

[@TomStarcevich-fb3qo]

They all are liberal 😢 cry babies 👶

[@PhillipBell]

We're all going to be in the neighboring water-boarding rooms, so expect the laughs to continue between the screams.

[@rob4750]

How do they not come to the realization that we should have tried Bernie's politics back in 2016. Be an actual party for the people. Healthcare for all.

[@CjV-k8u]

You don't win elections in this country by calling yourself a "Democratic Socialist". In addition, Bernie Sanders & his supporters had a lot to do with Hillary losing when they cast protest votes for Jill Stein--AND he almost did it again in 2020. I like his commitment to the people; but we need to get back to the middle, not further left or right, PLEASE!!

[@pacotaco1246]

That would alienate their rich donor pool, which has lots of overlap with the republican donor pool

[@rob4750]

@pacotaco1246 haha, who cares? She had tons of money this time and nothing to show for it due to weak policy.

[@GoodraFTW]

Can't run on fixing problems if you fix them all

[@bfgivmfith]

Thank you for helping to make sense of the chaos, and have the ability to laugh at the hardest parts. Keep up the great work! Please! I need you!

[@mickeymojito]

Mind blowing he just gets away with his crimes now.

[@Domj618]

Now they are not crimes 🎉🎉 USA USA

[@duramaxdad]

Are you gonna charge him for the documents case while he has access to more documents than before? It’s kinda silly to punish and to have him serve. Delicate is the balance.

[@user-d32658]

Didn’t Clinton lie under oath about Lewinsky?

[@dragongirl89115]

@@duramaxdad I know, right? I mean, it's not like the GOP is the supposed party of Law and Order...

[@GoneSurfing-g8e]

But wait, there is more... As per the Supreme Court, he's also immune for his future crimes...

[@RonaldPetrin]

Vance is having his favorite couch delivered to the White House.

[@jiblitin1520]

I'm not sure his wife will be happy about that. 🤣

[@joeds3775]

i bet it's under (age) sized...

[@marc21256]

It's a Love Seat!

[@NewMessage]

At least we can console ourselves with the fact that we all lost... even if half the country hasn't figured that out yet. Well, all but the rich, of course. They never seem to lose.

[@joeleonardis7452]

That’s a quarter of the country. That is all that voted for Donnie

[@SirQuantization]

@@joeleonardis7452 You can't do math? Or...

[@toxictonyRS]

it's hilarious that you think the democrats weren't in the pockets of the wealthiest elite among us. Delusional...

[@MajorHenryL.]

The one demographic that Camela🐪 increased in 2024 compared to 2020 were white millionaires. Just announced today.

[@Bowtiedhillbilly]

@@SirQuantization Yes, they can. Trump received about 73 million votes. The United States has a population of 339 million people. Thus, about a quarter (a little less) of the country voted for him. Although to be a little more honest, the ADULT population of the United States is about 260 million people. So it's closer to 3/10ths of the country, a little less, of people who CAN vote that did vote for him. Math!

[@sisik19]

I am scared of Elon musk being in the White House

[@doriangrey9702]

Don't worry, Elon musk is in charge of finance. Our money our fiscal system for our government and the people. ( I hope you know I'm being sarcastic about not worrying).

[@VolcanixAquatix]

so take all your money out the banks and put it in a jar cause the banks will lose the backing of the FDIC and we will go into a depression. 😂😂

[@Domj618]

Elon can't sit still he will be out working on stuff he has no clue what he is doing but it will all work out

[@RtimusCFrog]

He already said expect hardships as he guts our government. But know full well trump, Elon and the rest of the oligarchs will suffer no such hardship, they will continue making record profits with huge tax cuts.

[@El_Al14]

That means you haven’t drive Tesla yet. Don’t worry, Your fear will leave you once you buy Tesla

[@atombased-m3d]

Ronny has firmly secured his place in my heart as my favorite. His delivery is as solid as granite and his confidence in comedy radiates like a Sun Titan. Carry on sir, and stay the course

[@ww-bp9el]

This coming spring will be very challenging for those of us who love the idea of Democracy.

[@dan_hitchman007]

Ukraine, Gaza, and elsewhere will be devastated. It will not just be the U.S. that will suffer.

[@duramaxdad]

Democracy got you here champ.

[@kittybluett8887]

@@dan_hitchman007exactly, I feel for them

[@yeongvoonkang1966]

Brace yourself comrade

[@mykki.d]

Yeah get ready for his Cabinet appointments and Executive orders on Day 1

[@mikesandlin862]

The president is immune to prosecution. Isn't that Joe? Step up

[@bobhope4288]

Seal team 6 isn't doing anything right now, that I know of...

[@Zennitube]

hes immune to cognition and knowing where he is

[@kittybluett8887]

@@bobhope4288love it

[@sprockkets]

It doesn't matter. Doing that will start a civil war and martial law will follow. This country wanted to purge the others. Let the Latinos be the first against the wall.

[@efisgpr]

​@@ZennitubeHow do DIMENTIA DONNIE's boots taste? 👢 👢 👅

[@DystopianUtopia8]

It's an oligarchy not a democracy.

[@margorgogo]

I am so sick of him. I cannot believe our country is going to have to endure four more years.😢

[@eriotosama]

Way longer than 4 bud way longer. His party controls most of congresd and the judiciary. Best be prepared for an very bad couple of decades or longer.

[@ForNoOne1]

I took consolation in the fact that the average human life span is 79.5 years

[@Panshonshuman]

Optimistic to think it's only 4 years🙃

[@Task-paralysis24.7]

Well I have JD Vance coup on my 2025 Bingo card. 😂😂😂 I also have Military coup just to hedge my bets.

[@WhoLetTheDogOut]

HA ha Ha! Did you see what happened? Harris lost the Electoral vote and the popular vote😂​@@ForNoOne1

[@zachaustin-humphries7029]

George Orwell called it

[@339gabriel]

1984 ends with the narrator writing everything in past tense. This implies that at some point the party was defeated

[@michaelmabe8214]

Been thinking of this book a lot lately. Particularly how many examples of "we have always been at war with Eurasia" I've been seeing.

[@kasiazdrojewska3616]

@@339gabriel 1989 is the promise after 1984. But you can't repeat that with only 20% engaged in defeating the tyrant...

[@damiang888]

That's TDS, you have TDS, try new channels or media for the next election cycle.

[@zombies4evadude24]

@@kasiazdrojewska3616 I believe in the Appendix it takes until 2050 for the party to be overthrown. So a long dark age is coming.

[@skfnv6340]

We need more Biden-Trump conversations

[@renjing]

Hilarious😂

[@scbtripwire]

During the fake call between "Trump" and "Biden," Trump is way too coherent to be believable.

[@joycewills895]

The Daily Show has continuously down played Trump's cognitive decline for over a year. Yeah, Biden makes mistakes, but he is more coherent than Trump will ever be. Thanks Daily show for helping to install a dictator. It's not funny when it's one sided insults, feeding the maga base.

[@kuzzbillington6392]

its also one of the worst impressions of him on late night tv. they seriously need to hire someone else.

[@goldflo91]

​@@kuzzbillington6392Miss Trevor Noah's impressions of both Trump and Biden

[@Snowkobbie]

And he didn't mention Arnold Palmer or space shuttles.

[@OzzyInSpace]

I'm so baffled how we have such a dangerous person taking that office again... here's hoping we live through this one.

[@GrannieAnnieMB2024]

Some people will be emigrating to other countries because they can't stomach what will be happening in 75 days. Somehow, he always manages to surround himself with enablers that do his bidding, even if it is detrimental to their health or career. Narcissism is a mental personality disorder, a dangerous one ...

[@KathrynTanner-t8f]

Some people will NOT live through this administration. And many will suffer.

[@jiblitin1520]

@@GrannieAnnieMB2024 Great. Less people to vote against him in 4 years. /s 😭

[@thinkie12]

If he is dangerous, than, you are crazy.

[@OzzyInSpace]

@@thinkie12 I'm sorry you don't see that...

[@britoates8015]

This had to be the best episode so far to me! That conversation between Trump and Biden 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️

[@scottbryant9425]

Are we really transitioning. 4 more years of uber sharp division, disdain, and endless embarrassment. If I were Joe, I'd have been like, you can have the keys on Jan 20th at 4pm, and the house will be broom clean. Figure out the rest on your own..

[@Rowsy91]

The people spoke. Trump is more popular than ever

[@jeremytine]

@@Rowsy91 actually trump got fewer votes than 2020, but apparently alof of USA is still sexist and could not vote for a woman

[@VolcanixAquatix]

​@Rowsy91 sure, and he gets only this last term. Then what are you gonna do, Magats have made trump their entire personality 😂😂😂 yall gonna have the biggest identity crisis and I'm Rollin from it 😂😂😂

[@FloatingInSpace5702]

⁠she had policies. She literally drilled her policies into our f-ing brains every single time she spoke. Jesus I’m so tired of this rhetoric. Not to mention Trump NEVER talked about policies and only spread hate and violence. Just say you have an unfair expectation for women to be perfect and be done with it.

[@FloatingInSpace5702]

That is for @Remystified

[@chickenMan-M4A3E2]

I find it hilarious that Trump threw such a fit that the Democrats have to explicitly state that they won't try and overthrow the government

[@OneMxnbrxnd]

That's why the democrats will always be losers. They get bully by the opposition and never get an ounce of credit for falling into their right wing traps. Harris like a fool went around parading with the Cheney family and got no more Republican votes than Biden while they lost ground in so many demographics. Thunderous applause to the end of democracy

[@lindamaloney1637]

Ronnie Chang is the best!

[@LD-qj2te]

After all the terrible things Trump said about her . This us disgusting

[@altrag]

A peaceful transfer of power isn't about respecting the person, it's about respecting the office, the constitution and the country. That's something Trump either doesn't understand, doesn't care about, or both.

[@timothysatyr6674]

@@altrag I am sort of tired of always being kind to the unkind to set an example, and be the better person. Part of me thinks its about time to start stooping to the right wingers level

[@kevinmartel2456]

She is a fool

[@tnijoo5109]

We, the people, demand that all Trump’s legal matters are settled before he takes the presidency. His presidency can be delayed rather than his sentencing. He must be held accountable for the insurrection before he is allowed to take power. We, the people, demand justice.

[@kerstinnz]

This makes far more sense.

[@tnijoo5109]

@ thanks. I don’t know how to start something but I want to start a movement. Democrats need to fight this. I hope someone who knows how to start a movement sees this. We can’t let a party who has made it clear they support an authoritarian dictatorship take control of our democracy. In this situation a peaceful transfer of power to a fascist dictator would not be respectful of our democracy. I hope Biden and Harris will realize that.

[@Aaron.Thomas]

I would be afraid if I was him. If you take away peoples power to have justice in the system... they look for it other ways. Better to have it in the legal system. Deny them that... well, I hope the best for his health.

[@Smitty2528]

He's not exactly healthy, they're just using him as the "face". He won't be sitting behind that desk for very long

[@jiblitin1520]

@@Smitty2528 He's not healthy, but he has access to the best healthcare in the world. He'll be sitting behind that desk for a very long time in a wheelchair I'm sure.

[@ssenssel]

I cannot begin to tell how much a love Ronny. this coming from somebody who couldn't stand him not too long ago.. I did a complete 180. Can't even explain.

[@martavdz4972]

Totally understand, same here. He gives off a "scorn" vibe (probably just a persona he puts on) that used to be unpleasant. But it´s perfectly suitable for this situation. Also, not being from the U.S., he´s not completely ground down by the events and that gives him a certain wild freedom.

[@CoreyAWalton]

It's hard to believe I dislike seventy-two million neighbors.

[@hodaka1000]

MAGA ?

[@WhoLetTheDogOut]

​@CoreyAWalton HA ha Ha! Did you see what happened? Harris lost the Electoral vote and the popular vote😂

[@CoreyAWalton]

@WhoLetTheDogOut aww man!!! I just commented on the wrong channel! !!! Seriously! But yeah.. I did. Sorry oh 😅 my bad

[@CoreyAWalton]

@@WhoLetTheDogOut I like your comment. Go get 'em!

[@CoreyAWalton]

@@hodaka1000 yes.

[@fuzzytb]

We’re so effed. I used to tell my wife all the crazy things going on in Trump world. Since the election I haven’t told her a thing. It would just stress her out. This seems very surreal that our government has coalesced around a bunch of entertainers and conspiracy theorists. Idiocracy has manifest.

[@cmdraftbrn]

it was of their own making. they pushed out their own moderates and centrist to favor extremists and zealots.

[@TheAureliac]

Can't your wife read?

[@fuzzytb]

@@cmdraftbrn What's notable is that statement could be used to describe either party.

[@cmdraftbrn]

@@fuzzytb yes it can. and 1 of those parties has been at it since their first leader was executed.

[@plwadodveeefdv]

@@fuzzytb yeah for sure. democrats embracing the border crisis rhetoric and signaling their gun-friendliness is so woke and extreme left. where are all the centrists?

[@ZanCartoons]

That phone call was amazing

[@ruckusrevolution9475]

Peaceful transfer of power to a self declared autocratic is nothing to boast about.

[@altrag]

A peaceful transfer of power isn't about respecting the person, it's about respecting the office, the constitution and the country. That's something Trump either doesn't understand, doesn't care about, or both.

[@tommcfadden5232]

Playing by the rules when your opponent doesn’t is the sign of a fool.

[@Metrosoda]

The DNC can sit around the dumpster fire that will be our country and comfort themselves saying "at least we took the high road!"

[@altrag]

@@tommcfadden5232 So you're suggesting it would be better if nobody abides by the constitution and we just throw the thing away?

[@mattphelps7702]

Am I now allowed to refuse criminal prosecution up to the felony level, citing that my Commander in Chief is also a felon?

[@jiblitin1520]

It would make sense if you tell your employer that you have 34 felonies that they would hire you on the spot.

[@USERTM7]

THIS.

[@otak3133]

If you're rich, maybe.

[@renen5315]

That's the message.

[@efreezeaimtopleaze]

I mean maybe if you were charged with said felonies almost 10 years after writing the checks to someone trying to blackmail you, but the Democratic DOJ decided to charge you with it the year before an election to keep you from running. Yea they might think those charges against you are bs, just like the majority of the country knew the charges against Trump were BS.

[@GeorgieLo7016]

final skit phone call was great!

[@christina3maria]

so glad to see ronny 🥰

[@mauricioangulos.2830]

To think Biden has been given by the Supreme Court the power to send Trump and his cabinet members to Guantanamo. Ah, well...

[@jraulerson3081]

Oh, Guantanamo is just the start. Seems Biden would rather sell out the American people than tarnish his legacy and do the right thing.

[@ThomasdWell]

that's the thing, the Republicans KNOW he won't. Joe is going to leave the White House thinking he's taking the high road when in reality he's left us with a bear in the house and we're all covered in honey. After January we are on our own.

[@peachteatina]

I am quite tired of Democrats being nice about this all.

[@AnointedVessel40]

They don't realize everything he saying will apply to them as well they are not exempt because they voted for him but they all about to see!!

[@drfranks1158]

covid came to America while the 🤡was in office. This time he is bringing back polio, his gift to the world.

[@duramaxdad]

Do you want to be right that bad? Just admit defeat. Your news lied to you. Trump is wildly popular. U don’t need coddled do you?

[@WhoLetTheDogOut]

HA ha Ha! Did you see what happened? Harris lost the Electoral vote and the popular vote😂

[@GrannieAnnieMB2024]

@@WhoLetTheDogOut Are you on repeat, repeat, repeat?

[@WhoLetTheDogOut]

@AnneMartens-u2l Sorry! It's going to be kinda hard not to bask in the schadenfreude this week! I'm sure you understand 🤣

[@sprockkets]

Supreme Court didn't care about the 14th amendment, why care about the 22th? Who's going to stop him?

[@plwadodveeefdv]

twenty tooth

[@jonathanstorie1081]

Love you, Ronnie! 💥

[@aniher4949]

Killed it on this one. Thanks for making me laugh. Hope the next four years are just as funny

[@BenjaminJones-y4h]

Yall failed. The amount of tragedy that is going to happen is unimaginable.

[@tehKap0w]

the dems failed. they voters did the best they could, given the choices. if the campaign can't convince you to cast a ballot, that's on the campaign, not the constituents.

[@renen5315]

That's right.

[@kevinmartel2456]

Yeah Woke is gonna get thrown out😂

[@BenjaminJones-y4h]

@kevinmartel2456 what's woke? Never heard of the word before.

[@kevinmartel2456]

@@BenjaminJones-y4hhead under a rock?

[@nancydaugherty159]

This peaceful transfer is the nail in our coffin

[@kevinmartel2456]

Blue flush was awesome

[@elizabethellis9062]

Jack Smith can stay the case and not dismantle it. If we can get rid of drumpf again the same cases can be waiting for him. Biden needs to protect this man and get at least this much done. 🤬

[@johnlee7164]

He needs to appear to appease the new president or he won't exist in the next four years. Same with zelensky.

[@snazzybean]

It's not up to Smith, it's up to Merrick Garland right now and after Biden's gone, whoever Trump puts in place as Attorney General. I wouldn't be surprised if Smith is on the list of enemies that Trump wants put away in the gulag.

[@noelbedalov11]

You can guarantee Drumpf will pardon himself

[@MrDan11422]

We are so F😭CKED!

[@Domj618]

Why?

[@dessertlocust]

@@Domj618 because the dem party has been destroyed and they did it to themselves. i’m happy you guys voted biden in, that was the nail in the coffin

[@0Fyrebrand0]

@@Domj618 This cannot possibly be an honest question.

[@Domj618]

@@0Fyrebrand0 yes explain? What is the problem

[@addisalemayehu7546]

@@Domj618 trump is going to make America great again but a sprinkle of stupidity here and there

[@christinale2109]

Dying with laughter on the D and J convo…. Ingenious 😂😂😂

[@heiispoon3017]

Ooof the satire is strong! Also loved the phone call segment! Its such a treat to be happy and sad all at the same time

[@jiblitin1520]

Meh Drumpf was too coherent and Biden was too incoherent.

[@Bailouts4Billionaires]

DOJ guidelines? Only freakin guidelines?! Just CHANGE the guidelines and get it done in the next month!

[@Isanion]

Unfortunately they're fighting against the Supreme Court and Trump loyal lower courts. It's been so slow because the DOJ has had to navigate an impossibly stacked field and jump through innumerable legal hoops. All of it designed to stall until the election. There's no way to get it done in a month when the judges are crooked and have the power to reschedule and delay over and over.

[@dennislopez1272]

THIS

[@dakotawharton]

They stopped even being guidelines with this Supreme Court.

[@joycewills895]

It is a policy, not a law, they could do it they truly wanted to, but alas they dragged it out for a reason. Someone should check if Garland is part of one of those extremist right Christian groups.

[@visavice]

Ronnie... you da maaaan

[@helena51troy]

Talk about a low bar. Do you really get points for being decent? I wonder. Thanks, Daily Show, Ronny and the other wonderful hosts.

[@77jaycube69]

No you don't get points for being decent. You get kicked in the teeth.

[@Budrica]

The bullies always win in real life

[@michaelevangatto1659]

RFK Jr. sounds like when you shake a nearly empty spray paint can

[@doriangrey9702]

And he will be in charge of the FDA and healthcare. Figure that out. Look into it. Very scary

[@alisonf6478]

He has a neurological issue. It feels pretty low to mock him. (And no, I am not a fan of him or Trump. But I am a fan of being kind.)

[@VolcanixAquatix]

This made me snort 😂😂

[@michaelevangatto1659]

@@alisonf6478 lighten up - you’re the reason we’re called snowflakes 🤡

[@janetl9984]

@@alisonf6478 Thank you. Well said.

[@M.Linoge]

If we're all going to perish, I want this guy to tell me about it.

[@philippamcdoom]

Thank you for keeping up our spirits ❤

[@josephcarlson9487]

lying will always be a form of cheating and thats all he did

[@kissedbysun2517]

It's sad that so many Americans fail to value freedom.

[@charleshopkins87]

Merrick Garland dropped the ball.

[@SoOthersMayLiveandStuff]

That was great, Ronny! Your RFK jr. impersonation had me rolling!! 😆😂🤣

[@dovelove1920]

😂😂😂

[@GG-kt2uk]

Personally, on inauguration day, i will have my American flag flying upside down in distress and protest.

[@AustrianPainter14]

You will have to buy it first lol

[@Fixorfish]

​@AustrianPainter14 Had mine flying UPSIDE DOWN on Wednesday morning. Neighbors didn't care for that and I merely said..."I really couldn't give a flying f**k what you think of it. I will take it down when you remove ALL THE TRUMP SIGNS in the neighborhood". Did not get any reply to that, of course......and MANY have been up SINCE HIS 2020 LOSS !!....hehehe. KMA trumper thumpers....we ARE "in distress", you just haven't felt it just yet. It'll happen, mark my words....Latinos and women, SSI folks, any government $ dependent folks, have ALL figuratively shot themselves in the foot....& the pain is on the way !! I will have zero sympathy and loads of PITY.

[@GrannieAnnieMB2024]

@@AustrianPainter14 Where? from Donny's warehouse? What is the price, like $100K for one?

[@hitchinaride1972]

​@@GrannieAnnieMB2024He can have mine. I got it for "free". I just had to travel to Vietnam when I was 19 to pick it up. I choose not to display it any longer because we officially live in a Banana Republic now.

[@ChitrakGupta]

The dialogue at the end was so great

[@esmeralda478]

I honestly don't know how you are making me laugh at a time like this.

[@sirenict7647]

Laughter heals. We all still need it!😊

[@GoldenFlowerAbbey]

Having criminals at the helm is unacceptable

[@Bane-l7h]

Yet we all seem to accept it. What actions do we take to prove it is actually 'unacceptable'? Perhaps a revolution is needed.

[@kevinmartel2456]

Biden is leaving soon

[@patbarbe6962]

Thanks for the laughs Ronny

[@daisyluv917]

This country is absolutely F*d. There's no amount of comedy that's going to make things better or easier....but thanks for trying Daily Show.

[@vja1970]

We need Jon more than ever.. Heard he will do DS for one more year. Hope he stays

[@larryfoster8820]

Yes agreed. I just tried to watch all the late night and it's disturbing. None of this is funny.

[@jiblitin1520]

@@vja1970 Remember when he said Drumpf is just as bad as Biden?

[@j0wwify]

Great show ronnie - even us Australian fans need emotional support laughs right now ❤

[@Ladychry]

Thank you for hoping things turned out different. At least I hope that is how you felt. How’s Australia right now? I feel like I need a long long vacation. Or maybe I could just travel for 4+ years.

[@skfnv6340]

Why do Australian fans need emotional support? Are you saying some guy winning an election thousands of miles away has hurt you so much emotionally that you need someone else to help you through it?

[@samfilmkid]

Let us peacefully transition power to a man whose administration will dedicate themselves to making sure it will never happen again. DEMOCRACY!

[@KitKat-e5k]

Biden should officially order seal team 6 to take out Trump now. Biden would be immuned according to scotus😊

[@Blackshadow164]

Stop being a threat to democracy 😏

[@Budrica]

But what about JP Mandel??

[@xMaGuSx888]

Nah, you can't preach democracy and fair voting, and then try and pull something like that. This is what the country wanted, shockingly, so this is what we get. Democracy isn't democracy if it's only what you want it to be and not the vote.

[@Eternal_Placidity]

What a country, buckle up folks, bout to be a crazy ride.

[@ernebruce5277]

Thanks for bringing the happiness!

[@whatamess8764]

Ronny and Desi are my favorite!!!!

[@chookieist]

Mine too

[@noluthando6757]

Same here

[@robertnapier624]

Hopefully Desi can foxsplain how Trump’s second term is going.

[@XopheAdethri]

Our lesson; Kids, learn to aim better.

[@hodaka1000]

Third time's a charm

[@mattragusa210]

There will undoubtedly be more attempts on his life.

[@astralarchaeology5840]

Don’t send a boy to do a man’s job

[@nolongerblocked6210]

I'm ashamed it took so long before anyone even tried

[@noelbedalov11]

@@XopheAdethri Republicans don't know how guns work

[@Mi_Pi]

Ronny is what we need in this second Trump era. This attitude is IT.

[@donaldbenjamin8342]

He's not a sitting president yet.