Biden Orders UFOs Shot Down, MTG Says Spy Balloon Could've Been a Nuke: A Closer Look

[@shermanculbertson6244]

It’s absolutely and completely humiliating and embarrassing that Marjorie Green is a member of Congress.

[@carolynmariedimmick7884]

Indeed. She's repulsive.

[@MB5rider81]

You misspelled humanity

[@ishotmyboss]

Don't forget that Gohmert asked the forest service if they could move the moon.

[@tataniatucker2625]

Stop covering this waste of oxygen

[@frederickleo2386]

OMG.... you are not kidding!!

[@BinocularRivalry]

"Big guy, strong guy... Tears running down his face..." I will never get enough of this runner.

[@fredherfst8148]

👌

[@raymondm.9954]

Trump will soon demand royalties.

[@Blodhelm]

I thought for sure it would be Chewbacca.

[@El-wv1tf]

“Mr Trump, Sir, Yub Nub”

[@sixstringedthing]

It's got some long legs this one. I'd be thanking Trump for all the memes, but that would be inappropriate considering the amount of damage done to spawn them.

[@patricedhanis-rouse3777]

No one can ever accuse MTG of gathering intelligence. Intelligence is something she does not have.

[@richardmcnamara8530]

Really a dumb woman!!

[@eliezakarmiah2412]

So what happened to discrimination when it comes to Christianity

[@thomaslenzmeier183]

Nor will she ever have intelligence.

[@1freethinker]

@@eliezakarmiah2412 you must be referring to reich wing racists who voted twice for tRUMPUS enormous..!

[@eliezakarmiah2412]

@@1freethinkerNo you do realize that our votes don’t count and everyone is fighting each other over pure nonsense right your vote don’t even count at the end of the day they pick it’s to seem more united 😂 plus not everyone who voted for trump is racist you can say one person does better in some aspects and not like all of them yo but no he’s obviously wrong if he’s being racist also most of y’all nowadays are racist all races matter it sucks what blacks went through and yes there should definitely be education on it but the obvious solution is to come together and stop hating on any race any of its just a cycle of nonsense to end it is to end it completely or it’s more division and craziness all races matter all to say one don’t is racist in todays date what happened before matters but to say that’s a excuse to do it to another race is hypocrisy the solution is to end all hate towards all races because it has nothing to do with anyone’s skin color anyone’s history matters let’s not let history repeat itself towards other races let’s come together and fix the whole entire problem because first off not everyone has skin color not every white person is racist anyway Stop going based off of how it used to be and trying to condemn every white person because that’s what’s going on nowadays you realize that right

[@TheUluxian]

MTG theorizing that the balloon might have contained a virus or nukes, and then criticizing Biden for shooting it down over the ocean where it wouldn't harm anyone has got to be the most MAGA thing ever...

[@OlafFichtner]

She was disappointed he didn't use any Jewish Space Laser to shoot it down...

[@CPoppaB1tch]

Thats the next big diss. Dude really? Thats so maga

[@suzakule]

she's too stupid to understand that any virus would not survive a drop from at altitude

[@dominomasked]

Can you imagine if they’d shot it down over Montana and any part of it had landed on some “sovereign citizen’s” property? They would both be suing the government for damage and distress AND refusing to turn over their “rightful property”.

[@InZoid]

I really think the alt right politicians are involved. Trump and his alt right politicians seem to be who is putting those balloons out there. hes been doing rallies with threats. all while his base attacks another power grid. 2019 while trump was in they were flying around then sars hit directly after. someone needs to test those balloons for a virus. gaetz had his gas mask on as a joke after sars hit. marjorie recently ran around with a white balloon in gov buildings as a joke. in 03 sars was almost unleashed on usa and bushs gop which is mainly trumps gop blamed it on the border like marjorie screamed at biden recently. which didnt fit cause these are balloons.it sounds like she was referencing sars. those balloons need to be tested for another virus. i really think these guys are involved and know more than they are saying..

[@hoover728]

MTG putting air quotes around 'intelligence' is a glorious self-own.

[@Mugdorna]

MTG; "people keep talking about something called 'intelligence' I don't know what that is"

[@slaycj2413]

I love how there are always “tears pouring down their face” when Seth describes Trump meeting someone.

[@raynwave]

Always look forward to... DA TEARS

[@czechmate784]

And trump always being called " Sir" ROFLMAO

[@slaycj2413]

😂😂😂 it’s so hilarious

[@alexofthecolossus2468]

You'd think Seth's Trump would get old, but I still relish the moment he gets to "big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes" 🤣

[@shldnfr]

Yes! 👍

[@deborahbarnes6741]

Or when he yells "Mel, Mel, Mel".

[@Haze-xr9rc]

Me listening to Donald Trump: ughhhhh make it stop make it stop my ears are bleeding Me listening to Seth's Trump impression which sounds exactly the same: beautiful, is there a 10 hour compilation of this?

[@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121]

"We love the Trump impressions, don't we folks?"

[@cruisinguy6024]

Seth’s “Trump” isn’t one of the best but it’s one of my favorites if that makes any sense. I think Trevor Noah’s is a better impersonation is better.

[@gal1885]

“Tears pouring down his face” is my favorite recurring joke 😂😂😂😂

[@carltontaylor6500]

Big guy, tough guy…😂

[@sheilajensen4263]

It is my favorite random bit that the show tucks in every so often. I end up with tears running down my face (of laughter)

[@hellpoint7534]

also Mel?! Mel!

[@kathleen109]

Same. I giggle the second he says that.

[@daveg-Vancouver_Island]

Yes it’s hilarious!

[@mikewile]

One thing MTG has never spent much time on is gathering, or acquiring, intelligence.

[@glenngarrett8785]

It was aliens searching for intelligent life, and as soon as they heard a broadcast from MTG they blew themselves up.

[@kimclarke5018]

Bah hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexemerson9886]

My best friend saw something she swears up and down was a UFO this past fall - off Myrtle Beach, incidentally 😂 - and described the flight pattern, etc. My take on it was, they do fly-bys every so often to see if it's worth landing yet; they keep declining to do so.

[@elaineharrison2648]

😂😂😂we needed that thank you 🙏

[@paulyricca3881]

🚬👴🏿IM A SPAMBOT TROLL ROBO GEEK

[@tvdinner325]

Maybe Herschel Walker was right. The Chinese are sending their bad air over here! BWHAHA!

[@jennfoley]

I love how MTG puts air quotes around the word intelligence like its such a foreign concept to her that can't possibly be real 🤣🤣

[@alex35agm]

Marjorie and intelligence are not usually associated with each other.

[@muskyoxes]

"What sort of lame excuse is that? You said you were trying to 'learn' 'something'?? What even is that?"

[@nomore6167]

@@alex35agm "Marjorie and intelligence are not usually associated with each other" - To paraphrase Megadeth (when they were still good), "MTG intelligence, two words combined that can't make sense". Very appropriate song for the content of this story, too.

[@belindarocky961]

@Nic DeGrave to be fair, intelligence DOES seem to be coming only from the left lately 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

When she goes on rants listing possibilities something can be, I like to join in on the fun with the at home game and throw in some random crap that sounds just as dumb as some of her ideas. For example: It could have been filled with confetti and glitter from a leftover gay pride parade or it could have came from an out of control gender reveal party and it will ran down blue dust on the city making everyone look like smurfs.

[@derrick333]

Normally love this segment but today you and your writers are killing it. Thank you for the laughs to deal with this crazy world we live in right now. 😂

[@tm13tube]

Absolutely.

[@danielricardocorreamejia]

Totally 😂

[@SaneTXJane]

I’ve always thought Seth is a brilliant comedian but what amazes me is that he keeps getting funnier all the time. I realize I’m laughing for longer and even harder than I ever have in the past! I love his humor style, presentation and his better than ever voice impersonations!

[@thomasbowers1210]

This is truly the best segment of any talk show on TV right now!

[@pre-covid-life]

MTG's speeches are like stand up comedy until you remember that she's a member of our government helping to represent our country to the rest of the world

[@amyschindler9062]

Hey now, is it really necessary to besmirch the names of well-known comedians Louis CK, Chris Delia, etc. by lumping them together with mtg?

[@prqshn]

I agree. She reminds me of an inexperienced unfunny comedian…

[@TheRealcdawg22]

"helping"? I'm not sure how much she is helping anything. Maybe she could use that Jewish space laser to take some of these objects down.

[@muskyoxes]

And she's effectively the speaker of the house

[@TheRealcdawg22]

@@muskyoxes yeah, she doesn't ever shut up.

[@orangesporanges9949]

A Closer Look is probably the Best segment on any late night show anywhere! 💛🙌🏼💛

[@freya8133]

Meh.....

[@Jon_IndieSan_B]

That and Stephen Colbert’s “MEANNNNNWHILE”

[@orangesporanges9949]

@@Jon_IndieSan_B Of course! They’re all on my late night rotation! 🤗

[@derkeheath5172]

BY FAR the best segment. Most late night jokes are so lazy and predictable - they don't go for the deep dive AT ALL.

[@brentsenior7830]

I hate this timeline we live in. I seriously wonder on daily basis how we ever got to this point.

[@Maya_Pinion]

Me thinks we weren't paying attention to what the elites were doing or not doing...distracted by working out,$, fones, PC 's,porn,what every ass was posting etc....😶‍🌫️

[@christopherweise438]

Getting to this point was easy. Recovering from this will be the difficult part.

[@charlescampbell7230]

"we were gonna bring the glaciers back" hit me right in the gut. I don't know how you could target me more fiercely, except to say "we could bring the rain forest back", which I failed to save as a child.

[@avedic]

90s kid too? I feel ya.... Michael Jackson's "Earth Song" video haunted little 11 year old me....

[@paulyricca3881]

🚬🧓🏻IM A SPAMBOT TROLL ROBO GEEK

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

We're born into systems not of our own choosing. The problems are systemic and institutional, not individual. So, change the systems.

[@charlescampbell7230]

@@nonyabizness.original so, yes, as a 90s kid we definitely focussed on saving the rain forest as a series of schools events which, obviously, failed. I'm not trying to imply that our small class was responsible for the downfall of the rain forest, but I'm also accepting that the "woke" adults failed in my childhood and we lost the rainforest to corporate interests who turned it into cash at somepoint in my adolescence.

[@soyevquirsefron990]

@@avedic I’m an 80s kid so “Yub Nub” got me. I’m not saying the 80s were good but it works on me

[@NewMessage]

So... who's gonna do the '99 Spy Balloons' parody first?

[@crazycrittergirl7672]

I think MTG already covered that territory on Twitter. 🙄

[@marshamariner7897]

99 spy 🎈s on the wall...99 spy 🎈 😂😅🤣❤️🤍💙🤬

[@Ducky69247]

China, apparently. They're already claiming we've sent upwards of 10 of them their direction

[@maartenvandam344]

I've seen one with a picture of Lena, saying that she warned us about 40 years ago that this would happen. The German version, "99 Luftballons" is much more apocalyptic than the English version. Like, no hope. The message of the song is: When you see a lot of balloons 🎈, don't panic! They're just balloons, they can only do so much harm. Oh, the humanity! Go easy on the balloons. They're not worth the bother.

[@funkmarkoflex]

Weird Al

[@TheStorm119]

This was an amazing closer look, had me laughing the entire time. Seth's impression of the hippy aliens was the real MVP. "BUMMER MAN!"

[@kieranhair37]

Agreed, this is my favorite. It's also funny to be watching this now because my NaNoWriMo project is all about newspaper reporters living in a world where an ongoing alien invasion has rendered their readers so jaded that the paper is struggling to find a headline that'll sell.

[@TrevorCopter]

I love how Seth’s hippie alien impression is just his Andy Samberg impression 😂😂

[@andreaeisenberg8851]

No the hippie alient was def Owen Wilson.

[@thomaskamau]

I thought that was Owen Wilson's impression

[@JoeBuk724]

@@andreaeisenberg8851 Owen Wilson! That's it, i was having trouble placing it

[@francesinez126]

Team Owen Wilson, here.

[@ZachVanDuser]

I heard The MyPillow guy

[@TheFrenchClipper]

MTG explaining to a room of military men how they should have shot a potential nuclear warhead on top on the country where high winds carry radiation far across the land, in full Karen mode, is so ducking brilliant

[@reekevp1073]

MGT is a joke. Everything that comes out of her mouth is garbage.

[@binaryglitch64]

I love how you're still using "ducking"... like pwned, that's a misspelling that has found its place in the English lexicon.

[@TheFrenchClipper]

@@binaryglitch64 just avoiding KZbin's comment moderation!

[@SchaloynGarrett]

You are so ducking right!!

[@binaryglitch64]

@@TheFrenchClipper it's actually a channel setting, the KZbinr sets. You can allow swearing in your comments section or disallow it. But guessing which channels allow it and which ones do not is not very helpful... couple that with the fact that it takes a few minutes sometimes for KZbin's AI to detect that swearing was written in the comment section of a channel that does not allow it, and then delete it... means that you may never know that your comment was deleted unless you stick around for a few minutes to make sure. It's just simpler to bypass the swear filter all together as you have done here. But just as a heads up slas aside, it's on a per channel basis and you can test it for each channel you frequently comment on. For me, that would be ridiculous, because that's maybe around 50 or so channels. I imagine I'm not alone in that. But I suppose, I could test them all, and keep a spreadsheet that tells me which channels I can curse in and which ones I cannot, but come on let's get real, nobody's going to do that.

[@SRowntree]

I look forward to the day when we don't have to hear about Marjorie Taylor Greene ever again

[@geminigirltwo]

Or TFG

[@meh2510]

Shoot, that crazy Karen would have speakers on her gravestone running a continuous loop of her "greatest hits" just so she can still be an annoying windbag.

[@user-sv9nb8ky2t]

@@geminigirltwo PAB!! 😂😂

[@randyhowey7414]

Amen !!! Agreed.

[@nuhumaishanu6944]

And Trump

[@noneofyourbeez3425]

Seth and his team are at their best lately. I had tears in my eyes laughing riding subway. "Thanks"

[@ericminch]

You must be one of those big guys, strong guys.

[@noneofyourbeez3425]

@@ericminch 🤣

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

@@ericminch😂

[@rodolfoptx]

@@ericminch So wonderful.

[@humanpersonne]

​@@ericminchlmfao

[@joaquinruiz7850]

Seth, PLEASE do the Rick Scott alien voice more often, it was amazing!!

[@Richterdgf]

I'm a big guy, strong guy, and someday I hope to walk up to Seth, tears in my eyes and say "Sir, I love your T#%#% impression."

[@abnoot]

A correction for the CBS news clip: They pronounced the balloon as an "oct-to-GON-al." Probably should have been "oct-TAG-onal."

[@cleverusername9369]

Thank you. This bugged me as well.

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

They were talking about products of the Octa-Gonnell Corporation.

[@markmac2206]

i see the jackaling is done here, nice work.

[@Toni_Snark]

I KnOw!! It makes my eye twitch!!

[@richiejohnson]

I think it was a brain fart. She probably knows how to pronounce it. Maybe it's just better to keep going and not stop to correct it. On the other hand...

[@AlwaysAndForever7]

I was dying this whole segment 😂 thank you for making the news digestible 😅

[@elvinn9434]

That Rick Scott reference was funny as heck !!!🤣 . Thanks Seth 👍🏽

[@charlie-obrien]

"Release the Volkswagens!"

[@williamhyde2310]

I'm glad to see MTG finally admit that Covid is a serious threat to our lives

[@christopherweise438]

I'm not sure she's aware she did that.

[@donnakubiski5572]

You are right. I didn't catch that until I read your comment.

[@HylianFox3]

It's like when Faux News said solar power gave the balloon infinite energy. Like, that was a pretty ringing endorsement.

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

Well, she's calling it a BIOWEAPON, so I'm not sure it's much of an improvement.

[@merlana3479]

She not smart enough to realize she did.

[@nathanmorrow6981]

MTG is the answer to the question of why the aliens won't talk to us.

[@MichaelTFoley]

Seth's stoner alien impression is secretly just an excellent Andy Samberg impression.

[@jamesgroom1615]

I disagree. He was intentionally trying to slip an Owen Wilson hippie alien impression to rile up the jackal population for the next Corrections episode.

[@raymondm.9954]

Maybe an Owen Wilson-Jennifer Coolidge hybrid.

[@collegekid65]

Reminded me of the movie 'Paul'

[@MariaVosa]

@@jamesgroom1615 Definitely Owen! Maybe a young Owen.

[@mnchls]

i wonder what the aliens opinions are on Frisbee

[@MrBaskins2010]

the bad guys tangent with great but then THAT EWOK JOKE WAS INCREDIBLE. the late night crew has some comedy heavy hitters. a team that works so well together. gold

[@chenzen1578]

lmao too

[@tommyt1971]

That Tubi ad got me and my friends on Sun night too. It was TOO realistic - well played Tubi, you had your Andy Kaufmann moment.

[@aaronseet2738]

A wind-driven balloon carrying a hypersonic missile. Sounds like an excellent tactic.

[@icantollie]

It's ok if the balloon is at the mercy of whichever way the wind blows because the missile would presumably be GPS-precision-guided. Also the slow-moving balloon would get past NORAD, and then after it got within our borders, the hypersonic missile would suddenly fire up, by which point our defenses would be too late don't ya see

[@ZappBranniglenn]

"I'm mad you aren't shooting down this balloon" "I'm mad you shot down that balloon"

[@markmac2206]

taaaadaaaaa! republicans!

[@matt5384]

That's so Maga 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@muskyoxes]

Just like their bizarre talking point of "you can't secure the border! Just look at all the arrests you made and the drugs you seized!"

[@markmac2206]

@@muskyoxes they spent 3 years denying covid and now "the balloon could have covid in it!"

[@JRomanMD]

Seth, this was by far one of the best Closer Looks you have done. I was in tears the entire time watching this. Keep up the GREAt work!! (P.S. I am an alien)

[@S.Pociecha]

*you and your team. Hear, hear. (PS I am a cat.)

[@itskarl7575]

I had this guy, a totally Roman guy, coming up to me, tears running down his face, and he said, "this was by far one of the best Closer Looks you have done. /voice

[@thomashalterman5231]

Damn it, x7#÷×?~》¤, you KNOW that we're not to self-identify to humans. Now return to being "Totally Roman"

[@ultramovier]

I thought we were going to wait until 2012 to announce ourselves... and, aw twarck, I'm also a time traveling alien. Never mind.

[@philj3167]

Marjorie's conspiracy theory meter just broke

[@SuzanaValenca]

I have now come to expect the sentence "tears in his eyes" in every episode 😂

[@jordanharper5795]

Love how MTG using finger quotes and disdainfully saying the word intelligence is too on the nose to make fun of at this point

[@anro7137]

Seth, your impressions of a stoner, “us” collectively hearing about the aliens after all that we have already gone through (cool, thanks), and your UFO flying by dropping a bomb made me laugh so hard! Thank you for ACL! They make my day end just so nicely.

[@diaphanouswaffle]

@@mr.mrs.d.7015 the surfer dude alien sounded to me like a cross between Seth's Owen Wilson & his Mike Lindell impressions.

[@Weasel_Fierce]

I got more of a Samberg vibe, personally.

[@deborahwhit118]

🛸 whatever they promise, do not get on the ship! 😳

[@wednesday8397]

Hahahaha!! Me too!

[@patrickwilliams6143]

MTG is simultaneously one of the funniest and one of the most terrifying individuals in America right now. It's a strange dichotomy.

[@christopherweise438]

There's nothing funny about her.

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

@@christopherweise438 I agree. She is dangerous, not the least bit funny.

[@toad4ever103]

@@christopherweise438 I was just gonna post the very same thing. She's disgusting.

[@thomasakagi7545]

@@christopherweise438 If she were a TV show character, she'd be funny to watch get dunked on every week. But she's not. She's an actual goddam Congresswoman, with all the access to power that implies.

[@christopherweise438]

@@thomasakagi7545 - Hence....my point.

[@anditutescu2408]

the writing for this show gets better and better!

[@elaineharrison2648]

We needed you guys last week,every time all of the late night show hosts take off some thing like this happens!😮

[@meganbarber3599]

Well Seth was here.

[@elaineharrison2648]

@@meganbarber3599 he’s always the most reliable and my favorite. Just need all the laughter 🤭 we can get in times like these, feel like the aliens are already here several are serving in congress.

[@meganbarber3599]

@@elaineharrison2648 Amen!

[@duanemartin1383]

What I can’t figure out is how he had no material after Biden’s SOTU speech. That speech alone could have been mined for a month for late night comedy….. except, there really is no late night comedy anymore. Only liberal talking points, bias and hypocrisy…. Nothing original here because everything is predictable on late night.

[@thetruth3791]

@@duanemartin1383 cry about it

[@inwyrdn3691]

I'm glad I'm living in a time when "potential discovery of alien life" is the LEAST cause for concern.

[@TheRealcdawg22]

Maybe the aliens could save us from these idiots in the GQP.

[@SeansModelBuilds]

Robin Williams said once: "We came to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake."

[@johnobrien2373]

I like the positive spin on that! Growing up, any "proof" of UFOs would've had the writers of "The X-Files" scrambling to rewrite an episode to work it in. Now, it fits in as run-of-the-mill news any dipshit local reporter can work in between local weather and "traffic on the 8s!"

[@Elwaves2925]

Aren't the aliens already here according to the Trumpists? Surely they fully believe that Biden, Clinton, Obama and families are all lizard people. I'd be kinda disappointed in them if they didn't.

[@Elwaves2925]

@@SeansModelBuilds Your comment reminds of a variation of that joke - "Is there intelligent life on planet Earth?" "Yes, but I'll be leaving soon."

[@melindaalbaugh4246]

I always love Seth’s stoner impersonations😂😂😂

[@BILL_BO_jangles]

Filters are used to filter out the clutter in the signal returns so that objects meeting certain characteristics are more easily detected.

[@meumnomen]

You can tell it's been a while since Seth's been to Impressions Camp cause that alien sounded like Owen Wilson

[@LindaC616]

I was going to say that it sounded like Owen Wilson and Mike Lindell had a baby

[@meganbarber3599]

That's what I said! 😄

[@becp488]

Wow

[@tonismith6335]

I needed this hilarious closer look! Thanks Seth❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

[@carriehudson5885]

I just love Seth's Closer Look. It makes me laugh a lot. He is so funny. He can sound so much like Trump, I like the way he pronounced words and misspell them at the same time. I hope he will continue doing a closer look for ever. It is a joy to be able to laugh . Thanks Seth you are good👍

[@NickDBaker]

Seth, longtime watcher, first time Jackal here: it’s Asterisk not asterick

[@eyeseer1]

King of Grammar here.

[@madeleineprice9645]

NickD - Thank you, thank you, thank you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Now say ‘homing in on’, not ‘honing in on’. Thank you in advance…

[@Itcouldbebunnies]

Chump would certainly pronounce it as "extra-testiculars"

[@terminalbungus9566]

I'm actually disturbed that none of the late shows are discussing the train derailment in Ohio... it must be worse than we even think it is if it's news coverage is being hushed.

[@HeavyCarts]

My absolute favourite reoccurring joke is the “big man, strong man, tears running down his face”.

[@raymondm.9954]

Guy, not man. But yes.

[@shadoudirges]

Sir!

[@sherinameless1618]

So, we are facing alien Armagedon just 2 weeks after Seth unleashed the creepy doll 7-day curse upon us. Coincidence?

[@seanmatyas]

All of this because he didn't know they were lego bricks 😟. Who knew that was how the end times would begin

[@markmac2206]

we survived 2016-2020 just for it to end like this...oh well.

[@humboldthammer]

And if the Virus fails to turn off a few billion useless heaters, psychopaths have devised a Plan B: Nuclear Winter -- man-caused global cooling.

[@johanvajse8410]

the doll is just Seth's fun new way to say "see me next week"

[@paulyricca3881]

🚬👴🏻IM A SPAMBOT TROLL ROBO GEEK

[@bizRtwistofFate]

That bit on Trump is sooooo good. He would NEVER be able to say extraterrestrial on live TV lmao

[@christineanderson4755]

Sometimes Seth, we need a person, such as yourself, to influence others to act sensibly; to be the voice of reason. Once again you have failed miserably, and that is why we love you. ❤

[@holdenmcgroin3995]

Simp

[@Sentientpotatoh]

I'm excited to see how Seth and the writing team narrate the apocalypse.

[@johanneskaiser8188]

As a joke, imagine some alien spaceship captain who sent probes to initiate communication sitting on the brigde loudly cursing those aggrobob-murderhobo humans.

[@domdawg9000]

Tears pouring down his furry face...awesome

[@maacpiash]

12:57 That "earth's Marjorie Taylor Greene" joke caught me off guard 😂

[@TheVincentKyle]

"I don't know her." -- Earth

[@krustyfawn50]

I read this exactly as that part played. Chef's kiss to random timing. Haha

[@zesty9815]

But how do we _know_ she's from Earth?

[@johnobrien2373]

Earth wants a maternity test on "Maury" after that claim!

[@Taphfy]

You know, since I'm homeless and Seth doesn't post on a daily, I just binge watch every two weeks or so and it's just as good.

[@Taphfy]

(this is a straight line Seth)

[@JoeLaFon3]

Tubi is brilliant because they choose the best possible spot to stitch an advertisement that isn't directly in the middle of a sentence or critical scene

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

Seth, the filters are for normal objects. You don't want the sensors telling you every time there are birds and stray party balloons and skydivers flying overhead, volcanic ash and weather balloons. You'd miss the important stuff. I'm guessing even with the filters "open" they're still trying to prioritise certain things, just like searching "Late Night with Seth Myers" prioritises results containing all of those words and hopefully still filters out those only with the word "with".

[@tylord3861]

Just wanted to correct this one thing, a nuclear bomb is not going to blow up if it’s hit by a missile. I’ll let google explain, “As we mentioned above, for a nuclear bomb to explode, a chain reaction must begin. Intentionally causing a nuclear explosion is a highly complex process. Therefore, any interceptor missile hitting a nuclear missile is highly unlikely to cause a nuclear explosion.” The same thing is to be said for a bomb instead of a missile.

[@AnAccount]

I normally don't watch late-night comedy, but I wanted to hear what they said about this situation and boy Seth is spot on and funny! Props!

[@derkeheath5172]

Tubi is awesome. They have TONS of obscure 80s horror movies that I can't get enough of.

[@herehere3139]

This was a hilarious episode, I mean all of them are brilliant, But this one was extra for me 😂

[@Hey_Jamie]

I miss the sea captain. I wish he’d make a cameo every once in a while.

[@jamesturner2126]

It was weird, but definitely wanna hear it for a live audience.

[@undefined40]

Meanwhile at Skunk Works: "Guys, maybe we should at least inform NORAD about our test flights?"

[@NorthernRep]

Seth you make me laugh which is good medicine in these troubled times thx

[@Sisteryoda1440]

I think I’m starting to miss the days when “weather balloons “ were taken to Area 51 and people camped outside the gates selling tee shirts. 🎈 👽

[@LarryDavid47]

on the other hand you should look into it more because your tone is that of jest when there are a lot of unanswered questions surrounding the area 51 crash

[@pattykelly6621]

@@LarryDavid47 omg...

[@sharimeline3077]

@@LarryDavid47 😂

[@LadyMoonsparrow]

This is the very best episode I have seen! "Release the Volkswagen!" should be our new mantra!

[@naarwhals]

That "Thanks." killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@spartacusforlife1508]

Obviously aliens filming a reality show about humans and beaming it back to their planet

[@marisolaquino719]

I think it’ll be more like the after school specials, like in the 80s. To scare their preteens and teenagers to not out like us.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Aliens in cahoot with the Chinese?

[@spartacusforlife1508]

@@marisolaquino719 bet an alien reality show about humans would be massively popular. Imagine them watching the jan 6 riot. They would find it hilarious🤣🤣🤣

[@Musamecanica]

that is literally a rick and morty episode

[@garryrc]

Chronicled in the South Park episode "Earth".

[@jenniferwilliams5430]

Their silence about what these things are tells me everything I need to know..

[@andethidialbubabibub3261]

His impressions of Trump with the sir Story callbacks always get me xD

[@Guitargirrrl]

Big guy, strong guy, with tears running down his face...

[@avedic]

I also love.... "Bad guy. Not a nice guy, people say terrible things.......liked me though, for some reason."

[@COMPFUNK2]

Stephen Miller should know what the aliens’ mission is, considering he looks like he _came_ off of a UFO.

[@jimwilliams3816]

Well he’s clearly been eating walnuts with Rob Petrie.

[@markmac2206]

looks like the UFO emptied the toilet and we were the lucky recipient.

[@raymondm.9954]

Shares Rick Scott's hairdresser.

[@johnobrien2373]

Totally unfair to aliens and UFOs!! Stephen Miller is an abhorrent creature to all walks of life on this planet. His house is probably cockroach-free, because even THEY don't want to be associated with him!!

[@johnobrien2373]

@Raymond M. Yup, the best barber in AmeriKKKa! It's a shame they always cover up his handiwork with those pointy hoods!

[@patriciachristianson8986]

Love your show! I'm still laughing my head off !!

[@brianbara3204]

Crying with laughter! Thank you, Seth!

[@writtenthatway]

Correction: The reverse card in uno just reverses the direction of play. It does cancel anything out or send the last move back.

[@colbertwatcher706]

Love the Rick Scott - Alien connection. 'mother ship! release the volkswagon!" So funny

[@ThornWolf1]

Honestly, I'm fine with getting blown up by the aliens. I'm so tired of everything everywhere. You know, I might even be down with abduction at this point. Can't be any worse than staying here.

[@simonmarlan8528]

Mhm, for a supposedly intelligent species, there are a lot of dumbasses on this planet, I know where you are coming from and agree.

[@judithsmith9582]

That is for sure

[@CanItAlready]

I'll be so annoyed if we're invaded by aliens. I've been hoping for a zombie-based apocalypse.

[@ggjohnson5754]

@@CanItAlready no that would entail running

[@markmac2206]

ive always wanted to die in a non boring manner. asteroid, dino attack, or the day the Sun eats Earth would be nice.

[@Zkasow]

Love the commitment to an authentic tweet spelling “campane”

[@noelmountain9954]

"Tears pouring down..." Gets me every time

[@unclegreg5129]

If only we had a Space Force! Wait, nevermind.

[@oneirishpoet]

Yeah exactly, where the hell are those guys? Get Colbert on that right away!

[@brgillenwater]

I love how Seth's stoner alien impression turns into an Andy Samberg impression.

[@philam1973]

The balloon could have carried MTG’s brain, but I think we can take that risk.

[@simonjenkin]

seth's alien impression sounded vaguely like mike lindell. which makes sense because he too would like to bring back DA POLAR BEARS

[@LindaC616]

A little Mike, a little bit Owen Wilson

[@simonjenkin]

@@LindaC616 and a little jennifer coolidge

[@johnobrien2373]

I really hope Mike is still inside of a Dave and Busters claw machine!

[@Kitty8791]

This alien is Seth's, "A Little Bit of . . ./Mambo No. 5" of many impressions.

[@GusCraft460]

You know, I do kind of wish that the military would put a little more effort into identifying things prior to shooting them down, or even just be quick with analysis on what it was.

[@katietoole8345]

This was the funniest CL in awhile.

[@eunicekalu8965]

Happy Monday Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mussante]

♡♡

[@crunks420]

keep lookin'

[@audiocomet2280]

Seth my man you are on fire!.…. Love the show! Keep up the energy! that was hilarious!... 🤪

[@Scape3183]

They should make MTG wear a mask at all times. Not just for covid.

[@timsiemssen1148]

Make that a muzzle.

[@anthonynycholas4230]

Yup. with the quote: "Help! Get her off me!"

[@jacklily999]

Seth is on fire! MTG surely hates how he shines the light on her stupidity

[@cindyfavorite195]

Like most deviant personalities, she is relishing the attention, and will grab any opportunity to stretch her brain cell. Seth has kept her amused for hours.

[@wendydabee]

@@cindyfavorite195 Yep, and there is no way in hell she's even vaguely aware enough to understand her lack of intelligence is being highlighted! I don't know if that makes it better (funnier) or sadder ('cause she's in the US government).

[@TheUberjammer]

I always thought that the white things behind that picture of Scott were just lightbulbs, but maybe they're actually octagonal octaganal balloons....

[@icantollie]

Seth's impression of a high-speed flying saucer propelled by some extraterrestrial propulsion technology making that iconic metallic whirring sound dropping thermonuclear munitions on an American city is both the most adorable, and yet somehow also most terrifying, of his impressions from impressions camp

[@MB5rider81]

"Tears pouring down his face.." 😂🤣

[@Therealbackslabbath]

US Govt: “It’s not Aliens”. The Aliens: “ Yeah, well that’s just like…your opinion, man”.

[@paulkautz]

Always leave it to MTG to take a situation, just any kind of situation, and say the dumbest thing one could possibly say. And then say more of that. It would be so incredibly funny, in a "Aww, look at the cute doodoo she made" kind of way, if she wasn't a member of congress.

[@KB-ke3fi]

She's still smarter than you'll ever be.

[@pokemasterbrains]

I thought "did Magic the Gathering make a card about this?!?!" lmao

[@ochocabra1542]

"be they from China or outer space' is an excellent sentence

[@Goatchild90]

Who let Stephen Miller back on TV? He has the charisma of an orphanage on fire.

[@eileendunn2130]

WORD!

[@cleverusername9369]

Stephen Miller is a human shaped vacuum where charisma should be.

[@markmac2206]

he's the kinda guy that eats real baby back ribs.

[@CanItAlready]

He's there kind of guy who'd start that fire.

[@fredherfst8148]

He actually looks like an alien.lhmmm..

[@NTV_F]

When they say He Gets Us has an asterisk. Yup!