Flat Earth | A Deep Dive

[@Requiem100500]

Using flat earthers to croudfund his own rocket hobby is actually genius

[@nayannbg6314]

Yes I had an argument on that😁 someone was saying it is such a stupid thing to do, to accept yourself as a flat earther. I found it genius, they are there to be exploited for their stupidity if somebody capitilizes it for their dream then it is his big brain

[@nayannbg6314]

Maybe we should also put together few bits from here and there and make a KZbin channel and also make a patreon for research purpose

[@betaorionis2164]

He would've been a genius if he had kept the $10.000 and stayed on Earth

[@cosmicsanders4319]

shame what happened to him

[@notFR4]

@@cosmicsanders4319 he's dead 😔

[@BogusmanTheSwagman]

I can just imagine the flat earthier cruise winding up on the other side of the world. "We will travel to the ice wall, and we will prove that it is real!" *Lots of miles later* "Hey why are we in Japan?"

[@etham1655]

But they'll still claim the earth is flat because probably the navigation device is broken and they took the wrong path

[@BogusmanTheSwagman]

@@etham1655 They probably will

[@wtfbros5110]

They'll claim that the ship captain is part of the conspiracy

[@thedude8434]

Or they will run into Antarctica or the Artic, then claim they are at the ice wall

[@joaopedrosambatti2474]

They will correct themselves and say there are invisible portals on the edges that teleport you back to the other side

[@Daniel-ob1qu]

1.Take a basketball 2. Take a VERY close up picture of the surface of the ball 3. Ball looks flat 4. Ball isn't real???

[@DiegoEspinoza-mg2rq]

Ballstraulia isn't real

[@4450krank]

yeah i saw that pic too, its really good for posting in flat earth groups:D

[@namr1174]

"BuLlShIt, ThErE's a tHiNg cAlLeD FiSh eYe LeNsE."

[@youareaspook5897]

@Barry Davis if you scaled a basketball up to the size of the earth it would appear flat, well it would appear very mountainous due to the bumps but a ball as smooth as the earth then

[@LYNN-vm4im]

ALWAYS HAS BEEN

[@tankinator451]

The fact that flat earthers frequently run experiments to prove that the earth is flat and instead end up accidentally proving that it is round is something that we don't talk about enough.

[@M60A3]

They do confirmation bias

[@OffTheGridBand1]

Mathematicians do this every day. Proof by contradiction

[@SaneGuyFr]

"15 degree per hour drift"

[@hagerty1952]

@@SaneGuyFr - "Thanks, Bob"

[@SaneGuyFr]

@@hagerty1952 Thanks bob.

[@Physically_Challenged]

The moon is a satellite that changes our memory when we find out the world is a donut

[@Physically_Challenged]

Haydon Rowland yea I see that point but I still think the world is a donut

[@Physically_Challenged]

Haydon Rowland yea definitely they are thank you for having a brain

[@Ebitz20]

The earth is actually Xbox One X (Minecraft Edition) shaped

[@hevendor958]

no the earth is shaped as like HI I AM WILDCAT WELCOME TO JACKASS THIS IS DARTS

[@yoshibatezy]

Fuck wit

[@hankhighsmith9050]

The only thing that Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

[@C64_Mat]

Most underrated comment right here 😅

[@bootyliciousmama5186]

Bahahaha...such a dad joke! Love it!!

[@vincentrobinette1507]

I couldn't have said it better!!

[@richtraube2241]

Yaaas! 🤣🤣🤣

[@injunsun]

Now, this one I haven't heard before. I mean, the original quote, yes, but not the joke form here. Thanks for that.

[@funnylaughed7423]

"How do you explain solar eclipses?" "It's not the moon, it's an object orbiting the sun that comes around once in a while." "It orbits the sun?" "Yes, orbits." "So you're saying that gravity, is real?" "No."

[@Exc4Iibur]

These flat earthers have some outstanding logic

[@elfasto2255]

hmmm

[@IlMemetor72]

Lol

[@giselaroxannerodgers5232]

Bp

[@justcallmekai1554]

But dude did you "dO youR oWn rEseaRch"?

[@Necroxion]

One thing I find funny about Flat Earthers is that they organized a cruise to Antarctica, but every single crew they hired insisted on using Globe Earth calculations, so they kept firing them and never went on cruise EDIT: EYYYY that's the cruise mentioned at the end!

[@AdaTheWatcher]

I'd love seeing them actually find a flat earth crew and have them end up somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

[@hamoodkorwinhabibike9359]

Funniest shit i saw today

[@jj65jj65]

@ Necroxion stick this in your pipe and smoke it - read this, or just check out the diagrams at each chapter, no need to buy the book, as its available to read as a PDF, its called "16 Emergency Landings," its about planes that for one reason or another have had to make emergency landings, the thing is, these emergency landings are hundreds of miles or even thousands of miles off course, on your globe earth, but in a straight line on a flat earth map, example - Sydney Australia to Los Angeles makes an emergency landing in .. . . . . bloody Alaska, explain that on a globe earth, but guess what, its a straight in line landing on a flat earth map, also the Brazilian football team, the most precious pampered players on the planet, fly from Sao Paulo in the southern hemisphere to Sydney Australia, also in the southern hemisphere on your globe, for a football match, BUT, BUT, . . . . . BUT they cant get there without landing in Los Angeles in the northern hemisphere on your globe, it makes the journey about 3 times longer in distance on your globe, . . . but . . . ON THE FLAT MAP, its almost a STRAIGHT LINE to land at L.A., before again crossing over Alaska after leaving L.A on the continued journey to Sydney. . . . . please give me your best answers ASAP to this puzzle, there are at least 14 other emergency landings covered by the book, all with planes landing miles off the direct globe route, but in a direct line of travel on a flat earth map, apparently in your globe world, you cant get any regular plane flight from any one southern hemisphere continent to any other southern hemisphere continent, without entering and landing in a northern hemisphere continent/country, why is that, the answer is clear to see, on a flat earth map why you always enter/land in a northern hemisphere continent/country, its because the quickest way to fly is always in a straight line on the flat earth map, go read the book on line, i bet you are too scared to read it, i dont know for sure if the earth is flat or a globe, neither do you, but i will state this, i just know we are not told the truth about the realm where we live, also as well as the United Nations and the World Health Organisation, the following organisations all use a flat earth map as a logo, the International Marine Organisation, World Meteorological Organisation and the International Civil Aviation Authority . . . . . . why do they all use a flat earth map as their LOGOS, answers on a post card or you can just leave them below my reply, thanks, im waiting

[@RipRLeeErmey]

​@@AdaTheWatcher Ending up in South America instead of Antarctica 😭

[@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you]

😂😂😂

[@wurtknurte7283]

If the Earth is round, why has my grandmother's heart monitor gone flat?

[@zubairaslam389]

Hahaha

[@DerickMasai]

It must be protesting this very fact by showing the earth is INDEED flat 😉

[@camello0108]

Oof

[@random_bro]

Oof

[@shronkler1994]

Exactly.

[@chrisbirk9511]

Flat earther: "do your own research!" Also flat earther: "watch these 18 youtube videos where this guy does incorrect math for an hour"

[@OceanRedux]

lmfao

[@user-de4cq6uk6l]

I also saw some “moon landing faked 100% proven” videos and they are the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. I thought they would actually have some evidence like documents but it was so idiotic lol. They also claimed the ISS is fake and that the astronauts use AR _contact lenses_ and CGI for the TV broadcasts. Honestly is so sad people believe that

[@veziusthethird]

@@user-de4cq6uk6l the cgi back then was so horrible, and the lasers need for that sort of light would be like so much more than nasa's budget

[@user-de4cq6uk6l]

@@veziusthethird thats what im saying lol its so not true. If NASA had that big of a budget to get that tech back then they wouldn't be wasting it on faking a moon landing they wouldve just done it like they did irl

[@linksfood]

@@user-de4cq6uk6l I've seen the ISS is fake stuff. Funny enough I happened to be looking at planets with my telescope the other day when I saw the ISS appear, so I aimed my telescope in its path and got an image for just a few seconds, it was really cool! Wonder how they faked it...

[@thelexi1549]

“The flat earth society has members from all around the GLOBE.” -Flat Earth Society

[@dylanmacdonald7444]

IRONY IRONY IRONY

[@Jason-kv7gm]

We call this 'hedging your bets'

[@DoubleDoubleU]

well . . .

[@RR-oo2wf]

LOL

[@KILLERMANGO-mi1cx]

I remember somebody commenting "Now Read what You Just Said But Slowly"

[@beeno3487]

I love how the moon is still always a sphere in flat earth depictions. 😂😂😂

[@MyUsersDark]

When a flat earther was asked why they still believe all the other planets are round, they said "Unlike the earth, these planets have been observed to be round." Right...

[@PK_Miracle]

​@MyUsersDark ..... The stubbornness of a human is a blessing and a curse

[@lehonwhale8070]

​@MyUsersDark damn thats hillarious😂

[@octazeax3641]

"The flat eathers community has countless members around the globe."

[@strangent404a7]

Say that again, but slowly

[@Ric9hardify]

lol

[@bass305-HCCA]

No they don't

[@OZDurden]

This is deep.

[@lessgovernmentmorefun5051]

That’s not even the correct quote...

[@bat2564]

I love how flat eathers are literally doing tests that cost 3,000$, yet with literally every single test, it ends up like every cartoon that backfires against their theory

[@bat2564]

@Nesta Marley monke do siens test hehe

[@thatonekid6677]

it's so fucking funny. in a way, i kind of love them for it

[@ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668]

@Nesta Marley yes yes i do

[@goku-sangreen4510]

That's cap they're doing tests that dont actually prove flat earth but gives the "result" that its flat

[@austinpetemo]

Like Wiley Coyote trying so hard to catch that damn roadrunner.

[@alexanderlancaster2141]

All the jokes aside this is just sad.

[@rain2001]

yeah. 4.6 billion years of evoluton just to believe in flat earth?

[@themistake4246]

It's still funny tho

[@natelabao3842]

It’s hard to talk about though. Are these people trolls are are actually clowns?

[@itsyaboi1245]

I think it’s actually really interesting funny and harmless

[@pinekel8987]

I think that this entire thing is the biggest troll ever made. The thing is that some people are so into conspiracies and dumb shit that the evidence provided is enough to make them actually believe in the troll. Then you have enough of those which are a loud minority by nature and attract more attention to the troll making people believe a large chunk of people actually believe in a flat earth.

[@Cristi-the-silly]

Weren’t like ancient people figuring out the earth is round?

[@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus]

Yeah, at least the Greeks, Romans and Arabs knew that Earth is round.

[@lucyc776]

Yep, since around 500 BC is when we have proof of people using round earth in astrological readings and calculations. In around 240 BC, Eratosthenes was discovered to have made a very clever calculation for figuring out the circumference too, and was only off by a few percent mostly because the earth is not a perfect sphere. 2200+ years ago we figured this out and people still refute it.

[@benzemamumba]

Some Flerfs think that the Earth is round but flat like a coin. Call it a sphere...don't give them anything to leverage.

[@Gtx-ij9ff]

@@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirusancient India too! Aryabhatta calculated the circumference of the earth with an error of 1000km in 500 CE

[@AspiringD3v]

well there weren't dumb average people who were spoiled, attention-seeking, and wants to be unique back then.

[@nova8747]

My favourite one is where the Flat-Brainers responded to someone asking "If there is a flat-Earth group, why is there no flat-Mars group?" and they responded with "Thanks for the question, it is observed that Mars is round." Like it makes any sense that all other planets are spheres, yet for whatever fucking reason, Earth is just a pancake.

[@SCP--fj2jr]

XD *If Mars is round, and the rest of the planets are round, then why isn't the Earth round?* *If there were elements that made Mars round then shouldn't it also make the Earth round as well?* *If this Earth were in the shape of a fricking pancake then we would be a lovely target for asteroids, and water would be non-existent.* *Their logic is mostly just a bunch of yarn, so much yarn that they could make a blankie the size of earth.* lmao.

[@nickzakrath7080]

@@SCP--fj2jr You know you fucked up when an anomalous plague doctor has to break down your sense of logic. Speaking of which, did you make that cure yet? I think us humans need it soon at this rate...

[@alienshxt]

Doctor we need to cure the pestilence it's getting worse

[@SCP--fj2jr]

@@nickzakrath7080 *No because..* *I. AM. THE. CURE.* *And fortunately for you i don't really have the time to do it yet.*

[@SCP--fj2jr]

@@alienshxt *Yes..*

[@mythicalirishman6346]

My favourite flat earther quib is the claim all space footage is CGI before proceeding to show cartoon animation of how it really is.

[@jakegalvin6946]

Yes

[@adamrak7560]

@Tazer-Works NVIDIA is also part of the conspiracy, they have produced RTX5090 cards 50 years ago just for the conspiracy! The Earth is not just flat, it is also a Time Cube with _four_ sides! Ḫ̵̞͉̗͈̪͛̒̃̓̽a̶̧̨̨̧͉̠̖͓̼̤̩̻̎̌̏̕ͅi̶̱̩̻̣̩̰͇̖̙͉̝̘̝̟͌̃́́̈́̊̏l̴̩̒̀̅̽̈́̀̅̎̋̄̇̾̓ ̸̛̠̃̅̂Ç̴̡͕͖̤̩̖̥̗̹̊̿͝ͅṱ̴̠̦̬̱̟͋̏̽͋̌̄̈́̈́͆̊̑͑̐͘̕h̶̯͇̜͑̀ư̸̜̟̙̩͔̈́̔͛̚̚l̵̰͓͚̻͓͈̖͝͝͝h̴̙͔͔̭̳̫̗̜̳̀̆ṷ̶̧́̾̋́̓̎̑͜ͅ!

[@HondaBrandy]

@Tazer-Works and yet they’re still out of stock decades later!

[@slaggerthord31]

Wait wat

[@burbanpoison2494]

@Tazer-Works isn't it funny how a person could use a strawman conclusion to debunk a fact presented as evidence of that conclusion? The moon's not made of cheese, therefore the stuff on your sandwich is sliced baby skin? Elvis isn't still alive, therefore he didn't rip off black artists? Area 51 isn't an alien colony on Earth, and that means nobody was testing supersonic jets? I don't see anything remotely implausible about the premise that the government had advanced video and computing capabilities at the height of the cold war. That's a well-established fact. They were identifying trucks from orbit when Kennedy was in office. The computer hardware was many times less efficient than it is today, but that just means it was a matter of manpower, which the government has on an unmatchable scale, particularly at that time. I'm not saying the moon footage is fake, but NASA had toys Kubrick didn't have.

[@skatatataatje]

Besides from having a laugh, we should really look into the insane growth of mental-health issues and the lack of good education worldwide.

[@NoobTX]

Spiraling downwards IQ is true thing 😂

[@NoobTX]

@Mark Smileer mario planet or no planet take it or leave it

[@pestober]

@Mark Smileer copying and pasting is fun isn’t it

[@sthamansinha243]

@Mark Smileer Seek therapy brother. Remember there's always someone willing to help.

[@timsar4809]

@@sthamansinha243 remember guys, don't explain, ridicule

[@infinitsai]

Scientists in 20 century: we live in a age of rapid scientific leaps, we went from train to space just within a hundred years, imagine what will happen in the next century, maybe we would have the whole solar system colonized by the end of next few decades Scientists in 21 century: I'm telling you one last time, the earth is not flat

[@redseagaming7832]

Imagine those flat Earth society Ceasing to exist, because we colonize the moon. Where we have safe travel between the moon and the earth

[@MyUsersDark]

@@redseagaming7832 They probably still wouldn't believe it

[@cameronjones8641]

Don't forget that men can have periods, gender is a human construct and chromosomes don't prove anything😂 Such advancements.

[@icel8828]

“A technological golden age” That’s a baby getting hit in the face from a milk bottle held by a machine

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

Peak human technology

[@Schrau]

A technological golden age.

[@dukatelo]

Isn't it marvelous?

[@hunni3243]

i think thats uselessduckcompany

[@dirtpig02]

exactly

[@TrueKyanite]

"the gyroscope was picking up heavenly energies from the sky" I'm just dumbfounded. I genuinely cannot fathom this

[@Artemyst]

They are on a level of stupid and idiotic that they have transcended intelligence itself as they see no need for it.

[@jonathandewberry289]

Ok but you think a dink goes in a bumhole and that's perfectly normal. So, don't need to care what you can or cannot fathom.

[@Artemyst]

@boeing 737 max 8 I'm shocked that they have the intelligence to unfortunately reproduce...

[@SCP--fj2jr]

@@Artemyst *Bold of you to assume that they even reproduce*

[@Artemyst]

@@SCP--fj2jr Unfortunately they have found a way. The theory would have died decades ago if they didn't.

[@aidanconnolly9170]

You could take these people into space and they'd think NASA swapped their eyeballs out.

[@ram5ramen582]

they would think the windows are screens and the astronaut suit has a screen on it.

[@gage3725]

@@ram5ramen582 tell them to punch the window out then…..

[@dextermorgan1]

@@ram5ramen582 Funny you say that because that is EXACTLY what the Flerfs claimed about Richard Brandon's "space" flight. ThE wInDOwS ArE cURvEd

[@Tuuminshz]

I actualy thought that they would say that the windows are CGI but after the Virgin Galactic flight it's that all windows are curved.

[@jackmuehlheuser5789]

for their cruise to the ice wall, someone should program a navigational device that uses the flat earth model so they get lost at sea

[@monkeytime3169]

Flat earthers are amazing at proving the earth is round

[@FutureWorldX]

"And what we found was, we were picking a drift, a 15 degree per hour drift." Thanks Bob.

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

There's a flat earther in this comment section who legit said this: "Actually there are quite a few that are intimidated by my intelligence and perfection. That is why I choose my friends. They don't choose me. Although many try." Really tells all about them... The amount of narcissism and privilege is astounding.

[@dioptre]

that guy needs to realize a lot about the meth he's been taking. and fast.

[@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000]

@@dioptre see, they think that math is helping them but some dumbass flat earther once had a typo saying meth so it's worstened What did I say again

[@dioptre]

@@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000 lmao XD

[@rexalley8397]

That profile picture is menacing holy shit

[@hiimme12345]

Eh, to me it reads like a satire or a joke

[@friendlyneighborhoodghost1317]

I like how they’ve proven themselves wrong so many times, but they still think it’s flat.

[@makiito4170]

stupid people only believe what they want to believe in, even if they prove that the earth is round themselves they will look for an excuse to not count the results of the test.

[@wietseheerink7988]

Bro heavenly energy interfered so it didnt count

[@KG72740]

@@wietseheerink7988 So god is in on the cospiracy too?

[@ShiningDarknes]

Obviously, that is why it is so hard to prove.

[@jinkisaragi874]

@@KG72740 Yes, every god. From Amaterasu to Zeus.

[@Jaksary]

Flat earthers are the reason why aliens don't contact us.

[@sitrepproductionsatlanta8538]

Xeblblox01: There’s a bunch of dumbasses on that planet that think they live in a dome!! Zeglodus05: Yeah, we don’t really mess with that planet. Occasionally we pick up one and probe their digestive system... but that’s about it. Xeblblox01: Can we pick up one of those morons next time? They’ll never believe him when he tries to tell people about us!

[@sitrepproductionsatlanta8538]

Count Anonymous true, unless they’ve developed some form of faster-than-light travel such as creating wormholes or similar means of travel. Personally, I’m on the fence about whether they have visited us or not. Still... it’s fun to think about which is why I love writing Sci-fi.

[@WHYZMAN_]

tbh there's probably a lot of other reasons

[@Theakritas_]

"ALIENS AREN'T REAL WE ARE THE ONLY THINGS LIVING IN THE UNIVERSE" - a flat earther somewhere

[@whatsthedealwithairlinefood24]

@Count Anonymous Am Christian, can confirm that aliens are cool

[@Peta_CHAD69]

The fact that they decided this to be the hill to die on is saddening to me. They coulda chose other fun ones like government's hiding alien bodies or whatever but, they chose "Earth Frisbee" as what they truly believe.

[@Bhatt_Hole]

Says a lot, right? If it wasn't flat-earth, people like those would simply have chosen another conspiracy to obsess about. The conspiracy they chose isn't important. It's just the symptom.

[@vali4real]

By the gods he's back

[@adammasterx5854]

The Nameless yes

[@ShamWoWGuy1231]

Praise be all who’s Bosses are in fact, Big.

[@nkk8621]

Who now

[@sysghost]

When using NordVPN, remember not to use Australia. That country and continent don't exist. ;-)

[@blahblahwdsa]

yeah but if i live there why is everyone ignoring me

[@sysghost]

@@blahblahwdsa Everyone may be ignore you because you don't exist? ;)

[@blahblahwdsa]

@@sysghost great i fell down and ended up in a weird room with a buzzing sound

[@mcnippie8822]

@@blahblahwdsa oof bruh you're in the backrooms

[@Blueflag04]

@@blahblahwdsa you clipped through reality

[@amosoliver5678]

If Australia doesn't exist does that mean l can stop paying bills

[@Lazare7782]

Yes this is the Australian government

[@amosoliver5678]

Shit thats not fair l don't exist my country doesn't exists but my stupid bills do shit shit shit

[@brettg1777]

If we don't exist no bills no responsibility plays crab rave music

[@yourveryaveragespymain2676]

Yes

[@isaakvandaalen3899]

Hey if Australia doesn't exist does that mean we can finally settle that New Zealand did in fact invent the Pavlova?

[@CHRB-nn6qp]

Whenever I hear conspiracy theories like this, I always just think, "What do the world governments get from covering this up?".

[@ironknightgaming5706]

Billions of dollars goes towards NASA and Space X. There is a huge motivation to convince the sheeple that the earth is a spinning ball in a void moving millions of miles an hour in a sea of nothingness. If space was real the average person would be able to visit it and the elite would waste no time marketing it as an expensive tourist destination.

[@msa7933]

@@ironknightgaming5706 The earth was a rotating ball centuries before NASA even existed. Also, if motivation is your argument, flat earth youtubers generate a lot more profit by spreading the pizza planet lie.

[@MrThhg]

@@ironknightgaming5706 dumbest shit ever

[@drmantistoboggan2870]

​@@ironknightgaming5706literal retardation 😂

[@brandi7986]

Absolutely nothing, because there's no reason to lie about it. This question is usually the one to shut them down unless they're Bible twisters trying to force a 2k yo doctrine to fit their crazy claims. Earth is round, they just find the concept of gravity upsetting and feel we would all fall off. Little kids fears in grown adults.

[@isaiahwyant3479]

imagine roasting the flat earth kid in class, then his buds put a sack on your head and you hear "take him to the edge" lmao

[@abhishekvaru]

brutal😭😂😂

[@ominous-omnipresent-they]

That would require that they actually get out and do something, which they're obviously fully incapable of doing.

[@Higggzzz]

Duuuude!!! I lo ve the imagery I got right then

[@dougthedonkey1805]

When you funny epicly steak a joke but it’s okay because you slapped “lmao” on the end of it

[@yesno8273]

@@dougthedonkey1805 I cant believe it!!!?!!!?? This commentor here “steaked a joke”?? Don’t worry! Im calling the swat team right now to arrest this disgusting criminal!

[@Dexter21norman]

I thought that the Earth was flat for 4 years in my life Then I became 5 years old

[@jameslegrand848]

I legit didn't know my own dad's name till age 5 😆😆😆😆 for me he was dad

[@rain2001]

@@jameslegrand848 what the heck dude. mine is i still don't memorize my parent's face when i was six.

[@donaldolivier6786]

Damn I could bearly think back then when I was 5

[@stephanosgrapsas8632]

@@jameslegrand848 my dad left when I was 5

[@badge6211]

@@stephanosgrapsas8632 get rekt mine left when i was 2 months

[@hazel_slayzel]

Flat Earthers: Australia is fake Me, an Australian: *I have several questions*

[@cathacker13]

You're all paid actors! Australia is not a thing! *New zeland is ok tho* Before you try to find me and stab me multiple times in the chest, I was joking.

[@07_danishwistara29]

You’re a spy

[@scaly5697]

Your a robot

[@cathacker13]

@@07_danishwistara29 _decloaking noises_

[@cheshirecat7819]

@@cathacker13 what is new zealand?

[@littlefox3252]

If I were to go to a flat Earth convention, I'd have a really hard time holding back my laughter...

[@anionshade970]

"this test run isnt valid. we will have to do a second test" "excuse me, but why isnt it valid?" "there was alot of energy today.." "energy?" "yep, mustve been a angel crossing today ill tell huewatt, like flocks of birds."

[@nullified77]

@@VeuTrox For some people, this is true, but for others, they try to pull a bullshit explanation out of their asses, because some people, no matter what, need to feel like they're always correct about what they think. They just can't accept any weaknesses within their logic or beliefs.

reminds me of an ACTUAL comment by a flattard: a bible quote about "he rose until he was hidden by the clouds." so he thinks CLOUDS COULD ONLY EXIST IF EARTH WAS FLAT?! or does he think those puffy things u pin the sky are called CURVES? AND he's copy-pasted that idiocy VERBATIM at least 3 times!

[@Comboowo]

*" H E A V E N L Y E N E R G I E S F R O M T H E S K Y ! ! ! "*

[@nebtheweb8885]

I asked a flat earther to play basketball the other day... he brought a frisbee.

[@spencerphilippinedream3706]

this doesnt prove if the earth is flat or not, it just proves flat earthers dont have any balls.

[@bananaducks1337]

Spencer PhilippineDream best roast I’ve seen in a long time just gotta say, Nice.

[@raquelmedina4627]

Flat earthers have a flat brain not long but small and flat

[@nebtheweb8885]

@@raquelmedina4627 They live in Carl Sagans 2 dimensional "Flat Land" to do their 'flat business' and cannot think in 3 dimensions. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6jZYamui7d6g7s

[@germaniatv1870]

The Ball is a round, so therefore the Basketball court has to be a round to.

[@iamm3667]

Flat earthers are like that one kid in a COD lobby that won’t stop talking trash even after losing 0:6

[@spana123321]

I work with one and tried telling him about Eratosthenes who worked out he circumference of Earth to within 2%, but I got his name wrong, I said it was Aristophanes who was a playwright, comedian, he came back at the end of the day when I’m getting ready to go home from work tell me I need to do my homework. He found out who the playwright was not the mathematician

[@iamm3667]

@@spana123321 lol “eDuCatE YOuRSelF pEaSAnT!!”

[@AkaCrimsonHeel]

Thats to say the globe wins, or that there is a win lose. All will be revealed in time... have fun on marse wearing your vr headset standing in your living room XD but dont worry.... they will make it look, fairly real.

[@AkaCrimsonHeel]

So somehow you have 6 wins? You have a good imagination!

[@bruhcringe3573]

What the fuck are you talking about? Sorry last time I checked I don’t own a vr headset and the mystery around the flat earth isn’t going to be “revealed in time” whatever that is supposed to mean

[@connorsmith1005]

As an Australian I can confirm we don't exist.

[@smOOdiebOOdie]

"The flat earth society has members all around the globe." ..... Wait wat ?

[@wanafly12]

that hasn't been funny for 2 years now. come up with your own saying or don't write. thanks

[@smOOdiebOOdie]

@@wanafly12 6:05 ! I thought it was funny af

[@ququ1639]

Around the disc thankyou very much

[@lumbagoboi1649]

Lol its difficult to take flat earthers seriously

[@Killerbee4712]

@@wanafly12 So your telling him he shouldnt comment what he wants to comment? Get a damn life and stop calling people out for speaking

[@glantama7996]

In the alternate universe: "Round Earth | A Deep Dive" by channel small employee

[@glantama7996]

@@pufflepoint hey, that's better 👍

[@hylix4629]

*two shallow jumps

[@panose6542]

@@pufflepoint you mean a shallow levitation

[@neptunes297]

By channel small employee 😂

[@spiderxbs161]

Round Mars | 2 Shallow levitaions - small employees

[@kiral3859]

So, my question is: For what reason would non-flat-earthers be trying to hide that the earth is flat? Why go to all the trouble to pretend it is round? What do flat-earthers think is the reason behind the deception?

[@hankmesker]

I always ask the same, but they don't even know.

[@Peter_Scheen]

Often it is religion. The Bible says it is flat, therefor it is flat. Also, it makes them special, "knowing" the world is flat and being attacked about it only makes them stronger. They are the special people who are "woke"

[@alexanderm.635]

@@Peter_Scheen When does the bible say that it's flat?

[@Peter_Scheen]

@@alexanderm.635 I forgot the verse but is speaks of the four corners of the world (A ball does not have corners) and is says that the world rests on pillars. That makes it clear that the writers of the Bible thought the world was flat.

[@warmachineuk]

Some think it's a fraud by NASA to get taxpayer funds. Others think it's a Satanic conspiracy to discredit Christianity.

[@tyforestreacts]

My argument against flat Earth is as follows: If the Earth were flat, the edge would be a tourist trap.

[@warmachineuk]

Many flat Earthers claim NASA blocks exploration of the edge. Yes, NASA. How would a civilian space agency acquire the authority, funding or manpower to block explorers, especially from other countries? Flat Earthers are not high IQ people.

[@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus]

The single best argument against flat earth is: What's the point?! Believable conspiracy theories require good villains, and as any creative writer can tell you, a good villain requires a good motivation. What motivation do flat earth villains (NASA, governments etc.) have for not only lying about the shape of our planet, but also spending ridiculous amounts of money and manpower to keep up this facade? What do they gain out of it? Flat Earthers simply don't have a real answer to this, and that is all you really need to know in order to unmask flat earth as the nonsense it is.

[@jorgen3662]

@@warmachineuk the UN and the antarctic treaty blocks people from exploring past a certain point of south latitude yes, the one caught lying here is you, putting words in the mouths of truthers without displaying any proof of your bullshit claim. Saddo

[@deepikapoddar2831]

Hell yeah Grunkle stan on the case.

[@terrainvictus1210]

Flat earthers : the world is FLAT Also Flat earthers : we have members all around the GLOBE

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

That was just a meme tho. Not that I'm a flater

[@CygnusTheSilly]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 no the official Twitter account of the flat earth society actually posted that seriously because flat earthers are stupid

[@cynicalnews963]

@@CygnusTheSilly I thought somebody hacked their account and posted that...

[@Kobaford]

@Golden_Experience Wouldn't it be using God's name in vain if said by a religious person?

[@terner1234]

@@Kobaford no, god's name is in hebrew. you can say "god" all you want

[@Andrew-zq3ip]

I love flat earthers because they make me feel smart

[@mikecrawford2492]

Yep on my dumb days I watch one of their videos, then I'm not so dumb anymore

[@soggynuggets1332]

True, it gives me enough ego to say: "I may be dumb but I ain't the dumbest"

[@notfungus]

thanks, flat earth society

[@blark5]

And they can be pretty funny to

[@user-rf4vc7mt4d]

maybe not smarter, but definitely more mentally stable

[@sadsworth4605]

I wonder what Australian flat earthers look like if they don't even exist

[@thisguy6278]

I'm pretty sure they look like Australians, which rumor has it look like humans. Why wouldn't they exist? Are they not allowed to? Cuz that's rude. Maybe any planetary shape believers shouldn't exist. It's not like any of us arguing back and forth amongst each other spouting off stupid fucking nonsense is making the world a better place. Death to all people that believe in the shape of the Earth. Or at least death to them that believe of the shape of the earth and oppose those who have a different belief what is this fucking the religious crusades... my shape is better than your shape no my religion is better than your religion.... Imbeciles.

[@jamaldeep13]

@@thisguy6278 The issue is that Earth does have a factual shape, and some people reject reality by refusing to believe it is that shape. It's literally the world they live on, it's not a matter of religion at this point.

[@thisguy6278]

@@jamaldeep13 I was just using religion as an example I'm not saying to believe in a shape of the earth is a religion just say like saying my shapes better than yours my religion's better than yours no my dad's stronger than your dad nope my car is faster than your car no my...... humans are dumb. it doesn't matter if it's a ball or if it's a disc we're running this planet into the ground and we don't give a fuck and I don't even know if we necessarily should give a fuck we're all going to die anyway in the grand scheme of things nobody makes it out alive and it really doesn't matter what shape we did or did not live on. So enjoy your flat or enjoy your ball or whatever you want to believe we live on cuz when it all boils down to it it means nothing. What is the shape of the internet? where are all those people at do you know how many people live on and in the world wide web there's people that avoid so-called reality so much so, just to live in an artificial landscape. The true shape of the world has already been known to us for quite a few years I believe Billy Corgan said it best, but the world is a vampire. And now we know it is not spherical or flat.

[@thisguy6278]

@@jamaldeep13 also when I use the words like yours and mine I'm not referring to you and me as individuals I'm referring to groups of people or individuals whoever is reading this sentences cuz it's not you and me it's the collective you and the collective we the royal we lol

[@OZDurden]

Is this deep?

[@beardedricotheold2640]

I wonder how many of the passangers on the cruise is going to be non flatearthers tagging along to take pictures of the disappointed faces

[@khalidfarah458]

Anything's real if you have enough drugs.

[@thatmonkemanzelinki2185]

I agree khalid

[@ianhamilton9600]

You’re somewhere between 3 years old and 30 years old and I don’t know why

[@donaldolivier6786]

@@ianhamilton9600 ?

[@cjfrost1441]

@@donaldolivier6786 Hes talking about Khalid's face.

[@Hardiarishabh]

Khalid the real mvp

[@hoddtoward5681]

I’m a tea-earther. I believe that our galaxy is in a bag of yorkshire gold tea. so earth is still the same.

[@qzimyion]

Still more believable than flat earth

[@giseliogozelio]

you ruined my game.

[@donaldolivier6786]

Fuck off hodd

[@gangsta74110]

Spiffing Brit, get out of this Todd Howard body

[@memeulous4ft247]

Todd is escaping

[@ialwayswatchyoutube812]

Flat earthers when science is used to prove the earth is round: Science isn't real! Flat earthers trying to prove flat earth: Let's use science! Message to the replys: Can ya'll NOT argue? ^^^^^^

[@lamihadamshareef5270]

The irony is impecible

[@rayriches1000]

Religious people when science disproves the bible - Science is wrong ! Religious people trying to prove the bible - let’s use science !

[@Comboowo]

@@rayriches1000 Not all religious people say science is wrong lol. I don't think science is wrong or completely fake, and I'm religious.

[@griffin8062]

Science isn't an organization, it's a process for finding truth.

[@ialwayswatchyoutube812]

@@griffin8062 that's why it's funny.

[@grave_i]

As an Australian, I can safely say that I do not exist

[@Kfo221]

I knew it

[@b_nnah]

Shhhhhhhhhhh dont telll them that!

[@LuluLew]

i believe the earth is *big boss shaped*

[@jacklewis256]

And that's a fact

[@freedeoxide]

This just made my day better

[@j-maoh2086]

Psycho-Mantis?

[@Arciwiz]

hi pyrocynical

[@mohamedfadhelkastalli]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoDCnWmjpayNa80&ab_channel=mohamedfadhelkastalli

[@demiadam677]

I love how when the flat earthers are unable to explain something they just say it doesn’t exist

[@waltercomunello121]

it's a very primitive form of mental defence. strongly immature humans have a tendency of refuse anything that can't be represented or that could shake or reconstruct their inner world, or that might undermine their perceived accountability towards others. flat earthers and paranoids have very similar ways of thinking.

[@DJ-Brownie-UK]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGGngXd4irOqhck&ab_channel=BobcatDan%3ATheOldManWhoCanSee

[@user-br2hb4vr9x]

@@waltercomunello121 thanks for explaining it in detail

[@hellwithit]

Kinda like evolutionists?

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

@@waltercomunello121 It's basically another form of _"LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING, LA LA LA!!!"_

[@dalekinthewater4708]

I remember one time a person at a party claimed that the Earth was in the shape of a doughnut. He stated that the Antarctic and the Arctic cover the holes and we know about the inside of the Earth by removing these huge trapdoors to see inside. I responded with "What if it's a filled doughnut"

[@dr.krieger6563]

I like raspberry jam....

[@dalekinthewater4708]

@@dr.krieger6563 same

[@blushingralseiuwu2222]

Jelly donut, how scary!

[@joe31226]

hes right

[@joe31226]

earth is a donut on a turtle driving a car on a flat earth that happens to be a map on a round map on a globe

[@shinpaws1014]

0:18 as a new father, i have to say. That was the funniest punch line I've seen all year 🤣

[@radosawimianowski5222]

Hello random person looking for angry flat earthers

[@nickkohlmann]

Heyy

[@realdaggerman105]

I didn’t have to look far.

[@The.Orange.Wizard]

Shite, I’ve been called out, and I didn’t realise it till I was called out.

[@ritik2955]

sup

[@alw2839]

Hey I actually found 2 😆

[@kaomocchi3671]

As a person who "flew" to "Australia", I can confirm that neither of the two exists. The "flight" was merely a portal to the underside of the flat-earth, which others may refer to as "Australia", where everything is upside-down.

[@nathanpeacock5107]

Well I guess the upside down was Australia all along

[@Testequip]

Do post pics of your upside down aeroplane gyros

[@rodgerroy8090]

According to Bugs Bunny. If you went to the underside of the world, you would be in China.

[@kakavo6796]

Someone’s gonna use this as proof I’m calling it

[@dylanwight5764]

Given that you're alive to write this, clearly you remembered your skyhooks.

[@Joobe2269]

2:50 was the moment i found out that i lived in a continent that didnt even exsist. my minds eye has opened

[@averyrandomllama6516]

You're an actor paid by the CIA to cover up the animal experimentations going on. I mean, what does Australia have that no other country have? Koalas, kangaroos, emus... Coincidence? I think not!

[@13ythesquonk5]

@@averyrandomllama6516 wot

[@bachibak]

@@13ythesquonk5 he made a joke....

[@13ythesquonk5]

@@bachibak oh ok thnx for telling👌

[@michealbay1331]

"You, stop assisting so my arguement will be better"

[@rmaxtpmx]

When a group of people set out to prove their argument, end up proving the other side instead, and still insist they're right, with no reason but "they're lying to us", they are simply not worth a moment of time or a syllable of conversation. Move it along. Nothing to see here.

[@stirlingmacmaster551]

Lets see what theyhavetosay

[@americantacos7618]

@Calvin Christopher Davis they want life to be interesting. I guess they want conspiracy theories to be fun and not the insanely sad shit things like the CIA do on the regular.

[@MarquisLeary34]

It's why you just move on. Engaging these people does NOTHING, as any evidence no matter how sound will just evoke the Conspiracy! fallacy.

[@warmachineuk]

That was scientists' policy towards Intelligent Design in the '00s till the advocates got into school boards and changed textbooks. They had to be laughed out. Fortunately, flat Earthers don't have the funds or focus of US megachurches but they're completely unhinged. Let's hope there's never enough of them to become politically active.

[@rflint9902]

If the earth was flat cats would have knocked everything off by now

[@calloftheseal6917]

Only cat owners can understand the beauty of this comment.

[@LustyClassyCat]

yeah

[@WAFFLEooFILMS]

Lol 🤣 that would be messed up 😂

[@Bififress0r]

Knocking off still sounds far too .... "possibly happened by accidential cause". ._. Let's be honest ......... > > > Watching their malicious, growing sensation while tipping the "object of choice" .. centimeter by centimeter .. closer and closer .. and then the last, final swipe - just to look at you utterly surprised! As like if _.. OUT OF A SUDDEN! .. THEY DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE THERE, .. WATCHING WITH TEARS THIS WHOLE SCENERY FROM START, .. .. with an oh-so-surprised look on their face - implying, they are JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU about this happening ... < < < ............... nothing else is giving us the same cold shivering. _~ Predatory spitefulness ~_

[@rflint9902]

@@Bififress0r Thank you so much for this! - I needed it desperately -

[@idriszamani4031]

flat earthers when they realize they have been breathing from the atmosphere and not the atmoflat 😳

[@joerichardson4325]

I've been trying to come up with a catchy word for atmosphere describing "flat" air, but just haven't gotten there yet. Of course, I'll be using it derogatorily to Flerfs!

[@omegalol541]

flatearthers:*proceeds not to breathe*

[@Miraihi]

​​​@@joerichardson4325Atmoplain (Latin for "Flat" is "Planus")

[@LisaAnn777]

That's why flat earthers like witsit call the Atmosphere just "Atmos" now lol

[@someidiotwithafryingpan3752]

@@joerichardson4325 Got anything yet? 'Boxygen' or just 'The Brick' come to mind off the top of my head.

[@acetrigger1337]

The amount of Social Rejects in the Flat Earth "society" is probably higher than most MMO fanbases.

[@davidgribble6313]

I imagine there is a lot of overlap.

[@dougfoster445]

Hughs wasn’t actually a flat earther. He didn’t really believe in it. He just used the community for his rocket career

[@dougfoster445]

@HighOnNarcotics that would probably be the sovereign citizen community 😂

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

The video covered that...

[@LOreveals2U]

Lol ok

[@dougfoster445]

@@LOreveals2U “lol ok” lol what an amazing argument! Very well thought out. 😂

[@LiberalsReadmyBio]

@HighOnNarcotics A semi famous flatearther couldn't raise money , its not because he couldnt its because they dont have money

[@equalssign44]

“The flat earth society has members all around the globe” Something like a year on it’s still a sick burn

[@wanafly12]

that hasn't been funny for 2 years now. come up with your own saying or don't write. thanks

[@j-maoh2086]

Stop copy and pasting this into people’s comments about the flat earth society being idiots. Come up with a new saying or don’t write. Thanks

[@boRalto]

@@wanafly12 you're a moron

[@boRalto]

@@j-maoh2086 you're also a moron

[@ququ1639]

Im a flat earther and we use: around the disc

[@zanwrightmfwr756]

"Heavenly energies from the sky" Legit, I laughed rolling on the floor.

[@venor2612]

Same

[@midnytemassacre]

With Odin-Christ in the sky.. lmao

[@nightmareTomek]

INVISIBLE heavenly energies. What was that about only believing what you can see with your own eyes?

[@theunknowman12]

God do be giving us free energies from the heaven

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@new-bp6ix]

You can literally see the other planets as spherical but no, the Earth decides to become flat

[@warmachineuk]

I'm disappointed there aren't more flat Earthers in the comments.

[@cosmiclonk7518]

When the video came out there were a shit ton lol

[@exppenguin]

If you wanna find flat earth comments to make you lose faith in humanity, search up "Planet Flat Earth Documentry" and go to the comment section. It physically and mentally hurts to read them.

[@soldierbr8726]

@@exppenguin I saw it aaahahahrg my brain hurts

[@exppenguin]

@@soldierbr8726 Same, that comment section will forever be the worst comment section I have ever seen on my time on KZbin.

[@Bagginsess]

Why bother? You guys wont listen and we don't blame you, it does sound insane from your perspective. Fortunately they can only "delay" space travel for so long and at some point people are going to start wondering why we aren't going to the moon or mars, though very few will think it's because the earth is flat. In my opinon you either are going to accept it or reject it and no amount of arguing is going to fix that so again, why bother? Plus most flat earthers are complete assholes and I'd rather not be lumped in with them, I'll just wear my tin foil hat and sip my nonflourinaded well watter in a nice quiet corner.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

“Naw man, the earth didn’t rotate 15 degrees, it’s just picking up energy from god” - Flat Earthers 2018

[@jamaldeep13]

In Bob's defence, the actual justification was that the gyroscope was picking up the SKY'S rotation and not Earth's...somehow. He had to say "Heavenly Energies" in the end though, which is why they resorted to the zero Gauss chamber...which again failed to prove them right.

[@phildavenport4150]

@@jamaldeep13 Don't defend the dullard. He and his dumbass flattard mates deserve all the scorn heaped on them.

[@dyavolo8448]

You know, that's actually really believable If you were a fucking buffoon from early 17th century Europe who's only education was listening to a mad hobo ramble on about nonsensical, barely coherent 'scientific discoveries' he made in between picking a rat's corpse clean and passing out in his piss and vomit.

[@homunculusrex9396]

J

[@AnthonyDMkandawire]

God be like ?

[@Strelky]

As an Australian, I can confirm we do not exist.

[@tomi9562]

Anf as fin i can say that the 5mil people dosent exist either

[@9fmradisapratama]

Ayy what about your spiders with healthbar then?

[@Grofvolkoren]

I can confirm that Australians do not exist as I didn't read this comment because it wasn't there.

[@nssherlock4547]

Also as an Aussie,I can also confirm we don't exist,we are thriving baby, and girt by sea.

[@markus-hermannkoch1740]

Don't fluke us. Australia exists alright. It's just not where mainstream maps are meant to make us believe it is. Besides, for all we know you are an Austrian.

[@normalplayer7377]

Everybody knows it's a Cube 🧊

[@FluffyAngelUwU]

We live in MINECRAFT!!!

[@iamspidey5411]

Honestly, I know that their research is supposed to be like, “serious.” But I really couldn’t stop laughing as soon as I heard their response to the flights to Australia.

[@JunaidAnsari-my2cx]

Where's Australia?

[@mechanicpluto2430]

@@JunaidAnsari-my2cx I'll do you one better, *who's* Australia?

[@Cyberfan2167]

​@@mechanicpluto2430how about this why is Australia?

[@cortanatheai6103]

@@Cyberfan2167i really wanna know how is Australia? Are they doing okay?

[@Cyberfan2167]

@@cortanatheai6103 I have no clue ,I heard recently they got invaded giant spiders ,hope the best for them

[@extrphat2233]

As an Australian, I can confirm that I don’t actually exist

[@LeahcimSsadlama]

If only it were true

[@leizerw95]

I know you guys don't exist, but what about kangaroos? 🦘🦘🦘

[@Sigma10-c1k]

😂😂😂😂

[@APOLON-bm7ym]

No, you do exist, you are just turned upside down.

[@hrthrhs]

@@APOLON-bm7ym That would be impossiblt because the earth is flat

[@Hank..]

I met a flat earther IRL. He also believed the sky was blue because it's an ocean, the ocean is held back by a big clear dome (like the simpsons i guess), and that the govt knows about the dome and has conducted tests trying to break through it with nuclear missiles without success. He was a nice dude and he was happy to share his theories with me, mainly because I was too enamored with their insanity to bother arguing against any of them.

[@CThyran]

Oh that crap, yeah I've heard it before. If you look up stuff about Operation Starfish (experiments with nukes in space the EMP effect) and they'll be saying that crap instead.

[@blipsauce1143]

Did the guy you meet happen to be a Uber driver by any chance

[@Hank..]

@@blipsauce1143 No, sorry. At least not when I knew him, but that was years ago.

[@aluisious]

@@blipsauce1143 "If you don't stop talking I'm taking stars off your review."

[@Truthforjesus97]

Sounds like it could be possible, answer m3 this , why is “ space travel “ the only Technology known to the western world , that has regressed?

[@StriderStryker]

I propose a theory that flat earthers got no balls and diagnosed with spherephobia.

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

Then how is their head round?

[@fayadios3773]

Flat earthers dont need an astronomer to prove that the earth is a globe, they need a physiologist to check whats wrong with their brain

[@valorrepublic8059]

religion.

[@exterminator1107]

Lmao

[@fayadios3773]

Valentin Rybin not all religious people are flat earther, most of the flat earthers are religious ... so i dont think the religion is much of an impact.. i mean yea they found some stuff in bible here and there but imo, i think its their retardness(even if its a word) which makes them believe that the earth is flat.. such people dont believe in long equations or scientific shit.. they believe what they see with their on eyes, lets be honest.. when we were kids,(before looking at the globe) we all once thought that the earth was flat but later we saw evidence of a globe, now flat earthers will stick to their belief and give some research to it, some shit may come obvious without scientific research and thats why maybe their so called experiments fail most of the times sooo yea... idk why i wrote this long ass paragraph, but i did it and gave my perspective on how flat earther's brain works

[@kw4584]

But they have no brain..

[@Ian_Carolan]

Maybe a brain massage would help them?

[@anamusingidiot2565]

Neil coming back with his own diss-track was such a power move, regardless of quality.

[@organicleaf]

neil is a power move himself "teaching dumb adaults isnt going to change anything, teaching children to not become dumb adaults is the only way" he said that on his hot ones interview if i remember correctly

[@aluisious]

That dude spends all day seeking attention.

[@esssss8415]

@@aluisious I agree. He loves the sound of his own voice.

[@mayrln]

if the earth is flat why has my life been going downhill for 17 years

[@rollthelosingdice]

personal choices?

[@kore4life]

@@rollthelosingdice so if it was round he would be happy ? or mario shaped

[@gustercc]

@kaan - your mom called. She’s very disappointed in you.

[@obscured9414]

Hahahahahahaahha

[@timothysmith4260]

If the earth is ROUND, why haven't your life come back up?

[@acidbubblebath77]

So I guess the planet flips over when winter starts? There must be some giant space spatula that changes our seasons.

[@aspiringscientificjournali1505]

lol no they believe the sun is magic essentially

[@mortalclown3812]

😂 Damn, I needed this. These are depressing fads and I want them to go away soon like clackers did many years ago.

[@foolish415]

You can ask me anything about flat earth and ill be happy to explain it to you.

[@retrobeep2000]

One thing that is truly flat, is the learning curve of a Flat Earther.

[@heavenaboveearthbelow6237]

Flat earthers have a learning curve, something that globe believers don't, seeing how they are still stuck at a third grade level of their understanding of what the earth is. Flat earthers are the only ones doing actual science for themselves and are pushing ahead our understanding of the earth.

[@retrobeep2000]

​@@heavenaboveearthbelow6237: You just prove me right. Kudos to you :-D

[@MrShredz313]

@@heavenaboveearthbelow6237 on point . This idiot clearly still stuck at kinder garden science book . They taught them Pluto is a planet . And now it's not . It's ok science is religion. Those idiots never question where their tax money goes . What is black budget ? And why would they fake moon landing and the image of our planet . To this day we don't have a HD video of the earth revolving around it's axis . NASA claims that's cz we need to go high enough to get the picture . And idiots like Doggybag is buying the BS . Never question you went to Mars and send 100s of so called satellites out there . Never bothered to look back and snap a pic . We r in 2020 . Where are the images and videos or our planet lol.

[@jacobdalton9382]

Globe destroying question, "Do plumb lines intersect?"

[@catgirlmatty]

@@MrShredz313 "where are the images of video's of our planet" You fucking serious????

[@connorbeith3232]

I am now a Mario Earther. There's no going back for me.

[@foiledagain1914]

Pfft, you believe THAT?

[@foiledagain1914]

I'm a Velociraptor Earther

[@ej-jz5rc]

have y'all ever heard about the earth clearly being a donut smh my head

[@prithamsingh6990]

I am a no earther

[@perizzasalem4994]

earth does not exist, its only cgi.......

[@teckzusferalupus5382]

These people trying to prove the Earth is flat actually make some pretty clever experiments that prove the Earth is round

[@glitchyjoe64]

explain

[@teckzusferalupus5382]

@@glitchyjoe64 The lasers experiments are a nice idea

[@ChatterGaming]

@@glitchyjoe64 josephu jostar, i have rejected my humanity and been flipped to orbit, i have proven the earth is flat.

[@rainierderryl2230]

@@gohom3882 it's a JoJo reference

[@KasumiRINA]

@@glitchyjoe64 Watch "behind the curve" documentary, guy there proven the Earth's rotation of 15 degrees per hour drift with a gyroscope (thanks, Bob), and another guy proved the curve using a flashlight at a distance. Both while trying to disprove these things.

[@SupremeRTS]

You also didn't talk about the fact most of our modern networking technology go through satellites... which requires the earth to be round to actually work

[@jamaldeep13]

Flat Earthers claim that all satellites are carried on high altitude balloons. It's just as nonsensical as you would expect of them.

[@benzemamumba]

*sphere

[@drpoob8384]

I was meant to go to Australia this year then the corona virus started, coincidence, I think not

[@huzzzer6083]

They know something you dont...

[@ChatterGaming]

Tbh u wouldn't wanna go there, i hered they worship the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER!!

[@fatchins9126]

@@ChatterGaming even more of a reason to go there

[@admiralhood8646]

Haha you got wrecked

[@echobounce2945]

and it felt just like the flu, didn't it.

[@Disanem]

If ever k pop fans try to cancel anything it should be flat earthers.

[@JLar-bb5hl]

And NASA: Here are 15 newly disclosed Nasa/gov. documents that explain planes' motions “over a flat, non-rotating earth”: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6OwmGV-g7ugp6s . Two Cosmonauts: “Earth is flat” and “We haven't been to space”kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3XPp4qlj7F1ftU. See same channel for many more vids, e.g vids impossible on a globe...

[@abramo7700]

J. Larsen NOONE CARES. STAN JIMIN *kpop song here *fancam here

[@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis]

@J. Larsen KZbin links as sources, classic tactic.

[@Disanem]

@@JLar-bb5hl Your competely stupid and cancelled now.

[@dashforcash6555]

That makes no sense but you can not think so it's ok l get it.

[@Robert08010]

"They're not there yet, but their getting damn close." Getting close to what? A complete psychotic break?

[@ding1466]

T H E E D G E (of the earth)

[@Robert08010]

@@ding1466 Good luck with that. You're not getting past my ice wall militia! Oh, have I let that slip?

[@its_neo_ig]

flat earthers when they realize that their balls are round : 🔨

[@toxotorana]

If the earth was flat Cats would have knocked everything off the edge by now

[@manub8786]

Underrated comment lmao

[@ureehueurv]

Also birds

[@cvillatoro696]

Maybe a big cat 🐈

[@toxotorana]

@@cvillatoro696 Or just lots and lots of cats hanging out near the edges

[@ivanovgeorgiev2993]

Exactly

[@AktienMitKopf]

best part is the moment of silence @15:27 the camera didn't pick up any light :D

[@TufdogsPlace]

Kind of says they shot themselves in the foot doesn't it ? lol

[@ivon1671]

And even after that they still insist

[@gastongl404]

they be like : strange, we probably did something wrong, the camera should pick up some light

[@TantalumPolytope]

> camera doesn't pick up any light > a moment of cognitive dissonance > *_"i n t e r e s t i n g"_*

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5, I'll get the cricket

[@farmersboy]

"...a drift. A fifteen degree per hour drift." Thanks Bob.

[@BaseDeltaZero1972]

Boob Noodle, Jism and Ranty - All globe-proving heroes.

[@SavageJunky]

Epic quote from scimandan ROFL

[@Ice03_13]

Thank you for the laugh 😂 great quote

[@acruelvisionacv9595]

@@Ice03_13 hey question how come when an airplane hovers there is no drift? Yet a drift was picked up by gyroscope? Doesnt that mean earth isnt moving?

[@george2053]

@@acruelvisionacv9595 there was a guy debunking the gyroscope, even calling the producer, I will leave a link with it when I'll find it

[@250sig]

So all the other planets in the universe are round but only the earth is flat. What a bunch of maroons!

[@ericb3157]

oh, flat-earthers actually say "no other planets exist, NASA faked them all"!

[@throwawayavclubber7269]

"lights in the firmament"

[@thatgamingchannel9159]

Mars: round Jupiter: round Neptune: round Uranus (nice): round Saturn: round Pluto: round Earth: flat Amazing how nature does that

[@McKain88]

How stupid you are to believe in those planets?! Ahahahaha you saw it on Disney Channel?

[@thatgamingchannel9159]

@@McKain88 I bet you're the type of person that thinks the moon is real

[@McKain88]

@@thatgamingchannel9159 the moon is fake and the planets are round?... It makes sense...bye...

[@thinsmoke7679]

@@McKain88 Bro you're literally so dumb, he doesn't believe that. He's making a joke out of flat earthers ya dummy

[@evm7368]

@@thinsmoke7679 they were clearly being sarcastic

[@Sasaroly]

"It doesn't matter how many times we're proven wrong, we're going to keep believing this!"

[@ShudowWolf]

"It doesn't matter how many times we're proven wrong *by ourselves even more than others at this point*, we're going to keep believing this!"

[@GojiraBiscuits.]

"It doesn't matter how absurd the theory is, I'm going to believe because someone said it" I am 5 years old.

[@afloofyvixen9514]

Religion in a nutshell

[@mrfrog0913]

Ok Flat earthers need to move to Egypt because they are in De-Nile

[@HandsomeT-z4l]

​@@afloofyvixen9514which religion? Can you prove it though?

[@1billionbees]

Bruh imagine believing in flat Earth This comment was made by the donut Earth society

[@Apparatus8]

Imagine if the earth existed This comment was made by the no earth society

[@Killerbee4712]

@@Apparatus8 Imagine having brain cells this comment was made by the flat earth sosaietee

[@thespiceboy5823]

bruh imagine existing this comment was made by the nothing exists society

[@jeff7530]

Imagine believing the earth is flat This post was made by: raptor earth gang

[@eddiebedz]

Imagine Thinking Earth Was Flat Or Round This Post Was Made By The Half-Sphere Earth Society

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

8:18 "How do you explain the horizon always being at eye level?" LMAO, that man is a comedic genius.

[@kevinmael3862]

Mercury is round Venus is round Earth is flat with walls of ice and a dome. Mars is round Jupiter is round Venus is round Neptune is round Pluto is round Strang how that happens.

[@Dino-lemon265]

Yeah pretty "strang" 😂

[@ThePanicman66]

Don’t forget the moons…there are more moons than planets 😁👍

[@dalekinthewater4708]

Earth got bonked

[@kluocduoc9835]

In fact there are no observations of flat stellar bodies at all.

[@fregtz735]

flat earthers belive that space doesnt exist and that its a scam to make them pay taxes so basiccally they dont acctyally belive its flat they just dont want to pay taxes

[@Yarharsuperpirate]

"Flat earth research gets proven undeniably false" Flat earther: That doesn't count!

[@MrJohnnyWheeler]

There's no proof that it was proven false. Quantum mechanics means it could be false and true at the same time. Plus when compared to the lifetime of a human it would be around 30. Things aren't as perky at that age. And if it's not flat, then explain pizza. You can't eat a spherical pizza! It won't fit in your mouth! Scientific evidence! 😤

[@coolgamer3646]

@@MrJohnnyWheeler is this a joke or are you just stupid

[@MrJohnnyWheeler]

@@coolgamer3646 - You didn't actually think I was serious did you? I thought it was pretty obviously a joke. Do flat earthers really make that flimsy of arguments?

[@jinkisaragi874]

@@coolgamer3646 Dude seriously. He tried to prove it with pizza. How could it be not a joke.

[@konstellashon1364]

@@MrJohnnyWheeler yes, serious flerfs do sound that ridiculous.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

I hate fat-shaming, but I love flat-shaming.

[@ch1gga22]

Fatshaming rocks

[@zach3021]

The Ultimate Reductionist lmfao dude underrated comment

[@chiefkeefgaming2005]

@@ch1gga22 did u m3an flat

[@ch1gga22]

@ViroGamerX no I meant fat, it’s unhealthy and society should enforce the idea that being obese is unhealthy, because if you tell everyone being fat is fine then more and more people are going to get fat and decrease their life span.

[@chiefkeefgaming2005]

@@ch1gga22 but bullying them is not right, telling them to do whats right is right

[@daisukeakihito9832]

Every time I feel stupid, I go to flat earth videos, good to see it always could be worse.

[@cl0p38]

Y'all say stuff like "we live in a sphere", "we live in a flat disc", "we live in a donut" and so on and so forth. But I know the truth, and the truth is that we live in a society

[@pogginglad7665]

This says a lot about society 😔

[@jaydeedub]

I don't believe anyone has used the word "in" when making a comment. Big difference between "in" and "on"...

[@congratulationsmerry6386]

we live in a society

[@Chuked]

The earth is a halo ring

[@anakiap.w1673]

Nah mate we live in a *PERIOD* - Mosley