Bill Burr - Advice: Girlfriend's Dysfunctional Family

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[@randomguy123able]

"When you feel no, say no." -Bill Burr 2K16

[@corywilmoth4873]

Yes

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

"A few days" is never a few days

[@Vaporvice84]

"He smells my meundies" lol.

[@TheTube8u]

I continue to be amazed at how I relate to you on many things. I feel the same way about dealing with someone’s horses ass family members. I have always felt that it was maybe not very flexible or nice of me to be this way. But I just can’t compromise on some things

[@ousmanediakhaby8339]

- What do you have to lose here?... Other than your happiness - Bill

[@deshniemoodley8180]

Smells my meundies .. I died 😂😂😂😂

[@victortorres]

First I was like “wtf?! Ads?” Then a realized the page and I’m like “alright I’m calm.”

[@gunkle7986]

I'm surprised no-one got shot. They are gonna run up on the wrong people one day.

[@traviscoates6878]

“In between places” is the scariest situation for an in-law...Just say no!!!!!!

[@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

Bill Burr: Daga Kotowaru!!!

[@reecealeck8314]

Update?

[@user-cd2cz3tv3u]

Lol prob should come at that at little softer..ill bet just 1 person who lives there has some kind of mental issue & the whole family is protecting that family memebers secret. Gotta consider that, but after the ‘Pool Table’ comment, i dont think this dude who is also a cop, seems like Mr sensitive lol

[@rinzler8272]

Wrong video lol

[@DamjanManevski]

*2 min rant about it* Oh didn't read that part, sorry! Hahahahah what a king

[@Tupemo]

"He smells my meundies..." :DD

[@heshamsh761]

lol

[@aricnation401]

Genius ad plug by Billy boyyyy.

[@sarah.r8877]

Tupemo lmao

[@robbrown5442]

Exactly what I was going to post LMFAO

[@ir0n2541]

I did that, i made the mistake of being socially polite, all i can say is i am now single and dodged a bullet that could have cost me years of misery with a dysfunctional family, like Bill says listen to your gut.

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

Society's definition of polite is allowing "them" to take complete advantage of your politeness Congratulations on dodging that bullet👍

[@DigBickOfaGod]

Good on you my guy

[@raj-cr4nl]

So you'll be having 5 people living 5 out of 7 days per week in your "small, 1 bedroom apartment?". No, no deal. Maybe mom can stay but that's it.

[@XLCoolJay]

As someone who has politely manuevered around people like that in the past, I can tell you, you have to put a price on your happiness and don't sell it cheap. I would agree with everything Bill says here, there are some people you have to put your foot down and be honest and blunt.

[@supastar25]

+XLCoolJay that saves you a lot of trouble down the line as well.

[@Will-cv6xv]

Yeah but what if they're bigger than you?

[@louiscyphre6049]

No offence to the dude who wrote in but he probably can't see his own girlfriends dysfunction. "Blinded by love... "

[@mglaston9874]

+Louis “dimevision420” Cyphre Spot on!

[@MENofMAYHEM6593]

"I'm breaking out in hives reading this thing, this is how much of a fucking issue this is"

[@cardinprice380]

BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!!

[@TurdFerguson884]

This is what my parents have always told me and this is why their marriage has stood the test of time. When you feel no, you say no even when they’re family don’t let that blood is thicker than water bullshit get in the way of your gut instinct, they’re people just like anybody else, blood doesn’t absolve them of being assholesz

[@danijelambrozic]

Breaking up after 7 years and 9 years ago -> suffering for a loooong time, in years. Breaking up with other girl few months ago and after 3 years + listening to Bill Burr -> only few days or weeks of suffering. You're an eye opener when ego, crush and cultural programming close someone's eyes :D

[@KarbineKyle]

Jesus Christ! That is my younger brother in a nutshell! He's fits the description of this douche perfectly! Thank you, Bill! I love this podcast and your stand-ups!

[@EatABullet69]

This is bill burr's podcast at its best. This had dying laughing the whole time 😂😂😂

[@RichardChamberlinTV]

Stand up and be assertive now! Making issues are when you let it happen and then tell them. You think it's easier bro to stop the family once they start living there for weeks? or Months or even just not care about you? Who's paying rent? Caring for you besides you? If it's just you, then Bill is 100% correct, it's your life WOW that's not okay just hearing it but be cool and results needs to happen in you favor now or it will never happen. Also it sounds like, (unfortunately) the siblings are being cared for like they're handicapped or mentally disabled or just lazy. That's hard but you need to respect you. You girl needs to see your frustrated and that this is not a healthy sitsuation. UPDATE US MAN! PLEASE! GOOD LUCK!

[@futurestrangeofficial]

"He smells my MeUndies" "There's a Super 8 down the street" ☠️

[@buckfuddy489]

"I don't even know this guy n I fuckin hate em"..me too B, me too..

[@ctlight97]

This is probably my favorite Bill segment of all time. Honestly inspiring.

[@EatABullet69]

Colin Light agreed.

[@a.fee-oh1328]

"I dont want that guys balls dangling in our commode." That killed me.

[@alexanderdeadmansche]

Love how much he hates the brother

[@northhallbabe13]

He smells my me undies Hahahahahahaha god I love Bill

[@chuzzrocket]

"Dude, I'm breaking out in hives reading this thing."

[@Happyheart146]

Did 11 years with boyfriends family invading my home, Bill is spot on here, "if you feel no, say no", took a breakdown to get rid of the vampires. Not even still with the ex after all that. Wow, all those years down the pan, people pleasing a bunch of c u n t s because of social politeness. Never let other people intrude on your life.

[@sunbabyocelot]

Holy shit thank you so much Bill Burr!!! Needed to hear this all so bad, my favorite one yet.

[@letsgobrandon136]

And if she uses the "let's just break up" shit then call her bluff or she'll use it every time she don't get her way

[@jennamercury7625]

I wish I'd have had Bill to drop advice on me as a youngster, jeez the pain, aggravation and suffering I'd have been spared! #HailBillBurr

[@SkuIIKn1ght]

Man I really hope this guy took bills advice.

[@jacobprice4907]

“Because he smells .. meundies” line was classic, spat a mouth full of protein shake up the wall 😂😂

[@GuitarsRgood7]

My girlfriends 24 year old brother lived on our couch in our tiny 1 bedroom apartment for 6 months. Of those 6 months, he only worked a total of 2 months and only paid 3 months of rent. He was so lazy, just watching TV and playing video games all day, sleeping until noon when he should have been applying to jobs. That was a frustrating time. We had to tell him that he had to go.

[@ja3482]

7:29 Free endorsement for MeUndies? I'll bet they loved this one.

[@philorgneopolotin8762]

Lmao this clearly hit a nerve with Bill 😂 he definitely had to deal with some scenario like before, or at least had to happen to a few people close to him

[@scottlloyd4022]

"He's smelling my meundies".

[@CurePhyllodes]

Ahh! The advice he gives at the very end is incredibly profound! I love it!!! Does anyone know if he ever wrote back in with an update?

[@landonic81]

Jesus Bill hates this guy 😂

[@IronheadOfScroteus]

"That's far enough there, Sparky." LOL!

[@Anjunabeast23]

There's a Super8 down the street...

[@geroldsloan9369]

Nothing is 100%. i'm an old guy. Does she have drama? Is she kind? Is she loyal? Is she honest? Untill you can say without emotion yes she is,don't marry don't move in together. Doesn't mean the relationship won't have difficult moments. But one thing is certain. She will own up top her failings in them relationship and work on things. Will not bolt when things are rough. Won't seek out another when you are failing. All this if you do your part. Believe me I am old and learned the hard way.

[@kikoredog]

non-fucking-negotiable

[@tattoocharlie551]

You feel No, you say No !

[@Dommie222]

5:10 Bill Burr explains why at least 50% of all individual problems exist.

[@anthonyavila4027]

Real simple my house my rules.

[@APSXX]

Love you Billium Burrito.

[@aurarus]

That bit at the end was perfect

[@DaylightRobberyCA]

MASSIVE FRAME instruction from Billbob Beetle

[@supastar25]

Some women are unbelievable...doesn't she see what's wrong with what she's proposing? FFS

[@RyanSmith-zj6ys]

Really helped me with my current living situation

[@jamesdonohue7491]

Casually drops a me-undies promo mid read😂 priceless

[@TheTube8u]

“I’m fucking breaking out in hives” aaaaaahahahaha

[@Mike-nf6nf]

This lunatic is a wizard.

[@codetafoya9763]

100!!!

[@lars1296]

10:17 Most important lesson in a relationship

[@marksilva311]

Great advice.

[@xallthatremains8339]

Bill is the best social advisor ever!

[@a.fee-oh1328]

"I dont want his balls...dangling in our commode. " I bet that's not an image women think of very often.

[@dumba989]

I GET BILL!!!! I knew there was a reason why I fucks with him, especially his talk in the last 3 minutes of this portion of the MMPC

[@stevej1996]

I lived on a gated property with 2 houses, 1 me and my baby mommas and 2 her mom, all I can say is NO! Don't do it!

[@dylanmason4235]

*fuck all that* -BB

[@heavyflippingrandmasboifir669]

Its like the show "Everyone Loves Raymond!!!!"

[@zagear]

Burr 2016!

[@cardinprice380]

Bill is THAT DUDE!!

[@_jadori_175]

Well, ya know what, that fucker...he cant stay there then!! love Bill

[@alexanderdeadmansche]

This is my fave bill burr clip. Love how annoyed he gets about it

[@phoenixsun488]

How are people getting these emails to bill. I’m trying to ask a question.

[@lac2500]

0:24 😄

[@D1chiilnthamost]

Everybody loves Raymond but not funny at all.

[@ffsf739]

Did the guy respond? I'd REALLY like to know the end of this story!

[@Vlad-wl3fw]

yeah me too. can't find the answer to that though.

[@jeremymatthews2002]

Families will do th he ol switch a rooo

[@vikasshukla9667]

Where is the follow up

[@joshualeija9984]

Oh this might be!

[@barak363363]

5:00

[@illuminatingresonance7478]

Staying in a 1 bedroom wtf is that

[@Vlad-wl3fw]

Sooner or later , Bill, You gotta start charging these people for giving out such excellent advice, man! It's like you're a psychologist/family therapist. P.S. Absolutely love listening to there podcasts, man.

[@landonic81]

Most of his advice is to just dump the girl then go to the gym and get in shape 😂

[@merrychristmas1022]

ghost her

[@Xakslied]

Merry Christmas shut up coward

[@PilloTheStar]

"This might be the ol' right there fred for your relationship" 😂

[@GearsDemon]

9:56 yep, i'm with billy