Bill Burr - Advice: Sticking It To The Ex

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[@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube]

"Success is the best revenge"

[@DM-qd7gw]

And it's useless.

[@swill1020]

The most underrated revenge is success. Sadly I have not always thought this subtle technique true but I sure do now

[@Manuel-kl8jc]

Not really. It just means you didn't have the balls to succeed without the ex's actions. You can't get much more spineless than that. Not only did the ex's dump the shitr out of you, but you also wouldn't have done it without him/her.

[@swill1020]

Manu ... yeah i was 17. By the time I was 17 and 48 hours old i had moved on...went on to get my degree, spent 25 years working on Wall Street and now spend my time watching my almonds grow, riding my horse all the while having a good wife and two adult children starting their own families. ..my definition of success isn’t money as much as living a life well lived. I don’t need anyone to kick the shit out of my emotions to inspire me to do anything but when it does happen I try to learn something from it... because i am far from perfect.

[@Heretic1981]

Cliche, but true. In my experience, there's almost nothing you can do directly that'll do more damage or inspire more self reflection than letting them do it to themselves. Unless you luck out and they're interviewing and you're the hiring manager or something, feel free, but realistically. Then you be the guy taking his kids for a sherbert. That's all it takes, you keep all your dignity, and there's no blowback

[@Dani2wheels]

Damn dude. I'm going through a very similar thing with my ex. She wrote me outta her life and got a new BF... Well I recently found out they broke up and she unblocked me on Facebook. I REALLY wanted to hit her up because I still like her even though I'm doing well in life. But thanks to this podcast I think I'll just act like she doesn't exist. Such good advice and in a way that I can really understand. Thanks Bill, ur a life saver.

[@dumbass1775]

Hey man, I'd love to hear an update seeing as its been a while. How has everything changed and have you turned success into your best revengr

[@ComradeDt]

@@dumbass1775 same

[@chrismac1507]

@@dumbass1775 he died

[@enriquemontenegro5222]

100% agree with bill here. Don’t talk to her ever again. My ex left me for some other guy. It’s been over a year since the breakup and she still tries to call me on an “unknown caller id.” It’s the best feeling ever.

[@sloanmagnum5009]

Totally haha. It relieves a lot of pressure knowing they're missing you and now YOU get to be the one who has emotional control.

[@theundergradanalysis]

Very mature response by Bill

[@RogalloShaolin]

Standard spiel..."I love you, But I am not in love with you."... And yes there is another man. Women NEVER jump without a replacement already lined up. I was given this advice, and didn't acknowledge it as fact until it was blatantly in my face.

[@biolemmashem]

Dunno man. I'm a lay-deee and I broke up with no replacement lined up. Can't imagine being in a relationship straight after 11 years.

[@swill1020]

Dre Zee ... yep i too have been that guy. Once I figured it out i relegated it to he was not banging my girlfriend, I was banging his girlfriend.

[@gangstaclown6938]

Fuck man that’s the truth right there

[@fernendo4]

Yup I'm 28 and from personal experience woman never leave unless they have someone lined up.

[@tollpatschny3346]

6:20 i had to check the date when he said that lol.

[@PilloTheStar]

Bill predicted covid

[@Okiedude5]

He's bothered that she hasn't contacted him over his overall success. Just let it go man

[@lagroad]

"He's just a friend"

[@XX-fl4zg]

The best revenge is a life well lived......the very quote that got me through my breakup. I started going to the gym I’m built now. Nowhere near enough but noticeable. I eat a very healthy diet. No more garbage. Made a ton of new friends. Career is taking off. Quit Fakebook! She’s done nothing except get worked over by sweet lady karma! Stay strong guys.

[@nicholasrios5622]

lmao bill burr " I'm so dumb".

[@verticalhorizon4633]

If you ever see your ex out with a new guy, just walk right up to the guy and say in her presence, "Is she still a screamer?"

[@humanmold]

+Vertical Horizon or "can she still take a champagne bottle?"

[@AngusStewart01]

Hahahahaha

[@t100base]

say thanks for taking out the trash.

[@matthewbradley4348]

"Does she still use the anal beads?"

[@phillytheflyerable]

what if I am 5'7 and the new guy is 6'5? hey, I still went up and said hello, and both of them just looked at me

[@josefvenable8989]

The fact that after A year of separation, having a better body, job, and girlfriend that this guy is still salty, salty enough to drudge up revenge even though every aspect of his life is now supposedly better, tells me there's something wrong with him.

[@KingsExecutor]

+Josef Venable The mushroom dose was too low :D

[@yosif8235]

Josef Venable - I really get these things because he was really in love like in real love. So it is not his fault. I know because I have been there I was so shocked to hear this. Because it is almost exactly like me only she was thousands of kilometers away from me and I went there twice with two jobs. Because I know him he believed it could happen again if he tried so hard.

[@Toastergod44]

+James Dd that's his fault for being delusional and his fault for living in the past and not embracing what he has in front of him. You can make all the excuses you want for being unable to get over your feelings but at the end of the day it's your decision to be stuck there.

[@Y2JLionHeart]

Toastergod44 He has/had low self-esteem. He feels the chick dropped him for another dude. Wanting vengeance is petty, but it's also very easy to understand.

[@phillytheflyerable]

I would understand him if he was where I am. dumped, same shitty job and still no one to care for

[@doggieGZ]

One of the best Bill Burr advice bits I've heard.

[@SonoTom]

the woman doesn't just "go from relationship to relationship" - she was checking out the new guy before getting rid of the old. notice that since she was moving up at work, she very soon decided she should have that Bigger Better Deal. the guy was right at the start: he got a get-out-of-jail card. go all the way to freedom, man. marriage - it's a rotten deal.

[@kennedycrevoiserat7095]

Sono Tom hence she goes from relationship to relationship. If your a girl your the worst kind saving on to old while your checking out the new? Something fucked up mustve happened to you as a child

[@joshuam4835]

"Scream at your windshield" God, I love ol' Billy Ball Bag

[@matthewblanwilson]

Bill's right, I cut all ties to this girl, and 8 years later she see's me out shopping, I lost weight, I'm in my new car (2011 Mustang GT), and look happier than ever. Oh, sweet revenge the look on her face was priceless. Her doing what she done to me, was a blessing. At the the time my heart was broke but now I'm so glad she did it.

[@dumbass1775]

Any new updates? Geez its beeb a while

[@1rome6]

Jhony six pack over here OOOH!

[@shinpaws1014]

+Rome Manda a awesome dice referenes

[@kfgrip]

Great advice Bill EXCEPT when you tell the writer to Marry AGAIN! Guys out there LISTEN to me DON'T EVER EVER get married it is a binding legal contract that IF the woman decides shes bored or WHAT the fuck ever she will dump you and TAKE HALF of EVERYTHING. STAY SINGLE,get a girl have kids all that stuff BUT DON'T get married. If you do you have a 60% chance of BEING very sorry later.

[@KletoReese]

Poparod Cassidy It's extremely sad what Marriage has come to.

[@fernendo4]

Bill's advice is right on. If he gives her any kind of attention, she wins. You have to act like they never existed. Yoi have to act like you have had so many girls that you don't have the energy to keep track of them.

[@LookingTheBest]

Needed this Bill. Thanks as always.

[@MikeJones-cf2uj]

fantastic advice

[@jakek6728]

This guy is going to destroy his life out of spite

[@hortn123]

Good shit Bill!

[@UnCafecito89]

"And break her" LMFAO

[@KennyCNigguh]

"to maaaahaahahanager!" lololol

[@moparpower0788]

Its def true if you interact with your ex in any way even going all out to get back at her it shows underlying feelings of care for her and she wins. In most cases love is measured by how much your willing to hurt the othrts feeling after the fact.

[@0seraphic]

This was great. Thanks!

[@insidher]

Music and Bill Burr cures my depression

[@ninjabreadman8166]

The only way to win is to not play the game.

[@Rkenichi]

You’ll miss 100% of the shots you don’t make

[@lwo7736]

Haha, mgtow , how's that working out for you? You had a nervous breakdown yet?

[@ninjabreadman8166]

@@lwo7736 Bill is praising a recently-divorced man while advising him to not look for revenge, my comment was a reference to how the best way to get revenge is to not get revenge, and you somehow thought this had something to do with MGTOW, which literally no one except you has brought up. How does your comment make any sense?

[@lwo7736]

@@ninjabreadman8166 I see, I misunderstood. BB has a lot of pathetic MGTOW followers so I wrongly assumed you were writing off women when you said "don't play the game"

[@ninjabreadman8166]

@@lwo7736 That's understandable. Take care :)

[@KletoReese]

EXCELLENT ADVICE!

[@seanallan4808]

Yeh he's not over her

[@86chanko]

this guy is gold

[@carlosalvarez1520]

Good one Bill.

[@SteffsGarage]

Best advice ever Bill.

[@drewdrewski6278]

Spot on Bill.... Spot on!!

[@redwolfmendoza]

Actually great advice!

[@TheJuseman]

Best advice he's ever given.

[@ralphruiz7784]

Damn good advice

[@codyminecrack248]

Best burr podcast yet

[@awomansfriend5784]

Best advice ever 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@LaylaSpellwind]

You're both happy. doing anything vengeful is just going to be petty.

[@Phantom.axa.]

well said bill

[@Swervin309]

"He's just a friend!" Bull. Shit. A shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on.

[@jeveuxlesoleil]

Jesus Christ what guy is 28 and doesn't know the old adage that "the best revenge is doing better". Bill knows what he's talking about.

[@SoTilted]

I love the way Bill's reading this guy's letter. "I think it's finally time to confront her. And BREAK her."

[@arctic3038]

That money changed her mind

[@Mike-b7733]

Any time a girl says there’s not another guy, there most certainly is another guy

[@morjxd3410]

Sherbert LMFAO

[@mdavis1992]

haahahaha I heard it too and thought the exact same thing, someone should of called him out on twitter over it

[@Tarikan5]

Give her the gift for men yet a terror of females: The Silent Treatment. You randomly see her? She doesn't exist in your reality. Had a thought about her? There is no such thing as her. She gave you money? Take the money and pretend she doesn't matter to you. Say and Do nothing around this chick.

[@paulchakola7372]

'"There's no other guy"....yes, there was.

[@ZennyReacts]

Get yourself a sherbert LOL

[@Zairne]

The wife did nothing wrong and the guy writing is a psychopath. If she wants a divorce than that's her choice, it's not like she fucked him over in any way other than just leaving, they split the house and he even got the damn dog.

[@jimwerther]

I know it's seven years later, but you are dead on.

[@coolbrando1]

I feel like all that success was taking her to task. Shit man. So happy for that dude.

[@jossgower]

"Briffault's Law" - end of story

[@patrickbevelock2171]

Yes

[@ibuprofen303]

Laxatives in the coffee is a good one.

[@richardremick1639]

Henry Aron said it best, he said" it takes to much energy and time to be jealous and anger at people" I agree. If you try and get revenge then you're wasting valuable time and you're evil as she was. Bil is right about the last pRr silence is best. You'll get over it man. Everything in time. You'll get over it. Just takes time

[@jimwerther]

Hammerin' Hank?

[@56jmoney]

Bill Burr needs his own "Love Line" show. We need a doctor to pair him with though.

[@mojimojimojimojimoji]

Did i go back in time

[@pelewon]

Johnny six-pack over here OH!! LMAO

[@BiggLaLa]

great advice!! The better you do the more she dies OR maybe she doesn't give a shit what you do. hahahahahaha

[@christianterrill3503]

Bill gives the best advice!

[@smokingbull15]

Lmao and a sherbet

[@waxworse]

(2:47) Like in the movie "Yes Man".😎👍 (3:25) Like the Netflix Black Mirror episode "The Entire History of You" only without a child involved.😟

[@JohnnyDollar720]

Hell ya there is another guy. There is always another guy

[@pauliethemushroomman]

Bill is right. To not take even 2 seconds to tell a chick off is excruciating for them.

[@vaxan5126]

One promotion did this?? 😂

[@dex2345]

thanks pbb

[@MakeUmad4life]

It’s weird how he’s still so pissed about this. The best revenge is indifference - you couldn’t care less. Moving on and doing things for yourself and not to prove anyone wrong.

[@briandonovan1584]

This is almost exactly what happened to me!! Down to the 6 years, no kids, no assets … She just wanted to not be married.

[@DarronTheDamaga]

affirmative..

[@barak363363]

2:00-4:30

[@luretryne]

"Im so dumb"

[@iAmEdwinHamilton]

Ya know what? If guys keep working out and pursuing their passion while in the relationship, you just might outgrow HER... rather than getting fat and complacent and then she leaves you- NOW you wanna hit the gym!

[@ThatsAggravating]

lol true

[@JohnnyDollar720]

Bill on the money on this one. Don't say shit

[@winkles2314]

Oh, there’s definitely another guy involved

[@bsavage1378]

Bangin bitches, no rubber!

[@BeeBumper]

The guy is lucky, she at least was straight like you said, problem is she probably felt this way for at least a couple years and perhaps cheated. She did what everyone wanted her to do, and he is now paying for it. What does it matter, don't waste your time you won from everything you said. Canadians they always got to add "eh" to the end of a complete sentence. If you're single and she comes back looking for a lay, and this dude is still with her, then bang and say this was a bad idea please leave.

[@vittoriagnecchi5783]

he has already won and doesn't realize it

[@KingOfGamesss]

She shouldn't have hooked up and definately not gotten married to him and lead him on for 6 years if she did not love him or even like him or know him....and as for him...since he drinks, uses drugs, swears, seems to like violence and revenge he just shouldn't be surprised and quite frankly he shouldn't be hooking up, dating or marrying ANYBODY until he fixes his own personality problems.

[@0r14n583lt]

Ensure that the divorce proceeds smoothly. Live your life and be successful. Move on. You win!

[@saleemisgod]

banker sex! Classic

[@66ott7]

hey calm down. Go get yer self a sherbert.

[@anonymousbo0318]

He's lying, if he's half as successful as he claims, he wouldn't feel the need to get "revenge"

[@jackfrost7513]

Once a month!!????

[@Penguins91ify]

First installment of MMPC when the man sounds like a whining whua. The woman did nothing wrong

[@OnToBetterThings1987]

he should have taken her ass to divorce court like women do men.

[@smartchip]

Dont marry,

[@Piatasify]

Banker sex...

[@123monkey123]

Guy sounds sore.

[@ir1041]

If this is real this is the stupidest things I’ve ever hear

[@KingOfGamesss]

yeah...heh...anyway seriously...i'll take this comment to believe that you agree with my first comment.

[@lllgamebredlll6633]

If he really wants to hurt her....he should send her a dozen roses and a card that says "thank you for breaking up with me.....it was the best thing to ever happen to me.....blah blah blah".......then she'll feel like she's not good enough and she made a mistake....exes hate seeing their exes better off without them......that will hurt more than anything js

[@jimwerther]

This guy is a royal mess. It's a decade later, and I bet you he's still screwed up.

[@chess_is_a_vibe]

This guy took shrooms. He could possibly be delusional.

[@XENOMORPH343]

Everett Schulte Shroom trips can be highly insightful

[@DEEPTHOUGHT340]

Great advice