Bill Burr - Complaint From A Lady

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[@Fauwst]

The 77 cents to a dollar argument has been debunked for ages. For fuck sake can we drop that fucking argument.

[@SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

The feminists and liberals won't stop telling that lie because it works for them with low information voters.

[@ToGetToTerrapin]

SmokeRingsPipeDreams truer words have seldom been typed or spoken... liberals LOVE adopting the "victim" role, whether real or imagined... FACT.

[@SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

ToGetToTerrapin It's the most dishonest party in modern times.

[@Paahau]

ToGetToTerrapin I'm liberal and don't have this attitude. People I know liberal don't show this either. What are you talking about?

[@ToGetToTerrapin]

Paahau whatever

[@Vip3rC4in0022]

Who else read the title like "Complaint from a LAY-DEE"

[@GjVj]

Rofl! Yes! And I hear it like that *everywhere* these days too. Bill FTW.

[@cmm3338]

I have literally started saying it like that because I watch so many of these incredible podcasts and people just look at me... and it is absolutely hilarious.

[@Shushkin]

Lol, yep :D

[@somebat8888]

I read the title out loud and did that a second before seeing your comment made me pause bruh

[@crnastranamjeseca2733]

All of us!

[@HittokiriBatosai]

"You have all this empathy for women in these fucked up situations and I'm supposed to somehow respect you despite the fact that you could give a shit about any injustice done on the other side." Perfect.

[@nietzschesmoustache3585]

I bet that woman is a blast at parties.

[@pipypoppy]

I bet her boyfriend(feeling sorry for him) gets sex often

[@herculesrockefeller2984]

Her boyfriend actually gets lots of sex.. from the Big Black Strap-on she uses on him

[@pipypoppy]

Bro! Don't throw cats in that mix! I am one!

[@dallassylvestre8155]

Hahahahahaha 😂😂🤣🤣

[@nanayawberko3212]

Every nigga near her is getting the lecture of lifetime

[@CPAClass2010]

"Your podcast is hate speech" "oh Jeejhus" lmao gets me everytime

[@riblets1968]

I suspect that the author of the email was projecting. He obviously hit a nerve with her because she's likely guilty of one or more of the fucked up things Bill spoke about on the podcast.

[@highhaloguy806]

riblets1968 was just about to comment this so true

[@joet8862]

yeah, a good woman would agree with Bill for acknowledging the bad shit women get away with. This chick feels threatened.

[@connorfrance7669]

I'm still single to this day because any woman I date that brings up marriage I tell them I'd want a prenup. That one phrase " I would want a prenup" kills all my relationships. It's the only way to have a fair marriage should it end. Otherwise divorce will always favor the woman, and fuck over the man.

[@bobluitaotsu8722]

Connor France please tell me when they say "why the fuck blah blah blah" you reply cause im a feminist hahaha

[@pyramidhead138]

Connor France to this day? how long have you BEEN single?

[@verticalhorizon4633]

+PyramidHead138 His whole life, Columbo.

[@THECHAOSEMPEROR]

+Connor France Please be aware that pre-nups are completely useless.

[@briant6669]

+Connor France Me and my wife kept our money and possessions separate for our entire 15 year marriage. When we divorced, she packed her shit into her car and left. I kept all my shit. It was the easiest divorce ever. My ex wife wasn't a feminist ,so she understood that what I earned was mine. We are still great friends. I feel sorry for the people who marry crazy entitled bitches.

[@Kevo216666]

I'm so with you Bill. Why isn't the fact men are dismissed when it comes to their own kids. It's so incredibly destructive. So much for women's nurturing instincts.

[@becarefulwhatyoufish4764]

Yeah women don't have those anymore

[@mrdropkicker1]

Yeah, men have to be there if when the woman cheated and it’s not their kid... you can pay them, that’s just fine. But if a man wants full custody of his kids in a divorce oh no... clearly she is the superior parent and he wouldn’t be able to raise and support these children...

[@pesidon]

Fucking love this guy! Equality on all sides, no fucking mercy! Love it!!!

[@treymccolley6624]

This women is exactly what I’m afraid of.

[@NukaColaCaps]

Women are treated like second class citizens in America? Lolz, no sweetheart. Wrong.

[@BiohazardBinkie777]

Bill should have a major network show and talk about it.

[@alanfournier8397]

It's always women as victims. It doesn't matter what you talk about. And it's always men at fault. We live in a world gone absolutely nuts.

[@AlchemistEve]

Feminism has automatic victimization built in to it, by default. No matter what you say, do or think, if you are a man you are in the wrong and are pushing the "patriarchy" agenda. No matter what. And if you're female then you are innocent and incapable of all wrong doing and are a "victim" of the patriarchy and a victim of men. As all men are oppressors. It's cyclical logic, akin to: Everything in the Bible is true because it's the word of God and we know it's the word of God because it says so in the Bible and the Bible is true because...

[@James-iz9qb]

​@@AlchemistEve Great point- which is why, as a non-believer, I think it might actually be best for us to go back to Christianity since many people seem to need ideologies to survive- the modern ideology is much much much worse than Christianity.

[@andrewd1923]

Complaint from a Lay-dee

[@beetheb]

I love Bill. One of the only people out there making a convincing case that other people's feelings (not their livelihood, not their physical person, just their social sensibilities) do not override my right to say whatever the fuck I want, so long as I am not directly and intentionally inciting violence.

[@arshad_nazran]

This is depressing. I understand now why Bill is so intense in his comedy. People are indeed cunts. God save us all.

[@pervmanyesican]

"Hate Speech", Orwellian term to defuse or control legitimate discourse.

[@debrarymer]

+pervmanyesican Yes. That was quite a lot of what was going on in the comment section. Probably not in the original podcast. Probably.

[@wc6046]

Matt Polzkill yeah me too

[@Zzyxzaa]

"That's my Dresden", right there at the end. Holy shit I've never laughed to hard. Burr is smart as fuck.

[@lucidstargirl]

Bill Burr for President 2016.

[@nixonharp2274]

I wish

[@bannedfromisrael]

"That's me Dresden!" Oh Bill, you're the shit.

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Alimony and child support is the Titanic you're forced to stay on, while they get on the lifeboats.

[@AverageBeing0]

Bill is my favorite comedian. He's just straight up.

[@VivekSharma-ux2bl]

Bill is effin AWESOME

[@josephtedros2089]

The wage gap stats are weird, it just compares all full-time working men to all full-time working women, even if they have different jobs.

[@Sakhmeov]

You only just noticed? Daycare goes up to the 20s now, people are more vocal about problems than ever but are heard less the more sense they make, everyone thinks exactly the opposite of what the media says they think, and Putin and Assad have better senses of humor than most American artists. Shit's fucked, yo.

[@msmith42001]

Lesson every male listener should be taking away from this: always get a test to ensure its your kid. No matter if it's your wife or not. Then, you can legally protect yourself.

[@_swampyankee]

Hate speech seems to be an easy way to get to dismiss a point if view because it hurts feelings.

[@rnempson1]

Keep it up bill love it !!!

[@rodrigogarcia641]

the dog will not stop farting

[@charissa7052]

I'm a woman and I 100% agree with you, Bill

[@lexluthier22]

for those who havent heard his full podcasts these clips hardly do it justice, it's way more hysterical when you listen to the whole episodes haha, especially in the car

[@prop8604]

spot on.

[@diypictures]

Bill- "It just doesn't make sense!" You can't reason with the unreasonable.

[@fatty7780]

Yep lol I’m years behind the curve but just started listening to these podcasts and ye I read it like LAAAAY-DEEEES LOL

[@AmeenAhmed1105]

BURNED!

[@ThatOneStuff]

i love you bill burr

[@soliquidsnake3990]

We got triple A. I lost it! They way he said was like " I really do not want to go pick you up".

[@androidfleshbot2854]

Way to speak up for yourself Bill - In a honorarble and reflective fashion - cheers .

[@dfamgalaxy98]

Preach on my dude... We need someone to speak some real truth to these "people" who think that deplorable women are beyond Men criticism. We are supposed to just grin and bare it when they treat good men like crap on the bottom of their shoes. Then say that there aren't any good men left in this society for them. There isn't because most of us have been damaged by the same women crying about what is being done to them. Again, Thanks Bill & keep up the good fight.

[@stevethomas74]

GOLD!

[@SelviaResearch]

bill 77 + 50 cents = $1 27c...not 137. Great argument nonetheless.

[@fotm07]

Ardis Wasted Time it was even funnier because he started laughing right after but it wasn’t about his incorrect addition

[@randallstrong1816]

You are the King Bill.

[@atomisten]

haha this guy is hilarious, before watching podcast i thought why would i watch his advices.. but its clever and funny so i will probably watch a ton

[@georgexanthopoulos3003]

"I'm talking about these fuckin whooooorrres..." ahahahaha

[@LaMereACaniche]

Women are treated as second-class citizen in the US/first world countries? L O FUCKING L.

[@GreenIce101]

exactly. go over to India where they throw acid on a woman's face and tell me how women are treated oh-so-terribly in the US.

[@KEIFERGR33N]

GO WRITE A LETTER TO CUNTHAIR DOT COM HAHAHAHAHAH Bill you are a genius.

[@SurfingBoulder]

this show is very empowering for me

[@EEVENEEVEN-vb5qy]

You're making the world a better place bill.

[@doriansorzano]

Hey bill, i love your work. Keep sharing your opinions because it provides therapy and a few laughs for the people who need it (no matter who it pisses off) . People need to realize that life is unfair and blindly following a cause would not help you solve your problems with the world.

[@DermochelysCoriacea]

hahahaha It doesn't include divorce settlements. I love this.

[@EcheChanga]

Preach Bill Preach!

[@ddkeegs]

Fucken-A Right! What Kind Of Society makes it soooo tempting for a married woman to divorce her faithful, long suffering husband...just cause she wants it all. She gets the kids, the house, your paycheck...she gets everything! And the guy get the bills, the kids a few days a month and the finger. The guy could be a saint, works himself to the bone to provide, never cheats! And then BOOM! If the wife FEELS like it...she gets a divorce. And takes it ALL. Thank you Bill for pointing the spotlight on this B.S.

[@feonor26]

Ohhh PLEASE tell me that she wrote back and made a follow up! I would also very much like to hear what she would say about women fucking over their husbands in divorce.

[@TheOutlawMan]

I fucking lost it as early as the "my dog has been farting all day" bit. Bill, you fucking kill me.

[@mitchdriggers8741]

big fan, bill burr. technically, you did say that women should make less because they get to escape first the event of some kind of catastrophy. "...it's a dollar an hour surcharge..." but I thought that was hilarious. people like this lady are all over and there's no stopping them, unfortunately. I went and saw you a couple years ago in Albuquerque and you're great. keep doing what you're doing.

[@raddognate]

+Mitch Driggers Listen to his full joke. At the end he said he does believe they should make the same amount but their ass better be with him when the ship sinks.

[@samuski36]

Her problem is that she is a classic feminist.

[@jenna7671]

Coming from a feminist, you couldn't be more wrong. Bill is only pointing out the shitty things women do; that doesn't make me angry. There are men and women out there who are just complete assholes. I'm not going to deny it, and I applaud Bill for pointing them out and helping these men with advice. I like to see radical feminists as a group all on their own, and this is what this woman is. Real feminists want equality, so if I talk shit on assholes that cheat on their wife's you better believe I'm happy to hear bitches being called out for cheating as well.

[@samuski36]

Jenna Paules When you say that real feminists want equality, what does that actually mean? I'm not criticizing your comment, but I hear it all the time and never can get a clear explanation of what it means when a person says they want equality. Equality for whom? Equality under what circumstances? Equality to what? Se how ambiguous it is for one to simply say they want equality? There are no qualifiers in such a statement.

[@vaderetro264]

Feminists have a very special idea of 'equality'. No exceptions. Self-confident, honest women don't call themselves feminists - my wife is a carismatic and successful person, and laughs at feminists.

[@raymay9276]

@@jenna7671 and she was never heard from ever again

[@jlong401]

I fucking love Bill😂😂😂

[@HughMyron372]

Burr is a beast

[@TrippleH655321]

I second that brother.

[@bigd18784]

Amen

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Like gentlemen, ladies are almost extinct. Laydee is the new term.

[@DoubleOGeezy]

"Then she tries to break me down" LMAO

[@roberttraverso7352]

Great podcast, Billy Boy. You handle a serious topic as well as you do comedy. I always get a laugh when feminists say that women here should have all the rights that they do in Scandinavian countries. The fact is that in Scandinavian divorce courts alimony payments can only be for 6 months to a year and women are not given preference in custody. That's the good side of equality that we should adopt here.

[@Zigazaga420]

go bill

[@porflepopnecker4376]

"That's my Dresden!"

[@brendanbuhhhh]

The dog farting bit was so damn funny

[@xhellonhighheels69x]

"go buy a bigger bra" LOL!!!

[@maximillianosaben]

"Go buy a bigger bra." Hahaha

[@anthonydavtyan1989]

“I’m not going to listen to your podcast anymore! I’m a customer! I have power!!!”

[@ZeidGho]

ABSOLUTE FUCKIN GENIUS

[@MsGavbo]

Haha I love Bill.

[@superbad289]

"go buy a bigger bra" lmao

[@alanb6638]

That's my Dresden lol

[@InfectedMirror]

As a woman, I'll be the first to admit, we are- all of us- in our own various ways, pants-on-head crazy.

[@hisoj]

more women really need to be called on their bullshit. bill burr is a national treasure.

[@debrarymer]

The thing that interests me most about this is that Bill makes a point of saying that he is addressing, roughly, 13% of women, yet the comments below often extrapolate this to a blanket statement applied to all women. As for divorce, my ex-husband and I used a mediator instead of lawyers. saved a crapload of money, and we never had the whole combatant mentality. Basically, I paid him $40,000 to go away. On the issue of slavery, if one considers the status of women internationally, it becomes a relevant point. Damn I love the U.S.A.

[@nomadman5288]

'Hate speech' really means "speech that they hate." It has nothing to do with compassion or virtue, it's about controlling language by labeling you as a bigot.

[@RogalloShaolin]

I vote to dismiss her...Shining a light on the deplorable behavior of women is intolerable? Versus how intolerable women's deplorable behavior is in the first place? Did women earn the right to register with Selective Services with their right to vote? No, thats feminist version of equality. All the good equality, minus the bad responsibility equality.

[@Boomabanga]

Women are treated as second class citizen? What fucking insanity is that.

[@carlosskates00]

It will get better

[@OpheliaDarkling]

Sucks that he has to defend himself to some emotionally ill person such as that, but even more sad that there are so many of them in this country. Bums me out that I'm a female, and she gets a representative stake in anything, anywhere. Burr is awesome...handled it exactly how it should have been.

[@farhanj123]

Bill isn't inciting hate he's telling it like it is. Guess what? the truth hurts...... #doublestandard

[@hipcat13]

The reason this woman is so angry at Bill is because she probably did the thing he was talking about.

[@LuXx44]

"That's my Dresden!" 🤣 Great reference!

[@Bway9125]

Typical of how many women argue. "If your right they do anything they can to derail the conversation, but if they are right they stay on point and make sure you do as well."

[@Oakshield2]

"LAY-DEEE"

[@djangolad]

You're looking at your dog too much, he's thinking the same thing about you...he takes you outside and you just stand there looking out over the lawn.

[@letsgobrandon136]

This is a prime example of the double standard!

[@tweakedshot]

I thought he hated iPhones and refused to use one, and that's an iPhone ringtone lol

[@jaynegs76]

Bill Burr is always right on every subject! except it people

[@chuckb11]

I have a buddy who was with a girl for years. For Years she wouldn't work, wouldn't go to school, wouldn't do anything around the house. He paid for everything, is the nicest guy but always had a problem with letting people walk all over him. Anyway, he finally started talking about dumping her and getting her to move out, but they've been living together long enough that they are now partners by common law. She's threatened to get a lawyer since under that law she is entitled to 50% of the money he earned while they were together. Totally disgusting. Even her friends are disgusted. She finally agreed to move out, but, like I said, my friend is way too nice of a guy, so she guilted him into giving her five months to do it. Meanwhile she's still living there, the whole time, trying to guilt trip him into not breaking up with her, not making her move out, ec.. Worst part when he'd talk to her about possibly helping out around the house more she'd pull some bullshit about him trying to "force me into a housewife role" and her reasoning behind not working or going to school were "body issues".

[@18Elitegamer]

chuckb11 he should just go ghost. block all forms of contact and just leave with out telling her....

[@chuckb11]

They've broken up now, she moved out. Her friends basically did an intervention and told her she was being selfish. No lawyers were involved. It worked out.

[@18Elitegamer]

chuckb11 did they also mention lazy? because they can't forget lazy. I'm glad that worked out. he gets the rare coveted W 🎖. bravo 👏👏

[@VaJennaGames]

Clearly all women suck. You guys should go gay. You'll be much happier

[@ManUntdForever]

As a woman, I'm going to have to agree with you on this.

[@adamsipione]

I actually came across this video because I wanted to see if there was a compilation of him saying THE LAIYYDEEEES

[@tacksgivenn1687]

No a woman should not have a "right" to kill of their unborn child. It's not your body that is inside you, it's your responsibility, as much as the guy that made you pregnant.

[@destinyfinis]

yea, its the rapists responsibility. The ridiculous percentage of men who do not take care of their children is far higher than the abortion rate.

[@VaJennaGames]

This makes me want to get another abortion.

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

If I was a woman, not only would I get abortions as needed, I'd invent a drive thru service for it.

[@ryanrizzajones]

Well said bud. Straight to the point, can't stand hypocritical prudes like that. People like that give equality a bad name and are just jumping on the band wagon of the forever offended, typically using it as an identity to make themselves feel/look good in the eyes of their peers. It's so transparent.

[@CDX89treme]

With that attitude of course you will... ROFLCOPTER XD

[@formusicplaylist1]

"cunthair.com" lmfao! bill burr is awesome.

[@xPulse582]

I agree 100% with bill's stance on divorce settlements. Men often have to go through total horse shit in divorce and it's not talked about enough. I think it's so tilted in womens' favor (as decided by law) to compensate for the whole 70 cents on the man's dollar "dilemma" or at least so it will keep the issue from being talked about. Maybe men should be happy that women don't take men for even more than they've got because God knows if they could, they would.

[@SugaryCoyote]

We're still held to divorce laws written when men were 100% of the income in an age where - for whatever reason - income is split almost evenly. Nevermind all those reports that girls are just kickin' butt and become the primary earners.

[@debrarymer]

My original source was Women in Canada at a Glance Statistical Highlights. Again, this was a government issued document. This is updated from time to time. I am sourcing the 2006 document which I knew quite well, but you can find more recent versions. I have not seen much variation. (As I said below) but people keep asking for my sources while providing absolutely none of their own. It's a bully pit. I'm tired of talking to people who show very little reason and seem to hold tremendous, bitter, personal grudges against women. I hope you all one day learn to get over them.

[@genefield54]

its about time that someone spoke out for us guys cause all you women can dish it out but you cant take it when it happens to you. it called equality and that means shit and all this weaker sex thing sure gets used buy you women when it hits the fan and you all know you do so stop being hypocrites and accept total equality and shut up.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

I think Bill had a bit about that. Something about feminists screaming about equality, but when shit really starts to go down you can't find them. "There are no feminists in house fires. You can take the most hardcore feminist. Short, little haircut, the whole nine yards. The second those flames break out she's going to twist those little hairs into pig tails. 'Ooh Im just a girl. I wanna go play jump rope', and leave you standing in a burning house like you're not flamable"

[@lexluthier22]

I've learned so much from this man it's ridiculous, like how to judge people down to the cold bones while keeping it funny as hell, and not to go around drooling on women without questioning the fact that she might be a cheating "whooooaH"!