#billburr #comedy Bill Burr Black Friends cloths & Harlem! He is a LEGEND!! LMAO @BlackPegasusRaps @40yroldfuqboyz99
Пікірлер: 174
@peridot1706Ай бұрын
Back in the '90s, my friend and I had a tire blow out in that area, somewhere along MLK Blvd., in the middle of the night. I'm very light skin and she's Irish. It was winter, snow & ice everywhere & we couldn't get the lug nuts off. So we ran across to a diner that was still open. We walked in and it was that needle scratch across vinyl moment. Everyone literally stopped in mid-whatever and looked at us like wtf. The waitress at the counter said, "Oh, you babies are LOST." 😆 We told them what happened and 3 of the men went out and changed our tire. 😊
@jeffreykeith649412 күн бұрын
I love Americans.
@llschnitzАй бұрын
Chris Rock: "If you're lost at night in an unfamiliar inner city neighborhood and you see a street sign that says, "Martin Luther King Boulevard, Get The Hell Out of There!" 🤣😆🤣😆😆
@MisterRaroАй бұрын
I lived on an MLK Jr Blvd once. I agree with his assessment.😂
@realisticthought1781Ай бұрын
No lies told
@Rebelrocker6928 күн бұрын
And watch out for Mike Wallace.😂😂😂
@Cjamesj8825 күн бұрын
I lived near Malcom X Blvd in Boston, only time I legit had someone threaten to shoot me just for being in the wrong neighborhood. Bill Burr isn't lying.
@mapegatkinson9229 күн бұрын
The Lotion bit is great too.
@annephillips849427 күн бұрын
Bill Burr is priceless.🙏
@rickmtsАй бұрын
This is my favorite Bill Burr bit by far! I love watching people react to it!
@TheodoreWeiserАй бұрын
Bill Burr is awesome.
@Justin-me8id29 күн бұрын
he is HYSTERICAL!!
@ShishkaBob20626 күн бұрын
That’s one of my all time fav bill burr clips! You should absolutely do more burr!!!
@robertoflaherty566329 күн бұрын
Bill Burr is one of my favorite comics!! Please react to more of his stuff!!!
@wishwise0Ай бұрын
I've seen this Bill Burr clip many times, but having relative commentary along with it always makes it better, thank you.
@procopiusaugustus6231Ай бұрын
Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man. 😂
@johnathanstruble1064Ай бұрын
Bill Burr is your generation' s George Carlin, you just don't know it yet. 😂❤
@carmenrafy22 күн бұрын
This is my favorite by Bill Burr. I'm a Harlem girl so I know what he's talking about. People's reactions are the best.
@gabrielpadilla7839Ай бұрын
light skinned mexican born in 77 raised walking distance from compton, paramount, CA. this is funny real
@johnplaysgames312029 күн бұрын
I think the genius of Bill Burr and the reason he can get away with talking about race stuff as much as he does is that, most of the time, he makes himself (or a hypothetical racist) the butt of the joke. Black people generally aren't the punchline; the ignorance of the observer is the punchline. And when the joke is some foible of black culture, he's talking from his IRL experiences with people he knows or observations he's made living in and around the culture, not just putting blanket stereotypes on people from a distance. There's a HUGE difference between Bill Burr talking about his actual experiences trying to keep up with the fly wardrobes of his black friends (and getting sick of the grind of it) and a random white comedian who's never hung around a black person in his life making fun of black people's love of clothes because that's what he sees in rap videos. E.g. in this bit, when Bill talks about how he used to think about black guys when he first came to the city -- a bit that could easily go REAL wrong in the hands of a lesser comedian -- he's not saying "all black people are like gangsta rappers and rioting in the streets." He's using those things to illustrate how limited his experience was and how ignorant he used to be about other races before he moved out of the all-white area he grew up in and got some real world experience being around other races and getting to know people. The joke is young, ignorant Bill (or some hypothetical white guy) "getting a little asthma" when the streets hit triple-digits, not "Boy, black-populated areas are actually dangerous." HE'S the punchline, not the black folk. The more of his race-oriented bits you watch, the more you start to appreciate how deftly he walks that line and never falls into making the stereotype the punchline. And I think it helps that he has so many close black friends, a black wife, spent much of his time coming up as a comedian working black clubs, was a writer on the Chapelle Show, etc. Not bc "I have black friends" gives you a pass, but bc it gives him actual experience. He's not a white guy making fun of other races with no real world experience behind his observations; he's a guy talking about his actual life experiences that happen to mostly come from hanging around black folk bc that's what he does. He does the same when talking about women. Usually, even when the story is complaining about women or an argument with his wife or whatever, he's the idiot in the story. Or he talks about a subset of women that everyone, including other women, would agree are wrong and he's always very clear that he's not saying "all women" are like that. But the ones who are? That's who he's roasting. A great example of how he walks that line on potentially controversial topics is his bit "No Reason To Hit A Woman." Again, that's another topic that could go SO WRONG in less capable hands but he manages to speak on the topic and make a funny point without ever falling onto the wrong side of the argument. It's honestly a master class in comedy writing.
@PragabondКүн бұрын
Yeah I think the biggest thing some people don't get about making groups about any group of people is if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about you almost ALWAYS come across as a dickhead. If you get the culture people are going to find it funny because you aren't some outsider just saying stupid shit like "lol watermelon and chicken amirite?". Like if you're going to joke about another culture it generally either needs to be jokes you could only know if you hung out in it or the joke is you NOT knowing the culture and just explaining the dumb shit not knowing the culture got you into. In this case Bill kinda did both. Not understanding why all his black friends keep roasting him and then the rest of the joke is him talking about what he learned.
@mrsainsburys1Ай бұрын
That was lol funny, the video was good too, thanks Gents 🙏🐊❤️🦉👍
@koldsteel1904Ай бұрын
Thats funny!! OG giving directions!! I was not good with street names, I knew landmarks! As soon as I know where you live, I can name all kinds of stores near you! ohhhhhh the bus! that used to suck, especially when you have to transfer and take another bus. Oh and make sure you know when the last bus runs! did that before, went to the movies and when it was over.....no more busses! Me and my homies had to walk home!
@singluna8885 күн бұрын
My brother in law and a coworker got lost and ended up in Harlem. I asked the coworker if he was scared. He laughed hard(we called him Mad Jack) and said with "Codlow" along I was worried for everyone else. That was a nickname. He always had a scowl until he got stoned. He wasnt violent but he looked violent. I also figure everyone probably had a good vibe from Mad Jack. He was hilarious.
@tinasmallwood9546Ай бұрын
Bill is married to Nia Hill an EXTREMELY beautiful black actress/comedian. They are the cutest couple! I love his humor. Great reaction my dudes!
@gibbletronic513927 күн бұрын
And she nearly destroyed his career when she got caught flipping Trump the double bird that one time.
@daisy9220411 күн бұрын
💜💜💜💜
@subnoizesoldier2Ай бұрын
Honestly, one of my favorite comedians he’s not scared to put it out there💯❤️🤘
@leslieloewen350223 күн бұрын
Yes! ❤ Bo Burnham. Definitely do some!
@LoraHauschildtАй бұрын
❤❤❤❤ Bill Burr
@kennethbartlett4302Ай бұрын
The story Don told about being in the wrong place made me think of an incident that happened to me back in 1995. I am from West Virginia but in my twenties I moved down to North Carolina not far from Charlotte. I worked for a hardwood flooring manufacturer and my coworker that stood to my right on the assembly line was an older black gentelman and a very nice guy. Every evening after work his wife would always come to pick him up. One morning while we were working it snowed which is a bit of a rarity down there so they closed the plant down before noon. My buddy did not have a ride because his wife was working he never asked me I just heard him talking to another person about the situation. Well shoot I am from WV and snow is nothing to us so I offered to take him home and his response blew my mind. He said no man I can't let you do that because you don't want to go over to that hood since you are white. He was genuinely worried it may not be safe for me. I offered again anyway and he just would not let me. I felt so bad for HIM to have to say that about his own community. It just boggles my mind that we all worry about the color of another persons skin it does not define a person in the least. Great reaction guys.
@ericfaulkner7751Ай бұрын
Although the story you told is sad in one respect, you have to realize that your friend was truly your friend. He was aware of the area and was keeping you from a possible dangerous situation. Be happy that he was a real friend.
@kennethbartlett430229 күн бұрын
@@ericfaulkner7751 Oh you are totally correct, I did appreciate him doing that.
@SassyIndianАй бұрын
I was always bad at street names, only landmarks and at almost 47 yrs old, I still do. Must be the Native American in me: "At the 3 pine trees go left. Once you see the pile of 6 boulders take a right..." Before Google maps, mapquest, etc I would pull out the paper maps and draw directions with both landmarks AND street names. Win-win for everyone 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@carriemilito2851Ай бұрын
I'm the same way. I remember driving out to my grandparents lake property and keeping an eye out for a certain road. I knew the name of the road, but it was out in the country where many roads look similar and you don't always see a sign posted. This road had a house and property on the corner with a large boulder in the front yard. Someone had gotten creative and painted this 6ft tall rock to look like Snoopy from the Peanuts comic strip. When I saw Snoopy, I knew that was where I needed to turn right. 😊
@SassyIndianАй бұрын
@@carriemilito2851 that's awesome 🤣😂🤣
@TheodoreWeiserАй бұрын
I used to deliver stuff in a rural area. People would provide directions for me. A surprisingly large percentage included landmarks that were either in the past or mobile. "Make a left where old dairy barn used to be" or "Take right just past the pasture with that white horse in it" Smh, it was pre-internet and pre-cell phone
@createyour283129 күн бұрын
Reupload?? I feel like I’ve seen this before. Still watching, keep up the great content.
@tbexecutioner539228 күн бұрын
Dude reminds me of Cheedar Bob for some reason.
@lisas6450Ай бұрын
😊❤ Hi Guys! 😅 ROFL 🤣 🤣 Bill Burr is a savage every time!! LOL 😂 🤩❤ I'm laughing too hard (now listening to the two of you!😅) I can't remember the exact title but it's something like 'what's ashy?' It will leave you crying!! 😂 Luv you guys!! 😊❤❤
@firefighterchickАй бұрын
Black people know about lotion I think is the title.
@MichelleFerranti26 күн бұрын
More Bill Burr! ❤
@cycleboy802828 күн бұрын
Guys are good with directions... because we will HUNT for mates. ;) As for directions... you need to review "Girl Directions" by Psychostick.
@memorast29 күн бұрын
❤❤❤ love Bill Burr❤❤❤ you gotta see the movie, bad dad or it’s bad dad’s good movie with Bill Burr❤❤❤❤
@lokihasbeentaken8493Ай бұрын
As soon as he said A and B streets in the 90's I lost it 😂 I know that area of NY from back then and.... Yeah....
@chrisg7571Ай бұрын
Why did y'all guys end this??? This was an awesome conversation. Hell this didn't even need Bill Burr! Took me back to the good old days. Thanks for making my day guys and let's do this again real soon!!!
@CaddyJim27 күн бұрын
I'm same era as you guys (I'm 40's) I'm not black but had the same poor experience. (It was hard to fund cool stuff at K-Mart & Payless) never jad anything on layaway if we couldn't afford it i went without. But like your cousins My first name brand cloths were hand me down from cousins & a friend showed me he got used name brand shoes from salvation army. By Jr high I got new LA Gear pumps couldn't afford the Reebok Pumps. Then I started working 14/15 so by high-school mom gave me a little school money plus my money, so me & my boys went to the mall buying school cloths in the 90s
@brittanylong934028 күн бұрын
Lmao I'm dying at the directions cuz I used to live off academy and Hancock in the Springs 😂
@pmanning431Ай бұрын
I had a school uniform. No problem. 😅
@Jude_196Ай бұрын
OMG - LOVE ME SOME BILL BURR!!! THANKS, BP!! HI, DON!!! :) ENJOY, YA'LL!!!
@koldsteel1904Ай бұрын
I used to get made fun of, too, in middle school, walking with my Payless tennis shoes (pro wings!). I had one black sweater and had to wear it every day! Had songs made about it...."aint nothin better than Gabe and his black sweater!" It was rough growing up poor.
@singluna8885 күн бұрын
ZZ Top had a song called, Sharp Dressed Man. Women do love a sharp dressed man. Add some aftershave and they'll follow you.
@nerosredemption124829 күн бұрын
When you were given the directions I LOL pikes Peak Park and then I later owned a house on Monica drive
@gregokray6465Ай бұрын
What a great bit, check out his bit called "Old Man Face" also very funny!!!
@iesickboyАй бұрын
Part of this is based on hanging out with Patrice. I remember all the clothes you named, and I very rarely if ever had them. Trading clothes with friends was definitely a thing too. I was the Sega Genesis kid but other kids on the block always had the top notch Nintendo. Damn, being a teen in the '80s and '90s coming from a low income working class family was something. This is classic, and Bill is a legend.
@joey19365028 күн бұрын
You hit on something about the things we had to go through in order to get dates back in the day. I feel that is why relationships nowdays do not last long for the most part. No one has to put in any effort in order to get into a relationship. You do not appreciate a reward you did not have to work hard for.
@justmejoy124Ай бұрын
Enjoy the comedy with you guys 😊✌
@yakamen28 күн бұрын
Bill Burr can't get cancelled bc of his brand. He would have to really truly fuck up to get cancelled haha
@katiegwynn4495Ай бұрын
I love this one
@screwylooygaming29 күн бұрын
12:10 Just as old as you fellas and I'm so glad I was able to read a map before I could read a book.
@IanFaniteАй бұрын
Yo fellas, I did the same thing in the 1980's I went to school with Tiffany Amber Thiessen's husband, Brady Smith. He was the epitome of the Song sharp dressed man by ZZtop. Which came out in 82/83. I became a entrepreneur at an early age because of my envy. I chose the wrong path for a bit in my life. Now, I refuse to spend lot money on clothing,.infact I shop at good will, and I buy what I like. Not what's hip or cool. Back then trying to keep up with Brady Smith was impossible. He came from a good family with money. We grew up being told, dress for the part you want in life. My mom, bought me Payless, when my friends were all wearing name brand shoes. And clothes. I would get Gordan's fishermans jeans, other kids got Jordash,.polo,.Levi's, I got Huskies.. and Trax tennis shoes. If you has Nike's I had Niki's I didn't have a swoosh on mine I had a tornado on mine. Envy is a mofo... roflmmfao
@JasonBrossa28 күн бұрын
Been in Tompkin square park in the early 90s never had a problem. Many young people homeless on drugs also slept in the park and at the river around the alphabet steet's
@0Heeroyuy0129 күн бұрын
grew up with poor to and thats probably why now even with some money i still dont buy new clothes, had the same shit for the last decade
@sailinbob1129 күн бұрын
I'm 64. Same with me and blue. Some chick said navy went good with my blue eyes. 90% of what I own is navy.
@CaptainTassАй бұрын
South Academy and Hancock??? Bro, you just took me back! There's a King Soopers there, I remember that. Southborough, baby. That's where I lived off of Astrozon.
@JohnMorris-c5vАй бұрын
We were so poor growing up that the only time I got new clothes was when I outgrew the old ones lol. Everything I own now is either black, grey or blue...and its all interchangeable like Garanimals used to be back in the 70s lol
@Howie-du7ovАй бұрын
At least he didn't call them "JorTins"! Lol
@bebedenham36228 күн бұрын
yo ma dudes, I was a teenager in the 70s....grew up in the city, Flat Bush Brooklyn and Astoria Queens, back when Alphabet City was no Sesame Street...you got me? Seriously, by the 90s things got twisted toward the poser shit, many, not all 'thugs' were playing legit without any legit. But yeah dude, you ran into reality, the no joke wake up call......I moved to Pennsylvania about a decade ago, but fam still in the old hood......I LOVE my 'where my heart and roots are' fav spot on this planet.....the one thing that goes over the heads of non-native visitors etc is the fact that peeps who give all others benefit of the doubt, will trust and respect every person before given a reason to, (you know, the type, the hard left dwellers that believe its commendable to accept and not judge people by immediate assessment thinking that is behavior of the sterotyping, racist, hater, sexist Boomers and Bigots) ..but what NYC will teach them in a hard ass lesson is that the reality of that belief WILL make you a victim. FR. Life with people would be so much less ass if everyone understood and lived in what is and not what may be. Human nature is both benevolent and malevolent.....neither could exist without the other. BTW expecting humans to decide when, if or which emotions,reactions etc to become what we should be because we know what right and wrong behavior is, but helloooooo....humans are both primitive and civilized, that is non-negotiable and the sooner we accept the raw unphotoshopped nature of us and not the filtered, selectively acknowledged and exaggerated traits we choose to see, the easier and less frustrating our lives could be. But......yeah right....humans are so ass. lol OOps you guys got me on a rant.....I apologize and also sorry not sorry cuz I feel lighter!!!! hahaha keep up the good work, stay the course and stsy true.....Glad I stumbled upon ya!
@earitch585629 күн бұрын
This is funny as shit
@nerosredemption124829 күн бұрын
It makes me sad that I didn't know you dudes coming up, considering we grew up in the same Hood. We were even in the music scene at the same time...But man it's true I played and listen to hair metal. I like rap in fact we used to meddle up Boyz in the Hood and people digged it in the bars but it was all mainstream stuff. I didn't listen to my first Wu-Tang record until I was like 30 in 2000! lol😂
@RockinMamaTАй бұрын
Bill is a savage 🤣 Everything I've seen from him is hilarious 😂 Please check out Eddie Murphy delirious in parts or you'll lose context. Great reaction and Peace out guys 🙏☮️✌️
@davidnoel2977Ай бұрын
I'm 48 and I believe those were the good old days. 😂 As difficult as it was it built character and made you a stronger person. Today's week ass kids wouldn't know what the hell to do
@williamwilson928329 күн бұрын
👍💯
@sheepshifter77525 күн бұрын
There's a whole song about girls being bad at giving directions. It's called Girl Directions by Psychostick. Highly recommend 🤣
@KipperbobАй бұрын
That's the great thing about the way I've always dressed myself, I bought 5 pairs of black trousers 10 black tee shirts 5 black button up shirts black socks and jocks and expensive black boots and shoes, 1 pair of each, and that was my total wardrobe, clothes to fit all occasions and nobody can tell when I get new shit, because it's like wearing the uniform, it's always exactly the same and it becomes a signature timeless look, it's like wearing a suit but more casual, all it takes to be well dressed is good footwear a nice belt and a nice watch, and if you have classic style and look tidy you can make it work in any environment amongst all sorts of people and you don't look out of place. And it adds to the efficiency of life never ever having to spend time deciding what to wear, I can change the whole look with a different belt watch and jacket and whether I button or tuck in my shirt or on the rare occasion add a tie, this whole fashion thing is nonsense, I was a teenager in the 80's, I could hang with everyone from punk rockers to metalheads to goths and dress exactly the same going to work or stick on a tie and jacket for job interviews.
@screwylooygaming29 күн бұрын
Never catch me buying a name brand for clout.
@jamesray900922 күн бұрын
you gotta hear Patrice talking about going in them triple digit streets.. I took a load of beer up there back when I was a truck driver .. wanna feel out of place be from STX and drive a semi down 149th I think it was near a parkway (I know I wasnt allowed on the parkway )
@Eric-ff4bf29 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure this performance was at the Apollo Theater in Harlem.
@mgentles312 күн бұрын
This is why school uniforms are great. At least you won't get ripped where you spend most of the week.
@trishriley9681Ай бұрын
❤
@ZONEPRESSLLCАй бұрын
Dude, do you live on Mars? This has been out for years. lol.
@katiegwynn4495Ай бұрын
OMG
@Raven5150Ай бұрын
Never have I ever wore a pair of Jordans I wouldn't even know how to pick them out and Im 43
@wesdoobner752129 күн бұрын
just give me some Shaq classics from payless.
@jonathanvalencia5886Ай бұрын
Look up bill burr Sam Adams commercial it’s the funniest skit I ever seen
@wesdoobner752129 күн бұрын
Lol I seriously try to avoid wearing any two pieces of clothes that match each other.
@justinlovince881629 күн бұрын
I remember the Z Cavaricchi days. I wore mine with Reebox Pumps!!! Lol!!! Straight up Saved by the Bell looking ass mofo!!!
@ChurchOfTheHolyMhoАй бұрын
I had some sort of knockoff Nikes, and the swoosh was replaced by something that looked like a whale... Put that on a size 12, and my HS classmates had plenty to say. hahaha
@fatboy127125 күн бұрын
😂🤘🤘
@WHADATBOYNAMEIS29 күн бұрын
they stop laughing soon as he makes fun of himself for being white😂😂🤣
@jjudikic1Ай бұрын
You guys need to watch Pablo Francisco bits and pieces, you guys will laugh your asses off!! ❤ you guys!
@randalmayeux888028 күн бұрын
Hi guys, a KZbin content creator, Diane Jennings, who is a very beautiful blonde Irish girl was visiting L.A. Not being familiar with the city, she got on a bus and accidentally ended up in Compton! The 1st people she encountered after getting off the bus knew she was lost, and told her so, and told her what bus to get on to get back to downtown.
@TheDjt1992Ай бұрын
Wonder if Don Jaun had the Martin Gribaud pants or some Cross Colour pants?
@williammarino465424 күн бұрын
I lived in a shelter in Camden New Jersey for a couple years and there, it’s how you handle yourself. You have to “dress” hood and not stand out.
@ihthrsАй бұрын
The "Party" directions always had NO STREET names just geographical references.
@FLArmyGuyАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@michellejackson667918 күн бұрын
I grew up.. youngest sister.. all hand me downs.. didn't like it but we were poor.. I raised my 5 children with hand me downs.. I don't understand having to have name brand stuff. Be thankful you have something to wear. But I did my best to make sure all my kids had something of their own. Just one thing.
@yambo59Ай бұрын
This special was recorded in the Apollo club in Harlem too-!
@firefighterchickАй бұрын
Bill Burr is hilarious and could give a rats ass about political correctness.😅😂
@mikemedrano8579Ай бұрын
Since you brought up girls giving terrible directions, you guys should check out "Girl Directions" by Psychostick. So funny.
@redzwestisbestАй бұрын
This one is a little dated with the times, but it hits home just like you guys. I had an experience like Don, but it was more positive outcome walking through a Hispanic neighborhood..that although the area was pretty diverse, the sections were very segregated.
@mayadog249729 күн бұрын
we must be the same age- Im a white guy that grew up outside of Austin, Tx. All through school up until jr high, my mom had bought all my school cloths- I had no choice in what I wore. All my cloths looked like church cloths- Garanimals- dress shoes, shirt with a collar and buttons, slacks, belt, shirt tucked in, hair parted to the side, and I had 5 outfits to wear over and over until I grew out of them- I didnt have a big brother for hand me downs. I showed up to jr high, and everyone was wearing jeans and t shirts, parachute pants, break dancing hoodies....I spent jr high in a constant state of insecurity, the only other kids dressing like me were special needs, and a few other dorks whose moms did the same to them. I had the same thing happen! Always hearing girls talk about so and sos outfit, how hot they were. Going into high school, I insisted that I get to pick out my cloths. The first trip shopping, mom shot down everything I brought to her. NO! Thats ugly, Im not spending money on something like that, thats too expensive....eventually, she turned around and walked out of the mall telling me I can buy my own cloths. I did, I broke into my piggy bank that Id been saving my whole life, rode my bike to the mall, and went and pissed away $1000 on Cavariche, Oak Tree, Parachute pants...I could only afford 5 outfits. From the first day showing up to school looking like I fell out of an MC Hammer video- I felt like the biggest idiot. Those cloths werent me. I was a poor kid that spend his entire savings on the dumbest looking outfits I could have picked. There wasnt anything wrong with the cloths- the were the bomb- the problem was me wearing them. Stuck with nothing but Jr high cloths and all those 5 dumb ass outfits I wasted my money on that I was embarrassed to wear, I went to town on my cloths with spray paint, razors bleach, patches and sharpie. I ripped all the labels off, wrote my own brand logo of - NONAME on all my clothes. I wore old moto cross boots, bowling shoes, rubber boots. I was a disaster of a fashion statement, but as luck would have it, I had a head start on the fashion of the late 80s and 90s- the grungy, metal head, hippie, redneck fashion....which paid off well when it came to what the ladies were looking for- and I was already well ahead of the curve and had an awesome 90s
@wisconsinman359029 күн бұрын
1990 was in the Army, some stuff happened where me my wife and 2 kids had to take a Greyhound from Huntsville AL the Charleston S.C. So were riding stop in ATL, big Bus station. Had a BK in it, but the wife wanted McD's So asked the young brother behind the counter, it was like 11 at night, where is McD's oh down the block, but I would'nt go if I was you. Why? Well, you aren't the right color, "can I get 2 Big Macs..... We get to Charlseston check in a Hotel, I was stationed in Germany and trying to get back. Well payday hadn't happened, needed money, so Took the Wedding rings, this was a Sat about 5, to go to the pan shop. Called a cab, went to the first one, closed, another, closed, then another, closed, Cabbie picked up a guy and stopped at another dude in a Vette, said were closed, I was like damn, need to sell these, He looked, "give you $75" What? I paid over 2 grand, F**k you. Got back in, driving the cabbie said, you got any money? Ummm no, thats why I'm going to pawn shops. GET OUT. No idea where I am, he says, walk straight down this rd. Well, I didn't notice but was in the all black hood. So, I'm walking couple brothers coming, I was like oh shit, act cool, SUP, they just looked like, who's this fool. I walked a little faster, another comes up, YO, You got a Square, (cig) I said, hell yeah, last one, Oh I can get more. Then walking a brother stops me, wanna score some rocks, (crack) ummm naw, man, I'm in the Army, can't do that stuff, but I appreciate it. I'm thinking My God, when am I getting out of her. Finally saw a white dude, relief came over me, then I saw the hotel, passing a ATM, said, well let me check BAM money in it. Took out 300, got hotel 1 son was eating toothpaste, Threw the rings down, wife says you couldn't sell them? Said no, She is the nicest women, never hurt a fly) so then I throw down the 300, she goes, where you get that, I said, I saw and old woman at the ATM, when she got her money, I hit her in the head and ran, without hesitation, she says, Lets order pizza.
@davidcopple8071Ай бұрын
This is what happens when you are raised to value superficial, materialistic bullshit over another person's character and personality. Frankly I never would have tolerated guys or girls who cared about what I was wearing. Even as a kid. I grew up poor but not ashamed of it. Because my parents taught me and my brothers to be proud of who we were and to judge others not by what they wore, or what they had. But by the strength and honor of their personal character and how they related to those around them. I'm old enough to remember kids growing up without any moral character or pride in who they were as human beings. Who's parents obviously taught them that their possessions and not their character, defined who they were as human beings. So those kids would actually murder their peers just so that they could steal their jackets, Sneakers or anything else that they were taught to value over human life. My friend weren't my friends because of the clothes I wore or because of how many Sneakers I owned. We were friends because we shared a mutual respect and good character. I've always felt sorry for those other kids, rich or poor, who were taught to value superficial , meaningless social garbage. Over true character and true friendship. Because everything that they valued was an illusion. Not real. Without merit or substance. Smoke and Mirrors. A marketing lie.
@aliciasavage680129 күн бұрын
Exactly.
@nerosredemption124829 күн бұрын
So I grew up in pikes Peak Park right the melting pot of Colorado Springs. So naturally I lived there as I grew older. When my son was like three we were trick-or-treating and he was a blue m&m... We got up on this porch man there are all these black dudes up there.... They gave him candy and then the girl goes "he's so cute.... " And other dude goes "...yeah but next time make him a red m&m...". And then she starts yelling at him and I'm trying to get my kids and my family out the sidewalk and down the street as fast as possible.
@dirtwednesday28 күн бұрын
You gotta check the song "girl directions"
@thjonezАй бұрын
ok its conversations
@mikefarbo388417 күн бұрын
This is America bro. We are all mixed up. Best genetics in the world. Tell them haters they are basic. Haha😂
@michaeltimothy70Ай бұрын
I remember living in New York and my buddy Sean who was black lived up in Harlem. He said let’s go to to a party up there. No problem. I get up there I’m the only white guy and everyone is asking me if I’m a cop. There like what are you going up here? Are you crazy? My buddy Sean was laughing his ass off.
@akusworld511729 күн бұрын
Can you keep your finger a little awat from the space bar? Watch and enjoy...
@Deeroc1229 күн бұрын
Is this a re-upload?? I swear I've seen you guys react to this and tell the same story...or am I trippin?
@SoCal_61912 күн бұрын
I grew up poor. I maybe had 3 pairs of socks, maybe - they probably didn’t match. The homies roasted me on the daily. I am not rich, but if I have the spare cash, I buy socks. I love new socks….i know, I’m crazy. 😂😂😂
@BrianGilbert-r8jАй бұрын
Generally women landmark navigate men direction and distance navigate
@Bob1014ify28 күн бұрын
So, I've been commenting that I will never watch even 1 second of a You Tube ad, and now the ads are increasing. Go figure.