Bill Burr Giving Feminist Advice Compilation - Part 1 | Monday Morning Podcast

[@rennysherrow3035]

Bill i am a 70 y/o woman. You have made me laugh out loud for years. I do feel uncomfortable at times with the female jokes. Yet ur spot on. And ur a comedian. Don't change. Don't defend yourself. Comedy is the last free speech platform. Keep laughing 😆

[@sdsurfgirl60]

Yah. What she said.

[@markhilltaco4079]

Men are constantly criticised and belittled by society and in the media even body shaming “small penis jokes” if u can’t handle criticism about your own sex then I’m sure (like all of us to some extent) you may have some self esteem issues.

[@christopappageorge827]

That’s my girl!!!

[@yungzynofficial2055]

They’re not jokes y’all are doodoo

[@Teresia12]

Exactly!!

[@sixstringemotion]

She's offended because she's a cheater. Double standard typical bit is!

[@tamaku2903]

I agree 100%!

[@r.f.ravari374]

Thats the only logical explanation

[@zero_x93]

probably

[@incognito3402]

funny story man, my ex had me stalked to piano lessons that i took at the time because my tutor was a hot 20 something so she actually followed me to her location on the chance im cheating... we actually broke up shortly after that cuz i caught her cheating... the first bit i heard from her firend, couple years later, who was supposedly at the "stakeout" with her... and you know what, i believe it, women are so two faced.

[@z0uLess]

Yep, my ex had the audacity to say to my face that it was my responsibility to catch her cheating when I bumped into her 6 months after the breakup. There is no justice in personal relationship. They should teach kids in school that you need to defend yourself in relationships and not trust anyone.

[@dankole307]

After 40 years of marriage I know what women want. Women want whatever they don't have. What do they want after they get what they want? Something else.

[@mikecavazos7098]

Couldn't agree more. Never have enough stuff. Like you said, you have everything but you need more.

[@LordBranniganThe]

To be fair, I think that’s a human trait, not just exclusive to women

[@KJaxPack]

Fact

[@entova]

LordBranniganThe yea but at the same time a woman will say “you dont spend enough time with me anymore” and then leave you once you do that because you aren’t as ambitious as you were when u first met.

[@turokforever007]

my missus wants money so every now and again i say what do you want i will buy it. and she says i don't know.

[@kristinadk]

You were never hateful, you are always honest and direct. That's the reason why we like you

[@tiaallen5227]

I totally agree. I had a discussion with a coworker about the exact same topic. When I was in my early 20s I came across a story of a white architect who had a stay-at-home wife. Now this was a woman who was completely cared for. She didn't have to cook and clean like a regular housewife. This guy owned his own business and they lived in a mansion. One day the guy gets called to the hospital because one of his 4 sons was hurt and needed a blood transfusion. Cut-to, the blood didn't match. The man wanted to go talk to his wife, but the doctor was smart enough to tell him to wait and check his other boys. Turns out none of his sons are his. He only has one more kid. His first child was a girl. She is the only child that is biologically his. I don't include race to be racist, but to show the distinction between how different women view the actions of this woman. I'm in an interracial relationship. But I think as a woman of color who has always had to work, I appreciate a good man. So they end up in court, and the judge tells him he can't even tell the kids they aren't his. He was forced to move out and get an apartment. Meanwhile his wife is using this time to turn the kids against him. Especially the daughter (his only actual kid) The daughter won't talk to the dad. The mom convinced the daughter that the dad is wrong to have raised the boys and now to want to disown them because of biology. I told my coworkers he never said he didn't love the boys. But let's not ignore the betrayal. He deserves to know who the real dad is if he has to continue supporting these kids. Now my coworker was on the woman's side. I couldn't believe it. I told her it was bullshit. I told her as a black woman I feel like this woman had won the marriage lottery. She had a hardworking man that was faithful. All she did was betray him. And if this is all about the kids, don't they deserve to know who their real dad is. This started with a medical issue, so that proves that the biological father was necessary. But the judge (asshole) forces the guy to keep supporting the whole family, and let the wife and bio-dad off scott free. They won't even let the man know the name of the bio-dad. It could be the next door neighbor or his best friend. All the white women in my office saw nothing wrong with it. And the wife's excuse for cheating was ,"You were never around" All the sistas in my office thought she was just a selfish slut. I consider myself a feminist, but right is right..and wrong is wrong.

[@Crymeareva]

This was very sad to hear. I've empathy for the dude🥺

[@kricachula7546]

I'm a white lady who also thinks that is effed up! Wtf. What kind of white ladies are you working with? 🤔🤔

[@codyjackson1875]

Fuck it. Include race. Modern western white women are a dumpster fire. No real men want them anymore, so now they find spineless yes men that they cheat on in six months. I only date outside my race lmao.

[@sethchandler4170]

The part that I have never understood is why the justification of he still loves the kids needs to be made. So what if he doesn't? The guilty parties are the wife who cheated and the loser bio dad. The man who was tricked has no obligation. We live in a screwed up society when a person who is cucked is looked at as they have an obligation to children who aren't theirs to begin with.

[@ssk58607]

@@sethchandler4170 True but the kids didn't do anything wrong and for them, he is still kinda their father. I just think kids like that don't deserve hate or trauma at such a young age just coz their mom is a slut lol

[@Lisa-bh7kk]

I'm a female, and I completely agree with you bill!

[@mortzon5681]

Thats because bill is a crazy feminist himself. Just not as crazy as the female who sent him the e-mail.

[@rocxylemmon8535]

@@mortzon5681 lmao! He ain't no feminists and he just a man...

[@rocxylemmon8535]

@@mortzon5681 i listened to this and now i agree with you...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SaMi-hp1kc]

You're probably a man in a woman's body...

[@Paul-dw2cl]

I think you mean *LAYDEE*

[@MichaelMontoya81301]

Always rub one out before any important decision.

[@liadanryan-gerhardt7189]

I know you guys are being facetious but is there actually some truth to it?😂

[@gildartsclive1315]

@@liadanryan-gerhardt7189 yeah to put it blunt like my father told me "a hard dick has no concept of guilt but empty balls mean a level head" its really funny and fucked up but I've grown to realize its true on soooooo many levels.

[@pittsburghatecore]

That “something about Mary” skit, is total beta bullshit. I recommend the book, “the rational male” by Rollo Tomassi.

[@dr.zoidburger7515]

@@liadanryan-gerhardt7189 its called post-nut clarity. It sounds funny but I can't tell you how many times I've had thoughts of doing something then look back at it after doing it and I'm like damn that was a bad idea ect

[@liadanryan-gerhardt7189]

@@dr.zoidburger7515 @DavidStockdale that's hilarious, wow. I actually couldn't believe that for a bit.. especially because before this I just dismissed it as 'hollywood movie bullshit' type stuff. But thank you all for your honest answers lol. Have since asked my bf & he also confirmed it has a lot of truth to it. That's so funny to me lmao. I guess it's really true that men generally are much more driven by what horniness commands as is commonly portrayed in various mediums. So it ain't a stereotype after all hmm..🤔Very interesting🧐 lol. I am learning so much about the male mind 😂😅 anyway thank you all again for answering!

[@Mcfinbar]

My ex complained about my 58 hour weeks, commercial construction. I got a side job that included demolishing a 5'x8' deck 18" above grade. She was keen to help. 95F out and on the ride home I asked her if she was mad at me as she wasn't speaking. The growled response thru clenched teeth, "fuck off". Good we're on the same page now.

[@customermail3591]

So your easy day was too much for her? Take notes we're making scientific progress

[@YTubeScandalScrambledMyHandle]

Women's Lib! Lmao😂

[@shaunmcgough7227]

My wife threatened to mow the lawn once and then got pissed because I took a nap. Lol she got more mad when she woke me up to ask what the hell I was doing. I said,”what? I called your bluff.” Lol then I mowed the grass.

[@mac_attack_zach]

@@shaunmcgough7227 my man

[@tonyromano6220]

Ha!

[@lukeut8680]

I took a bong rip right when he said "Not with that attitude you won't." 😂😂💀💀 Haven't coughed and laughed that hard in years!

[@thebreadpope6276]

I took a bong rip in honor of your comment

[@Red_Eyed]

So this is where the smell was coming from.

[@Jerniski]

@@thebreadpope6276 ah fuck fine ill take one for the boys since theres no class today

[@jaisteez7584]

@@thebreadpope6276 I’ll do one in honor of yours

[@YerZippersDown]

I haven’t heard people call it a “bong rip” since I was in high school lmfao.

[@rickdeckard6294]

This is one of the best advice clips I’ve ever heard. Bill’s logic is solid. He doesn’t generalize by gender but basically says “if the shoe fits, then wear it.” If it doesn’t apply to you, there’s no reason to be bothered.

[@marchalthomas6591]

I'm wearing your panties right now. Its true. And other yoga teacher's pickup lines.

[@cal5000]

Nice try Karen. Bill she doesn't want equality, she wants blind revenge.

[@shadowlord1319]

@@kennythecritic1439 he said that the girl doesn't want equality not bill

[@kennythecritic1439]

king oops, my bad

[@clarence4343]

That implies men have done something wrong

[@joecoolioness6399]

Just like the minorities

[@mikethompson1904]

I think it's personal accountability she's trying to avoid

[@stephenadkins616]

Man that .70 cents thing has been disproven so many times. Feminism lol.

[@coltont3613]

in fairness so has the thing about 13% of kids being the result of false paternity (it's the percentage of false paternity among dudes who were found not to be the father in some particular type of court case where they'd requested paternity tests -- not the general population)

[@stephenadkins616]

@@coltont3613 I'm not seeing what one has to do with the other.

[@coltont3613]

@@stephenadkins616 Bill brought up the 13% thing and they're both stats that are often repeated by people mongering discontent with one sex or the other (or just by people who're under the impression they mean something they don't, as I'm sure was the case with Burr)

[@stephenadkins616]

@@coltont3613 if you say so. First I've ever heard about it.

[@z0uLess]

@@stephenadkins616 he mentioned it in the video

[@Persiatic]

Bill burr is the most sane man ever..,He is a living legend.

[@andrewbarten7347]

Women: "Where have all the good men gone?" They're too broke to go out after the alimony and child support.

[@formula112967]

Excellent comment! I have been done paying child support for 12 years, but when I was paying, I was paying $1000 a month (for one child) to a cheating ex-wife. I had a single-mom girlfriend (never again) that was collecting child support from her ex while I was paying child support. My girlfriend always told me that I was paying too much child support, but her ex was paying her very close to what I was paying, and she would complain that he wasn't paying enough.

[@achiyanmondal5058]

@@formula112967 bruh the level of psychopathy is insane

[@longsnapper5381]

I'm a 63 year old guy separated/divorced since 2008. I've dated everybody. Recently, I've decided I'm done with women. It's liberating and I love it.Really enjoy your stuff, Bill.

[@GridIndustries]

As soon as someone says "hate speech", you can basically dismiss it as "words that people don't like and can't handle their internal emotional response."

[@marcofdelos]

It's like Tom McDonald says: There's a difference between hate speech, and speech that you hate.

[@nonamesinenomine]

@BoulderBro999 why? A guy? Wow sexist ...

[@michaelwaninger3155]

As soon as someone says "hate speech", you know they're an asshole.

[@bestalienevidence4612]

Not everytime...

[@45heisman]

@BoulderBro999 why? I mean hate speech exist

[@Nemanja635]

Use logic. She is the one of those who cheated, and had a kid with another man, or got some STD that probably got to her man in the end as well. That's why she wrote you that email, she found her self in that speech and got offended.

[@Nothingatall1984]

Pretty much

[@ganstaevangelicalrapmusic7428]

That sounds like guilt.

[@wolfmantrucker1541]

Yep!

[@daniellilly7564]

💯

[@markiesessamen407]

My husband and I love you, Bill. You're solid. Please continue to fight double standards.

[@mattfaulk8724]

Can always count on Bill to pull you out of a slump after a bad relationship

[@awosomeweebo833]

i hope he didnt have to pull you out a lot

[@dolphinsrr]

He can be a therapist if his job tanks later. 😂

[@humblewoodcutter2754]

Oh definately. He's real good medicine.

[@brianmattingly3204]

Bill, my wife and I are huge fans of yours, and she said you've never offended her by your content, and she thinks these ladies are batshit crazy. Keep being you!

[@lenorem1609]

Your rant is my Bible. You make me sleep well at night. Lol I love it.

[@joshuaharper1206]

It IS very relaxing in a weird way

[@blacklabelqlewis]

@@joshuaharper1206 it's comforting to know you're not the only one with these thoughts floating around in your head

[@tomorrow9310]

Lamo

[@shaunmcgough7227]

Try kitboga on utube. He scams scammers and gets them ranting. I weirdly find it relaxing.

[@karimayoubi74]

"I'm a woman and I can do what I want with no consequences and you can't criticise me and if you don't like it you're a sexist waaah waaaah waaah and if I flutter my eyelashes that usually works, are you going to buy me a house now?"

[@irishpanic]

Seems legit

[@keithperdue4993]

Broads be crazy. Bill, no you DON'T sound crazy, the arrogance of too many women kills relationships & they refuse to acknowledge their own selfishness.

[@georgechapman9688]

Sometimes it's the good kind of crazy, sometimes it's the bad kind

[@franklinfarwell1984]

A fucking men

[@beachchickensmedia]

FACTS

[@mattporter7558]

My grandmother had someone else's kid while my grandpa was in the Marines during the Korean war. My grandpa raised her and put her through college and left her half of everything when he died. He's a much better man than me.

[@glenmcl]

Listening makes me so sad. 18 years married. My ex-wife got angry if I had to stay 30min late at work. She didnt work. I paid for everything. As soon as I got home "the kids were now my responsibility, so she could relax", when the weekend came "kids were my responsibility so she could go out", and I was told to do 50% of housework or she wasnt doing any either. When I had a Heart Arythmia and was in intensive care she visited and told me I had to sign myself out as she couldnt cope at home alone with our child... I never realised at the time how bad that was...

[@Sheepmanthegoat1]

That is horrific my friend

[@basicpianotutorial]

I'm in the same situation, and when I get upset from keeping it in, ohh I am always the bad guy, I think we're in this situation because we want to be...

[@lisarodriguez6966]

Like a frog in a pot, never noticing that the flame is increasing and the water's getting hotter... Get out before it's boiling and too late.

[@migamaos3953]

@@basicpianotutorialleave her bro

[@valentino0472]

Thank You Bill for having the courage to say everything we are all thinking. Keep being Awesome!🙏

[@katwaugh1686]

Thanks for calling women out on their BS!! I love men and we need to take care of our men!

[@Shushkin]

Yeah, I bet they love you too.

[@KatieLHall-fy1hw]

I agree! In the end though we all need to take care of each other. We only get one life ❤️

[@MCalland]

Exactly! What ever happened to taking care of eachother? It seems that the norm is to put nearly all the responsibility on men when it should be as balanced as possible. I love my fiancé more than anything in this world and I love supporting him through everything just like he supports me! I have a lot of friends and family members who are also in balanced and happy relationships. Sadly the obnoxious and entitled Karen's tend to overshadow the positive these days. Feminism is pretty toxic these days as it tends to be geared towards female superiority rather than authentic equality. Egalitarianism is the way to go :)

[@davelister2961]

@@MCalland Nailed it, Mikaela.

[@PaulJackino]

"My fuckin doorbell's ringin, are you serious?" - Bill Burr

[@genevievegracia9106]

Shiiit! I’d be the happiest woman on earth if my man took me out for dinner and brought me to one of your shows. Love you Bill!

[@formula112967]

So, are you saying NAWALT?

[@dustencross357]

Want to go to dinner and a show?? 😎

[@Enochulate88]

I'll do that for you babe

[@Enochulate88]

@@dustencross357 thirstyass

[@Enochulate88]

@@formula112967 she's mine bro

[@troyblack9626]

The world needs more people like you Bill.

[@Hihrise7733]

Bill is like the voice for every guy and girl that finds feminists and these women so pointless but are too scared to say anything because one of them will make their life a living hell

[@jameskozy7254]

Say something

[@peripheralvission]

I'd say less scared, and more I can't be bothered. Good god engaging them at all is exhausting. I think Bill Burr is just one of those people that gets energy from confrontations like that

[@johnstrawb3521]

A million of us have been saying it for years and we get censored, our posts deleted, and so on.

[@bestalienevidence4612]

Calm down

[@magnificentmuttley154]

If any one of your friends would attack you in some way for disapproving of lazy, complaining, especially exploitational behaviors in women, that person is no friend at all. On the basis of simple fairness; right & wrong there is no defending anyone who does those things to their spouse. If anyone you know defends the actions of a conniving, lazy, or otherwise exploitational woman, its time for a clean sweep among your circle of friends

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

"we will never be equal to men and we will always be seen as the weaker sex" "well, with that attitude..." Nice!

[@joecoolioness6399]

Their definition of equal is different than mine. Just like the ethnic minorities, they want to achieve "equality" by excluding men from certain things. It's insane. Most men can absolutely crush any woman they know when it comes to brute strength. But can they give birth or breastfeed a baby? No. And that is okay!

[@1967johnb]

If you are a Slim, Straight , none disabled , White , Male in this world , give up now we are fucked in every way shape and for of the word Fucked

[@DylanJo123]

@@1967johnb well, with that attitude...

[@bulletvortex2966]

I love how Bill says "oh jesus" lol

[@dw9838]

Jeezthus

[@catwithknives8819]

I like the way he says "Go fuack Yaself." Or "Git da fauck outta here."

[@sangredelic]

I like "evidently". He sounds like the crackerjack lawyer you'd want on your side in court.

[@BraedonStorey]

Sounded exactly like Kyle’s cousin Kyle from southpark 😂

[@Mr.N-8]

My ex was always "bored" she stayed at home "housewife" I told her to get a job then she said no, she just wanted to do more things. I get home want to relax a little after working all day. But I'm not being exciting enough? F off.

[@stevedelaney8214]

This is why it’s important for dads to be involved in there sons lives…. VALUABLE lessons like this…….

[@sexyworm1000]

Lol my moms the one that taught me to be careful about where I stick my petter cause I could easily loose my life while my dad to this day talks about the future like he’s looking for another woman to make his life hard

[@danielc6106]

It's also important to teach your daughters not to be like that.

[@eicisback]

I don't even know how many times I've listened to this particular hilarious podcast folks. It's gold !

[@Bjaxx29]

When he said “Not with that attitude” just to go from serious to just comedy had me rolling lol

[@nthgth]

He zigs and zags, he zaps back and forth on a dime, man. It's awesome

[@npz1838]

I'm in my late 20s and finally getting to where I want to be. School for many years, then working, now changing careers and doing more schooling while working full-time so that I can land my dream job and have job security. No gf the past 4-5 years and it's the best decision I've made. Don't have the time. No social life. I'm doing the work now so that I am set in a couple years. Wouldn't have it any other way either 👍

[@waitemc]

Then a prenuptial agreement when ya do find mate

[@rocxylemmon8535]

@@waitemc make sure to keep that prenuptial up to date if you get a new company or your prenuptial is invalid.

[@KatieLHall-fy1hw]

Good for you! Good luck!

[@hahamasala]

Having a social life is important, although with Covid, it's tough.

[@user-hz6cn9bh4g]

@@hahamasala To each, his own

[@meh8099]

Wow. Tell you my experience. My ex girlfriend, I gave her everything she wanted: holidays, expensive dinners, going to the beach, on Christmas I took her to those fucking boring Christmas markets. I took her to the bar when she wanted to play pool. I took her to the gym when she wanted to be more lean, wrote her training schedule, cooked for her 6 out of 7 nights, did groceries.. while I was working 60 hours a week. She didn't have to pay shit on rent so that she could pay of her study debts. For her birthday bought her gifts way in advanced to make sure it was on time, figure out how I could supprise her on her birthday for breakfast and dinner and a nice day with things to do. Teached her how to ski, dive etc. I accepted that she slipped up with her coworker, wasn't a one day slip up.. it was over 2 months. Anyway, told her: ok can happen it's forgiven, but don't do it again. What did she do for me? Twice she didn't have a birthday present. Did not think about anything that we could do together.. About half a year ago she was done paying off her study debt and our relationship quickly went south, complaint after complaint. She quit the relationship. My friends ask me: why don't you date another women? My manager doesn't understand it either.. But I've made my choice: fuck humanity. I will remain single. Didn't even fuck another woman because I don't give a fuck anymore.

[@jlove7379]

But then she wins bro ...

[@NH-rn3wz]

Humanity can be cool man. Just avoid women who aren’t content with just being friends. I was married for twelve years and while the divorce almost killed my will to live, I am now realizing it was one of the best things that ever happened to me. Now I am free. Free to be myself. Free to not ask permission to do something I want. Free to explore my interests. Free to be relieved of the burden of trying to impress a woman for any reason at all. Free from trying to figure out how I can get her interested in me. I’m free to just appreciate people for who they are and what they offer as opposed to what I can get out of them. It’s liberating. Being single is liberating. Sometimes we have to have a difficult lesson to learn a truth that was totally worth it. I hope your situation as well as my own improves. Peace man.

[@leonari]

@@NH-rn3wz Awesome post. Needed to hear that today. Thanks man.

[@sexyworm1000]

@@jlove7379 not really the longer your single the more clarity ya got lol after 5 years since my last gf I have come to the conclusion I’ll probably be single forever cause yea I don’t like people and I don’t like leaches if she ain’t adding to my life then she don’t need to be in it

[@pascaleelliott63]

I saw a story a husband/father shared on reddit about how the kids (between 4 and 12 I think) saw a trend going on online of people taking DNA tests, where you can find out your ancestry/ethnic heritage, and finding out more about the different countries of origin their DNA is composed of. Naturally curious, they wanted to try it out and asked OP(ie husband/father) if they could try it. He figured "could be cool!" and joined in. They all went and each did a DNA ancestry test. And that's how he unexpectedly found out that 2 out of 3 of his kids each had a different father...

[@MrMikeb603]

After watching all your stand up multiple times a piece cause it makes me feel so not alone, i found all these youtube "rants", saved my life for now, cause i know a good thing never lasts like your favorite show. This shit is gold to me, thanks for all your hard work to get to your level. Thanks from seacoast N.H.

[@bluegoka]

38:17 “You get sued for kicking somebody’s ass when you’re right.” You ‘da man!

[@Willsimp4tacos]

NGL, Bill just described the most awful relationship with a female Ive ever been in. Preach.

[@justamangoddamn]

Bill got married and now has kids, I lost my pretend mentor to the abyss of family life. I miss you Bill!

[@masonlee5866]

Bill is my hero. He actually seems like he is a really good human being

[@biform13]

"The juice ain't worth the squeeze."

[@LARDYCHRIST]

Bill Burr the most insane sane man on KZbin 🤣

[@ericthedesigner]

Been single for 8 years now, I'm 43. Best 8 years of my life so far! I attract women that only live in the future, never in the moment, never good enough. Singleness is my destiny!!!! Things I've done without a significant other: held the best job in my life, started my own business, renovated 4 houses, built 10 miles of mountain bike trails with jumps.... the list goes on!

[@NH-rn3wz]

Bro…I’m really feeling this. I was married for 12 years until the beginning of 2020 and although I am unemployed now, I feel that if I can just pull myself out of the depression that has threatened to destroy me, not only will I get the best job and career of my life, but my life will turn out the way I want. I tried making a woman happy and it didn’t work. I’m not even remotely interested in trying it again. I have realized, as part of my healing process to become reacquainted with myself and my interests, that the time I have to achieve the things which make me feel awesome and which I wish to achieve, simply cannot happen if I am working to appease a woman. I love women. As friends only. Anything else is too high of a cost.

[@ericthedesigner]

@@NH-rn3wz , Man! I hear that. The cost of being with women is to great on the return. You only have so much time on this planet.

[@leonari]

More power to you brotha! My path has been similar and I appreciate singledom more and more.

[@hugostiglitz8465]

Yep. I'm 49 and dont bother with dating anymore. Not even worth the trouble.

[@nonamesinenomine]

I used to want a gf when I was single ..now after having a terrible experience for only a year ..I've been single for a year and a half and I'm still not ready to date again even if there's a few women that really want me to

[@Miss_Judged]

Bill, I never have listen to you podcast before, I laugh very much. You voice and imitation sound very funny also. I will listen to more. 🤘🏻

[@sdsurfgirl60]

You're not a hater. Just a wee bit angry. About everything. I love it.

[@aaronschultz7382]

Put this on as a bit of background noise while I do my laundry and make my supper. So glad I'm single!

[@russbelperez3837]

Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them

[@jimjohnson1304]

Dude same, spent 8 years miserable because she had a golden downstairs. Rather be alone, and this podcast always reminds me of those days.

[@aaronschultz7382]

@@jimjohnson1304 8 years is rough. My worst was 3 of which maybe 6 months were good, and not all in a row. Wish I'd have discovered Bill's sage advice years ago.

[@stevedelaney8214]

Every man has to learn the lesson of the golden downstairs lol we all feel you dude

[@pzkpfw2310]

As a car guy I’ve gotten the “ You care more about your car then me” bullshit

[@Strobobel]

The car doesn’t talk back

[@johnmilner5485]

The car won't take over half your money , all your worldly possessions , alienate you from your children , and kill your dog , statistically your wife will.

[@xenxander]

Yep because cars don't get jealous.

[@ronalddesiderio7625]

Because you can still park the car in the driveway its not leaking any oil. The girlfriend 🫲 not so much

[@williammalloy5314]

I see a lot of comments from people saying things like 'you helped me through a tough time' or 'thanks for saving my life'. I need to add one: Thank you, Bill Burr. You explained something that happened to me in such a perfect manner that I actually just accepted it. After almost 3 years. I mean, I've been fine with it and moved on. And I'm, somehow, in a fantastic relationship now. I think I've harbored guilt even though I know I didn't do anything wrong. Not any more. You told me right to my face exactly what happened to me and why I shouldn't care at all. It's what I needed to get me all the way around the corner. You said you're just the messenger. Thank you for delivering that message.

[@The420Earthling]

I lost it at "i cant even finish that sentence it's so evil" 😂😂😂

[@JackHank13]

Bill is a freaking genius! Enough said.

[@elvisbajramovic9056]

You and chappelle should do a Netflix special together ...i think you guys would kill the crowd from laughter 🤣....

[@martinmarriott1819]

I don't think chapelle would agree to your idea !

[@nestorarias3903]

They’ve worked together before they used to both be on his show

[@malisiastahl3299]

She probably is doing it, which is why she caught some feelings over it.

[@nogoodgod4915]

It's only logical

[@ianmyrick4032]

This is interesting, but I’m an aspiring musician who has been debating leaving my girlfriend because she constantly belittles me for working a lot and having hobbies. The Bill Burr commentary on the woman complaining about the man working long hours and chasing dreams really helped solidify my stance that this isn’t healthy. Go this, I guess haha

[@dahliafiend]

You could quit music and get a state job for the rest of your life and she might still leave you for a guy with a better job or have an issue with one thing or another. Ten years from now you’ll look back and see you spent a big portion of the only life you have trying to please someone who’s not even around anymore anyway. If you are serious about music. Do it one hundred percent. If you are more serious and in love with this woman than consider compromise but if she’s belittling you that’s probably not the case. It’s easy to say this shit but harder to do I know.

[@aninternetuser4306]

Never ever give up your hobbies for a woman. They will even lose respect for you for complying despite being the cause.

[@dustencross357]

@@aninternetuser4306 women in a nutshell

[@azraelblick4117]

This is one of the most important motivational speeches in the history of mankind.

[@daniellephillips9079]

Hi Bill 💞 thanks for having fun and being real, comedy is healing

[@josephrenn6544]

bill and his wife are gold together lolz, cracking me the hell up.

[@gustavovaldivia8519]

After working at coldstone for 4 days i can agree that the singing was morale draining

[@judgeholden6761]

I just had to tell somebody somewhere, that I wrote a deeply personal thing for a successful female friend who was also from a home full of death and addiction, and I wanted to make sure that it was 100% right-minded, non-romantic, non-sexual, and genuine. I found feminist threads on social media sites and asked very nicely if this was a good place or if anyone knew of a good place where I could ask feminists for their advice on this personal matter. I sent private messages to the mods apologizing, explaining it was my first time using these social media sites. Every....single....fucking....one.....banned me immediately.

[@jmgfx4161]

I'm a man that survived an abusive relationship by a woman. What Bill said needed to be heard.

[@someguyO2W]

Waahmenists: Women earn 77 cents for every dollar a man makes. Me: So I only get to keep 23 cents?

[@reeferdogbassin7909]

Thats some funny shit

[@jimibones178]

Pffffff lolzzzzz😂😂

[@phillytheflyerable]

damn

[@soccerislife6108]

Hahha nice

[@broskiezISMYGAMERTAG]

Underrated comment

[@bobfurman2739]

Sound like Allysa Milano wrote this!!

[@shaunmcgough7227]

Well,then he addressed her perfectly...

[@sircasino614]

I wish every feminist would watch this video.

[@mysticstrikeforce5957]

They do why do you think they are mad all the time.

[@dead0ntime]

It’s not feminists who are fuck bags, it’s misandrists disguised as feminists.

[@mcfoxnz2751]

@Jarvy Mcmunn def the 3rd wave does.

[@dead0ntime]

@Jarvy Mcmunn I don’t think so. You can advocate for better treatment of women without hating men.

[@Nothingatall1984]

Won’t happen

[@da1bearsfan]

Don't cheat yourself Bill, You Are the best comedian ever!!!!

[@tonymontana6550]

Thank you Bill Burr

[@kaymorris7029]

A women that can do that to a man go out cheat and have a whole child with another man and let her husband bring that child up unknowingly and he has to pay for that is absolutely disgusting and they don't deserve to be in any type of relationship.. that's some sly, devious, malicious bs right there!

[@johnmilner5485]

It is much more common than you think !

[@formula112967]

I am not saying every woman would do it, but every woman is capable of doing it, and society, the family courts and lawmakers will defend her vigorously.

[@Magneticitist]

I love the gf with no kids complaint about having to stay home and clean up and do laundry. That's the best thing they can come up with as a cover for just browsing their other relationship options all day.

[@jordank1489]

This was very funny. I was with a girl for 5 years and every holiday we went on was the same boring beach resort bullshit. One year I said fuck no and we went hiking/camping in the Lake District (a national park in the UK) cus that's what I wanted to do, she complained constantly, completely ruined the entire trip, and actually forced me to cut the holiday short after 2 days and we came home. I remember being sat on the train, staring out the window at the beautiful landscape as we hurtled away from it while she stared at her phone with a face like a slapped arse.

[@raulpardomorales7994]

That's like the saddest story in the whole wide world, I hope she's dumped by now.

[@Yukyuk96]

@@raulpardomorales7994 yea had something similar happen, it was a great trip because it ended the relationship

[@SickOfItAll-do1cf]

Sometimes I think relationships are a waste of energy, better off on your own

[@jordank1489]

@@SickOfItAll-do1cf nah, just need to be more discriminatory in who you're spending your life with. It's important to know that you can't think your way out of loneliness, you need human contact in the same way that you need water or sunlight. Without it, you unravel. So don't push for perfection in a partner, just know how to identify someone with good intentions who can be reasoned with. My current relationship is much better, because if I want to go to the Lake District and walk about in the drizzle for a week she'll just let me go alone and not try to make it all about her. Then I come home, with a few stories, a refreshed mind and a whopping great horn on

[@Enochulate88]

Why didn't you do that on the first date so you could've weeded her out quick. I can't believe you didn't test her you must've been 😻whipped.

[@libertyordeath1640]

Bill, you only speak the truth! If you don't have people losing their minds about something you have said, then you have not spoken the truth! Keep being the hero we all know and love!!!!

[@Rastlin86]

Ping-Pong convention was pure gold!

[@ivanbarrios857]

“This is no different than slavery!!” God damn bill burr is a genius

[@theheck5176]

When the cow said to the bull, while looking out of the New York penthouse window: "Ferdinand, I'm not satisfied with my life".

[@robertcook117]

Love this guy! He’s fair, and calls it out as it really is! Many a true word said in jest!Says what right minded people think in a very funny way!

[@HazemAls]

"Once you rub one out... who gives a fuck .. " Changed my life

[@dancinglandscape]

Lolll. I love how courageous bill burr is, i wish i have even 1/10 of your courage and honesty

[@AdolfHitler-tl9rf]

Bill , After 20 years with only 2 women who lied and cheated and stole my money I was pissed. About 3 years ago a friend of mine took me to a message parlor, I will never waste my time on another relationship again. Women say there's no good men left, but they drove us away .

[@snakecat586]

😂😂 ling ling makes it happen bro 100 bucks with tip. Cheaper than a date too lol

[@TheRyndiculous]

Well, I can tell you your first mistake was in the early 1940's. If you are having trouble with women, it's probably because they heard about all the war crimes...

[@BluhmGardens]

It happened to me too. Thankfully we weren't married, so when DCFS required a paternity test due to the child being born disabled. If we had been married they would not have required the test.

[@mdjambazky4968]

Here's a little something - my parents were in marriages when they met. They fell in love with one another they got devirced and they yours truly was born. Both of them had kids from the previous marriage. 15 years after the device my father gets a call from his ex to tell him that the son he had for 24 years is not his. The son from my father's previous marriage was a heroin junkie, on multiple occasions he robbed us, he stole every thing. My parents spent a small fortune to help him and it was a living hell. Imagine how my father and my mother felt when they received that call? My family was nearly destroyed by this monster. She should burn in hell. Afterwards my father got sick and nearly died. God bless we are kinda fine now. It was a nightmare...

[@sbeerman1919]

That's nuts

[@mdjambazky4968]

@@sbeerman1919 that's life

[@MrMikebiggs]

Geez man. That sucks

[@mdjambazky4968]

@@MrMikebiggs It didn, but life goes on.

[@frankrice6935]

Women love to Twist WORDS around all the time. Bill just like when ever I did anything wrong. It's like she has a Book of all my Faults I've ever done. Keep up the Great Work 👍

[@curtiscarlson8958]

Your 'hate speech' is ok because it is humor, satire, hyperbole...whatever. Ef that PC correctness bull stuff. Sometimes we simpletons need things to be put bluntly and in a matter-of-fact manner so that we can understand the truth of the matter. you are speaking the truth. Thanks for your frankness.

[@5hirish]

Absolutely enjoyed! Bill and Nia are super cute!

[@communicationstation2687]

I’d tell them less attitude, more gratitude!

[@davidb2331]

Mr burr I'm listening 🤪 bill thanks for the upload.

[@lynlynlyn5548]

We need more of your podcasts Bill

[@kisshukfc]

1:01 that "oh jesus" shows how serious he is taking this letter😅😆🙏

[@TheSakufighter]

I really needed to hear this 😝

[@sithsaiyan4529]

I’m a misogynistic white male, and I love it.

[@wesuhlee777]

Lol "gimme a god damned break" is right. I gave up on even attempting to converse with people who drape themselves in victimhood and emotional instability.

[@theredscourge]

The biggest victimizers are the people who constantly talk about how they're a victim.

[@amaanmd8056]

thanks bill 🙏 your advice are really helpful

[@admtech69]

Love your podcast bill don’t ever change

[@logann7942]

Oh no. A male CEO makes 100x more money than anyone ever needs, but a female CEO only makes 75x more money than anyone ever needs. Meanwhile, regular working men and women stand side by side making the same poverty wage as one another. That’s why I’m not bothered by “wage inequality.”

[@heyitsnayaa6736]

This is why I have zero girlfriends 😂😂I start spitting the truth like Bill and next thing you know they stop inviting me to places and leaving my messages read😂😂

[@jamiezuzu7326]

I’m a woman and I can assure ya not all of us are like this. Maybe 20% or something but it ain’t all of us

[@nunyabiz6918]

Thanks for the awesome snl monologue Karen. Here’s to you.

[@soco13466]

After growing up under abusive women, I developed a deep distrust for the concept of "partnering" with a woman. Too many examples of pure meanness and hateful acts made me determined to stick to the concept of "no entangling alliances." I don't hate women as a group. Some of them are sooo nice, until they've got the claws on a man, then it's her saying "I'm in charge now that I've got you!" That was my STEPmother. She brought out my ability to hate. I hated her brat, male, my age. What a piece of shit he turned out to be, spoiled and never happy, unless he was tormenting me, or tormenting the cat. Tell me to believe all women are truthful, tell me there are NO lying women, no evil women, etc, I'll tell you you're wilfully dishonest or incredibly stupid. I hate the idea of being controlled by a emotional, illogical woman. I respect most women, but I don't gamble with my well being. Thanks to 2nd, 3rd wave feminists, a good percentage of women are trained to inflict irrationally stupid pain on men, because AS WE ALL KNOW, all men are bad, or so they claim. Too many unlikable, conniving females have ruined desires by many of us to just say "Fuck it, I won't join the fools, I won't participate in the whole relationship thing." As I said, I don't gamble. I know. I'll get the whole "You know what your problem is?" My answer: "You, and anyone like you."

[@kurgen96vods98]

I grew up with wise Grandparents. They both told me through my teen years, be smart, don't get married, don't have a kid. Gods am I glad I listened, I live a comfy life working every night for decent pay. Long ways to go yet before I can relax though.

[@ToneTraveler]

Yes! More of this. “How many Jimi Hendrix’ working at Home Depot because he got with the wrong woman.” When they say “you’re a loser” it’s manipulation 101.