Bill Burr - Kermit The Frog

billburr.com/ and www.allthingscomedy.com/

[@eLiFILMSinc]

"Kermit's not one of those guys...who's gonna approach a woman" lol

[@Servbot42]

The level of fan-fuction bill put on kermit and ms. Piggy. Hilarious!

[@charissa7052]

Talking so seriously about this just killed me 🤣

[@zeldagoblin]

I just love how he psychologically broke down Kermit and Miss Piggy

[@Milanders]

"She went to town on that frog" I never laughed so hard in my life! They're dolls they're for girls!

[@bryantppierce]

So true at the end, all the male models that you see are shredded and cut beyond belief but you don't see regular dudes getting all indignant and irate calling it "Body-Shaming". Women are so silly sometimes.

[@hxcpwnage999]

I don't know why I'm always surprised at how whiny a lot of Bill Burrs fanbase is, I guess I just figured people who like his comedy would have thicker skin

[@mod69]

Kermit is a well known frog,why not have some bacon on the side

[@FuckGoogle2]

They should add an orange muppet called Burrow that comes around to break down every scenario to a conspiracy theory at work and as a finishing move sneak on a tinfoil hat or just about anything to protect his head, lined with tinfoil.

[@themaypole]

I've laughed alot at Burr but fuck the Kermit low self esteem bit had me laughing till I had tears in my eyes. Holy shit.

[@evanream6878]

are they cuttin off sugar and salt? no they had that shit on their fingertips..... I fucking died

[@oyonan]

I absolutely love this clip!

[@razorman5289]

I can't believe he's talking about the romantic life of a fictitious character.

[@WiseAilbhean]

You know what this is... this break up and new girlfriend crap with puppets is bullshit, this is all to stimulate conversation and sales. If Mickey and Minnie mouse broke up sales would increase, because you are essentially reminding people about the products.

[@CptKosher]

why can't y'all just be happy for bill, who gives a shit who makes him happy

[@hellbound64]

holy fuck he analyzed the fuck outta that lmao

[@coralday2009]

Love this! Yeah for Kermit! A frog that was raised right.

[@BartAlder]

Not easy being green. But it's probably getting easier.

[@kenmount294]

For the record..G.I. Joe..NOT a doll..he's an ACTION FIGURE! 😂

[@donzaloog1400]

Good to see being married to a feminist hasn't completely robbed him of his common sense....yet. But he is getting softer.

[@tabula_rosa]

+donzaloog1400 he's been getting softer since before he got with nia. It's called getting less ignorant

[@LordColPhobos]

+Deshara true true. But ignorant bill is a funny bill. However current bill is funny as well

[@tattletalestrangler7815]

darth boner deshará must have deleted his comment that you’re responding to

[@DanAnswers]

Bill burrs the man lol

[@753rohit]

this is my motivational video

[@WiseAilbhean]

Kermit wanted to be the boss in the relationship for a change. Ms. Piggy is abusive, loud and obnoxious. Can't people be positive about his growth?

[@MentalHealthMondays411]

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

[@harisditta5695]

Aaron Burdon hulks dong

[@youssefrochdi1994]

Kermit's dong

[@solidkingcobra]

holy shiet. that fucken analysis.

[@soco13466]

GI Joe came out when I was still a squeaky voiced kid. I never wanted one. I just never was into play acting dolls. (I do remember Michael Richards in a knock off of SNL, "Fridays" on another network. He plays with his toy soldiers, as his sister plays with her Barbie dolls and related accessories. Richards would basically destroy the Barbies with fireworks and maybe gasoline. Then the mother would be heard, yelling out the kitchen window.) Now we used to nuke old models, etc. That's how boys "play" with such things. My friend's boys had a Castle Greyskull, and sure enough, it burned down in flames, from gas and fireworks. Buwhahahahaha.

[@sahalanimation]

you can't be serious, people are actually mad about this? how ungrateful do you have to be to live in "the greatest country in the world" and get offended by puppets?

[@patricknoone171]

So now if finally comes to light where all the anger comes from. Wasn't allowed to play with GI Joe

[@edspencer7121]

My neighbor, whom is passed away now, had a Barbie and Ken doll side by side in his shop. They were both nude and hanging by nueces from the rafters. I never in my life laughed so hard when I seen that!

[@archizalez]

That rant about dont given a shit in work and how is a seekness, that's the way to 3er world

[@chriskelly509]

to funny

[@blallathin]

+Chris Kelly84 Or not to funny? That is the question.

[@Zappappappappa]

KWHOW!

[@JamesGormleyMusic]

Bill is very profound.

[@aboylegolcom]

Sorry, back up a second. Point of order, Mr Chairman. Kermit and Miss Piggy were never an item. She flirted with him and sort of stalked him, but there was never anything going on there. He was never attracted to her. He was always quite clearly repulsed by her.

[@jackhartsough3]

Dude my dad threw out all my toys when I was 9 G I JOES TRANSFORMERS NINTENDO SEGA said I was to old to play with dolls like there's a age limit on playing with dolls and they weren't fucking dolls fucking still pissed he did that

[@anuragnandi968]

G I Joe xD

[@sumgirlable]

ROFL!!!

[@Tayscopea]

come on guys, there's a difference between feminists and feminazis

[@redscarecomixx8488]

Nope

[@juggernaut704]

@@redscarecomixx8488 Yep

[@CHIEFS_DYNASTY_]

@@juggernaut704 no. FUCK you.

[@desktopshorts7411]

Proof that people will get offended by *anything* today. Even puppets. I want to get off the internet all together but I'm so damn reliant on it for my shits & giggles.

[@DanAnswers]

i dk man ms piggy was a nice lady

[@Greenman422]

3:15 i have worked night shifts in fast food restaurants and this is absolutly true , Women's bathroom are the worst for some reason.

[@ericsigginssr]

Kermit the pig

[@PrinceRevolver]

He. Married. A. Feminist.....

[@tamerdp]

+Prince Revolver RIP bill

[@tamerdp]

***** certainly makes you ignorant of how the world works

[@Aaron565]

+Prince Revolver that way nobody can call him a misogynist. Think ahead here.

[@PrinceRevolver]

***** so basically she's the standard modern woman.

[@LunaticThinker]

+Tamer That's a lot of assumptions

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Man, Kermit is getting all kinds of porked.

[@walkingweapon]

Why would I want to kill it being a cashier? It's a mind numbing bullshit job where you have to put up with miserable assholes and stand in one spot for 6 hours. I used to feel sorry for my fellow teenagers competing for the fastest scan times.

[@harveysewdin]

Married a Feminist? Goodbye Bill, it was nice knowing you...

[@tabula_rosa]

+PSguy Mentalist lol i bet you're a catch

[@Ancientlaws]

+PSguy Mentalist he's been dating her for years and married for nearly 3

[@TheWilliampressley]

was he suppose to leave her for a fatter girl? damn

[@mrkrinkle72]

Nah Bill, GI Joe was the Shit!

[@SonoTom]

Bill is telling us 'NAFALT', now? not. fucking. funny.

[@Aaron565]

+Sonor Transient Hes right, most feminists dont give a shit because they are too busy screwing you over in every other way possible. They simply dont have the time in their schedule to make a big deal out of this.

[@SonoTom]

granted - but you know that's not what he meant.

[@Mastikator]

+Sonor Transient Well it kinda is true, "feminist" is a label so broad it's basically meaningless.

[@peteranon8455]

I'll come back to this comment after Bill's divorce.

[@htxflow]

A black feminist? Holy sweet pickles Batman!

[@DonMezzo]

Wait. Didn't she (pig) break up with him (frog)? This outrage is fuckin' stupid.

[@zeldagoblin]

"Miss" Piggy was voiced by a man. So maybe Kermit found out she was a heshe and lost his shit. Also, what the fuck does a pig want with a frog? Cross species copulation? Their kids will be totally fucked up.

[@JPJones03223]

"My wife is a feminist" I just lost all respect towards Bill

[@MasterMS1123]

You don't believe women should have the same rights as men? The girls in your life are lucky.

[@JPJones03223]

+Michael Santaly First of all, I'd like to know what "rights" women don't have that men do. I'm pretty sure America doesn't treat its women like the dead dogs you seem to think it does. In fact, where I come from, I was raised to treat women with a respect greater than that I show to any man. So the girls in my life, they probably are lucky. Anyway, why do I dislike feminists? because feminists have successfully created a well that they can dip their pail into for eternity. They have talked their way into a situation where no matter how many opportunities are given to women, no matter how successful women become in business or science or politics, they will ALWAYS have something else to push. "Why can't women play in the men's major leagues, why can't fat, unhealthy women be considered attractive, why can't women replace male characters in movies?" They are eternal whiners. There is ALWAYS something else with feminists, and at a time like this in our culture, when the media doesn't have a war to talk about, when it won't talk about real, pressing problems like overpopulation, then the feminists come out and dip their pails back in that well. That's why I lose respect for you when you marry a feminist.

[@MCWon212]

+Michael Santaly Women have equal rights to men in the Western world. They certainly have more rights than men in the United States.

[@kyleds111]

+Minkki82 I agree completely. Men need to stand up and collectively tell women no.

[@LordColPhobos]

+Michael Santaly You just got shit on and you deserved it for making such an idiotic comment. Just because he doesn't like feminist does not mean he doesn't support equal rights. Women have all the rights men have plus more. You want more "equal" rights for women? How about some equal lefts?

[@NoName-hh6co]

As a woman and proud feminist I am outraged by this video. What you men fail to understand is the underlying message that show delivers to the unknowingly naive child watching it. The message endorses men to dump their partners due to physical superficial reasons. Your men, so I can understand use not understanding it..

[@grantmark7780]

You're*

[@NoName-hh6co]

This video is "Abusive Content". Reported.

[@lucaswight9272]

+No Name You really need to step up your trolling game, dude.

[@NoName-hh6co]

+Lucas Wight You're attempting to demean my perspective by falsely painting it as "trolling". The only troll at work here is you.

[@NoName-hh6co]

+Anthony Lidstrom You must not have the intelligence to come up with an intelligent argument, instead resort to insults like the primitive ape that you are.