Bill Burr - Attic Farts

[@blacksabbath1022]

I'd love to be Bills closest neighbor "He's screaming again."

[@thefareplayer2254]

Black Sabbath Generals gathered in their masses...

[@hellocar123]

he lives up in those hills in california i dont think the neighbors can hear each other and the neighbors are all far

[@Redwulf2778]

I don't think Bill can top that epic intro.

[@Caaarrl94]

he just topped it. hahahahahah best one ever

[@Redwulf2778]

After listening to last Thursdays podcast, you're right. He did. 😂😂😂

[@kjohnson8901]

loved the yelling intro

[@Lukasbimba93]

+Yenneth Ianson Too funny! Just checking in on ya!! Stick it in ya moms box over there!

[@JoshuaBarnes2298]

nigga sounded like goku

[@kevinjohnson7300]

AhhhhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hello my fellow Johnson

[@seanmatthewking]

Kyle Snyder I loved it lol

[@lupe115]

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

[@TheSlammurai]

"If he wasn't on the front-fucking-lines with a flamethrower, fuck him." LMAO

[@erikawarren171]

Hey, it's Bill Burr and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(*voice crack*)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-- what's going on?

[@jeffmiller3499]

Like the intro to f is for family

[@Bruceybaby2009]

"You wanna fuckin play old man!? YOU WANNA DANCE!?!?" LOL

[@PaladinDusty]

YOU WANNA DANCE, OLD MAN!?

[@bowilliam3865]

that intro killed me. "ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" lmfao

[@Schuylock]

That scream in the intro slayed me!

[@inuysha360]

oh god the screaming at the beginning hahaha

[@wickedliquid1177]

It was just moth balls ,old toys, greatest generation fart..!!

[@hysteria347]

Korean Conflict farts lmao

[@dgrl9842]

Omg...I laughed way too hard when u said the fart smelled like an attic & old toys😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@musicsaves97]

I was just dying laughing from this one. He forgot to mention the plethora of cobwebs! LOL

[@Vaporvice84]

Bill, please open all Thursday podcasts like that.

[@youtubasoarus]

I was dying listening to this lol. Fuck sakes I almost choked.

[@Vaporvice84]

@5:18 "He was sitting there not reacting to shit." No pun intended, BEFORE the 'turn the other cheek' no pun intended lol.

[@Bruceybaby2009]

"Hard boiled eggs in a fuckin outhouse" I'm dying!!

[@rbriales]

hard boiled eggs in a out house lmaoooooooooooooo

[@Kwendtster]

Reminds me of a flight from DC to Chicago, this guy in front of me was just ripping wicked ass the whole time, and keeps getting coffee to fuel the fire! Stop drinking the fucking coffee!!

[@nubschoolbuslol]

+Kwendtster hahahahahahahaa

[@Dunning.Kruger]

+Kwendtster But how do you know it was him ? Maybe the cushion was permeated from the last guy... and when he moved it came out. Just a theory.

[@Kwendtster]

Dunning Kruger Well just because it was happening every 10 minutes lol. And it came from the front direction. I'm sure you've smelt a nasty fart before and can locate its direction.

[@Dunning.Kruger]

+Kwendtster Well... some farts can be tricky. Currently I"m on a Soylent diet. Pure nutrition to the max. My farts are horrendous. My relationship has been on the rocks because of my ass.

[@Viccatrix]

Should smack the coffee out his hands

[@ilovejdmlawl]

90% sure that old man was Mr. James Norton in disguise just ripping gassers.

[@HooverBeast]

laughing my fucking ass off, oh my gob my abs are slightly hurting, its been a while since thats happened

[@charissa7052]

Ahahahaha That intro, though 🤣

[@jennidoughty9460]

Omg, had to pause this, laughing so fucken hard! Bill ur the greatest!

[@robertknoll3544]

"Hard boiled eggs in an outhouse" Jesus fuck my face hurts.

[@hashbrownroger4954]

Love the intro 🤞🏾🙏🏾😭

[@vaibhavbijapur6037]

"fart at fucking sea level" 😂😂😂

[@connorpringle1882]

That intro dude xD

[@1kaskas]

"Stick it up your mom's box over there podcast" 😂😂

[@lesterfreeman3713]

This was the best clip ever, cherry on top was the (Cammando) Arnold impression.

[@nrdpc5975]

The air-raid siren intro was gold.

[@RobertMichael]

This segment had me crying laughing. Start to finish the intro, the screaming. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ElFourTwoZ3r0]

best intro

[@ebzzzz1]

The Brilliance of Bill Burr !!

[@turokdinosaurfukr]

That was "Commando" not "Raw Deal", and Lake Superior never gives up her dead, not Lake Michigan.

[@jawnjacob7573]

😂

[@frankcarver8912]

1:52 EVERYTHING WE SUSPECTED IS TRUE

[@noodles41]

that was Commando bill, not Raw Deal

[@jc.1191]

Geez this dude's got a temper 🤣

[@k4ir0s]

I love Bill so much. Cheers me up

[@tubafats100]

Turn the other cheek😂😂

[@jasonomnia9295]

clicking on this video hears a t-rex waking up in the morning

[@derekfitzgerald4322]

Haha he yelled for so long at the beginning that he forgot what the line was

[@FeasableOption]

Best intros in the biz

[@jakeballou5147]

Bill sounded like he randomly detected a ballistic threat incoming on his base of operations

[@FruitFlyKilla]

Commando, Bill. Commando.

[@RequiemForABuckeye]

Bill is the best

[@keatvanlowe2775]

"You wanna dance!!"

[@edwardbrito3332]

7:40 Talking about a show case that was poorly run and the guy in charge gave him shit... awesome. Your right man... some people are too egotistical I can imagine in your business the regular work bs gets amplified.

[@Martiizzer]

''Dont interrupt my friend, his dead thiiireeed'' hahahahahahahah

[@SpiderEternal]

Totally relevant, listening to this at the airport.

[@dillonx11]

These rants would make for good F is for family episodes, can’t you all just see frank Murphy going off

[@slantyrock]

"This fuckin' guys Korean conflict farts"

[@jamesfarmer1292]

that scream sounded like a tornado/ air raid siren lol wtf

[@ILikeSynthMusicALot]

greatest intro of all time

[@ironphoenix5145]

Bill has so many funny airplane stories.

[@thedude8254]

Yeah bill you’ll take those farts and you’ll like it

[@todo8328]

Awwww, old people don’t have the rectal strength to hold it anymore

[@die.3695]

0:09 the purge has officially begun

[@derekfitzgerald4322]

The greatest generation doesn't apologize for shit bill, literally

[@PoisonousPen]

This was really hard to work out to 😂😂😂

[@dereklewis7981]

Come to florida

[@hjojo1]

Nia stepped on his toes, that's why he screamed there

[@Starwheel6]

Thought I saw you @ Mets/Dodgers game sitting next to Bill Mahr. Larry King was in first row. Go Mets or Cubs! (Red Sox fan from MA)

[@nickdaniels133]

Congrats on 30k subs

[@lokithecat2712]

I know people who will start a fight over a fart

[@mr_blue8208]

“I love djizzas what do I know, f*cking farting there you go.” 👌🏻

[@Breaker197]

Nobody can rant about geezer farts like BB

[@michaelappel9725]

That was Commando when Schwarzenegger bent over to tie his shoe and then elbowed the guy in the face

[@tetdgjk]

I had the Stella farts one morning after a dirty night on the devil sweat. I was in a store and I dropped the bomb right next to my pregnant girlfriend. I walked off liked a terrorist leaving a suitcase bomb. Just as my girlfriend realises she's right in the middle of ground zero a black woman walks past, sniffs the air, almost throws up and gives my Mrs the dirtiest look you can imagine. XD Best fart I ever did.

[@Tripster60]

Awesome that youll be in dayton

[@chrisradnedge74]

Bahaha. Great detective work Bill. def was him. This is a rant of Biblical proportions

[@dzenx9861]

It’s in you and you blood Hahahah

[@pkrent3461]

Tyler1 intro

[@Gaybraham.Lincoln]

For some reason I always picture bill being the devil and complaining about humans hahaha

[@Coconutscott]

Great idea, come back with a counter-fart

[@Zeroperez94]

Its in you, it went into ur bloodstream

[@wickedliquid1177]

And immamaaaaaaaaahhhhhbbaababababababbmmmmmmm how you doin..just checkin in on ya..!!

[@musicsaves97]

Korean War conflict farts LOL!!!!

[@Justadudeman22]

He said fort Wayne. I check the upload date. It's 2015. I'm in 2018. Time travel . Where art thou?

[@pkrent3461]

Super Saiyan intro

[@farhanj123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@WeldinMike27]

Commando

[@meatcurtaingf1]

Farts from godliness….I mean far from godliness.

[@deadendstop]

How can I message Bill? Anyone?

[@setinahugh9182]

Algebra for zebra HUMANS. He stashed palms in the attack, for show case bangers. Green eggs and Ham SAM I CAN BE FOR ORBITAL right legs. Hello meet the left Leg. ha ha ha

[@AdamJWofford]

😂😂😂

[@chip91874]

arnold did that in commando. not raw deal

[@fdub301]

that was his fetish

[@TheCarcasscarver]

bill gets so heated you can hear him pop a bottle of something @ 9:15

[@russBwright]

That intro sounded like the worst cry ever kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6qve55jrblre9Esi=BDtY-_aF5zrFj9EE

[@RickNBacker]

SHOE was a good comic strip!

[@tarico4436]

Yes, Bill, funny bit on the plane with the old man farts. But if he was twenty in '45, i.e. the end of WW2, that would make him 90 now. Maybe he's incontinent. Or partially incontinent. It does make sense that a Bible thumper would be inconsiderate like how you describe. Glad I wasn't there. I'm the type where I get up and take a walk.

[@sparky7718]

+TAR ICO Interestingly enough, once I ate a whole sack of White Castle cheeseburgers before boarding a plane in Newark. Then there was a 3 hour delay. So halfway through the flight, it was on. My intestines were a methane factory going full tilt. Churning, cramping and just had to ease them off one after another for a good 2 hours. As soon as I let one go, another ponied up to the back door. Finally the guy in front of me got pissed off, got up and strutted off in disgust. Leaned against the wall by the front shitter and glared at me. Fuck him.

[@Dunning.Kruger]

I shit the bed by accident last night. This Soylent stuff is awesome! Fart are wickedly bad though. Billy.... look it up. Soylent. So anyway... I love the rotten farts, got carried away and pushed too hard.

[@runly1]

Did he fart at 1:35?

[@Grivian]

+Sharon Runly Nichols No it was Nia, close though

[@AbsentBabyDaddy]

Bill Burr meets Joey Diaz

[@GearsDemon]

He dropped a lot of f bombs here lmao, im dying

[@FuckGoogle2]

The US still do registration plate stickers? How quaint.

[@hello12229]

It's to show your car passed inspection and emissions testing.

[@FuckGoogle2]

hello12229 I know what its for, some places have moved past stickers, this thing called a database.

[@GENERICCEREAL67]

+Dissident101 You're listening to an American comedian on an American website most likely using an American computer over the Internet which was pioneered by Americans. So you and whatever two bit hovel of a country you're from can go fuck yourselves.

[@FuckGoogle2]

Can I touch your gun?A gay Catholic Albanian who self-identifies as a transgender Hungarian albino

[@FuckGoogle2]

Get over yourself.A gay Catholic Albanian who self-identifies as a transgender Hungarian albino

[@zachmeals8246]

Commando not raw deal

[@753rohit]

"Is that what Jesus teaches you? Fart 3 times on a 50 min flight"

[@lucidstargirl]

"now it's in you, it's in you, it's in your bloodstream" ahahahahahahaha

[@patrickcorbett5351]

Listening to this while doing overhead tricep extensions almost dropped the 45 pound weight when he said “turning the other cheek, no pun intended” that made me laugh so hard