Bill Burr - Attic Farts

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[@blacksabbath1022]

I'd love to be Bills closest neighbor "He's screaming again."

[@thefareplayer2254]

Black Sabbath Generals gathered in their masses...

[@hellocar123]

he lives up in those hills in california i dont think the neighbors can hear each other and the neighbors are all far

[@kjohnson8901]

loved the yelling intro

[@Lukasbimba93]

+Yenneth Ianson Too funny! Just checking in on ya!! Stick it in ya moms box over there!

[@JoshuaBarnes2298]

nigga sounded like goku

[@kevinjohnson7300]

AhhhhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hello my fellow Johnson

[@seanmatthewking]

Kyle Snyder I loved it lol

[@lupe115]

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

[@Redwulf2778]

I don't think Bill can top that epic intro.

[@Caaarrl94]

he just topped it. hahahahahah best one ever

[@Redwulf2778]

After listening to last Thursdays podcast, you're right. He did. 😂😂😂

[@TheSlammurai]

"If he wasn't on the front-fucking-lines with a flamethrower, fuck him." LMAO

[@erikawarren171]

Hey, it's Bill Burr and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(*voice crack*)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-- what's going on?

[@jeffmiller3499]

Like the intro to f is for family

[@753rohit]

"Is that what Jesus teaches you? Fart 3 times on a 50 min flight"

[@wickedliquid1177]

It was just moth balls ,old toys, greatest generation fart..!!

[@hysteria347]

Korean Conflict farts lmao

[@Bruceybaby2009]

"You wanna fuckin play old man!? YOU WANNA DANCE!?!?" LOL

[@PaladinDusty]

YOU WANNA DANCE, OLD MAN!?

[@lucidstargirl]

"now it's in you, it's in you, it's in your bloodstream" ahahahahahahaha

[@bowilliam3865]

that intro killed me. "ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" lmfao

[@youtubasoarus]

I was dying listening to this lol. Fuck sakes I almost choked.

[@inuysha360]

oh god the screaming at the beginning hahaha

[@patrickcorbett5351]

Listening to this while doing overhead tricep extensions almost dropped the 45 pound weight when he said “turning the other cheek, no pun intended” that made me laugh so hard

[@evanream6878]

that intro scared the shit out of my cat lmao

[@Kwendtster]

Reminds me of a flight from DC to Chicago, this guy in front of me was just ripping wicked ass the whole time, and keeps getting coffee to fuel the fire! Stop drinking the fucking coffee!!

[@nubschoolbuslol]

+Kwendtster hahahahahahahaa

[@Dunning.Kruger]

+Kwendtster But how do you know it was him ? Maybe the cushion was permeated from the last guy... and when he moved it came out. Just a theory.

[@Kwendtster]

Dunning Kruger Well just because it was happening every 10 minutes lol. And it came from the front direction. I'm sure you've smelt a nasty fart before and can locate its direction.

[@Dunning.Kruger]

+Kwendtster Well... some farts can be tricky. Currently I"m on a Soylent diet. Pure nutrition to the max. My farts are horrendous. My relationship has been on the rocks because of my ass.

[@Viccatrix]

Should smack the coffee out his hands

[@HooverBeast]

laughing my fucking ass off, oh my gob my abs are slightly hurting, its been a while since thats happened

[@Vaporvice84]

@5:18 "He was sitting there not reacting to shit." No pun intended, BEFORE the 'turn the other cheek' no pun intended lol.

[@Schuylock]

That scream in the intro slayed me!

[@dgrl9842]

Omg...I laughed way too hard when u said the fart smelled like an attic & old toys😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@musicsaves97]

I was just dying laughing from this one. He forgot to mention the plethora of cobwebs! LOL

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

This was one of the best Bill Burr segments EVAH!!! 😂👍

[@allo_es_me_sam]

0:11 when you hear a Stuka comin at you.

[@maxd2215]

Haha exactly. Blitz Bill incoming, air raid siren goes off.

[@kushforthought-8749]

1:54 MMPC that Smashing Pumpkins reference was funny as hell 😂

[@turokdinosaurfukr]

That was "Commando" not "Raw Deal", and Lake Superior never gives up her dead, not Lake Michigan.

[@jawnjacob7573]

😂

[@zjiffyzxxx5208]

“Idgaf if he fought in world war 2”😂😂😂

[@rbriales]

hard boiled eggs in a out house lmaoooooooooooooo

[@blackdynamite5016]

I lose my shit everytime he yells away from the mic😂😂

[@Vaporvice84]

Bill, please open all Thursday podcasts like that.

[@noodles41]

that was Commando bill, not Raw Deal

[@jennidoughty9460]

Omg, had to pause this, laughing so fucken hard! Bill ur the greatest!

[@Bruceybaby2009]

"Hard boiled eggs in a fuckin outhouse" I'm dying!!

[@ilovejdmlawl]

90% sure that old man was Mr. James Norton in disguise just ripping gassers.

[@robertknoll3544]

"Hard boiled eggs in an outhouse" Jesus fuck my face hurts.

[@josephblanchard6248]

Intro sounded like an actual air-horn/siren for a second tbh.

[@Dunning.Kruger]

Google " Soylent farts"

[@Zach-Fetters]

Can you imagine being his neighbor and hearing when he yells and shit hahahs

[@robt400]

now this is fart comedy

[@edwardbrito3332]

7:40 Talking about a show case that was poorly run and the guy in charge gave him shit... awesome. Your right man... some people are too egotistical I can imagine in your business the regular work bs gets amplified.

[@tetdgjk]

I had the Stella farts one morning after a dirty night on the devil sweat. I was in a store and I dropped the bomb right next to my pregnant girlfriend. I walked off liked a terrorist leaving a suitcase bomb. Just as my girlfriend realises she's right in the middle of ground zero a black woman walks past, sniffs the air, almost throws up and gives my Mrs the dirtiest look you can imagine. XD Best fart I ever did.

[@connorpringle1882]

That intro dude xD

[@vaibhavbijapur6037]

"fart at fucking sea level" 😂😂😂

[@eLiFILMSinc]

"And now....IT'S IN YOU!!"

[@coltontaff3640]

Religion poisons everything, even farts!

[@thompson223]

This is perfection 😂😂😂 farting at sea level

[@jamesfarmer1292]

that scream sounded like a tornado/ air raid siren lol wtf

[@frankcarver8912]

1:52 EVERYTHING WE SUSPECTED IS TRUE

[@TheCarcasscarver]

"Korean Conflict Farts"

[@BloodGodAlucard]

This shit has me dying laughing. XD XD XD

[@djtone66]

0:08 My favorite part!!

[@dillonx11]

These rants would make for good F is for family episodes, can’t you all just see frank Murphy going off

[@tubafats100]

Turn the other cheek😂😂

[@hashbrownroger4954]

Love the intro 🤞🏾🙏🏾😭

[@dereklewis7981]

Come to florida

[@charissa7052]

Ahahahaha That intro, though 🤣

[@thedude8254]

Yeah bill you’ll take those farts and you’ll like it

[@Starwheel6]

Thought I saw you @ Mets/Dodgers game sitting next to Bill Mahr. Larry King was in first row. Go Mets or Cubs! (Red Sox fan from MA)

[@pkrent3461]

Tyler1 intro

[@slantyrock]

"This fuckin' guys Korean conflict farts"

[@russBwright]

That intro sounded like the worst cry ever kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6qve55jrblre9Esi=BDtY-_aF5zrFj9EE

[@TexWatson-sh8vf]

This is the podcast where I say enough of Bill Burr's religious bigotry and hatred.. Bye bye Bill

[@16THESAINT]

Bill would be great at dragon ball z

[@Breaker197]

Nobody can rant about geezer farts like BB

[@InnocentAbyssinianCat-eb7ge]

Sounds like Bill felt like he was about to recycle ♻️ what he just smelled

[@1kaskas]

"Stick it up your mom's box over there podcast" 😂😂

[@ElFourTwoZ3r0]

best intro

[@derekfitzgerald4322]

The greatest generation doesn't apologize for shit bill, literally

[@ryanm1975]

Enjoyed the candid "I might be off here. "

[@lesterfreeman3713]

This was the best clip ever, cherry on top was the (Cammando) Arnold impression.

[@todo8328]

Awwww, old people don’t have the rectal strength to hold it anymore

[@meatcurtaingf1]

Farts from godliness….I mean far from godliness.

[@farhanj123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@jasonomnia9295]

clicking on this video hears a t-rex waking up in the morning

[@jc.1191]

Geez this dude's got a temper 🤣

[@rebecam.8397]

1:54 lmao bill singing a billy song

[@nrdpc5975]

The air-raid siren intro was gold.

[@dallassylvestre7209]

You should’ve said something Bill

[@derekfitzgerald4322]

Haha he yelled for so long at the beginning that he forgot what the line was

[@chrisp2481]

attic farts starts at 4:00

[@FruitFlyKilla]

Commando, Bill. Commando.

[@musicsaves97]

Korean War conflict farts LOL!!!!

[@keatvanlowe2775]

"You wanna dance!!"

[@lokithecat2712]

I know people who will start a fight over a fart

[@RobertMichael]

This segment had me crying laughing. Start to finish the intro, the screaming. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jakeballou5147]

Bill sounded like he randomly detected a ballistic threat incoming on his base of operations

[@chrisradnedge74]

Bahaha. Great detective work Bill. def was him. This is a rant of Biblical proportions

[@nrdpc5975]

Lol fucking Bill Burr fire truck siren

[@setinahugh9182]

Algebra for zebra HUMANS. He stashed palms in the attack, for show case bangers. Green eggs and Ham SAM I CAN BE FOR ORBITAL right legs. Hello meet the left Leg. ha ha ha

[@Justadudeman22]

He said fort Wayne. I check the upload date. It's 2015. I'm in 2018. Time travel . Where art thou?

[@zarreff]

That sci fi show "Sliders" had a guy nicknamed Remi, but it was because his first name was Rembrandt. But to have their name Remi as their name and it's not a nickname? Sounds dumb.

[@mr_blue8208]

“I love djizzas what do I know, f*cking farting there you go.” 👌🏻

[@davidalexander9240]

What the Hell Bill everytime I thought you were gonna stop screaming you kept going and I love it 😂

[@PoisonousPen]

This was really hard to work out to 😂😂😂

[@Martiizzer]

''Dont interrupt my friend, his dead thiiireeed'' hahahahahahahah

[@michaelappel9725]

That was Commando when Schwarzenegger bent over to tie his shoe and then elbowed the guy in the face

[@die.3695]

0:09 the purge has officially begun

[@Gaybraham.Lincoln]

For some reason I always picture bill being the devil and complaining about humans hahaha

[@SpasmFingers]

I think lake superior is the one that never gives up her dead

[@cloutedseph]

Bill goes ssj

[@AdamJWofford]

😂😂😂