Bill Burr & Nia - Thanksgiving Douche

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[@CrazySC833]

My left ear enjoyed this clip.

[@Wavemaninawe]

Trevor Chichester Hell... am i the only person on this planet who uses earphones according to their assigned ears? 😳

[@Wavemaninawe]

@@pavithra_ramachandra What do you know... Its a small world after all.

[@adamkerr5695]

Haha... Left ear blowout

[@A_Blu_J]

Lmao same

[@Dolly.956.]

Same

[@SoulOneTV]

LOL, Nia so mad at Bill. But this is why I love this podcast. At the end, she still congratulates him. Great stuff

[@Kickex]

SoulOneTV The podcast seems very therapeutic for them

[@wingman-1977]

Love hearing Cleo in the background. It really hurt Bill & Nia to have given her away. I hope she’s being well taken care of. EDIT: Boy, Nia sounded PO’ed at ol’ Freckeles.

[@6oodfella]

He should have said right off the bat, "No, your mum and my mum don't get along, it'll be awkward, and I don't need that on Thanksgiving". Fuck that beating around the bush shit. All that game-playing is what women do, men speak their mind, and that is what he should do.

[@CryWolfFilms]

+6oodfella lol, yes. men never play games. what a weird thing to say.

[@mikeharrison469]

+Zeus the Zeta Nah man, he's just smarter about picking his battles. Notice how by the end of this podcast his wife is way cooler with him? He's making content and cooling his wife down simultaneously.

[@MrHokeykokey]

+Zeus the Zeta lol, I think it's more a case of life imitating art: Remember that bit in one of his specials where he goes on about how women are like toy robots who just keep coming at you with their endless bullshit, and that being in a relationship with a woman is like being a cliff face getting slowly eroded away by the constantly battering waves of their nagging and tantrums and mind games? I think we are seeing that being played out in real time. He has that resigned, defeated tone in his voice nowadays, particularly whenever Nia chips in. He'll soon resemble that permanently shocked looking, worn out old married guy from his other routine. :D

[@MrHokeykokey]

+Zeus the Zeta - You know what? I think deep down he's regretting that he cashed in his chips a little too early. Over the past year he's gotten bigger and bigger, and is on the brink of majorly blowing up to Chris Rock levels of stardom (e.g. Madison Square Garden sell out shows), so he could soon be entering the major leagues of supermodel pussy (albeit golddiggers, but who cares if you're just screwing around) but that door's been slammed shut because he already settled for the "long term companionship" option by marrying Nia, plus if he did pull the emergency cord and get divorced you know she'd sting him for half his money (most of it made over the past couple of years), so I think this dilemma is killing him now! :D

[@OFM1209]

I wouldn’t even address my cousins wife. I address my cousin and tell him to check her. I didn’t invite her mom, that should tell her something. So, you don’t even ask! My wife knows these deals. I handle her and would have told her we’re not going ask to add people to someone else’s party.

[@miekaash6831]

My mom delegates a task to everyone in the house on thanksgiving. So I’m with Nia. That wouldn’t fly.

[@gennyzelis2303]

I'm really enjoying this rabbit 🐇 hole of bill burr on his own & Bill&Nina. So many to watch and so little time

[@ericortiz3474]

Nia is awesome woman.

[@SebDangerfield-yu7cm]

Bill's a psychologist. How to get your lady, who is mad at you, talking to you again. Get them to talk to somebody else - THROUGH you. Congratulate her on everything she says and Bob's your Uncle. Happy Families, again.

[@ScaryGhost1]

I hate being forced into social gatherings with random family members, it's awful

[@mastro4886]

It’s your family.

[@VanielDeeform]

How ungrateful does that sound. Some people don’t even have a family or social gatherings at the holidays. Hope you’ve built your social skills and appreciation a bit more since then.

[@michealstrom4425]

@@VanielDeeform the holidays all suck, how tf does me eating turkey with my family help an orphan? It doesn’t. Holidays are for children, if you’re excited about upcoming holidays and you’re over 12 you’re deranged.

[@antwan3505]

@@VanielDeeformthose are the lucky ones lol

[@lautarocuttica9581]

Bill sounds like he's in the dog house

[@r.edward5701]

I think he's on the shitter

[@johnmorales2360]

Don't tell them no, make them say no. Basically ask them to do something (better if it's specific to them, ex. can you bring that [expensive bottle of wine]?) that you know they won't want to do. Then you can make it their decision to say no, and they'll be less upset, because you didn't reject them, they rejected you.

[@cantocant2346]

Nia is good people.

[@zachluther5955]

There is always a family member no one wants to be around

[@joniahdemarco3371]

I'm that family member. Not because I'm an asshole or blatantly rude to people. Quite the opposite. I'm just a social retard and don't do well in those settings. I'm best off alone and away from groups.

[@Ironman374]

And there is always a family member who wants to be around no one. I... am that family member.

[@gastonpiston]

12:38 true love

[@Indygenous]

My left ear enjoyed this. 👍

[@Vic2point0]

Holy fuck, why is *Bill's* wife so damn rational when mad? Anyone else have a wife like that? This kind of pisses me off!

[@sarahlauren5643]

I'm going to use this as a guide/warm up video for every Thanksgiving from now on.

[@issavirgo4838]

Bill thought he was slick asking Nia for comment to soften her up. If shes focused on the podcast she aint focused on being mad at him lol

[@anthonyavila4027]

You hit the nail right on the head this year they can come but from now on your on your own.

[@jarradghent4746]

I would have told the cousin simply "I don't want to ruin this day, it's the one of two days of the year where there shouldn't be tension"

[@theleopard9178]

punctuation makes you sound like a douche

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

The Leopard :;#,-=×

[@aaallleeexx22]

the lovely nia is a great woman

[@1gwala]

Ima jus sit here in my sweater haha

[@SoulOneTV]

BRING CLEO ON TOUR!!! LOL

[@TheMasoud100]

"Cleo" Bills dog shaking itself at 1:26

[@hemanroczko1799]

Mimicking Santa's jingle bells, when the master talks about Christmas! :)

[@neilobrien1956]

Props to Justin Long funny as hell, ride that donkey donkey going to ride that donkey donkey going to ride that donkey donkey..... if you know you know. 🤣🤣

[@darrylgillard1400]

Good girl with that ad vice Nea

[@a.k.4o]

Just once. that's fucking awesome 😭

[@diegooliveirabenjamin]

Great as usual! As a mixing engineer I have to say you're putting too much low end on your vox buddy, dial the 200Hz down a little and it'll sound great!

[@jc.1191]

I think it's the phase shift from hpf

[@aaronbrannick1889]

Its twinkle toe dust from the 2nd lateral proton atom on Pluto that makes doo doo butter and then pee u times two

[@kikoredog]

why my left ear only?

[@Shabbar3]

Bill the sound got messed up, it's only coming through the left channel!

[@manishmishraji]

just talk to the cousin openly. and maybe he talks to the wife''s mom so she behaves , thinking of herself as the bigger person...

[@shrapnel77]

Thanksgiving - my #1 favorite holiday. Even in the past, I had a job where everyone had to work holidays and I was willing to work other holidays to get thanksgiving off. I think the cousin's wife is being a jerk - doesn't she know about the fight with the guys mom? She wants to bring her anyway?

[@torrik-8722]

My Right Ear is lonely ;-;

[@tarico4436]

4:00. "...They should just have an area to put people like that...". They do, Bill. They're called concentration camps.

[@dakotaboysnomadicadventures]

Oh jeesus

[@plannedsarcasm6930]

In that case none of them can come.

[@emilyarelyvictor1]

In this cases the problem is so simple to be fix, ask the cousin to bring hard to cook home stuff and her mom or whoever to do the same. I mean HARD TO COOK... Themselves are going to be calling off the dinner. Hahaha easy fix people.

[@adams1458]

recored in a hallway?

[@gustavoperea7302]

awww the dog :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[@jameslaverty9779]

Cpvid would have been the best excuse if it was this year lol

[@nitro935]

audio settings man

[@ericsigginssr]

Ask her to bring something that cost like 100 bucks like dom perignon

[@frankcano406]

u can tell Bill was in trouble...

[@0scJohnson0]

I never help clean up or cook. Sometimes people decline help in cleanup bc they DONT like you & therefore there’s no point in offering to help because then you deny them the joy of bitching about you behind your back.

[@MikkiThaiGuy13]

My family is who treats me like family. Blood relation or not.

[@SoundBoss5150]

My past few thanksgivings have been exclusively nuclear, thank fucking christ. My relatives on my moms side are steaming heaps of shit -.-

[@ronevans3362]

Looking for the clip where bill is sick and nia brings him a shot glass of water

[@vladimirtorres1553]

ron evans bill & Nia women inventors

[@maxwellcatlett3653]

ron evans that was really good

[@dorpth]

Have her hat removed when she comes in the door.

[@aBT31]

Who the hell is the one man thrill ride? 😂😂😂

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Brendan Conroy Your mom.

[@namenome3680]

its sad hearing Kleo ;/

[@ThiccEagle]

Wednesday hook up? Never heard of this... sounds awesome tho

[@miekaash6831]

Go to any bar in your hometown on Wednesday and you’ll see everyone you went to high school with.

[@ms-gc3ch]

Echo........

[@caseyjones3076]

Be honest, sometimes it sucks.

[@aBT31]

Who is the one man thrill ride? 😂

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Brendan Conroy Your grandma.

[@susanb6289]

I think you're stuck with cousin's mom. Cousin and his wife will be hurt if they are left out next year. My mom and most of the family doesn't like my cousin's SO but they suck it up every year. Doesn't it clog the kitchen if EVERYONE is doing the dishes. What does it matter if she's a princess if everyone else is doing the dishes. Obviously the cousin's wife's mom doesn't hate the mom since she's coming.

[@Themayseffect]

i dont understand people being mad about stragglers. Maybe i'm the asshole that nobody wants over :0...lol I cant imagine what she did that was so horrible. Just buy her a special bottle of "jack D's" and leave her on the couch.

[@TheQC92]

Yea but if you invite someone and they don’t volunteer don’t be surprised. You offer and host so. Unless they’re an ass

[@trungtien1363]

Are

[@Vic2point0]

Aside from essentially telling young people to have sex with other young people they don't actually plan to *be* with, I agree.

[@brianwhin-yates5994]

Did they advertise a movie about 10 year old peeping toms?

[@sandro12370]

its sad how everyone has forgotten that thanksgiving is about making amends and not only for eating and shitting, thats most likely why there was an initiative to bring the girls mother, or that is a hell of a coincidence

[@michealstrom4425]

😂 “yeah you hate this person but we eat turkey today so you have to forgive her” holiday people are mental😂

[@Anon893]

first

[@beezytea4250]

👍

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Dont call,your unemployed wife into the room, ALL the time. She's not famous.

[@darrylgillard1400]

Good girl with that ad vice Nea