Bill Burr & Nia - Email: Artificial Intelligence

[@ibuprofen303]

"So how is there a guy in Nigeria?" - LMFAO.

[@WestCoastPA]

nia is funnier than these comments give her credit for hahaha

[@Nasmr1]

"I USUALLY DON'T LIKE WOMEN OF COLOUR BUT THIS ONE MAKES SENSE" Hahahahahahahahah ballsy move there bill

[@gamingsfinest1]

When did he say that?

[@Savin97]

@@gamingsfinest1 9:20

[@GENERICCEREAL67]

"This is gonna be a long one..." Hahahahah

[@trevorrr4]

"(sigh) This is gonna be a long one" God I need to get myself a Nia

[@CrazedTeenz]

Master the ShoutOut back up front with you there man

[@ThereIsAlwaysaWay2]

Well if you worth 5 millions, you will probably get one ;P Kidding not kidding.

[@tentardigrades968]

Nia makes the podcast so much better haha I love their banter

[@shtzweak]

“Yeah..... this is going to be a long one” hahahahahaha omg I love you guys, real relationship goals

[@flowykjay4656]

"You've never said that about me.." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@heavy_peace8872]

That little laugh Nia gives after "also known as Bill Burr"... something about that's just cold blooded lol

[@devingater]

I don't care if the strawberries are organic or not, that's not my cause right now. Goddammit Nia is funny!

[@randylogan4339]

I just I like strawberries 🤣

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

Nia: This is going to be a long one...... Me:😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danj1939]

1:25 seems like Billy has sent money to help a Nigerian Prince based on that comment.

[@robertpirsig5011]

Nia is class

[@HunterSentinel]

“You’ve never said that about me” made me giggle hard.

[@Drenwickification]

I don’t get why I often see so many Nia haters in the comments. I think she’s hilarious and has a great sense of humour Yeah she might be a bit dumb sometimes but so is bill lol. How often does he check the definitions of words because he has no clue what they mean haha?

[@tynekavka9264]

Because there are a lot of viewers of Bill's that hate women. His type of comedy attracts that kind of crowd, he's done many bits where he shits or makes fun of women, but that's just it, it's a bit, a joke. He's stated that he used to have issues with women and eventually improved his attitude, but the crowd remained.

[@vonhoff208]

@@tynekavka9264 Spot on. Some people take the comedy and shit talk as fact, "HAH yeah hes so right". On the edge comedy attracts a lot of idiots. You see them in the bits involving women and vaccines.

[@Mr47CRO]

People don't like her cause often she defends women even though they are acting horribly, she acts condescending when she doesn't agree with someone. Women haters are an extremely small group of people here, like everywhere there is always some bad apples. Also he is not dumb for googleing stuff, that is called being curious and humble.

[@Drenwickification]

@@Mr47CRO Is he dumb for still googling what country Kyiv is in despite Ukraine being all over the news for weeks? or is that humble lol?

[@Mr47CRO]

@@Drenwickification he doesn't know something and he learned. How is that dumb?

[@crazytosh1]

"Fuck that backdoor"

[@JustAnotherJD]

HAHAHAHA

[@Zoologic21]

Bill might come off sounding hysterical here, but, 5 years after uttering those supposedly crazy words, he's actually called the sex robots on the nose.

[@llYossarian]

The ideas sex robot slaves/AI taking over/etc... go back nearly a century in popular science/science fiction and actual forms of those technologies have existed for _decades/generations_ already. -- Predicting that "...in the future they will work to produce ever more functional/useful _sex-doll/robot-slaves"_ is like "calling" that "...in the future they will work to produce ever more functional/useful _forms of powered locomotion..."_

[@OneEyedJackNLD]

6:44 😂😂😂 This man is a treasure. Going from an AI question to BJ’s in limo’s by the elite 😂🤣

[@memcore1312]

“Founder” 😂😂😂

[@Vic2point0]

Did Nia seriously just get away with saying "Fuck that back door" on the internet?

[@faire7410]

Vic 2.0 i don't get it what does she mean?

[@Vic2point0]

loujghi almadhi I don't remember what she was talking about. But I was making a dirty joke here.

[@yasirkadhim2940]

@@Vic2point0 Hello from the future

[@fenix4553]

"Can you come near the mic? SHHHHHH!" Fuckin Bill lol.

[@mdevidograndpacificlumbera1539]

BILL BURR IS THE FUXKING GREATEST!!!

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Martin DeVido Word.

[@chrlimill]

she needs to be on the podcast more often hahahaha

[@Frosmad]

fucking lost it at morris chestnut xddd

[@Wavemaninawe]

I never actually realized how extremely feline that guy's name is. It DOES sound like he should be wearing a bell and be living with some crazy cat lady.

[@Eassa189]

Nia "Hey, wait I've got this whole back door thing, and fuck that fuck that back door"

[@joeldomenichini5038]

Just saying Skynet would have skipped that whole intro explanation.

[@alhlapov1734]

Ex Machina anyone? What a good movie

[@geordangundelfinger8922]

Joe "have you seen Ex Machina" Rogan approves.

[@ol2510]

I think "Elysium" is closer to what Billy is talking about

[@xopha]

Too much red.

[@MilkT0ast]

Blade runner > Ex Machina Ex machina > blade runner 2049

[@ScruffMcDuff45]

no thats a dumb movie

[@jtgmartins]

I fckin luv Nia!

[@starcrafter13terran]

This is what you do when a teenager with no costume shows up: *opens door* *blank stare* "What the fuck do you want?" "It's Halloween." "No shit, get a costume or fuck off." PROBLEM SOLVED If the kid causes trouble or comes back to cause trouble, pin him down and stick his head in a pumpkin.

[@BNG1Fdarest]

holy shit...too fucking funny...Nia funny too..Bill is rubbing off on her

[@Fyrecide]

3:49 I want that isolated and used as a notification sound for my FWB 😂

[@MrMaximum91]

nia nia!

[@JohnnyCrueSixx]

“...and I will snip that fucker and I will dump water on you...” Lmao.

[@davearreola6758]

"O I see what you mean "o jeeeesus billy

[@GundamShinobi00]

Bill: “Robots don’t have legs.” 7 years later, we have robots with full bodies and are capable of displaying human emotions.

[@thedavecorp]

LOL

[@kraigburningham4288]

Of every clip I've listened to a Bill Burr and Nia this was the one that I laughed out loud for the longest. Of time maybe 10 seconds. I knew from the jump when Bill read reconstructive oh, I said to myself oh he's going to have to break this whole thing down and I don't think I've ever laughed as much. But I also don't keep score. What a perfect relationship they have. It's a little like, and for you younger kids you aren't going to get the reference, George and Gracie Allen, say goodnight Gracie, goodnight Gracie.

[@kraigburningham4288]

Recursive not reconstructive.

[@bigh7972]

Organic only strawberries Nia. Strawberries are top of the list of highest pesticide use on fruits and vegetables.

[@cam70980]

"Also known as Bill Burr" BUUURRRNNN

[@hahaguy608]

sounds like the plot of the movie IROBOT starring will smith

[@bigh7972]

That opening shot by Nia hit Bill right in the strawberries…

[@vaxan5126]

Elon didn't found PayPal, Tesla or spacex. That sums up the listeners knowledge 😂

[@palsbro89]

Nick Bostrom's "Superintelligence" is an excellent book on AI.

[@florianwicher]

Read it. I still don't know what to think. It's either genius or total BS. But it was entertaining for sure.

[@Jean0987654321]

Nobody: KZbin commments: How come everybody hates Nia? 🙃🙃🤡🤪

[@mu99ins]

I have a neighbor, who works for PG&E in California. He's in charge of a few substations. He told me he's buying a generator. PG&E, in order to be more efficient, replaced the electrician's computers with the dummie push button computers much like the cash registers at fast food restaurants. The computer does all the thinking. Saves time. He's had to ask his electricians if they know anything at all about electricity.

[@kane4013]

I keep a bucket of water suspended above my computer just incase it tries some shit

[@badgejohnson5596]

AI=autonomous drone swarms with facial recognition.

[@paultenorio3240]

Ee-lawn Musk 😂

[@Anonymous29785]

Ol Billy Marx

[@AllTimeAesthetic]

9:25 lmfao

[@NoctemAeternusMusic]

“Fuck that back door” -Nia

[@salinium]

Elon has mid level intelligence and great showmanship, he's no genius

[@MilkT0ast]

I see, can you do better?

[@shamrock141]

I'd say it's the opposite. He has great intelligence and mid level showmanship

[@AtillatheFun]

@@shamrock141 How is he intelligent?

[@yasirkadhim2940]

@@AtillatheFun Elon has an iq of 155, and you can even tell he is a genius when he talks. He stutters a lot, because his thinking process is faster than his speech.

[@AtillatheFun]

@@yasirkadhim2940 I can't tell if you're being serious. Please tell me you are being sarcastic.

[@ughugh3556]

Nia,,, "Fuck that back door"

[@peterfile1227]

deep a.I. is here, there is an old story scientists tell about asking the first deep learning a.I. if there is a god, the computer answers there is now, and blows out all plugs in the room so it can't be turned off.

[@mudnugget7801]

Don't pour water down it bill

[@matthewgriffin7857]

dudes, Terminator

[@hackerism1]

lol... that fanboy in the email. Holy shit.

[@jason3849]

They made a few movies about this topic. The fucking terminator lol

[@amesailor]

Without poor, there isn't rich. Rich people need mass people to buy their shit. It's all relative.

[@k01dsv]

The people who think we're even close to anything called true AI are delusional :o

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

k01dsv Now eventually happens.

[@peteranon8455]

I love how classist Nia is, while not excusing the classism of people in a higher class than herself.

[@sevens3]

@8:30 LOL--it's like, have you NOT heard of Halloween ever? You know you don't HAVE to put out candy right? Participation is OPTIONAL--you CAN just go out to a party like many people, or whatever... SHIT, half the time NO ONE comes by looking for candy wherever I'm living--and it's not like I'm living in an exceptionally poor or wealth part of town, or hard to get to or anything, so I have literally no idea how this can be such a pain for the guy.

[@LoneStarVII]

Did Sam Harris send this question in? Lmao

[@ClaversOdhiambo]

Oh buddy I got something for you (Sam and Bill) kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5rPlHejpdSdirM

[@Sweetwildflower]

We already use AI. It picks videos, commercials already. Most use it daily without being aware.

[@ol2510]

What you're talking about is an algorithm. That's not the same thing as AI.

[@Orio1212]

I think it's so crazy that that's the same exact reason I didn't watch Her lmao

[@logankobs-toussaint2012]

Bill burr watch west world on HBO is exactly what your talking about.

[@jackwilson4324]

Wait for the technological singularity

[@Paahau]

Nia is a female Bill, she's great.

[@verticalhorizon4633]

+Paahau How do you know? Maybe she's trans.

[@chuckHart70]

Until VR can work even 25% of the time I will get nervous.

[@chuckHart70]

Also your brain processes things at a rate they cant even measure. Its going to be fine.

[@adcantu11]

Dill bill

[@kevinw6814]

He's so close. So close, yet so far. Who are "they", Bill? Who are the super-rich people?

[@MyMeatShield5252]

First word of the letter and you already fucked up Billy Boy. That's why I love ya

[@KappuccinoDLXE]

AI isn't even that advanced now to do simple tasks without fucking up for at least 50 more years, people need to calm down.

[@ericsigginssr]

Organic omg just eat

[@rickyjames993]

Bill Burr and Nia are rich people by the way.

[@richibonilla8927]

Bill is, Nia just fucks him and lives an easy life

[@tomk.8146]

Bill can you use 3:48 to 3:50 in every episode, where your wife say I've got that whole back door thing and fuck that back door!

[@tayroc5596]

What's up with the candy

[@Rawsilver]

Has Bill seen Elysium? They build robots and all we're good for is building more robots for them. Except the rich people take it one step further by living in space and leaving all us poor people behind.

[@anthonyhubert8922]

Nia privides a sweer balance to the show. By chance does she do her own podcasr?

[@MashCruMusic]

Ultron is that you?

[@l.thomas1762]

Isn't this what The Terminator was based on?

[@djmdb]

Sounds like the plot of Westworld...

[@dpcsoup04]

Did you ever see her? There was too much red.

[@crazymusicman13]

there was too much red

[@RedJRyan]

A.I. can come in many forms. Being able to mimic Human behaviour is but one, and we're still a long way from reaching that. There's plenty of other forms that are completely harmless. Take for example the self programming lawnmower, the self-adjusting thermostat, facial and fingerprint recognitions. These machines and programmes won't magically evolve to a level where they can become the next president.They simply don't have the computational potential, the same way a bird won't become the next chess mastermind. And backdoors are easy to build in, if it's still an electronic device. A simple on-off switch is all you need. Making a computer smart doesn't make it immune to its powerswitch.

[@dannythefoodguru5302]

Bitcoin is how you kick the banks in the nuts Bill. Look at information from Andreas Antonopoulos. Should have him on the show. Rogan has multiple times.

[@rtc3564]

Yeah, Elon’s real smart.

[@Bound4Earth]

She complains about teens/adults in LA acting like teens/adults in LA. You live in the wrong place to be wishing people to act differently. Move

[@mattcarter9836]

TERMINATOR MOVIES, HOW THE HELL DID THEY NOT REFERENCE THE TERMINATOR. this was hard to watch

[@nikkid8519]

Nia maybe they can’t afford costumes

[@privateprivate2268]

👍

[@badazzmaro]

about the whole emotions thing, in I, Robot, wasn't the only AI bot with emotions the more moral one? hero infact? not being pretentious Im just trying to recount the movie as this topic reminded me of that plot point.

[@robrobert9541]

2001 Space Odyssey.

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Rob Robert skynet.... Terminator 2

[@andrewparsons295]

How disrespectful to your husband, in front of thousands of his listeners, to go on about some hunky movie star. No class whatsoever.

[@NoLeadsEnt]

transhumanism... they want to transfer consciousness into their machines. this is their excuse to blame another... as usual.. (red shield)

[@ARCoventry]

Smh they do not understand ai lol

[@alander1483]

lol bill (and nia), you dope. completely missed the point.

[@zeroa69]

i highly doubt that an ai would go all terminator on us. its a waste of resources. i can totally see it thinning the heard via nano bots or some shit but that would be out of necessity not out of fuck humans type shit.

[@NoLeadsEnt]

woman..

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

I'm pro Nia. And I'm racist and sexist.