Bill Burr’s Issues With The Airline Boarding Process | CONAN on TBS

[@mariocosta1451]

Usually comedians feed off of laughs. This guy feeds off of groans and silence. Legend.

[@mrsir1489]

Mario Costa well, he doesn’t feed off of it but he’ll go further for those laughs to get the to see the point or the joke. There has been many time where the room would be silent and he will ask “why is everybody so quiet?” I think he always asks that because most of the time that question alone gets some decent amount of laughing but he does get pretty nervous at time when no one laughs but i think he’s definitely way more confident about it now than he was in the past

[@Kasparovvvvv]

That is a great comment. Agree.

[@viggo8213]

Have you seennhim in Philly

[@mariocosta1451]

Is Egg haha Ya that was crazy!

[@leandre8896]

@@mariocosta1451 What happened in Philly?

[@d4rk0v3]

"It's not that she says that I'm a jerk. It's just the nerve to be surprised." ~ Bill Burr. That just killed me.

[@MrPsycho06]

Tyrandus that was just pure gold

[@bigeric1030]

I’ve quoted those very sentences to my wife three or four times in the last month.

[@Has_1990]

What does it mean?

[@tyrvs]

myself ndi some women know the type of person their dating or marrying but don’t admit it or lie to themselves

[@Has_1990]

@@tyrvs That makes sense. Thank you

[@YouAlreadyKnowBabi]

“Now that fat guy is considered disabled because he can’t stop eating cookies” Lmfaooo

[@lestermagoo]

Well, if they're thin mints or samoas, I would have to agree. I can't control myself when my lady brings those home. Damn those Girl Scouts! Enablers! #mewantcookietoo

[@SgtEaglefort]

Your lady is an enabler and trying to kill you.

[@SgtEaglefort]

sometimes my fingers are faster than my brain :c

[@matthewfon3649]

Poor Andy having to sit through that

[@chestbuster1987]

That would make Huell unhappy

[@bschro7146]

I saw him in Sacramento in an outdoor venue, packed audience, in the middle of a joke a speeding motorcycle went by and it was so loud he had to stop and just goes “Wow that’s the first time I’ve ever been heckled by a Susuzki” and that immediate joke killed. He’s so great.

[@tonyhess9552]

Thunder Valley, 2018! That was my favorite joke of the night. Well, that and I've worked my whole career to play this parking lot :)

[@DanielSilva-gf4kk]

😂😂😂

[@Darling137]

@@tonyhess9552 Likewise, I'm pretty sure I was at the TD Garden gig and he was f'ing great.

[@cainpoe]

@@mortymortal7 Darude sandstorm

[@leperfectionist9274]

@@mortymortal7 Susuzki is a brand of motorcycle

[@sahilbasera834]

Shoutout to the one guy actually enjoying himself and laughing hard.

[@inshrektorgadget1546]

Sooo Conan?

[@quick2bud]

Listen with headphones, you cant not hear that hyenas laughter in the background.

[@joelb2965]

Conan.

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

I think he just wanted to be able to hear himself when he watched it on tv/online.

[@turritopsisrockola]

I love you murray

[@strickca991]

Bill Burr is the uncle everyone needs.

[@lisaellis9749]

Yep!

[@yourMom-ic4wr]

No Jack Black is😂

[@DESTA.]

Uncle Bill and uncle Joey. Name a better duo.

[@hYBRYDcOBRA]

@@yourMom-ic4wr Why not both?

[@vhandarsh51]

@@DESTA. Joey who ??

[@vihockeyguy1]

“He was so fat, I was next to him AND behind him” Such a vivid image and we’ve all been there

[@adamseward3567]

Anyone else picture Fat Bastard from Austin Powers during this?

[@Slashco]

I was on a plane once, and the seat next to me was empty. Then just before they close the doors, the biggest fattest guy gets on and takes that seat. That was not a fun flight.

[@Nefilum]

We don't all live in the States

[@Huntermyth]

worst part is, if you complain like a tinsy tiny bit, they will bombard you with a gazillion excuses for being that fat. smh.

[@vihockeyguy1]

@@Huntermyth as if it’s simply not humanly possible to control your weight. Which is why you see just as man morbidly obese people in North Korea and poor African countries as you do in the US

[@erenjaeger3537]

Bill just effortlessly did a 7 and a half minute set.

[@ramsesf.7956]

That's the way he does stand up, he doesn't write his jokes, pure improvisation.

[@BrawndoQC]

@@ramsesf.7956 Dude he does rehearse and try bits. Conan loves Bill so much that he must be calling him to come and practice bits with his audience for a free show.

[@Dezzyyx]

​@@ramsesf.7956 I've binged all his specials and now YT clips, and I don't know if he did them here first or in the specials but it's a lot of the same material and some jokes are word for word

[@Fireholder1]

That's literally what all his appearances on these kinds of shows is. It's practice for his specials.

[@bouncecouncil]

@@Dezzyyx that’s what most great comedians do. It’s how they sell their acts. The material hits the talk show circuit, then the stage, then of course the hour long special

[@TheJayLenoFly]

"the nerve to be surprised" that got me

[@Tostorito]

Aayyye The Jayleno fly's a Bill Burr fan too!

[@cccant26]

I love your channel

[@nothajzl]

You’re the best, Jayleno Fly :)))

[@jeyfreeman7045]

No joke love your channel so much man, you’re keeping the memory of Craig Ferguson alive man

[@lumen8341]

"the nerve to be surprised" is actually a Bill Cosby quote from the 80s so uh yeah

[@CynicalScientist261]

Americans should be proud to have Bill, he’s a legend.

[@TheMinneapolisMan]

We are

[@jeanlubin9878]

Trust me. We are and I one learned a lot from him. The man is brutally honest.

[@YOUR_neighbor25]

Thomas Gannon we are you son of a bitch

[@Alex_1729]

@@YOUR_neighbor25 tf is your problem?

[@sajpaj67]

@@YOUR_neighbor25 Jesus lol calm down there

[@randomrandomnesss2188]

This is just Bill Burr’s therapy session and we get to watch.

[@lolgamez9171]

I would love to be Burr's therapist.

[@eddiefying9464]

I was trying to understand why this was so funny - this is the perfect explanation

[@MrNobbless]

That's pretty much what his last special was. Seriosuly, if you like these jokes go watch Paper Tiger.

[@KB-nz6bv]

Lmaoo

[@scratchthesurface3138]

I absolutely love how Bill puts everyone in their place. Audience, celebs, hosts, etc and he always does in the right way. Bill is one of very few comedians who thrives off of negativity and a silent room is still as funny.

[@ZoOnTheYT]

If Bill Burr and Ricky Gervais did a double header, no one would survive.

[@JohnBoyJoy]

@@ZoOnTheYT who the f is Ricky gervais

[@ZoOnTheYT]

@@JohnBoyJoy British comedian. Great stand up, but check his hosting the Golden Globes; absolute savage.

[@GG-jiggles]

@@JohnBoyJoy he did the savage Jeff Epstein joke at the Golden Globes 💀

[@charliebarker996]

How have you not heard of rocky Gervais?!?!?!

[@Phoenix-Vaughn]

"I was literally next to him AND behind him" 🤣🤣🤣

[@noluthando6757]

I’m still trying to visualize this

[@coolcat6303]

“You’re like Quint, in Jaws, sliding down the boat” 🦈🎣🛥

[@DekkarJr]

Don't forget how heroic and disabled he was :D

[@ahmedabdelsamad9816]

I died

[@LuckyNumber48]

That got me good

[@terrickphillips6688]

"HAVE YOU SEEN ACTION?!" lmmfao

[@rollsroyce7385]

Terrick Phillips ikr..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@radioactive6083]

@@rollsroyce7385 I didn't get it??

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

Talking about those in the military boarding.

[@toni19292]

CMG there are guys that don’t deploy that are still crucial to base ops. They all deserve respect. They all make sacrifices to contribute to the successful operation of that base.

[@DuanvantSlot]

@@toni19292 no. That's like saying the garbage guy deserves nation-wide respect because he's saving us from dying from decomposing food. It's a job, get over it.

[@messierselbow103]

“It’s not that she says I’m a jerk, it’s just..the nerve to be surprised.”

[@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471]

Man I didn't get that one

[@messierselbow103]

DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. Yea I can’t help you if you don’t get it.

[@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471]

So you didn't understand either..

[@messierselbow103]

DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. Sure.

[@messierselbow103]

DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. C’mon man. He meant that it takes a special kind of stupid to still get surprised when he’s a jerk, considering it’s his M.O.

[@pauldavies5611]

The tuna fish sandwich thing really floored Conan.

[@jlsandoval90]

It floored me too 😂

[@abc456f]

Had me in tears. And I love how Conan genuinely finds him hysterical.

[@Commander_Cat]

It was so abstract

[@TheTehrancarroll]

i was gonna say.......he usually cackles....throw his head back...claps the hands... very demonstrative...but this was a deep...paralyzing laugh....so deep it hurt your stomach...and you can barely make a sound laugh.....Burr was on fire...Conan gets like that for Norm Macdonald sometimes....

[@tarlokmann3981]

"Do they ever take responsibility for their actions?" Priceless!

[@jeanlubin9878]

Never lol

[@sidmahadevan]

I saw one reply and I was sure its from ur wife 😂

[@cuihaoify]

What I found more hilarious is the fact there is 1.6K likes for this comment 😂

[@jonathandong7067]

the way Bill leans into Conan (while Conan is choking with laughter) as he says it

[@chrisofstars]

​@@jonathandong7067 the way Conan shakes his head as he's dying because he knows he's right 😂

[@taylorgang2237]

When he yells at the audience for groaning I died. Best comedian on the Planet right now.

[@19RaxR91]

I would say ONE of the best comedians on the planet right now.

[@greglaprade7507]

I totally agree. Some PC cuckolds booed when he called the fat guy lazy instead of disabled. They deserved getting yelled at. He handled it hilariously, which makes Burr great and very unique these days.

[@taylorgang2237]

CisforCock I can’t name a better one right now. And I notice you haven’t either

[@19RaxR91]

Doug Stanhope.

[@Rob-rs5rn]

You're right. He never gets old.

[@mmali5130]

That one guy laughing in the background, lmao

[@DIFFIEH]

stupid fcukin laugh

[@jwdathefax377]

He just didn't wait on the rest of the audience approval..... true Bill Burr fan if you ask me.

[@DIFFIEH]

@@jwdathefax377 so he's a true bill burr fan because he laugh at his jokes....ffs, does the internet breed idiots?

[@jwdathefax377]

@@DIFFIEH Apparently the internet does INDEED breed idiots if you don't know what I meant. And you clearly don't, being that what I said and what you said are totally different things.Step your comprehension skills up..... idiot.

[@nhjt6507]

That's how people should be

[@howboutta]

"Its Tony Tuesday!" LMAO

[@SuperbikeDiscovery]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@ArielGonzalez1]

that line is really good hahahahhahahahah

[@charlescannon4986]

"one thing I noticed is we're always working on me" A sentence any married man would heartily concur is their existence as well.

[@boejangles7571]

Right on!!

[@hybridce99]

I'm married. I don't concur. We're actually working on her. I think Bill Burr's broad generalizations of men and women really only apply to American men and women.

[@spam7797]

Married 15 years, disagree. My wife and I mostly just hang out, eat pizza, play video games and have fun. Who the hell did you guys marry?

[@hybridce99]

@@spam7797 It's like these guys all think women are the enemy or something. They can be different in some ways, sure, but it ain't like men are all perfect either. It's a challenge to live with another person and not get annoyed by them, regardless of gender.

[@hybridce99]

@OhJaney In general, shouldn't couples both work to improve their relationship? In my particular situation, my wife is seeing a therapist due to some pretty awful childhood trauma that was never healed. I decided to see one as well, just so I can learn how to understand her (and myself) better. Like I said, I disagree with Bill Burr's steteotyping.

[@michaeledwards7967]

This is a perfect example of the power and importance of comedians in society. They are the modern court jesters calling out truth to power.

[@agentsmith4763]

Michael Edwards And so they should be! Without fear of being politically correct

[@alexbittonagy4808]

Damn straight mate!! Guy from Down Under, agreeing wholeheartedly with that assessment lol

[@timprescott4634]

He does it in SUCH an intelligent way. Even the “fat shaming” part didn’t seem overtly offensive...

[@aaronbarlow4376]

@Jazzkeyboardist1 Yoko Ono deserves to be mocked though.

[@austrolouis124]

Jazzkeyboardist1 imagine crying over comedy and trying to shut someone down over a joke and try and compare them to a cause with no actual due course that actually needs it

[@Badosureinhardt]

It's refreshing to see genuine laughs from Conan, as opposed to Jimmy Fallon

[@ChrisQuidvis24]

Jimmy fake laugh fallon has its reason

[@marshallposey2063]

Fallon is a fake punk

[@yourMom-ic4wr]

Their all a bunch of Hollywood bitches...both Fallon’s... Elen... all of them

[@TheJaySilva]

Amadeus Folego so true! Fallon laughs on cue, it’s sad

[@joshz2778]

Brad Cooper hold my hair

[@boyanbo6418]

He is funny and dead serious at the same time. What a priceless talent! Top 5 comedians of all time and he is not even trying hard.

[@emanuelmota7217]

I'd rank Bill Burr as top five current comedians and top ten of all time.

[@Yokozumas]

This isnt Basketball.

[@mobus1603]

@@Yokozumas You don't think that comedians are ranked all the time? 😆

[@Nuhjeea]

Conan, one of the only talk show hosts that lets Burr do his thing.

[@KletoReese]

Comedians know each other, so they give each other space to speak their mind 😀

[@VegetoStevieD]

Bill Burr is the litmus test for talk show hosts.

[@muggedinmadrid]

he has a very similar relationship with norm macdonald

[@VegetoStevieD]

muggedinmadrid On a mostly unrelated note, I don't think I've ever seen Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald in the same room.

[@casualxxgamerxx9662]

Bill has spoken very nicely about Conan on his podcasts. About how he'll let you go and let's you talk but is also there to move it along and bail you out if you get lost.

[@hiderrsupbrah23]

The "WHO THE F*CK IS THAT GUY?" gets me every time

[@memcrew1]

@Brandon BP or an airline employee non revving.

[@MsKatkitty]

Have you even seen action!

[@mikepetitti]

Damn funny....and true

[@nahshonroche5060]

Conor McGregor moment

[@MarsLonsen]

It was Tony

[@davidfirth]

Bill Burr is the funniest guy in the world.

[@mrSam3ooo]

After the guy who made Salad Fingers, whoever that is

[@normalstories8540]

One of them, I definitely agree

[@cosmic_giant1523]

David Firth pretty much

[@stevenDOTdanger]

No. He isn't.

[@PFNasz]

Up there with Joe Diaz

[@syedmuhammadhamza348]

"it's not that she says I'm a jerk....it's just the nerve to be surprised!!" -Bill Burr

[@brandonlang6405]

Easily the best joke of this interview... Burr just has it. Absolutely brilliant!

[@40thCenturyTrolls]

Time to watch these 7 times in a row

[@mikecwir]

haha, I saw your comment after my third :D

[@hazimxaieryl]

...and also all the other bill's clip on conan since the beginning of time

[@Hutchings02]

those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.

[@billfujsteen7064]

Hahahahaha i made it 778

[@vperkv6554]

Bro, over 1.2 thousand likes in 1 day. Feel proud my man, feel proud

[@TokyoTraveller]

Bill is killing it. From the moment he sat down, until the end, everybody was laughing.

[@TheVCRTimeMachine]

Well, everyone except 90% of the audience, because they are afraid they might be sitting next to a liberal.

[@TokyoTraveller]

2K16 What's wrong with liberals? You mother's a liberal.

[@directorbeau]

@@TokyoTraveller what's wrong is they are destroying the U.S with their PC culture

[@TokyoTraveller]

directorbeau Many "conservatives" are too stupid to realize that it's not a "we" vs. "them" argument. We are Americans. ALL OF US. Republicans think that only those that think like them are qualified to be real Americans.

[@Minskara]

@@TokyoTraveller Mine is and I can't say anything political around her

[@Annibals]

I love how conan genuinely loses it when Bill Burr's around

[@queensheeba7750]

Conan can’t help it. Bill is God. He makes everyone laugh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adamthomas8205]

Funny knows funny

[@larryjohnson3087]

Conan just let's Bill go and Bill is always in perfect form. Now if we can only fix Conan's audience members....

[@JMarsh-hm5og]

Norm Macdonald too.

[@Thawhid]

Can't blame him n

[@manggkee3161]

"Even if they're murdering people, its somehow our fault" LOL

[@mrchoon2010]

Right! It's your fault! You and your patriarchy drove women to do these things!

[@anmolsekhon3545]

@@mrchoon2010 you are proving his point😂😂😂

[@mrchoon2010]

@@anmolsekhon3545 And you're proving mine

[@anmolsekhon3545]

@@mrchoon2010 there is no point in your comment.

[@mrchoon2010]

@@anmolsekhon3545 So what's the point in yours?

[@rockaholictom]

There is one dude in the audience having a fantastic time listening to Bill :D

[@tonyhaskellful]

That's me at home like him hahaha

[@theamazing8435]

And conan

[@susie7336]

That guys laugh makes me feel like I’m in good company.

[@Aaron-wq7lt]

Maybe a laugh track Idk Same laugh I've heard on other videos

[@Anders-y5z]

tony haskell stfu

[@JJ-19874]

I feel like bill burr is the only one who sees the world clearly 😂

Also Ricky Gervais. Jim Jeffries is close, but little too foul. Oh, and don't forget Jimmy Carr.

[@notavailable9919]

@ Jeffries sold out, he now works for his corporate overlords.

[@atillacnar5785]

Louis CK

[@The_pensive_Truth_seeker]

Jeffisfamous 87 George Carlin when he was alive. Also Bill Burr looks like he studied George Carlin A bit

[@sever6110]

Just one of the one's still brave enough to say it.In this continually offended SJW woke generation.

[@JCTravelhat]

God bless Bill Burr for bringing genuine joy into Conan's life.

[@MikeyStrutter]

In everybody's lives. He's up there with Jesus, Gandhi and Steve Jobs.

[@malfaroangel3896]

They are the same type of comedian. Conan has to restrain himself because of his job. Bill Burr is his inner thoughts

[@Hutchings02]

not sure bill would feel about being compared to Jobs as you think he would.

[@rickg8015]

Sideadde I think he’d find it hilarious. If you knew Bill’s history using Jobs as material - along with Gandhi, Einsten, etc. Lol.

[@Hutchings02]

i do know his history, that was my point. i just didnt get the joke last night, the "me" changing to "jobs" went over my head. never mind.

[@moviefan8533]

Watching Conan fall apart laughing at 5:19 is the best thing I've seen all week.

[@soconoha]

I like how Bill seemingly goes over and brings him back, like I'm not finished with you yet.

[@matthewbednarik]

That one guy in the crowd that lost it to everything Bill said just made it so much better

[@themax2848]

Matthew Bednarik I’m so happy I wasn’t the only one that loved that

[@ashtray4754]

prolly paid to so everyone else laughs

[@nelsondumayaca5568]

@@ashtray4754 they have paid audiences on conan??

[@navyforeveryoungjean-phili5940]

Matthew Bednarik omg i here it 😂

[@RogerBarraud]

@@nelsondumayaca5568 In your dreams...

[@JesusPerez-ts8ty]

The “have you seen action” always gets me

[@jtmnavy]

yessss more bill and conan , no more watching re-runs till next week

[@crustybandaid183]

haha wow! I do the same thing.

[@christianfabrizio525]

Again, fancy seeing you here shipmate.

[@SynchronicitySequence]

Could you imagine if they had a show on adult swim with Triumph and Jack

[@tanveerhasan2382]

Not anymore :(

[@QuitYourCryin]

I love when the audience groans and he doesn't apologize, he just states more facts.

[@tiradoentertainmentllc.2517]

You become hard as a diamond going thru all the sh** comedians do to "make it" but living with a comedian is another story

[@mobus1603]

"States more facts"? Tell us you're a conservative without telling us you're conservative. The better way to describe it is that Burr digs his heels in when criticized, just like he did in his epic Philadelphia rant.

[@tylerrogers3530]

@@mobus1603 triggered?

[@mobus1603]

@@tylerrogers3530: truth and facts! God bless you, sir. You are truly a great American.

[@kingstarscream3807]

@@mobus1603 "Stating facts" is a "conservative dogwhistle" now? Help, help, I'm dying of cringe.

[@GeorgesOpinion]

Bill on Conan should be it’s own show by itself

[@Sakaki98]

*Lenny*

[@sk8erin8er]

Bill Burr and Conan in a bar, drinking, with occasional appearances by other celebrities.

[@juneidmosaheb3843]

HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT CONSISTENTLY FUNNY. My favourite comedian!

[@Doc13rain]

Because he is exactly the person you see in interview or on his podcast, he doesn't pretend like most comedians.

[@peanutismint]

Juneid Mosaheb I'm always amazed every time I see him how good his 'off the cuff' stuff is. Like I've seen him at tiny sets where he might only have 5 mins of material and the other 20 mins he just talks about whatever but he's able to make it consistently funny. A true comic's comic.

[@billybob-hv5hl]

It's amazing he can do an hour podcast alone and not sound like a crazy man. A pure comical genius

[@tptCJ]

He's genius at finding that thing every guy is thinking but too afraid to say it. Loved his bit on overpopulation, something along the lines of we should just send them all out on a cruise and sink it, but he makes it sound hilarious.

[@BasileusRex]

Hahaha Bill burr is hilarious you gotta love the guy

[@karlenegrimes2340]

"The nerve to be surprised" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@syedhasanmohiuddin827]

@@Jungle1048 what the flying eff man !!??? 🤦🏻‍♂️😅😂😂

[@dakens7655]

@@Jungle1048 😂 just going right in.

[@pendulumlongballs6851]

Syed Hasan Mohiuddin what did I miss

[@Brandon-mp5kk]

“90% of the world is starving, F**k that guy” lmao that’s so true

[@user-jp3tp7fv1s]

liberals fuming rn

[@fatihsaidduran]

@@user-jp3tp7fv1s wtf does it have to do with liberals? Obese Americans can be seen all over the political spectrum lmao

[@TheJosephPrice]

@@user-jp3tp7fv1s lol, Bill is fairly liberal himself, he’s just an old school Boston liberal.

[@julianmanjarres1998]

How does that logic even make any sense

[@Brandon-mp5kk]

@@julianmanjarres1998 If most of the world doesn't have food why would you not be allowed to make fun of the people that actually do and abuse it, that's how.

[@issiewizzie]

The last man fighting for us

[@blinddog1212]

Fighting for whom?

[@noless]

@@blinddog1212 Non obese normal people?

[@seanwickham8905]

@Mase11888 I was just thinking how I'd love to watch a panel with those two on it.

[@dxcSOUL]

Mase11888 You mean the father figure of young white dudes who can’t get laid?

[@seanwickham8905]

@@dxcSOUL The father figure of encouraging people to avoid falling into a group mentality. My wife is hotter than any woman you'll ever talk to without supplying a credit card number to, guarantee it.

[@danielhollifield5553]

If they ever get a crazy idea to reboot Married with Children, they should cast Bill Burr as Al Bundy.

[@biancaramirez5788]

Oh hell yes!!!! That would be epic!

Please Lord make that happen

[@luckycoin8269]

It's been done it's called F is for family on netflix.

[@Semeyaza]

That's pure genius!!! Kudos!! Cheers

[@annamariedavidson1646]

That's a great idea!

[@cryptolatino8133]

I love how Conan just let’s Bill say everything he wants. Love this!

[@michaelzubay816]

Because he's doing his comedy bit. Every comedian that goes on a talk show just does their routine that people would normally pay to see, they're basically plugging their show that's coming up.

[@gwcrispi]

Fallon would have been talking over him.

[@johnduffy6992]

even johnny carson couldn't calm down bill!

[@TwHPrOx]

@@michaelzubay816 Yeah. But that what makes Conan one of the best among hosts. He knows when he can "upgrade" the guests performance, and when he should just get out of the way so they don't lose the bit. Really hard to know when to help and when to let it go.

[@Rottypops]

Bill Burr is one of Conan's favorite guests

[@internetanonymity8534]

The fact that Conan (a great comedian in his own right) was visibly unable to contain his laughter… that’s the sign of how legendary Burr really is.

[@kennethcampbell840]

The way he says "Charlize Theoron" I wonder if his wife corrected him

[@GrimKage]

That would SO be a Bill Burr thing to do

[@seanleblanc8784]

"Charleeeeze Theron." 😂💀 Like you can just tell he's really annoyed by her name, how people like her, her as a person, etc.

[@obsidiansiriusblackheart]

Americans all pronounce her name wrong...

[@forkyyyy7842]

Someone did 😂

[@pseudonayme7717]

It's funny cos, even tho he is a brilliant guy, she is the smart one in that relationship lol😆

[@ShashankAdhikari]

Bill Burr is one hell of a rollercoaster.

[@viralityfactor987]

The sarcasm and dissent expressed by just saying a name "Charliiiiiiiizzzze Theron"😃😃

[@rico8673]

It was as if he called her a cu@t.

[@NealX]

I believe the word you were looking for was "disdain."

[@robertgoldhirsch4065]

😂😂😂😂

[@DiverseLA]

LOL I caught that. It's one of those names that you can't say correctly without sounding bourgeois & proper.

[@shreedhar333]

Neal X thank you. I’d have had to look it up if not for your comment.

[@stranraerwal]

Bill and Conan have such a deep understanding and "love" for each other.. It's hidden behind the facade of manly demeanor and kidding-but small gestures or a slight change of tone show its existence and that's rather refreshing and touching to watch.

[@RaulieGonzo97]

Just a couple of Boston guys

[@EMcCool]

It widely known that they are lovers. Annually they mate on St.patricks day in the canteen of a fire station while the red sox surround them and applaud.

[@stranraerwal]

@@EMcCool : and some of the firefighters in the canteen told the press, they had seen you giving the Red Sox a blow job.

[@CorridorJ]

I honestly think Bill is Conans inner conscience if he didn’t have to be a late night host

[@893263007]

Yeah, guys like Burr and Norm MacDonald are some of his favorite guests, and they're both pretty...blunt.

[@charly.chavez]

Yeah, You can clearly see he relates to Bill's world perspective

[@thomasluby1754]

Wrong! Conan is a 100%, died-in-the-wool, far-left, loony lib. He just likes comedy over politics.

[@YinYangLogo]

@@thomasluby1754 Are you joking or are you one of those losers who voted for Trump? It's actually kinda hard to tell

[@estoylaroca]

You know it's true.

[@stevec1989]

Bill Burr murders it on Conan on a consistent basis

[@melissag1364]

stevec1989 They’re friends and have compatible humor. Which I why I think Conan is one of the best late night hosts, he just gets it and is actually funny. And he doesn’t worry about being anti PC at times, which Burr is the king of.

[@jeffreydean5112]

Bill needs to have a weekly segment on Conan

[@pickleyum]

He should get his own spot, just like Andy.

[@Comedy-ox1xq]

Him and Norm MacDonald are his best guests by far.

[@isthisthekrustykrab7241]

"HAVE YOU SEEN ACTION?!?!?" 😂

[@misfit18eng73]

Peder Hansen Yea, Not true at all man. Some do, so don’t. Depends on the m.o.s

[@StaK_1980]

I think Peter was being sarcastic

[@sleepsalot2719]

Conan was genuinely happy when he was reading Bill was playing MSG. Right before reading it he was saying how good Bill was "finally" getting jokingly cause Conan was one of the ones who always knew Bill is one of the best. So when he saw Bill was selling out the biggest places he was happy for his friend and shook Bills hand. Nice little moment between friends right there.

[@gideondelosreyes8602]

"ahhhh somebody shoved a tuna sandwich up my ass, and i confuse people with food" hahahahahaha! Conan couldn't breathe after that one.

[@Neotenico]

He wasn't in uniform, he didn't have kids, he had all his limbs, he wasn't limping, he didn't have a cough, he just walked on the plane it's like _WHO THE F**K IS THAT GUY_

[@anadawaween]

yes, we all watched the same video

[@allenshibu8631]

Probably the pilot

[@DekkarJr]

hahhaha 20 groups are pre boarding :D :D. HAVE YOU SEEN ACTION!?!?!? hahahha

[@Chris-yq3kp]

Probably an air marshall

[@Leaveblank62]

The pilot 😂😂😂

[@Initials_]

Jimmy Fallon gets paid to laugh; Conan genuinely laughs for free.

[@rogerlindsey9446]

Fallon not funny.

[@Novastar6]

Exactly..... Conan's genuine and understands comedy.

[@jadedjimmy]

And when Bill Burr is on Colbert, Colbert gets paid to NOT laugh.

[@bboyjunyor]

@@jadedjimmy agree with all you guys but... it can always get worse.... kimmel! :)))

[@MsKatkitty]

I agree. Conan is so natural, reminds me a little of when Johnny Carson did late night, when he laughed it was genuine.

[@mariomargalic6470]

3:36 Thats why I like Bill. Calls it as he sees it, everyone groans in displeasure cause empathy is so cool and he makes such a solid point it just destroys and gets a round of applause by the normal few. Brutal honesty. Also props to the guy laughing his ass off the whole time, Id probably die seeing his show. Man is Schwarznegger of comedy

[@chrisofstars]

I'm glad empathy is cool tho. The world is anemic and deficient of it.

[@SimplyGimpy]

I have a theory that Conan laughs so hard with Bill every interview, is because Conan feels like he's a lil' kid in Boston again, secretly hanging out with the funny, rude, slightly-embarassing kid from the wrong side of the tracks.

[@Tipperary757]

Yes!

[@RogueReplicant]

SimplyGimpy - You hit the nail on the head! 😂

[@malfaroangel3896]

They both have extremely similar comedy. Conan just has to tone it down due to sponsors and his show. Bill Burr is his inner demon

[@CosmicCowgirlTarot]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@NapoleonB]

Everyone needs a friend like that. Just brightens your day 100%

[@TheHeroicDoses]

"the nerve to be surprised". BRILLIANT

[@TheVeregat]

The Quint/Jaws line was absolute gold. Best comic of our time, and he doesn't even have to try.

[@wakawaka1976]

Ryan Smith that’s the genius... he makes it seem like he doesn’t have to try

[@catkeys6911]

"Honey, how many childhood stories do I have to tell you before you follow the bread crumbs to the psycho that you married?"

[@Droneguysnj]

This should be on a greeting card.

[@4231jerome]

Bill burr consistently gets that husky chest laugh out of conan

[@TeddyOG]

There's also some guy in the audience having the time of his life. Can hear his laugh the entire time lol

[@ironkcoony]

him and Timothy Olyphant are the only guys that can crack him up that hard

[@meyakabrown795]

@@ironkcoony Wrong. Ever heard of Norm Macdonald?

[@fitzrevo]

I was honestly worried for his health lol

[@midget_spinner8449]

Man that one guys laugh is really noticeable

[@A_Drift...]

He's projecting. Literally.

[@jorge69696]

Conan's laugh is so annoying.

[@khuelor]

Sounds like Joe Starr from Screen Junkies

[@Huyimon]

He'd be the guy that makes everyone start laughing on every talk show cause quote "if ya'll don't laugh it wouldn't make this a show". Went to a talk show once and there was a guy just knew when the jokes were gonna happen and knew when to laugh and cheer so that we would do it.

[@johansmifthelry9307]

So obnoxious

[@soulkong]

Conan's true laughter is actually the inverse, because he'll actually try to hold it in with all of his strength

[@NealX]

He's the anti-Fallon.

[@dockinfamous1703]

Yep kinda like when dave chappelle was on with conan

[@mrawesomeDK]

He only gets hate because he isn't really joking......he's just telling the hard truth in a funny way. I love him for never standing down, and just telling it how it is.

[@kendoglarson5419]

The hard truth is funny. He's just pointing out the absurdity of people in today's world.

[@yp_biggie]

Came here after watching his latest special. BIll Burr keeps dropping bits of his specials in these interviews to test out the joke. SO coool

[@zeinramadan]

thought the exact same thing lmaoooo

[@orestispalampougioukis6043]

This is very well known and almost all standup comedians do this. E.g. Louis CK's late night appearances are full of maturing bits that he has later done in specials.

[@ARIF74]

Yeah! I recognize some of the jokes.

[@jerico80]

Funny cause even though ive heard them before, its always like the first time ive heard it.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Bill just doesn't stop. Podcasts twice a week, F is for Family, occasionally acts in TV and movies and a new hour of stand up every year. That guy has amazing comedy cardio

[@FullyMartin]

When I look at Bill Burr, I feel like his content is effortless. It's the rantings of a narcissistic man. If you look at his specials, he looks comfortable and sometimes even interacts with the audience. It's like stand up was made for him: he likes ranting, he's insanely funny and now people are paying so that he can rant non-stop for 2 hours haha

[@susie7336]

Pat Tanackered and he tours nonstop

[@dreviscerator]

Over the past ten years, Ol' Billy Redface has literally been my therapist with his humor and podcasts. Its crazy, he has no idea who I am, yet played a major role in saving me from severe depression and got me thru the stress of med school. This dude is definitely one of my heroes. Hope to one day cross paths and shake his hand.

[@susie7336]

Same. I suspect many of his fans feel the same.

[@leebaron3230]

Hell yeah! That's awesome actually. I'm sure if he ever read that, he'd be appreciative of you saying that. Than he'd probably tear into ya a bit, but just for fun! (P.S. Don't tell anyone but I gave your comment a thumbs up!) *Whistling* as I'm walking away

[@taffertime]

nice, good to hear!!

[@Kri6686]

I remember the airplane bit from a podcast from a couple of months ago.

[@tomnason]

Get a real therapist dude, there's nothing wrong with it

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Conan laugh so hard , it’s hilarious 😆 “It was like Quint at the end of Jaws” I officially died

[@Verlarn]

Here lies whyistomatoafruit... Also banana are technically berries. But strawberries aren't. 🤦

[@chrisofstars]

​@@Verlarn And tomatoes are fruit so when you eat pizza you're technically eating a fruit pie

[@Slimshadow457]

Conan: So Bill how's the weather? Bill: You know what I'm sick and tired of women blaming men for everything *6 minutes of Bill ranting and pure laughter from Conan*

[@Volaths]

I don't even think the dude is that funny, I don't understand the hype surrounding him. Like he has some funny bits sure but everyone in the comments reckons he's funny all the time and he just isn't. The whole "constant anger" bit is tiring after a while.

[@mightyninja7915]

Well, if u would understand that hype, being comedian would be objective rather than being subjective. The fact that its product of some subjective experiencing, it wouldnt make sense if everybody loved it. If u are curious, i love the fact that he tells so much about the society dynamics, how things are changing etc. And the fact that his statements are often so bald, daring yet so accurate is making me a fan. For ex: " How false is to say"There is no reason to hit a woman" ".

[@iCrowLink]

+PlainSailingWeather That's fine, you don't have to find him funny all the time, comedy is subjective. You can find it annoying and laugh at the bits you do find funny. I personally love Bill Burr and I haven't heard him make an unfunny joke, but that's just me. I'm sure there's some comdedian you love that I don't find funny, and there's nothing wrong with that.

[@nicholas4727]

@@Volathsyou must be a feminist

[@Volaths]

Lol not at all, just don't find the guy that funny. Don't get me wrong, some of his bits are good but his whole shtick is "Look at me, how angry and grumpy I am" that's literally his entire show, as stated in my original comment, it gets tiring.

[@TheGamerXL]

There are literally not enough of Bill Burr on Conan clips. I’ve binged watched all of them and still craving more. ❤️ these guys together!

[@iluvcats58]

LoSito yes! I’m not the only one.

[@normturner4849]

5:18 Conan can't get past tuna fish sandwiches😂

[@bordon7817]

It is, if you have seen his latest tour (50)

[@dmfamzo]

05:10 onwards is total chaos!! Absolute genius 😂😂😂👌🏾

[@foxmolder363]

This is probably the most Bill Burriest interview of all time.

[@jameschandler7207]

This is bill at his finest! I love it!

[@susie7336]

“Bill Burriest” 🤣🤣🤣

[@gustavobarbosa9799]

Bill Burr will be the best grandpa ever.

[@huzaifaabdullah859]

@Danger Dave real talk

[@GreekDino]

And the angriest

[@ujwalnippani4842]

@@GreekDino wisest he gandalf fr

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

I don't think he's going to be a grandpa. He'll be in his 70s when he daughter is 20

[@Robology13]

Bill Burr shooting the breeze is funnier than 90% of bits you see that Comedians have worked on and polished for years.

[@Ready2FreakingPlow]

I'm not disagreeing, but I bet that tuna fish sandwich joke is on his next special.

[@RogueReplicant]

Robert - But he also tests some of his upcoming material on these shows

[@My-Pal-Hal]

Though,.. He HAS WORKED ON IT. ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/naK4pnumhtJrnMU ...

[@andromedaiscoming185]

He's not just "shooting the breeze" man, this is calculated stand up material hes worked on, practiced, tested and tweeked several times before it ever gets to us, the fact that you think it's off the cuff just means Bill is good at what he does and Conan is good at playing to it. Not that it isn't just as hilarious though

[@MB-hj1ww]

Along with Dave Chappelle and Louis C.K., Bill Burr is one of the best comedians of all time.

[@joshuadiaz6777]

“Is not that she says that im a jerk is just.., the nerves to be surprise” lol 😂😂 Bill Burr is hilarious! Funny stuff man..👏

[@nogoogleplus]

It's so refreshing to hear Bill speak....dude does not give a rat's ass what anyone thinks. I don't think I've seen Conan laugh much harder than this in a clip....awesome

[@jeremyc9593]

I think the hardest he made Conan laugh was when he mentioned Oprah standing on the heads of midgets

[@dinamostafa]

I have a similar personality - but of course i am not a comedian - and people don't seem to get it that i am not being a grouch, but it is a whole mechanism of dealing with how mediocre and illogical life can get! you see ridiculous and stupid things happening all around you and because it is not your place to correct them, the only way to make peace with their existence is to satirise them, why is that hard to understand?

[@MkeKen67]

He's very Boston. And hilarious.

[@akim2442]

Go watch Bill Burr talking about Oprah/Lance Armstrong on Conan's show. Conan literally put his head on his desk and couldn't control his voice

[@Pete_R63]

Watch the clip where Bill is talking to Conan about Lance Armstrong- absolute gold! Conan really loses it and it is so genuine.

[@joshuaewalker]

Nobody makes Conan laugh harder. Bill Burr the King!

[@Kevincarlloven]

No, norm McDonald

[@brucewayne795]

And Will Ferrell when he shaved his beard off.

[@oussamayassine1377]

That fake laugh

[@Apexarmoryffl]

Bill Burr and Norm McDonald

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

@@oussamayassine1377 at least its not as fake as Jimmy Fallon

[@sholtzi2593]

"HUH HUH HAH HAHAHA" -That one guy in the crowd.

[@reyPiti]

He is so right about the movie Monster. It basically blames all the male victims and somehow makes you believe that she was the poor innocent that had no other option but to kill them all. I'm glad somebody called that bs .(in such a hilarious way xD)

[@awakenow7147]

Never even heard of this movie. Now I know not to see it.

[@dark3rthanshadows]

it's a good movie , it's kinda like those mafia movies . they kinda sugar coat the main character a little bit

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

But I thought the whole point of the film was to show how she became a monster - how she went from self-defence to killing an innocent man who was trying to help her?

[@zym6687]

No It's not complicated. Being abused doesn't give you a pass to abuse others.

[@MrViixi]

uhm, isnt that how like 90% of serial killers/abusers become such things, through other peoples abuse ?

[@NEOpantos]

"It's not that she says i'm a jerk - It's the nerve to be surprised."

[@MikeyStrutter]

Whew, new Bill Burr clips, so I don't have to watch the old ones for the 100th time. Literally...

[@cosmic_giant1523]

MikeyStrutter i witcha man

[@xexux3]

I thought I was the only one

[@DrewKruck]

Me too !!

[@allenlouis207]

Ikr me too

[@DJ_Kane1224]

Hahaha true

[@erit4040]

Bill Burr is truly underrated. Conan is laughing his heart out and he is the host of the show

[@TheJubanne1]

Bill Burr underrated??😂😂 What are you talking about?

[@shen.daniel]

Bill Burr is one of those few actually makes Conan laughs genuinely. He's a genius.

[@Muircetach]

I feel Conan always laughs genuinely. He's much more sincere than most of the other hosts in Hollywood. Then again, I can see that Conan genuinely adores Bill Burr, and loves him not only on his show but in real life as well.

[@hammadali594]

Conan: Do you enjoy your success now? Bill Burr: 7 minute rant about boarding and his wife always being surprised with his behavior.

[@TommyClemenza273]

*goes on to rant about everything* "all my wife has against me is my temper, my overall vibe"

[@SoulTouchMusic93]

"it's not that she calls me a jerk it's the nerve to be surprised" had me dying at this! Epic!

[@Airondot]

When I was in the militarily I 100% took advantage of that early boarding. I’d be first one on the plane and be at the very back.

[@chrisofstars]

y'all trying to stack your discounts with senior discounts are pushing it js

[@DanStratocaster1]

“..... this dude was so fat I was one of the literally sitting next to him and behind him...” LOL

[@Darkay9]

Hahahaha that part killed me 😂😂😂 then the lats came off 😂😂😂

[@dr9660]

is this english?

[@A6Legit]

Perfect imagery

[@JamesSadat]

“That fat guys considered disabled because he can’t stop eating cookies” Man is talking facts

[@dr9660]

thing is, some people have hormonal imbalances, fucked up thyroids, genetic problems, and while part of it is just eating less, they have a far harder time staying slim than someone without those issues. People without those issues at all fatshaming people who have to deal with them is kinda fucked up, imo.

[@dr9660]

@Slumpy Boy of course they can. my point is majority of effortlessly skinny people wouldnt have half the willpower required to do it either, yet judge someone else

[@NoOne-fo9ll]

@@dr9660 ye but those are very rare. Almost no overweight person you see will actually be one with a disorder.

[@pekkalaitinen8769]

I genuinely read this "That fat guys considered diabetes..."

[@AdventuringwithTrevor]

@Slumpy Boy as a naturally skinny person its not all sunshine and daisies. Its super hard for me to build muscle mass because of my metabolism. 6 feet tall and 145 pounds naturally no matter how much i eat

[@Varendil]

Conan should film a 30 min special with Bill. He is the best Conan guest there is.

[@mannyverse6158]

I wanna see Bill and Conan travel. They should go to Iceland or something

[@hectormed9446]

Bests guests not in a particular order: Bill Burr, Louis CK, Jeff Goldblum, Norm McDonald, Aubrey Plaza, Jim Carrey

[@72JamJars]

I don’t think Conan would last 30 minutes laughing that hard!

[@robertjusic9097]

Hector Med timothy olyphant!!

[@hectormed9446]

@@robertjusic9097 right, i forgot him but you're correct

[@anima099]

I keep coming back to this and it's been over 4 years. The thing I like best is how Conan doesn't try to "save" the joke because he knows Bill's been through worse hecklers (The Philly Incident), so he just lets him be.

[@tijeansharpe566]

Time to go on bill n Conan spiral

[@thomasrainbow]

A monthly event. Weekly?

[@adhynugroho9424]

Every.... single..... damn.... time.

[@vars280287]

No one makes Conan laugh as hard as Bill does

[@erickernestoserratosgalleg4692]

Only Norm

[@mechanized_canadian3662]

Norm still has that first spot

[@venkatsarma007]

Not norm. Tracy Morgan. Watch latest pandemic meeting between Conan and Tracy. Conan couldn't breathe with all the laughing

[@dannyvasquez2330]

Will Ferrell

[@sixstringblues06]

Norm did

[@Rlyeh_The_Dead]

Thank you for being you, guy in the audience. (you know the one)

[@TheStonedHermit]

Yeah the one who kept the levity in the room by laughing his ass off, kudos to him. Otherwise you'd be looking at a bunch of groaning PC libtards.

[@CB0915]

dujfraz damn right lol

[@BabySpicyPisces]

The kind of comedy republicunts appreciate

[@remistevenson9923]

to me its so annoying like he is literally mic'ed up, maybe its just me being annoyed by his laugh

[@Smokealotofblunts]

You’re right. I do appreciate his comedy. By the way bill was a Bernie supporter and even me as a trump supporter will never stop being a fan of his craft.

[@aldunne3187]

I love the genuine laughter Conan always with Bill.