Bill Burr Takes An Adult ADHD Test

billburr.com/ and www.allthingscomedy.com/

[@fdub301]

"never let the broad in your life psychoanalyze you" gets psychoanalyzed

[@Daniel-wv7lj]

*psychofuckinganalyze*

[@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy]

fdub301 the story of bills life

[@kizzin007]

Not without a fight though

[@mcfullthrottle428]

He was saying they're going to do it either way so don't make it easy

[@haw9245]

Leave him alone, he's got a disease.

[@MrMeddyman]

You're gonna make it all about you?! I got a fuckin disease over here! I love this fucking guy

[@phillipsaxin]

I don't understand why peoble are hating on Nia, I love the chemistry between them! Awsome!

[@itsokay7989]

They get triggered by her having her own opinions on feminism and race that aren't the same as Bill's. It's mostly just incels complaining about her

[@tovsteh]

Their chemistry is amazing and Nia is fucking hilarious, but she can be a bit ignorant at times. I don't think its hate, its just people calling it out (which is what the internet is good at). Its all good.

[@mcmuffen4654]

who hates the lovely nia

[@naughtymonkey1563]

Together, they're funnier than the sum of their parts.

[@whitebeltcentral125]

@@itsokay7989She's hyper intelligent and just generally threatening to the average incel.

[@TheLejait]

As a guy who supposedly has ADHD I was dying throughout the entire video, way too damn funny 😂😂😂 especially with Niya saying "That was the second question bill"

[@Rurne]

I imagine Bill loving his cigar, processing that same question as a test of his patience while playing Monopoly... And then getting asked if he could queue like a Brit. And he knows he's on the negative end but still gives Niya respect.

[@seanheany444]

His "what" is literally the best way to describe adhd to people who don't have it haha

[@dennomuli]

i gotta f*ing disease over here

[@Urrzx]

Fucking*

[@ericsonyahya]

this part always gets me :D

[@DrawingYouToob]

Good lord, its just a joke guys. Not like she's going to load him up on ADHD pills, its just for fun. And it was hilarious to hear these two going back and forth. They honestly seem pretty perfect for each other. Stop hating the fact that he got married and just be happy he's genuinely happy with a woman.

[@elliotmoriarty7536]

@cody davis what's the fourth asterisk for?

[@anastasiosgramozi4712]

That’s a great point omg

[@computerholdsmehostage4591]

Bill said he'd lie in the beginning and he ends up answering honestly lol

[@ccsfzelfer]

Gifted adult for sure. He connects the dots in ways many cannot and thusly creates comedic anecdotes. Abstract thought and inability to perform mundane tasks for a long time are both characteristics of gifted adults.

[@JonahNelson7]

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if most comedians had some thinking patterns similar to those with ADD. The brain's just going everywhere really quickly and they can think of connections that most people don't, but they don't wanna go home and read a book about it

[@sacrilegiousboi978]

⁠@@JonahNelson7that’s why the best comedians have things like ADHD, OCD, anxiety, depression - because their minds are so chaotic they endlessly come up with crazy shit that “ordinary” people would never think of themselves

[@GranulatedStuff]

great hearing Nia cracking up !

[@jetthalverson7354]

I love this because it clearly shows Bill and Nia's relationship. It shows how they compliment each other with their differences and it can make a funny as hell podcast

[@_fameONE]

This is hysterical.

[@normaneatschocolate]

Lol, when Nia just loses it at the irony

[@sacrilegiousboi978]

Bill hyper-fixates and gives 1000% on his craft and passion (comedy and performing) but he gets distracted, interrupts, forgets appointments, bills and misplaces his wallet and keys all the time “dumb shit” Classic ADHD. It’s a damn good thing that Bill’s passion and hyper-fixation is his work!

[@mb4310]

This is a marriage of EQUALS who love each other and happily break each other's balls. I know how much some men just hate hearing two people enjoy each other.

[@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy]

Moia Beemer I love their relationship! But they’re always fighting in real life tho.. that’s why she’s not on the podcast more often

[@gannibalof21st]

@@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy how do you know? You're around them 24 7?

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Don't make a stupid joke people. I started dating my gf because of her mouth. Smart ass no filter.

[@walter3433]

Equals? BS there's always a Boss

[@JonahNelson7]

Bill wears more of the pants in the relationship between the two. You can tell. But Nia is really headstrong, especially compared to most women

[@PaddyRoon7]

Bill saying he'd lie on the test then his plan immediately crumbling is just perfect

[@frarfarf]

ahahah so funny how it instantly proves he has ADHD by not even letting her get started on the test cos he's just steamrolling over it and shitting on it

[@JUNKHEAD224]

"Well who the fuck wants to stand in line? LETS GOO!" 😂😂😂

[@jamiewalsh9184]

when he whispered "Im just gonna fucking lie. Never let the broad in your life, psycho fucking analyse you" i almost died. Seriously

[@TheRaizen33]

Do you only remember to pay the bills because your first name is Bill?

[@HelgeStrichen]

that giggle at 2:14

[@kaarthuisplus]

Bill has a point in the beginning. Most people aren't trying to think of witty remarks during a conversation. Doing so is not the same thing as getting distracted.

[@randomfocus189]

I Have Become A Recent Bill Burr Fan And Started Listening To Most Of His Wor And Came Across These Podcasts! I Honestly Love The Way Nia And Bill React With Each Other!

[@chromemaster3519]

This was such a happy episode. Almost makes me miss my ex-girl fiend.

[@battingthreadbeats4624]

Don't fall for it bro bills trapped 🤣

[@marior936]

When its wrong its just not a good choice

[@DepressedDiego]

Never go back

[@pwrinklejohnson9782]

When she hears later what you said while she was gone....you are in big trouble! Loved how much you got her giggling!

[@ddrruummmmeerr]

Nia should be on the podcast more.

[@dandjedi]

I was tested as a kid and was told I had ADD which is ADHD today. My parents refused the listen to the school who thought I needed to be on legal speed. I struggled through school, did horrible in high school but I got a scholarship to play D1 Football. I graduated college with a 3.6 because I tried finally and wanted to grad school eventually. I'm almost 34, married with 3 kids, and as an adult I was prescribed adderal. I know it's legal speed but it helps me a lot and I've focused a ton in my competitive profession.

[@waynejohnson1786]

dandjedi It only has an effect similar to speed if you abuse it for recreational purposes. Drug addicts shoot up cocktails of HIV medication and anti-depressants to get an high similar to opiates, that doesn't mean its legal heroin for HIV patients and the depressed. You can't compare a drug addict abusing adderal to someone with ADHD using it to treat their illness, it may be an alternative to speed for me but its a medication for you because it actually helps you. The fact you have ADHD means you wouldn't even get the same recreational benefit from adderal

[@walter3433]

What?

[@Icecreamandradness]

Please don't feel that you need to explain yourself when it comes to your treatment plan! Prescribed medication is more regulated than street drugs, and when taken as instructed it can change a person's life for the better :) I hope that one day, we treat those who take medication for mental conditions the way we treat those who take insulin or wear glasses - by understanding that they are being aided by their prescriptions, not weakened by them.

[@wilm567]

first sixty seconds pure GOLD!!

[@Occoify]

I have ADHD and i can tell for a fact that Bill has it too. If i dont take my meds i morph into Bill Burr 😂

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

You should stop taking them then

[@LouiesLog]

Yeah no he's doing this for a laugh someone with adhd wouldn't be so predictably funny

[@Drenwickification]

This is still one of my all time favourite Monday morning podcast moments

[@mmb2211]

"mind rape"...lol

[@Joshgilly94]

“Who the fuck wants to stand in line?!”

[@samsarahsamadhi2296]

As I watch this from my extremely cracked phone I lose all the time, I realize I might have ADHD

[@kurabenokentenda4018]

abrasive SoB had me in tears ..FN hilarious

[@Hedgpig]

"Nia Takes An Adult ADHD Test For Bill"

[@Flynn94]

This explains so much about Bill

[@reavravenhurst587]

I love the whispered monologue. Lol! She had no idea.

[@nikospala]

One of the most hilarious extracts from the MMPC! Died laughing!

[@anastasiosgramozi4712]

They’re so great together and I’m pretty sure I got adhd too lmfao

[@airjawcruz]

He cracks 3 jokes before he even answers the first question lmao

[@Kareena1988]

Omg..when she read the second question I didnt get anything and me and Bill went both: "what?" XD

[@computerholdsmehostage4591]

You guys are great

[@420Tarzan]

I had perma-smile listening to this lol

[@jessicalominac9442]

It’s bc you’re smart. Same!! I hate small talk too! Love Nia!

[@superlung8889]

I love bill being so offended

[@kirstinadam9949]

OMG!!!! I am dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣listening to this as someone who has ADHD, he SO has it.

[@LeoSkyro]

"Reggie Ledoux did that shit!" Nice to know good ol' Bill has a great taste in tv series

[@DonStepien1]

I love these two...,

[@williamdavid9272]

4:35ish “not one of those is good” has been my response on multiple choice tests where I’m actually wrong

[@thomholio]

"Written by boring people who are tired of getting interrupted by exciting people" LMAO 100% Accurate. Better to "have ADD" than be a mindless boring zombie person who puts up with bullshit with a smile.

[@bropellerjohnson919]

Who’s loving this in 2020? Love these guys!

[@Azzurri_203]

"I got a disease over here, and you're making it all about you?" 😂

[@wesleyharrison9014]

He just parodied the story of my life i. F is for family among other things .

[@haraldisdead]

Comedy gold

[@seekonlytruth1831]

I love it hahaha

[@Bromoteknada]

This is the same way I found out! By ticking every god damn checkbox with my girlfriend. A hilariously horrific moment for me!

[@Swoost]

8:47 gah that noise, patrice and anthony would have something to say about this

[@Goldberg-wz5fx]

This was funny as fuck

[@verticalhorizon4633]

+John Garvias Actually, no.

[@83gemm]

“It reminds me of other shit” Nia’s voice climbs to operatic heights, “That’s what ADHD IS!!!”

[@drjackblack818]

Beautiful intro

[@foxman105]

I listened to these while having a diarrhea... big mistake. Now I need new pants.

[@wrxhex]

Why are you going while having your pants on?

[@foxman105]

It was the "I don't need to crap right now, but I did had loose shit in the morning situation."

[@stllbreathnbut_y1844]

foxman105 holy shit me too. Made it through though.

[@youwhatmadeidk]

Wtf

[@P-lo_ol-9]

3 minutes in and I'm crying

[@walter3433]

Bill is just nervous because of Nia

[@ronaldclutter2741]

Where's my keys

[@DrReginaldFinleySr]

rotflmao!!! That's definitely me. No doubt. Proud to be an ADHD certificate holder. :-)

[@subwayjrod1]

Bill “often” Nia “offen”

[@NiftyFingers]

The test questions themselves have ADHD i think

[@MS-jp3op]

I'm not saying that ADHD doesn't exist but damn, some of those questions sounded like the only right answer was to be on valium the whole time, lol

[@IronHide3910]

Right! Lol

[@Boblobblaw88]

DITCH!

[@Lamozinda]

LOL!

[@roddy2body]

Bill gets buggered

[@jayman7752]

Serve co!

[@roddy2body]

Jay Man Did you like the result then?

[@jayman7752]

:)

[@roddy2body]

+Jay Man What you on about?

[@Francosteiner]

hahahaha - "I got a fucking disease over here"!

[@godemperorofdune8169]

Wrath of Kahn

[@tmalonso]

have you ever tried pcp...or sugar? O Yes O No

[@MikeRoePhonicsMusic]

Theo M. Is that the inclusive "or?"

[@tmalonso]

Tuck Cp his comedy is a lot like an escalator ;)

[@deanintheg]

+Theo M. im afflicted

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

+Theo M. Would you like the "Donate to charity" slice, or the "keep it" slice? There's no in between. LOL

[@ronaldclutter2741]

Lmao

[@marks194]

I think I might have adh.....squirrel!!!

[@juustohoyla]

All these questions are ambiguous as all fuck. I could see myself answering 'sometimes' to every single question

[@OregonTrail--erTrash]

bill burr

[@pansophon415]

Bill is whooped! Whispering so Nia doesn't catch him haha

[@bananian]

It is only a disorder if it affects life and work. In other words, Bill doesn't have a disorder.

[@jonathankaczor597]

which means.. you're at the wrong job.

[@bananian]

Jonathan Kaczor I probably am.

[@jonathankaczor597]

+bananian glad I can help. follow the heart

[@bananian]

Jonathan Kaczor I actually tried standup lol.

[@lynchsmith2310]

+bananian adhd is a synonym for being bored. Some people dont put up with being bored because life is too fucking short to be a zombie clusterfuck

[@TheRealAT]

hahahaha Bill definitely failed that one

[@OregonTrail--erTrash]

what about question number 3 though?

[@Thirtiesguy]

Those questions seemed very leading.

[@tj8870]

+Thirtiesguy They are leading, generalized, repetitive, and unscientific.

[@andrear1751]

Nobody has "Adult ADHD" or "Child ADHD" it's just effin' ADHD.

[@crashdudes911]

how often are you distracted by insects, thinks of insects for 5 minutes...

[@0412lennon]

Even after marriage women see us as a project. That’s why they will never be happy with a guy that’s almost fully well put together

[@OregonTrail--erTrash]

10:28 PM.

[@doommuffinz5276]

😂

[@wyeth1023]

rofl "this is just mind rape"

[@OregonTrail--erTrash]

is it 'of the seas though" ? or or is of the zeds? wormwood of the seas

[@milkymanway]

Oh My God. I have adult ADHD lol

[@jbark678]

The real test for ADHD is like 4 or 5 hours plus interviewing the person in question, friends, family, and/or teachers.

[@DonStepien1]

Hey Bill Burr fans from 2021. This was before they had a kid. Just to put it into perspective.

[@workaholick]

Poor Bill.

[@TheNonplayer]

..... ..is that a trick question??

[@OregonTrail--erTrash]

ROE JOGAN queen of the podcasts... farted in the wind. of the interwebs.....................................................................

[@jensibowable]

According to this test every new yorker has adhd this test can only be acurate in like oklahoma XD

[@thefirmament1616]

woman magazine with quizzes in them. ha

[@OregonTrail--erTrash]

#oftheseasofthemediterraneans #asitwere 10:33 PM.

[@robt400]

4:54 is that a dave chappelle diss?

[@MotherLoverx3]

I doubt it, Chappelle wrote a lot of his own stuff

[@jimothybikael]

2:17, 2:53, 3:50 my fucking sides 😂

[@bluesquirrel3919]

mind rape...LOL