Bill Burr vs Nia - DVR Etiquette And Turning The Water Off

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[@MrMotionPic215]

"No one has ever walked off this show" 😂😂

[@briandonovan1584]

That was gold! LOL

[@axelblaze566]

And then while these two are arguing, the baby crawls off saying fuck this am outta here.

[@davef00te]

Lmfao!!

[@christiancampbell3430]

@@axelblaze566 I seriously doubt that!

[@Pengman19]

Crying ! 🤣

[@XTheSpartanX7]

"It's a little valve and the color is blue, same as water" - I died laughing.

[@047Kenny]

XTheSpartanX7 yeah that part had me in tears

[@jd5296]

@JustusGregorius...what?

[@MrAce607]

There ya go you can. Start a milk baaar and make side cash!! 😂😂😂

[@zacksymes]

I sat down to write this same comment hahaha

[@Kjca_1998]

I love how bill is dying as he’s describing turning the water off 😂😂 he knows how to wind her up.

[@agvulpine]

"Nia... Niiiaaa." "What!" "DANGA ZONE!"

[@RustCole01]

Lol, top comment!! I love Archer...

[@drunkjohnny218]

The way he says “Nia? NIAAAAAA!” Is exactly like how Archer says “Lana? LANAAAAA!” 😂😂

[@julebrants5326]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@williamkensington2772]

I sometimes get confused between nia and Aisha Tyler because to my ears they sound very similar

[@ferngarcia9104]

Me too!! I thought I was the only one lol

[@RashtaEinthisB]

I love how they switch back and forth between being actually pissed off and making jokes and laughing lmao The perfect relationship

[@winkles2314]

Bill: *pokes Nia. Nia: 😠 Bill: 😄 *pokes harder Nia: 😡 Bill: 😂

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

more like this: Nia: pokes bill Bill: :) Nia: pokes bill Bill: :) Nia: pokes bill Bill: :) Nia: pokes bill Bill: :) Then: Bill: Pokes Nia Nia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ahmedalnajar1155]

Amuse mystery

[@047Kenny]

Iron Bear Milk me: 😂😂😂😤😂😤😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zachkennedy9282]

Nia doesn't even deserve Bill. 🙄

[@811chelseafc]

LANAAAA!

[@danielbeaumont3744]

man even when they argue they still have fun. i don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl from twitter but seriously: relationship goals.

[@leftheodo]

They are doing it for the podcast.

[@retrogamer6750]

@@leftheodo how tf do you know that?

[@lisskori313]

congrats, you do

[@thehorrorseries]

@@retrogamer6750 because Bill burr is always saying IN THE PODCAST ' I do it for the laughs for the podcast' pretty obvious if you actually listen regularly

[@ash6662]

My husband and I are like that lol I think it comes from respect and having nothing legitimate to fight about . 😆

[@gkgyver]

"Oh no eye contact ... It's gettin' real!" That hit close to home 🤣🤣

[@koodwin5875]

I love that you can tell she’s still smiling at him even though she’s pissed. That’s a really special thing

[@aluisious]

"Jesus Christ, a dam didn't break!"

[@willvr4]

You guys are nuts. Listen to more of their interactions, they get along GREAT! They both have comedic minds and never let any single argument simmer or blow out of proportion. It always ends in laughter, and they move along.

[@coolbeans8682]

You put words on my thoughts. They do have great chemistry. I wish I would find a woman like that. You know, a bitch but within certain limits.

[@zanzibar6508]

They are perfect for each other

[@joshuabrungardt461]

Couldn't agree more!

[@AugustoXRock]

@@zanzibar6508 Yeah dude, I wouldn't be so sure. They could be holding back because of the podcast. But I like to think that they do get along just like in here.

[@Fvneral_moon]

“Never let any single argument simmer or blow out proportion” as they y’all about how nia punches bill in the face lol great “point” will 😂 I think you are nuts

[@7Be]

"You insulted me a little BIT" I understood that reference.

[@tommy_noble]

Lol goodfellas?

[@IronHide3910]

Now go get your fkn shinebox

[@koltonmoser1311]

A pipe breaks in the house: Nia: you didnt ask if me or the baby were ok!! Bill: Did a damn break?? 🤣🤣

[@Lux_Senpai001]

"Jesus christ a DAM didn't break" hahahahahaha

[@maxrice6990]

lol bill extended a huge olive branch and nia still got pissed about the water comment

[@dpcsoup04]

Max seriously lol she’s a terrible debater and bill is on point when he talks about how women argue and how wrong it is

[@doc-holliday-]

@@parkerjeans5777 No it wasn't it was 100% on topic. Shes saying he cant do something simple like use a roku and hes saying there's simple things she cant do either. Shes just mad because he instantly had a response to her trying to be a smart ass about him being a caveman with technology.

[@047Kenny]

Max Rice bill is always on point.

[@dpcsoup04]

mhm izme lol I think you misunderstood me. Nia and Bill are perfect together I think they complement each other in all the right ways. Also I have a wife and daughter so, yeah. My use of debater is hilarious I’ll give ya that. My only point to the original comment was that when arguing, a woman backed into a logical corner will lash out emotionally until the original argument no longer matters. Sounds like you have a lot of your own issues to work out 🤷‍♂️

[@adonay140ify]

@@dpcsoup04 ya no the I need too too me I you can too me too yyo you have her that

[@AM-sd5xl]

It's blue, it's the color of water - Bill Burr

[@Scroogs]

"It's blue, it's the color of water," Holy shit haha

[@nickmccartan8128]

I don't care what people say but Bill & Nia are fucking awesome. A great couple

[@ipwntheponies]

bill burr accidentally admitted he only knows what a euphemism is bc of the Carlin bit

[@KellyBundy097]

lol he sure did...word for word.

[@aquilaaltaire3007]

Bill: verbally pokes her Nia: Falls for it and explodes

[@Smoof29]

aww little baby noises in the mic big daddy Bill I love it

[@briananthony9955]

His ability to disarm her by making her laugh after triggering her is just 👌🏾

[@benh.92]

It’s absolutely hilarious listening to them dance around their faults until the truth finally comes out, always at max volume

[@kevinsdb1]

I found this video absolutely hilarious. Seeing how Bill and Nia react to each other in an petty argument.

[@mattwillendyou93]

"What were you gunna drown" hahahaha

[@gosling4391]

Nah. The arguments always ending with the laughter is always nice: they're gonna stick together.

[@s.r.inc.4796]

GEEETT EEMMM! "So is shutting off the Fossett outside" lmfao 👏👏🙌

[@BeeHatGuy]

I absolutely love these two together. They're hilarious

[@DesertFoxx7]

I like how Bill and Nia can go from 0 to 100 in a few seconds and then go back from 100 to 0 and enjoy a nice laugh together. This is true love that everyone strives to attain in life.

[@youscrewber]

Can somebody animate this?

[@ksosay1]

The baaaaaaby.

[@matthewhebert5154]

“It’s blue, it’s the color of water !!”

[@avrillovugne]

Awww when Bill brings the water pipe thing up and Nia pisses off, you two are so adorable together.

[@Gobbersmack]

That's not adorable behavior you enabling shithead.

[@sowhazupguy]

Fun Run Tutor x Hunter Awww acting like a child is so adorable /s

[@KieC.]

Gobbersmack It's obviously sarcastic

[@criscrosxxx]

@@Gobbersmack no

[@nelsongarcia318]

12:44 "Jesus Christ, a dam didn't break!" LOL

[@HermitMoth]

Something not mentioned here must have happened the day Nia couldn't turn the water off to elicit that response from her hahaha

[@adrianharris1592]

People out here acting like Nia beating the shit out of Bill in front of their kid. They are laughing and joking about it and they clearly aren't taking it to seriously.

[@anessone]

Thats a really low gradung curve you got there professor. So a stay at home wife or husband has less say and better be nice and agree 100% ofthe time or else. That's pretty healthy. Just beat the person staying at home into submission and hope they dont do the grave sin of deleting a fucking tv show. At least do a worse crime and cheat on him while you're at it.

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

anessone, I'll bet you a million bucks that if a working husband deleted his stay at home wifes shows she would have been more of a bitch about it then Bill was to Nia.

[@Nathangoldstein2]

anessone Why do you think men don't want to get married anymore haha. We make the money we make the rules. If not, there's the door.

[@SuperYoshikong]

She's a very passionate person

[@XanderFrederick]

"...... with that lumped up Rihanna photo." As Bill would describe it. lmfao

[@paisan8766]

THIS IS WHAT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE PEOPLE!!!! #LADIESSSSSSSS

[@Motovader72]

I love these people. The definition of perfect couple.

[@Brandon-vy6uw]

Good Luck Bill. Keep bobbing and weaving man lol.

[@gyst8878]

I love your fights, I wish I could find a woman to argue with me like this 😂

[@sethe171]

Gyst Careful what you wish for. The real fights aren't on the air.

[@gyst8878]

Seth A True

[@JoeyWinsSometimes]

Make millions of dollars and you can have your pick.

[@Kjca_1998]

That’s an odd request.

[@Th3D4ginat0r]

Holy shit she got defensive lol.

[@glasra]

Imagine being a guest, and just awkwardly sitting there listening to them arguing. Lol

[@SnarkierThan-U-R]

what makes you think that they would to that in front of a 3rd party?

[@russbelperez3837]

I would have popcorn 🍿 choking on kernels from laughing so much

[@CarlJohnson-kp6uu]

6.50 he’s quoting jimmy from goodfellas when he’s talking to billy bats hahahahaha only legends would have noticed this 😂😂

[@jimmySWphilly]

When Jimmy was stopping Tommy at the bar

[@jimmySWphilly]

Lil bit, ya did

[@effortlessawareness8778]

Nahh-Nahh..You insulted him a lil bit an got outta line yourself

[@haroldfinch8481]

Drinks are on THE HOUSE.

[@williampoole1742]

Wow I absolutely didn't catch that lol good one man

[@danieltucker9118]

What a great relationship

[@joemacgillis8229]

You know why they work well together? Because the way Nia argues is kind of like a guy. She's really good at laughing it off and letting things go when she gets pissed off.

[@jezebulls]

The ones who comment don’t realize that there would be no comedy if Nia was a “Yes-Man” and agreed with everything Bill says. They are both good at not taking shit from each other and controlling themselves not to blow it out of proportion.

[@GastedFlabber]

Thank. You.

[@IzkAndrew]

I agree. Its just the double standard shit that's annoying. Mainly because it hits too close to home 💀 but, what i can say is, at least she doesn't start crying and try making him feel bad by saying she's a fuck up and not owning up to it. She just doesn't own up to it and laughs it off.

[@EnternalSword]

Just listening to these two made me happy. Proper married bickering!

[@timothyeubanks32100]

their communication is really good as a couple.

[@93RGFMV]

"Are you not entertained?!" Lol

[@paulsiemieniewski7558]

"The Lovely Nia"

[@drewwatts2967]

Its a SUPERBOWL! And We won!

[@kristofarvay8425]

This has to be one of the best podcast segments ever that Bill has ever recorded. God Bless Old Freckles!

[@adio.5189]

Ol Billy battered husband. ha!

[@Cipher_Zone]

Dude... I love these two.. 🤣 that’s the relationship I want... I salute you Bill!

[@717deathmetal]

The love between these two is palpable

[@bluesquirrel3919]

I understand Nia, no one wants to watch a series in 10 min increments

[@rad4life1]

Nina, if he falls asleep during a show, it is fair game that you now posses the remote. Even after he wakes up, he forfeited his claim. Lmao

[@schawdaya]

Even when they argue they're laughing. Relationship goals

[@Shigellosis]

Bill's legitimacy and translucency never fails to impress me

[@Themayseffect]

DVR - The new factor of ruined American relationships lol. Supported by - Water Faucets.

[@KillerCornMuffin]

This is hands down the funniest argument I've ever heard. Y'all are amazing.

[@user-jr8em4sg8s]

9:42 “Racing my stuff I don’t appreciate it” 😂😂😂😂

[@muchwow5782]

In a sense i'm using theses podcast to learn how to be normal in a relationship when you start out as a psycho

[@joshgoolman3606]

Stuff to listen to when you start to get lonely being single and miss your ex.

[@Kitty39643]

Its funny hearing them talk like no one is around

[@i.c.wiener252]

I strive to be in a relationship like this 😂

[@evanabbott2737]

“You have 2 incidents, despite your behavior!”😂

[@riffrocker7401]

Lol "...geez a dam didn't break!..."

[@zanzibar6508]

Jesus christ they are perfect for each other

[@randomuser5914]

This is healthy bickering and it ends in laughing. No cursing, no name calling.

[@rob6490]

Just Nia confessing about hitting her spouse

[@criscrosxxx]

@@rob6490 nice

[@sarahlauren5643]

"it's the color of water" 🤣🤣

[@hazardousjazzgasm129]

God these 2 are adorable

[@atraeu]

4:44 "That's what my agent told me.." Nia is underrated lol

[@jojomojojones]

Nia can dish it out but sure can't take it.

[@dibgee2641]

its called being a female

[@JoshMarshain]

Seth A you sound like a lonely (sexually frustrated) dude

[@sethe171]

JD Marshall I'm not lonely, I'm married. You sound like a young man that has no idea what's coming.

[@jesslovesrammstein]

Hahahaha jesus you're an edgelord - and you're married? God, I thought people grew out of that but I guess some people never hit puberty.

[@jesslovesrammstein]

Lmao I'm a girl, and also happily married, but that's besides the point. Why are you married if you hate women so much? Sad that someone else has so much power over you?

[@skylertillett6290]

They're so cute together though

[@calebwatson5144]

These talks with bill and Nia are the best! :D

[@davdeandavdean1347]

I love these two haha

[@ethanbaker4168]

I honestly got really tense there for a second

[@paulworkswellwithothers4091]

Oh man when Nia got all silent i was like "oh shit something's gonna happen" i instinctively turned the volume down. what happened was rather anticlimactic, but I'm happy they're actively working on their disagreements. also, the baby sounds are hella cute! fuck all these people saying that the marriage is going to shit. Theyre working on their problems together, and theyre funy as fuck when they let us listen in on it. I think Bill made a good choice here.

[@slobiden.2593]

0:35 the sweetest intro I’ve ever heard

[@vitruvian7875]

JESUS CHRIST A DAM DIDNT BREAK Shit killed me

[@MrMultifunc]

6:50 Bill's inner De Niro comes out!

[@nam6128]

"If you can make somebody laugh they're less likely to beat you up." -bill burr 13:18

[@bethwenner]

They are the cutest couple in the world. It's ridiculous.

[@komickaze85]

My mother did this to me once. She didn't erase my shows, but she wanted someone to watch the show 24 with her, and I'd tape it for her, and when we sat down and watch nearly every episode, she'd fall asleep. This was years ago, but I ended up HATING the show because I had to watch it like 3 times every episode. But now I don't watch much TV on the TV. Netflix and Hulu are far easier and accessible now. Better Call Saul!

[@davidclarkson3066]

‘Yes! Yes, in the face!!’ 🤣🤣

[@Y2JLionHeart]

This is CLASSIC Bill. Exposing the hypocrisy of the LAYDEES! (While trashing himself as well)

[@betheman1376]

Nia: You have Patriots’ games... Bill: They’re SUPER BOWLS!

[@gennyzelis2303]

Awesome wonderfully entertaining podcast 👏. I love you guys together-so funny

[@Imdarkmaster999]

I remember he talked about the time Nia punched him in the face in a special but he didn't mention why, I started to cry laughing when he mentioned it was because Nia was staring at Colin Farrel

[@aHondaaa]

Haha that's funny. I remember in 2nd Grade one of my teachers was like "I bet when you get older, you guys are gonna have mini CDs!" Well at first, I was thinking that they already do (Gamecube Discs), but also she was wrong

[@patrickoconnor9666]

“Well, you know...if I was dealing with a gentleman...” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@chrisnutley5747]

"You take chances my friend".....Bill needed a little movie reference

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Bill and Nia on the RMS Titanic

[@masaksenja]

Ultimate relationship goals! I'm very much like Nia, just need to find a guy like Bill 😊

[@barsbold274]

5:36 "being a mother is THE most difficult job in the world"

[@kennethturner8290]

Bill Burr learning to use the Roku, "I was alone, I was panicked, I didn't know what to do. I'm okay. The baby is okay..."

[@nattymo7835]

Bill: "I get up at 7 am to work out..." ... Nia: "You get up super early..." Oh geezus

[@nat21myria]

my husband and I have this same arguement about watching tv together as well. he gets mad bcuz I keep watching episodes without him. so I start watching other tv series so we can be on the same page with the series we are watching together.

[@peterpratsch7223]

Whoa look out everybody, my wife’s going rouge with the dvr. Hilarious Bill, fawkin homerun.