*wife voice* "Can you pick up some more, fuckin...yeast" lmfao
@geosar54709 жыл бұрын
Oh my i was like .....lmao this guy is in the zone :)
@anthonychaparro344311 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Carfalog4 жыл бұрын
I need a Wanted Dead or Alive edit with Bill yelling “WAAAANTEEEEEED” in the background” during the chorus😂
@sXePunkV29 жыл бұрын
Coz I'm wanted! (WAAANNNTEED)
@robv.15036 жыл бұрын
"Can you pick up some more fuckiinnnn'....yeast..." LMAO
@Buttersweet18 жыл бұрын
I like how he keeps saying he was punching up the script just in case his business partners are listening.
@GerNiels8 жыл бұрын
ol' freckleface sure knows how to paint a picture
@markschillin9 жыл бұрын
YOU JUST SLIP OUT THE BACK JACK!
@pwrinklejohnson97829 жыл бұрын
When a truly married guy goes on vacation with his family it's not his version of a vacation. What you saw was a married guys dream vacation.
@gart769 жыл бұрын
The comparison with guy who just lost a case in court was really funny.
@cruzinezy19684 жыл бұрын
gart76 that's pretty accurate assessment of a morning hater
@danielbrown17243 жыл бұрын
“Can you pick up some yeast?!!” 🤣🤣
@DrAlphatier9 жыл бұрын
The way Bill describes these guys has me never wanting to get married.
@maltesefalcon42219 жыл бұрын
A Dagger go MGTOW everyone else is
@kylestarfaux9 жыл бұрын
A Dagger marriage is a joke
@0INFERNO18 жыл бұрын
+A Dagger it's piece of paper.
@maltesefalcon42218 жыл бұрын
+Mister Grimm It's a contract.
@0INFERNO18 жыл бұрын
Maltese Falcon Like I said.....a piece of paper.............................. that can ruin your life.
@LoneWolf-wp9dn9 жыл бұрын
Wanteeeed
@DannyFatSack9 жыл бұрын
I laughed so goddamn hard
@JohnSmith-oy9by9 жыл бұрын
7:15
@frarfarf8 жыл бұрын
"he looks like he's walking out of court, and he was 100% right, and he's already mentally getting past that, and thinking about how he's going to take justice into his own hands, like he's gonna fucking kneecap somebody.. that's if you wake him up 20 minutes early"
@luisalcala52097 жыл бұрын
I looked for this story for half an hour during lunch today at work and now I finally found it but I gotta go to bed
@theMondayMorningPodcastClips7 жыл бұрын
Glad you found it!
@supersaiyanzero3864 жыл бұрын
"Me and Virzi are married" I took that completely differently than intended.
@DefneDance3 жыл бұрын
So funny how everything makes Bill annoyed and angry, but total mayhem... loves it! Can even work on a script 😂
@Styles9292 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite clips of all time!
@AKarnold10108 жыл бұрын
Sounds like one of the best fucking weekends ever, Bill. Hilarious
@elisanchez54808 жыл бұрын
2:31 Oh my God, I just spit out my soda. Bill, be careful with the wording. XD
@ryandunno51362 жыл бұрын
Anyone else picture Bill Burr at a typewriter when he says he's punching up the script? lol
@scottyp25056 жыл бұрын
“That fuckin machine” you mean a blender bill 😂😂
@killakratoshiphopheathen7 жыл бұрын
He had a great voice...but wat the fuck rite? Lol my dude funny
@verticalhorizon46339 жыл бұрын
Crown Royal and Ginger Ale; the solution to the week.
@MrMidnightSpecialist8 жыл бұрын
+Vertical Horizon I would just stick with Ginger Ale because I don't drink. However, the fact you mentioned Crown Royal with Ginger Ale would make me want to take part in that synergetic beverage lol
@tombystander2 ай бұрын
That bon jovi bit had me crying
@sud66465 жыл бұрын
LOL you describing that guy waking up is hilarious
@traviscoates68783 жыл бұрын
Now that I'm 40, i drink like a maniac when I'm with my friends for a weekend. It only happens a few times a year and we all overdue it
@xcesarxramosx9 жыл бұрын
Awesome story
@quinnc19445 жыл бұрын
When he said “Me and...uh...” To start the story I already knew who the FELLAS were gonna be
@oopsydaizi3s824 Жыл бұрын
I was just listening to dead or alive and had to come here after for bill’s version
@pix87672 жыл бұрын
I’m crying laughing this was great
@Brandon-vy6uw8 жыл бұрын
Great visuals lol hilarious
@RB-mk7ph7 жыл бұрын
HYSTERICAL HAHAHAHA
@Holy_hand-grenade6 жыл бұрын
As a 33 year old who always got brutal hangovers even as a youngin, I’m pretty sure the secret to old guys going hard for a weekend is a little bit of coke or Adderall with the liquor at night, with tremendous Gatorade, sleep a couple hours, then start the morning with a little piece of Klonopin, a 30mg oxycodone, a Bloody Mary and a big greasy breakfast. It’s like the partying version of no interest financing... you get a few days and nights without paying for it, then you pay out the ass for a couple days after you’re done.
@Holy_hand-grenade6 жыл бұрын
But I’m not an alcoholic and I’m a pussy with hangovers - so I guess that’s just what I would need to keep going. I’m guessing there are some absolute animals out there who can get by on nothing but booze, bacon & cigarettes for 3 Days.
@martymcfly88mph355 жыл бұрын
Wtf ur a head dude
@uriah95594 жыл бұрын
maybe you get bad hangovers cuz your stomach lining has been destroyed by pills
@HittokiriBatosai4 жыл бұрын
Hardly seems worth it
@jimmypatriot52034 жыл бұрын
This was a great story
@mcs2408 жыл бұрын
This is so true, lol!
@marksluimers42417 жыл бұрын
I would watch this show.
@maxleighgrace88582 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest story. I fucking love it
@mr.thekidd4984 жыл бұрын
...me n the Boyz do exactly this. We all chip in And get a BnB on Shadow Lane in Green Bay. Not even a Packers fan but the atmosphere is Sic. 1 of a kind.
@RashtaEinthisB5 жыл бұрын
7:16 XD
@koslim5 жыл бұрын
I pissed my self with the margarita blender.. Hahahhaha
@ferengi20227 жыл бұрын
never change bill
@dromano19778 жыл бұрын
Truth.
@TheSlammurai9 жыл бұрын
The Psycho On The Plane is still funnier than this, but this story is fucking hilarious.
@jayc13957 жыл бұрын
TheSlammurai where ya going BILL
@arzc77 жыл бұрын
TheSlammurai what ya doing in Minneapolis BILL
@VeMi13377 жыл бұрын
TheSlammurai I love this story so much, I think it ties with the plane story honestly
@CHIEFS_DYNASTY_6 жыл бұрын
Aaron Connell its indianapolis u fuckin bitcchhhh
@joshct94267 жыл бұрын
really this should be a show on tv. it would be hilarious...nevermind automatically better than half of tv already because 1/2 of tv is unwatchable. love the blender & bon jovi part!
@smileyattitude68073 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Real live audience people asking for advice in person or calling in would be the best ever!!
@joshct94263 жыл бұрын
@@smileyattitude6807 it would be good stuff for sure
@rodrigoaragon493410 ай бұрын
DUDE! DON'T GO TO THOSE GAMES! YOU'RE A JINX!!!
@YouAlreadyKnowBabi9 жыл бұрын
omg this shit was fucking hilarious!!!!
@Marco-fr3bf3 жыл бұрын
Only the names will chAAAnge😂
@harley87288 жыл бұрын
funny shit!
@RB-mk7ph7 жыл бұрын
Punching up the script
@Turismoshepard3 жыл бұрын
6:30 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@atotalidiot4 жыл бұрын
Suzie chipped her tooth on the coffee table...
@felixwalpole82065 жыл бұрын
Lost it at yeast
@poodtang18 жыл бұрын
OMG if I was your friend I would loose my fucking mind. Seriously my head would fucking explode. Like to travel and would stay in cheap hotels that were almost always flooded with college punks. Screaming and yelling till 2am with music so loud I could hear the words with my door shut.
@Juk3n7 жыл бұрын
Crying, while shitting. :-)
@briancannon39875 жыл бұрын
I would kill to see a video of drunk bill at the football game. We've all seen bill I want to see the real bill where he doesn't know he's being videotaped
@muneerhasan6036 жыл бұрын
OHHH JEEEEEEESUS !!!
@benvey8 жыл бұрын
7:04 Satan? is that you?
@TheBoxingCannabyte8 жыл бұрын
+Ben Vasquez you just fed me a rofl-waffle
@privateprivate22682 жыл бұрын
👍
@nikobellic25153 жыл бұрын
6:35
@robschaller90617 жыл бұрын
LOL dude DO NOT got to an Ohio State home game!
@uriah95594 жыл бұрын
because Ohio is a shithole?
@OutdorsDanny5 жыл бұрын
Party until 3 and then wake up 4 hours later? Shit that sounds like everyday life to me since I was 16( I'm in my 30s now)
@laudanum6695 жыл бұрын
Me too until about 40 then I slowed down a bit. now 54 still party and staying up late. Best thing I'm retired. Have fun.
@kraigburningham42884 жыл бұрын
What is it you were doing Bill? Oh yeah.you were "punching up your script". Got it. You were "punching up this script". Right. Good. Still got it.
@General420smoke9 жыл бұрын
i wonder if gingers feel connected to eachother like other minorities?
@pwrinklejohnson97829 жыл бұрын
I'm sure no more than childlike adults do.
@JamesSmith-cm7sg9 жыл бұрын
Leave the poor bastards alone. Gingers get skin cancer just by browsing expedia.
@ybs90037 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@geordangundelfinger89225 жыл бұрын
If you rearrange ginger you get the n word.
@uriah95594 жыл бұрын
@@geordangundelfinger8922 coincidence!?!?!
@joea36779 жыл бұрын
Wonder what's bills favorite gar. .
@sloanmagnum5009 Жыл бұрын
Thats when you know you're a hardcore alcoholic boozer when you can get absolutely smashed, pass out drunk, wake up 5 hours later and start getting drunk again. Yuck...
@crashdudes9115 жыл бұрын
That song is so cheesy and overused but also fucking power if you're on a bike or in the gym, like Sabotage by the Beastie Boys
@soffer3 жыл бұрын
# bill burr wanted dead or alive
@frarfarf8 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why the fuck he is in this house with these dudes - there is almost no context at the start!
@nickgarcia12928 жыл бұрын
agreed what is this fucking house lol
@Brrrrrt7 жыл бұрын
frarfarf just a little vacation he went on
@lmop36639 жыл бұрын
I regards to your last comment with where he's at, perhaps he attract fans attention who aren't pieces of shit. Demographic of fans, would most likely be like minded with your rants. It is a cunt act to film someone against their will. I'm sure you would agree so the ones who know you, may have had enough respect to leave you be.