Billboard BREAKDOWN - Hot 100 - June 8, 2024 (Pink Skies, BAND4BAND, U My Everything, After Hours)

[@piran1807]

Absolutely delighted that ‘Good Luck, Babe!’ finally leaped into the Top 40 and that ‘Red Wine Supernova’ made it to #1 on the Bubbling Under chart. Hoping ‘LUNCH’ can rebound or at least stabilise in the coming weeks. Happy Pride Month everybody! 🌈

[@TheBlackPanther05]

God, Red Wine Supernova absolutely NEEDS TO CHART NEXT WEEK!! It is such a banger!

[@piran1807]

@@TheBlackPanther05 Agreed. We're probably looking at an all-caps BOTW from Mark if it does chart and I found out that Chappell Roan also surged into the Top 5 there with 'Hot To Go!' too! 😊

[@piran1807]

Fantastic seeing ‘Espresso’ back in the Top 5. Radio is really starting to get behind it and I’m super excited for Sabrina’s upcoming album in August given her recent run of singles! 😊

[@piran1807]

Well done to Zach Bryan on his third Top 10 hit and for landing another BOTW. ‘Pink Skies’ may not be on the same level as ‘I Remember Everything’ for me, but it’s a fantastic song nonetheless and I'd love for it to stick around! ❤

[@anamelessyoutuber1462]

Pink Skies is indeed a very good song.

[@thatoneguy9582]

pink skies could definitely be on the same level imo- it sure as hell _hits_ harder like you cant tell me “the kids are in town for a funeral” isnt one of the most powerful first lines to a song like. ever,

[@piran1807]

@@thatoneguy9582 I think it's definitely a more emotional song and one that hit just as deep for me. My only criticism would be that the harmonicas were a bit too loud, but that's only a minor nitpick and Zach Bryan is proving yet again why he's one of the best country acts in the mainstream right now.

[@dolljuliet_h2301]

I had Pink Skies as song of the day, yesterday and managed to get a couple of my friends to listen to it on their own free will. Both came back to me, crying. Yeah, that's the Zach Bryan experience if I ever heard one.

[@coletorres2960]

BOTW: Zach Bryan - Pink Skies HM: Don Toliver - Attitude ft. Charlie Wilson & Cash Cobain HM: Kehlani - After Hours WOTW: Sexyy Red & Drake - U My Everything DM: twenty one pilots - The Craving (Jenna's Version)

[@juliekeast6175]

1. Drake embarrassing himself Chapter 105 next week if "Wah Gwan Delilah" charts. 2. "Pink Skies" is my botw. While I agree its not Zach's best but it hits home for me. 3. Please America, let "Red Wine Supernova" chart next week. 4. The new Luke Combs song coming on Thursday might be one of his best.

[@jchmusic7587]

"Pink Skies" is really good, but I prefer "After Hours." Such a fun song. "Red Wine Supernova" will hopefully chart since its streaming really picked up for Pride Month

[@Ebon_Sean]

I spent a whole day thinking "Wah Gwan Delilah" was somebody trolling to make fun of Drake following his massive L against Kendrick Lamar. I can't believe that song's legit.

[@TheBlackPanther05]

Man, Drake is just continuing to take L after L this year

[@johnshields9904]

Pink Skies is a fantastic song I hope it sticks around

[@TheBlackPanther05]

15:25 LMAO Im surprised Drake didn't pop ass with Sexxy Red on the track! 😂

[@TheBlackPanther05]

My Rankings for New Arrivals This Week: BOTW (ALL CAPS): Pink Skies (Zach literally does it again Man!) HM: After Hours (Glad to see this Pro-Palestine Queen back with a Bop like this!)/ Your Place (Pretty solid country song and if we could get more female country artists on the charts, thats a HUGE net positive for me!) WOTW (ALL CAPS): U My Everything (Genuinely one of the most laughably bad trainwrecks I've heard all year) DHM: Si No Es Contigo (Just nothing to write home about)

[@jchmusic7587]

For me, Kehlani is getting best. This song is one of the best I've heard all year

[@beatoriche7301]

I totally cosign the all-caps BOTW for Pink Skies ... might be one of the best things Zach Bryan has ever done, and that's saying a lot.

[@cubedmelons876]

I wanna know what record executive thought a Drake feature in June 2024 was a good idea to greenlight for their up and coming rapper. That has to be the most out of touch idea I've seen in a while.

[@juliekeast6175]

The same record execs who agreed to Drake appearing twice on Camila Cabello's upcoming album?

[@cubedmelons876]

@@juliekeast6175 Oof... There's still time, Camila! It's not too late to scrap the Drake appearances before releasing it to the public!

[@snorter9783]

Drake’s catalogue gets over 40 million streams every day. Beef loss or not, he’s a commercial monster.

[@forzadorianprofdp3833]

Best: Pink skies by Zach Bryan (Does this man ever miss?), Additude (Decent groove), After hours Worst: Si No Es Contigo (zzzzzz...), U my everything (just flat out bad in every angle possible, not even drake could save this ☠️)

[@fangirlonfire]

15:17 i think i just heard mark’s knuckles crack LOL

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Song Recommendations: Mood Swings by Mass of Man, Bingx, and GAWNE: A really cool rap song, with infectious production, fantastic rapping from MOM, Bingx, and GAWNE, fantastic lyrics, and an insanely cool music video that pays homage to various old movies. So friggin cool! Big Boom Theory by The Archie Carter: So this guy made an album inspired by Fallout, titled Fallout Boy, and this is the opening track. Which slaps. The production is awesome, and does a great job interpolating I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire Song by The Ink Spots, AC’s rapping is on point, and the lyrics rule. Definitely recommend to any Fallout fan. Places To Be by Fred again.., Anderson .Paak, and CHIKA: Another awesome Fred Again bop, with infectious production from the goat FA, great vocals from Anderson and CHIKA, and good lyrics. Fred Again don’t miss! Freedom Flag by Pepe Deluxé: An insanely infectious bop, with phenomenal production, fantastic vocals, great lyrics, and an insanely trippy video. Love it! Deja Vu by Logic and DJ Drama: Another awesome Logic bop, with infectious production from DJ Drama, Logic being awesome, and great lyrics. So hyped for Ultra 85! Love Is Dumb by Raleigh Ritchie: A great track, with lovely production, great vocals from Ritchie, and fantastic lyrics. So glad to have this dude back!

[@juhaniaho6698]

Anybody else noticing that the harmonica in Pink Skies has a similar melody to the harmonica in Piano Man by Billy Joel? Or is it just me?

[@TheBlackPanther05]

YAYYYY IT'S FINALLY HERE!!

[@tylersutton3224]

u my everything just proving what kendrick said on

[@piran1807]

Good to see ‘Think I’m In Love With You’ continuing its momentum. Would be very nice if this became a hit in the summer!

[@santaclara6112]

I'm glad we got at least one Twenty One Pilots song this week, but I wish it was "Midwest Indigo" instead. It's my favorite song on the album, as well as my favorite song released this year. I like "The Craving" well enough, but i would have liked something with a little more energy.

[@TheBlackPanther05]

Yesss So Happy to see Chris Stapleton break into the Top 50 with I Think I Love You and Chappel Roan break into the Top 40 with Good Luck Babe! They're both incredible songs from incredible artists! Now lets hope to God they actually stabilize with some momentum or get even higher!

[@theflaggedyoutuberii4311]

0:00-3:30 *I had some help by someone* who is *not like us* She's a *million dollar baby* Never *tipsy* Her only vice is *espresso* she's prettier than *pink skies* She never *lose control* She's just *too sweet* Just a *beautiful thing* I want her for *lunch*

[@GraysonTheVA]

Dude, you should do something like this more often.

[@jchmusic7587]

This was genius

[@williampusey8266]

Beige Boy Summer is still on top? Wonderful./s

[@dariohernandez9967]

This was the week that was expected with limited falloff from album bombs. Next week is certainly going to have an interesting conversation with that new Eminem single for his new concept album likely dropping later in summer, but we could also see some other new arrivals from the Bubbling Under that could make an impact. 1. Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan (+3) (Given how the streaming has been picking up for both this and #5, I would not be surprised if they both chart next week.) 2. Let Your Boys Be Country by Jason Aldean (+4) 3. The Door by Teddy Swims (=) 4. The Thin Grey Line by $uicideboy$ (New) 5. Hot To Go! by Chappell Roan (+15) 6. Fall Back by Lithe (+4) 7. Luna by Feid & ATL Jacob (=) 8. Sundress by A$AP Rocky (-3) 9. Beautiful As You by Thomas Rhett (+6) 10. Love You Again by Chase Matthew (+9) 11. Chevrolet by Dustin Lynch ft. Jelly Roll (+13) 12. How Sweet by NewJeans (New) 13. Young Love & Saturday Nights (-2) 14. Talk My Shit by BossMan DLow (-6) 15. Nasty by Tinashe (New) (This new entry is interesting to me, given that the song was released nearly two months ago but has been slowly rising on streaming. I'm not sure if it will chart within the next month, but I wouldn't be surprised if that happened.) 16. Madonna by Natanael Cano & Oscar Maydon (-3) 17. Indifferent by Megan Moroney (Re-Entry) (I find it ironic her promo song has more traction than her second single pushed from her last album.) 18. Evergreen by Richy Mitch And The Coal Miners (Re-Entry) 19. Devil You Know by Tyler Braden (+4) 20. I'm Not Pretty by Megan Moroney (Re-Entry) 21. Smoke & A Light by Ole 60 (-4) 22. Santa by Rvssian, Rauw Alejandro & Ayra Starr (-13) (I don't know if it will get a slight boost from Ayra's new album that came out.) 23. I Don't Wanna Wait by David Guetta & OneRepublic (Re-Entry) 24. Babydoll by Dominic Fike (New) (I knew it would be a matter of time for this deep-cut to show up here.) 25. Hang Tight Honey by Lainey Wilson (-7)

[@GraysonTheVA]

BOTW: The Craving (Jenna's Version) - I don't care what anyone says, this is one of the songs from artists you don't expect that I feel like deserve more respect. HM: Pink Skies - Another W from Zach Bryan, and goddamn that harmonica is infectious as hell. DM: Attitude - Yeah this is boring. Props to Cash Cobain for getting his first Hot 100 song (and Ashley Cooke too) WOTW (all caps): U My Everything - Who just stood there with Sexyy Red and didn't say, "My God, this is one of the worst songs I've ever heard!"? If this has a similar fate to both Facts and Big Foot from a few months ago, thank God. Sexyy Red, may your career die please. Spoiler alert: I like the new Eminem single, screw what the critics say.

[@alex_flamer]

Yes everyone all over social media keeps using Birds of a Feather because they use it to soundtrack videos/posts of how much they love their friends. They've also been using Chihiro a lot too.

[@dirtyrat7181]

Best: Pink Skies HM: The Craving (Jenna's Version) DM: U My Everything Worst: SI NO ES CONTIGO

[@TomCatwhick.]

My Predictions for what I think will debut this week on The Hot 100: How Sweet NewJeans (❌112) Hot To Go! Chappel Ronan (❌105) Red Wine Supernova Chappel Ronan (❌101) The Door Teddy Swims (❌103) Your Place Ashley Cook (✔) Revival Zach Bryan (❌) The Thin Grey Line $uicideboy$ (❌104) Attitude Don Toliver feat. Charlie Wilson and Cash Cobain (✔) SI NO ES CONTIGO Cris Mj (✔) U My Everything Sexyy Red feat. Drake (✔) Band4Band Central Cee feat. Lil Baby (✔) Pink Skies Zach Bryan (✔) What I Missed (Where did the traction come from?) After Hours Kehalni The Craving (Jenna's Version) Twenty One Pilots

[@piran1807]

'Revival' not breaking through surprises me. Same with 'The Craving (Jenna's Version)' debuting.

[@TomCatwhick.]

@@piran1807 Revival not breaking through has to be an error on Billboard's part. It's not on the Bubbling Under either. Revival should be somewhere in the bottom 10 or top 5 on the Bubbling Under list.

[@piran1807]

@@TomCatwhick. Yeah, something's definitely up if it isn't even in the Bubbling Under chart, given it was #1 there last week and was predicted at around #95 on the actual Hot 100 during the weekend.

[@nwjnstwice721]

Supernova is bigger than How Sweet but the latter entered the bubbling under so hopefully the former can as well

[@AquilaSky21]

Zach Bryan never fails to be amazing! ^^

[@TLcharts]

Botw: Your place (Female country never disappoint) Hm: After hours (Never expected this to chart but I'm happy it did) Dhm: Attitude (it was either this or band 4 band but this sounds worse so it took the spot Wotw: U my everything (OMG Drake what's got into you?)

[@TheBlackPanther05]

So uh..... What are some thoughts on Eminem's newest single, "Houdini" which is going to challenge for the Top spot next week.

[@jchmusic7587]

To be honest, I didn't care much to listen to it. I will when it charts

[@thelESC18]

Would be otherwise enjoyable, but two very questionable lines bring it down. I know this is Eminem we're talking about and I don't know how serious he is, but exactly that uncertainty makes listening to it quite awkward. Knowing Eminem I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt for now 6/10 at best, 4/10 at worst

[@beatoriche7301]

It's a weak retro-pandering song whose lyrics might as well have been taken straight from a Dave Chappelle special that they were ultimately cut from because they weren't funny. Not the worst song I've heard on the charts this year, but easily the one I respect the least (and it's not even close - at least freaking Tom MacDonald is driven by something other than craven commercialism).

[@CellistOncemymidzy78]

Meh

[@thatoneguy9582]

weirdly complicated to think about for being a fuckin eminem lead single on one hand kind of a jam and very fun (for once in eminem’s modern fuckin career) but on the other. yapping about being cancelled and just really confusing trans line which. both really rub me the wrong way

[@AquilaSky21]

My personal new debuts of the week (June 4, 2024) Foster The People-Lost In Space (#64) Skrillex, Hamdi, TAICHUNG & OFFAIAH-Push (#67) Frank Ocean-American Wedding (#73) Rain City Drive x Dayseeker-Medicate Me (#75) Eminem-Houdini (#80) Marshmello, Kane Brown-Miles On It (#93)

[@InkAndPoet]

That Marshmello/Kane Brown song is totally ass.

[@AquilaSky21]

I’m so happy Not Like Us is doing so good for a diss track! ^^

[@piran1807]

It's holding up way better than I thought it would. Can't complain though!

[@TheBlackPanther05]

Agreed! It's doing WAY better than I or I think anyone else expected it to!

[@Jackrabbit7]

Song of the year for sure

[@ZaerayaMusic]

Houdini next week

[@jeremyusreevu237]

BOTW: The Craving (Jenna’s Version). A really nice song, with great production, beautiful vocals from Tyler, and fantastic lyrics. Great song from a great band! HM (Tie): Attitude. Bandit was pretty mid, but this song absolutely slaps. The beat is fantastic, everyone does great, and the lyrics are solid. Cool little bop. HM (Tie): BAND4BAND. A collab that works better than it has any right to, with infectious production, awesome vocals from Central and Baby, and solid lyrics. Really good! HM (Tie): Pink Skies. Another lovely Zach Bryan song, with great production, fantastic production, and cool lyrics. Nice. DM: Si No Es Contigo. More generic nothing. WOTW: U My Everything. It’s Sexxy Redd and Drake. Do you need an explanation?

[@jchmusic7587]

What's your opinion on "After Hours?"

[@jeremyusreevu237]

@@jchmusic7587 It's ok.

[@meepswag35]

pink skies was great, the harmonica was a little goofy, but nonethless still great

[@shruggiemusic9057]

Thoughts on Houdini - Eminem?

[@GraysonTheVA]

I like it, don't care what the stupid critics say.

[@TheBlackPanther05]

All Imma say is Eminem WISHES he was Dua Lipa.

[@Artizm_Music]

I like it personally, but I TOTALLY see why anyone with a brain would think it’s pretty mid.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Pretty cool.

[@beatoriche7301]

I get the appeal, and the sound even clicks with me a little bit, but I have very little respect for it on an artistic level. It's blatant nostalgia-pandering towards an era where Eminem was at his commercial apex, and I've never really gotten into the guy despite liking some of his songs a lot (Stan in particular is one of my favorite songs of all time, even), so ... not really a fan. And that's before we get into the content, with most of the lyrics honestly reading as throwaway lines from a Dave Chappelle special from five years ago. Look, there's probably some truth to people being too easily offended (although he's like ten years late to the party) and getting out the pitchforks to crucify someone over a joke that's kind of in poor taste (and in a way, comedy is all about taking risks and seeing how jokes land with an audience, so that's not really a climate conducive to the writing of good comedy) because it gives them a sense of power in an age where the vast majority of the populace have been almost completely stripped of the power to effect any change whatsoever, but Eminem doesn't provide a new or interesting take on the matter and seems hell-bent on only recycling the most low-effort and stale talking points imaginable. I'm not suggesting people cancel Eminem because he's back to writing questionable lyrics for shock value in much the same way he used to - I'm suggesting people cancel him because the song is hot garbage and the lyrics are a total hackjob. Not my most hated song to get popular this year so far, but certainly the one that I respect the least.

[@thema1998]

1) "I Had Some Help" lasting at #1 is disappointing but not surprising. At least Zach Bryan's "Pink Skies" debuted at #6. He's a country superstar that's actually worth paying attention to! ☹️➡️😃👍 2) I had never heard of Ashley Cooke and I had forgotten that Kehlani was non-binary. I've heard the latter being referred to with she/her pronouns, which they also use, more often than the they/them pronouns they primarily use. Then again, Twitter is not exactly known for being respectful towards LGBTQ+ people! 😅 3) It's crazy how Central Cee was the British rapper that was able to get crossover success in the U.S. Then again, he got a co-sign from Drake when that actually meant something.

[@oklahomasoonersfootball]

Great week

[@fanstar141]

Zach Bryan's Revival was supposed to chart on the hot 100 this week, but Billboard in its infinite wisdom made it age recurrent after 40 weeks on bubbling under? Legimitately the first time I've ever seen BB do something like this

[@AquilaSky21]

My top 25 songs of the week (June 4, 2024) 1. Bring Me The Horizon-YOUtopia (+1) (#1 for 1 week) 2. Kendrick Lamar-euphoria (+2) (#1 for 1 week) 3. Noah Kahan ft. Post Malone-Dial Drunk (=) (#1 for 7 weeks) 4. Twenty One Pilots-Overcompensate (-3) (#1 for 3 weeks) 5. Kendrick Lamar-Not Like Us (=) 6. Marianas Trench-A Normal Life (=) (#1 for 1 week) 7. Billie Eilish-LUNCH (=) 8. Future, Metro Boomin ft. Kendrick Lamar-Like That (+1) 9. Taylor Swift ft. Post Malone-Fortnight (+1) (#1 for 1 week) 10. Dua Lipa-Illusion (+1) 11. SZA-Saturn (+1) 12. Hozier-Too Sweet (+1) 13. MY FIRST STORY x HYDE-MUGEN (+3) 14. Twenty One Pilots-Midwest Indigo (-6) 15. NECRY TALKIE-bloom (=) (#1 for 3 weeks) 16. Taylor Swift-Guilty as Sin? (+1) 17. Pierce The Veil-Karma Police (+4) 18. Abandoned Pools-Unrehearsed (=) 19. Twenty One Pilots-At The Risk Of Feeling Dumb (-5) 20. Noah Kahan-Stick Season (+2) 21. Conan Gray-Never Ending Song (+4) 22. Twenty One Pilots-Backslide (-3) 23. Tenacious D-Baby One More Time (=) 24. Porter Robinson-Cheerleader (+2) 25. Kendrick Lamar-meet the grahams (+2)

[@thelESC18]

Something I have thought about "Nice for What" is probably Drake's most well liked song in this community. Do you think that recent developments taint that song in any way? I'm considering removing it from my 2018 best list

[@TheBlackPanther05]

I mean........ "High School Pics, you was even bad then".... Yeah, I wouldnt blame you for removing it based on that lyric alone

[@thelESC18]

​@@TheBlackPanther05 I forgot about that line... YIKES It was only my #10 anyway

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@TheBlackPanther05 i mean im almost *certain* that’s not how the line is supposed to be interpreted but like. yeahhh

[@gracecarpinter8623]

@@thatoneguy9582 I agree, I don't interpret that line in any kind of creepy manner, but considering the amount of evidence of Drake behaving weirdly around teenage girls, I wouldn't be surprised if other people don't have the goodwill to let Drake off the hook anymore.

[@MissAlmostFine]

I never bought Drake's fake empowerment schtick on "Nice for What" in the first place. So recent events only confirmed my overall view on him and his music.

[@adeku9364]

I still dont understand why twenty one pilots decided to go with the craving as the next single. Routines in the night, navigating, midwest indigo and vignette are all right there.

[@meepswag35]

why was it so late this week?

[@TheBlackPanther05]

He got a worldwide copyright block, so it took a WHILE to get it up.

[@piran1807]

The original upload was hit by copyright. :/

[@MehaanThaj]

I agree with the industry that I had some help should stay at 1

[@Jackrabbit7]

Million Dollar Baby is a way better song

[@TheBlackPanther05]

Happy Pride Month Yall! 😊🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@TheBlackPanther05]

*ATTENTION ALL HOTTIES AND CARPENTERS!!!* 🚨 Both Megan Thee Stallion AND Sabrina Carpenter have announced that their albums Megan and Short N Sweet are RELEASING THIS YEAR on June 28th and August 23rd respectively, and I am SOO EXCITED!! They're both 2 of my favorite artists, and I CANNOT WAIT FOR THEIR ALBUMS, especially Sabrina since shes releasing a new song called Please Please Please on Friday! Who's with me?! 🎉

[@jchmusic7587]

Camila Cabello also announced an album, but the singles have been disappointing. I like Camila, and I was rooting for her, but she's not living up to the artist I know she can be. I'm excited about Megan & Sabrina, though

[@josephtafur]

My Opinion on This Weeks New Arrivals: WOTW: U My Everything- You know What Mark said about how Drake can bleed out himself, Perfect Example right here DM1: Attitude- I really don't care about this collab and yeah it doesn't work. DM2: BAND4BAND- Boring DM2: Si No Es Contigo- Generic Reggeaton HM: The Craving (Jenna's Version)- It's OK but their better songs from the new TøP songs that deserve to chart more than this one BOTW1: Your Place- Very good song, I'll take it BOTW2: After Hours- I like the Production BOTW3: Pink Skies- This is fantastic song, I'm looking forward to the new album. Sorry for the late posting, Mother Nature decide to give me hell in H-Town causing a mess for my trip to Dallas. See ya Next Week.

[@Themoushtaceleague96]

Next week is gonna be…interesting with Eminem. Yay us 🫠

[@erikdaniels0n]

*BEST OF THE WEEK*: Pink Skies (okay, I really need to get into Zach Bryan because everything I’ve heard from him, I’ve loved) HM1: Your Place HM2: After Hours DM: Attitude *WORST OF THE WEEK*: U My Everything (hahahahahaha NO. Absolutely fucking not. I can’t stand Sexyy Red’s voice on a good song and this is not a good song. She’s particularly insufferable here. Also, Drake’s here, I guess. Maybe if we stop acknowledging him, he’ll stop “feeding into the memes” and go the fuck away)

[@jchmusic7587]

"After Hours" is an absolutely incredible song and is my favorite of the week. Sorry, Zach Bryan, but you were close

[@shruggiemusic9057]

Happy Pride Month everyone!!!

[@TheBlackPanther05]

Am I the only one who expected U My Everything to get an All-Caps WOTW?

[@jamesgray6421]

She thought it would be funny, I think the production had some potential

[@jchmusic7587]

I wasn't. He's given a lot of those lately, and Mark has been both critical and charitable to Sexyy Red. I knew it was gonna get the worst

[@juliekeast6175]

If "Wah Gwan Delilah" charts...it might get all caps worst of the week

[@jchmusic7587]

@@juliekeast6175 I just listened to it... WTF is this? That was...

[@juliekeast6175]

​@@jchmusic7587 Yeah somebody in Drake's circle is advising him badly

[@5196Tpffan]

The beat on "U My Everything" is carrying the song, which doesn't make it completely horrible. It should have gone to better artists

[@jamesgray6421]

What are the odds of Eminem getting WORST OF THE WEEK?

[@thelESC18]

Depends on what Mark things about the rest of the song outside of those lines. Cole's "Pi" didn't get WOTW, because Mark thought the song was otherwise great (I suspect might have even gotten BOTW otherwise)

[@juhaniaho6698]

@@thelESC18 Mark credited the verses of Daylyt and Ab-Soul.

[@juhaniaho6698]

It depends. What are the odds of Grippy charting next week?

[@Jackrabbit7]

I don’t think he’ll hate it THAT much

[@doomslayer7893]

hes prolly gon think its just mid

[@anamelessyoutuber1462]

Cowgirls sucks and CHIHIRO rocks. Now that I got everyone's attention, the nominees for the world's most important and Chaddest award show, the Kids Choice Awards, have been announced. I have so much ironic enjoyment for this dumb shitpost thanks to unhinged nominations they make. Stockholm syndrome also might be the reason I still pay attention to them. Here's a ranking of every Favorite Song/Music Collaboration/Viral Song nominee from this decade. This was the most amount of fun I had talking about Billboard music in awhile. Oh, and I'm gonna leave a special ranking for the movie categories in the replies. (Turns off "Kids Choice Awards Nominated = Amazing" switch). Fun Fact: All these songs are Gigachad's picks for the sixty best songs of the decade so far. Every 2020's Kids Choice Awards Favorite Song/Music Collaboration Nominee Ranked: Songs I Haven't Listen To Tier (I'll explain why in the replies.): -Ice Cream-Blackpink and Selena Gomez -Save Your Tears-The Weeknd ft. Ariana Grande (Real version would be five.) -Bam Bam-Camila Cabello ft. Ed Sheeran -Don't You Worry-Black Eyes Peas, David Guetta, and Shakira -Fast Car-Luke Combs -Flowers-Miley Cyrus -Paint The Town Red-Doja Cat -TEXAS HOLD' EM-Beyonce -yes, and?-Ariana Grande -All My Life-Lil Durk and J. Cole (This should be a funny nomination, but it's actually sad.) -Baby Don't Hurt Me-David Guetta, Anne Marie, and Coi Leray -Barbie World-Nicki Minaj and Ice Spice with Aqua -Doctor (Work it Out)-Pharrell Williams ft. Miley Cyrus -Fortnight-Taylor Swift ft. Post Malone -Karma (Remix)-Taylor Swift and Ice Spice -SUPPOSED TO BE LOVED-DJ Khaled ft. Lil Baby, Future, and Lil Uzi Vert -Wild Ones-Jessie Murph and Jelly Roll (What?) -Beautiful Things-Benson Boone -Daylight-David Kushner -Espresso-Sabrina Carpenter -Greedy-Tate McRae -Lil Boo Thang-Paul Russell Bad Tier: 38. Yummy-Justin Bieber 37. Stuck with U-Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber 36. Beautiful Mistakes-Maroon 5 ft. Megan Thee Stallion Eh Tier: 35. STAY-The Kid Lorai and Justin Bieber 34. Toosie Slide-Drake 33. Lonely-Justin Bieber and Benny Blanco 32. Holy-Justin Bieber and Chance the Rapper Fine Tier: 31. Stay with Me-Calvin Harris ft. Justin Timberlake, Halsey, and Pharrell 30. I Like You (A Happier Song)-Post Malone ft. Doja Cat 29. Bad Habits-Ed Sheeran (The thing about me is that I'm not even sure that the version of me that would place this song here even exists.) 28. First Class-Jack Harlow 27. Bejeweled-Taylor Swift 26. Selfish-Justin Timberlake 25. Best Friend-Saweetie ft. Doja Cat 24. Up-Cardi B (This song getting nominated is the mascot for why I still pay attention to the KCAs. If I ranked these songs by how funny their nominations are, this and something coming later would top the list.) 23. Wonder-Shawn Mendes Really Enjoyable Tier: 22. Anti-Hero-Taylor Swift 21. Numb-Marshmallo ft. Khalid 20. Sweetest Pie-Megan Thee Stallion and Dua Lipa 19. Lift Me Up-Rihanna 18. BREAK MY SOUL-Beyonce 17. Dynamite-BTS 16. cardigan-Taylor Swift 15. Rain on Me-Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande 14. Rumors-Lizzo ft. Cardi B (Lizzo is still probably a trash person in real life, I don't enjoy any of her stuff guilt free anymore, and I'll probably never listen to her again.) 13. Dance the Night-Dua Lipa 12. Barbellujah-Billie Eilish 11. Easy on Me-Adele 10. About Damn Time-Lizzo (Yes, this was the song I was alluding to with Up. On their website, they didn't remove that word or replace it with "that" or "dang." No, Nickelodeon had a swear word on their website raw and uncensored.) 9. Water-Tyla Incredible Tier (Why did I get to this tier sooner than with the Oscars song ranking?): 8. As It Was-Harry Styles 7. Leave Before You Love Me-Marshmallo and Jonas Brothers 6. I Ain't Worried-OneRepublic (Yes, really.) 5. Take My Breath-The Weeknd 4. All Too Well (10 Minute Verison) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)-Taylor Swift 3. Happier Than Ever-Billie Eilish (Because the KCAs is what Billie had in mind when she made this song.) Gift from the Gods Tier (Why the fuck is it that the Oscars songs ranking didn't have songs in this tier, but the Kids Choice Awards ranking did?): 2. Blinding Lights-The Weeknd 1. Be Kind-Halsey and Marshmallo The FNAF movie did not get a Favorite Movie nomination. No PS5s for anybody. Dhar Mann got a nomination though.

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Here's that movie categories ranking I promised. What, am I gonna rank them by quality? No, I don't trust y'all with my real thoughts on them anyways. Instead, I'm gonna rank them by how Kids Choice Awards bait they are. Unlike the songs, with one exception, I'm not gonna say which movies I have seen or which I haven't seen. I feel it would get in the way of the fun. Also, keep in mind that just because a movie is high doesn't mean it's bad. Fun Fact: All these movies are Gigachad's picks for the fifty-four best movies of the decade. As well as 54/268 of the greatest movies ever made. Every 2020's Kids Choice Awards Favorite Movie/Animated Movie Nominee Ranked by How Kids Choice Awards Bait They Are: "What's a Kids Choice Award?" Tier: 54. Hamilton Hints of Kids Choice Awards Bait Tier: 53. Avatar: The Way of Water 52. Top Gun: Maverick 51. Soul 50. Elemental 49. Hubie Halloween 48. The Bad Guys 47. Tom and Jerry 46. Clifford the Big Red Dog 45. Turning Red 44. Luca 43. Phineas and Ferb: Candace Against the Universe 42. Mulan Reasonably Kids Choice Awards Bait: 41. Encanto 40. Wonka 39. Black Adam 38. The Croods: A New Age 37. Kung Fu Panda 4 36. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 35. Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 34. Jurassic World Dominion (Hey, with the 34-37 section, I unintentionally made a "films I had to deduct points for because the last movie in their series didn't get a Favorite Movie/Animated Movie nomination" section.) 33. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 32. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 31. Hocus Pocus 2 30. Wonder Woman 1984 29. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 28. Jungle Cruise 27. Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 (If I ever update this list in the future, this film will always be in the middle because it's a Kids Choice Awards bait movie that doesn't want to be a Kids Choice Awards bait movie.) 26. The Garfield Movie 25. The Marvels 24. Scoob 23. Onward 22. The Little Mermaid 21. Sonic the Hedgehog (Believe it or not, both a Crash Bandicoot and a Legend of Zelda movie would be more Kids Choice Award bait.) 20. Dolittle 19. Spider-Verse: Across the Spider-Verse (The mascot for "just because a film's placement is high doesn't mean it's bad." It's a family movie that's a sequel to a Kids Choice Awards nominated movie that's not only about one of the most iconic superheroes of all time, but has multiple versions of them, as well as a soundtrack filled with pop stars. It's just the best version of itself.) 18. Barbie 17. Paw Patrol: The Movie Designed for Kids Choice Awards Tier: 16. Lightyear 15. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 14. Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie 13. Sing 2 12. Hotel Transylvania: Transformania 11. DC League of Super-Pets 10. Monster High the Movie 9. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 8. Space Jam: A New Legacy 7. Spider-Man: No Way Home 6. The Boss Baby: Family Business (Usually, I deduct points when the film is a sequel to something that didn't get a Favorite Movie/Animated Movie nomination, but I made an exception for this one. "I'm gonna guess the same thing happened with Space Jam." No, that placement was the deducted points version.) 5. Trolls World Tour 4. Trolls Band Together 3. Minions: The Rise of Gru 2. The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run 1. Cinderella (2021) (I haven't even seen this movie. And yet I still know it's the most Kids Choice Awards bait movie ever made. Even more than The Emoji Movie. Imagine being higher in the ranking than a SpongeBob movie.) I've seen 39/54 of these things. What am I supposed to do with that information? If there's any placements you think are weird or want to know my reasoning for, feel free to let me know because I'm curious as to why you would think that. Oh, and if you want to know why I didn't listen to all the songs unlike the Oscars ranking, it's because I'm not listening to something I'm not interested in just because an award show that base their nominees on what people in a board room thinks is popular with kids who like Minions and SpongeBob nominated it for the sake of a comment. I didn't even re-listen the songs on the actual list. The reason why I didn't put this part of the main comment is because I wanted to shorten it. Did I mention I might not even watch this year's show live because I'll be on vacation?

[@canyounotmydude9155]

Birds of a Feather is an amazing song so that’s 100% deserved imo

[@magnivisimo]

I get that "Meet the Grahams" isn't a traditional hit song, but its lasting appeal is because of the stories behind the lyrics and people's joy in showing themselves reacting to them. The beat or even the rhymes are of marginal importance. "Family Matters" being a longer track and staying higher is a much bigger surprise in my opinion, especially given how easy and popular it is to dunk on Drake compared to doubting or cracking the facade of Kendrick Lamar

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Plus, it's produced by The Alchemist.

[@sleepdeprivedpikachu7235]

i’m not surprised that dua lipa decided to hop on a song with chris stapleton she has the voice for his brand of country and soul

[@Theblindbassplayer]

Do you remember that the new Eminem came out Hello

[@juliekeast6175]

He'll talk about "Houdini" when it debuts on the Hot 100 next week

[@Theblindbassplayer]

@@juliekeast6175 ok Makes sense man.

[@TheSpiritombsableye]

I Need Some Help isn't country.

[@felixcroc]

I cannot wait for all the Taylor Swift detritus to leave the chart.

[@InkAndPoet]

Same here, buddy. But the album charts are a different story. She keeps releasing "new" versions of the album to keep it at number 1.

[@Jackrabbit7]

I kinda agree with you Tbh

[@InkAndPoet]

The fact that "The Craving" was the crossover track from CLANCY and not something like "Navigating" or "Next Semester" is just a shame.

[@lol88133]

I feel like because there's two versions, so combined they got enough to chart.

[@InkAndPoet]

@@lol88133 hahaha, very funny

[@lol88133]

@@InkAndPoet That's not a joke, there's the "Jenna's Version" and the "Single Version"

[@oklahomasoonersfootball]

I feel like you should upload on Tuesday so youre on time. Central cee made a song with buts jk

[@piran1807]

I think that was the plan but the video got blocked due to copyright.

[@ulemumpaso7175]

sorry the Zach Bryan song sounds a bit lazy to me

[@Artizm_Music]

Get ready for the Stans to come through with the pitchforks next week. Not looking forward to that. And this is coming from someone who liked the new Eminem single.

[@TheBlackPanther05]

Oh GURL...... Next week finna be some CHAOS with all them insufferable-ass Eminem stans coming.

[@juhaniaho6698]

Yeah, I also found Houdini decent (big exception being the "transgender cat"-bar) I hope that the eventual album Death Of Slim Shady lives up to its title, that Eminem could get rid of that alter ego once and for all.

[@shruggiemusic9057]

A best list and a worst list contender debuting in the same week lol