Billy Connolly - Adjusting testicles - Live 1994

[@classactsexpertiseandinspi4815]

Saw Billy live in Carlow Youth Centre in 1989 and I brought my unshockable Mother, my boss was there too and worried that Billy's language might be too blue for my Mum. The only problem we had was the pains in our tummies from 2 hours of laughter, gasping for breath with tears of mirth falling down our faces. Not one word he uttered was cruel or at anybody else's expense. Thank you Billy for one of the best evenings I ever enjoyed with my late Mum. It did us both so much good at the time.

[@irbennett]

A Billy quotation "what is life if you can't laugh at people less fortunate than you."

[@Boab44]

Billy Connolly Is The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@paulinechapman5669]

Amen🇨🇦

[@cygnus53]

One of the greatest comics ever. So sad Billy doesn't perform any longer due to his worsening Parkinson's disease. I wish him all the best.

[@obiwankenobi9439]

Stop making every video and convo about the man's sickness. Show some dignity and let his other aspects shine.

[@Field_Marshal_Emu]

@@obiwankenobi9439 yeah, we can't all blame Parkinson and his show for Billy's condition. Though, suppose he should be glad the host and show's name wasn't Fournier's Gangrene.

[@markfox1545]

​@@obiwankenobi9439 - you Australians are weird, abbreviating conversation to convo and afternoon to arvo. It makes no sense.

[@DMKRP]

​@@markfox1545 why waste life on complete words and sentences.

[@Haze1434]

Nothing worse than being in a crowded place, with nowhere to hide, and one of your testicles decides it's time to go on an adventure.

[@solitarysurreal3652]

Oh it's horrific 😂😂😂

[@1969Kismet]

If your testicles are able to go walkabout maybe you don't wear the right kind of underpants?

[@michaelvanhorn3271]

The reason for the Kilt.

[@synthonaplinth5980]

Outside of them getting pinched in your underwear....

[@Haze1434]

@@waynepantry7023 I shower and change my underwear every morning, so your point is... well, pointless.

[@carracampbell7789]

8 o’clock in the morning and I’ve got tears Rowling down my face😂😂 . Simply amazing thank you

[@asticou04]

JK?

[@cyborgbadger1015]

@@asticou04 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@irbennett]

You've got JK Rowling running down your face. And at 8 o'clock in the morning.

[@asticou04]

@@irbennett A month late with the same joke.

[@irbennett]

@@asticou04 It was a joke? How can it be a joke if it's not funny. I thought it was just a statement. JK?

[@julesbyrne304]

Recall seeing this back in the nineties, every bit as brilliant still after all these years. Legend

[@julesbyrne304]

As an afterthought, I've done a few Billy impression clips on my channel, this one's kind of relevant, it concerns the behaviour of unruly testicles on a bus kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGi8mHSqi66sbqs

[@enthrallingusername]

This is my favourite stand up set of Billy's.

[@solitarysurreal3652]

When you're out in public and you feel the lads starting to wander. It's a wee bit like Bridge on the River Kwai. "Stand fast in the ranks!"

[@rogerpedersen5036]

The greatest comedian and philosoph ever

[@randomfpv22]

I’m adjusting mine while watching this

[@irbennett]

Ooh I bet you are.

[@johnmc3862]

As you do.

[@frankiedeans7637]

Angel came down from heaven its Billy..

[@christinecatt5391]

You obviously don't know Billy very well. He is an avowed atheist, and has been all his adult life.

[@stellajennings2265]

Billy your the best i love you stay safe so sorry your not well.❤

[@irbennett]

Billy doesn't read the messages so why bother.

[@thorsvensson8172]

A comic genius.

[@eskertoo]

Put the boys back in the barracks!

[@typerexc]

If you think testicles are a design fault... There's a lot of things to take up with the maker.

[@kerrpy24vim]

Make wee bags. very good observations. I lost one so i want a glow in the dark one to find my keys.

[@peckelhaze6934]

The worst time is when you get in the car, they are always in an uncomfortable position. When you have passengers you have to discretely adjust the position of them without it looking like a quick fondle.

[@johncheetham7789]

Bill and Jethro are the best.

[@DavidTaylor-i3w]

Jethro Is great but billy is on another level.

[@mjh5437]

Pocket Billiards.....

[@pauljordan4452]

The joke about the waiter adjusting his testicles was brilliant.

[@irbennett]

It wasn't a joke.

[@EdelweisSusie]

The Master.

[@TexasDog3]

Why in the hell did the male package end up looking like "The last chicken in the shop"look?

[@hermask815]

How long has he been watching men to entertain us with that level of detail?

[@johnmc3862]

Jim Eoin is on this level and more.

[@irbennett]

How long have you been such a wanker.

[@irbennett]

He's a man he doesn't need to watch men.

[@manfrombritain6816]

this is why the kilt exists. much more comfortable

[@adambrandenberg1939]

I wish robin had done a movie as a scottsman where billy was his best friend lol

[@irbennett]

Oh piss off.

[@irbennett]

They were best friends, why make a movie. What's a scottsman?

[@Coltnz1]

It’s called testicular relocation. Sometimes needs must!

[@lexnoens9728]

I'm drunk as fuck how did I get to this video

[@nigelselby32]

Yes Sir I Can Boogie, Wonder what he'd make of that !!!

[@irbennett]

Jibber jabber.

[@theoak64]

Thank god for the sack or they would be constantly misplaced.

[@theoak64]

Or how about the one on a hot summer day where you have to lift your leg to get your nut dislocated from your thigh.

[@paulinechapman5669]

Priceless..🇨🇦

[@christinehobson4825]

Billy

[@mariagrant3706]

I had a manager once who was a nice guy but he would always be adjusting his balls or whatever- unfortunately it became an amusement topic among the staff- don't think he was really aware he was doing it- habit 😆

[@ravensun603]

@@waynepantry7023 😆

[@bxtl57]

Funniest bloke ever...

[@marionbowler5440]

♥️🇨🇦🍁🤗🐘

[@billywilliamconnolly]

Hi!

[@marionbowler5440]

@@billywilliamconnolly hi your self, hope you are keeping well, please keep 😊us laughing, absolutely love you. Sending you my very best. Love from Canada 🇨🇦 🍁

[@billywilliamconnolly]

@@marionbowler5440 I will always make you guys laugh always ok♥️

[@marionbowler5440]

@@billywilliamconnolly leave a little sparkle wherever you go billy.💜🥰🙏⚘🇨🇦🍁

[@billywilliamconnolly]

@@marionbowler5440 ok but add me up ok that my Gmail ok I really loves your words

[@grahaml3449]

Great bit. But that shirt: what the heck is that droopy tail for?

[@charliedekadens3348]

Tuxedo ...which is the extreme opposite to a t-shirt, so its a high class t-shirt. Billy likes wearing cheerful weird clothes on stage.

[@MrRingman57]

It's to keep his arse warm! He's a Scot.

[@garywagner2466]

It’s making fun of the tailcoat.

[@christinecatt5391]

If you think his clothing is weird... check out his 'banana' shoes he wore in the 60's.. I beleive he donated them to a Museum in Scotland..

[@paulinechapman5669]

If you notice he wears that shirt in a lot of his bits..he probably has an entire wardrobe of those shirts..only Billy could pull it off..hail to the king of comedy..🇨🇦

[@professormause]

elbow skin

[@hermask815]

You can’t deny the similarity in texture.

[@Jay77G]

😂😂😂

[@lifeclip9878]

Lol

[@CJ-yb8uw]

😂😂😂

[@chrisautrey5051]

😂😂😂