Billy Connolly - Wildebeest - Two Night Stand 1997

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[@keepgoing1973]

I feel his hair made this joke even better.

[@brigittewilkinson870]

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[@brigittewilkinson870]

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[@patagualianmostly7437]

Shit! I was carefully pouring a beer...watching the screen ... when he said ...."Agnes!" Spilt the bugger....... Bloody hell!...... Billy!...you owe me a beer! 🤣

[@kookycat9663]

How brilliant would wildlife programmes be with Billy doing a voice over! Lol!

[@markdziadulewicz6160]

The timing of "Agnes" was to die for and so unexpected you couldn't fail to spit out anything you were stupid enough to try and consume during a Billy Connolly diatribe.... Eat then view but NEVER simultaneously 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daphnethurlow5388]

Correct..or your food will be decorating the wall across the room

[@richardpaxford5792]

"That wee shoulder number..." always puts a smile on my face 🙂

[@EllaDiabola]

I think this is my all time favourite of Billy's sketches; I can remember very vividly the first time my parents allowed me to stay up past 9PM and they were watching this; I think I nearly died laughing 😂

[@davinastanton3865]

Mine too. I am always laughing at this one. Brilliant sketch. 🌹

[@billlaws6130]

@@davinastanton3865 and

[@renaecorrie5675]

Fuck I’m old

[@keri117]

Same here! His hair made the wildebeest joke even funnier! God I love him so much!! I hope he lives forever ❤️

[@samreid991]

Exactly the same for me 🤣🤣🤣 brings back fond memories! Glad I got to see him live at least once!

[@5orgen51]

"Do you see a lion?" "I've never seen a lion. What are they like?"

[@bernadettekhan399]

The funniest man alive, ever 🤣

[@chrisb1682]

Never fails..... Tears of laughter.... « Agnes... ».... Wonderful... Thank you Billy 💕🌿

[@pennylaneaidan7087]

Your having a shit day, it's time to put Billy Connolly on.

[@ComboMuster]

He's in the World Comedy Hall of Fame. A Legend.

[@BuzzyB101]

There's a kind of liony feel about the place... Excuse me for being fucking born... I actually fell off the sofa, crying with laughter

[@TheScientist43]

"You ask a question about a lion you get a mouthful of fucking abuse." 🤣🤣🤣

[@kumasenlac5504]

I've never seen a lion...

[@gretebremseth1622]

@@kumasenlac5504 Is it beige?

[@johnfeeney6713]

I have fond memories of my dad and I literally crying while laughing at this sketch. Billy Connolly, the GOAT of stand-up.

[@michiveritas1420]

Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin😆

[@girlfromthedwarf]

Ten days before xmas; outside my house is a steep hill covered in sheet ice, I'm up to my eyes with stuff to do and I'm knackered. Billy is the only cure right now!

[@scottmawhinnie6129]

His story telling is on another planet altogether , what a Legend of a man the greatest Scottish entertainer ever .

[@paulchisholm3305]

Greatest comedian ever! When I was at college they showed us this with the sound turned off to highlight communication through body language and actions. Superb!

[@Bravo-30]

I’d love to have Billy narrate a David Attenborough documentary in that style 😂😂😂

[@garymahony2844]

Pure platinum…you can picture the animal characters 😆.. Billy’s hair does add to this story … love ya Billy ❤

[@mrs.b.5864]

Best comedian ever!

[@kc9602]

My Dad and I used to love watching/listening to the Big Yin!! We'd watch his "World Tour of Scotland" together. Thank you, Dad 😢

[@danw1374]

First time I ever heard Billy was on a cassette id brought in the early 80s. It was a story about the fan who went in the wrong end at the Old firm derby. Just too funny I was crying. Loved him ever since😂

[@NowFunStarts]

love your dad..

[@samhunter8215]

Deserves way more views by far one of Connolly’s most iconic sketches

[@markdziadulewicz6160]

Agnes... Betty.... It's so funny and his mannerisms are perfect especially the attack plan ...tears always roll no matter how many times I watch it.....

[@keri117]

I Love him!!!❤️

[@heardashot]

I agree, a comical genius. Wonderful imagination. One just jumps onboard and he literally sweeps you off your feet with laughter. A great man & dearly loved.

[@patagualianmostly7437]

@@markdziadulewicz6160 ...And didn't you just love all those "commando-sign-language" bits..... the attack plan....So beloved of Hollywood! What a cracking piss-take...... The man is one of life's greatest observationists ..... Ever.

[@markdziadulewicz6160]

@@patagualianmostly7437 and his facial expressions were so funny...

[@Oxter]

this is just pure comedy, i can';t help but laugh every time. " Agnes!"

[@NowFunStarts]

me to, Betty

[@thehistorybard6333]

The lioness names got me. "Agnes" xD

[@NickJohnCoop]

“Betty” is the perfect accompaniment.

[@AnaLuizaHella]

Yes! 😂

[@Hossak]

Me too, that was a masterstroke. Agnes LOL!

[@RexfromIslaNublar]

“RAAAAAAAGH!” “FUCKING LIOOOOON!” 😂😂😂

[@lyndsaycrawford]

This is just typical of the big yin. He is the David Attenborough of people. Our national treasure 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@derrickboscombe2385]

Fooking brilliant and the lioness names are classic. 😀👌

[@brianevans6423]

Absolutely love this gem of a guy and his unique observance of life. There's humor in everything...thats what he teaches us.

[@etniesdub1]

Billy Connolly gets a lot of praise and none of it is anywhere near enough to justify his brilliance. Me and my family still regularly reference his jokes without every mentioning exactly what we're talking about. I know you, I do, I know you, I know your face.

[@JC-sd3vh]

I wouldn't know I'm a tobbganist

[@TheKaiTetley]

@@JC-sd3vh He means Tobacconist

[@Bohowanderer]

Yep, we do that too lol

[@Ptownmarc]

Hands down, greatest comedian of all time.

[@markdziadulewicz6160]

How brilliant is that 🤣

[@alvacunningham9018]

This joke had me crying with laughter...he is so special

[@grahamwarford5452]

He had me at agness 🤣🤣🤣

[@LocusFelix]

Holy shit 😂😂😂 I almost coughed a lung up

[@kerrpy24vim]

the way he told this so excellent. love it. liony feel to it..

[@traceylouisebutterworth6022]

I LOVE THIS MAN.My father introduced his comedy at tender age of 10/ish. My da used to fall over laughing .so did I.I miss you dad😅😅😂🎤

[@RexfromIslaNublar]

“Pssst. Agnes.” 😂😂😂

[@Roheryn100]

My late husband and I would repeat this in the car and die laffing…

[@stellajennings2265]

No words just brilliant Billy i love you.👏👏👏👏👏

[@roolaing]

Alongside the dinner party, this is the greatest sketch ever. I know it word for word. Great memories watching this with my brother.

[@TicoStudio90]

That is the funniest thing Billy has ever done. I literally hurt my stomach muscles laughing every time l watch that. Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alanrobb2974]

One of the funniest sketches ever composed

[@samreid991]

Top tier billy right here 🤣🤣

[@davidtillson729]

Brilliant Billy We love you

[@andyberridge6455]

Billy Connolly, the king of comedy sketches.

[@baldyconnolly8577]

I saw this leg of the tour when it came to the Liverpool Empire, one of The Big Yin's favourite venues to play. He did almost three hours and not a minute wasted. Legend.

[@lieutenantdan839]

He did the same in Glasgow for 4 hour's, honestly I had to take painkillers for my aching sides after.

[@claudevieaul1465]

Out of all sketches Billy's done over the decades, this one stand out to me - absolutely brill!!! But there's an old recording floating around somewhere where he's telling about parties at homes where he put cling film over the toilet bowl. If you've ever heard it you'll never ever going to forget it! That was totally mind-blowing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@murdoch691]

Let's be totally honest here we are talking about a legend that all comics say that without Billy they would not be famous and rich the guy is a true fucking legend the greatest comic this world has produced and he has very really told a joke his observations of life are connectable because we all have been there a true legend

[@skyekite101]

A truly amazing comedian! Never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@stellajennings2265]

Omg this so brilliant watch regularly cry laughing every time.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rexsolomon9407]

I had the great luck to be in the UK and saw this show.

[@scottyjoe21]

Best comedian in the world by far.

[@britishsteel666dc]

First time I saw this I laughed for weeks every time I thought about it, funniest routine ever

[@williamanderson9915]

Anytime I hear the name Agnes I just remembered this one 😂 like now when storm Agnes is coming I just think of lions haha

[@candycane61]

Hysterical. Always

[@NewPhone-pm5pf]

Billy just can tell a story like no-one else. It's like your there with him watchingl listening he just doesn't tell a joke he tells a story. Would have loved to see one of his shows. But life got in the way but still can enjoy his stories on here. Love you Billy along with half the population of Earth I guess.

[@fionaphillips3458]

All aspiring stand ups, this is how it's done, watch and learn, kept us in stitches for years. Thanks for the laughter, Gallus dancer !

[@CMenzy]

There's a fair few wildebeest in Glasgow and there's also a few lionesses called Agnes, and Betty there may even be one called senga but she's more like a water buffalo

[@b2bconnectnow]

One of the funniest pieces! My mum loves this :-)

[@Io-Io-Io]

Perfect in every way. Great guy :)

[@jamesodonnell6399]

Absolutely BRILL

[@craigmuncie2634]

Genius

[@lordcarnorjax8599]

No matter how many times I watch this sketches it still has me laughing hard. Agnes and Betty are hilarious names for the lions as they are names of little old ladies like your grandmother these days.

[@user-kq9ez8lg4m]

If anybody is a wee bit fed up or needing a pick me up just watch this you will never be the same again.Brilliant

[@ciaranburke3243]

That shit is beyond funny, pissing myself here 🤣😂

[@aldorfc220]

😁😃🤭😂🤣😭😭😂🤣 Was in Kenya in 2007 and I thought of this when I was on my 4day safari 😂

[@reecelock5131]

genuinely one of the best bits of standup Ive seen

[@md4159]

Lined up from word go. Brilliant.

[@davidstone-haigh4880]

My wife's fave skit.

[@peterdylanfreeman7700]

The only guy to make me fall outa my seat laughing 😂

[@halleron656]

did you know farts have colours? billy's set made me die laughing as a 10yo kid tho.. #never grow up

[@poida66]

Yes! I saw him in Perth about 15 years ago. Slid right out of my seat onto the floor at one stage. Best night ever! “Every time God appears to a prophet, there’s no witnesses. How convenient” Plenty of witnesses to his Billy’s god-like work though

[@gemmahelliwell8302]

Agnes just floored me lol

[@DieFlabbergast]

There are two bushy trees in the field opposite our bedroom window. I've named them Agnes and Ethel.

[@keepgoing1973]

Ohh look at them eating that thing. Brilliant

[@MrKaywyn]

A master class in mime.

[@sevebolton8732]

Ohh will there ever be another !!

[@graemewatson1106]

The way he tells the story plus the tone of his voice makes 😂 as comedians go Billy is the GOAT

[@TheGrandOracle]

I’m wheezing

[@allanwhiteley9723]

The goat of stand up !! The king !

[@somecuriosities]

Potentially the best bit by the best comedian of all time..! 🏆

[@aldorfc7287]

When I watch safari programmes I think about this and can't help but burst into laughing 😂😂

[@emilyrobbins3238]

Great, great fun.

[@francestomic2772]

This had me laughing hours later

[@franceshicks5337]

Yes love the names lol Betty, Agnes so funny lol

[@patagualianmostly7437]

That cracked me....."Psst...Agnes...."

[@dozysplot]

It’s “Agnes” & “Betty” for me. Tears of laughter 😂

[@Jason-md2fn]

A COULD quite happilly sit and watch this guy for ever ,honestly ,what a laugh,and he's so in touch with everyday humananity,,it's ,well a free up in Drumchapel and Govan,so he brings back so many happy memories ,Brilliant stuff

[@TheScientist43]

Im glad I've never been to see him live. I'd be carried off in a fucking ambulance 🤣🤣🤣

[@RitchieLion]

Had the pleasure of seeing him on this tour and I thought I was going to have a heart attack! I've never laughed so much in one night and it's the closest I've ever come to peeing myself without the aid of alcohol 😂 Pure genius.

[@TheScientist43]

@@RitchieLion Definitely!!! I've literally slid out of the armchair doubled over, unable to draw breath and still laughing, at this clip. He is the funniest man alive.

[@gailmitchell1381]

Bicycle Connolly should be a mandatory university course

[@dragoncomber]

Love this. 🦁 Doing that shoulder number 😂

[@michaelsnow4735]

I'm surprised that I haven't seen this, brilliant thanks

[@daphnethurlow5388]

One of the very best from Billy..genius..nobody like him..not even close

[@kalebhermann8097]

Love it!

[@damenwhelan3236]

Always my favourite bit of his. Brilliant.

[@Cumquatlounge]

i return to this one many times. what a man - i hate the term hero's as that is reserved for my father . but coming close i hold BC , Shane McGowan and John Lydon . differing paths but all sharing the same ideology...question everything and compromise not. strange that i get that from comedy eh. Best wishes always from Scott From Scotland living the wild dream in Germany

[@rhiannawynroberts1811]

“I’m one of them stripy things over there” 🤣

[@dinoduelist2219]

So ive taken to shoutin at animals. Perfect start to the video

[@stuartcambell-frazer8863]

If you haven't seen a lion, take a look at Billy. Sure looks like one to me.

[@Edd25164605]

Damn this was funny!

[@paulstoran7183]

God bless 🙌 🙏 ❤️ 💖 ✨️ 😊😅😮😢🎉😂❤ all

[@emmetwalsh2097]

Try this with no sound. Still very funny, a mark of the man's genius. Best ever? I laugh just remembering it.

[@camillabarclay4049]

Brilliant

[@pauladavies4984]

Love you Billy ❤ Fabulous ❤

[@shelleyhawkins1559]

I love this clip. 🤣

[@MrGrosslarry]

According to my old boss,he’s the only person who swears more than me??

[@emerobroin2577]

Bewilderedbeest.

[@user-cp8ot9fq6w]

Still funny after watching it over and over

[@robertcook5049]

"Ask a question and get a mouth full of fucking abuse, excuse me for being born by the way" 😂😂😂😂 every time someone snaps at me

[@holymoly6829]

Agnes & Betty ffs 🤦😂🤣😂🤣 never better

[@julidekavak5639]

" Agnes!" 😂