Billy Connolly - Dwarf on a bus - Live in London 2010

My wrestling (with the word) 'dwarf'!
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[@George.Andrews.]

We had a dwarf near us . Not the nicest person I've ever met. One day in the supermarket car park, a woman bumped his car with hers. He got out and came around to see the damage . The woman apologised profusely but he said "I'm not happy " she said " well which one are you then"

[@vivianidelacerda9708]

😂

[@helenhalsall9936]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacktattis]

Bloody Hell ha ha ha

[@tomc6671]

😂

[@denisehumphreys677]

😅😅😅

[@arunabhogal2328]

Billy used to pop into my dad's shop near Patrick Glasgow and would always say to my dad...I hope you're paying these weans/ children and he would giggle because he knew my dad never paid us for helping out in the shop after school. Once he bought a box of chocolates and gave them to us. He was always lovely to our dad and my dad enjoyed Billy telling him off

[@paulojnr9764]

I know Patrick glasgow

[@begforrit7731]

I'm just up the road in Yorkhill. I love Partick. Great place, lots of fab shops and pubs and the people are great too.

[@gandalfnamirreh379]

Cheers to ' yea

[@fifiwoof1969]

"Partick Thistle F.C. - I call them that because most people think they're called Partick Thistle nil."

[@ZippyThePinhead]

"There's a difference between a little person and a dwarf. One is a fuckin' dwarf, and they both know which one it fuckin' is." Priceless!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Farweasel]

There's a lot of complaints about humour & jokes these days but that for that quip Bily really did stoop *pretty* *low* ;-p

[@wildcampinginscotland6060]

I nearly fell out the bed when he said that 😂😂

[@Farweasel]

@@policesquad Thank you. Now its obvious you aren't Happy. So are you Grumpy or just Dozy?

[@donziperk]

Frank Drebin has left the conversation.,

[@shannonottarson9247]

The "oh please let it be true" killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@smiterofbarbarians4711]

I'm a dwarf who actually just got off the bus 20 minutes ago. I much prefer dwarf (the actual fricking English word) to "little person". If someone offers me a seat? Grateful and happy to take it.

[@larklark5339]

I’m so glad you said grateful and happy and not grateful and grumpy

[@nifty3000]

Can you like.... Change brake pads on a car without bending over? Cuz....i need your services

[@leighparkboy]

Its humour nothing more nothing less Tall people get humour Fat people At al It's just punchline is funny "I hope when you get hame snow white kicks your arse" That's funny

[@niklasdahlgren7641]

Also,a "little person" sounds bloody degrading and a Dwarf makes me think of proper fantasy dwarves that are cool as fuck.

[@ebp1138]

Used the term "Time Bandit" in my youth rather than use anything else.

[@thomashogg2341]

My favourite story about being on a Glesga bus. I was up the toon just before Christmas, must have been around 2005 or 2006. I was on the 34 heading for Govan Cross and the bus was on Renfield St. we stop at a bus stop and a young mum, about 30ish gets on with her daughter who would be about 4 or 5. The daughter is wearing a pale blue coat with white fur trim, looking very smart and like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. In her arms she's clutching this HUGE giraffe stuffed toy. So mum gets the tickets sorted and they sit down, mum takes the window seat, little Miss takes the aisle seat, there's no room for the stuffed toy so it's now on it's side in the aisle. The driver checks his mirrors before setting off, sees the giraffe blocking the passage and shouts down the bus " Here hen, ye cannae leave that lyin there", to which Miss Innocence shouts back " Ye f*ckin stupid? It's a f*ckin giraffe, no a f*ckin lion". Took 10 minutes before the driver could stop laughing enough to continue down Renfield Street.

[@spockboy]

Great story. LOL Only in Scotland : )

[@scotmclaughlin2113]

Too funny

[@robertBuckinghamB-uh5nx]

That was pure magic I nearly bust a gut yer can’t beat British humour thanks for that👍👍👍‼️

[@samanthageraghty4505]

😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@karencahill4798]

…and here I’m cringing because of that child’s language. Is it an Irish thing? ( I’m American)

[@vk4vsp]

I had a dwarf on my bus a few years ago. When we got to his stop, I pulled up, lowered the bus and opened the door. He walked up to the edge of the bus and jumped. I swear he did it for comedy effect. I hope so, because I nearly wet myself.

[@brianm.armstrong70]

This man is one of the most profoundly funny and intelligent men on the planet! Same as George Carlin was.... best of health Billy and thanks for being YOU!

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@krishanpaul2]

i love that he loves the story so much.

[@mazbeeston9718]

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[@spellacy29]

Something about Billy. He could stand there and read the phone book and I'd still be totally engrossed in his delivery. Genius 🙂

[@jamesmcgee7723]

I reckon Billy wouldn't get past Adam Aardvark without launching into some story or other that took 2 hours to tell. That's his genius.

[@biggic2004]

@@jamesmcgee7723 😂😂😂 ... Just imagining the "Adam Aardvark - Story"!!

[@jamesmcgee7723]

@@marthacunningham2028 Really.

[@formicapple2]

He remains THE finest observational comedian These iles ever produced.

[@maasaigeordie]

Rubbish joke, terrible delivery. This was the end of Billy Connolly. This was when a legend died.

[@vikkihogg]

I’m already in hysterics at him saying ‘please be true’ 😂😂

[@elfboy05]

As a dwarf myself this the best story to start my day with I have ever had and yes dwarf is correct PC language as we are just dwarfs after all

[@neilio666666]

The greatest comedian ever, also such a lovely guy. I was lucky enough to meet him at Aberdeen airport one Christmas Eve where he was waiting for his daughter’s flight to arrive. I shook his hand and thanked him for a lifetime of laughter. There will never be another like him 😊❤

[@danw1374]

Ye lucky swine I'd love to sit and chat and laugh with Billy

[@craigjohn3524]

You were so fortunate to have a chat with billy Connolly, i had the privilege of going to 2 of his shows in Tasmania, my lungs got a work out on both occasions. Best comedian ive ever listened too,he is a legend.😊

[@pauljordan4452]

​@@craigjohn3524 He got me through a shitty adolescence of bullying.

[@Shebeast3]

oh wow that's amazing ❤😊

[@theirishcailin333]

My husband and I met him in a hotel in Ireland that we were both staying at, lovely man

[@j0hnn13K]

If this happened anywhere else but in Glasgow, i'd say "i hope its true", but because it in fact did happen in Glasgow, i'm pretty sure it's a true story lol

[@OffGridInvestor]

Could happen in Yorkshire too.

[@nocoskull44]

My thoughts exactly

[@davidelliott5843]

West Midlands Black Country would have found a way to mention the other six.

[@chrismorrison7729]

@@nocoskull44 Brr

[@pam3248]

Yes it is true

[@rayrecordings]

Billy videos should be shown in every hospital of the world. People fighting for their lives would laugh to recover.

[@bencole2714]

I've loved Billy for years, there's not a joke that he tells,that's not funny, Wise up people, laugh + enjoy it all. Laffter makes the world go round. He's not gunna be here much longer, where are ya ever get another comedian like him?

[@Anastajia2005]

I'm from Glasgow and those bus stories are hysterical. When I was getting married, my fiancee and I were taking gifts to our flat. We got on the bus and sat on the side seats, bus is basically empty, past peak hour. I'm sitting next to the pole at the side and I am holding a brass pole off a floor lamp. There is a young policeman sitting opposite me and he is going to the sub station round from our flat. This lady sitting farther up the bus gets up to get off the bus. Evidently bus driver is new, grinding the gears, bus jerking like crazy just as the lady passes me. She grabs hold of the pole from my floor lamp, I was not expecting that, and I let it go. She ends up flat on her back legs up in the air, and she is wondering what the hell happened. I'm hysterical laughing, my husband to be, helps the woman up. She tells him they need to repair the buses, I can't stop laughing. My fiancee drags me off the bus, pole lamp and all and the young policeman gets off as well, 4 bus stops before he should have. Policeman and I end up leaning against the railings of Queens Park laughing hysterically. My fiancee, madder than hell has walked off carrying the shade to the floor lamp. I often wonder how Billy would have told this story. I still laugh when I think about it and that was decades ago.

[@davieboy45123]

I've had MANY interesting encounters on the 62 from Clydebank to Glasgow when I was younger, things you wouldn’t experience anywhere in the world other than Glasgow busses😂

[@Teamman30]

That really really made me laugh, i tried to read it back to my wife but I completely lost it, my sides were aching so much, tears streaming down my face I couldn't even see the page, I could visualise the whole thing, So so funny....Thank you

[@Anastajia2005]

@@Teamman30 Your welcome, my grown up kids think it is hysterical, my granddaughter just about fell off the chair laughing when I told her.

[@Teamman30]

@@Anastajia2005 Thank you again for that, very funny

[@c.blakerockhart1128]

@@Anastajia2005 Billy would be proud to have witnessed that.😂 I imagined it visually and it has taken me 15 minutes to be able to type this. 😂😂😂 THANKS for the Belly laugh.😂🇺🇸😎

[@Munchkin2000]

The world will be a very sad place when Billy finally leaves us! Please Billy, live for eternity!

[@gordanadelic8533]

The guys a genius, thats because he’s given himself free range to deliver a funny situation without ‘political correctness’ bs. All the great comedians are like this. To bad so sad for the others i will always enjoy a good joke and story, a good laugh is the best medicine. Thats why they don’t want us to laugh, let’s 😂 loud

[@63Baggies]

Billy Connolly is situated, between Richard Pryor and George Carlin on my Comedy Mount Rushmore; as things are going the fourth slot might just go to Dave Chappelle. These guys are possible THE funniest guys ever to walk planet earth IMHO.

[@craig1538]

I agree but I fear he may not be with us for much longer. I know that may sound awful but it's just something I've felt for a while now. That said, I hope I'm wrong.

[@england8186]

@@gordanadelic8533 NICE AND FREE

[@bisexualantigone]

@@gordanadelic8533 what do you mean by political correctness? do you mean maybe not purposefully punching down or not being purely racist or sexist and vaguely wrapping it in "humour" instead of trying to be funny? So you just mad that comedians can't be just openly arseholes? Don't think Billy would be very keen on hearing you spew this shite lol

[@michaeltroster9059]

Billy gave a performance in London, Ontario about 10 years ago which my wife and I attended. Billy gave a three hour performance without a break. We never laughed so hard in our lives. Amazing comedian.

[@tomstech4390]

Connolly and Robin Williams are the sorts of comedians you can see once and fill your laughter quota for life. There are many good comedians, There are maybe a dozen great ones. But only a few legendary ones such as them.

[@richardrejmer8721]

Billy Connelly has the unique knack of describing the MOST ORDINARY and EVERYDAY event in such a way that you will ROLL on the floor in hysterical laughter. . .

[@marksmith2339]

He’s a childhood friend of a musician here in London. Their voices are identical as well. I’ve heard a few stories about him growing up and they are absolutely nuts

[@jiggadaboom]

The Big Yin is a legend!

[@catherinecrew1739]

I was there also. He’s amazing.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🇨🇦

[@johnhorton9637]

Some of the best stories are true . I hope this one is true. It's great.

[@rottymum9898]

I’m sure I’ve watched this 100times. 😂

[@JP-js4gx]

Best stand up comedian ever.

[@TOOTHLESS666]

Possibly

[@irbennett]

Definitely.

[@sandragraziano9864]

Billy Connolly has had me in stitches for over 30 yrs, one of the best comedians ever,, ❤️😂😂😂❤️🇦🇺

[@molucas3797]

indeed m8, i remember 1st watching him with me daa on our 1st tv set and i went to bed laughing abd woke up Saturday morning still laughing......brilliant comedian

[@davidelliott5843]

His first “Audience With” was and still is one of the funniest hour or two on TV. Plastic pants down the disco. 😂😂😂

[@casperwallace9685]

Him and Dave Allan....... just pure gold.

[@SkunkMonkey991]

He was good in the X Files movie.

[@neiljones1938]

Is everyone on here mad? Totally unfunny. 🙁

[@caseychaos5216]

Days are dark !!!life is dark ! Watch billy please ,he will change it all !!!! God bless billy and your family xxx

[@sweatymrkim4578]

You never sold yourself short until this performance. A dwarf sized dwarf. Brilliant.

[@brentcrude8565]

"Sold yourself short..." -- I see what you did there.

[@russellmurray1636]

Billy Connolly and Robin Williams are the two funniest men who ever lived. Love the Big Yin.

[@rickjohnson4947]

gotta agree would have loved to see them together what a fantastic night that would be

[@EL-gu8fv]

Never a truer word said. I bet they'd have been the best double act ever.

[@stephencurwood9469]

I just love when Billy starts laughing at what he's hearing himself saying. :D

[@sunnavailable]

I watched Billy in Canada with my mother who was born and raised in Glasgow. We never stopped laughing. If you share the same sense of humor it is a beautiful thing. My mother is long gone but I can still hear her laugh.

[@Shebeast3]

👏👏

[@Hiznogood]

This reminds me of a story my Mum told me. She and my older sister was taking the bus. My sister who where about 4 or 5 years then, had the habit of pointing at things she found fascinating or peculiar and then asking mum about it. Now, my mother had told her before the ride that if she found something they could talk about it later at home and not on the bus. My sis agreed and Mum thought she was safe until a dwarf woman went on the bus and my sister pointed at her and with a clear voice said aloud: “We can talk about her later when we get home!” The sh*t kids say!😂 Poor Mum!

[@georgel3657]

Lol!!! So funny, I can imagine that

[@user-lz2bn6eo1j]

One of my ex girlfriends told me she saw a midget driving through town. I started to laugh and told her it was a friend of mines uncle. I met him a few times he was pretty cool. I found out he was a tunnel rat in Vietnam.

[@russellrobson7632]

We will never see the like again. Every story a delight to experience, every floor I pick myself up from a joy. Sir Billy, I salute you! 🤏

[@peterbigo9951]

He’s still around

[@lionhartd138]

"Sir Billy"? - well, that explains the pants. No excuse for that shirt though.

[@russellrobson7632]

@@marthacunningham2028 Popular at school were we...

[@russellrobson7632]

@@marthacunningham2028 and I never take to trolling innocent human beings whilst hiding behind a nonsensical handle. You need to watch this from minute 4:54 and reflect upon your words.

[@russellrobson7632]

@@marthacunningham2028 well, if you don't like, I suggest you change the channel.

[@brianharbut4054]

It’s the way he embellishes & delivers every joke. He makes a story of every one. Absolutely incomparable. The funniest man ever & a genuine lovely guy 🙏

[@johnycabs]

Because he tells stories not jokes. Something he even says himself, and I think it's true, if he didnt tell whole story and just the punch line, it's like when somebody is telling you a funny story there in bits and your just like "oh yeah funny that"... but ya dont feel what they do. Billy makesure ya do he puts you there takes you with him! Genius

[@biggic2004]

@@johnycabs Oh Aye!

[@brightwhitelight9445]

🤣Oh Billy you big oaf, everyone dwarfs in comparison to you. 💗Ya

[@alana9354]

Right off the cuff the Glasgow way

[@muskokamike127]

This may seem a wee bit racist but in awl 'onesty more than a few scots I've encounterred can turn anything into a wee funny anecdote lol.....

[@tncorgi92]

Why had I never heard of Billy Connelly until just this week? This guy deserves an award of some kind.

[@Tombro1856]

If you never heard of Bill Connelly until this week then you must be living a very sheltered life. Look at BC and his silver locks, has been around forever, even us Irish folk have been watching his acts for over 20 years.

[@tncorgi92]

@@Tombro1856 maybe. I have watched others like Eddie Izzard, Tim Minchin, Jasper Carrott and of course Python for many years. I just don't recall anyone here in the States mentioning BC nor had KZbin ever recommended him until just recently. I love his style of comedy. He's up there with George Carlin in my book.

[@paulg3336]

He got one in 2017 and became Sir William Connolly CBE

[@karenmckinlay9137]

You’ve found him now 🥰

[@rogerhuber3133]

Billy is an hysterically funny man. I really love when he and Craig Ferguson get going together and tell stories.

[@DarthwRath]

Ahhhh...a fellow hobo of the chicken nuggets order. Balls to you sire.

[@quasarsphere]

I'm so old I remember when Craig Ferguson was Bing Hitler!

[@cecileroy557]

Yes!!!!!!

[@Declan_ChristoTube_VA]

Not even 2 minutes in and I can barely hold myself together. That's the magic of Billy Connolly. Legend.

[@skyeait5939]

They way he leans in and goes "ones a fucking dwarf.....and they both know which one it fucking is". Funnier than the actual story gets me every time.

[@hugofourie1193]

Yes

[@robinspencer9352]

I’m amazed anyone can last close to 2 minutes watching Billy without falling off their chair with laughter 😂😂

[@lillianhornby1227]

It will be a very sad day when Billy leaves us. The man is a genius!

[@skyeait5939]

@@lillianhornby1227 dont say that! lol

[@keepgoing1973]

Best story teller in the history of story telling.

[@katbar6066]

No one comes close in comparison.

[@genokemp2433]

The ones when he was out on the Raz in Scotland years ago makes me laugh

[@angelaregan475]

Dave Allen comes close.

[@charlesmilligan7778]

Billy is one of the funniest guys on the planet. What a legend.

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@policesquad]

I cannot believe the sheer number of people in these comments, complaining about Billy being offensive. What is the problem here exactly? The world has gone soft.

[@newfmomx2]

I saw Billy for the 1st time in the late 80's, and never laughed so hard in my life. No one will ever be funnier.

[@ThePhilGrimm]

@Christopher Wallbank I haven't seen Billy live but Kevin almost made me die laughing in Bournemouth. I thought I would choke to death for a while for lack of oxygen!

[@jamesmcgee7723]

The first time we went to see Billy in Sydney, he went overtime so long that our car got locked into the car park. The next time he kept saying that he had to wind up because people had gotten lock out of their car last time. He of course carried on anyway. Luckily we had planned ahead and parked in an all night station this time. He is the funniest man alive! We love you Billy.

[@Farweasel]

@@ThePhilGrimm Which Kevin? B Wilson? (Yeah but the thought police here are blocking some b words now with their Berkshire Hunting algorithms).

[@ThePhilGrimm]

@@Farweasel Yes, Wilson. If what I replied to was still visible it would have made more sense.

[@raysmith2940]

You must have a sad life mate.

[@gallifrey1985]

Currently reading his autobiography. It reads as if he's actually talking. This man is a legend. He's a genius and definitely windswept and interesting

[@scarecrowestetson]

I am reading that book now. And it does read as if he is actually talking. I don't know how many times I have laughed out loud whilst reading. One time I had to put the book down as I was worried I was going to drop it and lose my place from laughing so hard.

[@gallifrey1985]

@@scarecrowestetson I know exactly what you mean. It's a cracking read. I believe he actually dictated it and his daughter had to translate because the machine couldn't understand his accent

[@scarecrowestetson]

@@gallifrey1985 Yes I had just read that part yesterday. Love to know what the machine thought he was saying at times. 😆 He is such a treasure.

[@irbennett]

@gallifrey1985 If you get the audiobook he his actually talking.

[@elizabethfairlie8296]

My sister and I would often watch Billie together. We would always laugh so much we couldnt breathe.

[@robleary3353]

Probably one of the best observers of life, certainly the best story teller. Thanks Billy.

[@Luscious3174]

I swear I could listen to this guy for hours tell all his stories, he is just fucking hilarious. But then I would likely end up in the hospital in stitches LOL One of the best comedians this world will ever have.

[@Blue24Osprey]

Agree - he is totally brilliant!

[@suesmith4994]

Rodney Rude ??? I know, he's second best !!!

[@shauneastwood4773]

Fukin class so funny

[@leahstagno1219]

He is the main character in a very funny movie “What we did on our Holiday”. He’s brilliant

[@jackgrimley5780]

The brilliant Billy Connelly. Brightening up lives daily.

[@marthacunningham2028]

Especially the lives of the disabled!!

[@moldgrim1]

I've heard this story so many times, but it always has me howling with laughter. All the best, Billy.

[@marthacunningham2028]

So you're not in any way deformed then?

[@gabbiebarnard7580]

@@marthacunningham2028 I'm very much deformed and it makes me laugh because I have a sense of humour. Maybe you should have my spoon and fork off!

[@johnkennethwiseman5460]

This story has got to be true. I hope its true. Oh please be true. I love this story so much. I am in pieces every time i hear it

[@paulwalters9885]

Absolutely genius. From Glasgow myself and no doubt the story will be true. That's what us Glaswegians are like. Billy Connolly at his best.

[@hilmaallen1302]

I love Billy Connolly, he always made me laugh out loud no matter what even at his blue material. And right now I need to laugh.

[@simonmultiverse6349]

I thought "the little people" were the leprechauns you found at the bottom of the garden. Well, *_I_* find them at the bottom of the garden. Where do _you_ find them?

[@simonmultiverse6349]

Are there any leprous leprechauns? I hope not, because then you'd be able to ask a leprous leprechaun "give us a hand" ... _and_ _he_ _would_ ! Literally!

[@lorrainevanlelyveld8065]

Me too. I needed this today !! Stay safe and love from South Africa. 😘😘

[@lorrainevanlelyveld8065]

@@simonmultiverse6349 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@th3b0untyhunter]

Add me to the list of people who needed this much laughter today. Thank you Billy and thank you to whoever uploaded the video :)

[@lesleydixon2027]

the funniest man in the world.He has made so many people laugh and cry with happiness.Thank you Billy

[@marthacunningham2028]

Well he's certainly made a lot of people cry!!

[@caloriebuddy]

thanks for being humble enough to speak for the whole population. cheers. we need more humility like yours. the entire planet loves every drop of drool from Senile Bill's gob. well done dickhead.

[@nezbit8989]

I have only just realised how fascinating this man really is. Listened to his autobiography whilst working and was totally enthralled with his stories humour life experience and wisdom. He is a real inspiration for anyone who needs inspiration!

[@wendymarch2697]

Nobody makes me laugh like Billy, Since the first Parky show, never fails!

[@brettjamele880]

He was a dwarf in The Hobbit. Lol. Billy Connolly is freaking hilarious.

[@lyndastreet7344]

This man came into my life when i was impressionable. He's had me in stitches ever since and im now 61. Utterly brilliant at what ever he has turned his hand to. Sorry i missed seeing him live as i now wont get the chance ❤

[@donaldscholand4617]

And now Billy will be immortalized as Dain Ironfoot, King under the mountain, thanks to his outstanding performance in The Battle of Five Armies!

[@normansmith8184]

As he said, please be true. He still has (in my opinion) the funniest ever stand up routine with "An Audience With Billy Connolly" from about 1983/4. The one with The Archers as a new National Anthem for the Olympic team. Pure genius, I have the dvd and cry with laughter every time I watch it.

[@audspod1]

Me too!

[@strabanetyrone]

With his big slipper 🤣

[@chrisgaunt7402]

The incontinence pants.... One of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂

[@joandar1]

I have not seen this before and just have to say Brilliant! I did not see the punchline coming. LOL. John, Australia.

[@johnmcmullen7510]

Billy Connelly gives my life so much laughter Thanks BC

[@wolfman515]

Your day can be headed to hell in a fury and a dose of Billy will have you laughing to tears.

[@rockingthedrums5572]

The fact that Billy really enjoys the fun in his stories himself as well, says it really comes out himself, what makes it so great. Billy, you are and always will be Billy and that's lovely for us.

[@rabk5702]

Thought I heard all off Billy's stories but this one blew my bald head of hair back lmao 🤣 😂 😆

[@TheCelticSeer]

Well I bet you look Cool Groovy Windswept and Interesting now!!

[@SuperMikado282]

Hirsutely challenged.

[@virgiltracey9130]

Dwarf on a bus! Straight away you know it’s going to be funny 😄

[@daveb6214]

You are a living LEGEND Billy ,I've watched your video's for ever I'm 61 and I hope you carry on with tv series it's made laugh and ponder afew things you said in them

[@loraineriddell7157]

How refreshing to be made to laugh after reading all the disturbing news on the utube clips. Thanks for keeping it real Billy.

[@whooshkaboomie]

Presentation and delivery. He has you hanging off every word then Bang, you're on the floor gasping for air.

[@jimfisher5916]

Covid?

[@alanlucas501]

The most funniest and most recognizable comedian. An adsolute legend. It was a tradition in our house back in the day of VHS at Christmas we'd all gather around and watch and cry with laughter the latest offering from Billy. The memories.🤣👍🏻😂👍🏻😁👍🏻

[@twmlloyd5257]

The big slipper

[@Richard-wf9of]

We were the same, always watched it at Christmas, can still remember my gran being upset at the swearing 😅

[@tomcrowther3913]

Always loved Billy. I remember loads of his material and the way he delivered it. The poor family with coats on the bed. Wandering the streets, beer in hand, listening out for parties to crash. All funny as hell.

[@ScottishScott2024]

It wasn't coats - it's an eiderdown! lol

[@casperwallace9685]

@@ScottishScott2024 Mummmmm.... He is trying to stick his legs down the sleeves of the eiderdown....

[@tonydalton459]

@@ScottishScott2024 And he got his foot stuck in the sleeve of the eiderdown 😀

[@kirstylfc28]

Biggest regret in my life when I look back, is never seeing him live! I've watched him since a kid, grown up on him, watched everything he has done! He is my absolute favorite person in the world! X

[@steveross8364]

I had a wee laugh out loud to this for three minutes. Billy's humour and wit dwarfs many of the so-called funny men that plague us today.

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@yateleyhypnotherapy2111]

Oh, I’ve always adored Billy Connelly. He has always simply been one of the master comedians in the world.

[@TonyEnglandUK]

Connolly *

[@susannahcrowley7597]

Just the loveliest, funniest man. The only joke l can ever remember is one of his ( the story about his dad and prescription windscreens for cars........).....it's years old, and it still makes me laugh out......

[@nondesperado]

To me his best story is the one about the guy next to him farting in an airplane.

[@rickspa8348]

By far, the funniest stand up comedian who ever lived…!! Bless you Billy..!

[@lindawinchcole9962]

We all need a good laugh, thank god for Billy Connolly 😅😅

[@TonyEnglandUK]

Superb comedian. And thank goodness we can all laugh at ourselves again instead of people being (that awful word) "offended"

[@magsk6721]

I'd love to see Billy's take on our current situations .I'm sure it would be hilarious and a great tonic in such a gloomy time ! Special man 😍

[@Charles010]

Oh, you are so very right. Check out the title of chapter 17 in his wonderful autobiography, Windswept and Interesting. It speaks volumes as to what this dear man and indeed the majority of people today think.

[@marthacunningham2028]

He's too busy listening to Shakin' Stevens and preparing for his Michael Parkinson interview. I'm sure he'd love what I just did there being the non pc comic genius that he is!!

[@davereynard]

I must have watched this video 20 times and still laugh my arse off at it. It is my 'go-to clip when I need a proper giggle. Bless Sir Big Yin - long may he reign!!

[@scottnever8732]

only one legend left and here he is

[@dnicol73]

Thanks very much for giving our years and years of laughs. True Legend 👍 thanks for branching out to your fans. Forever

[@GBallas]

Billy! Simply the best comedian of our time!

[@lindadennis7435]

Freakin A.. I haven't laughed that loud in years. Thanks, Billy

[@obsidianlimb5290]

A fan for years & saw him live many years ago. My dearest memory though was seeing Cerano de Bergerac at Edinburgh Fringe with Billy & Pamela in the audience. He laughed SO loudly with his leg stamping into the isle, he was hilarious - the audience didn't know what to watch, the play or Billy. Huge love for such a warm, lovely man. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴

[@jeanharper9683]

Cyrano is a classic!

[@obsidianlimb5290]

@@jeanharper9683 it was re-written in Glaswegian. I didn't get all the references, but it was hilarious.

[@declanbennett1730]

Lol lol 😆fabulous, Jesus he shortens a long working day 🤣😄

[@retrocentral]

There's a special floating around somewhere on KZbin where Susan Calman meets Billy for the first time and tells him how he inspired her to go into comedy. He could have responded with a joke, and I doubt anyone would have been surprised, and Susan probably would have been okay with it. But he just smiled and said, "That's brilliant." He then went on to tell her how good it felt to know that he'd inspired someone. When it was time to go, she probably floated home.

[@MickayG]

Must've seen this bit 20 times by now... I know how it unfolds, still gets me every time. I also do hope it's true, the big Glasgow woman should get a comedy award for that.

[@sylvialocker1653]

Billy Connolly the most wonderful comedien ever ever. A darn genius.

[@alancooper4783]

I had the absolute honour and pleasure to see Billy a good few years agoThe best comedian I have ever seenA joyous occasion and my sides hurt like hell.It was worth every penny.There will never,ever be the likes of him again.

[@dontuno]

He nearly lost it at the end and who can blame him! Utterly brilliant 👏🏻

[@sambeach2726]

Loved Billy’s shows and his tv specials.

[@annewicks4993]

Amazing live, laughed so hard for hours and when I left could hardly remember a thing he had said just knew I had literally cried at some points with laughter. Had to buy the video to rewatch. Thank god it was recorded . I still have that video.

[@PatBuckleyracecar]

One of a few who can condense a 10 minute joke into 35 minutes.

[@obsidianlimb5290]

Yes but that's what makes Billy so good. If you've ever seen him live, you could go 3 nights in a row and almost see a different show each night. The man is a comic genius. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴

[@lordcharfield4529]

Same as fellow Scot, the late great and wee Ronnie Corbett!

[@AdventureInstinct66]

no it was 1 min joke spread over 5.46min with annoying delivery

[@justlookingaround9834]

@@AdventureInstinct66 Have I given you the attention you so wanted?

[@joangordon3376]

But he doesn't tell jokes - he tells stories - and hilariously too 😜😀😜

[@robsedgley199]

From the first time i heard you on vinyl,i have never stopped laughing,you are without question top of the tree in comedy,god bless you for bringing so much joy into our lives.

[@carolekohl-duggan9982]

Oh Billy bless you, you put the world into context... you really do!!! 👌😇🙏

[@preciousypenguino]

I try to imitate his voice when I talk to my son sometimes and i usually fail miserably but it makes me laugh . Love you Billy!

[@Fallopia5150]

Love the delivery. (Nothing will beat the incontinence pants though! - seeing Robbie C. pissing himself laughing...)

[@marksanderson8827]

Would give anything to have a few beers with Billy. Be in the presence of greatness but feel like your with an old friend. That's the man he is. Love him.

[@cadelepski5161]

He doesn't drink, so probably not gonna happen, Mark.

[@marksanderson8827]

@@cadelepski5161 he could have the Heineken zero

[@stephenhutcheon3976]

Big Yin ..... best ever ...... and in today's world I can't ever see him being surpassed

[@Adrian_Nel]

I have watched this probably five times in the last 18 hours, and enjoyed it each time.

[@Phantom-hy2ix]

Oh thank you Billy, I needed that. You're still my favourite comedian of all time. Bless ya mate.

[@Alanoffer]

I didn’t expect that have such a funny punchline ,,brilliant , billy Connery is a great comedian let’s hope comedy doesn’t get ruined forever by this generation of sad people who get upset at everything

[@singlewhitefemale1707]

One of his best!! A friend in England sent me this after he left the States. Had me rolling!! People need to lighten up and quit being so sensitive to jokes I realize some are really made fun of, but if you stop and think about it, we ALL have things that can be made fun of. Fat, skinny, young, old beautiful or ugly. Its just life....

[@Rachel-wp1yz]

My mum said when she saw Billy on stage she literally fell out of her seat laughing. Thank you for the laughs, Big Yin.

[@lorrainevanlelyveld8065]

I laugh so loud, cough and splutter, and my family think I'm " dying " !! Laughter IS the best medicine and we need it nowadays!! Stay safe and love from South Africa.

[@Rachel-wp1yz]

@@lorrainevanlelyveld8065 thank you... You too from the UK. Keep laughing!

[@chrishodgson6302]

Billy has made me cry laughing every time I’ve heard him tell one of these story jokes since the days of Big Banana Boots and “the full pretzel” etc. I’m laughing just thinking about it. A comic legend.

[@martincolclough4387]

You have to remember the half pretzel too and the effect they both had on Ivan the Terrible 😂😂

[@jesusjohnny8286]

Listening on the record player. Those were the days.

[@duncanandrew5103]

The first time I saw Billy was on TV in the early eighties doing a show in his banana boots. I would've been about 12 or 13. Crackup funny! Have been a fan ever since. Absolutely my favorite comedian. Will be a sad day when he does finally leave us.

[@Zaber_Za]

I can't tell you how many times I've watched this.

[@marthacunningham2028]

Don't you get out much then?

[@jenniferc23]

This is my favourite piece of stand-up EVER. I'm crying after watching it for the third time.

[@kieronsmith4500]

I’ve lost count 😉